What does the hazbin hotel crew think of ROOTBEER!!!
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Okay, I got a case of root beer for this because I'm not sure how many of the others have actually had it before. Niffty is the only one that can't have it. Her and sugar seem like a bad combo. I can say, I, for one, do not like it.
I haven't had one of these in a while! Tastes.... More sugary than I remember...
I think I'll stick with my classic beer.
Aw coming husky. Try some for me.
Pffft, now I'm definitely not
Ooo!~ is this one of the human's drinks? ohhhh this is good.
Ah yea. It's fine I guess? I'm not too much of a sugary drink person.
You know! You can combine it with ice cream to make a root beer float! I've heard from others it's good!
:O!!!! I WILL BE BACK.
Why would I indulge in a tooth rotting waste such as this. (His ass drinking pure black coffee.)
This isn't too bad! It is quite sweet but most drinks tend to be now.
*Doom Music starts playing*
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ABANDONED, CHECK PINNED POST. ASK (or dare) HEAVEN! (Hazbin Hotel)
rules for asks and dares
absolutely no nsfw. slightly spicy is fine, but nsfw is a no from me! sorry!
no incest. all characters i made are related to eachother, and are Lucifer’s siblings. (except Kirael, Alexandre, and Cas.)
no romantic or spicy requests for Cas. (Cas is a minor!)
CHARACTERS
THE ARCHANGEL SIBLINGS
Name : MICHAEL (He/Him)
Angel Of : Heaven’s Great Captain
Personality : Responsible, Loyal, Wise, Stern, Dutiful, Quiet.
Sexuality : Panromantic Asexual
Birth Order : The First Born (The Second Born is Lucifer)
Name : GABRIEL (Any Pronoun)
Angel Of : Strength and Communication
Personality : Well-mannered, Perfectionistic, Obedient, Workaholic, Careful, Levelheaded.
Sexuality : Bisexual
Birth Order : Third born
Name : RAPHAEL/RAFAEL (He/They)
Angel Of : Healing
Personality : Well-meaning, reserved, caring, self-neglecting, sensitive, overwhelemed.
Sexuality : Pansexual
Birth Order : Fourth Born
Name : ZADKIEL (They/Them)
Angel Of : Mercy
Personality : Loving, Forgiving, Giving, Impersonal, Soft-Spoken, Emotional.
Sexuality : Queer
Birth Order : Ninth Born
Name : JOPHIEL (He/She)
Angel Of : Beauty
Personality : Confident, Detail-Oriented, Free, Easily bored, Impulsive, Slightly Reckless.
Sexuality : Pansexual
Birth Order : Twelfth Born
Name : URIEL (He/They)
Angel Of : Wisdom and Light
Personality : Wise, Quick-witted, Intellectual, Slightly easily frustrated, hates being under pressure and being rushed.
Sexuality : Biromantic Asexual
Birth Order : Fifth Born
Name : AZRAEL (He/Him)
Angel Of : Death
Personality : Cocky, Teasing, Supportive, Irritable, Playful, Funny
Sexuality : Omnisexual (With Preference For Guys)
Birth Order : Seventh Born
Name : SELAPHIEL (They/Them)
Angel Of : Worship
Personality : Calm, Collected, Careful, Organized (hates any clutter), Devoted, Easily worried
Sexuality : Aroace
Birth Order : Eleventh Born
Name : HANIEL (She/They)
Angel Of : Joy and Happiness
Personality : Optimistic, Funny, Quick-witted, emotionally surpressing, careless, impulsive.
Sexuality : Lesbian
Birth Order : Last Born
Name : CHAMUEL (He/She)
Angel Of : Love
Personality : Bubbly, Loving, Supportive, Easily disappointed, Easily scared, and panics the most.
Sexuality : Pansexual
Birth Order : Eighth Born
Name : ARIEL (She/Her)
Angel Of : Nature
Personality : Reserved, Fierce, Strong, Hot-Tempered, Protective, Defensive
Sexuality : Aroace
Birth Order : Sixth Born
Name : RAGUEL (He/They)
Angel Of : Justice
Personality : Practical, Logical, Pragmatic, Judgemental, Perfectionistic, Careful
Sexuality : Bi-curious
Birth Order : Tenth Born
NON-SIBLINGS
Name : KIRAEL (He/Him)
Titles : Throne Angel of Justice and Protection
Personality : Confident, Practical, Clever, Fierce, Easily Angered, Merciless.
Sexuality : Gay
Birth Order : (in his family) First Born Twin
(Will Get A Redraw Soon)
Name : SESIPHIEL (Angel Name), PHIL (Current Name) (He/Him)
Titles : Throne Angel of Justice and Protection (Formerly), Sin Of Blasphemy.
Sexuality : Demisexual
Birth Order : (In His Family) Second Born Twin
(Not The Final Design Yet)
Name : ALEXANDRE (EXA for short) (She/Her)
Titles : Kirael’s Protégé/Second-in-command
Sexuality : Bisexual
Birth Order : Only Child
Died in : 1981
(No Official Design Yet)
Name : CAS (He/Him)
Titles : Uriel’s Protégé
Sexuality : Nope, He’s like 12-13 years old.
Birth Order : (in his own family) Fourth Born
Died in : 2010 (2 months after his own birth, so he basically grew up in heaven)
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Imagine hell has to defend itself against heaven again and this time the overlords are actually plotting together about it. So they're trying to come up with a battle plan and Velvette brings these figurines to put on the map. Most of them are just little faceless mannequins she uses for her outfit designs and she's written everyone's names on them. But one of them is a very realistic, very detailed Alastor figurine in a wedding dress.
And Carmilla is like "Okay so we need to figure out how we're going to forcibly close the portal to heaven— Alastor, you've been very quiet and thinking, do you have an idea?"
And Alastor just looks up at Velvette and gestures towards the figurine very calmly but with a twitching eye and goes "Why do you have this?"
HEL:DPGLPSHKPSGSDPOKO ANON I'M CRYING. can we bring this back into the lucifer commission saga and say lucifer was commissioned by vox to make that figurine. add this on to lucifer deciding to join an overlord meeting just to try and keep more in touch with the sinners and he's like "oh! I made that" and alastor's like "you WHAT" and velvette goes "YOU'RE the one vox commissioned this from??" and alastor's like "vox WHAT??????????" and then they sing a reprise of "you didn't know?"
every iteration of this gets worse and worse I'm sorry.
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