Any arson or murder tips? Asking for a friend.

Oh? Well, this friend should've been bold with it and asked me outright, we could've had an intellectual discussion about it. I tend to refrain from senseless murder nowadays, but thinking back to my time as an assassin, my tips are:

Make sure your weapon is sharp. A clean cut is a quick and quiet death.

Leave no trace. But if you do, make sure it's not your trace. I can't emphasise enough how important cleaning is to a successful job.

For the sake of all that's good, work alone. Unless your partner is loyal until death, don't have a partner. I never did, and I was perfectly fine.

Plan. Unlike most people, I can quite literally manipulate myself in space-time, which significantly eased things, but you likely cannot. So plan your murder.

Now, I can't say I'm well-versed in the nature of arson, but from what I know of it, it's honestly very easy.

Just make it look natural. Set the outlets on fire. St the toasters on fire. Put a bomb in the oven and set the heat to max. Gasoline's for amateurs, because then it's obvious.

Chaaaaaaarlie,

Top 5 cities! (Am I doing this right? 😅🤡)

I hope you kick that block's ass. Love you!!!! 💖

Thank you love! Here are five of my favorite cities I’ve visited!!

Matpat will always be welcomed into the FNAF universe

Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)

perhaps catching up a bit wouldn't hurt?

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

is there a match for the entire Connection Terminated speech from fnaf? link to the text (here)

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Closest match: Homo sapiens BAC clone RP11-504G5 from 2, complete sequence Common name: Common human

🏴‍☠️ It's been a hot minute

I'm finally on break and got around to finishing this, two months past when I wanted to, but I like how it turned out. FNaF isn't my biggest interest anymore but with the release of the movie, I wanted to see how much I've improved since 2014 (it's a lot just take my word for it-).

Okay, but did Mike get the message?

no he did not—he’s dense as bricks sometimes. continuation of this.

insufferable ex partners (don't be like dazai kids moisturize ur skin this cold season)

okay okay okay one more dungeon meshi thought

I keep seeing people saying Falin is "better at social cues" than Laios. Y'all she's just quiet. 😭 She just keeps her mouth shut. 😭😭 Girl was proposed to, said "let me think about it," and then did not even tell her own brother. She doesn't know what's going on either she's just quieter about it!!! 😭😭😭

Do you think you'd suit long hair?

Maybe.

he is everything to me...

FNAF Cassidy knows how to “help” Michael Afton

"Hey how is it going?"

Rain world art month day 8 - Crafting

im on holidays so I was forced to draw horrific shitpost on my iPad