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#as a fellow short king
skelerangart · 1 year
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short pro hero bakugo fan club
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acerunaway · 1 year
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original under the cut
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sigtheta · 5 months
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An eye for an eye makes justice blind
(25/11/2023)
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queer-and-nerdy · 9 months
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all 4 feet 9 inches of terzo saw omega “Mega Man” ghoul and decided “that’s the one i want” and you know what good for them love is love
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luckydiorxoxo · 5 months
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Jonathan Bailey & Matt Bomer for GQ Men of the Year Party 2023
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Well um. Aloysius O'Hare from The Lorax gets called Babygirl!... Go short kings ig
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dandydanthelion · 6 months
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oh lucio, you couldve been a 5'5 (or even under) short king
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foxilayde · 2 years
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Five foot seven? Nooo. Lies.
If you want photographic evidence I have it. You’ve been warned
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But literally who CARES when he looks so fiiiine
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hey-foreieys · 2 months
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You know that one vine where a guy is being kinda smooth and says "people are constantly asking me; what's it like being a s--" and he tries to put his foot on a chair but he misses and falls down and hits his head on the chair? That's Vox
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lucifers-silly-duck · 10 days
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Swinging both ways is so funny because I see a pretty girl and I want to dote on her, praise her, be her soulmate, blur the lines between friendship and romance with her. But when I see a guy I like I wanna suck his dick in a Walmart bathroom stall
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weyounthevorta · 4 months
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Feeling very Andrew Paris today.
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dcndrohime · 8 months
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Or you can all stack her, she's got your back.
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chaotictomtom · 8 months
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looove love love how the first time we see swan his first line on screen is "...get this fag out of here 😏" insane line delivery i love him
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stepffan · 2 years
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the google search that started it all
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daydreamodyssey · 2 years
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Primal is about living everyday against threats towering over you
It's an accurate depiction of being a short person
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remuslupinsleftshoe · 2 years
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Alright, I’m going to say it. Remus is 6′4/193cm, James is 6′1/185, Sirius is 5′10/177 and a self-proclaimed short king, poor Pete is 5′3/160 and a true short king😔👊
#'c'mon sirius you’re not even short!'#'yes I am pete. james and moony have always said so and i’ve finally accepted it. i’m a short king'#'pads I don’t know how to tell you this but you’re not actually short'#'no i’m a short king. you can’t take this away from me james'#*long suffering sigh from remus*#'moony what are you sighing about you lanky bastard'#'i'm sighing about all the suffering you have to go through as a short person'#'see james! moony thinks i'm short!'#'anyone is short to him pads!'#regulus is 5'10.5/179#he lords that half an inch/2 cm over sirius which Does Not Help the short king debate#'idk james sirius does seem short from up here'#'not you too love. you and sirius are the same height and i think you're quite tall'#*death glare at james* 'we are NOT the same height. i'm taller than him'#'right of course my bad. he's very short compared to you'#'so you admit it! i'm a short king!'#'pads you are not a short king. if anything peter is!'#'right! and as short kings we have solidarity against you tall monsters right pete?'#'sirius you're really not short'#'i thought you got over this!? where's the solidarity? the brotherhood? you're just going to deny a fellow short king his title??'#the debate goes on for an hour until marlene the 5'9/175 queen she is abruptly declares#'if you're short sirius then i'm a dwarf'#no marley i think you're quite tall- marley you sneaky fox'#'right pads so i assume this is over?'#'never. idc marley is tall and i'm a short king. you can pry the title from my cold dead fingers'#*long suffering sigh from everyone*#remus lupin#sirius black#james potter#peter pettigrew
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