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Feeling very Andrew Paris today.
#jeffrey combs#andrew paris#phantom empire 1988#fellow short king#attracted to my twin and what does that say about me#love that he’s 5 foot seven and we all treat him like he’s so tiny#but I’m 5 foot seven and don’t feel tiny
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Y’all are doing Timmy dirty in my tags😭
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#klapollo#ace attorney#klavier gavin#apollo justice#ajaa#aa4#apollo justice ace attorney#also no apollo is not tall his bf just knows how to take a good pic#apollo is a 5'4 short king to me and i refuse to think he is any taller than that#saw the original and was overtaken by the urge to make this about the scrunklies#also to the fellow transbuffpollo truthers and hairy arm enjoyers... your welcome <3 this one is for u
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An eye for an eye makes justice blind
(25/11/2023)
#st art#st digital art#art#reverse 1999#reverse 1999 fanart#reverse 1999 dikke#dikke#dikke is my JAM#religious themes in my lawyer/judge? it's more likely than you think#asked my fellow student who just finished a medieval history bachelor whether the outfit was time-appropriate or not#“she would never wear a cape. only kings wear capes. is she wearing heels? her dress is too short. but it's a cool design I guess”#she's great I love my fellow master students#anyway I adore dikke she's my mvp together w a knight
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all 4 feet 9 inches of terzo saw omega “Mega Man” ghoul and decided “that’s the one i want” and you know what good for them love is love
#fellow short king behavior#terzo: go big or go home? i hate my home so Big it is#the band ghost#terzo x omega#terzomega#terzomega my parents#omega3#terzo emeritus#papa emeritus iii#omega ghoul#queer-and-nerdy
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Jonathan Bailey & Matt Bomer for GQ Men of the Year Party 2023
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Well um. Aloysius O'Hare from The Lorax gets called Babygirl!... Go short kings ig
#your fave is#your fave gets called babygirl#aloysius o'hare#the lorax#IM JOKING IM KIDDINGGGG as a short king i love my fellow shorties. mwah mwah. would not choose this man to be prime short guy rep tho
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oh lucio, you couldve been a 5'5 (or even under) short king
#just a fellow short king projecting onto#what could've been a shorter king#the arcana#the arcana game#lucio the arcana#count lucio#lucio morgasson#shitpost#dandelion's rambling
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Five foot seven? Nooo. Lies.
If you want photographic evidence I have it. You’ve been warned
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But literally who CARES when he looks so fiiiine
#short king#remember when he was on the daily show with fellow 5’7er Jon Stewart?#and Jon called him short 😂#regardless#him as Santiago is just 😩#anon
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You know that one vine where a guy is being kinda smooth and says "people are constantly asking me; what's it like being a s--" and he tries to put his foot on a chair but he misses and falls down and hits his head on the chair? That's Vox
#hazbin hotel#vox#hazbin hotel vox#tbh it's a good portion of the hazbin fellows#alastor in his flop era nobody cares where he's been. vox is cringefail. lucifer short king depression. sir pentious in general
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short pro hero bakugo fan club
#pro hero bakugou#bakugo katuski#pro hero red riot#kirishima eijirou#mha#bnha#skeledraw#as a fellow short king#i sympathize 😔
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Swinging both ways is so funny because I see a pretty girl and I want to dote on her, praise her, be her soulmate, blur the lines between friendship and romance with her. But when I see a guy I like I wanna suck his dick in a Walmart bathroom stall
#god please just give me a short king or a ta Queen#don’t even get me started on my fellow enbies#bisexual
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Or you can all stack her, she's got your back.
#ic-ish#Hina at all the short kings queens and non-binary fellows#they can be a tower i write as i should sneep#crack
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looove love love how the first time we see swan his first line on screen is "...get this fag out of here 😏" insane line delivery i love him
#it's so funny cos i share the same bday as paul w + the same height lol#fellow short king 🤝#anyway the first time watching this movie i almost screamed laugh like jenna#tbh i still want to scream whenever i get to this scene#duuude i want to rewatch the movie now...#but it's already 2:30am i still have to wake up tomorrow aough
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Primal is about living everyday against threats towering over you
It's an accurate depiction of being a short person
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The Old Sub versus Dub
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