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I go by they/he pronouns. And I am hopelessly in love with Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel <3
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So I came up with a stupid idea for a sit com called Rock Radio Revolution in which Kurt Cobain, Nikola Tesla, and Che Guevara somehow share a room. Some time travelers fucked up and now they’re just… around. They live in Area 51, where they’re occasionally allowed to go out to Vegas, since everyone is so drunk there nobody notices them. And they’re also in a poly qpr
Here’s some examples of situations they get into:
*they're all in a car, Nirvana blasting on the radio*
Kurt: this is my shit by the way. My band.
Che: ¡me gusta! Música digna de una guerrilla.
Tesla, severely bothered by the sounds: So this is what my invention is used for….
Tesla, sipping a fine, Croatian wine: Quite a fine day, isn’t it, Dr. Guevara?
Che, sipping yerba mate: Es un lindo día, ¿no es así, Dr. Tesla?
Kurt who just finished chugging a Red Bull: What did he just say??
Kurt, on the floor, probably partied too hard: ughhhhh
Tesla, disgusted and not trying to hide it: Is he… going to be of clear mind soon?
Che, going doctor mode: él estará bien. sólo necesita descansar y probablemente un poco de agua.
Kurt, turning to Tesla: translate please?
Tesla: I barely understood him. I speak Italian, not Spanish
*Kurt wearing those weird sunglasses, smoking a cigarette*
Che, smoking a cigar: Dime camarada, ¿por qué siempre usas esas gafas de sol?
Tesla, as far away from the smokers as possible: I’m curious, they do look rather stupid.
Kurt: I mean I can take them off. *he reveals his evil, piercing blue eyes.*
*tesla makes an over dramatic gasp*
Che, reaching over: volvamos a ponernos esos, camarada.
If I actually made this into a comic I’d get a translator for Che so he’d actually be speaking Argentine Spanish lol
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Can y’all stop drawing luci as a lamb he’s a snake.
He’s obviously a snake.
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Hades Al x Persephone Luci (Pt 3)
Welcome to 🦌's underworld!
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What if I showed you my redesigns of the Morningstar Family
Also here’s a little extra detail of the back of Luci’s coat
It’s a (real) satanic cross
#redesign#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel redesign#lucifer morningstar#charlie morningstar#lilith morningstar#morningstar family
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Swinging both ways is so funny because I see a pretty girl and I want to dote on her, praise her, be her soulmate, blur the lines between friendship and romance with her. But when I see a guy I like I wanna suck his dick in a Walmart bathroom stall
#god please just give me a short king or a ta Queen#don’t even get me started on my fellow enbies#bisexual
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Lucifer drying his hair
I’m in love with this dirty scruffy version of him I’ve created.
I have this headcannon that Lucifer is actually a hot fucking mess under all his makeup and hairspray and he’s barely keeping up the facade. Like, he even dresses fully up when he’s in his home alone because he’s so worried about his appearance.
Oh, and I also think his hair is like, super wispy and poofy without product. Like a feather boa.
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I can't stop crying at this beautiful fan animation.
It's so sad someone comfort this baby boi
Here's the genius behind this masterpiece
@thief-of-eggs @nunalastor
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I have this headcannon that Lucifer is actually a hot fucking mess under all his makeup and hairspray and he’s barely keeping up the facade. Like, he even dresses fully up when he’s in his home alone because he’s so worried about his appearance.
Oh, and I also think his hair is like, super wispy and poofy without product. Like a feather boa.
#hazbin lucifer#lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar fanart#headcanon#hazbin hotel headcanon#hazbin hotel
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Making memes about my OC that Alastor would have made
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Jay loves boobies
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"SEE-MORE!!!" Get it??? Cause- ACK! (Gets 🍅 to the face.) OW! Okay! OK! I'll stop!
-Bubbly💙
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I <3 their doomed relationship
#my oc#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#basically Alastor owned him and veiws him as a pet#he loves Jay to bits#but like as a pet#so Jay doesn’t really have… rights?
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NOTHING annoys me more than people who have a “realistic” or “anime” style that REFUSE to draw a nonhuman character’s as ACTUALLY non human. I see TOO MANY fanarts of Lucifer where he has a nose and ears and a squared off jaw like STOP!!! Lucifer isn’t supposed to be a stylized human like Al or Vaggie, HE IS A DIFFERENT SPECIES!!! A SMALL REPTILIAN MAN!!! Just get over yourself and draw something other than a handsome white man. LUCIFER IS A LITTLE FREAK ALIEN MAN YOU SHOULD DRAW HIM AS SUCH
“Realistic Lucifer” vs actual realistic Lucifer
Also, ps, Luci has GOLD blood. Therefore his blush is GOLD and so is everything else that’s be pink on a human.
#I’m not hating you can draw him however u want I guess#BUT IM SO TIRED OF IT!#HE IS NOT A MAN!#HE IS A FUCKED UP BIBLICALLY ACURATE ANGEL#hazbin fanart#hazbin hotel#hazbin lucifer
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A really hilarious radioapple fic would be one where Alastor hears about Lucifer's "I am going to FUCK you/it's fuck you UP" mishap, and realizes that the king of hell just does NOT realize how to properly word things at ALL, ever.
And so when talking to him, Alastor just immediately translates it to the most logical (non-sexual) interpretation, and then just responds normally to it.
(Constantly correcting him when you know what he means is both a waste of time and not conducive to following Charlie's "please just get along!" rules, so Alastor doesn't bother anymore.)
Lucifer: "We should go get railed." (Translation: there's a cool train that takes you to an interesting part of the Pride Ring, and I think we should go check it out.)
Alastor: *sigh* "If we must, I have room in my schedule on Saturday morning."
Lucifer: (something something about wanting to be ran a train on)
Which is all well and good, but Alastor might have forgotten to tell everyone else that was what he was doing. So now everyone thinks him and Lucifer are not only hooking up, but loudly and without shame just talking about it in public.
Both Angel and Charlie are in hysterics - for completely opposite reasons.
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