Jason as those AO3 authors who have the worst tragedies happening to them and yet still continues to pump out his new chapter every week

Some poor, unbeknownst Gothamite: “My favorite fanfic writer hasn’t posted or updated any of their fanfic in like four years. I don’t want to bug them but I’m always hoping for them to come back. I hope their okay :( ”

Jason, in between cutting off right hand mens heads and antagonize black mask, like Really Living It Up: “hey, sorry, guys! I know it’s been forever! I literally died and clawed my way back from zombiehood, but I’m back now! Hope you enjoy this new chapter!”

I just wanted to throw this out there.

I remember reading the Fall Of Reach and feeling sad that John, deserving as he was, lost "Ring The Bell" and his teammates initially hated him for it.

In Halo: Reloaded, Reloaded!John being such a shithead as a little kid actually kicked him down to the bottom of the popularity poll and made him the most unliked kid in the program.

Noooo, poor Reloaded!John 🥲

Yeah, I get where his teammates came from, I would have hit him if I lost out on a brownie sundae [or was it just a brownie?].

IM NOT AFRIAD TO SAY IT

Shadow the hedgehog is cool

For some reason I keep forgetting that Altered Carbon is not some alternate universe. Like, Altered Carbon is our world rn just a lot older. Meaning, if they still have some of the stuff we have now in the future, there is a chance that Takeshi has drank a Starbucks Frappuccino before. Not that I think he would do that but he COULDVE done that. He has probably draken Dr Pepper before. He’s probably gotten drunk off the same shitty Smirnoff vodka that I have. What is life.

It’s my birthday todayyyy and here’s a picture of me on my 2nd birthday….receiving a kid friendly movie!!!! 🦖😳💥

Pretty sure my parents brought this for themselves….

Jeffrey Catherine Jones “As A Child” portfolio

Would u still love me if I confessed my greatest sin

Genuinely funniest thing abt the show is that there are people out there experiencing pjo for the first time and they don’t know about Luke

for the ask prompt if you vibe with it: what's your fave animal and why? 💖

I’m so sorry I’m so boring but my favorite animals are cats and bc they’re cute 😭😭 I look at a cat and just grin they are just so adorable ok

It’s almost 1 am? I was in the shower for a long time? Oh, yeah I was using an Old Spice body wash to produce bubbles as astronomically large a curtain and three walls can fit in order to, for just a moment, feel childlike joy again.

btw, was anyone else able to like, read minds when younger?

like, look at someone's face (like the muscles, eyes, stress and shit) and hands (how still they are, how open they are) and know every action they will do two seconds ahead of them?

that was a cool thing i was able to do, i think.

trying to explain to my friends why i have a particular soft spot for star trek guest character lon suder who appears in like three episodes to do some gay shit then dies badly so i just drew this instead

So story time,

In 3rd grade my friend and i were running around chanting join us and we got Iike all of 3rd grade and half of 4th before the principal shut us down... so that’s the story of how I started a cult.

I was staring on my Phone for 20 Minutes to figure out what to draw. Not happy what i drew but.. Hmm. Idk.

His blood is Black. I'ts Obvious ik. Just some childhood stuff. And Now idk if it's that Oc or that. Wait a Sec. Ok its that one.

bro not people just... not tagging horrible footage of palestinian dead kids lol

i have like thirty variants of child harm / child death blocked because someone tried to murder me when i was a nine year old child and when i see that stuff it makes me have these disembodied flashbacks, it's not because of "western comfort" or whatever lol its because i almost died, because i still remember my vision blanking out and my hands getting heavy

you're not being brave by posting corpses of babies and blood-covered children in fan tags

Sasuke heaved a heavy sigh, leaning back in his chair, rubbing the bridge of his nose with his thumb and two of his fingers. There was steam raising from a cup of tea on the desk, and strewn across it were various books and scrolls. The history of the Uchiha, and the history of Konoha regarding the Uchiha.

"...I'm starting to see why my clan was planning a coup." He said to himself after a few moments, taking a sip of tea, before adding something to a list. It was becoming quite a long list, and it was titled 'Things to discuss with Kakashi/Naruto when they become Hokage'. He was not going to worry Tsunade with this, especially since he had heard that she was preparing to retire. She had done enough for him anyway.

Accepting him back into the village, albeit with caveat of assigning ANBU to him to watch him (and, as it turned out, protect him as well), deciding not to punish him for escaping the ANBU watch during the attack on Konoha, due to helping to fight against Pein, managing to take down two of Pein's bodies himself, and because he surrendered to the ANBU immediately after the fighting was done. Verifying the things he had told her, helping him to get his hands on records of the Uchiha Clan and Konoha... she'd done a lot for him. And she if wanted to retire, he wasn't going to lump her with all of this on her last days as Hokage.

This was going to take a lot of work, after all. He was aware that Kakashi might not accept all of the changes that he wanted and the changes he needed, which is why he would talk to Naruto about it when he became Hokage as well. Naruto had a knack of making impossible things happen, after all.

Sasuke sighed, tapping his pen against the list he had written, his head aching, and buzzing with thought.

He didn't blame Konoha for voting Hashirama as Hokage over Madara. While Madara was more realistic, what the new village needed was someone idealistic, someone who would push for ideas that others would think were impossible, and he did at least listen to Madara's advice.

The real problems started with Tobirama. While he may have thought he was doing the Uchiha a favour by creating the Military Police, the placement of it, right next to a prison, did raise a few eyebrows, and the fact that it seemed like it was to discourage the Uchiha from governing the village in other ways. Whatever Tobirama's motivations had been, it had been the start of the real resentment towards Konoha. Which then culminated after the attack of the Nine Tails, when the Uchiha were all forced to live within the Uchiha complex, instead of living where they liked in the village. While it had been publicly stated to be necessarily for the reconstruction, it had been a way to keep the Uchiha controlled and to keep an eye on them. After everything the Uchiha had done for Konoha, and all the treatment they had endured, they were distrusted and forced into a pen, the council believing that they had been the reason behind the Nine-Tails' attack.

And while Sasuke couldn't say they were wrong, it was not any of the Uchiha that lived in the village who caused it.

Sasuke rose to his feet, taking his empty tea cup. He definitely needed a break.

He did understand more things now. Why some of the village distrusted the Uchiha. Why the Council were unwilling to trust him, trying to stall on various issues that were necessary for the Uchiha Clan to be restored.

He could see why some would think that he hated the village. Why some believed that the Zetsu clone masquerading as him was actually him. Although he couldn't exactly fault them too much for that, he would have killed Danzo in a heartbeat if he'd gotten half a chance.

He was at least thankful towards Hiruzen for having been wiling to negotiate with the Uchiha, even if it never got that far, due to Danzo and Itachi.

There was a lot of work that needed to be done not just to restore the Clan, but to change the clan's reputation. Sasuke was sure that it would not happen within his lifetime, but he could at least get the wheels turning. Get changes that needed to happen to happen. Prove he was trustworthy.

But he also could not allow his clan to be treated as they had been treated in the past, otherwise history would repeat itself. It was going to be a delicate balancing act.

Sasuke winced as his head gave a particularly painful throb, and he tried to quieten his thoughts, leaving his study.

He was going to have a nice, hot bath, be alone with his thoughts for a while. And then he would decide on how he was going to proceed.