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#i almost died
teaboot · 5 months
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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
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ennonzi · 1 year
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The ox cart scene 🍁
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he-is-everything-11 · 8 months
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“turns out being on the receiving end of henry’s royal authority is an extreme fucking turn-on. he thinks, as he’s hauled into a bruising kiss, that he’ll never forgive himself for it”
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Gif credit @sheisraging
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sentrysapper · 13 days
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shayziee · 8 months
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They forgor the paddles. Now they're stuck
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ticklishchaos · 4 months
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Oh my God. My husband was tickling me last night, and he kept his hands on my tummy while I would giggle and squirm nervously. He'd actually stop tickling me for a few moments and keep his hands still so all I could do was laugh in pure anticipation and while he was keeping his hands still and I started squirming this man actually chuckled at me and said "that's right, you BETTER be nervous." Like I'm sorry, excuse me, what the fuck?
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you do NOT WANT TO HEAR THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT
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dog1teeth · 2 months
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what drawing on discord whiteboard with a sonic fan does to a mf
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datlokibumtho · 3 months
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Me: "Do you honestly think Rengoku bottoms?"
Fiance: "I guess not."
Me: "At least, not in the stuff I look at."
Fiance: "I'm surprised by that,"
Me: ?
Fiance: "considering Akaza already impaled him once."
And then I died
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"...although you did skip a bunch of levels by crafting staircases. Clever, sure... But not very honorable." I am on five hp, I have eaten every single piece of food I've brought, and I'm lucky to be alive. WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN HONOR MF
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linkerbell · 2 years
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It’s been TWO MONTHS since I’ve drawn my bOIS 🤣 im so behind on the lore… are they canon yet? 🥺
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ambelle · 2 months
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Dick to Kory: I would never leave you
Me:
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abbyslev · 9 months
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GUYS I MET LANA DEL REY AT FUCKING WORK OH MY GOD I WISH I WAS JOKING IM CRYING
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he-is-everything-11 · 4 months
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'Why do you care?'
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'If only I could tell you, the silent echoes of my heart Screams your Name. Yet my lips are bound by silence. If only I could speak the words unsaid. In the chapters of longing, my love for you unfolds. A Tale of Pain and Heartache.'
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jinx-you-lose · 2 months
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HOLY SHIT IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CHOKED
Most definitely one of my favorite audios. Never gonna fail to make me smile, I love the boys (and Stacy) this was just a treat to listen to I'm so gonna rewatch this over and over again.
I had to pause so many times because I couldn't stop laughing I actually ended up choking. These dudes are gonna kill me😭
Also Jean was DOWN BAD HAHAHA. FOCUS MAN FOCUS
"She's be my ex next" - Jean
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incorrectwolfstar · 3 months
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would like to share the good omens fanart i drew on some receipt paper at work today
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