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moviecritc · 2 days

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ohhh i may have an idea for your polyamorous thing, what about the reader trying to soft launch her relationship with carlando but people keep thinking they’re just a group of very close friends or they think that she is only dating one of them and the other is just their friend so she gets tired of people not taking the hint and just ends up hard launching? maybe at a grand prix weekend?

captions ⋆ carlando smau

pairing: carlando x reader

summary: carlos, lando and you had been dating and soft launching each other for almost two years, and carlos just got bored of people thinking you're just friends.

warnings: some suggestive comments

a/n: not the biggest fan of lando EXCEPT when carlos is around so i loved doing this so much. also, it's my first smau, pls tell me what you guys think about it <3

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user1 NEW CARLANDO PHOTO JUST POSTED

user2 thank u y/n for feeding us with all this carlando content

landonorris dry ass caption

yourusername at least i post you you dumbass user1 never beating couple allegations user3 carlos must be so tired of third wheeling them

user4 THAT IS THE CUTEST DOG I'VE EVER SEEN

francisca.cgomes i'll never forgive you for naming your dog almost like me

yourusername it's my love language ok landonorris you could've named it lando or smth yourusername i'll change her name to nowins 💋 landonorris wait wat

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landonorris ok i'll correct myself THIS is dry carlossainz55 you muppet yourusername at least he comments good things ?? user5 their friendship is top tier

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user1 here before y/n

user2 NOT LANDO SOFT LAUNCHING CARLOS

user3 i'm dying

user4 i don't wanna start something but that aren't lando's arms in the third picture

user5 it scares me that you can recognize lando's arms... user6 girl go touch some grass

yourusername and i'm the one getting called dry

landonorris i didn't want you to feel bad bout you're boring caption 💛

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landonorris isn't a podium not enough for you?

yourusername no landonorris yeah idc what you think yourusername THEN WHY U ASK i'm changing to red bull they'll give me more emotional stability maxverstappen1 please stay there i don't want to have lando in the garage looking for you

user1 cute cute cute friendship

user2 call me crazy but...

user3 but WHAT GIRL? user2 lando soft launching carlos and posting the picture of y/n with another boy (definitely carlos), and them posting each other anytime they can user4 girl they're just friends user5 yeah they've been knowing each other for a long time, they're just very close

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yourusername always 💛 user2 OUR biggest supporter? them using the same heart lando used in a previous post? user6 paranoid

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user1 WAIT OMFG

user2 CARLOS HARD LAUNCHING LANDO AND Y/N I TOLD U GUYS

user3 they're all dating?

user4 isn't that obvious

yourusername cute dog

carlossainz55 Hermosa we talked about calling Lando our dog landonorris she meant kiki you muppet yourusername no i actually meant you baby

user4 y/n won the game with this two

user5 now i know how true jealousy feels like

yourusername my pretty boyss 💛

carlossainz55 🥰🥰

landonorris dream rides 🤩

yourusername lan- carlossainz55 I'm going to ban Lando from this app user3 LANDO LMAOOOO

user6 CARLOS AND KIKI ARE THE CUTEST AHGDJKJHFSA

charlesleclerc so happy for you guys

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carlossainz55 First

landonorris he's so obsessed carlossainz55 Yeah

landonorris now THAT is a good caption

francisca.cgomes ok cutiess

danielricciardo Y/N blink twice if you need help

landonorris shut the fuck up she's totally fine with us yourusername save me pls

user2 does she even have a job?

landonorris serving cunt? carlossainz55 Being the most beautiful woman in the world? yourusername i'm a publicist but yeah mostly what they said user3 you're so iconic for this

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demigods-posts · 2 months

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i have this headcanon that percy and annabeth are raging accidental flirts. but not with each other. like. they'll go to the coffee shop on fifteenth street. and compliment the barista on his hair and clothes and tip really well. but only for him. and they have no idea this boy is absolutely swooning over them. or. each time they to go the bakery downtown. they take the time to converse with the waitress at the counter as they eat her homemade muffins. and are incredibly vocal about how she's their favorite server. and how much they enjoy seeing her. and suddenly they're the only two customers that can get her services for free. except, they just think she's like that with everyone.

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hyacinths-in-a-storm · 4 months

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I swear, at this point I might just end up shipping 75% of atla girls with each other.

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anonymouscheeses · 1 year

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The gays fr fr ❤️❤️

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dolokhoded · 4 months

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simon peter is the funniest apostle to work with because in theory he's the most loyal, most by-the-book of the apostles so you'd expect him to be the most logical and collected one but 80% of his concerns (pre crucifixion then everything went downhill and they all died) are that he has a crush on every person he encounters

#🧅#im not religious just insane.jpg #true poly disaster. funniest shit ever.#cause yknow simon p's a fisherman he's married he's a very poster family man #and he loves his wife he really does. im not gonna make the only guy who's married fucking Hate his wife and want to like. go have gay sex #instead cause mlm good mlw bad. but he does have his. Issues. concerning how he views women #he's gonna work on that though i'm not leaving him like that don't worry. peter already knew the torah by heart probably for peter turning #to god meant learning how to respect women. and yknow people he considered 'ungodly' in general. to respect humanity as he respects god.#tee hee i love this arc. i love all of them but i dont ever rlly talk abt this one.#but anyways yes he does love his wife.#then some strange guy shows up while he's fishing and he's like follow me son of jonah i will make you a Fisher Of Men. and peter's like #TEE HEE OKAY JESUS i will come fish men with you.#which......okay....simon....... interesting that u wanted to do that..... with zero context....#and then cue weird thing with magdalene. which. they don't end up together by Any Means.#they hate each other. they have not spoken in a civil manner once. but they do have a weird bond between them than only aromantic people #can understand.#WHICH BTW i already knew there's a thin line between polyamory and aromanticism. but it really showed when while trying to #explore how peter experiences polyromanticism i found myself projecting a lot of my own aromanticism on him #(is polyromantic a correct term? i'm not sure these terms really confuse me especially considering the time period cause like. polyamorous #describes a relationship with multiple people which peter obviously wasn't in in 30 AD. but he Did have romantic feelings for multiple #people so is that polyromanticism? or is that a completely different term? idk. bare with me.)#very interesting. anyways yeah there's that. magdalene is aro also to me. so yeah this is one of the most fun dymanics i have in this lore #cause like. polyromantic person and aromantic person somehow having the same mutual not platonic not romantic but a secret third thing #connection with each other. i love thinking about them

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gladfang · 6 months

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it makes me laugh when bg3 players will romance gale, cheat on him with the one off romancables and then get sad because he's angry about it. what did you expect

#like in a game where characters discuss bondaries and identify openly as polyamorous you chose the one monogamous guy to-#fuck around with and were shocked it damaged your relationship with him? interesting #bg3 posting

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hooved · 1 year

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why have i been running into so much polyamory hate lately. just because you personally don't want a polyamorous relationship or can't possibly grasp how something like that can be healthy doesn't mean it's wrong. people love in all different kinds of ways, being in a relationship with multiple consenting partners where everyone's needs are met and their boundaries are respected isn't some impossible feat. polyamory isn't greedy or abusive or immoral or whatever the fuck else your warped ideas of it make you think it is. "but polyamorous people are so annoying about it 🙄", what, for making a bunch of posts about how hot and wonderful their 4 girlfriends are ? boohoo. grow the fuck up

#and while i'm at it #open relationships (which aren't the same as polyamorous relationships but they're not mutually exclusive) can also be happy and healthy #you guys just think anything other than monogamy is automatically cheating #also i've seen people who are literally only mad about polyamory because they can't even get one partner lmao #other people being in happy relationships isn't some personal attack on you

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bahoreal · 1 year

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archer season 13 episode 8

#archer #archer fx #krieger #what the fuck is this guys first name #algernop krieger #that cant be right #im sorry for archer posting this like just took me out #season 13 had pam having a verbally agreed upon explicitly defined polyamorous relationship with another woman #which is wild ive never seen that in a show #but its so offbrand for archer which is like.. the best worst representation you could get (loving)#its a terrible show. i really really enjoy it.

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magentagalaxies · 6 months

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y'know i didn't expect to explain the entire history of riverdale and also who dan and phil are to paul bellini this weekend but now he is aware of these things because of me. you're welcome i guess?

#scott was also there for the dan and phil conversation but he left before the riverdale one lmao #i mentioned seeing dan howell's standup tour live last year and neither had heard of him before #so i had to be like ''ok this is a thirty second recap of who this guy is and the bizarre fan culture around him. also he's gay''#and then with riverdale bellini of course already knew what riverdale was but had never seen it bc why would he #so i explained how the show's creator got a cease and desist from archie comics for his unauthorized play depicting the characters as gay #and then went on to get a job at archie comics. rise through the ranks to become a very high ranking member of the creative team #and then go on to create riverdale which ended with all the characters being in a polyamorous relationship #and paul bellini thought that was hilarious he was like ''that is the best long con. this guy is a hero''#i also now know what scott and paul's favorite harry styles songs are??? like neither are even big harry styles fans #he just happened to come up in conversation and all of us were like ''yeah i don't listen to him but some of his songs are well done''#(scott's song was watermelon sugar and paul's was sign of the times. do with that what you will i guess)

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cherieprincess · 10 months

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tag ramble (i am just very gay and needed an outlet)

#my partners are so so cool you guys #they're so lovely and they care about me and i care about them so much #and they're so hot omg #like wow i fucking scored huh #anyway polyamorous win #i love them and i had a dream last night about learning to crochet so i could crochet little animals for them #sometimes i think about sewing plushies for them #for one of them i would make a bear. probably a polar bear #and i would hide things inside the stuffing as a little surprise #in case the stitches ever ripped and it needed to be fixed #and for the other one i think it would be either a frog or a goose #and i would make little boots for it #and scarves for winter #yeah. i just... care about them a lot and i am having feelings about wanting to give them a little kiss on the forehead #it sucks that they're both so far away but the day i visit i am going to give them so many kisses to make up for it #i have been slowly gathering presents for them #yes the second relationship is a relatively new development but even before then i was collecting things to bring to them #i am going to give them all the things i have gotten for them to express how much i care about them #and then i will be winning at showing my love #and it will be good.#<3

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squirrelno2 · 11 months

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the emphasis on shipping in fandom culture is so wild to me to consider because like. there are certain things in jatp that I ship very emphatically, but I literally wrote myself into shipping them. when I was writing my first fics in the fandom, I didn’t plan for julie/luke/reggie or flarrie. I expected willex, because the show gave us that and gave me plenty of vibes to go “ok they like each other and would work together in the long term”. but especially with noncanon ships I always find myself stumbling into them as I plan or write a fic. I do sometimes set out to write a romance, but that’s usually when I’ve been in a fandom for a while and know “ok I like these dynamics and have had thoughts about shipping them in previous works, let’s dig into that.” and then I’m always writing like it’s a persuasive essay! like there are people reading who aren’t convinced about the ship, and I have to show my work.

even working with ocs it’s like, “ok I made this guy to be a friend for this character, but also I think that this particular dynamic would probably lead to romance and/or sex” (this thought brought to you by me knowing I haven’t touched my Jesse Lives au in forever) - actually I would say with ocs it’s most important because holy hell nobody is going to be automatically invested in your oc’s romantic or sexual life but you. you have to do a lot of legwork on that one unless your only intent is more of a reader insert vibe where ppl can imagine intimacy with their favourite character, which means they don’t care about your oc so much as they care about being able to project anyway. they already know why they’d be into this canon character. you don’t need to do anything there (which to be clear you do you, that just holds very little appeal for me for various reasons. live your dreams my friends)

and it’s just weird to me that people will write things where. it’s characters who don’t interact much. and then they don’t put any effort into making the reader ship it? they jump straight to “both characters are yearning and have been since they met” because they ship it, and they don’t require buildup, and I’m like “but how did you get here. why does it matter that they’re doing these things for each other.” and a lot of it tends to be a lack of deep characterisation, so it could be any two guys being gay (or. any ship. i’m maybe thinking about Certain Popular Gay Ships in fandom but also calling out baby me’s destiel obsession specifically. it’s fine no judgment but also fandom has a white gay man problem and that is a different post entirely) - and a lot of it also seems to be like. allosexual people (I assume from uhhh sexytime context clues) and definitely alloromantic people thinking that attraction alone is the legwork. like there’s nothing else to prove about a relationship. they like each other, boom, romance.

when you’re writing a romance, you don’t just have to have the characters woo each other (which. as a reader of both fic romance and original, published romances, let me tell you a lot of writers don’t even do that) - you have to make the ship woo the readers. draw us in. prove to us in word and action that these two care, make each other better (or worse, I write some toxic codependent shit too), that there is some reason to want them together and not settle for whatever preexisting dynamic they have. why does it matter that these people are in love? why are these obstacles worth overcoming? what does it add to a non-romance story to have this ship in it?

I would like romances that romance me, damn it

#i was very mad the other day because i was reading a cassandra clare i hadn't read before and ended up like.#actually invested in the fucking love triangle? obscene. she is cruel to me. but that's how you DO it!#like. she showed me the dynamics and reasons why both guys would be good with the girl. i made my choice based on personal preference but #i'm also tense about it because maybe the mc has different preferences than me! that's how you woo a reader!#anyway no it's not infernal devices bc that was clearly a polyamorous relationship where jem and will are qpps. next question #god i said i wouldn't ever shadowhunterpost again sorry about these tags folks #anyway thank you for coming to my tedtalk i'm right. i'll fucking ship anything (...ish) if you write it right #(i think you can fill in the ish for yourselves bc my hangups are common hangups)

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my-thoughts-and-junk · 2 years

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Me writing animal crossing lore in my head while falling asleep: I am about to craft a narrative that is so convoluted

#random thoughts #animal crossing #okay so isabelle has been divorced once and is currently married to her high school sweetheart who she broke up with when he was drafted #her ex husband was abusive and she left him after she got pregnant because she was better at putting other people's wellbeing over her own #she reconnected with her ex sweetheart when her daughter was four years old #his name is ted he is a bear he had braces when he was younger and he's an absolute sweetheart #so while she's with ted she starts questioning her sexuality because she never really had the chance to explore it #since she grew up in a small town and married young due to a pregnancy scare #and ted's like 'hey do you wanna explore your sexuality?' but isabelle's reluctant #since her ex cheated on her a lot and she's afraid of becoming like him #but ted's a real experienced man and he's been in polyamorous relationships before so they start going to clubs together #so she can get comfy with the idea #(she's pansexual btw and she goes through this whole crisis about it because she's middle aged and married with a kid)#(so does it REALLY matter??? but it does it does a lot.)#so they go to clubs and isabelle starts flirting with women and getting comfy with it #and isabelle starts getting harrassed by this dude and she says she's here with her husband to try and get him to leave her alone #but ted's in the bathroom and the guy isn't backing off and GUESS WHO SWOOPS IN TO SAVE THE DAY #fucking TOM NOOK THAT'S WHO #tom nook also grew up in a small town but he got to explore his sexuality when he moved to the city in his early twenties #he's well-known in queer circles for having gone FUCKING CRAZY in his heyday. he was gay divorced before gay marriage was LEGALIZED okay.#he's also a drag queen who performs at the club ted and isabelle went to #so like imagine tom just like LOOMING over this creep in these tall-ass stiletto heels #like tom's intimidating okay. he's a big dude.#so that's how tom and isabelle met <3 also ted has like. the SMALLEST crush on tom. he'd never act on it tho #he's more than fine with polyamory when it's his partner practicing but he prefers to have a singular partner #he likes it when he knows isabelle is being taken care of <3 he's such a sweetheart #tom is VERY flattered by ted's like. small but obvious crush #isabelle's daughter is like. INFATUATED with tom btw #her name's tippy :]

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trollbreak · 1 year

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< realizing I never made a post detailing the whole thing that’s settled in between lavish and remnis and nyaris but doesn’t have the energy to break it down in good detail

#so in summary #lavish <3 remnis #remnis <3< nya #nya <> lavish #and lavish plays spades for rem and nya sometimes #there are also hints of <> between lavish and rem and <3< still between lavis and nya but #but yk #anyways you’re welcome to make this polycule more complicated if you want to throw more relationships at my guys lol #everyone involved is polyamorous even if there are a few shades of aro mixed in there as well

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genetic-emancipation · 3 months

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hi im gonna get a lil personal on main rq, hope thats okay

(this isnt a vent or anything but im still gonna put her under a cut okay thanks <3333)

its such a weird experience to go from identifying as VIOLENTLY aro/ace to just. kind of. not either of those things.

like. oh, wait a minute, i DO actually have attraction to people! its just that the last folks i dated did me so bad that i just. full on thought i Didn't. which is actually SO funny to me tbh. like how repulsive do you have to be for someone to think they're aroace ENTIRELY bc of u. this is peak comedy to me, someone else pls laugh.

anyways shout out to my current bf for actually being normal w/ me and not constantly smothering me with love (but in a bad way) or making me feel like a sex object (in a bad way.) <333

#this is how i feel on the topic of polyam too tbh #like i thought i was VIOLENTLY against being in a polyamorous relationship bc of my last experience w/ one but #the guy im w/ now is polyam (its just us rn tho) and im like. hm. okay! yeah i could roll with this with you!#part of me is still like “NOPE KEEP HIM AT ARMS LENGTH” but shes just a trauma response so i should like. Not do that #UGH that reminds me of a big ol conversation i had w/ K ages ago where he informed me that i do. in fact. need to actually Trust ppl.#yknow. to like. have a healthy relationship #shocked pikachu face #u wouldnt believe how much of a shock that actually was to my system tho. like it was so sad. but i had my breakdown abt it & im normal now #anyways shutting up now. ty tumblr for being my diary #maybe i should tag this shit #personal #sure tht works for now. i'll set up a tagging system one day maybe

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thebendsbyradiohead · 5 months

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"we need to legalize polyamorous marriage for all the usual reaso-" i am BEGGING you all to let the social construct of marriage die the death it deserves. kill the patriarch in your head

#''FUCK THE PATRIARCHY'' you guys don't even want to abolish marriage #lina laments.txt #like the concept of polyamorous marriage is hilarious specifically BECAUSE it showcases how stupid the institution of marriage is #are you really such a free spirit & a rebel against the establishment when u need the state to validate ur intimate relationships #at a certain point u need to stop urself & think what exactly they mean to u bc it's seeming more as a union

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mocksyoucondescendingly · 9 months

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rrrrrrrrr hell feeling

#not hell feeling. weird feeling badness…#i don’t know how to be polyamorous #i dont think i quite get how i can achieve that kind of relationship with others #like! how do you bring that up!! especially to a non queer individual #sure okay i’m in love with this one guy. and i think an open/poly relationship would be a good fit for us #but thats not really on the table atm. but it’s still smth holding me down #and then there’s this gorgeous woman.but she’s like. cishet. and she’s already got some young children #and im like. i want to enter a partnership with you. but i don’t know how to explain my feelings #because they’ll always belong to him. but they also belong to her. and…#idk. if it’s this easy for these two people to tumble into my life and mess me up inside #then there will probably be more before i’m even 50 #and then i start feeling so conflicted

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