do you guys know about the balkan lynx. they are very cute & very endangered & you should care very much about them 🥰

omg billie eilish gave an interview where she said verbatim "i want my face in a vagina" as an explanation of how she realized her sexuality & here come the puritan bitches talking abt ~*sapphic love in media*~

girl go eat someone out & stfu

i love how useless & dysfunctional everything is in capitalism <3 my package is returned to sender because idk... the driver just didn't feel like dropping it off i guess? their customer service "can't do anything about it since it's in the sorting center & they can't call it back" (??? from THEIR sorting center?). the sender is not replying to any of my customer support emails & since they don't have a number i can call to curse them out, i guess my only options now are to go physically looking for it & do the jobs of several multinational companies or just fuck myself & piss away the 40 euros i gave on a plush doll :)

eastern european mitski: sometimes a drink feels like a family

also this might be a boomer take idc but those 70s music polls reminded me

if bijelo dugme was a british/american band everyone would have been gagging over them why lie

dutch doctors are insane, u will be like “hey doc i haven’t been able to get my body temperature below 38 degrees for 24 hrs what should i do” & they go “oh that’s okay! the adult human body can survive fever for 5-7 days so call us in a week if ur still alive”

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY MY PRINCESSES SORRY I AM LATE I WAS GETTING DAY DRUNK AND ENJOYING THE SUN IN THE ANTWERP

me and @yugocar discussing symbolism vs technique in traditional and modern paintings after 4 drinks

eating pihtije today and thinking of @yugocar <3

love & light to beyonce giselle knowles but personally i’d rather be waterboarded & shot by a firing squad than write the line “i raised this man & his kids” about someone 14 years my senior who groomed me & then cheated on me while pregnant in front of the entire world

wait march 10th.... it's also the birthday of... no, i shan't say

my boss is an actual gift but scheduling this meeting abt our job satisfaction at 9 am on a friday when i’m going to the office should have her tried in the hague

they're deliberately releasing the new season of iwtv in may because they know if they released it in october like last time it would cause a second jonestown for gay people

this was listed in the romcom section at the thrift store

just finished climbing etna in -5 degree weather & i feel like i just survived the uruguayan flight 571 crash on the andes