A list of things arc trooper Fives has said:
“That wasn’t very wrangler jeans of you.”
“The spaghetti hole man is out to get me!”
“Omg we forgot to draw the pentagram!”
“…Peter… the horse is here.” (talking about dogma)
“Where were you during the Albicurky milk River murder hornet incident of 1922?”
“This is the official church of the Tatooine-Umbara highway system.”
“You’ll never guess where I hid the LSD.”
“This is bull, there is no Avatar 2.”
“Is that a shrimp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“Why the fuck is there dried mack and cheese under my pillow?”
“Dish water is a delicacy around here.”
“Your so ugly that when you were little the trainers would have to tie raw pork chops around your neck to get Mird to play with you.”
“Awh shit that owl type character is back.”
“That guy looks suspiciously suspicious.”
“I vote we go back to prohibition.”
“FREDRICK! TAKE THIS CRATE AND SHOVE IT.”
“You know those fingers we borrowed from the cadavers down stairs? Yeah the morge called they need them back for dinner.”
“Oh blow it out your ass!”
“Did I ever tell y’all about that one time I took a whole lot of that there methnathetamibe and woke up in the porcupine navy? Mmhm true story.”
“We could the best we did, sir”
“Easy, free Wendy’s.”
“Everybody jazzercise with me now.”
“I’m allowed one inappropriate comment a day, it’s in my contract.”
“You had one job and all you had to do was just eat the pizza with your 64 teeth.”
“Avocados six fir a dollar.”
“Get out of the way geaser Mc.Fart Arse!”
“Well roll me over, put me on the top shelf, throw me overboard, slap me on the back side, fuck me sideways, dip me in shit and call me late for lunch; I’ll be damned.”
“The lanyard of shame has you now.”
“JUST!!! So you know.”
“🎵Llllllllllllllegoooo laaaaaand!🎵”
“Your Hotdog DeeDa, your tweety bird, your stump face, and your just flat out frighteningly ugly.”
“BARBY Q THAT ELLI PHANT, BARBECUE IT!!!”
“$350 to see a wise man?”
“Oh yeah look at that burnt ass bread, smell that Smokey aroma, this in my finest work right here.”
“BOOM, floor cupcake.”
“Don’t worry, I hung the bananas for their crimes in the freezer.”
“Oh yeah! It’s dogs out Monday, everybody let them dogs out, lemme see those socks!”
“Redrum, redrum, redrum.”
“Rectum? I damn near killed him!”
“That’s because of the milk…. This one’s on me boys. I didn’t listen to the webkins milk cat.”
“This is why your hair stopped growing, it’s cause your a MMmmEan ass hOrSe.”
“A slimy, desperate, inbred mutt is what you are sir!”
“Smoking is bad for your lettuce, you maple syrup whore ass desert cactus.”
“And, GOOD DAY… to you too sir.”
“Tater chippies, almost as good as, well… I can’t say because there are shinies here.”
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circadiana's oc masterlist!
realizing i haven't had one of those before?? so here's that i guess. will likely be updating intermittently with new ocs, ocs i missed, and new information!
the lineup:
- cadaver
- wishbone
- isadora ariti
- cortex squad
- rotgut & scout
- eyre brraven
- ceph
- sarad
- joona caegris
Details, stories, and art below!
cadaver (he/him) - CT-1811
#clone medic cadaver
READ HIS FULL DOCUMENT HERE.
cadaver is most well-known for his gruffness and lack of patience for antics or cowardice. he's not known for being very social with anyone other than locks, but he has strong bonds with most senior members of the 501st, including particularly rex and echo. he also forges a close relationship with dogma and tup, who he views as his responsibility. their losses change him in a way he never recovers from.
during the war, he makes a small group of friends while on shore leaves—duke, dvas, druzy, and himself (d-squad!). the four of them meet up at jazz clubs all over coruscant to dance, enjoy music, and chat the night away. they’re some of the few people cadaver feels able to relax around. he also shares a particularly close relationship with duke during the war, teetering between friends and something more until just before cadaver ships out for mandalore, when they share their first kiss.
cadaver survives order 66, but not without serious consequences. after the crash of the venator, he was left stranded under burning debris for two days before rex and ahsoka found him.
almost all of my post-order 66 content is in the commander cad au. summarized, cadaver becomes a rebel commander. he also reunite with duke and is able to pursue a relationship with him.
wishbone (she/her) - ARC-2384
#arc trooper wishbone & #wishadora
READ THE CORTEX SQUAD DOCUMENT HERE.
wishbone is my other main oc. she's an arc trooper and a sergeant in the coruscant guard and leads a squad of nine troopers called cortex squad. cortex will get more content and rundowns as soon as I can get to it--there's lots of lore there! check out the document above for rundowns of each member.
wishbone is kind, intelligent, and very protective, though she often suffers from unsureness borne of her inability to protect her family in a time of war. her best friend is cherub, her second-in-command, and the only member of cortex who is older than her. she's also close with her agemates, woozy and chitin, and very much so with her adopted children, the youngest three members of the squad--knifepoint, saccharine, and knucklehead (more often referred to simply as "knuckles".)
wishbone is also involved with a twi'lek named isadora ariti. isadora Is a waitress in the mid-low level district that cortex patrols and works at a clone-friendly diner, which has become the safe haven of many a coruscant guard. wishbone and dora meet two months into wishbone's deployment to coruscant, which was halfway through the first year of the war. they hit it off right away and wishbone is immediately head-over-heels for dora, but has no means to understand or communicate her own feelings. she gets her star tattoos in honor of dora, who, after confessing that she'd never been of coruscant, shared that she dreamed only of getting to see the stars one day.
four months into her deployment, wishbone is seen without her helmet on by one of the more clone-resenting senators--with her longer-than-regulation hair and tattoos, she is deemed a defective unit requiring immediate decommissioning. commander fox acts fast and slices into the system, marking her ct-number as decommissioned and reassigning her the ct-number of a recently deceased clone who had not yet been reported dead. after, he does send her back to kamino, but not to be decommissioned--rather, to receive arc training. regardless of her exemplary performance justifying the promotion, specialized training would allow wishbone to fill important roles outside of the senate dome, and also just gave her a moment away from the prying eyes of the republic.
wishbone serves as an arc trooper and sergeant for the rest of the war, leading cortex squad. upon her return to the guard, she also rekindles a relationship with isadora, however tentative and unsure. over the years, their relationship grows stronger, and though they never quite have the chance to put a name on it, it's as real to them as it could possibly be.
however, by the end of the war, wishbone is aware of growing tensions within the republic. she senses that the war is reaching a boiling point, even here at the heart of the republic, and she wants dora nowhere near it. she tries to distance herself from isadora gently, but unable to explain why, dora doesn't accept this. she's determined to find a solution to fix whatever it is wishbone is so afraid of. wishbone tells her there's nothing wrong, they just can't see each other anymore--but dora doesn't accept this either. out of options and backed into a corner, wishbone resorts to saying that she never loved isadora--that she was bored and had no interest in continuing their relationship. the words, so far from the truth, break her as she says them, and isadora's heart is broken as well. wishbone leaves that day and never returns.
order 66 fully affects wishbone, as well as all of cortex squad--except for the youngest member, knucklehead. knuckles flees the corrie headquarters and ends up wandering lost through the lower levels of coruscant, where he reunites with scout, his best friend before he was assigned to cortex. he had thought scout dead for a long time, and to the guard, scout was--but the story wasn't that simple. (check out rotgut's section for more about scout). with scout's help, they track down isadora. isadora is resistant to them, still bitter over wishbone's abandonment, but when knuckles tearfully explains the situation, it all clicks in dora's head.
though it takes a few weeks, together, isadora, knuckles, and scout isolate wishbone from a patrol of stormtroopers and knock her unconscious and remove her chip.
tragically, by the time they have they have the means to rescue wishbone, all other members of cortex have been reassigned or executed. knuckles and wishbone are the only ones left.
their small group escapes coruscant, and though it takes years, they grieve, heal, and move on. wishbone and isadora reconcile and are able, finally, to have a real relationship. they get married and have children, the youngest of whom is named after wishbone's first daughter, saccharine, lost in order 66.
isadora ariti (she/her)
#isadora ariti & #wishadora
isadora is wishbone's partner. her and wishbone's story is covered in wishbone's section. isadora was born and raised on coruscant to rylothian refugees and has never left the planet, dreaming only of getting to see the stars one day. she's a waitress at a small but homey diner in the mid-lower levels of coruscant and can often be found at clone rights protests. after the war, she and wishbone escape coruscant and eventually end up getting married and starting a family together.
cortex squad
#cortex squad & individual oc tags
READ THE CORTEX SQUAD DOCUMENT HERE.
Note: aside from Wishbone, I share these characters with a buddy!
cortex squad consists of nine clone troopers led by wishbone.
wishbone -- sergeant
cherub -- second-in-command, corporal. generally very laid back and a little gruff. oldest member of the squad.
woozy -- medic, corporal. skilled medic but extremely squeamish, hence the name. he hates his job.
chitin -- riot trooper, corporal. he's self-assured, tough, and acts a lot like a jock. he can sometimes be the cause of tension within the squad due to his stubborn and argumentative nature.
watchdog -- arf trooper, k9 handler, corporal. protective, high-strung, and unable to let down his guard.
sodwatch -- private. quiet, anti-social, and shy. NOTE: Sodwatch is owned by my buddy, not me.
knifepoint -- private. brash and rebellious, though protective of his younger siblings saccharine and knuckles. he's the oldest of wishbone's kids.
saccharine -- private. clever, witty, and humorous, though with a bad mean streak. she's wishbone's middle child.
knucklehead -- private. sweet, friendly, and a little bit stupid.
for more details about everyone read the document above, but please note it's still in the process of being written!
oc tags all follow the #clone trooper [name] outside of watchdog, who will use #arf trooper watchdog.
rotgut & scout (he/him)
HEAVY CONTENT WARNING: implied torture, mind-control, non-consensual body modification, violence, death.
#clone trooper rotgut
Note: Rotgut is shared and co-written by me and a buddy!
i rarely talk about rotgut or his lore, but there's lots of it, and because it's sort of relevant to cortex squad, I'll share.
rotgut is a CC clone and an ex-commander of the coruscant guard. during his time as a commander, he was subjected to experimentation by Palpatine. palpatine wanted to know just how far the inhibitor chip could be pushed, and through rotgut, he learned.
rotgut's chip was left permanently damaged by Palpatine, and after the sith had finished his experiments, he wiped rotgut's memory. rotgut was left staggering with an impossible-to-ignore void in his mind--though he didn't understand what, how, or why, he knew that something was missing, and he was determined to find out what. rotgut's psyche was also damaged, leaving him volatile, unempathetic, and deteriorating.
to add insult to injury, rotgut was removed from command and demoted to corporal. unfortunately, his batchmate cherub, another commander, was also demoted. his relation to rotgut was cited, claiming that one faulty product in a batch tainted all the others. though cherub eventually moved on from this, he never stopped feeling as though he was meant for something more. rotgut was assigned to manage the shinies coming in from kamino and cherub was assigned to the newly-formed cortex squad under freshly-promoted sergeant wishbone.
rotgut experimented on himself to discover what was missing, and when that stopped being effective, he started kidnapping his shinies and experimenting on them. he rationalized it as being for the greater good--the sacrifice of few would lead to the liberation of many. one such shiny was named scout. rotgut took a shining to scout--intelligent, ambitious, and most of all, incredibly loyal--and instead of kidnapping him to experiment on him, he faked his death and took him to fill a role as his assistant. scout was forced to lead his brothers to their deaths and hold them down as they begged for mercy.
mercy never came. not for rotgut's victims, and not for scout.
after order 66, rotgut (by that time, fully deteriorated and more cybernetic than human) abandoned his laboratory with scout inside of it. scout was trapped for days, but eventually managed to break his way out and escape into the lower levels of coruscant, where he reunited with his old friend knucklehead.
rotgut was left wandering the galaxy for years after order 66, replacing more and more of himself with poorly-made cybernetics in an attempt to fix the damage left by Palpatine and furthered by his faulty chip. he died alone, wandering the sands of some unknown backwater planet, his mission never accomplished.
eyre brraven (they/them)
#eyre brraven
while eyre had previously had a lot of lore and plot, that has since been retconned since I've distanced myself from the bad batch. there's not as much now, but I'll go over what's left!
eyre was raised in the jedi order from age 2 and was 16 at the start of the clone wars. their master was a togruta named master rekaari, who was the chief healer in the jedi order. their relationship with their master veered more towards father and child than it did master and apprentice, but that didn't make it any healthier. rekaari was reactive and his love for eyre was very conditional, leaving them with an insecurity in their relationships that they carried far into adulthood. they had a passion and talent for healing as a padawan, but that all was dismissed at the start of the clone wars. their master was killed at the battle of geonosis and, instead of being assigned to a new one, they were given a single clone battalion to command under the supervision of various, oft-changing jedi knights and masters. them and their battalion would travel from front to front, providing reinforcement wherever the council deemed it necessary. throughout the year they participated in the war, they served under obi-wan kenobi, depa billaba, and more.
a year into the war, however, they were caught in a battle that went as poorly as it possibly could have, and despite eyre's best efforts, all of their troopers were lost--their siblings, subordinates, friends--gone in an instant.
the council deemed eyre’s survival of this event a sufficient substitute for their jedi trials and offered them knighthood. disgusted by the jedi's treatment of the death of their men as a mere trial in eyre's own life, eyre spat in the face of the jedi council and left the order.
eyre's story from here on out is vague, but after order 66, they end up in the rebellion and getting in contact with an old friend of theirs, @jaigeye 's bernardeau namya, who had helped raised them in the jedi creche.
ceph (they/them)
ceph is my kamino security oc. they serve under @jaigeye 's commander luck among other kamsec ocs belonging to my friends and mutuals.
they're a young, cheeky, and a little empty-headed clone who always has a smile on their face, despite the rather dire circumstances they live in. they love the rain, the ocean, and the storms of kamino, and feel most at home in it.
ceph is known for walking unnervingly quitely, almost seeming to teleport from place to place, much to the annoyance of their frequent victim, alpha-17. lock helps them put charms and baubles in their hair (which, amazingly, yes, they do voluntarily style like that), in the hopes that it would help everyone hear them coming. it doesn't work, but now ceph's attached to the little doohickeys lmao
sarad (she/her)
#sarad
sarad is a togruta who was only a few months old when cadaver and duke adopted her. she's a sweet, bubbly baby.
joona caegris (they/he)
#joona caegris
joona is my padawan self insert oc! next to no plot for them, they're just there to be fun to draw and talk about with my friends. their master is mace windu and they have a peach lightsaber!
note on joona's pronouns: they generally prefer they/them but are happy to have he/him sprinkled in there occasionally :)
if you’ve made it this far, thanks so much for reading! again, these are very liable to be updated as i come up with new lore, ocs, or just realized i forgot someone lmao. cheers!
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