Happy Birth- Father's Day??
Clint Barton x Fem!reader
Summary: reader tells Clint that she's pregnant on his birthday. (Not MCU Canon at all)
Tags/warnings: mentions of pregnancy, hints at an asshole dad, fluff, cute stuff, bit of bickering, hints at smut but nothing happens
A/n: this was suposed to be for Clint's Birthday yesterday which also happened to be fathers day. But I got busy and only finished it today, oops. Anywaaayy hope ya'll like it.
“You know what day it is today?”
You can see the surprise on Clint’s face while he turns around to face you as you practically burst into the room he was just working in. “The 18th?”
“Well yeah, Captain Obvious I got that.” You say, rolling your eyes playfully.
“Then why did you ask me?”
“It’s not about the date, it’s about what we’re celebrating today.” There is this teasing look in your eyes that he can’t quite place, you’re definitely up to something.
“My birthday?” He sounded unsure, as if he might have confused his birthday with another date.
“Yeah that too, but there’s something else happening today.”
“Celebrating my amazing existance isn’t enough for you?” He chuckles.
“Ofcours it is, baby,-” You give him a quick kiss on the cheek “-but this is the rare occasion where these two things are happening on the same day and I gotta take advantage of that.”
“Alright so.. what’s today then?”
“It’s father’s day!” You say with a little more excitement than probably necessary.
“Honey, you know I don’t celebrate that.” Clint’s face falls a little at the mention of it. “My dad was.. well my dad and as far as I can tell there’s no kid running around here.”
“Well.. what if there was?”
Clint looks confused at first, but when it finally hits him his eyes move from you stomach to your face over and over again as if asking the question with his eyes. There’s a bright smile on your face as he starts to realize what the reason for your weird behavior is.
When his eyes finally stick to your face he looks at you with wide eyes that are almost puppy-like. You’ve never really talked about when you would like children, hell the two of you hadn’t even discussed if it was a thing you should do in the first place. But Clint couldn’t deny that there had been moments where he’d imagined a little boy or girl running around in the garden with a toy bow and arrow.
“You.. uh.. you’re pregnant?” You spotted a little gleam of hope in his eyes, as if he wasn’t exactly sure this was happening, but really wanted it to.
“Mhm” You nod. Your face is practically glowing with excitement as you wait for him to react. Sure a part of you was also nervous, what if he didn’t want to be a dad? What if he was scared to end up like his own dad? Were you even ready to be a mom? All these questions had spooked through your mind before, debating on how to tell him this news.
But as you were standing here and you slowly watched your man’s face light up at the confirmation that you were indeed expecting a little kid, all those worries fell off your shoulders.
Clint Barton had never been a man of many words. So he didn’t need any to tell you how happy he was when he basically ran up to you and embraced you in a hug, spinning the both of you around the room.
When he finally let you go, it took you a while to find your footing again and Clint had to steady you to prevent you from falling over. Before you could fully find your balance again, he pulled you in for a kiss. Not the usual quick kiss that you’d give each other before going to bed or when you woke up in the morning. No, this one was long, deep and passionate and told you more than all the words in the world could have.
After the need for air became too strong he finally pulled away, only to look into your eyes with that same sense of affection for you, a bright smile on his face. “So this is really happening? I’m gonna be a dad?”
You nod again. “And an amazing one at that.”
“You really think so?” He asks with a hopeful gleam in his eyes and you can tell he’s not so sure about that.
“I do. You are a good man, Clint Barton, and any kid would be lucky to have you as a father.”
“You have no idea how much that means to me, darling.” He places his hands carefully on your stomach and looks deep into your eyes. “And you.. are gonna be the most wonderful mother, you know that? We’d be lucky if the little one is even half as amazing as you are.“
A slight blush spreads across your cheeks at the compliment and you give him another kiss on the lips. “We’re gonna do great, baby. I mean look at all the other kids. Kate, Wanda and Pietro turned out pretty good.”
“They are not my kids.” He insists.
“You keep saying they’re not, but they kinda are.” You remember not even a few weeks ago when Clint had taken Kate to the dentist because she had to have her wisdom teeth removed and took care of her every need afterwards.
“They’re a pain is my ass, that’s what they are.”
“Maybe.. but you love them anyway.” You point out.
“Yeah, but don’t tell them that.”
Clint may act tough, but you know that underneath there is one of the kindest men you’ve ever met. He’d never actually tell them he loves them, but they know he does, his actions show that more than enough.
You raise your hands up in defeat. “Fine, but you better give them a ‘thank you’.”
“For what?” He looks at you with puzzled eyes.
“They made you a cake.”
“And they didn’t burn the kitchen down?” He exclaims.
You give him a slight nudge on the shoulder. “Be nice, they put a lot of effort into this.”
“Fine.. but you’re tasting it first.”
“No way! I’m pregnant, it’s your birthday, you eat it.” As much as you loved those kids, you didn’t entirely trust their baking skills not to kill you yet, especially with that mentality of ‘who needs a recipe’.
He chuckles and then takes a deep breath as if preparing himself for whatever the three of them cooked up. “I’m gonna have to endure 9 months of this now, am I?”
You hum in acknowledgement. “Yep, but you love me anyway.”
“Hmm.. that I do.” He pulls you in for another kiss before the two of you start walking towards the kitchen where the cake is waiting for you.
“You know, I can’t wait to see you all fat and bloated.” He says, a cheeky grin on his face as he looks at your still mostly flat stomach.
“See.. you claim you love me, but then you say stuff like that and it makes me wonder if you really do.” You chuckle.
You let out a yelp as Clint suddenly lifts you up from the ground and into his arms, bridal style. He turns around and starts walking into the opposite direction of the kitchen.
“I’ll show you how much I love you.” There’s a grin on his face and you know exactly what he’s planning as you wrap your arms around the back of his neck.
“What about the cake?”
“Cake can wait, wanna taste you first.”
A/n: would love to know if you liked it, so don't hesitate to leave me a comment. They really motivate me. I don't have a taglist for Clint yet, but if you wanna be tagged in any Clint fics I write, lemme know!! Love ya'll <3
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Do people make OCs for literally every media they get into becaaaaaause I sure do
(okok, first I'm actually gonna ramble about KP for a minute cause I just got here)
I started watching Kim Possible, like a month or so ago (I just finished Season 3 and the Movie), and I've been looooving it. This show is just so naturally silly. There's something I adore about it, it's just a breath of fresh air for me. I never use Tumblr for anything, but the small community of KP fans on here has motivated me enough topost something. lots of cute drakgo art (which I try not to spoil myself with anything, but also idrc too much) on here, Shego and Drakken have such an interesting relationship. I will study them both under a microscope.
anywaaayys. I invented this funky little character cause I was bored (sketch for this illustration was done by winter_jacke on instagram btw, they said I didn't have to credit them but I loved it so I will anywayyys). I'm not so sure what they'd do, but her name is Lavandra (play on Lavender and the -andra suffix (as in Cassandra or Alexandra) because it's not really a KP character unless they have some stupid or punny name). I gotta get a more concrete idea of her, but she's Latina and has cool nano-robot things she invented.
I need to draw fanart of the characters on KP. especially drakken and shego. I love them. also, hello people on Tumblr who also watch this show. I wish there were more of you.
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