i like when his eyes are silly :)
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joining a fandom discord server is so funny bc you either come out with some of the bestest friends you’ve ever made in your life OR the experience of bearing witness to some of the most insane and specific drama you could imagine
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me: (sighing longingly) i miss my son, pipecleaner soup man
pipecleaner soup man: time is cruel. one day we will cease to function, and be lost to the black holes in our hearts.
me: ok can you chill for like two seconds
jesus waluigi: black holes aren’t in our hearts dipshit
dishevelled green mass: yeah what he said
me: shut the fuck up dishevelled green mass nobody likes you
jesus waluigi: hey guys dont be mean to her she just got here
pipecleaner soup man: borax
moby dick: is there
squirt: squirt
me: MY SON
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AITA for Making Someone Choose?
The details are not important, and I don’t care how it looks. I just gotta know.
You see, my conversations die a painful death, and people don’t bring me joy regardless. But I recently met someone and I gave them an ultimatum:
They have to choose between the Internet and me.
I’m still waiting on their answer, but I kinda want this to work in my favour. They’re the first person who’s ever wanted to do algebra with me, and ever since we met I’ve been missing them like oxygen…
AITA?
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why have i not stopped thinking of emma for like 4 days straight
call me weezer’s I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams cause baby. she is in my blood
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Thinking about this one tonight
They're so full of whimsy and joy here. They've set aside their differences and went on a silly adventure and they come out of it closer than ever. Power of friendship is real
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I love it when there's a couple but then there's a third guy who's also there and he's part of it but not like romantically he's just a part of the couple but like....platonically
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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
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