“Good-bye now, Dimentio. We’ll add a footnote to the prophecy about your failure.” WOW, Tippi.

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“Did you understand a word of what that goon was saying?”

“So let me get this clear: you enjoy NOT breathing. Please. Put the helmet on.”

“Ooh, i’m afraid this fellow is terribly misguided.”

“Well...it might be because you’re weak...”

“Oh, please...He’s not that superficial...”

“So then all we know is that we need to find a kind of fruit... Marvelous.”

“Goodbye now, Dimentio. We’ll add a footnote to the prophecy about your failure.”

(✨)  ———— ❛❛ Urgh-GAH ?! ❜❜  With that final blow, he could feel his hold upon the Chaos Heart slip.  Unable to keep up the magic necessary to sustain that conjured form, it destabilized, &&. the magical rebound blasted his head clean off his shoulders —— a rather curious sensation he would not soon forget.  ❛❛ How did you do it...  How could I have lost with the power of Luigi and the Chaos Heart...  And the prophecy...  Has it been undone ?! ❜❜

❛❛ I think your prophecy was wrong all along. ❜❜  The fair princess remarked.  Wrong !

❛❛ You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you ! ❜❜  The monstrous king bellowed.  Inconceivable !

❛❛ Nothing is decided entirely by fate, you know...  All things determine their destinies. ❜❜  A small voice quipped.  It was...that girl.  Her tone carried the smallest hint of smugness at their victory that made his brow furrow.  Had it been her &&. her alone, he would have made her into a pretty little stain upon the ground by now.  To think that that tiniest bit of oversight would be his downfall.  How was it possible, when faced with certain doom &&. the end of all worlds, flung into the deepest, most isolated pits of despair comprehensible, that they could still cling onto hope ?!  The Pure Hearts had been dealt with, his victory had been assured, so how...  No !  It was preposterous to think such a feared tome could be wrong !  So then why ?  How ?!  ❛❛ Good-bye now, Dimentio.  We’ll add a footnote to the prophecy about your failure. ❜❜

How could he have lost ?!

It was no use.  He could feel himself weakening by the second, &&. there was no conceivable way he could muster up the magic necessary to put Super Dimentio back on its feet.  He had been defeated, even with the power of the Chaos Heart behind him, even with the promise of the prophecy to guide him.  There was nothing he could do.  He had well &&. truly lost...or had he?

While there was still consciousness in his body he refused to admit defeat, not after having come so close to the end he so desired!  After all, there was still one last thing he could do.  ❛❛ Urrrrrrk...  Unngghhhh...  You think this is the end ?  This isn’t finished...  You can’t...stop this now...  You can’t escape...  I’ve been saving one last surprise... ❜❜  Victory was still within his grasp!  He had hoped it wouldn’t had to have come down to this, but it was the only way forward now.  With the destruction of all worlds already upon them, all he needed was a bit more time he didn’t have.

It didn’t matter where he ended up.  Here, there, over or under, with the Chaos Heart in his possession, all worlds would come to an end, &&. there would be nothing but him &&. the empty expanse of the void to form his perfect reality out of.  He could hear the ghost of his own pulse pounding away in his ears like war drums.  Was it excitement ?  Was it fear ?  A bit of both, most certainly.  It didn’t matter, none of it would, not when he became king of all worlds at last!  ❛❛ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Ciao ! ❜❜  &&. that hammering pulse...was drowned out by the sounds of absolute obliteration as he ejected both Luigi &&. the Chaos Heart, now imbued with the last of his magical capacity, out of his ruined form as he plunged into the bottomless abyss of oblivion.

It was out of his hands now.  Then again, so was the fate of all worlds for those meddling heroes.  An immortal being, the very essence of chaos manifested, there was no way they could defeat it now.  He had won...

...so said the prophecy written in the sinister scripture, &&. so defied the heroes once again.

whats that one fucking tippi line? something like "goodbye dimentio. we'll add a footnote to the prophecy about your failure." literally the most powerful fucking. hot damn she fuckin killed it