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idieokonkwo · 2 years
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6 Reasons I Disliked She-hulk (tv show)
1. I didn’t like the way that Jen talks to Bruce. She’s really annoying the whole time and acts like she knows best. Also, she seems to be constantly bragging that she’s better than him because she can control her powers sooner, when it really just means she’s privileged. The TV show doesn’t treat either of these like flaws.
2. Bruce isn’t nice either? He’s been one of the nicer characters in the past, but here he seems to have forgotten that he didn’t always want to be a superhero, and spent time helping get medicine for homeless kids before Avengers or whatever he was doing. He seems to be unwilling to imagine that Jen might not want to be a superhero, when he hasn’t always wanted to be one.
3. OH MY GOD TITANIAS OUTFIT IS THE UGLIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
4. Why would she turn into a hulk just from a drop of his blood?? Seems super cheesy, a blood transfusion is a MUCH better backstory. Like seriously, chances are good that hulk blood has gotten places before in big battles, so if a drop is all it takes it seems unlikely no one would have been infected before.
5. Make her buff?? She’s supposed to be just as strong as the hulk.
-Women want characters who actually look like really people, while she-hulk magically gets her hair straightened when she shifts.
-Women don’t want Jen talking about how she’s so much better then Bruce because she’s a woman.
6. AND THE STEVE VIRGIN COMMENTS!!
Jen WTF it’s none of your business what Steve has or hasn’t done. If it was a male character making such comments about Natasha that wouldn’t be seen as okay, so it’s not okay for her to do the same thing about Steve. Also she’s talking about it to Bruce, who was friends with Steve (who is now dead), WHAT MAKES HER THINK TALKING TO HIM ABOUT WHETHER HIS DEAD FRIEND IS A VIRGIN OR NOT IS OKAY.
(Also Steve went back in time and married Peggy, the only way he would still be a virgin is if he didn’t want to have sex, and that could be true for literally any superhero other than Iron Man)
Also having Steve lose his virginity to a random girl on a tour seems OOC, but honestly I don’t really care about MCU Steve Rogers.
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(If anyone disagrees with me about any of these points, I’m fine having a friendly discussion, but I don’t want to get in a huge fight over a stupid tv show is set in a universe that has whitewashed multiple characters and is hugely problematic.)
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martianbugsbunny · 5 months
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Death of the male character to bolster the female one is a sign of weakness. huge red flag. don't trust you if you do it. if you kill Danny Ocean to put his sister in the spotlight that's a no-go. if you have to have to have the Hulk's cousin belittle him to make her look strong that's a hard pass. if you have to make Loki less competent to define "Lady Loki's" power that's a turnoff. make her stand on her own two feet without touching him or admit you've got nothing.
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mwagneto · 2 years
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If she hulk isn’t a ripped butch lesbian I don’t want her
literally like who CAAAARES about this fuckin. awful cgi model of a slightly tall woman i literally hate it when ppl make she-hulk thin and pretty like. people keep saying "oh but that's what she looks like in the comics too" OKAY THE COMICS ALSO SUCK ASS??????????? it's literally skinny girl venom with big tits discourse all over again 💀💀 anyway she-hulk that looks cartoonishly huge and muscular just like the... he-hulk or die
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breckstonevailskier · 2 years
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My favorite parts:
"After that time she went full Targaryen with her cousin, she'll become She-Hulk, a lawyer committed to greenwashing her firm's new image, but don't worry if you're not into those lawyer shows, it's mostly about this beautiful rich woman's impossible quest to find a good man. Eww, just imagine if Tatiana Maslany could cover your rent and turn into a hotter version of herself; it's gross just to think about it. Bleh!" 
"But after seven episodes of foreplay, we finally get to meet one of the good ones: Daredevil. Charlie Cox returns as the hero everyone wants in their hallway; he's got the look, he's got the skills, and the Man Without Fear... is clearly not afraid of keeping his identity secret at all." "Want a gripping legal drama that relies on the lawyers' brilliant minds and the quirks of the American court system? Better Call Saul! But if you're looking for a show with more of an Ace Attorney approach, then Better Send Jen, where the cases feel made-up on the fly, resolve in an instant, and the judges don't give a sh*t. Because according to the showrunner, writing a good lawyer show is hard. You couldn't have, I don't know... hired writers from, like, good legal shows? Just spitballing here."
“Law and Ogre: Super Victims Unit *CHUNG-CHUNG*
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technoturian · 2 years
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Tatiana Maslany should never have been cast as She-Hulk. She should’ve been cast as Wolverine.
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the-desolated-quill · 2 years
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She-Hulk twerks now 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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morethanonepage · 2 years
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"im a lawyer, we do things by the book" is maybe the worst writing for a lawyer I've seen outside of a reylo lawyers au
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burn-4u · 2 years
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hawkofkrypton · 2 years
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She-Hulk:
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MCU She-Hulk
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cowards
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mywingsareonwheels · 2 years
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Yes this is partly about the awful “She-Hulk” designs but it’s mostly about everything else
The patriarchy*: well if nature won’t make humans strongly sexually dimorphic, we’re going to do it ourselves. Or at least act like they are despite all the massive evidence to the contrary.
*including modern capitalism, TERFs, etc..
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idieokonkwo · 2 years
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I am sick of marvel making all of their male characters who canonically have long hair have short hair instead.
Most recently, Skaar in She-hulk
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But also, Bruno in Ms Marvel
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And Chase Stein in Runaways
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I can’t think of any other examples but I feel like I saw it once more. Feel free to add if anyone else has examples.
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bridoesotherjunk · 2 years
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So I saw the trailer for She-Hulk and I am losing my shit --- her fucking hairs grows out when she transforms 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She has short curly hair before she changes
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And then suddenly when she's green she has the long, sexy model lady hair
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🤣🤣🤣 ignore how bad the cg looks, this is so fucking funny.
Im fucking dying, this is hysterical. Regular Hulk's hair stays the same. But oh no!!! LADY HULK needs to be EVEN SEXIER when she transforms so all the men watching can have the perfect green woman to jack off to at night 🤣🤣🤣
The sexism is so blatant I'm DEAD 🤣🤣
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awakefor48hours · 2 years
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Me right now
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breckstonevailskier · 2 years
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Real Lawyer Reacts to She-Hulk ft. Nando v. Movies
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technoturian · 2 years
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Was that Matt at the end of the new Sh*-H*lk trailer? Oh no.
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pinktwingirl · 2 years
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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
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