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zpxz · 4 months
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BEEBZ CAN U PLZPLZPLZ DRAW BANDU FROM DAVE AND BAMBI IDK IF U HEARD OF HIM OR THAT SERIES BUT HE WOULD PROB LOOK SO PRETTY IN UR STYLE :333
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heres a ref for him btw :3c
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ADGHJU HERE U GO!! I USED TO LOVE THIS ARTSTYLE SM BACK IN MY 2ND GRADE TIMES— N I THOUGHT IT WOULD SUIT HIM:3
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this website is not beating the piss poor reading comprehension allegations
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squirmydonnie · 9 months
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I woke up this morning right before my alarm. The whole time I thought was oversleeping because I guess I was having a dream about oversleeping.
I turn off my alarm early and got ready for my grandma to come get me.
I am not really close with my grandma, but I'm not especially close to any of my grandparents. I have 3 sets of grandparents.
I tried to get close but I'm not great at it. My grandma is the easiest to talk to. It was easier to talk to her today then it was to my mom yesterday but then again we were going to the school for sports, and school gets my what I think is selective mutism out of whack.
Anyway we went to the doctor today and they asked me about whether I wanted to talk to this lady. Everytime they asked I said I didn't know because I didn't know, and I was getting freaked out from the concept.
The last time I spoke with her I was also freaked out because it was one of those papers where they ask you questions about how you feel and if you've done drugs and other things of the sort.
I think promised myself that I would say no if they asked me again but for some reason I didn't.
The lady came in with another lady with her. This other woman just watched me while the other doctor checked me for my physical.
Then the doctor(this is the first lady) gave me 2 papers for the questions but the other woman wouldn't leave.
I tried to lie on the questions but my brain wouldn't let me so I kept freezing. I skipped a few questions instead of lying and at the end she started talking to me. Saying things like I could say something and she wouldn't tell anyone.
I don't really believe that.
Afterwords, me and my grandma went to the store because she wanted to buy us things like she did when we were younger.
She got my brother a mini lasagna and Fanta and I got pizza rolls and apple juice.
But my brother wasn't with us he stayed home.
This art from last summer about it.
I can't believe I did the exact same thing. Same Hairstyle. Same thing with my legs.
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luminousnotmatter · 1 year
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đŸ„€đŸ˜ŠđŸ’âœˆïžđŸ•ŠïžđŸžđŸ’ đŸŒ…đŸ’ŒđŸ’•
đŸ«¶đŸ„č
đŸ„€-I love you: My Maddie, I LOVE YOU TOO. To the moon and back a million times ♄♄♄♄. 😊-I think you’re cute: You, a Supremely Cute Human yourself, think I’M cute?! *blushes forever* đŸ«Łâ™„ïžđŸ’-I want to marry you: Shall it be a spring or summer wedding, My Love? đŸ„°đŸ˜˜, ✈-I want to travel with you: yesss!! 😍 Let’s do it, where shall we go first?! Can’t wait for you to show me around TN. đŸ„° ,🕊- you are lovely: as are you, My Muffin. đŸ˜˜â™„ïž, 🍾-you are cool: LSKDJDLSK đŸ«Ł not to shatter any illusion, Bestie, but I put my pants on one leg at a time like everybody else. And I get embarrassed by my laugh, and I am 87 years old on the inside, and I can’t make change in my head
.and the list goes on and on and on. But thank you all the same. â™„ïžđŸ˜˜, 💠-I want to meet you in person: BABES, ME TOO!!! đŸ˜±đŸ˜â€Œïž And I fully believe it’s going to happen. 😉😏 Can’t wait for our in-the-flesh shenanigans to begin!! 😍, 🌅-you brighten my day: My Unicorn you brighten mine right back every single day from sunup to sundown., 💌-you are a dream come true: what an honor, one that I do not take lightly. đŸ„čđŸ˜˜đŸ«¶đŸ», 💕-you are beautiful: thank you, Muffin. So are you. 💞💗💞💝
@princessofglitterland
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morayofsunshine · 1 year
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People who get annoyed about question askers during movies do know these questions are rhetorical, right? They do know we aren't actually looking for answers immediately . . . right?
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romqnticstylez · 2 years
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hi
#so. today was really not my friend’s day 😭#in history we had this like revision kinda and neither of us have revised the chapter (i haven’t even READ it ok) so my teacher called—#—on my friend to answer the question but she didn’t know the answer so she was like đŸ§â€â™€ïž and then maam told her to bring her copy.#she wrote song lyrics as the answers 😭 so we didn’t look like we were just sitting there.#anyway then i was like oh rip 😭 but then
.then she said ‘tell your neighbor (me 😔) to bring her copy too’ and i wrote WORSE ok i wrote#absolute bs#so ma’am took her copies 😭 said she was gonna show it to the Boss Teacher or smth#idk what happened but we got them during last period and my answers had a red line near them#REALLY she was being kind of dramatic like. i told her i hadn’t revised yet and she was like ok but where r the questions (i was writing#them again on another page so she wouldn’t see the answers but i could only write 2 before she called me)#and then i showed her and she was like đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜± this is what ur doing in class. 😐😐😐#then after the bell rang we were half talking and she just glared at us 💔#we r just existing chill#anyway then in english she didn’t bring her copy and got scolded for that. harshly for no reason. anyway#then in library she thought maam was calling her so she got up and then maam was like I DID NOT CALL YOU. SIT DOWN. CANT YOU HEAR or smt 😭#ok bye
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yourlovermumu · 8 months
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Okay
 hear me out
Teacher Miguel giving extra credit to virgin student but she has to let him f her đŸ˜±
“Um mr O’Hara we shouldn’t be doing this..”
While she’s getting destroyed
“Oh and you act like you don’t love it”
OH I AM HEARING YOU OUT ALR
warning: non con, teacher-student non con, full nelson, blackmailing.
dont like it dont read it i dont wanna traumatize you.
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you have been failing your classes A LOT recently. you had terrible scores on all of the subjects, but especially spanish.
and it didnt help that your love life and everything else was a mess right now, how could you study in this situation?
but you really had to pass this time.
so what do you do? cheat of course.
problem is you werent sneaky enough and now your being called to your spanish teacher's office because he caught you cheating.
you nervously bit your lip and just stood at the door to his office, just standing there for a good while and you honestly were debating onto wither you should make a run for it or not however you decided you better meet up with him fast before you get into more trouble.
and so here you were, sitting on the soft cushions of the black couch in his office as you fidgeted with your fingers, scared to make eye contact with him because of the consequences of your actions.
and it definitely didnt help that he was silent the whole time, writing on a notebook calmly as he occasionally glanced over to the stack of papers on his desk that you assumed were test papers.
the very test that you cheated on.
perhaps he was writing reports on the test perhaps he was not but did he really need to do this right now? couldnt he have done it before or after he was done with you?
''ahem.'' rang a deep voice through out the room.
you snapped your eyes back from your lap, looking up at him startled.
'''now then, (name), would you care to explain as to why you decided to cheat on your spanish test, hm?'' he questioned with a raise of his eye brow and a nonchalant expression on his face.
you gulped.
''..uhm...i- i am sorry-! i wont do it again! i am sorry!'' you apologized desperately.
he shook his head, getting up from his seat and walking toward you. you almost backed away when he reached for your chin and lifted it up with two fingers.
''shh...'' he hushed you.
''thats not what i asked of you, now was it? i didnt want an apology. i wanted an explanation. i'll ask again...'' he paused as if to let you process his words in your dumb little head slowly.
''why did you cheat?'' he repeated.
you were silent. unsure of what to say or do. dumbly looking at him, frozen in place.
''answer me.'' he said a lot more firmly now.
and you knew if you didnt reply right now you would really regret it. so mustard up the courage to push out a few words out of your mouth, albeit coming out in stutters.
''Í had to- i am sorry- shit- i just really need to pass this time. i-i didnt- god- i shouldnt have! i really am...sorry.''
hearing your words, miguel o'hara smirked, letting go of your chin as he looked to you a smugly.
''ah, is that so? then you should've just told me so from the beginning, doll.''
his words confused you greatly. what did he mean by that? but you really didnt need any further explanation when he leaned down, placing beefy arms on both sides of your head as he leaned in to whisper in your ear in a low deep sensual voice.
''you could've just told me you were struggling...i would've helped you. all you had to do was ask, doll.'' he said as he brushed a hair strand behind your ear before cupping your face with his large hands.
''in fact i would give you extra credit and the best marks possible if only you did me a little favor...''
''...what?'' your heart was beating against your ribcage. you wanted to deny all this. no it wasnt happening right now. no this isnt true. is this going where you think it is?
but it was. it was very very real.
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''fuck-- yeah... your doing great.'' he praised. one hand placed on the crown of your head, running his hand through the silky hair and occasionally tugging and tightening his hold on your hair when you your tongue swiped against the veins on his cock or if you deep throated him suddenly without warning.
''k---keep going...'' he groaned as he couldnt help but throw his head back, gritting his teeth because of the pleasure you gave him.
you took him out of your mouth slowly, licking his long member along the way and swirling your tongue on it when you reached the tip, sucking it into your mouth afterwards as you closed your eyes.
''eyes on me, muñeca.'' he huffed, running a hand through his hair. ''keep your eyes on me when you suck my cock. look at me.''
''yes professor...'' you mumbled with his tip in your mouth, causing your words to come out muffled and sent vibrations through his dick. he let out an whimper at the feeling and quickly sinks his teeth into his plush lips to prevent it from happening again.
it felt so good inside your mouth. warm and tight. the feeling of your tongue on his cock, the feeling of being able do something so sinful with you, not to mention how pretty you look taking his dick.
it all drove him insane.
''f-fucking hell, cariño...stop teasing''
you blinked up at him at his words. watching the way his cheeks were slightly flushed and how his eyes were slightly glossy as he breathed heavily, gritting his teeth.
as much as you would like to deny it...the sight was turning you on.
you didnt give him a verbal response. instead you took him in your mouth in one go, deep throating him. he gasped audibly. his hands tightening on your hair.
you bobbed your head up and down, though tears treathened to spill from your eyes from taking him in so deep you knew better then to do this half-assedly. your grades depended on it!
his eyes become shut as he cums with a loud groan. spilling his seed into your mouth. and you finally take him out of your mouth, and just when your about to spit out his cum--
''shallow. all of it.'' he orders sternly. and you end up obeying, because what good would it do you to disobey him?
''good girl...so obedient.'' he chuckled, his breath still heavy as he recovered from his orgasm.
''but..i am gonna have to test just how obedient you can be, doll.'' he smirked wickedly before grabbing you by the arm, lifting you up and pulling you close to him.
''let me fuck that pretty pussy, doll. let my cock be inside you. i'll fuck you real good, i promise.'' he whispered sensually as he used his thumb wipe your chin before running it along your bottom lip.
''this- this wasnt what we agreed on professor...'' you mumbled, averting your eyes from him shyly.
he laughed.
''oh my sweet little princess....did you really think i would just let you go without fucking your tight little cunt? did you really think i was that nice?'' he cooed, a smug smile on his lips.
''undress. right fucking now.'' he commended. it was stern and serious, you could tell he wasnt joking around.
you hesitated. not knowing what to do. should you just make a run for it? and tell everyone what he tried to do? no that would mean they would know what you did. voices rang inside your head, making you freeze in place.
what should i do what should i do what should i do what should i--
''listen here, princess.'' he began. his voice snapping you from your train of thoughts.
''you either let me do whatever i want with you obediently or....i take you right here and now, forcefully, and you lose your mind while taking my cock''
you shivered at the threat. yet it wasnt because of fear, no.
it was a different feeling. a feeling you so desperately wanted to deny. yet the wetness coating your panties proved you wrong all the more.
''s-sir...'' you looked up at him almost pleadingly, unsure of the situation and as much as you wanted this you were gonna stick to your will. your not some submissive little lamp. theres no way your gonna give in to him this easily, right?
''you said...you'll help me if i just..sucked your cock..did you lie to me?''
he chuckled. A dark eerily chuckle that made you shudder.
''princess...me? lie to you? no sweetheat...i am no liar. your just stupid.'' he kissed your cheek in an loving manner yet the tone of his voice and the look in his eyes radiated no such loving warmth.
''your just so stupid its cute. it makes me want to just devour you. its cute how you struggle, its cute how trusting you are, its cute how naive you can be, its cute how you squirm when your scared, everything about you..top to bottom, everything is just so adorable.''
he kept going on and on as you struggled, squirming like an desperate little prey.
''but you promised-! you cant just- professor...you really wont do this to me, will you? why would you...lie to me professor? why me?''
he smiled at your words.
''heres the thing, cariño...you shouldnt trust men.''
he caressed your cheek, a smile still gracing his lips as he spoke.
''not men like me...not men like me who are so desperately in love with you. because god how could i let go of you once i got the chance to have you like this? i just cant, mi vida.''
he leaned in, pressing his lips onto yours, slowly opening his mouth to deep the kiss and encourage you to do so as well by caressing your cheek softly.
''let me fuck you.''
''i promise...i wont hurt you. i'll be gentle.'' he spoke against your lips, kissing them desperately like he craved for every single bit of your body, mind, and soul.
turns out...you were an submissive little lamp. because what else would you be if you so willingly gave into all of this fucked up stuff?
nothing but a stupid little submissive lamp.
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''ugh-- please--- mmfp-!'' you moaned as your hands dug into the softness of the coach.
''please what, baby? speak.'' he chuckled as he bounded into you hard, lifting your legs with his forearms and pinning them to your shoulder.
he had you in full nelson, continuously making you bounce up and down on his dick.
''f-fuck..your so tight...'' he groaned. ''are you a virgin or something? heh...''
you whimpered out a breathy ''y-yeah..o-oh''
''hm?'' he bounced you up and down on his length effortlessly as he breathed heavily against your ear.
''what did you say, cariño?'' he questioned, not because he was teasing, but actually because he didnt catch what you said.
''i s-said-- oh m-my god...'' you stuttered. your mouth hanging open from how good he was hitting you.
''you were so opposed to letting me fuck your cute little cunt minutes ago...look at you now. your just drooling for my cock, arent you baby?''
he smiled as he re-angled your hips. making him hit a certain spot inside you, you whimper in response.
''aw...so cute. your just fucked dumb on your professor's cock, arent you?''
he laughed before lifting you up higher then usual and holding you there for a little over 1 second and then slamming you back down making air get knocked out of your lungs.
''tell me you love my cock, cariño. that you want my cock to make you feel good. that you want me and only me to fuck you like this. you dont want anyone else to touch you like this, right?''
''n-no..'' you managed to let out. ''y-your the first person t-to fuck me like this professor...i-i love your cock professor..give me more-! i want more-! m-make me cum again please..!'' you babbled on.
''yeah? nobody fucked you as good as me, baby? thats a shame. but dont worry...you dont have to think about any of those guys that you fucked around with anymore...not when you have me baby.'' he pulled your head back to pull you into a messy kiss. slipping his tongue inside your mouth as he groaned at how tightly your cunt hugged his cock.
''n-no i- i never...mhmp-! did things like this before..'' you let out an in breathy voice, huffing and panting when he pulled back from the kiss.
''...what?'' he questioned. his hands on your thighs coming to a halt. ''you never did things like this before, cariño?''
''no..'' you confirmed.
''hey hey...but that would mean..'' his eyes widened at the realization and you simply gave him an hesitant nod.
''...did i just take your virginity, angel?'' you bit your lip in response as you squirmed in his lap, your head still turned behind to look at him.
''y-yeah..'' you mumbled.
he groaned at that. and you could feel his cock twitch inside you.
''your joking...no way..''
''i am no--'' you were cut off my your own moan as his grip on your thighs tightened again, as he thrusted in and out of you in an inhuman pace.
''w-wait-- slow down- nnhghh...''
he didnt listen. nor could he make sense of anything right now when his mind was going crazy by countless thoughts. he couldnt believe he was your first. and the thought made him completely lose it.
its not his fault though. you brought this upon yourself the moment you believed him when he said he'll be gentle with you.
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ALR I AM SORRY THIS TOOK LONG I GOT THIS ASK WHEN MY EXAMS WERE GOING ON
and i am sorry i kinda switched things up a bit but i still hope you like it <3
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nailisaa · 4 months
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you choose.
creation is finished.
if you can conceptualize or desire a version of ourselves with our desired outcome, it must exist. within consciousness, there are an infinite number of possibilities/realities/states that are readily available for occupying. it doesn’t matter if we think or don’t think it’s possible, it will always exist. so never be afraid to assume what you truly want. what we’re experiencing now is a direct reflection of who we are conscious of being. therefore, we need to choose the version of ourselves (this is a state!) you would like to be, and enjoy being so within.
how do you choose?
you choose by reminding urself that in one of these realities, you have it, therefore you already are that version. so continue to be who you want to be (in imagination), and the world will reflect who you are being.
"you are already that which you want to be and your refusal to believe it is the only reason you do not see it." -neville goddard
fulfilling yourself:
many of us have trouble understanding the idea of making a simple choice. at first, i was unsure on how to stand firm in a decision, and wondered if things were really that simple. well yes, it is. fulfilling yourself is as simple as knowing you have it, through a subtle reminder while thinking about it or when you are not in the state. this does NOT mean affirm until you drop. affirming is a technique to help you fulfill yourself, but feeling the need to affirm/any other techniques 24/7 or elseđŸ˜± suggests that the method has more power than you do, which is obviously false. you can make fulfilling yourself fun, with any methods you'd like. so don't make it a chore for yourself.
that's all!
if you’re wondering why you haven’t seen a longer post from me in a while
 i promise i am not planning on leaving you guys or anything. currently, i am more focused on studying the law at the moment. however, feel free to ask any questions in my inbox and i'll answer as soon as i can! i love you all so much!đŸȘ„
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myownprivatcidaho · 2 years
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ok this sucks im trying to sort out whats the best deal for off campus housing and i want to ask him his experience but i cant just fucjjng text this guy "where do you live"
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beskarandblasters · 4 months
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Heyyyyyyy, love your Din writings!!
Would you be able to do a story where Din ends up with a riduur (maybe accidentally) and he’s freaked out coz he’s a virgin đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™€ïžđŸ˜±
Consummating The Riduurok
Virgin!Din Djarin x F!Reader
Main Masterlist | Din Djarin Masterlist
Author’s note: Hi!! First of all, thank you so much for reading!! And second, thank you so much for sending in a request! I tweaked the idea just a tad but I hope you still like it! đŸ€
Summary: You just got married to Din in a large celebration on Mandalore. At the end of the night it’s time for one thing only; to consummate the marriage.
Word count: 2.4k
Warnings: reader is able-bodied, canon divergent, set post season three, porn with little plot, face reveal, nervous!Din, fluff, fingering, premature ejaculation, vaginal sex, cream pie, body worship, biting, face reveal, tattooed!Din, use of Mando'a words/phrases (Cyar'ika = sweetheart, Riduur = spouse, Ni kar'tayli gar darasuum = I love you), no use of y/n
Fic notifs: @beskarandblastersfics Fic recs: @kelbellsficrecs
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“Din Djarin, repeat after me,” the Amorer says, “Mhi solus tome. Mhi solus dar’tome. Mhi me’dinui an. Mhi ba’juri verde.”
You watch as your sweet, nervous Mandalorian grabs your hands, trembling a little. For Mandalorians, weddings are usually no big deal. They’re very casual about it, no extra frills. You’re literally standing in front of the forge, the Armorer in between you two. It’s all so informal, no hoards of people watching you profess your undying love for one another. 
And yet, Din’s hands still shake like a leaf in a rainstorm as he repeats the vows to you. He’s nervous because this is not just anyone he’s marrying. He’s marrying you, someone who makes him feel complete, desired, and seen, even under all the beskar. He never thought he’d be the type of guy to get married until you came along, understanding his needs and his wants. You’re so patient with him, understanding of all his customs and traditions. Even when he told you he couldn’t have sex until he married you, you waited. When he told you he couldn’t show you his face until you were married, you waited. Even when your friends on Nevarro told you you were crazy for agreeing to this, you just ignored them. And right there that’s when Din knew you were the one for him. 
You smile at him, a soft smile reassuring him that there’s nothing to be nervous about. The Armorer asks you to repeat the vows and you do, squeezing Din’s hands a little tighter. 
“And now I pronounce you two as riduurs. Let the festivities begin!” the Armorer says, leading you and Din to the rest of the Mandalorians. A loud cheer erupts from the crowd as you and Din stand side by side, officially riduurs now. A mixture of smiling faces and visors of helmets stare back at you. It’s a stark contrast from the intimate ceremony you just had moments ago. You’re excited to celebrate but you also just want quality time alone with your riduur. 
And so you mentally prepare yourself for the many congratulations you’re about to receive, but also
 probing questions. Such as
 
Are you two going to
 do it tonight?
Well, the answer is yes. It’s weird that people would ask you that. However, Mandalorians are very open and nonchalant about these types of topics. 
Regardless, you’re excited to see your riduur’s face and have sex with him, two firsts in the same night. Your stomach is swirling with excitement, anxious to see what he looks like; what he feels like. 
You can tell he’s getting a little antsy, anxious even, by the way he clings to your side. His hand graces the small on your back, a sign he’s ready to go. He’s not one for grand public displays of affection. You look at him and his visor meets your gaze, trying to imagine what expression he’s wearing under there. You imagine his eyes are pleading with yours, trying to tell you to get out here and spend some alone time together. 
You take the hint, starting to bid your goodbyes to the others. A few of them who aren’t wearing their helmets shoot you suggestive smirks and a few eyebrow raises, insinuating what’s about to happen the second you’re alone. Regardless of the sex or the helmet coming off, you’re just excited to be alone with him in general, something that’s so rare for you two lately, especially with Grogu around. But Bo-Katan has offered to watch him for the night, saying something about how the newlyweds need time to be just that, newlyweds. 
With that, you bid your last goodbye to the party and head to your and Din’s house; a simple one made of stone. The Mandalorians constructed a small village once they got settled in. You’re just excited you don’t have to sleep in the cramped cot of the Razor Crest.
You burst through the door and head to your bedroom. He follows you in, standing in front of you silently and awkwardly. He’s so nervous. You can tell by his body language. You close the gap in between you two, grabbing his hand and wrapping your other arm around him. 
“You don’t have to be nervous,” you reassure him. 
“I know, I just
”
“What is it?”
“Can I keep the helmet on?”
Oh. You can’t lie, your stomach just sank a little. 
“Of course. I never want you to do something you’re uncomfortable with.”
“I’m just worried you’ll hate the way I look.”
“That’s impossible.”
“No, it’s not.”
“Well regardless of how you look, regardless if you want to keep the helmet on, I love you.”
“Thank you,” he says, letting go of your hand to caress your cheek, “But I still want to do the other stuff.”
“Oh yeah?” you say suggestively, your mouth curving into a smirk. 
“Yes, I do,” he says, his hand trailing down to your ass, “Do you know how long I’ve wanted to do this? How much I thought about you underneath me?”
For a virgin, his dirty talk is damn good. You feel your cheeks heat up and your knees buckle. If he keeps talking like this in that low, sultry tone you’re going to melt into a puddle on the floor. 
“Show me,” you tease, taking off your clothes one by one. 
He pushes you down on the bed, pulling off his gloves and tossing them on the floor. He takes off his cape but he can’t be bothered to take off anything else. He’s too eager to explore your body and find out what makes you squirm. He kneels down beside you on the bed, pulling your legs apart and trailing two fingers up and down your cunt. 
“So wet for me,” he coos. 
“For my riduur,” you add. 
He brings his fingers to your mouth, coaxing it open. You moisten them, prepping them to be inserted inside you. You wonder where he got this idea from and you figure that
 he probably watched porn to prepare. The thought gives you the urge to giggle but you resist, not wanting him to feel bad.
He slides a finger in your cunt and you wish you could see the reaction on his face when he feels just how warm and wet you are. 
“You’re so
”
“Wet?” you chuckle. 
“Yeah, how-” 
“I’ve wanted this for a long time, Din.”
“Really?” he says, his visor not leaving his finger in your cunt. 
“I married you, didn’t I?” you chuckle again.
A sharp gasp cuts you off. He slides another finger in without warning. That bastard. But it feels so good. He curls them against your walls, pressing them up against your g-spot. You weren’t expecting to be at the edge so fast. Your walls tense up around his fingers in anticipation of release. And with one last come here motion of his fingers, you’re coming, cunt clenching and unclenching erratically. 
“Did you just-”
“Yeah,” you respond, blissed out and a little breathless. 
He pulls his hand from your cunt, looking at the mess you made on his fingers, holding them up in front of his helmet. 
“Wow,” he says softly, admiring the slickness in between his fingers.
He just has to have you already. He takes his already hard cock out of his flight suit, pre-cum gathered at the head and gives it a few strokes. You’ve never seen his cock before so you rest on your elbows, propping yourself up a bit to get a good look. He’s intimidatingly large and it’s almost a crime he kept it locked up all the time. You spread your legs apart even farther to accommodate how broad he is. 
“You ready, riduur?” he asks, moving to situate himself between your thighs.  
He thrusts into you, feeling his cock split you open. And at first, he stays still for a moment, taking the time to feel you, to appreciate this. 
“Ni kar'tayli gar darasuum,” he says, just as he begins thrusting in and out of you.
“Ni kar'tayli gar darasuum,” you repeat, your voice jumping an octave. 
He leans down so he’s face to face with you, resting his elbows on either side of your head. This is all you’ve ever wanted, on your back with Din inside you, exploring your walls. Even if he won’t remove his helmet just yet you’re still ecstatic that you’re together.
But then something happens

He cums. Before you did. It was bound to happen though. Losing your virginity isn’t some magical moment like people make it out to be. His warm release spills inside you and he’s silent. 
“Din?” you ask. He’s still inside you, completely frozen, and his visor not meeting your face.
“...Din?” you ask again, “Say something. Please.”
“I
 finished,” he says, his cock softening inside you.
He pulls out and lies down beside you on the bed. He’s as stiff as a board, arms rigid and resting at his side. 
“I know, but it’s okay,” you say, rolling on your side and placing a hand on his chest.
“It’s not. You didn’t cum,” he says, his voice stiff and robotic almost, like he’s trying to mask how he feels.
“It was your first time. It was bound to happen,” you reassure him. 
He falls silent again so you take it upon yourself to straddle him, resting your hands on his chest. 
You bring your hands to the edge of his helmet, pausing to ask, “May I?”
“Yes,” he says softly. 
You lift his helmet off his head to reveal his face, brown eyes filled with worry, brows furrowed, curls matted by the helmet, and a slight pout to his lips
 his lips. You lean forward and kiss him, hands caressing either side of his face, and your thumbs brushing his facial hair.
“We can always go again,” you say, pulling back and looking deep into his eyes.
“I know
 I just thought it would be different.”
“Can I suggest something?”
“What’s that?”
“What about taking off the armor? You know
 get naked with me. It might help.”
“Okay,” he says, with a shaky breath. You move off of him, letting him stand up to take everything off. He removes each piece meticulously, setting them in a neat pile on the floor before taking off his boots and his flight suit. You watch as he does so, taking in his completely bare form. Scars, freckles, tattoos– all gracing his skin perfectly. Thick, black tribal-style lines encircle his forearms up to his biceps, some of the ink disrupted by scars. He has a tattoo of the mythosaur signet on his left pectoral, some of the ink faded and blown out with time. Somehow you knew he wasn’t bare under all that armor. To put it simply, he’s beautiful, everything about him is. Your eyes move down to his cock, already hard and sticking straight out again. 
 “Let me try something, okay?”
“Okay,” he says, still very nervous.
“Lie down for me,” you say, scooching over for him.
He lies down on the bed and you move to straddle him again. But instead of sinking down onto his cock, you mark his body with your mouth, nipping and biting at his skin. He shudders at the contact of your teeth on his skin as you move across his body, starting at his groin and working your way upwards. As you scooch forward, your cunt rests on his cock, the head just grazing your wetness. He lets out a small whimper at the teasing touch, prompting you to poke your head up from the mark you’re leaving on his chest. 
“Be patient,” you giggle.
“But what’s all this for?” he pants.
“Just showing you how much I adore you.”
“R-Really?” he says. Poor thing is so nervous, so sweet.
“Mhm. You’re beautiful, Din. This couldn’t have worked out better for me,” you say, before returning your mouth to his skin.
He groans at the feeling of you biting, licking, and kissing his skin, moving from his chest to his collarbone. His breath hitches as you inch your way closer to his neck, eliciting a deep moan from him when your teeth graze a certain spot. That must be the spot. The spot that makes him melt into putty in your hands.  
“Cyar’ika, please,” he whines.
“What’s that?” you ask teasingly.
“I’m ready again,” he whimpers.
“Okay, okay. You’ve been patient,” you chuckle, moving so you’re resting directly over his cock. You lower yourself down onto him, taking his full length inside you in one swift motion. You rest your hands on his chest as you rock your hips back and forth, feeling his cock etch itself deeper and deeper in your cunt. 
“You feel so good, riduur, so wet,” he moans, hands moving to squeeze your waist.
“You feel so good, too, Din– Ah!” you say, the pitch of your voice getting higher as his cock hits that spot inside you. 
His hands squeeze your waist even harder, blissed out while he’s encapsulated by your warmth; your wetness. 
“Din, I’m gonna cum,” you moan, grinding yourself even harder against him.
“Yeah??” he asks excitedly. 
You don’t even get to answer, your orgasm interrupting you. Your walls flutter around his cock and the look on Din’s face when he realizes his cock made you cum. Pleasure erupts from your core and spreads outwards, stars dancing in your vision. Your orgasm triggers his and you’re filled with the feeling of his cum spilling inside you once again. Except this orgasm is different for him. It’s louder, more intense, more visceral. His body glistens with sweat while he repeatedly blinks, coming down from his high. You feel him go soft inside you and pull yourself off of him, resting your head on his chest.
“Thanks for being patient with me,” he says after a moment of silence.
“Anything for you, riduur,” you say, smirking at the last word. 
“What?” he chuckles, “You are my riduur.”
“It still doesn’t feel real, I suppose,” you say, inching closer to kiss him.
“I guess it doesn’t. I don’t want to ever get used to it, though.”
“Me neither,” you respond, resting back down on his chest. 
“Ni kar'tayli gar darasuum,” he whispers.
You repeat the phrase back to him, entangled in the arms of your riduur, peacefully falling asleep.
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zpxz · 4 months
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prove that you love that old couple by drawing it
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neil-gaiman · 1 year
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Hi Neil!
I know the answer to my question. It’s “No, not really. Yes, pretty much. Only if you’re very flexible.” But I want to ask anyway.
My sixth book (!!đŸ˜±!!) is coming out in March and I’m scared as hell. Do you ever stop being scared as hell when a new book you’ve written is coming out?? Like, is this a forever thing?? Do I just Muppet flail like Kermit for a month every time I publish a new thing??
Thank you for being awesome and doing these asks, by the way. You’re very kind in a world that is often not.
I haven't yet stopped being scared when I send something I'm working on out to a handful of people to be read. Normally by the time the book comes out it's closer to stage fright than real terror though. I've already scared myself sending it to editors and friends. It's a forever thing, yes. And just as you think you're used to it something you've written that's published arrives and you want to show everybody and you realise you aren't used to it at all. And yes: flail away.
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This is an excellent article by astrophysicist Dr. Adam Frank and theoretical physicist Dr. Marcelo Gleiser about how information from the James Webb Space Telescope is changing physicists' perceptions about the standard model of cosmology. đŸ˜±
Since how we understand the universe seems rather important, the link above is a gift🎁link to the article, so that even if you do not subscribe to The New York Times, you can read the entire article. Below are a few excerpts:
Not long after the James Webb Space Telescope began beaming back from outer space its stunning images of planets and nebulae last year, astronomers, though dazzled, had to admit that something was amiss. Eight months later, based in part on what the telescope has revealed, it’s beginning to look as if we may need to rethink key features of the origin and development of the universe. [...] But one of the Webb’s first major findings was exciting in an uncomfortable sense: It discovered the existence of fully formed galaxies far earlier than should have been possible according to the so-called standard model of cosmology. According to the standard model, which is the basis for essentially all research in the field, there is a fixed and precise sequence of events that followed the Big Bang: First, the force of gravity pulled together denser regions in the cooling cosmic gas, which grew to become stars and black holes; then, the force of gravity pulled together the stars into galaxies. The Webb data, though, revealed that some very large galaxies formed really fast, in too short a time, at least according to the standard model. This was no minor discrepancy. The finding is akin to parents and their children appearing in a story when the grandparents are still children themselves. [...] Working so close to the boundary between science and philosophy, cosmologists are continually haunted by the ghosts of basic assumptions hiding unseen in the tools we use — such as the assumption that scientific laws don’t change over time. But that’s precisely the sort of assumption we might have to start questioning in order to figure out what’s wrong with the standard model. One possibility, raised by the physicist Lee Smolin and the philosopher Roberto Mangabeira Unger, is that the laws of physics can evolve and change over time. Different laws might even compete for effectiveness. An even more radical possibility, discussed by the physicist John Wheeler, is that every act of observation influences the future and even the past history of the universe. (Dr. Wheeler, working to understand the paradoxes of quantum mechanics, conceived of a “participatory universe” in which every act of observation was in some sense a new act of creation.) [...] The philosopher Robert Crease has written that philosophy is what’s required when doing more science may not answer a scientific question. It’s not clear yet if that’s what’s needed to overcome the crisis in cosmology. But if more tweaks and adjustments don’t do the trick, we may need not just a new story of the universe but also a new way to tell stories about it. [color emphasis added]
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Now I'm thinking about twisted anxiety reader being able to sing really well. I feel like there could be some very interesting/funny moments (4 us not reader).
Reader probably only sings in a reclusive area like a forest around the dorm
I wanna say that the forest already has haunting rumors about it ,and when someone (jade or rook) hears reader singing they think that the "ghost" is up and active again. So students start doing a "test of courage" type thing.
I put Jade or Rook being the one to hear reader cuz they're really the only ones that would really be in that area without a reason.
I also know they're intelligent enough to know it's not a ghost ,but start the rumor anyways cuz they want to know who's singing. And it becomes this big thing the school trying to figure out.
Cut to reader losing her mind cuz she like "wow, I didn't know people thought it was that bad. How am I supposed to live, laugh, love ever again??"
When in reality they were just memorized by reader's singing. And they really want to find out who it is.
Bonus points if they film it and sent it to the group chat you posted about earlier. And reader just has to be like đŸ§â€â™€ïž "whattt???? No way!! đŸ€·â€â™€ïžđŸ€·â€â™€ïž a random voice in the woods đŸ˜±đŸ˜±"
I'm sorry for sending 2 long asks back 2 back ,but twisted anxiety just gets my head going.
Also if you don't like being sent stuff like this just tell me and I won't send any more. I don't want to over step at all. These are just like head cannons I give to reader ,cuz I just love making things worse for her. Can't let her know what peace is
YOU
hOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN MY HEAD đŸ«”
i’m going to give you the fattest smooch alive you don’t understand. AND I LOVE IT WHEN I GET LONG ASKS!!! so please! ask away i don’t mind, i actually get really flattered that people want to share with me their long, detailed thoughts !! i was actually nervous people wouldn’t like my long responses 😖
no cause that’s ALWAYS one troupe i ALWAYS go back to.
i was thinking about making them a singer, REALLY I WAS- but i had second thoughts cause i thought people wouldn’t like it / maybe people would think its too
 y-nie or im trying to make twisted anxiety reader too much, ya know
BUT OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU MEAH MWAH (also dw i got your other ask and fully plan on answering it, this one was just at the top of my inbox đŸ«¶đŸ«¶)
but oh my god,,,, HEAR ME OUT;
twisted anxiety reader getting pent up because they. have. no. outlet.
none.
maybe they played a sport in their old world, but no longer can’t because seriously?? going up against beastmen, mermen, fae and just,,, men?! absolutely not.
they can’t do anything fun in ramshackle because of the ghosts can and will find a way to stick their noses into your business. also hello??? no privacy at ramshackle👎👎
honestly, twisted anxiety reader doesn’t have any friends so they can’t blow off steam that way either. and going to the gym is out of the question because 1. anxiety 2.gym bros- and working out at home is
 different.
so there has to be a way to let off steam
 good thing twisted anxiety reader dilly dallied in everything!!
they want to sing but aren’t confident enough to join the pop music club, and the walls to ramshackle are paper thin.
there’s absolutely no where you can go.
and yet
 every time you glance at the forest. you can’t help but wonderâ€ŠđŸ€”
AND IVE ALWAYS IMAGINED READER SINGING
“everything stays” from adventure time
“love all mine” by mitski
“rises the moon” by liana flores
“sky fall” by adele
“memory” from cats
“listen” by beyoncĂ©
“hopelessly devoted” by olivia newton-john
oh my god i have to make a separate post for this before i completely rot and accidentally write a whole chapter because i’ve been WAITING to write about this and i’d feel bad about making this SUPER LONG
but i can’t imagine rook going for a sunset “hike” (
sure, let’s go with that) and hearing you. belting your little heart to “hopelessly devoted” HAGFJAIWOFOSOWOFOAPEIFOZOQFOXOD
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ROOK IS AWE STRUCK
such passion! such devotion! how marvelously beautiful! rook is stunned.
of course after you finish singing he can hear you moan and groan about trivial things but- rook hunt was not a hunt if he didn’t appreciate the gift the forest provided.
and yet, the carful hunter made a careless mistake. cursing silently, he glared at the twig his boots stepped on before he snapped his head up to the clearing up ahead.
ah, you fled.
to say rook was
 upset was an understatement. yes he was able to marvel in your voice, but he lost the privilege to listen to more, to observe from afar.
the strange songs you sang and possibly wrote (what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him) are gone with the wind and the high step of your foot as you vanished into thin air.
rook could easily hunt you down, but he stopped himself after a slight muscle twitch. non non! he was the enjoyer of beauty! not the hunter! yes he hunted beauty but it would go against his very being to trap it instead of let it fly free and continue its song.
so let this be your little secret, okay.
jade would def walk into you singing ‘everything stays’
OR OR ROOK N JADE BOTH TAG TEAMING READER IN THE CHAT SAYING HOW THEY WISH TO MEET THIS BEAUTIFUL VOICED GOREST ‘NYMPH’ SO THEY CAN HEAR MORE OF THEIR SONGS
readers just like;
😟
“time to find a new location☝”
*there’s no where those two won’t be able to find you fyi*
TWISTED ANXIETY READER WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE‌‌ NOT AS LONG AS IM HERE‌‌
please send more headcanons i love reading them đŸ™‡đŸ»đŸ™‡đŸ»
babes this is me n u rn:
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I saw this TikTok
The person's Tiktok: @ hartflex
Dude just imagine if Ethan was still Alive even though Sam and Tara swears up and down that they killed him. Like your trying to live your life away from NYC where Your Crazy ex boyfriend and his family had died at. And he shows up again 😭 I didn't know, if I would like that one bit
Omg was it the one with the voice over that said “according to the carpenter sisters there was said to be three suspects that were behind the murder massacres in New York City. Only two bodies were discovered.” đŸ˜±đŸ‘€ if it is then I’ve seen that one 😄
𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 — 𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐘
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𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆(𝐒): Some angst, some fluff
𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓: 1,432
𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: Ethan Landry x fem!Reader    
𝐀/𝐍: Hope you enjoy it!
𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓
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Hope always lingered in the back of your mind after the news confirmed that Detective Bailey and Quinn were dead. Ethan’s disappearance remained unknown. No knowledge, no information on where he could be. The group saw it as good news. They were again free from being chased and no longer had to look over their shoulders. It was liberating. The beginning of a fresh start again. The trauma still remained though. The nightmares lingered, projecting behind your eyelids every time you closed them. Various flashes of blood and knives painted your restless nights. However, it was his face that kept you from sleep. The memories of what you considered to have been the happiest days you could have had. The promises of forever twisted into false statements with the removal of the mask. You didn’t think he’d be the one behind it. You didn’t know what to think anymore.
You had made it known to the party that you swore you saw someone that resembled Ethan one afternoon. The crowded subway made it impossible to allow you to catch a second glimpse. You pushed and moved passed people and in the end, you were left with nothing but the faint catch of dark brown curls. 
Chad reminded you that his betrayal could have made you hallucinate or possibly mistake someone for Ethan by accident. The need for answers and your need for closure to help close this particular chapter in your life was what could have brought on the want for that person on the subway to have been him. You knew better. Your gut telling you that it was him, that you weren’t hallucinating or making him up. You knew better
and no one wanted to believe you.
You unlock your apartment and walk inside. Your keys clatter on the glass bowl on the table by the door. You remove your jacket and bag. Sighing in relief that you could finally distress and take down your armor. It was your guard that didn’t fall, though. You froze in place seeing the outline of the silhouette standing in front of your window—he pulled down a blind divider to peek out. You didn’t need him to turn around to know it was him. His jacket and backpack on the carpet clarified who entered your home.
“Hey! You had the late shift at the cafe, right? It’s why you barely got home
” You thank the fact his back is turned to you. You didn’t want him to see you flinch at just the mere sound of his voice.
“E-Ethan.” You greet. Though it felt more like a question
“I-I still had the spare you gave to me
” He takes the key out of his jacket pocket. The clatter makes you flinch again as it rattles on top of your small dining table. You stiffen as he turns around. “I don’t know what surprises me more. The fact you didn’t replace the locks or that fact you saw me and didn’t turn me in.”
Your questions were answered.
“So it was you
on the train that day.”
“You caught me off guard that day
” He looks down. A tiny smirk as he quirks a brow at you. “Y-You’re done with classes around 4
I thought I was in the clear.” He nervously laughs.
“You kept tabs on me didn’t you?” You gape at him.
“It was the only way I could keep you close.”
You scoff. Crossing your arms. “You’re full of shit!” You pick up a pillow and launch it at him. “You son of bitch. You think you can come into my home like you own the goddamn place, expect me to receive you with a smile and accept your hey. Go to hell!” You round the couch to get up in his face. His jaw clenches as he lets your words be thrown at him. “You have some nerve coming back, especially after everything. Anika was our friend
Chad for gods sake! I let you in. I introduced you to my friends! I loved you!” You cry. Your hands pushing and beating against his chest. He stumbles back, taking blow after blow. A solemn frown painted his features. His eyes getting teary-eyed. “I let you in
I told you my life story, my insecurities, I let you in, and you threw it all away so you could what- kill my friends! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you and your stupid face, and for making me fall in love with you. I gave you everything I had left of myself
did you even really love me?” You sneer up at him with so much anger and hatred for him. “Or was that all a part of you and your family’s plans
” You ball your fist against his chest. Head falling against him. Your faint sniffles and cries break him. “I knew
” You nod. Ethan gently runs his fingertips over your fist, flattening out your palm to rest against his shirt. “I knew you weren’t dead, and no one believed me.”
“I’m here
” He reassures.
“I hate you so much
” Your lips tremble as your eyes rake over his face. The curves and dents of his features memorably welcoming. “How could you? We talked about a future together
you gave me hope of a someday
Why would you do that to me? Put me through all this shit?” A tear falls down your cheeks. He lifts his hand to wipe it away. You instinctually find yourself leaning into his hand, pressing your cheek up against his palm. It felt like home.
“My dad he uh- He gave me an ultimatum after I didn’t want to follow through with his plan.” He swallowed thickly. His brows furrowed in thought. “It was either I go through with the plan like he told us
or he’d kill you.”
Your faces scrunched in confusion. “When did you
Why didn’t you want to go through with it anymore?”
“It was after our first date
” He looked down. A sad smile doted his face now. “You asked me if I wanted to play a game called 36 questions. I said yes. So we played
and one of the questions you asked was if you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living and why
” He looked back up at you with intensity. “You answered first and said you wouldn’t change anything cause it brought you closer to the people you loved. That if you had changed something
you wouldn’t have met me.” A tear fell down his cheek. You braced a teary-eyed smile, nodding.
“I did
” You breathe out.
“I knew right there
I knew.” He nodded. “I don’t blame you if you decide to hate me forever. The things I did can’t be forgiven or forgotten, and I’m gonna live with that guilt
” He sniffles. “I-I never gave you my answer that day
” He shutters out a faint exhale.
“You’d change something?”
“The only thing I’d change would be to have met you and your friends under better circumstances. That I didn’t meet you for the sake of my dad wanting revenge for my brother. That’s all I’d change
” He shrugs.
“I don’t think I’d change the way we met.” You disagree.
“Why not?” He frowns.
“Cause you fit right in from the start
” You shrug. “Chad brought you along one day, and the rest was history. Even if you did juke the roommate lottery and attempt to kill us. You came into our lives
 my life. I don’t think we would have even crossed paths if you were just Ethan Landry the transfer student going to the same school as Woodsboro survivors. Was the outcome one I would have never imagined
yeah and it fucking hurt.” You admit solemnly. “But I wouldn’t change how we met for anything.” You shake your head. “I don’t forgive you
” Ethan's shoulders drop at your words. “Not right now
It’s gonna take me some time
Chad, the girls, they won’t take you back. Maybe in a few years, but this
not right now.” You gesture between you two. “It’s too much. I just need time okay.”
“I’ll wait for you.” He admits it like it was simple.
“Then you’ll be doing that for a while.” You breathe out a laugh.
“I’ll wait a lifetime for you.” You stare back at his kicked puppy dog eyes. You groan, facepalming.
“You can’t say shit like that!” You whine. You turn around and walk to your room.
“But I’m serious...” He defends, following after you.
“I know!” You look back at him over your shoulder.
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funshape · 5 months
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this video might be the funniest thing i’ve seen all year even if unintentionally liek oh my god I Seen Her At The Partys Bro😑 YOUVE SEEN đŸ’„TAYLOR SWIFTđŸ’„đŸ˜§taylor Swift Duude. o. Richie YOUVE SEEN TAYLOR SWive seen taylor swift at the partys bro😟WHAT WAS SHE DOOING đŸ˜Č?!
she was dancin.đŸ«€

.WITH THE đŸ‘čDEVIL.?
😐
.she just like dancinALL CRAZYYY, all over EVERYBODYyyy Is She On DRAAGHS?Definetely Cocaine Ma
can you tell us Anything that You’ve Seen Her Do. that made you Believe . That She is part of a sataniccult that she ha
blood
In FactSHE DID WHAT NOW
She Drank Bloood Bro
THIS IS DISTURBING!!!!đŸ˜šđŸ˜°đŸ˜„đŸ˜¶â€đŸŒ«ïžđŸ˜“đŸ˜±Richie.
SHE WAS THERE DRINKEN BLOOD BEROUH !
she goes,
I loooove drinkin blood.
and then she’s in this, like That’s DISTURBING. 😰 She’s Pretty Much Like In Hell Like There’s all this FIAREđŸ”„ (n stuff)
she’s all Seductiveee in this SsedUCTive. like you know dress👗
Do you think she’s attractive richie.
ueeh,😰Dude She’s Satanic Bro
But That’s Not.
you didn’t answer the question.
She is Satanic Bro.
answer the question .
i don’t see her like that bro
.
you don’t❓
I Don’t Live For That Dude.đŸ€ĄâœïžđŸ™
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