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#anon ur brain is so so big
jawlipops · 2 years
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tendo maya younger sibling with like a 15 year age gap between her and the older sibling. significant distance and pratically an only child but also means the parents have already had practice parenting 1 kid etc etc and have Perfected Their Technique
wait ur actually so right
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neuvistar · 2 months
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cant stop thinking about dilf!aventurine & maid reader... mmmdhfh imagine he catches the reader just smelling his shirt, humping on the edge of his bed and moaning his name :( shes so desperate!
OOOOHHH anon u have such a big brain… thank you 4 sharing this god bless
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DILF AVENTURINE BRAINROT DILF AVENTURINE BRAINROT….. seriously it’s not ur fault, you can’t help it!!
dilf aventurine… i mean who wouldn’t touch themselves to him??? he’s so kind to u, helping u when u were at your lowest.. recruiting n hiring u for the job, even introducing u to his little ones to take care of whenever he was gone, little ones who love you just as much :(( your dirty secret lies between u and ur naughty self only.. rubbing your cunt with a sense of desperation
it’s a good thing aventurine isn’t home.. you would grab one of his shirts, and his scent.. oh his scent. you loved it. your nostrils always picked up the rich and strong fragrance of his perfume, intoxicating you with pure lust. but hey, who can blame you? breasts nearly spilling out of your little maid uniform you always wore, pressing against his mattress. fuck, his scent. it’s doing things to you, possessing you to do such uncouth and filthy things like these!
the hand over your mouth wasn’t helping at all! :(( it wasn’t suppressing ur sweet lil moans and whimpers, indications of desperation for aventurine :(( “aven.. mmh.. aventurine..” you would murmur between moans, thinking abt how big he was, his fingers.. how good they were.. maybe his cock, fuck. would they fit? .. were they enough to satisfy your needs? even so, you knew someone would find out about your lil dirty secret :3
but yet, you didn’t know it was aventurine himself finding that out, cock in his hands as he watched from the doorframe. huh, looks like you have some explaining to do.
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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year
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"Oh my gosh do you sound like a sim to them??"
Me trying to place myself in their shoes:
"Why the fuck do I sound like a villager in Animal Crossing-- ARE THEY HEARING ANIMALESE WHEN I SPEAK?!"
(A.k.a I saw the previous ask and thought wait a minute. Two different worlds. Languages so similar but so different....... We're basically speaking animalese in another game/world lmfao)
(Bonus: Creator!Reader knows this and takes full advantage as their payback. Traveller magically understands and speaks back causing further pyschic confusion. Pretty sure soke brains have been melted among linguistic students in Sumeru)
-Vine Boom
VINE BOOM MY BELOVED IM SO LATE TO ATTEND TO YOU!! :'(
It has been a minute and yet, you remain my love!! Thank you for your patience, have a little scenario as my thanks for that and submitting the cool idea <3
Me @ you: ♥ ( ॢᵕ n ᵕ (꒡ᵋ ꒡ღ) mwah! /p
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this gif is just really cute thats why its here.
also i have very little to add so its short but only bc im ✨uncreative✨ atm and ur ask alone is funny enough lmao, so once again, a scenario bc vine booms just a genius all on their own ✨️
😭so you mean 😭 as revenge 😭 for this awful deed 😭 done to your speech 😭 you just start EMBRACING IT 😭😭😭PLEAASEEE-
PLEASE the traveler understands it!! 💀
Also if anyone reads this im so sorry ive flooded the sagau tag with language shenanigans LMAO
Ever since you realized that the entirety of Teyvat sounds like Sims to you, (and the subsequent awful reckoning that you sound the same to them 😭) 
You have finally mentally recovered enough courage, and desperately shoved any embarrassment deep into your soul, to try and think of what to do about it
You quickly found that people had 3 types of reactions to your speech,
 
1. They try to understand the nonsense like you trying to understand their Simlish, it really doesnt work, you wish you could tell them to give up and just gesture at you instead:
(ALHAITHAM he keeps trying then giving up then trying again lol, Diluc, ZHONGLI, Sara, Albedo, Candace, Dehya she thinks she’s gonna get it THIS time she swears-, Eula, Gorou, GANYU she feels bad lmao, Jean, AYAKA, keqing, kuki, Nahida, ningguang, AETHER, Thoma, xinyan, XIAO)
2. They act like you when you hear animal crossing characters speak 💀 you can see the “omg so cute” sparkle in their eyes:
(KAZUHA, kokomi, barbara, KAEYA, ZHONGLI again lol he tries to hide it but you can see the tiny smile everytime you walk over and start ranting at him bc ur bored, Faruzan, GOROU, AYATO, YAE MIKO, keqing, LISA, mika, mona, KLEE literally loves you and you can tell shes always trying to get you to say something lol, Ei (archon), Rosaria she always SMIRKS and ur just- 😳, CHILDE the little shit giggles at ur misery, LUMINE AND AETHER U CANT TRUST EITHER OF THEM- , THOMA, SCARAMOUCHE BUT HE’D NEVER ADMIT IT BUT HE ALWAYS IS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO HIDE A TINY SMILE AND GOES A LITTLE PINK-!! SAME FOR XIAO LMAO)
3. You know that tiktok audio thats like Isabella from Animal Crossing singing, and then someone’s like “uh-huh! YEAH! OKAY!!” yeah like that, but to you LMAO
(ITTO, Bennett, KAVEH, heizou, VENTI, Nilou she like nods after everything you say and makes sure you’re treated well in every conversation aw, qiqi, KLEE, Raiden (puppet) + Ei (archon), SHENHE no explanation needed, CYNO too, LUMINE, YELAN, yoimiya, yunjin)
Alright i got tired sorry not everybody’s there lol^
So no matter the reaction, they all are a little bummed nobody can get you, 
…but then of. Fucking. Course. 
LUMINE/AETHER as ALWAYS get SPECIAL TREATMENT 
(there’s not a single person throughout all the nations, the archons, the allogenes, doesnt matter, who hasn’t felt a LITTLE pang of envy for this- bc as cute as you sound, goddamit they USED to understand you when you weren’t physically here, before you overcame the Universal Barrier AKA the computer screen lol)
AND THEY GET TO UNDERSTAND YOU.
The Sumeru linguistics department is grinding their teeth, Alhaitham straight up glares every time they translate for you lmao, Zhongli’s eye twitches at least once everytime they do so, Kazuha is literally trying to bribe them with cool places he’s seen that the traveler hasn’t so they’ll share the secret of how to understand you, Ningguang gets 10x chillier when they’re helping convos w/ you, Ei looks like she’s fucking pouting-
Aether is just like 🤨?? For what?? I’m helping???
So confused he never gets what’s going on lol
Lumine, on the other hand, is FULLY aware and smirks every time she’s so smug about it LMAO 
^ the embodiment of the cat surrounded by knives meme ^
Ahhhh my exhibition is April 6th u guys!
May I finally rest in peace when that day comes 🪦
Cant wait to graduate and just have a regular job and not academia + deadlines 😭😫
Hope you guys have had a nice week or two!
Look out for more posts after the 6th :>
Safe Travels,
💀♒️
♡the beloveds♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist
Short one but hope its fun my beloved!! :)
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blee-bleep · 11 months
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When Diana wants cuddles, there's nowhere Akko can hide where Diana won't find her.
i love u sm anon
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pippuns · 2 years
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i unironically think lbh would get along with baozi baby lqg, as long as he does not monopolize shizun. and we all know that fighty baby prefers sj more anyways LMAOOO. brawling brothers 😤!
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all those years doing shen yuan's job and taking care of the other disciples gives luo binghe unmatched baozi wrangling skills. truly, the protagonist's halo can defeat all.
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starheirxero · 3 months
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I've been thinking a lot about Lunar's different designs, and would love to ramble about them a bit, if you don't mind!
All of this is, of course, completely self-indulgent, and my own interpretation!
Now, Lunar has three official VR models. There's the most iconic one, with the crescent moon, the cuter version of moon, and of course his current one! For simplicity, I will refer to them as "Crescent", "CutieMoony", and will call his current one "Pastel".
There was one other design, his very first, which was shown in the thumbnail, though in the actual show was just a very pale recoloring of moon, and only shown in reaction videos. Though it was never canon, I do still have my own interpretation to that as well! This one, I will refer to as "Pale".
"Crescent" is most important design, as it brings meaning to the rest. It lays the foundation for everything else, as it is his real design. It's what he automatically glitches into when he's under high stress. Most importantly, it's what he's been shown to look like in every other universe. Lord Lunar, Lunara, swap Lunar, all of them are the same. Crescent is universally shown to be his real self.
"Pale", on the other hand is, simply put, what Eclipse wanted him to be. Something easily pushed into the background, something mild. Something to sit by quietly, to take what is thrown at him. Pale is the opposite of who Lunar actually is. Interestingly enough, his design in the thumbnail changed the day Moon returned, the day Lunar finally decided to cut off his puppet strings and reject Eclipse. That day, he rejected the image Eclipse had crafted for him, and his design, pale and barely there at all, bloomed into something bright, something noticeable. Lunar finally became themself, no longer bound to their purpose.
"CutieMoony", is the opposite of Pale, as it's what he chose to be. This design, to me, truly underlines Lunar's relationship and appreciation for old moon. He already has an actual design, one designed by his brothers, one that's truly him, in this universe and every other, and he can change into everything he wishes to be, yet he chooses to look like old Moon. Old Moon, who knew him best, right after Monty. They have shared the same body, and old Moon has seen the dents and hurt left in Eclipse's wake. He is the one Lunar ran to, when they couldn't bear the abuse anymore, the one they cried their heart out to. And despite what Lunar did, even under the influence of someone else, he met them with nothing but care and concern. He listened to them, and visibly tried to reach out, only to hesitate and hover instead, for his hands were only ever used to hurt before, something Lunar knew. He didn't force them to stay outside, and took their place, didn't even hesitate when Lunar asked him to be his brother. He is the first one who tried so hard to be a loving brother, arguably trying to be what he couldn't be for Sun, at least not in the beginning. He actively supported their interests, remembered what they liked. When Sun scared Lunar in a horror game and made them cry, Sun panicked because Moon would hear, showing just how much of a protective barrier old Moon was for Lunar. By taking his appearance, Lunar truly showed how much they looked up to him, and how safe he made them feel, considering they took this appearance while they were trapped by KC. Another thing to note is the red and yellow accents, very reminiscent of Sun, showing how much their bond has grown since the rocky start.
Last but not least, there is "Pastel". This design definitly has a lot of interpretation to give, but my favorite to focus on is the raw wrongness of it. Because we know what Lunar looks like. He's supposed to be vibrant and blue, yet this body is purple and mellow. Ironically enough, it's very similar to "Pale", the very personification of what Eclipse wanted him to be, showing the permanent mark he has left on them, as well as their mental state. Their energy isn't genuine anymore, it's a distraction and exaggeration to run from the mess left in their head. There is also the divinity inside of them, reflected in their eyes, showing them that now, they are more than just Lunar. They are part of something much bigger than themself. This body, in every sense of the word, is not their own. It's something they might never see as a home either. Another irony is how it once again links them to Eclipse, who himself is in a body not his own.
His body is a literal copy after all, not to forget that his "real self" was universally shown to look like Solar, minus God Eclipse.
This was a rather long ramble, but I really needed to get it out of my system! The brainrot's been growing steadily-
Thank you for reading!
-Stardust
BELOVED STARDUST ANON I'M GOING TO START DOING FLIPS OVER HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THIS OH MY GHOD
I don't even know what to say other than these are all a fantastic observations and that I am wholeheartedly accepting these into my soul forever I think
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frenchfrywrites · 11 months
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Pregnancy freaks me out if i think about it too much, but i love the look of a huge belly... I love the idea of the character being so fucking horny and can't reach around their belly to get themselves off. I like the idea of going to the "doctor" (you) for a checkup and they bring up that they can't do everything they used to, and you're like what kind of things? Is it affecting your daily life? And they're getting all sheepish and dancing around the subject but eventually admit that they haven't gone a day without being insanely horny at some point. Their hormones are raging and at some point, almost every day, they're desperately rubbing their cunt on the edges of things trying to get off but they can't. Maybe this fantasy can go the old timey route with the you diagnosing hysteria, and that they need to orgasm to feel better. And then u pull some vibes n stuff out of your fake doctor bag and get to work
YESSSS OH MY GODDD I LOVE THIS!!!!!
I especially love the idea of more reserved or shy characters in this situation (Lucifer, Levi, Barbatos, Trein, and Idia.. though Trey also comes to my mind..). Love the idea of using a vibe to "help" the character out. Maybe you recommend they need a couple of orgasms to remedy how pent up they are. You work them through so many that their legs are shaking and they're squirting, making a mess that you'll offer to clean up hehe
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prisonpodcast · 2 months
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some ccs are just straight up nuts there’s no other explanation
#saw a comment on r/dwt2 and it made me look into the moonzy/draggie situation#this freak accused him of having ‘grooming tendencies’ when he was YOUNGER than her#he showed all their DMs and it was just reciprocated flirting ??#he was initiated more but it seemed reciprocal to me?#she just got mad at him bc he replied to one of her tweets where she was flirting with Karl with ‘ouch’#<- replied in DMs I mean#I guess bc she thought the flirting was a joke ??#how is this an ‘experience’ you need to speak up about im loosing my mind#‘guy flirted with me I flirted back but I wasn’t really interested pls show ur sympathies and like and subscribe🥺’#and in her statement she was talking about an anon who came out about their experiences prior#saying they had been groomed but draggie had fully debunked that years ago#so idk why she was bringing that up ??#and ofc you have aim.sey and max and sniff in the replies with their heart emojis#straight up nuts I’m losing brain cells here#btw she’s the one who said something about how a lot of ccs didn’t support her#including big ones from that ‘stupid mine.craft server’ (meaning dsmp obv)#just nuts straight up nuts#negativity#like I have to be missing something (and if I am pls tell me but I don’t think I am???)#because saying this cringe flirting with someone YOUNGER THAN YOUUU is ‘groomer tendencies’ is fucking nuts#it’s just what is with these people like what’s wrong with them#why does mildly uncomfortable experience = horrible predator we need to inform the public about bc they’re a danger to society#sorry I’m done I’m just actually upset lol
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king-krisu · 7 months
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bojere but it's scott piligrim vs the world au. jere is ramona obvi, bojan is scott. idk who each of the evil exes are, but tommy is definetely gideon
OH UR RIGHT!!!!! okay so here's my proposal:
Jere: Ramona
Bojan: Scott
Häärijä: Matthew, bcs he was Ramona's first ex and Jere and Häärijä go wayyy back
Jesse: Lucas, idk he's played by Chris Evans so obviously it's gonna be someone hot sorry I don't make the rules
Allu: Ken, because in the movie Ramona cheated on him and his twin brother with each other, and they then started doing everything together to prevent anything like that ever happening. Idk I just find it funny to compare to the Daltons lol
Jaakko: Kyle, for the same reason as above
Jukka: Todd, not because I think he's insufferable like the character BUT because in the movie Todd demonstrates his love in grand gestures, so by that logic Jukka kissing Jere on stage is huge compared to what Bojan has done lol
BEHM: Roxie, idk I feel like it makes sense bcs she's the only woman Jere has simped for publicly lmao
Tommy: Gideon, I mean do I need to explain lmao
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sommerregenjuniluft · 4 months
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old wolfstar where remus takes a viagra in front of Sirius, sticking his tongue out to show him the tablet and Sirius goes all red
HFJSKFJJSHS omg yes nonny i love that!!!😭 mouth watering in an instant, pants going from skinny jeans tight to uncomfortably hard in my pants tight, ears getting hot and remus just casually washes it down with his afternoon earl grey or something sjjfdkkd the kids are out of the house, it’s the weekend, PUT ALL CHORES ON HOLD because sirius is going to ride that thang for Hours
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wulfhalls · 1 year
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i just know julia never stopped being a daisy jones fan even as she grew up 😌 billy can't do anything whenever julia brings home daisy's new record, or switches the radio station to where daisy's song is playing, or when she sticks up posters of daisy in their home, or goes around the house with daisy jones merch. camila's prolly okay with it since she loves julia, but 🤨 at whatever emotional reaction it elicits from billy lol
i do imagine though that as she grows up, julia senses the tension and the emotional breakdown her dad is always on the edge of wherever daisy jones is concerned (bc she empathic like that) but instead of being like "okay I'll keep it to a minimum around my dad", she just dials it up to an extreme. in fact, she uses daisy jones as an excuse whenever she doesn't want him to pry about something (it works like a charm). need an excuse to go out? she's buying daisy's new shirt. doesn't want billy to come into her room? blasts daisy's record. he rly can't get away from the sound of the woman who loves him (and the woman he loves)
(during one of billy's sad days, julia sticks a photo she took when she attended one of daisy's concerts on the fridge. it's a beautiful shot of daisy's sweaty but happy face as she belts out her song. the next day, julia sees the photo is gone and her dad seems happier :))
billy outside julias shut door hearing daisy's voice not crying but also not NOT crying just thinking contemplating ruminating even on a life not lived. julia asking to go to one of her concerts when she's still young but camila can't bring herself to do it and billy can do it even less so they get graham to take her and billy is trying to super casually fish for info on her how did she seem? how is she? did she look well? was she happy? and graham is just like billy so billy shuts up and goes back to yearning very loudly. camila noticing the pic julia took is gone from the fridge but trying not to NOTICE notice she's unconnecting the dots and unrealising things. S2 TWENTY YEARS OF YEARNING LETS FUCKING GO 🚶‍♀️
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theloveinc · 1 year
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:((( it’s like you went through my brain and into my secret daydream files with that cello player bakugo and classical singer reader scenario 😭 top tier shit
also a gift incase you haven’t seen it before — mr cellist bakugo :https://twitter.com/mkm_storage/status/1371806940934799361?s=46&t=wvGQe81e9XGM_imXMb2c4Q
He’s an ass but we probably stick with him bc he’s one of best out there and has all the bigwigs eyes on him 🗿 probably has a niche fan base of his own for all his solos during gigs y’all do together and the backbone of your audience because they’re regulars who have never heard him talk before 😔
(cello bakugo!au tag here!) + (link!)
OMG THANK YOU so much for this gift, i was honestly convinced that the idea was crackpot given i'd never seen it mentioned before... but now... now i'm both validated AND MY EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY CELLO BAKUGO'S TRUE BEAUTY :((( he's so handsome...
...and you're so right! He's your ticket upwards and by darn you're gonna take it, even if that means getting a little overshadowed (and/or bullied) by him at some points. people come to your shows specifically for his talent, not for yours... but that's okay with you as long as you get to move on to bigger and better things one day.
(Is that something that bakugo wants tho? He's never had such a pretty or talented singer by his side YET he can never seem to express himself well enough to actually say that to you...)
And it's kinda.... idk how you would say... but YES his lil niche of fans flock to him after every shows, but honestly, since meeting you, he's stopped caring about showing off anymore, doesn't really want to be noticed as long as he can talk to you. People and fellow bandmates, even, beg for him to mingle with the crowd but he's just turning around to help you pack up your microphone all safe and make sure your dress doesn't get snagged on any equipment.
and I can imagine, one day, a couple bigwigs come up to talk to him, ask him about potential performances, what his goals are, etc... and all he can say back to them is "but what about y/n? are they coming with???"
AND IT'S PROBABLY the first time you realize he really isn't... entirely a jerk. i mean, he's always glaring at you and touching your shit and restarting songs when you mess up during your practices but... maybe he does actually care??? maybe it's all been out of feelings for you???
AND IT'S CONFUSING BC THERE GO YOUR PLANS TO IGNORE HIM while he just wants to hear you sing for him and him alone more. sigh.
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foulbearobservation · 9 months
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Lilith “acts of service” Villaumbrosia fucking all three of her girlfriends one after the other, then climbing out of the bed, walking around to the other side, climbing back in, and starting over immediately.
for some reason my brain read this as lilith leaving the whole house, walking around it, and then walking back in the front door which is honestly a funnier visual
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collectivecloseness · 4 months
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Btw giving a big smooch on the forehead to any of y’all who have sent in thoughts on this whole Yandere fruity four scenario where Nancy/all of them have kidnapped the reader that I’ve been posting about recently, you are all so big brained and muscly and kissable
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butchviking · 1 year
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If we form a prayer circle we can manifest menstruation for gerard way as the woman he deserves to be, so he can experience the only genuine stigmata there is in this world
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nyan-koii · 5 months
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Sorry for the anon but I have decided to write a fanfic with it :3 basically it’s just seb having a secret porn account and mark or jenson finds it :P
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you telling me this as an anon HURTSSSSS MEEEEE I CANTTT I WANT TO SEE ITT I WANT A BIT OF THAT CRUMBS GIVE ME ALL OF IT SPARE MORE DETAILS OMFGGGG?????? SERIOUSSLYYY?????? BIG BRAINNN
But like on a srs note theres barely any camboy seb fic at all its so weirdddd like come on guys !! I need the camboy au seb so bad, need seb to be in all aus in this world honestly i would love to see how people experiment on him even more <3
Anon just a suggestion but why do one when you can have two 🤭 we need more sebmarkson fic anon !!! You can save us from this drought anon!! save us... save me anon.... i need it....
I hope there'll be more progress update 🙏 dont leave me im the dark anon i beg you.....
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