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"Oh my gosh do you sound like a sim to them??"
Me trying to place myself in their shoes:
"Why the fuck do I sound like a villager in Animal Crossing-- ARE THEY HEARING ANIMALESE WHEN I SPEAK?!"
(A.k.a I saw the previous ask and thought wait a minute. Two different worlds. Languages so similar but so different....... We're basically speaking animalese in another game/world lmfao)
(Bonus: Creator!Reader knows this and takes full advantage as their payback. Traveller magically understands and speaks back causing further pyschic confusion. Pretty sure soke brains have been melted among linguistic students in Sumeru)
-Vine Boom
VINE BOOM MY BELOVED IM SO LATE TO ATTEND TO YOU!! :'(
It has been a minute and yet, you remain my love!! Thank you for your patience, have a little scenario as my thanks for that and submitting the cool idea <3
Me @ you: ♥ ( ॢᵕ n ᵕ (꒡ᵋ ꒡ღ) mwah! /p
this gif is just really cute thats why its here.
also i have very little to add so its short but only bc im ✨uncreative✨ atm and ur ask alone is funny enough lmao, so once again, a scenario bc vine booms just a genius all on their own ✨️
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😭so you mean 😭 as revenge 😭 for this awful deed 😭 done to your speech 😭 you just start EMBRACING IT 😭😭😭PLEAASEEE-
PLEASE the traveler understands it!! 💀
Also if anyone reads this im so sorry ive flooded the sagau tag with language shenanigans LMAO
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Ever since you realized that the entirety of Teyvat sounds like Sims to you, (and the subsequent awful reckoning that you sound the same to them 😭)
You have finally mentally recovered enough courage, and desperately shoved any embarrassment deep into your soul, to try and think of what to do about it
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You quickly found that people had 3 types of reactions to your speech,
1. They try to understand the nonsense like you trying to understand their Simlish, it really doesnt work, you wish you could tell them to give up and just gesture at you instead:
(ALHAITHAM he keeps trying then giving up then trying again lol, Diluc, ZHONGLI, Sara, Albedo, Candace, Dehya she thinks she’s gonna get it THIS time she swears-, Eula, Gorou, GANYU she feels bad lmao, Jean, AYAKA, keqing, kuki, Nahida, ningguang, AETHER, Thoma, xinyan, XIAO)
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2. They act like you when you hear animal crossing characters speak 💀 you can see the “omg so cute” sparkle in their eyes:
(KAZUHA, kokomi, barbara, KAEYA, ZHONGLI again lol he tries to hide it but you can see the tiny smile everytime you walk over and start ranting at him bc ur bored, Faruzan, GOROU, AYATO, YAE MIKO, keqing, LISA, mika, mona, KLEE literally loves you and you can tell shes always trying to get you to say something lol, Ei (archon), Rosaria she always SMIRKS and ur just- 😳, CHILDE the little shit giggles at ur misery, LUMINE AND AETHER U CANT TRUST EITHER OF THEM- , THOMA, SCARAMOUCHE BUT HE’D NEVER ADMIT IT BUT HE ALWAYS IS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO HIDE A TINY SMILE AND GOES A LITTLE PINK-!! SAME FOR XIAO LMAO)
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3. You know that tiktok audio thats like Isabella from Animal Crossing singing, and then someone’s like “uh-huh! YEAH! OKAY!!” yeah like that, but to you LMAO
(ITTO, Bennett, KAVEH, heizou, VENTI, Nilou she like nods after everything you say and makes sure you’re treated well in every conversation aw, qiqi, KLEE, Raiden (puppet) + Ei (archon), SHENHE no explanation needed, CYNO too, LUMINE, YELAN, yoimiya, yunjin)
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Alright i got tired sorry not everybody’s there lol^
So no matter the reaction, they all are a little bummed nobody can get you,
…but then of. Fucking. Course.
LUMINE/AETHER as ALWAYS get SPECIAL TREATMENT
(there’s not a single person throughout all the nations, the archons, the allogenes, doesnt matter, who hasn’t felt a LITTLE pang of envy for this- bc as cute as you sound, goddamit they USED to understand you when you weren’t physically here, before you overcame the Universal Barrier AKA the computer screen lol)
AND THEY GET TO UNDERSTAND YOU.
The Sumeru linguistics department is grinding their teeth, Alhaitham straight up glares every time they translate for you lmao, Zhongli’s eye twitches at least once everytime they do so, Kazuha is literally trying to bribe them with cool places he’s seen that the traveler hasn’t so they’ll share the secret of how to understand you, Ningguang gets 10x chillier when they’re helping convos w/ you, Ei looks like she’s fucking pouting-
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Aether is just like 🤨?? For what?? I’m helping???
So confused he never gets what’s going on lol
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Lumine, on the other hand, is FULLY aware and smirks every time she’s so smug about it LMAO
^ the embodiment of the cat surrounded by knives meme ^
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Ahhhh my exhibition is April 6th u guys!
May I finally rest in peace when that day comes 🪦
Cant wait to graduate and just have a regular job and not academia + deadlines 😭😫
Hope you guys have had a nice week or two!
Look out for more posts after the 6th :>
Safe Travels,
💀♒️
♡the beloveds♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist
Short one but hope its fun my beloved!! :)
#so cursed#take ur revenge yes vine boom the way u think#everytime i think a little too hard abt ur anon name i giggle bc its from the blunt lang au lmao#my askers big brains>>> anything i post#genshin impact#genshin sagau#sagau#my asks#genshin imagines#gender neutral reader#genshin isekai#genshin sagau ideas#genshin god reader#genshin impact sagau#genshin x reader#genshin reader insert#god i never remember all the tags i need to put dammit
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Sure, thanks Amazon.
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@sparkledragon04 I am so sorry
Your post was too good to ignore and now I have drawn something incredibly cursed
also this is sort of your Christmas present but it’s kinda weird so I didn’t exactly wanna put that right up on the title XD
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Cogsworth and Lumiere as humans are cursed variants of the ineffable husbands.
Everyone, I had the worst thought. I posted it on my Discord server earlier because I could not unsee it. I just randomly thought of a Disney movie. I was thinking of Beauty and The Beast and I was like "Why do human Lumiere and Cogsworth (the candle and clock) look like a variant of Aziraphale and Crowley?-"
#good omens#ineffable idiots#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#good omens season two#crowley x aziraphale#angel crowley#angel crowley our beloved#cursed#good omens memes#disney#beauty and the beast#lumiere#cogsworth#help#so cursed#my mind palace does not need this image in it#but now it does#oh god#oh no
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spotted under the mistletoe at Pitch Manor
#MARIAH CAREY ON#cursed#so cursed#happy early christmas#simon snow#carry on countdown#coc 2022#baz pitch#snowbaz#snowbaz trash#carry on#the simon snow trilogy#simon snow series#rainbow rowell
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did my own version of a jellycroyster. it looks like a pokemon reject lol
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ominis is not on fire
i woke up in a cold sweat to make this
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Centarthur. Get it? Because... centaur... and his name... yeah.
#so cursed#why do you people ask me for things anymore?#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#arthur centaur#centarthur
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Yeah, this is the most cursed thing I’ve ever made…
#Trigun#vash plushie#teru vash#vash the stampede#Vash#art#trigun stampede#Trigun Vash#Vash the plushie#seeing#crafts#cursed#so cursed
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(Reposted from my defunct blog)
If you thought Gyro with human feet was bad...
...BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE MOST CURSED THING OF ALL:
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what about bald!joe? 👨🏻🦲
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Taylor swift there is a placeholder it might be changed, but i have lydias story up on my laptop right now!!
Ooooooh how exciting!!!! I can’t wait to check her out!!
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@sayosweeti
is this to your liking?
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“get out of the frame if you aren’t a sonic character”
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just saying, Hermie being Jodie and Scam’s kid is so in character for both of them. For Scam it’s pulling this random bullshit out of thin air (bc I am in the camp that Herm was really made of abstract thought and emotion) and dumping it in the world to cause havoc. And for Jodie… well I mean I know it makes sense for him to detest Scam Likely or Well Actually, but Scam Actually if the perfect blend of charming trickster and insufferable know-it-all that they would get along. Idk I can just see them so perfectly together. <3
then again the randomness of it is so beautiful in its own right. Anthony really just pulled these two idiots together and was like, ‘yup, that’s a thing now’ and I love him for it.
#so cursed#and so beautiful#i love them so much#even if it makes no sense#scamster#tax evasion#jodie foster#jodie foster dndads#scam actually#scam likely#well actually#dndads#dndads s2#dndads s2 spoilers#dndads hermie#hermie the unworthy#hermie unworthy#dungeons and daddies season 2#dungeons and daddies s2
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Did you see the koala ? Harry is not allowed to go near it Lmao he’s gonna get chlamydia again
H got the worst war flashbacks when he saw it hdhjsk
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