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navigatorwriting · 1 year
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The villain shoved the scientist into the work bench, glass vessels shattering on the floor as the scientist struggled to catch themself.
"You have twenty-four hours to identify that DNA sample," the villain told them, turning to leave. "Don't bother trying to escape. My men are surrounding the facility with orders to shoot to kill."
The scientist blinked. "Are you stupid?"
The villain's shoulders flinched, as if the scientist's words had physically whipped them. "Excuse me?" they growled, turning back around to face the scientist.
"Twenty-four hours is nowhere near enough time to identify a DNA sequence. Even the crystallization alone will take days. Do you even understand what you're demanding of me?"
"Do it faster then."
"I won't do it at all," the scientist spat.
Without a second thought, the villain took two steps forward and struck the scientist across the face. The scientist stumbled, mouth open in shock. Their cheek throbbed and they could feel the skin turning red.
"I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation," the villain said. They grabbed the scientist by the collar of their shirt and lifted, forcing the scientist to meet their eyes. "Your team is fully preoccupied with reconnaissance and I know you don't hire excess staff in the laboratory. The nearest city is an hour by car and I've seen to it that the nearest radio towers will not be receiving or transmitting any signals from this location. And did you not hear me when I said the building is surrounded? Do the words 'shoot to kill' ring a bell?"
The scientist fumed and silently cursed their remote location. Their intention to keep the lab a secret had certainly backfired.
They glared up at the villain and tried to steady their breathing. "The only way I can identify a DNA sequence is by x-ray crystallography. The crystallization process will take three to five days and the instrument takes around eighteen hours to analyze a sample. I need at least a day to recreate the sequence once I have the sample's results." They swallowed. "I need at least a week to do this for you. A quick internet search could have told you as much."
Still seething, the villain dropped the scientist and allowed them to straighten their shirt.
"Get started then," they bit out. "I'll be back in an hour with... revised instructions."
They left the lab and slammed the door behind them, the impact rattling a rack of test tubes. The scientist stared at the door for a minute, then, with a deep breath, took the broom and began sweeping up the broken glass.
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limeshade · 3 days
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What’s the matter with them? Why are they acting that way? Why, don’t you know? They’re “twitterpated.” Twitterpated? Yes. Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. For example—
BAMBI (1942) Directed by David D. Hand et al. Written by Perce Pearce, Larry Morey et al.
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serendipnpipity · 8 days
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Guys!! I'm organizing a masquerade-ball-themed phandom meetup (details soon!!!) but first, I need your input. Pls lmk in the replies or tags or anything so i can figure out logistics:
how far in advance do you want me to let you know about this if i'm planning on having it be a day-long thing?
most likely going to have the designated kick-off hours start around 10am-11am PST cuz that's the start of prime dnp upload time for me but it'll be an all-day thing so everyone's time zones get covered?
for context, it's gonna be a mix of either prepping a doodle or pic of yourself with a masquerade outfit OR making something dnp related (art, fic, whatever) with a masquerade theme so... respond accordingly lol
also I made the sideblog @phanniemasquerade, where I'll be posting the official meetup invitation and reblogging your posts later, so pls follow if you're interested or want the update!
(@bondnamesthejames @thighguys @wdapteo @bewareofthenewphannie ik you guys said you were interested)
(the tag game that was the insp)
EDIT: The invitation with all the details can be found here!! Event will start on 6/1 but is open throughout 6/2 as well for all of you who said that works better.
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wyverncult · 2 years
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*heart of fire starts playing*
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who said you can’t celebrate fiction character’s birthdays?
GRATULERER MED DAGEN, EVEN!
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ronoexiste · 1 year
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melon-official · 18 days
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todirthday is my birthday....
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martyrbat · 3 months
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do u know where this is from it haunts my dreams
[ID: an up-close panel of Batman. He's visibly confused and has a question mark speech bubble before asking, “I'm pregnant?” END ID]
i do!! however im sorry to say your nightmares have all been for naught, since its a very popular edited panel :( the original is from batman annual #11:
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(id in alt!)
i hope this doesn't discourage you from trying to get that man pregnant though, hes even in position for it in the last panel <33
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baltears · 1 year
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its truly not that i have a problem with ppl continuing to engage with a persons work after theyve been called out for being problematic or whatever but the way m//lanie m//rtinez stans literally just convinced themselves all the allegations were false, called the alleged victim a liar and then proceeded to pretend it all never even happened is frankly chilling to me
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bishounen-jump · 2 years
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it is now halloween, which means...
time for mr skeltal’s annual photoshoot
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may you all have a most joyous ween
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niladhevan · 1 year
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HELLO I have recently found my way into Vinland Saga and I just wanted to drop in and tell you that your art is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND IT DESTROYS ME AND AHHHHHHH I have a lot of feelings and I hope you don't mind me yelling them at you i just appreciate ur shit my dude you are amazing i am at a loss for words i will never not have feelings about beautiful somft aching pining yearning bjorns hkzhkjshdgs
Hiii !
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Thank you so much for the kind words, i gotta say it made it smile to read through your tags ! in this club we sure do cry a lot about Björn and his canonically gay thoughts.
But hey, as a treat, here's Askeladd and him happy and giddy, (probably after having to listen to some ludicrous bs) :
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Merry crisis !
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chiosblog · 7 months
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The other day i bought two of the original A-Team annuals (1984 and 1986) and these are actually a gold mine
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Little extra:
Hannibal and the olympic sport of throwing people on other people
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And these group photos that I will hang on my wall
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bereft-of-frogs · 7 months
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If I could erase any piece of media from my brain so I could watch it again for the first time, aside from Harrow the Ninth (don’t @ me I’m aware of the irony), it would be the Bent-Neck Lady episode of the Haunting of Hill House
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cutemeat · 9 months
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breadbowll · 1 month
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For. 24 hours only. I will be cringe again.
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Various images of things
#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that --#1. PIBBINS.... cheering clapping hooting hollering glorious applause everytime I see a pigeon in public#2. Birthday card that I drew for someone. .. kittys...#3. 2023's annual haul of tiny white pumpkins.. i get at least one white pumpkin every year around fall when they have pumpkins in stores#because I just love the color and texture ... bright white and smooth and cold and round.. kind of like a volleyball or something#4. A brief adventure into watching big brother (only earlier seasons of course as I hate all reality shows post like 2013 or something when#they became overly focused on social media and overproduced memeable phrases more.. like even though ALL reality shows have always#been extremely fake and annoying and mindless it's like..... newer stuff seems A Different Kind Of Fake or something) since whenever#I'm sick sometimes I find weird mindless things like that to watch (that one time I had bronchitis I watched all of Flavor of Love in my#half awake illness stupor and now everytime I heat up canned minestrone soup (mostly all I ate that week) I think of flavor flav since#thats just a weird brain connection I have now lol) ANYWAY.. I was sick and watched like 2 seasons of this and then thought it was too#uninteresting and obnoxious to continue (more like 1 and a half since I skipped the rest of one once only boring people were left) BUT this#one guy had a very mischevious looking face and he also said a few things (like the above captioned speech) that sounded like dialogue#some fantasy character would say.. so I took a screencap of him and edited him into a mischevious wizard i guess.?? idk I was sick lol#~your little friend has a poisoned tongue~ is just a very unexpectedly serious sounding wording for some random normal#frat dude looking guy to say while casually chatting on a reality tv show in like 2008 or whenever that was filmed lol#5. FLUFFY CLOVERS!! I'd never seen them be furry and soft before?? inchresting..#6. Noodle sitting in bed with the cat figurines looming above him... the council of kittys...#7. McDonald's full breakfast platter + asparagus + strawberries & cream (also of course this is old and I am now boycotting mcdonalds etc)#i try to group the images somewhat consistently like.. winter stuff with winter stuff or summer stuff with summer stuff#but I have so many random pictrues floating around on my computer that I never post that sometimes some are not organized or just#thrown into a set because there's nowhere else for them. Like the pigeon picture is from like 3 years ago for example lol#8 & 9 - I think I've posted these before but I just find them very interesting looking flowers. whenever they happen to be blooming#I'll pick up a few when I'm out on walks or etc. ... poof ball looking things#photo diary
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