#and whoooo the hell am i kidding | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ashes-writing · 2 years

Note

Can I get your thoughts on what would have happened if Tommy H had been pulled into the upside down stuff with Steve? Maybe followed him the the Byers house in s1 to confront Steve, Nancy and Jonathan or maybe he and Steve made up in s2 and he got pulled into it with Dustin?

OH MY GOODNESS YES PLS PLS. SOMEONE FINALLY ASKED ME SOMETHING LIKE THIS. <3 #LIFEMADE.

Okay, buckle in, nonnie mouse this could get long and involved.

Okay, if I'm going to think about this, I'm going to go at it from him being pulled in during s2. I feel like if they'd have done it, it would've gone down something like this.. -under a readmore because it did indeed get long overexcited and v.v rambly. If it seems all over the place this is because I've been waiting for asks like this and like I'm so happy right now ahhhh.

FYI, you guys can totally ask me stuff like this about different characters/fandoms or Stranger Things / different characters, i don't mind at all. Literally any questions like this, I love these thank you sm for sending it.

Tommy follows Steve to Nancy's to apologize / argue his 'valid' point. So these two chucklefucks are arguing as they walk up the sidewalk, right? Tommy's already irritated because Steve's just NOT.FUCKIN.LISTENIN. Cue Dustin popping up. When he mentions the bat with nails, Tommy's got a brow raised like duuuude, the fuck is this kid on?

His reaction to hearing Dustin say that Dart's face opened up and ate his cat would've been like.. "Kid.." but then Dustin insists it's true, right? But Tommy, he's taking it with a grain of salt and continuing to fight with Steve. Now we're at the junkyard. Whoooo boy. When Steve tosses him a tire tool, he's like "It's a lizard, dude. The fuck do I need this for." but then, just when it's getting dark and the Demogorgons have them all cornered on the bus, Tommy's literally gonna pull a Rocco (Boondock Saints) "FUCK FUCK FUCK. THE HELL IS THIS SHIT? FUCK." and at first, he's freaking out, right? - I mean, shit... wouldn't you?

lowkey feel like Tommy would've just outright said that the Demogorgons look like buttholes with flower petals. He probably would've referred to them as 'flowered assholes' or smthing, idk i'm so excited rn that my brain is not functioning but I NEEDED THIS BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

But then he realizes that him and Steve are the only ones keeping these damn kids alive because everybody else is gone awol for whatever reason, so survival instinct kicks in. I think he lowkey enjoys his first Demogorgon kill and this joy is clouded by the fact that one rushes him and knocks him back a little but he gets up, swinging that damn tire tool Steve gave him earlier in the afternoon like he's Babe Ruth going through the home stretch of the Series. And when he gets good at swinging the tire tool and actually landing hits, he's like a kid in a candy store, "HEY STEVE IM SENDING IT!" to which Steve is like "This motherfucker." while shaking his head.

When Mike suggests doing something, he takes Mike's side and not Steve's, this comes with the hilarious end result of Steve and Tommy getting into it over why they should stay put as opposed to why they should do something right away. Tommy just wants to get rid of these damn things, at any costs, because they're big and slimy and they're getting on his last nerve. All mans wants to do is go home and shower demogorgon guts off of his freckled bod and like...wrap his head around what he's been through. But he does wind up agreeing with Steve, that the kids need to be kept safe, so they come to the compromise they wind up going with on the show (Where they all go together) and Tommy insists on keeping the stuff to make a molatov cocktail on his person but Steve snatches it. "You're not setting shit on fire, Tommy." "Yes, yes I am. If one of those... things.. comes near me, you or any of the kids, I am. Bet, dude."

They keep telling him to be quiet so more don't come but he literally can't. He cannot. This man would have gone fucking TOE.TO.FUCKING TOE. with those demogorgons and nobody will ever convince me otherwise. "Kill them. Kill them all with fire." <- probably his slogan.

We won't get me started on s3 when they all get taken hostage by Russians and the way I think Tommy would've been right there with Steve, helping him fuck 'em up. I feel like when he got out of the chair he would've found the one who put him in said chair and probably would've battered it over their heads or given 'em a whack to the lower back with it while Steve's fighting the other guard. When Dustin is proud and grinning "You won a fight!" Tommy's right there with the smart remark, "It's about fucking time, Harrington, holy shit." while he's wiping his bloody mouth and smirking.

BUT FIRST.. FIRST.. He sees Dustin coming in and he's happy like Steve is. Then Dustin tells them about the Russian conversation he overhead and Tommy's like, "Here we fuckin go." but he's bored, Hawkins is a cow-town so whenever Steve decides he's in, Tommy's like fuck it, Me here for good time, not long time. And he's in, he's ride or die. I feel like he tries to give them an alternate plan based on the layout of the mall itself and Steve's like... where'd you get the blueprints, Tommy? And Tommy's all like 👀 maaaybe I picked a lock to the mayors office, dude? and Steve is throwing up his hands like "You broke into Kline's office? Why..." to which Tommy replies, "You can't be trusted with directions to save your fucking life, Harrington. I'm telling you, if we have a blueprint, we know where to hide, where to take them by surprise ." He broaches the subject of fire and Steve is like "NO. NOPE AND NO." and Tommy pouts for ten minutes but then he's like okay, fuck it.

Or s4 when Steve goes to the bottom of Lovers Lake looking for a portal, Tommy dives in behind him. "This was my idea, Hagan, goddamn it." "Our dumb idea, Steve. Somebody has to make sure you don't fuck it up, buddy." "Me? What about YOU, Tommy?" "So uh... this portal... does it like... glow?" Tommy's about to touch it then these fucking dumbasses fight over it -whose going in and such...

Tommy involved with this would have been amazing, he's sarcastic and he speaks his mind, so his reactions alone would have been fucking gold. I feel like they could have done so damn much with Tommy -and Carol, tbh? If they'd just given them the chance to grow with Steve and become entrenched in the stuff Steve is battling without them. I long for something that has Steve going toe to toe with the Upside Down with Tommy and Carol as part of it, omgggg. Like.. Tell me the older teens wouldn't have collectively banded together by the end of it, I feel like they would have. They should have.

A side note, I feel like Steve / Tommy have a very funny banter-filled back and forth with each other, they'll be fighting and arguing one minute but agreeing and snarking at literally everyone else the next? So.. that's where a lot of the above comes from?

#tommy hagan #tommy h #thank you and bless you for this my lovely anon!#this truly made me happy to answer #sorry if it's jumbled and rambly... i just got excited bc i was lowkey hoping for all this to happen then it didn't so i was sad #then you sent me the ask and i got excited and word vomited it #i could have been more precise but i was excited.#so.. yeah.my word vomit.

6 notes · View notes

lemonlurkrr · 3 years

Text

@aureateart ok. My favourite parts of twilight princess (and some other random thoughts about TP sprinkled in there) taken from my monster TP word vomit google doc :

Link lmao

Ok but for real, I like this incarnation of Link :)

I love Ordon (it just seems like such a chill and cozy village)

ALSO love how easy it is to interpret Link as being a sort of older brother figure to the Ordon kiddos. It’s just,, super cute? AND GHHH nice nice good thanks nintendo for giving me characters to care about/characters that I can imagine Link caring about

He didn’t sign up for any of this (tbh, none of the Links really signed up for this jshdjsd). But I mean like, dude was just going to take a trip to castle town, drop a gift off for the royal family, and come back. But haHA oopsies he did get to castle town eventually but definitely not the way he expected hsjdhsd

He’s just a little dude?

AND FUCK. HE REALLY HAD NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE OF ORDON UNTIL ALL OF THAT

everything is new for the player AND Link

Midna

She’s cool :)

she really just

*teleports into your jail cell* hello whore.

I am no master at writing but AYYYY she do got a character arc!!!

She was actually pretty helpful sometimes, I ALWAYS checked in with her before turning to a game guide

Other NPCs

NICE

Love all of the TP character designs (ASHEI’S ARMOUR??? AOWOAOAOOAO)

Saving Zelda and all of Hyrule was important yea but thinking back maybe it was more like, the Ordonians and the kids were what was pushing Link to keep on going

I like the Resistance members :) Very video gamey of them to have one NPC assigned to each dungeon but hey!!! Kinda cool getting to see a little glimpse of each of em

Idk, it’s just fun to imagine Link popping into Telma’s bar after each dungeon and taking a little rest :) (or to celebrate? maybe just chat, idk, give this man some downtime!!)

Honestly it was just kind of nice that Link wasn’t entirely alone. I mean, I know Midna was there the whole time, but I am always for giving Link a big group of friends (see my love for hyrule warriors, age of calamity, and LU LMAO)

Hero’s shade, very very cool, kinda sad he died with regrets but HEY. He got to pass on his knowledge eventually

AND the connection to OoT?? AND assumed to be related by blood too????? GOOD SHIT

Ilia, I REALLY really wanted to like her (er, it’s not like I dislike her, she’s just,,, kinda there for me).

It definitely seems like Nintendo was pushing to make her the romantic interest, but GHHHHH they really threw that out of the window for me by having her lose her memories

I saw a text post a while ago that said it would have been interesting if Ilia was Link’s sister instead and YES!! That would have been cool too :0

Wish we got to know Zelda a little more

I feel like we barely know anything about her

Idk man, like I said earlier, I never really had any sort of drive to save Zelda during my playthroughs

She obviously knows Midna, so maybe if they gave us just a little bit more of that relationship I’d be more interested in her?

TP WORLD BUILDINGGGG

Botw has good world building too, but each race felt kinda,,, isolated? I absolutely love the different architecture and vibe each town has (and all the the weapons too) but ghhh yea everyone felt so separated. As far as I can remember, we don’t see tooo much of the races interacting with each other? Now that I’m typing that out maybe that’s to be expected because of the calamity but KLSJDKJFD ANYWAYS THIS IS ABOUT TP

The world feels nice and alive, love how populated everything is

Castle town I like castle town a lot, it feels dense and busy and I really like how you can’t talk to every NPC you see

Very cool very fun that we got to see the Gorons hanging out in multiple spots

kinda wish we got to see the Zoras a little more (I guess they are a bit limited since they need water but GHHHH the tp zoras are so prebby,,)

BUT HEY, I do remember seeing a zora or two hanging out in the hot springs around death mountain after beating the lakebed temple (I think, might have been a different dungeon)

but aaaa would have been nice to see them in at least a couple of other places. I think it would have really added to the “congrats Link!! You’re restoring peace to Hyrule” feeling you get from seeing the Gorons hanging out in Kakariko and Castle Town

ORDON

Love how chill it is and how it’s kind of separate from Hyrule proper

They really do seem to be doing their own thing apart from the rest of Hyrule

Just kinda adds onto the “he’s just a regular dude minding his own business” kind of vibes I get from TP Link

Also I like Ordona :)

THE LIGHT SPIRITS,,

Love their design

And love how they’re not exactly like a pure white?

Different spirit representing each aspect of the triforce my beloved

But yes hi I think Ordona is very cool

Who are you, how did you get here, which goddess do you represent? Do you even represent one of the three golden goddesses? Do the Ordonians know about you? Have any of them ever SEEN you??? Do they worship you? Does anybody even know about the existence of the light spirits?? FUCK so many questions but ghhh I like how they broke the status quo a bit by throwing in a fourth spirit :)

I feel like this one is kinda weird but I like that voice sample they used in the light spirit music. It’s spooky and pretty at the same time :)

cutscenes mmmmm

Ok ok, the spooky lanayru cutscene is very good

BUT THE “Link, Chosen Hero! Lend us the last of your power!” CUTSCENE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOVE IT SO MUCH

IT just

Idk man

It just hit different

I like the music

And seeing the light spirits swimming around in the light juice water whatever it is

Summoning the light arrows?

AND HHHHH “Lend us the last of your power!” THIS IS IT. This is the final battle.

Seeing Zelda bow down, and then Link putting his hand out 👌👌👌

Link: ok bud, let’s do this together :)

Connection to OoT (did I already mention this? Maybe., Whatever)

Very cool nintendo :)

I love seeing connections between all the diff zelda games.

Because like, on one hand, they’re all separate from each other because of yknow, individual hero stuff. BUT ALSO, they’re all connected because of the reincarnation stuff

Grrrr walking through the sacred grove and going “The Hero of Time walked around here a long time ago” FUCK THATS SO COOL

Is the Hero’s Shade watching me? What does he think of me? DIsappointed? Proud? The Hero of Time went through HELL so this timeline didn’t have to deal with any of the shit Ganon was gonna pull with the triforce, better not fuck this UP Link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Midlink is cute

Kinda hurts that she smashed the mirror but that was probably so Nintendo didn’t have to worry about people going “but what about the twili??????” for any of the other games LMAO

BUT ALSO LIKE SKJDKLJFJ There are some pretty massive plot holes in TP anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ whatever it’s fine we’ll just use this for angst because GOD do y’all like angst

So is Shadlink

Honestly don’t know where this ship came from but it’s cute so whatever

THE MUSIC??

Love Midna’s theme and how they referenced the dark world theme from ALttP (I remember trying to learn the dark world theme on the piano and doing the Leonardo DiCaprio point meme at the little jingle I recognized from Midna’s theme)

Hyrule field theme SLAPS.

Apparently references a couple of the other over-world themes from the previous zelda games (I got this from 8-bit Music theory’s video on the over-world zelda themes, he talks about TP at around 11:40 but def recommend watching the whole video if you’re into music analysis stuff)

So there’s this bit of the Hyrule Field theme, I don’t know the official name for it but I remember seeing somewhere it being called the “at an advantage theme” since yeah, you hear it during the boss music whenever you expose their weak points. FUCKINGGG LOVE THAT. Didn’t notice it during my first playthrough, but hearing it during my second was like a little easter egg for my ears every time :)

Midna’s lament is very pretty (and fun to play on the piano)

COURAGE THEME.

I didn’t care for it too much when I started playing the game but hearing it in ZREO’s arrangement of the Hyrule Field theme literally makes me turn into a puddle of emotions. Also hearing it around and of the Ordon kids (I think it plays after Link saves Colin) AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Orchestra piece #1 and #2 HOLY SHIT????????????????

Literally, the first time I listened to those I just,,,, plugged in my headphones, volume 100, layed on the floor/against my desk and silently vibed. I don’t know what the hell it is, but those two just fit so well with TP?? I still avoid listening to them nowadays cause if I DO I definitely will get overwhelmed with the “god I love this game so FUCKING MUCH” kind of feels.

Wolf link sucks at singing

the first time I heard him howling Zelda’s Lullaby I lost my shit because LKSJLDKSGLKJFSKG god that was.,, Bad. Anyways, hearing him howl some of the songs from OoT was cute :)

TP STAFF ROLL???

VERY GOOD. IT’s like 10 minutes long and GOD do I love every single second of it. It doesn’t have the same energy as the skyward sword staff roll or the orchestra pieces but GOD does it hit good??

Nice and calm after that big exciting adventure. Maybe it would have been more fun or emotional to have a higher energy piece but it was really nice getting to sit back and watch the camera fly around Hyrule. Seeing like, the Gorons and the Zoras having a good time, the kids returning to Ordon? GOOD SHIT.

and AAAAA that end, when you hear the main Zelda theme and see Link riding off out of Faron woods on Epona… good shit. It gets you thinking, where the hell is he going? What is he doing? Off ot do more adventuring? Going to help out the resistance or something? Going to help Zelda? Or maybe he’s trying to figure out a way to restore the mirror of twilight? Whoooo knows.

hhHHHHhhh it’s just that final reminder that YES!!! YOU JUST PLAYED A ZELDA GAME. JUST ANOTHER STORY APART OF THE WHOLE EPIC OF THE ZELDA SERIES AS A WHOLE

I also want to acknowledge the instrument/samples they used for all the twili stuff.

They’re all just so unique and contrast SO well with the rest of the TP OST. LIKE FUCK!! Anytime I hear the screech from the Twilit Kargarok? Sends a shiver down my spine. I associate those sounds SO strongly with the twili realm. (Like, the same way you associate the BSHEWW VVWWMMM sounds with light sabers)

I love it so god damn much

literally any time there’s a certain sound or motif associated with something I lose my shit

Sacred grove sacred grove sacred gro-

lovely lovely lovely so much fun playing that on the piano. AND again, I did the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme when I heard the theme from the lost woods come in GHHHHHHHH

shoutout to TP Faron Woods for helping me study and get through all of my schoolwork

BLEGUUHHH can you tell that I really love music?

and also yea I guess TP is kinda cool too :\

IF YOU READ ALL OF THAT THANKS I GUESS

#lemonspeakrr #LEMON SPEAKS 2K WORDS ABOUT TWILIGHT PRINCESS BECAUSE THEY ARE INSANE.

285 notes · View notes

superbdragoncollection-stuff · 4 years

Text

A Visual Reference guide to my thoughts through Wing it Like Witches

This is a visual guide of my reactions to Wing it Like Witches, written with notes I took during the episode that were typically stream of consciousness.

Okay, so we have another episode this week! Well, I wonder what they’re going to do. I mean some ships have been one-episode affairs and... Molly Ostertag helped write this one.

Let’s roll!

Scorpia?! Aw, no, never mind...

Sportsball? What’s sportsball?

HEY IT’S NOT SAD! LOTS OF US MAKE FRIENDS OUT OF-- Well, not plants...LOOK JUST BECAUSE SOME OF US TALK TO...COMPUTERS...AND VEHICLES...AGH

[GASP] AMITY WHOO! Wait what are you up to--?

“I used to be like you; obsessed with status, challenging my competition, but I grew up. When will you?”

Aww! I’m so proud!

Literal school spirits? I’m not sure how I feel about that.

“Gory Days” doesn’t phase me at all. I’m just wondering how many bodies she’s buried.

Wait a minute did she say cheating? Oh no this had better not be a cheating episode--

“Cheating isn’t anything to brag about. How do you know how good you are if all you do is cheat?”

...Luz that’s a good point.

“Well, can’t reason with crazy!”

Okay, Eda, King is right, that rat didn’t look healthy. CLEAN YOUR FRAKKING HAIR!

The spirit and Hooty should make friends sometime. Probably wouldn’t end well though...

“Over fifty years ago, the emperor appointed a head witch to each coven” WAIT DON’T TRAIL OFF I NEED BACKSTORY MAN!

Hey, who didn’t use movies as guides in high school?

Not food. NOT FOOD.

WAIT A MINUTE, WILLOW FEVER?! IS THAT PIECE A CHARM OR SOMETHING?! WILLOW SAY IT ISN’T SO

Oh, it’s just a bully.

[pulls out gun] NOBODY MAKES MY KIDS SAD. Where the heck’s the teacher?!

Well I mean it is the Boiling Isles...

WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE...THEY ACTUALLY HAD A TEACHER INVOLVED?! I can’t tell if he’s just trying to draw her attention or...ah nuts.

OH MY GOD A HIGH SCHOOL KID INVENTED A NEW SLUR?!

“She got away with murder? I can’t say I approve but I’m glad she’s trying new things!” Hey, up yours Back-to-the-Future-teacher! Unfortunately, this is actually being played in a realistic way. This is a problem some schools have, it’s not a movie cliche. I’ve heard reddit stories like this, with the popular kids, especially the sports kids, getting support and are allowed to get away with everything.

[GASP] WELL DEAR VIEWERS, THIS IS WHY WE’RE ALL HERE!

OH MY GOD AMITY IS BEING SO AWKWARD IT’S ADORABLE

“YES I CAN HELP!...With what exactly?” oh my god that’s adorable.

Luz gets close and Amity starts backing up oh my god!

Luz oh my god what the hell

Wait is Amity thinking the same thing I am or--

...okay good

Hm, what’s mom doing back at the house?

Hm, the 90s motive might actually hint that she’s been exploring earth for a while--

HOOTY GET OUT

WHAT THE YOTZ I WAS NOT EXPECTING HER SUBPLOT TO DO THIS

Okay that jacket looks really good on Eda. I like the contrast it adds. Also she was just mirroring her wanted poster pose.

Okay, what’s Lily got this time? Hah, look at Eda...

Oh my god they’re such siblings. I love how she’s just ignoring her.

[SPIT-TAKE] “--THE HELL DID SHE JUST SAY?! ‘The emperor has big plans for the isles’?!”

EDA LILY IS BEING GRUMPY AND PLOT RELEVANT

Oh no...memory? “Why can’t you remember me...?”

I do love how Eda is just doing things for the heck of it half the time.

It’s refreshing that the sport they’re good at isn’t stereotypically “feminine”, like it’s not cheerleading or something. It’s the regular sports stuff

WHAT THE FRELL?!

CANTALOUPE GUY SHUT UP

OH NO OH NO LUZ GENRE SAVVINESS CAN BE A CURSE WATCH OUT

“Me?” ...what.

“On...a team...with you?” WHAT.

“Running around in cute uniforms?” OH WOW

“Sweating?!” THEY WENT THERE?!

“...I gotta go!” THEY WENT THERE!

“So...how do we play this game?” Luz, you’re a girl after my own heart. This is my friends and I trying to decode sportsball.

Huh. how about that minefield. At this point I’m hardened. Nothing’s gonna surprise me now.

HAH! ROCKY

What. The frell.

“What happens in the montage stays in the montage!” OKAY OKAY

WHAT THE YOTZ IS KING WEARING AND HOW IS HE PULLING IT OFF

This is gonna end with one heck of a sibling fistfight.

“She’s one of the best friends I’ve ever had” oh, kid, that hits me hard.

OH GOD IS THIS KOHLII? I’M HAVING MASK OF LIGHT FLASHBACKS AAAAAAAAA

HOW’D SHE GET A DVD?! Hm the way she hesitates, and the fact that Gus tried to eat the DVD, I wonder if that means it's not a movie here

Hm, now leadership is an interesting thing, how do you know how far to push the people following you--?

AAAHH WHAT THE FRELL

SHE’S BLUSHING AND I LOVE BACKSTORIES TOO

“I know how to make it up to Willow.” [throws a grenade]

HOW MANY BODIES ARE BURIED HERE

“She can be so stupid...which i love…”

“I MEAN HATE” PFFF HAHAHAHAHAH

“Which is sweet…”

“AND I HATE IT. AND IT’S DUMB” OH MY GOD

Oh god that IV tower hurts.

What the frell. Welp, I have seen into the void.

EDA WHAT THE YOTZ?!

WHAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA

“I’ll be waiting.” UH...

WHOOOO!

WHAT SOCIAL LIFE?!

SHE’S LOOKING INTO HER EYES WHO’S TALLER OH MY GOD

DA FRAK FIRE MAGIC?! WHOO!

Well I thought there would be a fistfight. I didn’t think it would be between Amity and Boscha.

HOLY CRAP THEY SURVIVED WITHOUT ANY INJURIES...Hey where’s Amity-

THE WHAT

THE SNITCH?!

I mean wow yeah quidditch freaking sucks.

OH NO AMITY NO NO NO

“Are you sure you’re okay? I could help carry you if it really hurts…”

“HAHAHA I’M FINE! WHO’S AMITY?!”

Lesbian.exe has stopped working. Oh you poor girl.

“And scoop!” OH MY GOD

“Oh...wow...sports…”

SHE’S STILL HOLDING HER UP- NERD ARMS INDEED

Mom’s scoping out her daughter’s new girlfriend…

I am actually really enjoying how accurate of a high school experience this feels like. It feels a lot like my own. Minus the magic of course. This episode wasn’t as extreme of a Lumity overload as the last, but prom episodes are usually stuffed with that sort of thing. This episode was great nevertheless.

#THE OWL HOUSE #spoilers #wing it like witches #lumity #luz noceda #amity blight #screenshot #reactions

408 notes · View notes

aliennopossumm · 3 years

Text

It Will Come Back

Happy [late-] birthday @andromedaspace! I hope you’re having a good week!

Pairing: mutual pining Analogical, romantic Analogical at the end Warnings: homophobia, hurt/comfort, quite a lot of cursing, kissing, so much awkward silence Characters: Logan Sanders, Virgil Berry, Roman Smith Character notes: autistic nonbinary Logan [they/them], autistic trans Virgil [xe/xem], genderqueer acearo Roman [he/prince]

Fic summary: Logan had known Virgil for a while now, but when they start getting gay thoughts, they consult Roman to help

2,921 words 16,543 characters

you can also read this over on AO3

It had been about three or so months since Logan had met Virgil. Since their original run in with each other, the two had been hanging out quite a bit, not restricting themselves to just the forest they first met each other in. Unfortunately for Logan, xe did not go to their highschool, but was rather homeschooled; this didn't stop Virgil in any way, however. After a week of knowing them, xe started to wait outside the school gates for Logan, making a habit of walking them home. This day was not any different, Logan making their way out of a particularly uninteresting English lesson - it did lift their mood knowing Virgil would be waiting. They were one of the last one's out, looking around for xem. Anxiousness started to consume them, unable to see xem outside - did xe just leave them?

They frowned slightly, taking their phone out of their pocket to see if they had any message. Logan jumped a little when everything went dark, panicking slightly, before realising somebody was just covering their eyes.

"Guess whoooo?" Logan relaxed at Virgil's voice, gently removing xyr hands with their own.

"Hey Vee," they smiled, turning around, "I thought you had left."

"Nope, just this guy was talking to me. Think he was British?"

Logan's eyes widened slightly in realisation, "Roman?"

"Yeah! Prin was asking me about you," Virgil took Logan's hand, as xe usually did when they walked home together, "he sorta... gave me a shovel talk? The whole 'hurt them and I'll hurt you' schtick."

A whine escaped Logan's mouth, "I told prin specifically to not bother you. I'm sorry, Virge"

"Hey, it's okay, it's cute how much your friends care about you," xe chuckled softly, checking both directions before leading the two across the road. Logan blushed a small bit at the comment, going to speak again. They were cut off by a yell from a passing car, making the pair turn their heads. The engine was so loud, Logan couldn't make out what whoever was in the car said exactly, but they could make out the last few words.

"What are you, gay!?"

It was said with so much bitterness, so much hatred. Several conflicting feelings started to consume Logan - anger, sadness, a small tang of guilt. They looked at Virgil with a hard to make out expression, their mouth unable to mutter anything, but their mind screaming. It told them to run in the opposite direction, to yell at their friend, to apologise, to kiss Virgil. Why did they want to kiss Virgil?

A few seconds passed, both of them clearly uneasy. Virgil shifted xyr hand slightly, making it obvious xe was considering letting go. Xe spoke after a few more seconds of silence, "I'm sorry, L."

"'s fine," Logan refused to look at Virgil, rather staring at the interlocked hand. As much as their brain begged and screamed for them to let go, they didn't. It was nice, they felt loved for once.

The older one nodded, swallowing dryly and starting to walk again, "right, right. Let's just get you home, hm?" No more words were able to escape Logan's mouth, just nodding and gingerly following xem. To their mutual dislike, the next ten or so minutes were spent in complete awkward silence. Both opened their mouths to speak at a few points, but not a word was said from either of them. Neither pointed this out, eventually reaching the door of Logan's block of apartments.

The building seemed to loom over the pair of friends now, making Logan feel as if they were shrinking into a miniscule room with just Virgil, forced to be close. It was an uncomfortably claustrophobic feeling.

"I'll uh, I'll get going," Virgil finally said, "see ya."

"Bye," Logan mumbled, quickly letting go of xyr hand and making their way upstairs without looking back at xem. On most occasions, Virgil would walk them to the front door, and xe would then call them on xyr way back to their own home. None of this happened though, sulking their way into the kitchen. Anxiously, Logan peered out the window to see where Virgil was - it did make them feel a bit creepy for doing so, but they were worried. Xe ended up making uncomfortable eye contact, the two immediately breaking it once they had noticed. As if their world was falling to pieces, which is what it felt like, Logan poured themselves a glass of cold water and hurriedly walked to their own room. It was quiet. Virgil wasn't being called, their parents weren't home, the AC was turned off. It was quiet.

Too quiet. Logan hated it, reaching their room and shutting the door with their foot. Everything in their brain yelled at them to just slump onto the floor with their back against the door, but they decided against it. They hung up their bag, walking to their bed and taking several long gulps of water. It was cold, numbing their teeth slightly. Iciness rushed to their brain, resulting in a groan and a small pampth where they fell onto their back and shifted so they laid on their pillow. Everything was fine until those kids. They harshly blinked a few times before staring at the green stars, planets and moon that were stuck above their bed, reaching out gently. Logan "grabbed" the moon next to the Earth with their hand, closing it into a fist as they were holding it. Nothing else changed, the room staying still. It couldn't have been more than a minute before their arm started to become tired, letting out a built up sigh and letting their arm flop next to them on the bed. The moon reminded them of Virgil. In an, only somewhat successful, attempt of getting their mind off their friend, they started to count the plastic stars.

Twenty six... twenty seven... twenty nine- wait, shit, they messed up. Logan groaned loudly, rolling onto their side. Nothing could make them stop thinking. With thoughts still buzzing, they wiggled out of the dark jacket they were wearing, taking their phone into their hand before throwing the clothing onto the floor. On most days, they'd be extremely strict with themself about keeping their room clean, but at this point, they had no energy to care. The phone was unlocked, showing the background - a selfie Virgil took of xem and Logan. It had a corny SnapChat filter on top of it, a black bar at the bottom with white text reading 'my nerd <4'. Great, now they were overthinking if there was any hidden context to that. Yet again, they sighed, opening their contacts and scrolling to the bottom. Logan's thumb hovered over the contact name 'Virge<3' for several seconds, before scrolling up an embarrassing amount from the V contact page to the R contact page. They hesitantly clicked on the contact name 'Ro 👑’, sitting up and leaning their back against their headboard.

Ring ring. "C'mon, Ro, pick up," Logan mumbled impatiently," ring ring, "c'mon, please..." ring ri-

"Yellow?" Roman's voice came from the other side, the soft sound of Mitski in the background.

"Roman, I think I've fucked up."

"You, fucking up?" Roman was heard sitting up, "that's a change. What happened?"

"Virge and I were walking from school and... and it was fine, until this group of kids sped past us in their shitty car. They said some shit and we ended up walking home in silence," they groaned loudly, "xe didn't even call me after xe left, just... walked away."

"What did they say, Lo?" The younger's voice was much softer now, the background music turned down so prin could listen better.

"We were holding hands and they-" Logan swallowed dryly, slipping down the headboard, "they yelled 'what are you, gay?'. I can't stop thinking about it."

"They just saw two masculine presenting people being close friends and jumped to conclusions. Plus, you two are gay, just not for eachother."

"I- I guess, but now I'm just confused," Logan laid back down onto their back, "my brain was yelling at me to do so many things at once. To run away, or yell at xem, or kiss xem, or say sorry-"

"To kiss xem?" Roman repeated, a chuckle at the bottom of his throat, "I think you may be slightly gay for xem."

Logan groaned, "I'm not." They looked away from the direction of the phone, despite the fact Roman could not see them. "At least, I don't think I am," they mumbled the last part quietly.

"Logan," prin was heard shuffling on his bed, sounding as though he sat up, "what made you concerned? What those assholes said, or the small chance you may be in love with Vee?"

They didn't reply for a few seconds, taking several deep breaths. Logan shifted uncomfortably, "I actually... think it's more of the second option. I... the other thoughts didn't even really bother me, because I know I wouldn't run from xem or yell at them. But I know I would happily apologise and-" they bit their lip, "and I would... happily... kiss xem..."

"I'm glad I gave xem the shovel talk now," Roman chuckled softly, "listen, do you want my shitty aro advice, or do you want to suffer with whatever your feelings are?"

Logan let out another mix of a sigh and a groan, "sure. Something is better than nothing."

"Tell xem - listen, before you go on a rant about how you can't," Logan shut their mouth which they did open in protest, "tell xem how you feel. This isn't the first time you've had these gay feelings for xem, is it? You like holding xyr hand, spending time with xem. Hell, you've called the time you spent in the forest with xem 'dates'! On multiple occasions. It's clear you like xem - it may not be romantic, but you like xem so fucking much. You were both outcasts, weren't you?"

Logan took a shaky breath, processing all the information they were just told. They blinked once or twice, "yeah, neither of us really had... many friends when we met. Virge was homeschooled and I only really knew you and Patt at this point."

"You have a genuine connection, everyone can tell that - even the fucks who taunted you. You love xem, and xe loves you. Your feelings are the reason you enjoy being physical, loving to just be in each other's company; why you had such a knee-jerk reaction to the thought of kissing xem. You probably had similar thoughts before, haven’t you?" Roman silently waited for them to reply.

Thinking back through the month's they had known xem, Logan realised the answer was yes. They mumbled the response quietly, and prin did hear it.

"But you're thinking so hard into this because for once, somebody else recognised this. Those kids... they mocked you for potentionally liking xem, they made you realise that you may actually be gay for xem. You've always seen xem as attractive, haven't you?"

Their world seemed as if it was shrinking in on themselves at the realisation, but was able to squeeze out a few more words, "yeah, since... since the moment we met. Even though xe was teasing me when I first saw xem, it... I appreciated how attractive they were. Fuck."

"You alright?" Roman's tone shifted - it was no longer their serious and lecture-esque voice, but soft. It sounded, as Logan liked to put it due to being an only child, like a protective brother's voice.

"I think so? Thank you, Ro, so much," Logan let out a small, happy noise, "I should text xem."

"Yeah," it was almost as if Roman's smile could be felt from the other side of the phone, "yeah, you should. Good luck, Lo-gay."

"I told you to stop calling me that," they ruffled their own hair, a habit they had picked up from both Virgil and Roman, "thank you, Ro, really. Bye, I love you."

"I love you toooo~” Roman sang the last word, "farewell!"

Once the call was over, the room went back into being too quiet, too cold. They lowered the phone from their ear, looking at the screen; underneath Roman's contact name was the call time - almost fifteen minutes. That conversation lasted for that long? Attempting to ignore everything else that was currently happening at the moment, pressing the back button and scrolling to Virgil's name in their contacts. At first, they were going to just call xem to ask, but opted to just texting. Logan bit their lip, anxiously writing out a message in an attempt to follow Roman's advice. Triple checking the message, though it felt as they read it back over a thousand times, they finally hit send on the message.

'Hey, Virge, I'm so incredibly sorry for the walk home today. I just froze up. Can we meet up at the place we first met to talk?'

They closed the texting window, looking back up to the ceiling stars. Nothing in them was really expecting Virgil to be that happy to talk to them again after what had happened, so you could imagine their shock when the phone almost immediately chimed. Logan pulled the phone to their face, clicking on the notification from Virgil, to their surprise.

'itz alr , l , promis . not mad ! u mean by the lake? cus if so , i ' ll see you ther in uhhh'

'10 minz?'

As usual, xyr typing ended up comforting Logan. They smiled sadly at the message, starting to sit up as they wrote a reply.

'Yeah, the lake! I’ll see you soon, Virge?'

‘ yea yea ‘

'<4'

For no particular reason, the difference of how Virgil typed emoticon hearts made Logan feel all bubbly inside. A green bag was slung over their shoulder - the bag which contained all their forest-exploring gear. Anxiety still consumed them for the most part, but knowledge that Virgil was safe and wasn't mad soothed them. Knowledge seemed to comfort them often, slipping on some black Doc Martens. The phone was gently placed into their pocket, leaning down and lacing the shoes up. They took a large, deep breath and left the apartment, humming to themselves to divert any nervous thoughts from their mind. Warmth covered their body almost as soon as they stepped outside their block of apartments, making their way towards the forest.

It didn't take long for them to reach the still lake, noticing Virgil sitting in the same place where they first met. Logan swallowed dryly, sitting opposite to them and leaning against their favourite moss-covered rock. They didn't want to have the first word.

"I'm sorry, L," Virgil repeated their same statement from a while earlier, "I should've broken the silence and said something more."

"It's okay, it wasn't either of our faults. I-" they refused to make eye contact, "I spoke to Roman about what happened."

"What did he say?" xe gently took one of their hands. Logan didn't reply, not holding Virgil's hand but not pulling away either. "L, what did he say?"

"He comforted me and made... made me think about shit."

"Think about what?" Virgil's voice was gentle, rubbing xyr thumb over Logan's hand gently.

"I wanted to kiss you."

"Oh."

"Sorry," it was the only thing they could think of. Truthfully they didn't know why they were apologising, or what exactly for. Virgil didn't visibly look uncomfortable. Were they apologising for having queer thoughts?

"Don't be," xe never stopped stroking their hand, looking down at it and processing what xe was just told.

"I still want to kiss you."

"Oh," Virgil repeated, but still didn't stop. Nothing Logan did could make xem stop attempting to calm them. "I, just- why?"

"Because you're... you. You're fun, and kind, and cheer me up," Logan's voice slowly grew more confident with each word, "you always make me smile and I enjoy the time we spend together. You're pretty, and a bit sarcastic, but still so loving and- and you're Virgil. I love you because you are Virgil."

Xe didn't reply for several seconds; Logan held their breath, going to apologise before getting cut off by xem.

"Kiss me, idiot."

Logan flushed slightly, the stars in their eyes. They gently leaned closer, softly kissing xem. It wasn't the best kiss in the world - neither of them having that much experience. Even so, it was tender and love-filled, Virgil pulling back after a few seconds. Xe breathed out deeply, chuckling when xe noticed how Logan now had slightly black stained lips.

"Shit, I-" xe smiled, "kissing before marriage?" Virgil gently smudged the transferred lipstick around their mouth with a thumb. "So..."

"I liked that," said Logan, leaning into xyr hand, "I like you."

"So much you want me as your boyfriend?" It was slightly jokingly, but truthfully it was the only thing xe wanted at that moment.

Logan paused, kissing xyr nose, "please?"

Virgil chuckled, peppering kisses on their face, "of course. I love you, nerd."

"I love you too."

Logan leaned their head on xyr shoulder, smiling widely. They'll be okay.

#sorry if the formatting is weird #virgil writez #fic #fanfic #writing #fanfiction #analogical fanfic #analogical #roman sanders #logan sanders #homophobia tw #hurt/comfort #awkward silence #virgil sanders #andromedaspace #🌌my moon my sun and all my stars #probably more tags l9r #8r #you know what i mean my |<3yboard is br3a|<ing

15 notes · View notes

tweedstoat · 3 years

Text

I was tagged by @renlybaratheon-tyrell - thanks very much!!!

Name: [REDACTED] Im going to follow my teenage dreams and pick a cool pseudonym for myself and tell everyone they can call me Jordan after my favourite character in the Great Gatsby

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Leo

Height: 5′2 on a good day when im not slouching

Birthday: [ACTUALLY REDACTED]

Favorite bands: Ummmm im very bad with following bands and i have a weird taste in music but currently BTS, Matt and Kim, Rage against the Machine, Blackpink

Favorite Solo Artists: Megan thee Stallion, Flume, Dolly Parton, Tom Jones

Song stuck in my head: Boy in Luv by BTS ft Halsey

Last Movie: Alfred Hitchcock version of Rebecca. Now im thinking i should definitley check out the new one purely because of the Armie Hammer cannibalism rumors

Last show: Alice in Borderland on Netflix! Everyone go watch it!

When did I create this blog: Last year around November i believe

What do I post: Asoiaf, asoiaf memes, writing memes, references for my writing, general stuff i like. I try to keep it mainly asoiaf but im too impulsive.

Other blogs: My personal blog which ive had since 2012. Im so attached to it i feel like ill still be on that thing at 80

Do I get asks: Yes and I enjoy talking to you guys! I am always down for asks and messages

Why I chose this url: Its the same name as my Ao3 account. I chose that name because i love tweed clothes and i was thinking of tweed coats. And then i was thinking of Roslin Frey who was one of my fav minor characters in the books and how people called the Frey girls “stoats” and Tweedstoat was born!

Following: 175

Followers: I just hit 100 today so whoooo!!

Average hours of sleep: 6 right now because its uni crunch time.

Lucky number: 7, 13 because they were the first numbers i could think of

Instruments: I played the violin a little bit as a kid and i want to attend lessons and learn it properly when university is over because it was so fun

What I’m currently wearing: Yoga pants and a rugby top.

Dream job: Somewhere chill where i like my coworkers and actually help people. A desk job becuase i like being inside.

Dream trip: Going to Iceland and seeing them bake bread in the ground. Its called Rúgbrauð and they put rye bread in these wooden casks and then bury them near a hot spring and wait for the magic to happen. I wanna go to Iceland and taste it!

Favorite food: Mac n Cheese, any indian street food but shout out to pani puri specifically, ramen, thai curries, banh mi rolls.

Nationality: Indian

Favorite song: Currently its Delilah by Tom Jones but

Last book I read: ‘Mediation theory and practice’ lmao

Top three fictional universes I’d like to live in: Yeah my favourite fictional universes are pretty much all dangerous as hell. Definitley not asoiaf. Maybe the HP universe after they defeat voldemort. I would like to live in the shire because i too am short and love second breakfast. I literally cant think of anything else rip. maybe the cool telepathic advanced society they escape to in the chrysalids? Not sure if you guys have read that last one tho so that may be a bit niche

Im tagging @princesselaena @spaceandbones @doubleicon @babygoestozspace if they would like to do it!

#anyways jordan was totally gay and in love with daisy who is with me #picking a psudonym for myself was so hard i was giving myself like 15 names because i couldnt pick one #real catholic hours tonight i now understand why we have so many names its cause our parents couldnt decide

10 notes · View notes

yenni19 · 3 years

Text

Chapter 7

They arrive at the paintball areana, Kakashi is there giving a speech

Kakashi: welcome to the ninth annual paintball extravaganza...where every summer we ask the neighboring nations come together to have a friendly battle of a paintball. We are delighted have this event due to the ninth hokage who started this tradition on a friendly game of tag. While developing into a yearly tournament of people tagging themselves out with paint by thier opponent. Now the rules....there will no use of any jutszu of any kind....the only weapon at your disposal is the paintball guns along with three cases of paintballs. If you come in contact with a paintball your out...if you cheat your team along with yourself you are disqualified....remember have fun this is only a game to commemorate the ninth hokage's tradition....have fun and get into your starting lines...we comence in three minutes

Kawaki: where the hell is our starting point

Akamari: since it's yours and Sarutobi's first time I'll show you

She walks them to the starting spot where the group flag is located

Kawaki: really we are into the far left...away from the groups

Boruto: it gives a cover when we enter the forest...so our opponents don't know where we are

Itachi: and its easier to stalk those who are inexperienced

Minato: why do you think they have it set up this way

Sarutobi(to Kawaki): ready to have fun dad?

Kawaki(smiling): yeah son I'm ready

The team hears the bell and they run off into the forest to take cover, team seven finds a large trunk to hide in

Boruto: ok we wait here...

Kawaki(irritated): the hell with waiting...are we not suppose to pebble people with our guns

Boruto(amused): kawaki....its paintball...

Suddenly they hear three teammates out already....and hear 'fireball' chanting in the stands

Boruto(smiles): guess she got ahead of the game

Announcer: fireball is at it in the first minute of the game...taking out three teammates at once...what a show performer.....she must love her fans!

Kawaki(shocked): wow...that crazy chick is Akamari....is she really that fast?

Boruto: told you....she's not called fireball for nothing...she's the real deal you know

Kawaki(hearing a branch break): get down...I heard someone

All three of them are low on the ground...a green member steps out into view, Boruto takes the shot and he's out, they run from the trunk and head into the trees trying to see the birds eye view, suddenly the announcer comes on the speaker

Announcer: wow....what a match....Zerubi was cornered until one of his teammates shot four of the purple team....what a show it is I tell you

Boruto(realizing): we need to move Zerubi is either finding us or Akamari and the boys....but most likely Akamari

Once they are in ground view Boruto sees a white opponent, he shoots first and the kid from the white team is out

Boruto: got him....oh no..

Suddenly the white team ambushes him...but Sarutobi shoots them all before getting to Boruto

Announcer: what's this a new rookie has joined the scene....a Sarutobi I presume...just shot the rest of the white team....this tournament is getting good folks!

Kawaki(slaping him on the back): that was amazing son....

Boruto(shocked): where did you learn to aim....

Sarutobi: I practice on shooting games....at the arcade

Boruto: well....we are gonna need you....

Announcer: what is this.....two teams are already out....blue and red....and by the twins Itachi and Minato....what a show folks...its getting good

Boruto(to Kawaki): well that just leaves three of the green team, Zerubis which is the black team, team 12 which is gray, and us

-----------‐----‐----------‐--

Back at the stands the Uchias and Uzumakis are watching the show go down on the big screen

Sauske: So this is the so called extravaganza?

Naruto: come on Sauske...cheeer on for your granddaughter...she's the best when it comes to playing games

Hinata(pointing): look it's Akamari...she looks cornered...by the gray team!

Announcer: what's this....fireball is surrounded by all five of the gray team....what will she do...and how will she get out of it.....

The gray team starts to shoot she jumps in the air doing a halfway summersault and spins taking out all five teammates

Sakura and Naruto(sreaming): yeah that's our kid....go Akamari....whoooo!

Announcer: well her name goes with her game....fireball is at it again taking out all five teammates at once...you can hear the fanclub chant her name in the stands

Fanclub: fireball....fireball.....fireball

Sauske(embarrassed): now I know where Akamari gets her competitive side....and I'm regretting it already

Hinata: at least it's in good fun...right Sauske

Sauske(gloomy): I guess...if it's for fun

Suddenly Kawaki and Boruto show up to sit in the stands along with them

Naruto: what happened to you two...?

Boruto and Kawaki: paint bomb....don't ask how...

Hinata: and Sarutobi...where is he...

Boruto: still in the arena with Akamari and the twins...Kawaki pushed him out of the way and we got ambushed by the green team

Kawaki(angry): stupid teenagers...well at least I got even...

Boruto(irritated): shooting them with paintballs mercilessly after we were out is not how you play the game....

Kawaki(smiling): well....at least they learned thier lesson

Boruto(screaming): you injured one of thier players....because of you we are banned from playing....ever!

Sauske: wow...he really did that?

Boruto: yes....and Kakashi officially banned us from playing.....ever again

Naruto(smaking his forehead): when it comes to playing fair....Kawaki was not that fond of losing

Kawaki(arms crossed): never will be either....

Boruto(irritated): just when we were having fun...you ruin it for us....from now on stick to board games will you

Kawaki(pointing): look it's my son...and the green team...

Sarutobi sneaks up on the green team one by one and takes them all out

Announcer: what a good tactic by Sarutobi folks...he successfully singlehandedly took out the green team

Kawaki(smiling): at least he holds down the fort....

Naruto: not bad for a first timer...

Hinata: at least he's ok....

Boruto: show off...

Sauske: this game is pointless...if Akamari is playing it...

After an hour, only three stand Sarutobi, Akamari, and Zerubi

Hinata: look...Akamari and Zerubi are facing off....but where's Sarutobi...

The twins(after losing): look dad there!

Boruto(smacking his chest): Kawaki look....!

They see from the camera that Sarutobi is hiding above the tree, three feet from Akamari, he is waiting for her cue to fire

Announcer: this is the climax folks...we are at the edge of our seats, who will win....Zerubi or fireball...its a face off like never before

Zerubi(on the screen): give up you have no chance...

Akamari(on the screen): really now...you sure?

Zarubi..shoots at Akamari...making her lose

Zarubi(laughing): finally I won...I won...

Suddenly two paintballs strike Zarubi out from the trees

Zarubi(angry): that's impossible...who shot me!

Sarutobi(jumping from the trees): rule number one- don't underestimate your opponent

Announcer(shocked): this is impossible...for the first time...in three years...we have a new champion...(assistant handing the card to the announcer) this year champion is Sarutobi Madra

Kawaki(getting up and screaming): yeah...my boy did it...whooo....he did it!

The crowd starts clapping as they announce the new winner and they hand him his trophy as the reporters take pictures. The Uchias, Uzumakis and Kawaki go to the stage to congratulate him

Sakura(hugging Sarutobi): you did wonderful...good job dear

Sauske(patting him on the shoulder): that's was unexpected...but a least someone else besides Akamari won....

The twins: yeah you should see the fanclubs...they are devastated they both lost

Sarutobi(confused): fanclubs?....

Then he notices both groups crying over thier best champions

Kawaki(hugging Sarutobi): I'm glad you won...and...did you have a good time?

Sarutobi(hugging his dad): the best...and I'm glad to have spent it with you

Kawaki(smiling): yeah so am I...

Boruto: hey where's Akamari...our fireball..?

They see her talking to her fans, suddenly Koji approaches her...she gets excited as Koji hands her a letter. She reads it and is disappointed while giving him back the letter. Koji grabs her arm and she yanks free from him yelling at Koji. He stops her to explain, she pushes him and runs off crying kicking over a trash can

Sakura(angry): I'm gonna gonna beat him with a pole when he gets home....its the second time he does this to her....

Sauske(sighs): he's not coming is he dear....this is the second year without her father.....and her sister

Hinata: she just video chatted him the other day asking him to come to her birthday since she'll be leaving in November....he said he'll see

Naruto: she always puts on a brave face...guess this time it's different...she just couldn't take another disappointment

Kawaki: wait two years....

Naruto: yeah when Souske left her here she was twelve....she hasn't seen her dad or sister since then

#fan fic related #anime

1 note · View note

devilsrecreation · 3 years

Text

Thoughts on Muppet Fairy Tales part 4: (last one)

Bella Thorn, the Sleeping Beauty:

Yes, I know it’s a story, but the fact that Big Mean Carl is married to Mean Mama is hilarious to me, since I hc him as aro/ace (how can he not be?)

WHY IS WALLEYE PIKE HERE?!?!😂😂😂 AS IN THE MUPPIRATE, THE BACKGROUND CHARACTER! MY FISH BOY IS IN THIS STORY? WHY?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Also I read Walleye’s rhyming prophesy in his voice and I’m proud of it

And he gets eaten....big surprise

Just sitting here how a monster and a bunny-bear hybrid thing could create a rat (which is our girl, Yolanda btw!)

What the fu-Camilla is Maleficent?....ok...giving Piggy a break

I love how Camilla’s yelling (squawking) just confused everybody

#goodparenting by Carl. Makes me wonder how good he is with kids irl

“as young Yolanda grew up, for she turned out to be modest, good-natured, and an excellent gnawer, and everyone who saw her was bound to fall for her”-cuz she a QUEEN

Apparently, Yolanda is having a quinceñera....I had no idea she was Hispanic (prolly not)

So...Camilla let Yolanda prick her finger and it says here that she “let loose a creepy cackle and disappeared”.....how the hell does a chicken cackle? What does that sound like?

WHOOO! STRANGEPORK IS MENTIONED IN THE STORY LET’S GOOOO

ANOTHER WHOOOO! RIZZO’S HERE!

Ooh yay! Fozzie’s in here!

I wonder how Carl really felt about spooning with Mean Mama? He probably hated every minute of it

Aaand just like the others, they get married after knowing each other for two seconds

Clueless Trades a Turtle:

The fact that Clueless has his own story, man. He deserves this moment

I know Clueless is lazy, but he’s getting tired of taking out his turtle?....IT’S A TURTLE

Me, after reading Clueless is gonna marry his neighbor, Dorothy: Lmao look at Clueless pretending to be straight

“She was the type that’d stand near a ketchup bottle and wait for an earthquake”-BRUH😂😂😂

“Those two turtles disturb our best sleep every morning with their inaudible movements and inconvenient need to eat”-honestly, Dorothy just hates turtles

Oh god no. Animal and Clueless are in the same story....this can’t go well

*after reading that Animal’s clearly gonna eat the turtles and Clueless trades them anyway* OH NO I WAS RIGHT

“Husband, chill”-I dunno why, but I like that phrase. It’s the same as “Honey, calm the f down”

Clueless be turning into Zoot at the end of the story. Fell asleep in seconds

No turtles were harmed in the making of this story.....I hope

Pepe and Polly:

The illustration to this one looks VERY promising....cuz I see three of my fav muppets

Of course Waldorf and Statler are in here. Of course! Who else as the parents in this story

“We’re not eating our kids. This isn’t Game of Thrones...”- *WHEEZE*

Damn Waldorf. You’re so dark

According to Waldorf, Pepe misbehaves like crazy (facts) and Polly is apparently the stupid one (excuse you, Polly’s smart)

Also, since Pepe “gets paddled more than a canoe”, why am I imagining he’d like it?

“I dunno. He kinda grows on you”

“So do warts”

And this is why I love W and S. SAVAGE

I like how Statler has some consious and cares for Pepe and Polly. It’s sweet

Awww. Now I’m picturing Polly giving himself a self-pity hug🥺🥺🥺🥺

Ah, the classic insult. “You failed at raising a Tomagachi, how the hell are you gonna take care of a pet?”

Waldorf, you suck at excuses

“Polly always wanted a cracker”—No kidding, sherlock

OBJECTION! In this story, Polly says he lost his other claw while spinning a wheel on the game show “The Price Is Right”, but in the encyclopedia, Polly lost his other claw in a fight. SO HIS TESTIMONY IS FALSE! (I’ve been watching too much Ace Attorney)

Sam is in here? Okay. Makes sense. He IS a bird

There is a vending machine in the forest.....okay

DEADLY’S IN ANOTHER STORY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WHOOOOHOOO! I mean, he’s the witch, but SCREW IT!

I love how crackers are Polly’s weakness. The minute someone mentions “cracker”, he’s in

“I’m going to have to cook?!?”- Mood

Polly knew Deadly’s British but gumbo (which Deadly’s planning to make using Pepe) is Cajun. See? What a smart boy!

Of course Pepe used the candy cane as his finger (tail) method! Cuz he clever

DEADLY SINGING “Les Poisson” IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!

👏👏👏👏Polly, once again, shows he’s smarter than W and S say he is! Poor Deadly, though

Polly is honestly such a mood in this book

Pretty cool that Sam came back for these two!

Aww, how nice! They’re getting revenge on those geezers by buying their own place and making noise!

Ah, poor Deadly....again. But hey! Nice reference to the other book he was in!

Overall, my favorite story in here! And interesting seeing them as friends when I hc they’re really rivals

#damn long post #the muppets

2 notes · View notes

osakaso5 · 5 years

Text

IDOLiSH7 End Of Year Story 2018: Friends Scene!

A Peaceful Intermission Part 1: Friends Scene!

Part 2

Staff: Good work! We're all done!

Mitsuki Izumi: Good work!

Yamato Nikaido: Good work.

Nagi Rokuya: Good work! OH! What is wrong with Tamaki? He is still sitting down.

Sogo Osaka: It seems he fell asleep while we were on standby. I was wondering why he was being so quiet... Tamaki-kun, Tamaki-kun.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Snooze...

Sogo Osaka: This is bad... Everyone, go on ahead. I'll carry him after you.

Yamato Nikaido: No way.

Mitsuki Izumi: You can't carry someone of Tamaki's size.

Sogo Osaka: It's easier than you'd think. Tamaki-kun's center of gravity is right here around his shoulder and back, so if I prop him up from there and walk, his right leg will move on its own...

Nagi Rokuya: Hm... You talk like a mechanic.

Riku Nanase: Good job, everyone!

Nagi Rokuya: OH! Riku, Iori.

Iori Izumi: Good work. Is Yotsuba-san not waking up?

Sogo Osaka: That's right... How do you help him move around when he's like this at school?

Iori Izumi: I just leave him be.

Riku Nanase: Leave this to me! Ta-ma-ki! Wake up!

Riku Nanase: If we don't hurry back, we won't be able to go on a shrine visit!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Shrine visit...

Mitsuki Izumi: Ah, he's awake.

Tamaki Yotsuba: I went to a shrine.

Riku Nanase: Huh!? All by yourself? But we said we'd all go together!

Tamaki Yotsuba: No. Just now. In my dream.

Riku Nanase: Oh, in your dream. In that case, it's OK!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Yay!

Yamato Nikaido: What is this conversation... Come on, let's go.

Tamaki Yotsuba: What about the shoot?

Sogo Osaka: The others are done with their shoots, too.

Iori Izumi: You must've missed it, since you were asleep. Nanase-san's first...

Riku Nanase: You don't have to tell him!

Tamaki Yotsuba: His first what?

Iori Izumi: You'll see when the show is broadcast.

Tamaki Yotsuba: I wanna know!

Riku Nanase: Do you think they'll keep it in?

Iori Izumi: They definitely will.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Huh? What is it!?

Nagi Rokuya: Riku tripped over his own feet.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Ah, so the usual.

Iori Izumi: The usual, indeed.

Riku Nanase: It's not usual!

Tamaki Yotsuba: But it was his first fall of the year, right? We should celebrate it.

Iori Izumi: Should we really?

Tamaki Yotsuba: Rikkun, happy New Year!

Riku Nanase: Huh? Happy New Year!

Mitsuki Izumi: Ahaha. How many times are you gonna keep wishing each other a happy New Year? You've been doing it since morning.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Until I'm no longer in the New Year's spirit!

Sogo Osaka: We finally have the time to be able to visit a shrine together.

Nagi Rokuya: OH! I cannot wait for our first shrine visit of the year! The lion dance, the fortune slips, the temple festival, offering our prayers!

Mitsuki Izumi: It's already pretty late, so I don't think we'll get to see the lion dance or go to a temple festival, though?

Nagi Rokuya: OH! My New Year's spirit will not be sated until I see the lion dance and a temple festival!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Same here!

Riku Nanase: Mine neither, I guess!?

Iori Izumi: Please stop complaining over such strange things.

Yamato Nikaido: But we can still draw fortunes and pray at the shrine, can't we? We'll just stand out if we go during the day.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Huh...

Sogo Osaka: We can't go to a temple festival, but we can buy takoyaki from the store on our way back. As long as you get to eat it, does it really matter where it came from?

Tamaki Yotsuba: You don't get it, So-chan!

Nagi Rokuya: OH... I wanted to see the lion dance...

Riku Nanase: Nagi, I can show you a lion dance!

Nagi Rokuya: OH! But how...

Riku Nanase: Look! Lion dance!

Iori Izumi: Uhiyaaagh!?

Iori Izumi: What are you doing, Nanase-san!? Don't cling to my back like that!

Riku Nanase: Iori, do the mouth part of the lion dance! Flap your arms, and try to bit Nagi's head with them. He'll get a blessing that way!

Iori Izumi: Nanase-san! You're always too sudden to do these things!

Riku Nanase: Dear Iori Izumi. Please do the mouth part for our lion dance. Sincerely, Riku Nanase. Happy New Year.

Iori Izumi: Saying it slowly a second time won't do you any good! I will not participate in anything so childish. Now, get off me.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Iorin, stop complaining over strange stuff.

Iori Izumi: My complaints are perfectly reasonable!

Mitsuki Izumi: Ahaha! In that case, I'll do the head part! Iori, get behind me!

Iori Izumi: What...

Mitsuki Izumi: Come on!

Iori Izumi: A-alright... Well then, here I go, Nii-san.

Iori Izumi: .........

Mitsuki Izumi: Are you holding on?

Iori Izumi: I am!

Mitsuki Izumi: Okay!

Mitsuki Izumi: Look, Nagi! It's the lion dance~!

Nagi Rokuya: OH! The lion dance is here! Hey, c'mon! Lion dance!

Mitsuki Izumi: Any crying kids here~?

Nagi Rokuya: No! Don't cry! Keep smiling!

Yamato Nikaido: Isn't this starting to get mixed up with some other dance (1)..?

Iori Izumi: N-Nii-san, you're skipping around too much...

Riku Nanase: Ahaha! Mitsuki's lion dances a lot!

Staff: Ahaha! IDOLiSH7 is doing something again!

Staff: They're so cheerful. Even when the cameras aren't rolling, they're always having fun.

Mitsuki Izumi: Come, Nagi! Gimme your head so I can chomp down on it real good!

Nagi Rokuya: But my head is already right here? You may bite me whenever you wish.

Mitsuki Izumi: I mean lower it!

Nagi Rokuya: OH! Sorry!

Mitsuki Izumi: Roooar!!

Nagi Rokuya: WHOOOO! I was bitten!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Bite Rikkun, too! It's supposed to give you good health, right!

Riku Nanase: Okay! Then you need to come be the body, Tamaki!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Alright, I'm making my body debut!

Yamato Nikaido: That's not a phrase I've heard before.

Sogo Osaka: It's the New Year, so new experiences should bring good luck.

Nagi Rokuya: In that case, I will make my debut as the lion's head! Mitsuki, grab on to me!

Mitsuki Izumi: Ahaha, sure! Make sure to bite Riku!

Iori Izumi: Huh? All of a sudden, we have a new head?

Sogo Osaka: That's a common occurrence in business, too.

Nagi Rokuya: Groowl!

Yamato Nikaido: And what a wild head he is.

Nagi Rokuya: Riku, prepare yourself! It is the end of the line for you!

Riku Nanase: H-help..!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Rikkun's in danger! This is a huge pinch!

Sogo Osaka: Is it?

Iori Izumi: What happened to the good health you were supposed to give? Just bite him already.

Nagi Rokuya: Chomp chomp!

Riku Nanase: I got eaten..!

IDOLiSH7: ........

Mitsuki Izumi: There! Now you're healthy!

Riku Nanase: I'm healthy!

Nagi Rokuya: And I got to see a lion dance!

Yamato Nikaido: Good for you.

Iori Izumi: Yotsuba-san! You were trying to put your hands on my sides amidst the chaos, weren't you!?

Tamaki Yotsuba: Hehe. You noticed?

Tsumugi Takanashi: Everyone, good work!

Sogo Osaka: Manager, good work.

Tsumugi Takanashi: You seem to be having a lot of fun, lined up like that! What were you doing?

Sogo Osaka: Um, Nagi-kun wanted to see a lion dance, so Riku-kun said he'd be the lion...

Yamato Nikaido: Just fooling around, as usual. They got a little excited since we'll finally get to go on a shrine visit.

Tsumugi Takanashi: I see! Well then, let's return to the office for a bit, and leave for the shrine right after!

Mitsuki Izumi: I hear Banri-san and the president will be coming, too?

Tsumugi Takanashi: It's nighttime, and some of you are still minors, so it's best to have some guardians with you...

Tsumugi Takanashi: But they said they'd follow you from afar, so as to not bother you!

Mitsuki Izumi: That just sounds scary...

Sogo Osaka: Apparently it's a god of entertainment. Since it's so late, we need to be quiet.

Tamaki Yotsuba: So we can't ring the big bell? Isn't that kinda boring?

Sogo Osaka: It'll be fun.

Sogo Osaka: As long as we're with the others, it'll be fun even if we have to stay quiet. And even a quiet prayer should reach the god.

Tamaki Yotsuba: So-chan, what are you gonna wish for?

Sogo Osaka: I thought you weren't supposed to tell other people your wishes?

Mitsuki Izumi: I've heard that, too. That'll be our rule this year.

Yamato Nikaido: Well, it's not like I'd go around telling my wishes to people, anyway.

Nagi Rokuya: You are just shy, Yamato. I know what you wish for, even if you refuse to tell me.

Yamato Nikaido: What?

Nagi Rokuya: ...I want these guys to have a safe year...

Riku Nanase: Nagi, that sounded just like Yamato-san!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Yeah! You've gotten even better at imitating him than me!

Yamato Nikaido: Stop doing impressions of me! Geez, you guys have picked up some creepy games to play... Come on, let's go.

Mitsuki Izumi: Ahaha. You look so embarrassed. Manager, what about them?

Tsumugi Takanashi: I've contacted them! Their schedules should be open!

Mitsuki Izumi: I see, that's great!

Nagi Rokuya: It is not. We made a promise to collect the complete set of coasters from that collaboration café...

Mitsuki Izumi: We can do that some other time! If all of us go there together, we'll just cause the shop trouble, y'know?

Nagi Rokuya: Hm... I suppose so.

Tsumugi Takanashi: Well then, everyone get in the car!

IDOLiSH7: Yes!

- - - -

Staff: Good work today.

Toma Inumaru: Yeah. Good work.

Minami Natsume: That ended sooner than I thought.

Toma Inumaru: Right! We had a busy New Year, but it looks like we'll be free for tonight.

Torao Mido: Right. Even I don't have plans tonight.

Haruka Isumi: Me neither.

Minami Natsume: Neither do I. What about you, Inumaru-san?

Toma Inumaru: Me? I thought I'd go home and drink beer while watching all the New Year's shows I taped.

Toma Inumaru: Also, write New Year's cards! I got some from people I haven't sent anything to. So I'd like to get that done within the first week of January.

Haruka, Torao, and Minami: ........

Haruka, Torao, and Minami: Hmph...

Toma Inumaru: What's with the reaction!? Why do you guys have to glare at me!?

Torao Mido: No reason. Good job today.

Haruka Isumi: Good job.

Minami Natsume: Good work.

Toma Inumaru: Y-yeah. Good job...

Toma Inumaru: ........

Toma Inumaru: ...What the hell. It's the New Year, and they're already acting all moody...

Toma Inumaru: Oh, well. I wonder what snacks I should get on the way back. Since it's the New Year, maybe I should really treat myself...

Haruka Isumi: Shrine visit...

Toma Inumaru: Whoa, you startled me! When did you get there, Haru!?

Haruka Isumi: You said you wanted to go on a shrine visit with us.

Toma Inumaru: Huh..?

Haruka Isumi: We won't have a better chance than tonight.

Toma Inumaru: Huh? Ah... You guys wanted to go tonight?

Haruka Isumi: Not really. It's just that you said you wanted to go. And we're not busy tonight.

Toma Inumaru: Really? But that'll be possible until the end of the month...

Haruka Isumi: You need to do the first shrine visit of the year within the first week of January. Or are you one of those people who only cares about New Year's cards? Are you?

Toma Inumaru: Not exactly... So, are you telling me that Tora and Mina were waiting for me to invite them, too?

Haruka Isumi: I dunno.

Toma Inumaru: You guys can be such a pain in the ass... You should've just asked me yourselves, instead of waiting for me to invite you.

Minami Natsume: Inumaru-san.

Toma Inumaru: W-whoa... You surprised me! You guys are already done changing, Mina and Tora?

Minami Natsume: Fufu. As much of a pain as we can be, we're quick at getting changed.

Toma Inumaru: So you heard that...

Torao Mido: Minami and I just happened to be free tonight. We're gonna have dinner at a hotel.

Haruka Isumi: That sounds great!

Torao Mido: You can join us if you want, Haruka. After that, maybe we can go find a shrine and do whatever.

Toma Inumaru: You mean a shrine visit.

Torao Mido: Didn't you have some important New Year's cards to write?

Toma Inumaru: ...I'm not falling for that every time. You want me to come with you, right? Give me a proper invite.

Torao Mido: ......... Not really...

Haruka Isumi: We weren't gonna...

Minami Natsume: New Year's cards are an important aspect of Japanese culture, after all.

Toma Inumaru: Can't you just admit that you wanna go together!? I bet it'll be really fun!

Toma Inumaru: A lot happened this past year... So let's go to a shrine and pray for a good new year together.

Torao Mido: ........

Torao Mido: I'm not going to invite you. You're the one who talked about this in the first place. So you need to say that you want to go.

Toma Inumaru: Listen...

Torao Mido: Why did you forget? We were waiting for you to bring it up.

Toma Inumaru: .......

Torao Mido: Stop being so impulsive. We're sick of dealing with your whims.

Torao Mido: If even you're full of shit, we won't have anything to believe in.

Toma Inumaru: Tora...

Minami Natsume: I think that's enough. If we dawdle, our free time will be over.

Minami Natsume: I've had enough of wasting time with needless stubbornness, too. I've learned that lesson the hard way.

Minami Natsume: Mido-san. Your expectations for other people are too high, as well.

Torao Mido: Minami...

Toma Inumaru: ...Sorry. I wasn't trying to string you guys along. And I didn't forget.

Toma Inumaru: I'm just bad at planning ahead. I thought we could go once things settled down...

Toma Inumaru: But you guys need to talk to me too, y'know. Sometimes, it makes me feel lonely when I'm the only one taking the lead and getting excited for something.

Toma Inumaru: If you're looking forward to something too, then just say it. That'll be enough to make me jump with joy. Because that way, I can actually get into the preparations!

Torao Mido: ........

Torao Mido: I wasn't looking forward to this, really.

Toma Inumaru: ...Oh, I see! Then don't come, stupid!!

Torao Mido: Wha...

Toma Inumaru: Haru, Mina, let's go.

Haruka Isumi: G-go where?

Toma Inumaru: The shrine.

Minami Natsume: What about Mido-san?

Toma Inumaru: Who cares. Haru, Mina, let's draw fortunes. I hope we get good ones.

Haruka Isumi: Wait, this isn't gonna work! Torao won't be able to say that he wants to come with us!

Minami Natsume: I think so, too...

Toma Inumaru: Shut up! That guy keeps making us walk on eggshells around him, despite being the oldest! He oughta learn some humility for once!

Torao Mido: .......

Haruka Isumi: ...He's staring at us! Hey, just go ask him!

Toma Inumaru: I just did, didn't I!? Why do I have to give in to him every single time!?

Minami Natsume: Because that's something only you can do, Inumaru-san.

Toma Inumaru: ...Only me?

Minami Natsume: Yes. I do feel apologetic for depending on you so much, but...

Minami Natsume: Isumi-san, Mido-san, and I are still too afraid of rejection, because we're not as strong as you.

Minami Natsume: We still can't shake the worry that we might be ridiculed and abandoned.

Toma Inumaru: ....... Dumbass. I'm like that, too.

Minami Natsume: I'm sorry.

Toma Inumaru: Haha, it's fine. Well, I guess I've got no choice...

Toma Inumaru: Tora. I'm begging you. Won't you come with us?

Torao Mido: ........

Torao Mido: I don't want to.

Toma Inumaru: Why you..!! You're making this harder than it needs to be, asshole! Now's the time for you to agree!

Torao Mido: You said you were leaving me behind earlier.

Toma Inumaru: And I just took it back! Live in the moment, why won't you!!

Haruka Isumi: Geez, what a pain... We're taking too long to even leave. I'm done hanging out with you guys in my free time.

Toma Inumaru: Haru! Not you, too...

Haruka Isumi: So, let's make this work. I'll hire you guys.

Toma Inumaru: Work?

Minami Natsume: You'll be our employer?

Haruka Isumi: Yeah. You guys will follow me, and play with me. I'll entertain you the whole night.

Torao Mido: What's your margin?

Haruka Isumi: Payment upon completion. You got a problem with that?

Toma Inumaru: Haha... Nope.

Minami Natsume: Not at all.

Torao Mido: Hmph. Fine.

Haruka Isumi: Hehe! Then it's settled! Hey, have you decided which shrine we'll go to?

Minami Natsume: I'll show you my shrine of choice. Their amulets are lovely.

Minami Natsume: Truthfully, I wasn't sure whether to do a shrine visit this year... But thanks to all of you, I've somewhat gotten into the mood for it.

Toma Inumaru: I see... I'm happy to hear that.

Haruka Isumi: What shrine is it? Do you think we can we get cotton candy and candy apples there?

Toma Inumaru: Don't you think the food stalls will be closed by now?

Haruka Isumi: Huh? But I wanted to eat some...

Torao Mido: If it's apple-flavored candies you want, you can get them anywhere. Just buy some at a convenience store.

Haruka Isumi: They're not sold in convenience stores. They're whole apples that have been turned into a candy. They're so big that it's hard to walk around with one.

Toma Inumaru: That's right. And they stain your tongue red.

Minami Natsume: It's also very easy for the stick to come loose.

Torao Mido: So it's nothing but demerits. Why would you want something like that?

Haruka Isumi: Because it's so much trouble, and you can't get it at the store. Convenient and nice things are so outdated.

Haruka Isumi: I want something that's time-consuming, a huge pain in the ass, and hard to find. The same goes for me, and you guys, and this new year.

Haruka Isumi: Something that's hard to carry and sticks all over my hands is way better than gum that I can just chew on and spit out.

Torao Mido: Haha... I guess so.

Minami Natsume: Well then, as soon as we find candy apples, let's walk around with them.

Toma Inumaru: And stain our mouths red.

Haruka Isumi: Why not?

Haruka Isumi: Alright. Let's go.

- - - -

Riku Nanase: I'm back!

Mitsuki Izumi: Welcome back!

Riku Nanase: Ahaha, but you came in with me!

Mitsuki Izumi: But it's nice to get a response, isn't it?

Riku Nanase: Yeah! Welcome back!

Iori Izumi: Nanase-san, don't leave your coat on the sofa. And Yotsuba-san, put your socks back on.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Ah! Coming back to the dorm makes me wanna lie around!

Sogo Osaka: We have to leave soon, Tamaki-kun. If you sleep right before going out in the cold, you'll get sick, you know?

Tamaki Yotsuba: Ah, by the way. Did we buy lozenges?

Yamato Nikaido: Lozenges? Does your throat hurt?

Tamaki Yotsuba: So-chan was feeling a little sick. Right?

Sogo Osaka: I'm fine. Manager bought me troches, and I got better right away.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Really?

Sogo Osaka: Yeah.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Say "aah". If that thing's red, it's bad. What was it called again, the vulv... (2)

Sogo Osaka: That would be the uvula, Tamaki-kun.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Was it? Show me.

Sogo Osaka: ........ Let's do that later. After I've brushed my teeth...

Tamaki Yotsuba: Why? Did you gt chocolate stuck on them? Did you eat some without telling me?

Nagi Rokuya: Sogo. Please get well soon. This year is much colder than the last year that ended a few days ago.

Sogo Osaka: But it's not any colder than Northmare, is it? You're good at handling the winter, Nagi-kun.

Nagi Rokuya: It is my season, after all. The air is clear, the stars are easy to see, and sometimes, the streets become covered in white.

Nagi Rokuya: And, women seeking warmth leap into my arms...

Yamato Nikaido: In the end, that's what you really care about.

Riku Nanase: I wonder when we're leaving for the shrine. What did our manager say?

Iori Izumi: She'll let us know once they contact her.

Mitsuki Izumi: Let's watch TV until then. Here we go.

Nagi Rokuya: OH! It is the show we appeared on!

Riku Nanase: You're right! We're singing our new song!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Here! After this part, I almost bumped into Nagicchi.

Mitsuki Izumi: It was pretty narrow there, after all. We had to make those sudden turns, too. I wonder if that got caught on camera?

Tamaki Yotsuba: I think so! We didn't crash, but we almost burst out laughing.

Nagi Rokuya: It was indeed very dangerous.

Tamaki Yotsuba: It's because you dodged by lifting your hands like you touched something hot.

Nagi Rokuya: You also avoided me like you had just stepped on a cat's tail.

Riku Nanase: Wow, I wanna see! Is it coming?

Tamaki Yotsuba: It's right after this... Ah...

Riku Nanase: It's Yamato-san!

Mitsuki Izumi: Yamato-san's making a cool face!

Yamato Nikaido: Whoa...

Iori Izumi: It seems the cameras were more focused on a closeup of our leader.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Hey, Yama-saaan...

Yamato Nikaido: What!? I didn't do anything.

Tamaki Yotsuba: You're so cool!

Yamato Nikaido: Wait, that's what you meant!? Haha. Thanks!

Sogo Osaka: Ah...

Riku Nanase: Ah..!

Iori Izumi: .......!

Riku Nanase: Holy cow..! Wasn't Mitsuki cool just now!?

Mitsuki Izumi: W-wasn't I!?

Yamato Nikaido: Ahaha. What are you getting all flustered for?

Nagi Rokuya: Fantastic! The camera work and your fanservice matched up with a perfect timing!

Sogo Osaka: I couldn't help making a noise. Mitsuki-san's very cool when he acts all mature.

Mitsuki Izumi: Sogo.

Sogo Osaka: Yes.

Mitsuki Izumi: I love you, man.

Sogo Osaka: Ugh..!

Tamaki Yotsuba: You're right. You did make a noise.

Yamato Nikaido: Oh, it's almost time for our center's turn.

Riku Nanase: Aaah... When you all stare at me like that, I get kind of nervous..!

Iori Izumi: What do you have to say about your performance?

Riku Nanase: Huh!? I think I did fine...

Tamaki Yotsuba: There he is..!

Nagi Rokuya: OH! Riku..!

Mitsuki Izumi: Riku! You're so cool!

Yamato Nikaido: Riku-kun! You're so cute!!

Riku Nanase: Thank you! Thank you, everyone..!

Iori Izumi: You don't need to wave your hands.

Iori Izumi: ........

Iori Izumi: Fufu... I suppose it's fine.

Iori Izumi: IDOLiSH7 will change the world again this year.

Door opens

Tsumugi Takanashi: Everyone, good work!

Riku Nanase: Manager!

Tsumugi Takanashi: They contacted me! Let's get going!

IDOLiSH7: Yeah...

To be continued...

Translator’s notes..?

1) the phrase “are there any crying kids here” is a part of the namahage dance, not the new year’s lion dance

2) tamaki was originally attempting to say のどちんこ, which is a japanese slang term for the uvula that literally translates to ‘throat dick’

#idolish7 #friends scene!#translation #i7 #zool #other translations

164 notes · View notes

elfmeme · 6 years

Text

Khonjin House Starters

*WARNING: Some starters have sensitive topics

"I think it's time to order a pep-pep-pep-pep-PEPerroni pizza!"

"GODDAMMIT. Alright let's try this again."

"WHAT'RE YOU DOING, _, YOU HANGED UP ON ME!"

"I can't use my fucking dick anymore because of you."

"I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A PIZZA!"

"I want you dead, you little prick. DEAD. You hear me?!"

"Well, if I'm going I'm taking my spaghetti with me."

"It's in the coooontraaaaact~!"

"Well, it doesn't matter anyways because this questions a real butt breaker."

"I think I swallowed a bottle cap."

"I've never burned down a house before."

"AND YOU NEVER WILL!"

"God, don't these people know that I'm busy trying to look for crab crab?"

"You didn't tell me that the crab crab was a crab!"

"It's like the saying: Life's a beach, and I'm the dune who can't sand to watch our crustacean comrades go unprotected by the long beach island arm of the claw."

"Wait. I can smell it...Crab."

"I'm going to die."

"I'm going to need to examine that bag, if you don't mind."

"Well, just don't, uh, mind me while I TENDERIZE the BAG! A LITTLE BIT!"

"Uh, sir, it's not what it looks like. I just have a really loud butt."

"Well, I just dropped it so I don't have a product anymore."

"Well, uh, well don't just stand there, like are you gonna take it or not?"

"Wow. Well, now that you mention that, I totally want- SYKE! WHOOOO!"

"WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"

"Do you want this?? It's my most prized posession."

"I don't know, I found this cat in the garbage."

"Well, I'll just get down to it."

"It's okay, you can come in."

"Didn't you hear what I fucking said?!"

"I got to save the spaghetti!"

"The time. It has finally come. God, have mercy on all of us."

"What the fuck is the matter with you??"

"Well, s/he doesn't have to know that."

"I don't wanna break his/her heart, they're a cool chick."

"But that's a different plate of cookies for a different glass of milk."

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT 9/11 IS? I WAS THERE!!! On those planes."

"CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, SCUMHOLE!"

"WHOOOO are you?"

"WAIT! DON'T TELL ME!"

"heheh...what a dick.."

"WHAAAAAT is this?"

"Eh, it's just a little scooty."

"Its just a little scooty. Don't fuck with it!"

"Well, yeah, but, the thing about that is that I....Am going to touch it."

"Alright, I won't touch it on one condition: You have to answer me one question."

"I KNEW IT!"

"Ladies and gentlemen......FFFUCK!"

"You're not as big as you think, broseph."

"The only rock you're gonna feel is the pavement!"

"Who the FUCK is talking about a rock?! Are you insane?!"

"S/he couldn't cheat on a math test, let alone cheat on me."

"The only C I can explain are the C four explosives planted under the floorboards."

"This whole place is going to hell."

"You're right, because it's C. Four. And planted the bombs, as previously stated, the ones you are standing on, with your feet, where they are, right there."

"You'll kill us both!"

"Both?! Oh, god NO!"

"Oh great. Of course. Always leave it to _ to fuck something up."

"Get the fuck out, RIGHT NOW!"

"But unfortunately for _ s/he will never find the chiwowow."

"What you don't understand is that I'm gonna fucking stick you like the pig you are if you don't."

"Shut the hell up at forever'o clock."

"How about you get me a PSPiece of pizza or you can Nintendo sixty-forget about ever surviving!"

"Heheh! A whole pep-pepperoni pizza all to myself-"

"Confirmed!"

"Die in your wildest of dreams!"

"You are a fool to stand against me, you idiot!"

"Personally, I prefer your ass."

"And the winner's me."

"If it isn't __, my beeest friend!"

"That's a lot of people s/he's gotta fight."

"NO, S/HE'S A FRAUD! S/HE'S A FUCKING FRAUD! NO!"

"I am going to put a fucking bullet through my head."

"Listen, I got more degrees than a thermometer. You call me doc."

"Why are these names so goddamn long?!"

"I dunno, I've never been guilty before."

"I want every __ on my desk by the sixty-nineth hour, four-hundred-twenty days by now."

"Rob the place of every fuckboy."

"I want every desk on my desk."

"For the last fucking time, the rope isn't haunted!"

"Fuck it, just go!"

"It was across the street! Why do we need a map?!"

"What a wonderful day to be the king."

"I remember it like it was yesterday, it wasn't yesterday but that's how it felt."

"I DID IT!"

"I DIDN'T LIVE IN SACRAMENTO!"

"I'M NOT LOOKING FOR WOMAN! I'M LOOKING FOR PIZZA!"

"How about I give you a pair of scissors and cut out your favorite picture of _. And while you're at it, tape that picture to your face, so I can feel like I'm beating the shit out of him when I'm beating the shit out of you."

"I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT!!"

"It's kind of mesmerizing, really."

"I despise every fiber of your being."

"I'm not involving myself with you. At all."

"It looks like a magic."

"I respect that. And by respect that I mean touch it."

"Have you guys seen my chia pet?"

"I feel like liquid."

"Do I look like someone who knows what the hell that is? Because I am, what was your question?"

"I wanna know how to get the hell out of here!"

"I will staple your face to a beehive."

"Ah, what a wonderful day to take a single step."

"The footage was doctored, you idiots!"

"You can't trust anyone, except for the one man I who can trust with my very life."

"Could you just let me speak for, like, one second?"

"Then what are you doing here, hotshot?"

"You ever heard about the joke with the kid who dissipated into the tides of time? Well, you never will."

"And I was an undercover cop the whole time, they were the criminal, I caught them....Which is what I would've said if I was a cop. I'm a murderer."

"Ah, what a wonderful day to not have Christmas money."

"Alright, I get it. I was looking to play cards but, uh, you can go fish."

"Wait a second, did you say cards as in, like..poker? As in, like, money?"

"But I ain't gonna play cards with some bitchy fishy who's trying to swim with the sharks. So how about you grab yourself a towel, and get out of the pool?"

"I'm gettin' my decks shuffled tonight, if you know what I'm saying!"

"Go back to the shallow end, __, this yaht doesn't have room for two. And I just sunked your career."

"Christmas ain't about making money! It's about making a shitton of money."

"Homie, are you trying to get a lambchop or a lamborghini? Come on, my boy, let's ride, let's talk the dirty."

"Don't. Trust. The streets."

"It was only a matter of time, probably for the rattle of a dime."

"But money was not gonna buy their way out of this situation station."

"'EY! Could you PLEASE SHUT UP?!"

"Crisis averted."

"Sometimes in order to find the spider, you have to walk right into their web. Their spiderweb."

"Basically, I have no idea how to solve the case."

"Early to pep, early to shoot the shit."

"Don't pretend you're not here, I know you're here!"

"So, how far away is Six Flags?"

"Oh..That's, strange? I could've sworn we were going to Six Flags, considering I'm already IN THE CAR. AND WE'RE GOING TO SIX FLAGS!"

"Alright we made it, now lets find our guy."

"If I were a target, where would I be?"

"You got it! Just, uh, give me a second here, I'll be right back."

"I'veeee got the net!"

"So you're telling me, that if I scream once, I'm dead?"

"Wow, that's a nice cigar, I didn't know you vape."

"Look at this buffet, how could you pass this up?"

"Oh, great, just clone them. Call off the whole fucking funeral, who cares?"

"Can you actually do that?"

"Some people want to make it their own way, but I like to make it the gay way."

"Okay! I get it! it sucks, whatever!"

"EXCUSE ME?! Do I owe you something?!"

"Look, I had a rough day. I'm not looking for trouble."

"Okay, __, I get it. Laugh it up, alright?!"

"I can't die now! Not before I've played Dweebus: the Video Game."

"Today, I've decided to stop wasting my time with habits that just are fucking dumb."

"Oh, dearest __, your voice is like a porcelain gulder against the tides of white noise."

"Would you not cleanse my ears with one bout of conversation?"

"It's so quiet."

"....S/He's gonna come in here any second now. And when s/he does, the loudest music you have ever heard in your life is gonna play."

"The sheer volume will destroy any speaker, any set of headphones will rupture and explode."

"And this horrible reality is approaching us, and I will be right here at ground zero."

"Could've been good if it were fire ants."

"Sorry to have wasted your time."

"I want to kill you on the principle of that stupid-ass question alone."

"I don't even know who you are!"

"You said you weren't him! I thought I recognized you!"

"Give me one good reason not to."

"Oh, I'm sorry, but there's an irony to be appreciated here."

"I know it'll be lost on you, but would you believe that you're not the only illusion that wants me dead?"

"You wanted him dead since the beginning."

"Kinda sleepy."

"And I'm kinda pissed. Probably don't have to tell you why either."

"Yeah, I think I'm gonna go to bed."

"I'm just gonna lie down here, I'm comfortable."

"You know what, you've had a hard day. You take a nap, and recharged, and all that."

"Wake up, you dumbass!"

"I was having this dream about this girl with really big thighs."

"In other words, a nightmare."

"What? Do you not find big thighs attractive?"

"Well, I guess everyone has their own personal opin- YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT!"

"What a wonderful day to experience an unabashedly horrfying piece of ribbon."

"It's a bow that makes bows, we could sell them for four dollars apiece! Cold hard cash, or credit."

"I'm gonna take a bunch of tampons and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!"

"Don't worry, I can fix this. Which is what I would've said if I knew how."

"Nah, I don't remember that at all."

"I know what I want, and I know what I deserve."

"Good, I'm glad you know. But I don't."

"That sounds like a load of shit, I don't believe you."

"My greatest wish is for you to be castrated by a scorpion."

"You take five steps near this thing I'll do a tap-dance on your ribcage!"

"And I'm running out of patience."

"Yes I know, you're a special snowflake, come on we're running out of time!"

"It seems like you thought I was asking for second opinion."

"I would rather die at the hands of a frisbee than chase whatever crazy taxi it is you want me to go get."

"In fact, I'm calling your bluff, asshole!"

"Kill me with that frisbee. Do it."

"Could we really just do that?"

"Has technology really come this far?"

"I wanted to be a surprise."

"Sooo, what do you like best about me?"

"You're not ruining the surprise for me."

"Surpriiiiiiiiiise~."

"We're gonna fucking kill ourselves, go to heaven, and steal Jesus' shoes."

"You should not have done this."

"Well I did, so it looks like you'll just have to kill me."

"The power that was once upon you, is no longer yours."

"This existence doesn't need you anymore."

"People will DIE! Just because you lost someone doesn't mean everybody has to!"

"You think I'm playing you? How do you think you got here."

"GET THIS SHIT OFF ME!"

"And, as it turns out, uhh, limited time was actually unlimited time, and so it's gonna be there forever."

"I got a signed poster of Flute from Spy Kids, I know you wanna see this!"

"Yawn, YAWWWN!"

"I've heard mention of _ and obviously I'm here for this reason."

"Not to belabor the point, but this has never worked."

"Is this the fake gamer girl equivalent to _, you fuckin’ snob?"

"I've learned all the racial slurs in existence, and I will recite them now."

"Uh, did you try shooting it?"

"WOAH, HEY NOW, flag on the plane! You can't just say that!"

"This is literally the worst possible time to be doing any of this."

"Wow, by some miracle of probability, your complete and utterly hairbrained scheme managed to garner one modicum of success and with this juncture I could not possibly see how this could go wrong."

"You thought you've got me, but jokes on you I have narcolepsy."

"Ah, well, alright. I don't really understand the implications of that but much better than the proposed outcome."

"If there's anything I've learned, it's that if it abides by the laws of physics, it simply cannot exist in this twisted, fucked up world."

"So, uh, yeah, I'm going to go home and asphyxiate on every stray cat I see on the way there."

"I don’t feel bad, I've just had enough, man. I have needs for pizza."

#long post #rp starters #khonjin house #ask meme #inbox meme #inbox starters

24 notes · View notes

theabominableblogger · 6 years

Text

My Reaction to “Gotham” S4E4

Heck yeah, I’m on S4!

Also, four for you, Ben McKenzie (for writing this episode)! Because this episode was super good!

AN: I managed to record my reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post.

*Recap shows Barbara kissing Ra’s* Nope!

*covers up screen with phone* Nope!

“Perhaps you [Bruce] should consider what it [the knife] is before you drop two million dollars on it, shouldn’t you?” *chuckles*

*Bruce leaves the knife at the museum overnight* Oh this is such a bad idea…

Whoa!

Oh that camera angle though [as it goes from upside down to focus on Ed]! That’s awesome!

“Tomorrow night, Oswald…” Lemme guess… YOU DIE!

“…is the night you die.” Called it.

I still think it’s a really bad idea that they left the knife THERE by itself with two people who probably have no idea about Ra’s al Ghul.

“Alex, bring me the Palmerian Codex.” The what the what Codex?

I know there’s an actual name for this knife but I forget what they called it, starts with a “B” or something

AN: It’s formerly called the Balashi Blade, because it was originally intended to be an embalming knife

OK, so they do know about Ra’s al Ghul!

I feel like, if you take this whole Ra’s al Ghul thing out of context, or if you place this show in modern times, people would probably react to this like “Wait? That sounds like some Da Vinci code shit.”

“He [Ra’s al Ghul] was a warlord.” He was a warlord… who got caught up in some shit!

I’m sorry, I’m cussing so much in this. It’s like you see something so much that you allow yourself to make fun it of it even though you enjoy it. That’s it.

That… is a rather pathetic looking lion [in one of the display cases at the museum]. I mean, it’s been taxidermied, but it has a really small mane. Either that’s a juvenile or he just did not have enough testosterone in his system at all.

*Someone knocks on the door to the office* Please tell me it’s Ra’s al Ghul at the door.

He’s gonna be like “Hiiiii, I heard that someone was in possession of something I own. Or rather not ‘I own’ but other people have owned, but it’s been passed down to me, so technically, it’s mine. I own it.”

And the guy’s like “Uhhhh, no… we have plenty of knives here. We just don’t have the one you’re looking for. I’m so sorry sir.”

And Ra’s is like…. “Why you always lyin’…”

OK, I’m done.

IT IS HIM!

In this episode, if he does the whole “Bruce, be the Dark Knight the prophecy told you to be,” I’m gonna slap this laptop off this inn table.

Plus, this is quite possibly the best version of Ra’s al Ghul I’ve ever seen. I mean, I still like Liam Neeson’s Ra’s al Ghul but Alexander Siddig is actually of Arabic descent. And plus he’s just so charismatic!

“I’m [Ra’s] looking for a knife Bruce Wayne bought you [Dr. Winthrop] earlier today.” Because I am obsessed!

*gasps when Ra’s stabs Dr. Winthrop*

Where’d the kid [Alex the grandson] go?

*jams out to the opening theme*

“Harper, where’s Bullock?” “He asked me to fill him. He took a sabbatical for a few days.” Really?

Why does the actress that play Harper look really familiar?

They’re [Jim and Harper] just gonna let Bruce walk into an active crime scene investigaton?

“But I [Bruce] paid a great deal for it [the knife], and there was another bidder, a very aggressive one: Barbara Kean.” Haha, Jim’s just like “God dammit…”

Another panning transition shot! Take a shot!

God, Barbara, change your haaaaaiiirrrr! Ugh, or let it grow out. Please.

“If you [Barbara] had acquired the knife when I [Ra’s] first requested it, they wouldn’t be necessary.” I thought you said it was OK that Bruce got it!

Whoa!

“His name is Anubis.” Whaaat?

Whaaaaaatt?!? Did I step into an episode of “Hannibal?” What’s going on?

There’s Riddler’s hat!

“You know, your [Sofia’s] father taught me [Oswald] many things. Among them was to nurture a healthy paranoia.” Hooo….

“I’ll stab you.” HAHA!

Wow, way to make a lady in Gotham feel welcome, Oswald!

*”White Rabbit” by Jefferson Airplane plays in Barbara’s place* Ooohh, good song. Good song!

“You [Barbara] seem different.” Yeah, she took a rejuvenating bath in a certain famous neon green pit.

“Is it Ra’s al Ghul?” Whoooooo!!

BRUCE WAYNE, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?

Oh that’s a cool shot of them [Jim and Bruce] just arguing in the alley!

“Ra's al Ghul is the real leader of the Court of Owls. He is the one responsible for the virus and having me kidnapped.” “And you [Bruce] didn't think to mention any of this before?” *claps appreciatively* Yes! Thank you, Jim!

“Why would he [Ra’s] want the knife?” Plot.

*scoffs* He [Jim] just hanged up on Harper?!?

*jaw drops in shock as the rappers deliver Ed’s riddle to Oswald*

*cracks up when Victor starts jamming out to it*

“What the hell was that?” HeheHAHA…

EDWARD SENT RAPPERS TO OSWALD! Oh my God, that’s amazing!

*has to take a minute to laugh*

“I [Oswald] want Victor to freeze him [Ed] again.” “Huh?” “Not you, the other Victor!” *just about ends up crying laughing*

“Earth meets sky, water flows, birds fly.” The pier!

“I [Oswald] want Ed Nygma.” AGAIN! Because you’re Oswald Cobblepot in this show!

He’s [Alex] hiding in the records room in broad daylight? With a bunch of windows?

*lets out a small gasp when we hear commotion outside the archive room*

Holy crap, Bruce has definitely grown! Oh my gosh… how tall is he at this point?

*Anubis jumps Jim* Whoa!

*Anubis’s handler starts speaking some ancient language.” Great.

*gasps when Anubis manages to bite Alex’s wrist*

*Jim knocks over all the bookshelves on Anubis* Ooooohhhhhh!!!

Where’s the knife hidden?

*Ra’s enters the precinct* OH MY FREAKING GOD!

“Ra's al Ghul. Minister of Antiquities attached to the consulate of Nanda Parbat.” OH. MY GOD!

“This is the guy that you're [Jim] looking at for murder? Why does he just walk in?” Why would you [Jim] openly discuss this with Harper right in front of the captain’s office, where Ra’s al Ghul is sitting, and Ra’s can probably read lips?

“I [Bruce] need to get you [Alex] to a hospital-” “No, no.” “Then the police.” DO NOT GO TO THE PRECINCT! Ra’s is there!

Hide! Go to Wayne Manor or something! Hide in the Batcave!

“You’re [Bruce]…weirdly cool.” Oh my gosh, that’s awesome.

Why would you [Jim] bring the evidence bag with you INTO THE CAPTAIN’S OFFICE?!?

I can’t believe Ra’s has the freaking balls to walk into the precinct himself and ask for assistance on looking for the knife.

Oh my God…

“May I [Ra’s] see the knife, Detective? It would so set my mind at ease.” *hisses in panic*

*gasps and sits back in shock when Alfred accidentally walks in on Jim interviewing Ra’s*

*Ra’s disappears* WHERE THE CRAP DID HE GO?

*freezes when we can hear Victor shoot the remaining Falcone loyalists outside*

“My [Sofia’s] father wouldn't have killed those men. He would have invited me to his club, as you did, but then gone further. He would have invited me to dinners. Had us seen in public. Sent the message that the old order supports me. And those men you killed would have pledged you loyalty. Now they're fertilizer.” Whoooo hoo hooo! Whoo!

Oh my God, Sofia’s probably gonna wipe the floor with Oswald’s ass later this season.

*gasps when we hear commotion outside the museum exhibit where Bruce and Alex are*

*Anubis enters* Oh that mothereffer!

Who’s the due with him that has half his face painted?

“Harper. If Mr. Pennyworth tries to leave, arrest him.” Ooohhhh…

“At midnight I'll make this one easy/ This place makes some people lie/ Some people speak/ And some people cry.” Speakeasy? A club? Iceberg Lounge!

Yeah, it’s the Iceberg Lounge! Yeah, and he’s [Oswald] crying there all the time.

“Can we please just torture them now?” “WHY NOT?!?” Haha!

*gasps when Anubis tackles Bruce to the ground*

*Anubis and Jim fall through the sabertooth tiger skeleton case* Oooohhh!

Bruce, what are you doing?!? Get Alex out of there!

*Alex beats Anubis off Bruce* Alex, get out of there! Where’s the knife?!?

*Jim accidentally distracts Anubis with a rib bone* Oh my God.

*Jim throws the bone out the window* OHHH my God.

*Jaw drops when Anubis leaps out after it* Well he’s gone.

*Jim stabs the handler in the stomach with another rib bone* Ooooohhhh!

Where’s Alex?!?

“Bruce, hand me [Jim] the knife.” WHAT?!?!? NO!

“He [Ra’s] killed Alfred. And then brought him back to life. And Alex's grandfather was afraid of this knife. I can't give it to him.” Bruuuccee!!

*yells in horror when Ra’s kills Alex*

God dang it… GUYYSSSSS!!

“This is all my fault.” Bruce, this is not!

“Alex is dead because of me. I killed him.” Bruce….

“Your [Ed’s] riddles suck.” HAHA!

“The answer was Stoker’s Cemetery. Only an idiot wouldn’t see that.” Nooo…

“Tell me, how long did it take you to come up with those riddles?” “I don’t know. A minute? Two minutes? A few hours… six hours.” What?

OK, that’s terrible.

“Oswald, I’m [Ed] gonna shoot you.” *In best Jerome impression* In the face!

*Mr. Freeze walks in* Oooooohhh!

“You remember him? My other Victor?” The other Victor!

“Stop. I changed my mind.” Oh my freaking- OSWALD!

I am so sick of this! They keep going back and forth on this whole Oswald and Ed weird friendship/relationship thingy!

*Jim grabs Sofia’s hand before she can touch him* Hoooo….

Oh my God..

*Jim and Sofia end up kissing* OH my God…

Oh…Oh…

*Jim and Sofia end up making out on the couch* OOHHHHH!!

Oh my gosh, why are they putting Ra’s in freaking Blackgate?

Oh my gosh, he [Ra’s] has the haircut!

*jams out to the ending theme*

1 note · View note

stoven-harrington · 4 years

Text

Where did the time go (during the summer I spent with you)?

Steve Harrington X OC

This happens a year after season 3, so Steve is now 20.

Steve Harrington AU in which Steve is dragged into 2019. With him here in the new modern world, going back to 1986 just might be possible. Time travel, new friends, old friends, with so much at hand, love shouldn’t be on the table. But life doesn’t always go as planned.

Read from the beginning here

Part IV: Explanations to a Stranger

It just had to be me with my luck that I help out some dude that’s a weirdo. 1980s? Who chooses that as a good decade in the 1900s? It’s obviously the 1990s! If you get past the drugs and crime (to be honest, you can’t really avoid that, in any decade), the music was pretty dope and the world was wild, in a good way-ish. But what was he talking about? Dustin? Ham radio? Just what the hell is a ham radio?

I turn around to check on him and sigh. He’s been sitting there with his mouth open for the past minute. What is going on with him? I try to think of something but just as I almost touch his shoulder, my phone goes off to the sound of Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen, causing Nico to bark outside the room. He snaps his head toward the sound.

“What was that?” Man, dude is on another level.

“It’s just my phone and my dog, lemme get it. Nico: Тихо.” The barking ceased and I roll my eyes. Walking over the to the night stand, I barely check the screen as I answer the phone. I didn’t need to check to know who it was to be calling at such a crazy time. “It’s four in the morning over here, Saint. You didn’t sleep did you,” I question, already ready for the semi-excited tone in the other end.

“What? Yes, I slept and-“

“How many hours?”

“I really am in the future and she has a dog,” Steve mumbles, staring at me as horror flashes across his features before he looks around the room.

“Rene, that’s not the point here, I-“ I sigh, ignoring Steve’s eyes bulging from his face for whatever weird reason and focus on the rapid clattering of fingers running across a keyboard on the other side of the phone.

“How long?” There’s a slight pause on the phone, the clattering suddenly stops.

“This isn’t right, I can’t be in the future,” Steve stands up and fumbles to the floor. “Shit.” I help him up as I wait for Saint to answer, shooting Steve a ‘wtf’ glance before walking away the bed to the corner of the room.

“…four hours but-“ Oh my god, my idiot. God, where would he be without me? I facepalm as I start to rant,

“No, Saint, I get you’re excited about your project but fucking four hours of sleep? No, go to bed and don’t call me until you actually slept for a bit. I tell you this several times: anything less than six hours and you increase your chances of a heart attack-”

“I’m stuck in the future, she has a dog and she’s not even listening to me. I might as well be talking to myself. Great.” I wave Steve away, still in the middle of ranting. Can’t he see me trying to be a supportive angry best friend over here?

“And if I find out you’re mixing energy drinks and coffee again from Casey, I will tear your ass a new one as your best friend. Now, sleep!” Steve chuckles, bringing me back to my situation as I hang up the phone.

“What’s funny?” He shakes his head, a mixture of sarcasm and shock in his smile as he looks at me.

“Nothing, just, I just traveled to the future and you just threatened your best friend to beat the shit out of them. Whoooo what a way to start the morning. And I still need to contact my friends.” Wait what?

“What are you talking about? Traveled to the future? Man, were you smoking something before?” He groans, dragging his fingers down his face as I sit at the foot of the bed.

“No, god how do I prove this,” he mutters, his eyebrows scrunching up. If he wasn’t such a weirdo, I’d say he’s kinda cute right now. With his poofy hair and dopey look on his face and – I should focus. “Wait, I have an idea,” he says, pulling me from my thoughts. “Where did you put my clothes?”

“In the laundry room, your clothes were covered in slime so I washed it.” I suddenly remembered why I washed them and point a finger toward him. “Hey, you still haven’t told me what the fuck that creature was. If it’s a secret, it’s a pretty shitty secret if I saw it.” He groans again and runs his hand through his hair exasperatedly. He then stares into my eyes, as if he was looking for something. Fear? Anger? Whatever it was, it didn’t last long before he sighs, turning away to look at something else.

“Listen, I’m not supposed to talk about it. Hell, explaining it is so complicated it makes my head hurt just thinking about it. But since you’re so determined and you saw it, there’s no point in not telling you. But you must believe everything I say. Including that I’m from the past” I shrug, crossing my arms. Like hell I’m just supposed to believe him. He’s cute but not that cute.

“Okay but in order to buy all this, I need one shred of proof from you. I think you owe me at least this.” He nods. At least he understands that I can’t just trust him off the bat.

“Fair, its bad to just blindly believe someone, I get it. But I think I had my wallet on me when I was attacked. I can prove I’m from the past if you have the wallet. Did you find it?’ I nod, thinking back on where I put it.

“I think I placed it on top of the washer, either that or it’s in the drawer to your left.” He reaches over and opens the drawer, smiling as he pulls out his wallet.

“Here it is.” He fumbles to hand me his ID, my fingers brushing against his as I grab it and look it over. He leans over to point to the date of birth, the distance between our faces a mere foot apart. “See? I was born 1966.” Reading the ID, it was issued in the 80s. He wasn’t lying about time traveling I guess but I couldn’t stop myself from cringing a bit.

“Jesus, IDs looked like this back then? Fuck, I feel bad for you guys,” I say, handing the thing back to him. “The format sucks, and the picture looks worse than how they make you take pictures now.” He shrugs in agreement and places it back in his wallet. You can’t really fake an ID like that, especially since it looks like the ID uncle Jose had back in the 80s. And seeing that thing earlier, time traveling doesn’t seem as farfetched as I thought it sounded.

“Alright, I believe you but since you time traveled here, you gotta get some shots.” He raised his eyebrow in confusion.

“Shots? As in…”, He trailed off, miming a drinking gesture. He’s funny. I laugh and shake my head.

“No you dork, I mean like flu shots. No one really thinks about it since time traveling isn’t really a thing yet but time traveling seems illogical.” He tilts his head, his hair swaying by the motion. I didn’t really get the chance to dry his hair when I washed him off but man does his hair look tempting to touch right now.

“Illogical?” Rene, stop thinking about his fluffy hair. Answer the question! Nodding, I bring myself back to the conversation.

“Yea, when you time travel to the past, you’re bringing a lot of new diseases, viruses, and flu strains to the people there and could easily cause an epidemic. You could kill thousands of people just by your very presence. Then there’s the reverse: when you travel to the future, you’re exposing yourself to even newer diseases and viruses that your body can’t handle. So since I’m believing that you’re from the past, you gotta get some shots pronto, my dude.” I could see the cogs in his head working as he sat in thought. It only lasted for a few seconds as his eyes grew wider.

“Are you serious? How am I even gonna get the shots I need?”

“I can call a friend whose a nurse but it’s a lil early to be calling anyone at the moment. So to kill time, you got any other questions?”

“A few.”

“Spill.” He looks down at himself, lifting the bed sheets before slowly meeting my gaze.

“You said my clothes were covered in slime and I remember being drenched in slime, sooo….,” he trails for a second, ”how did I wake up clean and in new clothes?” I lean back with my hands holding me up, smiling at his reddening cheeks. Wow, I can already tell he’s gonna be fun to tease

“Well you can kinda figure that one out yourself but if you need me to spell it out for you: I cleaned you up and washed your clothes.” He opens his mouth to speak but I already know what he’ll say. “And yes, that means I saw you naked but don’t worry I kept your modesty by not really paying attention to your junk. As a upcoming nurse, this is more practice for me than anything, so you’re fine.” His cheeks are full on red now but he pushes through that as he stares at me.

“One: you have no shame and I don’t know how to feel about that so I’m gonna ignore that. Second: you wanna be a nurse?” I nod.

“Yup, Guess sticking with my aunt kinda influenced me a bit.” Speaking of nurse stuff, ”By the way, are you feeling a bit of pain, in your leg or head?” He quickly touches his head.

“Well, I threw up after waking up cause I felt a bit dizzy but I have a slight ache in my leg…” Throwing up and dizziness? Ooooh, that doesn’t sound good.

“You might have a mild concussion but I won’t know for sure until I can get Joy to bring her doctor friend to check you out. I’ll give you some meds for your leg in a bit. But, any other questions?”

“Yea, do you think I can reach out to my friends now?” I laugh, he’s got to be kidding me…..right? He starts to glare until I realize that he’s serious. Oh boy.

“Dude, you do realize that it’s not possible to reach your friends from the past right? What am I saying: it could totally be possible, what, with you time traveling and all. But what if it doesn’t work?” He shakes his head and looking into his eyes, it’s filled with determination.

“I have to at least try, Rene.” He gently places his hand on mine. “Listen, what I’m about to tell you is all true. It all started with the disappearance of a boy named Will Byers…”

_______________________________________________________________

“Wait wait wait wait wait wait, so let me get this straight: Eleven opened a portal to this Upside Down and let that creature I saw out by accident which kidnapped Will and you guys thought you guys killed it until it came back? Then your rag tag group of kids and you being mother hen went to help El close the portal by distracting the demodogs? AND thennnnn the mind flayer came back to kill El but your badass ex, her boo, Hopper, Joyce, the kids, your favorite kid Dustin and your now best friend Robin found a Russian government facility hidden under the mall that opened the portal again and poor Max lost her not-a-dick-at-the-end brother to the mind flayer? Now it’s been a year and this shit happens?” He nods, grimacing as he seems to think back on the past.

“Yea, that pretty much sums it up.” I sigh, shaking my head thinking about all the shit that happened to them.

“Damn, Max and Hopper didn’t deserve that. But damn! This shit happens to you guys almost yearly. You guys just attract trouble.” Shrugging his shoulders, he sighs.

“Yea, can’t really avoid it at this point. Hey, what do you mean Henderson is my favorite kid? ” I roll my eyes.

“Don’t play dumb, it’s obvious to literally everyone that Dustin is your favorite. You basically treat him like he’s your kid and you’re his proud mom.” He scoffs, the smirk betraying his so called offensiveness.

“I do not, I take care of all of them but most of them can take of themselves. Dustin is just someone that needs to be looked after a bit more than the others. But, what’s up with the whole mother Steve thing? I’m babysitter Steve, I don’t want to own any of these bad ass kids. They give me a headache.” We both laugh when Nico trots into the room, wagging his tail as he jumps on the bed.

“Nico, aww my baby,” I say, rubbing his belly as he lays besides me and Steve. Looking over, Steve stares at Nico with caution. What’s that about? “What’s wrong? Never seen a dog before, Harrington?” He never takes his eyes off Nico.

“No, just never seen a Pitbull before.” I offer my hand, able to pull his gaze from Nico to me.

“Well, now you have. Give me your hand, he won’t bite.” Hesitating, he rests his hand on mine and I guide him on where to pet Nico. Nico flips over and starts to lick Steve’s face before he can even touch him, happily panting and wagging his tail quickly. Steve starts to laugh nervously until it starts to sound genuine, the fear washing away into a big goofy smile. Ahhh, he should smile more…

“How could I be scared of you, you big doof?” Nico barks, excited as Steve begins to pet him. “Yea, you’re a cute one.” I start to think back on the time Nico was judged as a pup.

“Lot of people think that Nico is this big scary dog when he’s really just a sweetheart with a heart of gold. Sure, he can attack but only when we tell him too. He’s well trained so he’s safe to be around. Pit bulls really just want to be loved just as every other dog.” I could feel my heart melt as Steve continues to pet Nico, a loving look in his eyes. Ahh converted him into a dog-lover. Success!

“You’re right. Nico is sweet.” Glancing at the clock, we still had some time. I should probably put an alarm on though, to remind me to text Joy. “Hey, you said that was a phone right? What are you doing with that?” Quickly setting an alarm, I smile at him, Nico resting his head in his lap. This would be such a cute picture but I’m pretty sure I should feed this guy instead of watching this cute scene unfold.

“Setting an alarm. I’ll teach you everything you missed on technology later. Come on, let’s go eat something. We got cereal, toast, pancakes, waffles, bacon and eggs. I can make a lot of egg dishes so watcha in the mood for? ”

“Eggs and bacon?” I can’t stop the grin on my face as I nod.

“Ah, a man with taste I see. What kinda of eggs you want: hard-boiled, scrambled, over easy, fluffy omelet, sunny-side up, fried, poached?” He lets out a whistle.

“Man that’s a lot of options. I guess sunny-side up.” I start to heading out the door.

“ ’Kay, Be back in a bit.”

#steve harrington #steve harrington x oc #steve the hair harrington #steve is now 20 #stranger things #stranger things fic #just some stranger things thing

0 notes

monster-massage-blog · 7 years

Text

Do-Over; Part 1, Malicious Revenge

Saga found himself sitting on the throne...this was a familiar sight. He looked at himself. He was an Abra once more...there was the flowers. That meant Asgore was behind him and the human was going to arrive. He took a deep breath...he felt weaker. Of course he was weak. He didn’t have his powers as a deity of calamity and he was a child. He knew how to fight now though. He didn’t have long to wait though...the human, no, Chara strolled into the throne room with knife in hand. Their eyes widened slightly as they had been expecting someone else. The only one in the throne room was that monster that they had encountered a few times but something felt different now. Their eyes were open and their eyes were red as rubies. They had expected a more gentle color. Still they would play this off. “Aha…interesting choice for a final showdown.” Chara said with an amused smile. “You are the prince though. Does this mean I have you cornered?”

“Shut your fucking mouth and come at me.” Saga said curtly and gently hopped off the throne, knife in his right hand, and taking a stance.

Chara seemed momentarily stunned. What the heck? Did they really- “You’ve got a mouth on you all of a sudden.” The Human said, eyes narrowed.

“I told you to shut up.” Saga ordered. “Or do I have to come to you?” Chara was getting tired of this pretty quickly and charged forward, raising their arm up high and swinging down with all their might but the Abra raised his left hand and quickly palmed it to the aside, the right hand thrusting forward and planting the dull knife into the human’s throat. Chara’s eyes widened, but Saga wasn’t finished yet, and tore the knife sideways, almost decapitating the human, where they fell backwards, the crimson staining the flowers. He knelt down as he saw the light fade from their eyes. “Now what you were expecting was it? A battle with magic where your HP would protect you. No...no no no. I’m going to kill you with a pain you can still feel.” The prince whispered, wiping the knife off with the human’s shirt. “These will be mortal blows for sure but you’re not going to die right away. You’re going to lay there until you bleed out. You’re probably not conscious are you? Oh well. I’ll just make sure the next one is drawn out.”

Saga waited there, content with his work while taking a few practice jabs at the human’s limbs to test the power that his smaller limbs contained, but eventually death took the human and there was the familiar tearing as the world seemed to fall apart and then snap back together...only something was different now. Now it felt...earlier. Everything seemed the same though. Just...earlier perhaps? Then he felt the familiar tearing as someone else beat the human, and things were reset. They were fighting Sans. He HAD gone back. As his stomach settled down, he hopped off Asgore’s throne and took off running. The Cathedral wasn’t too far away.

“Heya. You look frustrated about something. Guess I’m pretty good at my job huh?” Sans asked with a smug grin on his face.

Saga was charging as fast as he could, flying past the skeleton and shoulder-checking Chara in the chest, catching both Sans and Chara by surprise, and sending the human tumbling to the floor with a bewildered expression. Saga sighed and turned around. “Sans. You are relieved of duty. I’ll get this.”

Sans amused and laid-back expression had changed into something more serious. “...What happened to you?” He asked. This wasn’t the same kid he’d talked to earlier. That child was frightened but determined. This was...someone else. Something else. His eyes were open as well. He’d never seen that before. Those eyes looked firm and hard. Red didn’t suit him.

“I’m aware of the resets. I always have been.” Saga said with a hint of bitterness. “I guess I found my limit. Now stand back. That’s a royal order.”

“You’re seriously gonna try that one?” Sana asked.

“Papyrus wanted a skeleton to be among the Royal Guard. Ideally it would be him but wouldn’t he be delighted to find out you’d done it?” Saga asked.

San’s expression hardened. “Those are some pretty words...but you don’t really mean that do you?”

“No. I don’t. But I’m going to say to get you to leave this to me. If I lose you can mop up afterwards and this will never have happened. Now STAND. ASIDE.”

“...Suit yourself.” Sans said and started walking off. “...You’re dad is gonna be a sad man.”

Saga was about to retort with something VERY biting but there were more pressing matters to attend to. The human was getting back to their feet.

“You…what the hell is going on?” Chara demanded. “You’re not like this...and now I’m back here! I already beat him! I know I saved before I got to you! Why am I back here!?”

“Don’t wanna tell you.” Saga said and held up the knife. “I promised you pain but you were unconscious.”

The Human glared at him with unrestrained venom before charging forward. Saga swung his own knife, deflecting the human’s strike with a blow to the side before thrusting forward with a rather quick slash and gouging out one of the human’s eyes. They screamed in pain as their vision was abruptly lost, their other eye shutting in pain. Saga didn’t want to wait for them to recover though, grabbing their hair and shoving their head down to meet his raised knee with a rather sickening crunch. Their nose caved and they stumbled backwards, trying to escape this onslaught, but he was far from finished. He teleported behind then, kicked them from behind, and grabbed their wrists as they fell forward. They didn’t make it to the ground, now on their knees as Chara forced their one good eye open, staring back at the vengeful prince. “W-what are you going to do?!” They demanded, but dread was filling their voice.

“You were very naughty with these arms of yours.” Saga said simply. “You punch even when you were disarmed. I think...you would be better without them.” He started to pull with his arms and push with his foot, which was still firmly planted against the human’s back.

“Wait...no, stop! This isn’t fair!” The human roared but they couldn’t managed to get any other words out, the prince yanking even harder, and the human screamed as both arms were pulled from their sockets. The pain was too great...as he released them, the human fell forward, gasping desperately for air. This wasn’t right...how were they supposed to fight? There was supposed to be a back and forth sort of thing. Then they felt something against their shoulders...the prince had picked up their sharper knife and was gently feeling around with it, serving for where the bone and shoulder had been disconnected. “W-what…?”

“I want to cut them off.” Saga said simply. “I want you to stay awake as long as you can as I dis-arm you completely.” Saga said almost cheerfully. “I want you to feel the warmth leave your body and your strength fade. I want you to fully appreciate your death and every aspect of it...because I’m going to come for you. Every time you come back I’ll be there to kill you again. Every person you’ve killed, all the progress you made, every number that you increased, back to how it was, bit by bit. I’m going to make you fear me. I want you to feel what it’s like to lose all hope. To be hunted by someone you don’t stand a chance against. A REAL monster.” He found the spot. “Still...I’m strong, but I can’t chop through bone, even with this nice knife. Good thing it so kindly moved out of my way.” And with that, he started to slice through the flesh. The rest of the strength in Chara’s body and the rest of the air in their lungs was spent screaming as the prince methodically sliced through the soft flesh and the cloth of the human’s sleeves. Their life’s blood spilled generously from the holes and Saga watched with some satisfaction...and then indifference. “Hmmm...sure takes human’s a long time to bleed to death doesn’t it?” He mused. “Oh well. We’re going to spend a lot of time together. I’ll think of some other fun way to snuff you out when you come back. See you then.”

The human’s vision was blurry. They couldn’t speak. They could barely managed to breath. Soon all fell to darkness...and they were back again, this time outside of Asgore’s home. All of their injuries were gone but the memory remained...they needed the knife! They ran forward, threw open the door, and their felt a sudden coldness in their stomach. They looked down in disbelief...at the knife. It was in their gut...and holding the handle was a yellow hand with a lacy pink fingerless glove. “Guess whoooo~” Saga said almost lovingly. “I said I’d be here for you when you came back...I hope you saved often. I’m not letting you escape me...ever.”

#saga #Chara #Frisk #Sans #Do-over

1 note · View note