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#and then he got his money and his girl😮‍💨😮‍💨
mistylakeee · 9 months
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Never forget that Inej canonically rejected Kaz when he confessed his feelings for her after the ice court heist (as she should have) and he took it like a champ (as he should have). He literally quipped with her on the island in front of Van Eck before shit hit the fan and said something like “I’m not big on bluffing am I, Inej?”
Everything went back to normal between the two of them and I have no choice but to stan.
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sainzproductions · 10 months
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𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 ⋆ 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐳
wherein the internet hates you for breaking poor charles's heart; so you move on to his best mate.
[charles leclerc x ex!socialite reader, carlos sainz x socialite!reader]
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yourusername when in spain...💗
username oop here she comes with her daily raphael clout
username poor raphael for having you as his mother🙄🤭
username i have to laugh, she's clearly using all of charles's child support to fund her lifestyle😂
username are you on crack?? her family owns about everything in italy🙄🙄
username i think she likes being bullied on social media
username so glad charles woke up from your manipulations🥰
username probably shagged some ugly bald dude for her luxurious lifestyle
username charles doesn't want you anymore girl, stay the fuck away from him
username when all the money in the world can't buy you class...
username poor charles, having to be stuck with such a vile woman🤢🤮
username y'all in the comments ugly as fuck, as if charles would fuck you even if you threw yourself at him😒
username the matchings shoes arghhhh!!😍
username how come you never let raphael spend some time with charles?
carlossainz55 posted a story
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username the silhouette looking a bit too familiar...
username who is she??
username carlos come home, the kids miss you😭😭
username i will block you fr
username alexa play happier by olivia rodrigo
username shirtless pics or it didn't happen
username are you in majorca?
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SHOWBUZZF1 The Sainz family are pictured in what looks to be, a merry family get together with a surprise addition to their group, Y/n Y/l/n. The italian heiress appeared to be in cahoots with the Sainz clan, and even more so with Carlos Jr. It is unsure wether the pair are formally seeing eachother, as both parties declined to comment on the issue.
username WHAT IN THE FUCKING HOMIE HOPPER LORE IS THIS
username carlos, look at me, this isn't you!!!
username probably just a means to have stronger backing in italy
username carlos she's a W H O R E😭😭😭
username time to delete instagram
ussrname i fucking hate all of you, y'all was hating on her for no reason, now she's giving us all a reason
username hooking up with charles AND carlos in the same life time???!! i aint even mad girly😮‍💨😮‍💨
username SHUT UP NO THEY'RE NOTHING
username f1 is about to be interesting againnnnn
username i got a hundred band get that bitch the fuck out of here😭
username you ugly whores made this happen😭 if y'all wasn't taking your insecurities out on the poor girl🙃🙃
username he's the father that stepped up🗣️🗣️🗣️
username so carlos is a daddy??? wbk
username what is with rbr boys and why do they keep taking other people's women🤭
username it's the sebastian vettel way of life
username wait did he also steal other people's girl?
username no, i was just talking about not giving two fucks😂
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username she makes me so mad for no reason omf
username stay away from carlos!!
username keep being mad, she clearly does not care😂😂
username are you fr seeing carlos??
username raphael is watching cars😍
username you're a disgusting attention seeking fame f*cker
username is that carlos?? are you with him??
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die-pink-maus · 3 months
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Some Canon/Not So Canon König💋HeadCanons💋 (NSFW Included • MDNI)
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AN: These Are Just my thoughts and opinions of what I imagine König would be like IRL. I divided everything up into sections and there is a whole section dedicated to NSFW headcanons, so PLEASE…MDNI this is for the adults. Also, there is great mention of the words “wife” and “girlfriend” as I write this from the perspective of a woman.
Likes, Reblogs, & Positive Comments Are Greatly Appreciated 🫶🏼
Some MORE Canon/Not So Canon König 💋Headcanons💋 HERE
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🪖General Personality/Physical Appearance🪖
♡ Contrary to popular belief, I don’t think König is 6’10, he’s definitely gigantic but I would put him at around 6’5 - 6’7.
♡ Also contrary to popular belief, I do genuinely think that social anxiety and overall insecurity is something he grows out of overtime. While overcoming all of this was no easy feat, he’s learned to be more self assured and makes sure everyone Around him knows that he is HIM. His confidence really shines through in his duties as Colonel and his physical capabilities. Some may view him as cocky or arrogant, but he’s just really proud of the work he’s done on himself 🤷🏼‍♀️
♡ He’s definitely a HUGE nerd, but he wears that shit with pride. He loves reading classic literature, is great at math, and probably plays dungeons and dragons. Definitely spends hours on end finishing puzzles and building shit for his cats 😂
♡ Muscular AF. Huuuuge muscular arms, toned chest and defined thighs. I don’t think he has “washboard” abs, you can see them mainly when he flexes, his tummy is a bit soft 🥰 He goes to the gym at least 5 days a week
♡ Despite wearing a mask, I think König is more than likely very handsome. Strong jawline, chiseled facial features, a perfectly imperfect smile. He’s probably got an old school charm about him, the kind that can make a woman weak in the knees with just one look, especially with those eyes 😮‍💨
♡ 100% a cat Dad. Most likely has an unhinged orange cat and a black cat. In general I think he adores animals and spends most of his free time with his cats
♡ Veeeeeerrry good with money. Has been saving since he joined the military and treats himself and his girlfriend or wife to many luxuries. He 100% loves to spoil the people he loves and has prepared so that they never have to want for anything.
♡ Comes off stone cold until you get to know him, but it’s mostly because he has RBF without his mask 🤣
♡ Tells like…really bad dad jokes that he can’t finish without laughing hysterically, and his laugh is so insane that it causes others to laugh
♡ He’s definitely happiest at home. He’s an introvert, but can and will go out and socialize if he needs to. Prefers a gathering at a friend or family members house as opposed to a bar or club
♡ Loves his Bier. Will usually have one after a long day of training recruits while he watches some random show he stumbled on while flipping channels.
♡ If he gets drunk everyone knows because he will start going on and on about how much he loves the people he’s around, which is something they don’t hear too often, if at all, unless you are his wife or girlfriend
💗In a Relationship/Family Life💗
♡ Again, lol, contrary to popular belief…I think König would be more attracted to a woman with voluptuous curves. Not too petite and not too curvaceous, but somewhere in between.
♡ König would be the best boyfriend ever…but he’d also be stubborn af.
♡ When arguing with his SO, he’ll often get frustrated easily and kinda shut down, but once he takes a few minutes to himself to think things through, he really enjoys communicating and having an open dialogue about whatever you were fighting about
♡ CUDDLES GALORE. He wants to be all over his girl at allllll times. Not really one for extreme PDA, but behind closed doors he cannot seem to get his hands off of you.
♡ Loves when you cook for him, and loves to cook for you. Loves it even more when you cook together!
♡ Expensive gifts for absolutely no reason at all. Will literally stand behind his SO as they browse their favourite stores online and take mental notes of the things you say you like. Don’t be surprised when that $2000 hand bag you adored shows up at your front door.
♡ Is an incredible father. Prides himself on being a hands on dad. Will do practically anything for his children, and teaches them German at a very young age. Ensures they are well equipped to handle the bullshit life may throw at them, but tries his best to prevent any of said bullshit from coming their way.
♡ Never yells at his wife or their children. Generally hates conflict and will do what he can to resolve anything.
♡ His wife/girlfriend is the most important thing in the world to him. He would do anything for her, and anything to protect her
♡ 100% scary bf privilege. You can go out and do whatever you please and no one fucks with you because they know König is only a call or text away and he can and will get rid of you without anyone even noticing
😈In the Bedroom😈
♡ Remember when I said he was gigantic? His height isn’t the only thing I’m talking about 😩😮‍💨🤭 That man is blessed and highly favoured.
♡ He’s at least 8 inches hard, uncut, and veiny. He doesn’t shave everything off, but he always ensures he’s well groomed.
♡ He loves making love to you, but he loves fucking you even more.
♡ Passionate as fuck. Worships every inch of your body from head to toe.
♡ He loves to tease his SO. Spends as much time as he can getting to know just what gets her hot. Watching every jolt of her body as his lips suck on certain spots. Listening to every moan and whimper as his fingers grope and squeeze her soft flesh. He wants you to be so wet you’re practically begging to take every inch of his massive cock, and even then, he won’t give it to you until you ask for it in German 🤭
♡ Could spend hours eating your pussy. Wants to make sure you cum at least 5 times before he even thinks about getting himself off. He will eat you out any time, anywhere — bedroom, laundry room, kitchen counter, you name it
♡ Loves the look on your face when you see him in uniform. He knows it gets your heart racing, and he loves fucking you with his sniper hood on.
♡ He adores the look on your face as his long thick rod stretches you open. The widening, glossy eyes, your mouth hung slightly open as his hardness fills your tight wet pussy.
♡ He loves talking dirty. “I know you like that.”, “is this what you wanted?”, “good girl, look at you taking this fat cock so well”, “such a good little slut”
♡ He loves getting rough, so long as you allow it. He loves choking you while he’s balls deep inside you, grinding his thick tip against your cervix as you let out small breathless moans
♡ Loves watching how small you are beneath him, loves watching your tits bounce up and down as he ploughs his cock into you over and over
♡ Loves watching your ass jiggle as he slams into you from behind, your hair wrapped around his wrist as he fucks you mercilessly
♡ Loves fucking you in front of a full length mirror so you can see how pretty you look taking his long fat cock
♡ Loves cumming inside you or in your pretty little mouth, on your knees while you look up at him and swallow his seed like a good girl 😍
♡ Provides the BEST aftercare. Takes a nice warm bath or shower with you, carrying you off back into bed once you’ve dried off. Plenty of cuddles in those big strong arms of his, and lots of head/cheek kisses. Whispered praises of how amazing you are, and how much he loves you. Will bring up some of your favourite snacks or chef up an entire meal for afterwards
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i saw another person say sugar daddy and now i can’t get it off of my mind. tbh, any of the guys could be sugar daddies, i see it.
and they’re older than you, you’re just a young thing not confident in your own skin. they purposely buy you things that are very risqué, things that you wouldn’t wear otherwise. i’m talking corset tops, dresses, lingerie maybe???
and when you try to say no, they’re all like “you don’t wanna wear what daddy got you? i spent all this money on it” and then you have to keep it and wear it bc you don’t want to upset them.
then they fuck you in whatever you chose to wear and if they accidentally rip it, they just promise to buy you another one.
having mad thots at work about this 😮‍💨
this with price and simon. to be simon's sugarbaby just makes me so... grrrr :((( i know simon would be all teasing with his sugarbaby, grinding all up against your tight ass when you're bent over in some expensive sleepwear he bought you; skimpy and revealing, tiny shorts barely covering your ass. he gropes you whenever, kissing your neck whilst you look in the mirror, admiring the lingerie he bought you!!
always makes you feel slightly guilty for declining it, apologizing and accepting it back just to see his stupid grin, all cruel as he runs his fingertips down your back, making you shudder as he rubs your clothed pussy in circles to mess with your filthy mind!!! “y'love me don't you? 'course... look so pretty in this lingerie daddy bought you, huh? so gorgeous, love. wanna show me how thankful y'are? good.. c'mere... bend over f'me.”
sugardaddy!price adores your flustered face when he buys you that expensive necklace you'd been eyeing up!! only in return for a nice, sloppy blowjob, of course. your lips wrapped around it whilst he bobs your head up and down his shaft, encouraging you and cumming all over your pretty tits, covering your hardened nipples in seed as he praises you for taking his girthy, meaty size in your mouth so well!!! definitely pulls the panties from your lingerie to the side to suck at lap at your slick pussy, holding both your legs to the side as they tremble in his grasp, his tongue running down your slit before he spits a glob of spit onto it, covering you and making you squeal and whine with each stroke he makes using his wet tongue!!!
“good girl, c'mon.. taste so fuckin' good, dollface.. so pretty in this lingerie, yeah? that's my pretty baby, hm? god, you're soaked, sweethear'- coverin' it in your cum, needy girl.. should i slap this greedy cunt?- hah, fuck- already covering me in this sweet slick..”
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agendabymooner · 9 months
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fashion week ! alex a. x ofc (k-pop idol!ofc)
“everything she do is for the media.”
summary: alex albon and polly berkshire are just extremely active on social media — they really aren’t just a couple made for the sake of their public image. OR moments in which the two were the power couple of formula one.
content warning: established relationship, use of explicit language, alex and ofc shitting on each other’s lives (affectionately), haters gonna hate shake off, full view the photos to enlarge the text messages!
note: vibes based on steel banglez’s song fashion week (with aj tracey and mostack) enjoy xx
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roses_are_rosie 🔥🤧 liked by alex_albon
landonorris peak editorial page era
alex_albon stay mad ☺️
charles_leclerc you’ve always been my favourite model 😍 liked by alex_albon
arthur_leclerc what do you know about fashion shal 🤣🤣 liked by alex_albon
user1 ABSOLUTE VIOLATION 😮‍💨😮‍💨
user2 LMFAO ALEX LIKING ARTHUR’S COMMENT BAHAHAHA
georgerussell63 thepolsci blink twice if you were forced to go blonde too
thepolsci tbh we don’t know why we both got our hair bleached but it was lit tho (my scalp, i mean)
thepolsci unnecessarily hot, babe 😮‍💨😮‍💨 liked by alex_albon
alex_albon no u 😍
landonorris alright, just kiss and move on. some of us just want to go through the day
boamckinnon what lando said^
thepolsci lance_stroll get your shit together and take her away from my timeline i might pull a worldstar on her 🙄🙄
boamckinnon 🤬🤬
user3 JENNIE ROSÉ COME GET YOUR GIRLS 😭😭
user4 everything hits different when you’re british— just look at bora and polly.
user5 i’m surprised neither of them called the other the c word yet tbh
user6 soon enough, i’m certain
user7 alex being invited to these shows as her plus one is the best thing that could’ve happened this season 😭
user8 real 😮‍💨 it’s been boring lately
user9 albono cleans up real good tho 🥵
user10 sliding through this instagram carousel really is just a game of smash or pass. surprisingly i keep saying smash
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user1 i just know his skincare routine is expensive 😭
user2 he does look like he invests money in the ordinary or something 🤭
user3 guys… he has a brand deal with cerave
user4 okay yeah maybe his skincare routine is sacred indeed
logansargeant drop your skincare routine 🤨
thepolsci men’s tears mostly
logansargeant that should be easy. i just need to show alex a photo of you two together then i’ll get a handful liked by thepolsci
williamsracing sarge this isn’t very team player of you 😭😭 we cry too
user5 bro just exposed his own teammate 🤣
alex_albon i got the hydroflask with those silly stickers we got from amazon filled with cold water. i’ve been consuming water. is that good? liked by thepolsci
thepolsci absolutely 🫡 proud of you my love
alex_albon hydrated for you, my girl 🫡
user6 mama y papa 😁😁
user7 i love my favourite wag, alex albon. he’s so babygirl 🤧
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bonus !!
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chainsawgvtsfvck · 8 months
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Hii! Maybe relationship head cannons with Kappa?! ❤️❤️
My favorite boy 😮‍💨💕💕
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Kappa HCs!!
* He sleeps with all his cult members, but you’re his main lady.
* You sleep with him in his bed every night and help him make all the big decisions.
* You also have access to all the drugs and money.
* You flex your superiority over the other girls at every opportunity. Sitting on his lap during meetings or keeping a hand on his shoulder.
* He worships the ground you walk on and would do just about anything you asked of him.
* He gives AMAZING back massages omg. His strong hands can smooth out all the knots in your back with almost no effort.
* His favorite position is him sitting up with you perched prettily on his lap to ride him.
* Obsessed with breeding you!! He just wants to knock you up and make a big family together <3
* Oh, but he is not afraid to get rough with you. He will bite, choke, slap, pull your hair, spit in your mouth - anything it takes to get you nice and submissive for him.
* I can see him being rly into boot worship tbh.
* Primal play too. He loves hunting you down and forcing you to submit to him🩷
* His sex drive is soooo high.
* He gives me switchy vibes too tbh. I think he’d find it really sexy if you could dominate him.
* He’ll really egg you on and encourage you to be rough with him.
“That all you got, Sugar? I know you can hit me harder than that.”
* Occasionally you can catch him in the perfect submissive mood and he’ll be sooooo obedient to you.
* He’s got zero qualms about letting you peg him. He loves it, especially when he’s drunk.
* King of aftercare!! He’ll wrap you up in one of his t-shirts with a joint and curl up with you until you’re feeling better.
* Lowkey the type of guy to dance around the room with you when he’s in a good mood.
* He loves taking baths or showers together. He likes to wash your hair and help you get nice and relaxed.
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betterthanburrow · 1 year
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Hi! I don’t know if you’re taking request but can u do an insta au with @/bbyambi on insta if you are?
NFL WIFE DREAM - Instagram AU
(Bengals Quarterback! Joe Burrow x Social Media Influencer! OC)
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Bengals: It just got a whole lot colder in KC
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yourinstagram: it just got a lot hotter in my room 🥵
↳ yourolderbrother: i didn’t know that you are a fan of football now?!
↳ yourinstagram: i’m not a fan of football… but i am a fan of this fine man that just appeared on my instagram feed 😵‍💫
joeyb_9: 😮‍💨🔥
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yourinstagram: i have been dreaming of becoming a NFL wife since i was a little girl… do you want to help me make my dreams come true?! @.joeyb_9
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yourolderbrother: are you really flirting with a NFL football player through INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS?!
↳ yourinstagram: you miss 100% of the shots that you don’t take - Michael Scott
↳ yourolderbrother: first of all, Michael Scott from The Office didn’t create that quote… and second of all, you didn’t even know Joe Burrow’s football position until Google gave you the answer.
↳ yourinstagram: do you realize that if I become an NFL wife (to Joe Burrow) that means that you could get free NFL tickets?!
↳ yourolderbrother: oh wait… @.joeyb_9 i’ve always dreamed of being a brother in law to an NFL player!
joeyb_9: hmm… i guess that it would be very rude to not help make someone’s dreams come true.
↳ yourinstagram: hmm… you are right about that. (my dms are open 👀)
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joeyb_9: The Journey Continues…
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yourolderbrother: hey future brother in law!
tylerboyd: Big levels
NFLonprime: Can’t wait to see what’s next 👏
camjuice5: 💙
yourinstagram: i hope i’m included on this journey 😚
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Bengals: we will be back.
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yourolderbrother: i’m not a Bengals fan but i would’ve rathered the Bengals go to the Superbowl against The Eagles this year than for the Superbowl to bet between the Eagles against the Chiefs 🤢
yourinstagram: the NFL referees are going to hell after the shenanigans that happened… I WANTED TO SEE MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND AND RIHANNA IN THE SAME BUILDING IN TWO WEEKS?!
↳ yourolderbrother: you didn’t even know about what happened with the NFL referees until i told you about it because you were so upset that you wouldn’t have the chance to see Rihanna perform at the HalfTime Show.
↳ yourinstagram: don’t expose me for not watching my future boyfriend’s last football game of the season.
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yourinstagram: blue birthday flowers from @.joeyb_9
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yourolderbrother: happy birthday… @.joeyb_9 instead of flowers, for my birthday (which is in a few months) can i get NFL season tickets to all the Bengals games?!
↳ yourinstagram: 😐
joeyb_9: happy birthday princess 💙
↳ yourinstagram: thank you for the flowers… and who knew that a NFL Quarterback would know his way to a woman’s heart.
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CincyProblems: it looks like the recent lost to the Kanas Chiefs is not effecting NFL Bengals Quarterback Joe Burrow as he has posted a beautiful bouquet of blue flowers to his Instagram Story.
It was confirmed by Social Media Influencer @.yourinstagram that the flowers from Joe Burrow’s Instagram Story were gifted to her for her birthday.
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username1: i don’t know who this social media influencer is but, one thing that i do know is that she is definitely just using him for money…
↳ yourinstagram: if you’re mad that Joe Burrow didn’t respond to your instagram direct messages then just say that instead of being insecure.
username2: i just stalked @.yourinstagram’s instagram page… Joe Burrow is definitely a lucky man.
↳ username3: BurrowHead may not be going to the Superbowl this football season, but he has a hot girl by his side… no one on the Kanas Chiefs team can relate.
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Bengals: Another unforgettable season. We can’t thank you enough for your support, Who Dey Nation.
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yourolderbrother: i can’t believe i’m a Bengals fan now because of my little sister…
joeyb_9: 🧡🔥
yourinstagram: i can’t wait for next football season!
↳ yourolderbrother: the only reason you’re excited for next football season is because you’ll get to live out gour NFL wide dreams…
↳ yourinstagram: yes… and i’m excited for more hot football content from my future boyfriend!
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yourinstagram: 100K Subscribers on Youtube!
picture credits: @.joeyb_9
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yourolderbrother: i can’t wait for the storytime about the time you slide into a NFL Quarterback’s dms and now you’re his girlfriend living your NFL wife dreams.
↳ yourinstagram: first of all, we’re not dating yet (we’re just having fun 😛) and second of all, the Bengals’ football season is over so i haven’t gotten to live out my NFL wife dream just yet!
joeyb_9: this was a really fun night of celebrations 🥂
↳ yourinstagram: it really was a fun night 😊
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Author’s Note:
this Instagram AU request was sent to my inbox a few weeks ago and i really tried to get the Instagram AU published as quickly as i could… thank you to whoever sent in this Instagram AU request because this was a fun Instagram AU to write!
if you have any requests for Instagram AUs, send the requests to my Inbox and i’ll try to get the Requested Instagram AU published as fast as i can!
thank you all for the love and support! 🤍
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dre6ming · 10 months
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The delicate beginning rush
Instagram photo dump- part 11 -epilogue
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Pairing Austin Butler x singer/actress fem reader
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y/n4real.2002 hi Barbie ! 💘
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austinfans: why did she cut his face like that 😭😭
⤷y/n4real.2002: austinfans he's just ken
⤷austinbutler: y/n4real.2002 anywhere else I'd be a 10 😔
⤷ y/n4real.2002: austinbutler what a drama queen 🙄
fan1: I love them they are so fun for no reason at all 😭😭
fans.of.aus: hi Barbie
barbiemovie: hi Barbie 👋
roxanne.02_b1tch: gorgeous spectacular showstopper 😮‍💨 I bow 🙇‍♀️ to you my friend
⤷ y/n4real.2002: roxanne.02_b1tch oh my lord
fan28: so iconic
fans.of.y/n: I love how she dressed him up🤣🤣
austinbutler: fans.of.y/n I dress myself thank you very much
austinbulter: actually I would like to come here and say that she's the best stylist I have ever had 🤗🤗
⤷ y/n4real.2002: austinbutler thank u 😮‍💨
⤷ austinbutler: y/n4real.2002 actually I would like to say that you stole my phone, you know I don't use emojis like that
⤷ y/n4real.2002: austinbutler guilty ✋😔🤚
fan94: haha I'm dying 😭😭
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foxnews Y/n and boyfriend Austin Butler seen in the vip tent at the Eras tour on night 5 in L.A. #taylorswifterastour
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fan13: what could this mean😩
taytayfan: their outfits are so reputation coded 😭
clown13: get in the car looser we're going clowning
fans29: oh my gosh they look so sweet
aust1nfan: I'd pay good money to watch them dance and have fun
tay.13: what if Taylor is going to announce a new re-record tonight 🥶😨
fan94: I can't wait to see more of them at the concert
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y/n4real.2002 see you in Paris and Germany and England and then some more, I'm so ready for 2024 🥰🥰 thank you Taylor this is dream
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austinbutler: I'm so proud of you baby 💜🧶
⤷ y/n4real.2002: austinbutler 🧶💜
fan38: they are so cute, also I'm so excited
taytayfan: I knew when I saw that her and Austin are in the tent that something was up
raoxanne.02_b1tch: y/n4real.2002 you better get me tickets 😡
⤷ y/n4real.2002: roxanne.02_b1tch if you're nice sure
taylorswift: see you there kid 😜
⤷ y/n4real.2002: taylorswift 🤗
duolingo: Imma be there 🥰🦉
fan03: duo is in the chat
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austinbutler: happy birthday to my sweet girl, my heart beats in your name 💜🧶
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y/n4real.2002: For you alone, I think and plan💜🧶
⤷ austinbutler: y/n4real.2002 i love you truly
fan49: not the persuasion quote 😩 they are so cute I love them
fan3: she looks so effortlessly cool
tchalamet: aw happy 22nd sis, I'm watching you Butler, like a hawk 🦅
⤷ austinbutler: tchalamet understood
roxanne.02_b1tch: 😤😤 try all you want Butler, I'm the love of her life
fan39: omg they are cute
ha8s.all: 22 and 32?!! 🧐 kinda sus
fan1: ha8s.all shut up 🙄
austin_fan: the fact that this is his first post in a year and a half 😩😩 he loves her so much
fan584: I’m so here for them being a bit more public
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y/n4real.2002  💜🧶 eight
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austinbutler: love you my darling 💜🧶
roxanne.02_b1tch: best bridesmaid ever 🥰
⤷ joshuabassett: roxanne.02_b1tch i second that, best groomsman also in the picture here
⤷ y/n4real.2002: joshuabassett and roxanne.02_b1tch the cutest bride and groom I've ever seen
fan93: omg omg Roxanne and Joshua got married 😨😨 I'm so happy for them🥰🥰
fan.of.austin: Austin & Y/n when's your turn? 🧐
fan13: fan.of.austin tbh I think they might be married already
⤷ y/n4real.2002: fan13 no 🤣
fan930: Ah hell no, she's so unhinged
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news.hour rumor has it out favorite couple tied the knot over the weekend. Their engagement apparently lasted a year and the ring has been placed in plane sight. Read more http/y/n&austin.finally-married-www.com
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fan1: I'm pretty sure they wanted it be a secret, this is kinda disrespectful to them
hater.2005: wonder why so secretive about it
fan29: I'm so happy for them
fan4: the ring is so beautiful
⤷ austin-fan: fan4 it was his mom's 🥺
fan594: I hope the tell us soon enough and share some photos
austin.fans: I hope this is true 😭
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y/n4real.2002 the cat is out of the bag  - 08.13.2032 my love 🧶💜
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austinbutler: my sweet love, here's to forever with you 💜🧶
tchalamet: I'm so happy for you
⤷ y/n4real.2002: tchalamet best speech ever
taylorswift: timeless 😭
⤷ y/n4real.2002: taylorswift thank you for writing such a beautiful song
billieeilish: best cake I've ever tasted
roxanne.02_b1tch: I'm so happy
fan29: I'm crying all the rumors were true 😭
fan45: she looks stunning, I can't wait to see more
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austinbutler my best girls 💜🧶
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y/n4real.2002: the best dad ever, we love you 💜🧶
tchalamet: no2 already 😨 ?! I'm so excited
⤷ y/n4real.2002: tchalamet best uncle ever
⤷ roxanne.02_b1tch: y/n4real.2002 what about best aunt? 🤨
⤷ y/n4real.2002: roxanne.02_b1tch my god 🙄🤣
fan3: I'm so happy for them 😭
fan5: omg and it's another girl 😭😭 I'm so happy for them
⤷ y/n4real.2002: austinbutler did you just reveal the gender of our baby?! How did I miss that 😭
⤷ austinbutler: y/n4real.2002 I'm so sorry 😭
⤷ y/n4real.2002: austinbutler that's ok 😔 we're just getting old
fan.03: they keep being so funny for no reason 🤣😭
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multifandomslxt · 10 months
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⛓️✨Kink Special✨⛓️
NCT:
Mark ofc🫦
MONSTA X:
Changkyun😮‍💨
SKZ:
Changbin💪🏼
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
Content below...
Three tickets for the Kink Special
Note- I was asked to change Changbin to Felix.
Mark- NCT
A switch- Depending on his partner and how frustrated or needy he is.
Claustrophilia- This stems from his awkwardness. In close or tight nit spaces like a supply closet or being squeezed together in a car could make him feral. I've said this many times before but imma say it again MARK LEE IS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED. rubbing against him in those tight spaces just gives him a case of blue balls. Even if you have no intention of helping him out, his imagination does enough. He pictures himself fucking you so good in that tight space. Bodies pressed together and your breaths fanning each other's face... WHEEWWWW. Makes it ten times better if he can't pull out cus the space got tighter.
Anal. Sex.- I'm sure we all know this but...Mark is an ass man. I mean, he has a big dump truck himself so it just makes sense. Don't get me wrong though Mark loves pussy just as much as the next person but something about fucking you in your ass just does it for him. One, It's tighter so it feels like it's squeezing the life force out of his dick and two, there is something just so taboo about it, that makes him feel like he's doing something bad.
Barebacking- (USE PROTECTION!!) Yup. He doesn't do this one a lot though. He has to TRUST you. He does not have an impregnation or breeding kink unlike some of his colleagues (yk who.) lmao. But our man Mark here just likes the euphoric feeling he gets when his dick can directly touch all the ridges and warm flesh in your pussy. It feels more intimate and that leads me to believe that he won't explore this kink unless it's with someone he plans to be with long-term. The barrier the condom provides is important of course as I said he's not in the mood for pregnancy scares at the moment but Mark here is convinced he can pull out fast enough( He never does btw).
Changkyun - Monsta X
A HARDDDDD Dominant - No room for any other opinions at this time.
Dacryphilia- Have you ever heard of those people that will fuck you so good you cry and even then they won't stop? Yeah. He's one of them. lemme just start off by saying there are different levels of sex with this man so if you're a hookup he definitely won't go this far but if you guys are actively fucking like fuckbuddies or in a relationship he makes sure that you cry EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. It's a very small observation you could almost miss it but the minute that first tear rolls down your cheek he's going to become animalistic or almost predator-like. Because of this you definitely have to establish a safe word with him because honey you could be bawling your eyes out, he is not going to stop. he only gets rougher from there.
Begging- the literal embodiment of "I love it when you beg" This kink is practically self-explanatory. But yk he takes it up a notch. His begging and dacryphilia kink goes hand in hand. Be until you cry vibes. "How bad do you want Daddy's dick?" Taunting you and making it hard for you to talk straight. He has a rule, if you want something you have to beg for it CLEARLY. That means no stuttering, no cursing in between words or sentences, and no whispering. Speak in a leveled tone. It's hard for you but that's what makes it fun for him.
Daddy Kink- Again, self-explanatory. there isn't much to say here. This kink is very specific for him though, as he doesn't like being called daddy by random people. This kink is 100% reserved for his partner. If he's called daddy by a stranger or one night stand he'd become awkward or turned off. He would think that they're trying too hard. But if he was called daddy by his partner...*giggles and kicks my feet like a schoolgirl* then, you'd get things like "Atta girl" "That's right baby daddy's here" "Have you been good for me?" etc. Also, he likes spending money on his partner so he 100% has the "Daddy will give you the world " Mindset.
Felix - Stray Kids (SKZ)
A (soft) dom leaning switch - depending on his partner
Stigmatophilia- Nipple piercings could kill him! Felix likes to be surprised. If you have piercings anywhere near or on your genitals he may just pass out. The feeling of the cold metal in his mouth as he sucks on your nipples>>> anything else. I think he might honestly be into lip piercings too. Tugging between his teeth when you guys are making out.
Thesauromania- Felix is a little perv. He steals your panties and your bras lmaooo. When he's traveling and he misses you he just takes them out of his bag and jerks off to it. I swear you complain all the time that some of your bras and panties are missing and he doesn't say shit. This is definitely one of the kinks he'd keep a secret because it's funner that way. More scandalous if you will. Probably like a dangerous game to him and he enjoys it very much Just the thought of getting caught makes him blush and get hard. He doesn't wash them either, so a lot of them become stiff with his cum hence why he'll continue to steal them.
Spit Kink- SELF EXPLANATORY. Be so fucking fr y'all. Don't lie to me and say you didn't think this man would be into something like this lol. He's not into the basic spit-kink stuff though. For him, it's more like a 'suck my dick until I see the bubbles of spit at the corner of your mouth' type of thing,' When you take my dick out your mouth I wanna see that line of spit that still connects the two together', the 'let's kiss sloppily until our saliva is running down our chin and we can lick it off each other', the 'spit in your mouth type of guy', the 'spits in his hands and rubs it all over you type'...Do you get me?
Hope you enjoyed the ride!
Do cum again &lt;3
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event | kinktober 2022
prompt | pet play
pairing | daddy!ransom drysdale x reader
warnings | mean!daddy!ransom, reader is essentially ransom’s slave, petplay stuff (reader is ransom’s “bunny”, wears a collar, a tail, ears, etc.), mocking, dumbification
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um 😌 i have been waiting a HOT MINUTE to talk about daddy!ransom and his perfect pet— rn i’m thinking about sweet little bunny!reader 🥺 ransom probably paid good money for you, and he really spoils you. you’re not kept in a cage; you have your own little room with a fluffy bed on the floor, a bin of toys, plenty of food and water and snacks, and he dresses you in the cutest frilly dresses and skirts. you always wear your ears, your collar, and your tail, sometimes you’re kept leashed up too. but obviously ransom’s favorite part of the whole arrangement is getting to fuck you 😭 he loves sprawling you out on your back on his bed and fucking your tiny pussy, the sweet little noises you make drive him absolutely wild. he’s got his hands wrapped around your waist as he rams into you over and over, his massive cock always a painful stretch no matter how many times he’s taken you. “fuck, look at you, little bunny,” he’s growling, animalistic as he pumps in and out with amazing force. “fuckin’ you so good, all you can do is lie there can cry. poor baby” 🤤 and he’s right, you’re just whimpering and gasping and moaning, unable to form words “such a dumb little pet, can’t even form her own words. aren’t you going to thank me, bunny? good little bunnies thank their daddies when they fuck their sweet little pussies this nicely” so you stumble out a pathetic apology and attempt to thank him, and he just laughs at you 😩 “oh baby, you really weren’t made for talking, we’re you? no, just made for fucking. nothing but a pretty little fuck-hole for daddy to play with. you wanna cum, baby bunny? you want daddy to let you cum?” he’s going harder, faster, reaching down and slapping your clit before rubbing it frantically. his other hand reaches up to grab your collar and chokes you with it, waiting for your response. you’re a good pet and you beg: “please daddy, please let me cum!” “good girl, bunny. that’s it, cum now. cum for daddy” 😌🫶😮‍💨
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Also, speaking of other members with strength.
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How the fuck is he holding Yeosang like he weighs fkn nothing?
He doesn't even look like he's bothered.
I feel like he would put you in positions where he can deliberatedly show off his strength like against a wall or standing up.
I feel like if you were insecure about your body, he would purposefully create an excuse to show off his strength.
'You think you're too heavy for me sweet thing? I think I might have to show you how strong I really am'.
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AAAAAAAHHHHH HE IS SO HOT FOR THIS FOR REEEAL i would kill for him to carry me like this ;-; would pay good money to be slung over his shoulder for like five minutes- anyway-
i totally agree, he loves positions where he can hold you up to a) be closer to you b) because he loooooooooooves loves loves your reaction to it.
the way your eyes go wide as he sandwiches you between him and the wall- the little gasps and whimpers you let out as he lifts you on and off his cock by your ass while he stands- 😮‍💨
he eats it up. he can't get enough of how you become forced to desperately cling onto him for support, arms wrapping tightly around his neck or gripping at his biceps as he hits the spot that makes you see stars.
i think another one of his favorite things to do is carry you all the way to the bed in any way he feels like, bridal, over the shoulder so he can squeeze your ass, with your legs and arms wrapped around him... that's what gets him going. right when things are getting heated, he's got your lips locked with his in a sweet, sloppy make out session... he'll slide his hands under your thighs without warning and pick you up off the couch, traveling to the bedroom. he loves the whimper you make into his mouth while he does it...
but if you're ever feeling insecure about him being able to lift you, that's when he'll lay you down, kiss every part of your body, eat you out and finger you nice and slow, and tell you how beautiful you are <3
... but then he's back to lifting you up and placing you down on his length sorry not sorry.
"see, sweetheart? i can handle it. don't you worry about a thing, pretty girl. just relax and let me make you cum like this..."
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I have to watch Abbott Elementary but I've seen clips and yes 😂 I just know Demetri would teach science and students would make him question his life choices with the shit they do in labs (i say that and it reminds me of the time I was in high school and a guy went around poking girls in the ass with an exacto knife 😮‍💨)
But not the point. I just know the students ship him and the librarian so hard. When they see him eating lunch with her, they talk about them and gossip about how cute they are!
But imagine after a year of them dating, Reader winds up pregnant (from demetris fat monster cock ofc lol) and when the students return to school, she's already showing and they're freaking the fuck out because wtf already? Really?
- gemini sensei
I imagine they start dating in the middle of the school year, most of the kids are already talking about it in the halls. A few kids spy on them in the faculty lounge eating during lunch. They see the two of them laughing together over lunch. They notice how close they are, Demetri scooting as close as he can to her.
All the kids start pulling their bets.
It’s only confirmed when they catch him kissing her hand all romantic like one day after school in the abandoned library. Two lone students trying to return some books before they get kicked out of the building for the day. Of course, Demetri and Reader never see them peaking through the library doors, they run off as soon as they see the two getting all kissy and gross.
Half the school bets are called, kids fist bumping and whooping over the easy money after the news about what was seen in the library.
But that doesn’t stop the kids from still tracking the progress between the two adults. Most of the girls are talking about “when the wedding will happen.” And the guys are joking about how nerd like Demetri’s proposal will be. It’s a sweet little romantic drama going on in the school and the kids are loving it.
Sadly at some point summer comes and school is out. The kids believe that it will just be the end of it until the next school year starts.
When the next school year starts everyone, like everyone is surprised.
Because Ms,Readers sweaters are no longer baggy and her blouses are tight and so are her skirts.
They are tight enough to show off her now rounding out belly, no longer pudge but a round belly underneath the tight material.
The kids see the way she favors her belly now. The way she’s touching it more every now and then, resting her hand on the new bump.
And when they see the new engagement rings on both adults, they know it. Most of the students just can't believe it, not that they didn't awkwardly think about their two favorite school adults having sex at some point after everything. Their just surprised that it happened so fast. They didn’t think their nerdy rambling teacher would get so far so quick with they nice librarian. And the fact he got her pregnant so quick?
Minds blown.
(Btw @gemini-sensei , I’m going to NEED some smut at some point with Teacher!Monster Cock!Demetri and Pregnant!Librarian!Reader, like I’m going to need it to survive this new addiction.👀👁👁😍)
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Girlhood won, but Yeonjun lost. Ooof. Why do I feel like the order is gonna high key barbecue them a lil for that. I mean don’t they watch tv… Rich folk aren’t supposed to get CAUGHT with drugs—just do them because having enough money to randomly go to Monte Carlo is so stressful or whatever. I mean who wouldn’t need a blunt when they were worried about whether or not their parents will have to pay to fix their grades? Us peasants will never understand. My guess is someone is about to pay some serious scratch so this can all be a “misunderstanding.”
Also not me almost losing consciousness when you said JaYn was about to be DEPRAVED when they finally break. (So surprising that tried and true Shrek rizz didn’t do it for them. Alas 💀—Gurl put on something with a good jump scare and let that man “protect” you. I swear men cannot HeLp themselves in that situation. If they like you, they break with that perfect little bit of subtle leaning into them for security. You can’t overdo it because then it’s obvious and cheesy. And you can’t be like “nothing scares me” because whatever ok. Just letting your guard down and being a SMIDGE vulnerable—like tightening your fingers on his arm or a little jump or maybe covering your eyes… Just that little hint of vulnerability not helplessness no one needs that girl you a strong woman but I digress Jay would have been PUTTY IN HER HANDS. It’s a no-miss move. I would know 💅)
But I also feel like…….if YN was ever in actual danger of any sort… Jay would cut a man down. Like I wonder if that will come up…
ANYWHO—
New theory. Sunoo’s dad (or grandad if it was a long time ago, I forgot to check the dates 💀 but I’m just gonna assume dad so—) anyway Sunoo’s dad was the dude that got outed at Mercy Health but the accusations were just a cover for the fact that either he WAS snuggling up with YN’s mom or YN’s dad was just petty jealous and framed him. Now he’s the client and he’s looking for revenge.
OR…
The client is YN’s mom. She wants to be free to be with Sunoo’s dad or she just wants to be out of that relationship or whatever but she needs a way out and that is where Jay comes in. She needs dirt on YN’s dad to make a clean exit or a power move of some sort. She is able to blackmail Jay because maybe whatever she had on him involved someone going to the hospital…a hospital owned by Mercy Health perhaps…
GIRLHOOD WON!!!! (for now 🫣) there's a bit more on that in the next chapter where jay feels a bit conflicted about their priorities versus his own,, the class difference is getting to him i fear 🤧 (trying not to reveal Too much rn :'))
HAHAH they're gonna break a little 🤏 in the next chapter but this isn't even gonna scratch the surface for when jay finally loses it around her 😮‍💨 LMFAOAO THE SHREK RIZZ would've had me just giving up and watching the movie tbh!! 😭 shrek was definitely not the right movie for a moment like that because i cannot think of a single shrek scene that would've had me jumping or flinching around someone 😩 you're so right but our mc is lacking in the Flirting department bless her soul <33 next chapter will definitely pick up a bit tho 🤧
omg sunoo's dad and mc's mom as new suspects ✅ all solid theories actually 😳 jay has been SLACKING on the investigation tbh (blame his unwillingness to find dirt his new friends) but things will pick back up once they're back in yale 🤭 and more backstories will be revealed ofc!! it was lovely hearing from you as always 🥰 and i hope you're doing well and taking care !!! <3
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Girl, im in the same boat as you. After the pandemic, things are finally starting to pick up pace for me and I began this year busier than ever. My twitter account was starting to collect dust and spiderwebs, and I said ok, perhaps this is it. It may be time for me to find a different hyper fixation or a new hobby. But these bitches saw me walking out the door and pulled me back in. See? Now this is why I got into kpop. It takes so little to make a woman's heart soften, and yet most days I had to sit through the most unhinged and boring drama ever. Listen, I just wanna be entertained, is that too much to ask?
Well, today it looks like my prayers have been answered. I woke up to some delicious baemin content. Loved that they showed us a little bit of the rehearsal, and have you seen how jimin talks to his hyung? I don't know how taeyang deals with the urge to pick him up and take him home. He's so strong and brave 🫡 then we finally got the live jimin has been promising since last year and i cant believe he keeps getting prettier and cuter every time i see him. How can a grown ass man be that cute and lovely? And he keeps talking about how much he's working and all the things he's preparing... honestly I'm trying not to get my hopes up, but really when it comes to jimin i cant help but get excited. And then, jk's weird ass back at it again! which i was especially glad for because I missed his live yesterday AND with the addition of jimin's comments?? he really got me feeling things ngl I was giggling and kicking my feet, I can't say I wouldn't pay them money just to see jimin tie jungkook's hair. I'm just a girl you know...
So yeah, just like that, I missed a good chunk of my morning looking for translations and staring at my phone like a dumbass. Maybe some other day i will find a more productive way to waste my time, but for now it looks like I'll stick around 😮‍💨
Girl!
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We're having almost the same experience 👀
In my case, I don't need another hyper fixation or anything. I've had enough of such intensities since 2020, but as you said, mostly it's just witnessing mindless drama and the usual bullshit. And on top of that, in terms of the music and other content, what is there left for now? I've been through almost everything BTS. I'm not gonna write about the same thing until I get grey hair. Which means I'm left with paying attention to the solo projects. And since life's too short for me to spend time writing or watching what people do, especially if I don't care much about them, I'm left with the biases. Jungkook is on a break (those saying he's not getting work because the company doesn't offer him opportunities are simply demented) and the only one left is Jimin. And his solo work is starting to pick up and it's really the only relevant thing right now for me.
The problem is that it's become a habit. Keeping up to date through social media, which means that as much as I try to avoid it, I still have to see things and people against my own will and I'm too far into this thing and in my life in order to pretend that I still want to pay attention and write about it. I mean, lately I've made my position even clearer than it was before because it just doesn't matter at the end of the day. I'm in a speeding train caught on fire and at some point I will have to jump. Because I know what awaits me out there. Instead of reading and debating daily fandom bullshit, I can dedicate more of my time to watching films and pick up my dusty books from the library, knowing that there's no way I can be as disappointed as I feel after 2 hours in bts/fandom spaces. I need that dose in order to remind myself that there are things that bring me joy and I don't have to witness stupid people writing nonsense on twitter.
I also have fun here, with its ups and downs. But there's the risk of becoming repetitive and that's the death of passion. No thank you.
And then there's days like this in which it's fun again, starting with that performance rehearsal and ending it so nicely. I missed it. Like you said, I want to be entertained. That's all. And that includes everything, from frivolous aspects like watching JK eat chicken on a vlive, to a song release, a Fashion Week appearance or putting out a fascinating portfolio.
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You asked for crumbs of my boyo, time for me to ask back. CAN WE GET SOME BACKSTORY OR FUN FACTS ON BRYNN? This odd pretty boy. I need to know him.
Also, for funsies. Which one of your PCs do you think would most likely end up in prison? Which one would most likely get kidnapped? Which one would most likely become a parent (becoming a parental figure works too)?
Most likely to end up in prison:
.. Angel😮‍💨 She mostly stays away from stealing people's stuff(unless they were trying to rape him, then they don't feel bad anymore and just steal everything they can), but he'd most likely go to prison because of.............drum roll pls............✨violence✨. Angel is a rather emotional character, unlike my other PCs. She sees something wrong being done and he will step in, and to a much higher degree.....beat the shit out of you.
They're lucky she hasn't gone to prison yet.
Most likely to get kidnapped:
Brynn. Now Angel's the one to get canonically kidnapped, but if we push that aside then Brynn. He's famous. Really famous. And really pretty, too. So here's the thing, his fame as a model outweighs his sex fame, but even the model photoshoots are mostly lewd so like.yeah. so for other folk in the town, it's like bumping into your favourite porn star in the streets or smth while rumours that they'll suck you off if you give them a 100 are drifting in the air.💀💀💀 Some sick mf might be a 'fan' or smth and want to keep him to themself. And unlike Caelan(huge body type + can smack you reall hard) and Angel(will beat your ass and steal your belt), Brynn is very physically weak. So it would be an easy kidnapping, too.
Most likely to become a parental figure:
First I was thinking Caelan but then I was like nah that's too obvious, then I thought Angel. But Angel has more of a big sibling aura so we're going with Caelan. They're really calm, collected and mature. And most importantly: they scare off potential creeps with just a glare. It'd be comforting for the other orphans to have someone like that with them, it's almost like they have a nice Bailey that won't sell them at the drop of a hat. They also give good advice and hugs, so. Catch them wrapping up presents for every orphan three months before Christmas.
Now for more stuff about Brynn:
Sometimes he does stuff only for the aesthetic. Like he pretends he looooooooooooves strawberries but he actually hates how tart they are. He feels the need to keep up the 'UwU femboy' image
He wants to dye his hair at some point. He's asked Niki about it before during a shoot but Niki just went 'do whatever you want'
On the topic of Niki, Brynn probably talks to him the most. Well he's the person he says the most words to in a row. Normally Brynn likes to keep himself busy in stuff, and even if he isn't he's fidgeting with his sleeves. Can't do any of that for three whole hours while on the job so. He just asks Niki random shit and Niki responds either with a hum or a short sentence.
He's thought about using kaomojis during text, they're cute and stuff. But he has no patience for that so no kaomojis😔 he's dry af btw.
But you know what's not dry?........THAT PENI-
Brynn's been fucking in the streets in exchange for money for a long time. Way before the in game stuff happens. Yk how when you first walk out of the orphanage you're immediately attacked then a rando gives you a pepper spray? Yeah that was the day he decided he wanted to dress up a bit. He's always been more attracted to feminine stuff but too shy to go through with it. So yeah, he got out in a skirt and he... Made more money with it. Like judt in general the money he was being paid increased. So he went lol profit and kept doing it. But....he really didn't like it when they called him a girl and then were surprised when he had a pp and maybe even degraded him for it. So now he avoids doing anything to his face or hair, so he's like. Evidently a boy in a dress/skirt.
Another orphan works at the brothel, and told Brynn that he could earn more by working there too. Brynn didn't think for even a moment, he refused instant lmao. The work environment there and the lack of security is gonna scare him off.
He likes bananas
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No because honestly it’s a sigh of relief to hear that! I wasn’t asking you to argue. I wanted to know if we were on the same page.
I’ve been a fan of his for so long, and honestly, I don’t have the money to follow him around the world which I know is the case for a lot of people but it’s hard not to feel jealous. Envious. He means the world to me and I know he means the world to a lot of other people, but it just sucks because I don’t get flowers, I wasn’t in the 50 people who got a picture that urban took, I didn’t get to go to the premiere of his movie with him… And I understand that he wants to be down to earth and give opportunities to his fans, but it just feels like few and far between. 
I do feel like that initially, these texts were his way of trying to get close with everybody and I feel like he lost sight of that 
😮‍💨😮‍💨 woof! Lmao OK cause the last month I had 💀 but no seriously it’s not fair. My husband and I were listening to him before he even dropped THRU THE NIGHT. Like— MIXTAPES ago. Y’know? I’m a fan (but I also haven’t really been keeping tabs) but it’s truly not fair to the diehard fans. Like if you gone do that shit with a few girls. You need to do it with allum. And you don’t have the time (and/or the money) to be sending a bouquet to all your female fans — so, don’t pull shit like that. Cause believe it or not, it’s hella insensitive.
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