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corpsecoochie · 14 days

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I was the catalyst to a huge fight outside a food truck tonight and I don’t even know what I did 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😂 anyway I’m staying inside forever now.

#genuinely do not even know what happened #but a man wanted to beat my ass???#so my friend stepped between us #then he wanted to beat my friends ass #then his wife wanted to beat my ass #then my OTHER friend got involved #and then HIS wife got involved #then a random woman got involved #and then COPS SHOWED UP #I work really hard on my agoraphobia and I feeeeel like this just uhhh #made it worse LOL #personal #me #selfie #my face #dyed hair #piercings #alt girl #goth girl

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caffichai · 7 months

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Velma with something insightful to say

#“If you spot a monster and call the cops then you've got two monsters!”#That is if they bother to show up anyway #It's Halloween season #and what's more fitting than a member of the Scooby gang?#I'd have drawn them all if I had the time but alas #Scooby doo #scooby gang #velma dinkley #digital art #pixel #pixel art #artists on tumblr #Art

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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Prompt 163

Danny pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath, counting to ten and then letting it out. Why was this always his luck? Alright. Okay. Time to move again thanks to Dan pushing his body too far again, and ending up in his core. This was not how he was expecting to spend his days when he ghost-adopted his clone and sort-of son now actual son. Welp, he’ll throw a dart at the map to figure out where he’ll go next.

Hm. Well, pack up Ellie! They’re moving to a place called Smallville, you always wanted a horse, right?

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The Nightingales end up the Kents’ neighbors #Which is probably very useful when a spaceship crashes in the yard #Danny is good at hiding his powers but a baby Dan is in fact Not #Jordan and Clark are inseparable #They’re really good at Bad Cop & Good Cop #Ellie is delighted to be the older sister and encourage all their mischief #Or help them fly (again in Dan’s case)#Martha teaches Danny how to cook without accidentally bringing something to life #Dan is definitely not jealous of how much Clark talks about his new BFF Batman when he starts superheroing #Well as the older-by-a-couple-months person it is his duty to make sure this dude is a good friend for his barely-younger cousin #Somehow he ends up the inbetween of Clark’s optimism & Bruce’s pessimism #He also just sometimes Shows Up at the watchtower after the league is formed despite not being a hero

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months

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Embrace the truth

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #lan xichen #lan wangji #wei wuxian #WWX uses NMJ's abs as part of his evidence for identification. LXC is allowed to use his familiar embrace as his evidence.#We are now entering the slow burn arc of 'Lan Xichen continues to lose everything he cared about'.#He has his love of fishing + his good friendship with JGY + his brother. I hope nothing happens to any of those things #Not that its in character for *anyone* present to have the emotional intelligence for it - but man LXC is having a very hard time #Trying to pin his sworn brother as a murderer *right* after identifying the mystery body as his other sworn brother?#of *course* he's defensive! You gave him no time to process!#He's gonna need a lot of time by the pond to cope #The original joke had LXC copping a feel on those glutes and recognizing him that way. Which now looking back *was* funnier #sigh...I need to trust my gut a bit more #Next time on PD-MDZS: They just show up in Jinlin Tai because I want to plot to keep moving

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modmad · 7 months

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oh no i gtg afk and so many trick or treaters showed up in my inbox!!! uh okay kids

stand back im just gonna *throws a brick through the window*

GO GO GO GRAB ALL YOU CAN GRAB ALL YOU CAN CARRY

oh SHIT!!!!!

LEAVE THE DONUTS I REPEAT LEAVE THE D

#QUICK #THROW THE CANDY ON THE GROUND #IT'LL DISTRACT THEM #trick or treat #is it really halloween if the cops don't show up bc you're having too much fun?#yes. yes it is. RUN.

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shu-of-the-wind · 9 months

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END the copaganda that not giving your DNA to your cops makes you more suspicious.

END the copaganda that if you don't tell your side of the story to a cop you're going to be arrested.

END the copaganda that not allowing the cops into your home without a warrant is criminal behavior.

END the copaganda that not allowing cops to interrogate you without an attorney present is inherently more suspicious.

END the copaganda that if you don't speak to a cop that stops you on the street, you are breaking a law.

this is all bullshit and it is framed in a way that destroys your constitutional right to be protected from unreasonable intrusions into your life and into your home. it is a way for cops and the law enforcement system to intrude on your privacy in ways they are legally not allowed to, by making YOU feel like YOU will be seen as a bad guy for standing up for your rights.*

demand to see a warrant. if they stop you on the street, ask if you're being detained and if so, why. do not speak to cops without your attorney present. that is WHY miranda rights exist. you are ALLOWED to keep your mouth shut.

*ALL of this is stuff that will be more dangerous to do if you are black or brown or visibly trans or queer or disabled. if at ANY POINT you feel that you are going to be at risk of harm for doing these things, you are NOT at fault for complying. your rights are important but they are not more important than preserving your life. stay safe out there y'all.

#this post is also very heavily focused on US experiences and US copaganda but i'm a defense attorney in the US so y'know #that's what i know #copaganda #ACAB #constitutional rights #shit like this is why i can barely watch true crime and why i refuse to watch cop shows anymore #it's just. all over and it makes me so angry #shut up alix no one cares #sometimes alix goes viral

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arcanegifs · 1 year

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"I spent so many nights in that shitty prison. On the freezing floor, hungry, bloody, counting the hours. The only thing... The only thing that kept me going was the thought of getting back to you."

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evermorethecrow · 3 months

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hello!! sorry to bother was just wondering do you know what happened to itotypes’ blog? i cant seem to find it anywhere…hope you have a good day!!

They had like a weird epiphany a WHILE back and stopped liking anime 😭😭 then they like got a girlfriend?? moved in with her but kept the account up and all but then like a bunch of legal stuff went done because of one of their fics they were on the run for like 28 days before they got found and detained in some park, theres a few articles about it online i think??? honestly the whole situation has been crazy

#cant belive we were mutuals at some point #at one point i had like a cop show up at my home to ask questions on the subject????#evermore answers

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nando161mando · 6 months

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Monday in Dublin. Be there!

With Workers.

Against Racism.

#DublinRiots #Dublin #Ireland #PeopleBeforeProfit #PBP #AntiRacism #Antifascism

@antifainternational @anarchistmemecollective @kropotkindersurprise @radicalgraff

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n7punk · 4 months

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what's the worst thing you watched and kept up with (at least for a while) because you were gay and begging for scraps? mine was probably pretty little liars

#what was her name? emily? whatever it was i was a simp for the lesbian character on PLL #and put up with three seasons of fucking Nonsense for it #words and things #i say 'probably' because there are worse shows i watched for various girls that i had crushes on over the years #but thats a different kind of simping. i didnt watch them for girl kissing i watched them for a girl who i knew was probably straight #gay #lesbian #bisexual #<- yall got it the worst half of these things were subtly biphobic too #oh god does anyone remember that show where the MC was a succubi but didn't know about monsters #so she thought she was just a freak and was always on the run until the monster world finds one of her kills and hunts Her down #and she ends up. idk working at a monster bar and helping her Monster Cop boytoy hunt runaway monsters? or something?#listen what i remember from that is how badly i wanted her and her simp (female roommate maybe?) to fuck instead #and i swear they queerbaited me a little. but i might have just been delusional tbh

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mittenhater · 4 months

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people who have fucked up relationships with their fathers, let's join hands

#psych #henry spencer #shawn spencer #but in all seriousness #shawn's relationships with his parents are so similar to mine it's scary #like no wonder this is one of my ultimate comfort shows #mother who tried her best to be there emotionally but ultimately was focused on her career #father who had to step in and be both mom and dad but wasn't equipped to handle it and ended up coming off as both extremely #detached and hypercritical #my dad wasn't a cop though thank god

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beedreamscape · 7 months

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To pair my last post, but in happier tones.

Part of me thinks Kiriona was so set up on turning John back to mortal, after any Harrowhark intentions that overrule everything else, not because she has lofty plans of ruling over anyone but because if he isn't immortal anymore, he's not god anymore, and if he's not god nor the emperor, he's free to be just her dad.

I want the griddlehark drama and angst and romance for the next book, but I also want to see Gideon experiencing some, at the very least, normal times with an adult figure that doesn't hate her, that feels responsible for her, that might even love her, in an environment that isn't 'headquarters of an empire at war'.

Which alternatively could also be achieved with Pyrrha once they overcome the larger-than-life wall that is Wake between them, but that'd still be different than the father figure of John who, in his best days, has a personality that matches Gideon's so well and could very well offer the tenderness she's never been shown before, tenderness he's very capable of when he's not drunk in his own revenge plots.

#anyway #has anyone guessed which is my favourite dynamic in the books???#dynamic which i didn't get to see more than two lines of???#yes yes #hoping for bubble scenarios of him showing her NZ landscapes and the places he grew up in #showing her his family and his people...........#that'd be so extra tho #so you see i can only picture two outcomes for them #either doom and utter betrayal or some very okay times of bbq and playing ball with her physically incompetent nerd father #goth gf. nerd father. uuhhh... paul. psycho bitch bestfriend. dad's eldritch monster chick. ex-cop stepmom???#it's complicated #tlt #the locked tomb #atn speculation #alecto the ninth #kiriona gaia #gideon nav #john gaius

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visenyaism · 9 months

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actually in pitting all of her cop boyfriends against each other rhaenyra is doing the invaluable praxis of preventing police unions from successfully forming in westeros and is thus the most progressive figure in the dance of the dragons

#howd she get with three cops. she’s so lana del rey vinyl #pov you are a random peasant in flea bottom and daemon and the fraternal order of the gold cloaks show up

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un-pearable · 3 months

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this may sound hypocritical given i am very much also a superhero fan . but i attribute everything i dislike about the (pre-Dragons Rising) Wildbrain era of Ninjago to the superhero-fication of the ninja. it started with the doom and gloom angle they took post movie but every issue i have with the flanderization of the show can be traced back to seeing the ninja as Marvel-esque superheroes (functioning as cops) rather than mythologic/prophecied folk heroes

#the shift from urban-fantasy to superhero fiction fundamentally ruined most of the appeal in the show #both worldbuilding and character dynamics . don’t make the ninja cops.#they’re not punishing bad guys they’re stopping prophecied armageddons . they’re a DND party not the avengers.#crucially they must be Just Some Guy.#this is badly phrased i’ve been meaning to do a whole write up for ages but i never do. read by thoughts boy #text✨#ninjago

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iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife · 9 months

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#polls #reblogs encouraged and appreaciated. i need people to vote on this thing #στο παρά πέντε #στο παρα πεντε #sto para pente #obs when i say people who have not watched sto para pente i mean all my non greek mutuals and the one (1) greek mut who hasnt watched it #you know who u are #also some context that wouldnt fit in the poll but i think is important:#4 of the protags pretend to be gay in frongt of a cop to keep the 5th one from getting arrestedfor double homicide #and 1 of our main 5 comes out as ace right when they are all tied up in an abandoned storage unit #with a bomb thats about to go off and kill them all <3 #τα παραμιλητά της Αλεξάνδρας #Al's ramblings #all of these are plot points from the actual show except one (1) which i actually stole from a fic <33

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notsogracefullyput · 25 days

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The 911 show is fun or entertainingly emotional a lot of the time but then I’ll notice an episode is heading in a certain direction and I’m like no please don’t do it don’t do it aaaaand yep there it is *big letters on a Jumbotron* C-C-C-Copaganda *bull horn blaring* brr brr brr brrrrrrr

#do the sound effects make any sense?#they’ll be preaching first responder solidarity #and I’m like nope #all of you are not the same #or Athena getting up to nonsense #or the sniper being an ex cop who they fired ahead of time? fired? nah #911 abc #9 1 1 abc #911 show

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