You need Nanami on the sofa, fucking up into you as you straddle his lap, bouncing on his thick cock. You need him on the countertop in the kitchen, bent over the edge on your tippy-toes while his hips slap lewdly against your ass, pumping his shaft in and out of you. You need him in the shower, wet and dewy, soapy fingerprints littered on the tile walls. Then right after the shower, face-down on the bed, wrists slightly bounded by his spotted tie, sucking on your puffy clit from behind. Twist it and reverse it so you're on his face, riding his mouth until he comes. He hums into your skin, shooting his hot load onto his stomach, fucking his fist from the sheer taste of you on his tongue.

Yeah, that's exactly what you need.

I still can't get over Sam saying "That's what you wanted, right?" when he slid his legs in between Bucky's.

mcdanno: too busy pining for each other to notice each other pining

me and @thebisexual-and-thedamned figured out that pitts collects rocks, and charlie threatens to eat them.

Wdym you saw me crying after watching the new 9-1-1 episode?? Hahahaha that's so funny it's not like I'm having intense feelings about a main character of a popular show getting to be bisexual, getting to be like me, and have it be soft and sweet and not a great big tragedy and I can reasonably assume he's probably going to survive for a good long life and he's not a side character he's a main and he's like me, and no, I was not crying!

when people draw ramon with pale skin and bshort brown hair it makes him look like he's guaxinim's biological child

I like the thought of Cassian being annoying to Nesta if only to get her to say his name in that exasperated way of hers. He’s so hot for Nesta saying his name. 

Cannon things in ONE PIECE

Luffy BITE A THROGH A METAL CHAIN!

Like he just bite a chain made of presumably iron or steel!

Luffy's powers are rubber but he also has the power of being able to do what a 7 year old would think is really cool while pretending to be a pirate, and his physical body having the plot inconsistencies of said 7 year old forgetting he just pretended to get fully impaled

Near is my little pony's number one fan

me, to neil : you're my favorite dead poet !

neil : cool.

neil : mine's charlie.

sailor uranus is a he/his/him nonbinary butch lesbian

Reunion, part 1

it's just dawned on me that i spent years seriously and unironically writing about real men x reader fics im gonna cry and jump off this figurative cliff

list of Resident Evil chars with brown eyes: Ada, Ashley, Carlos, Chris, Claire, Jill, Leon, Rebecca, I may be forgetting some

Sherry

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna