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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
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Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.
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*can be niece/nephew through sibling or cousin
**parents and siblings
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I really believe there’s some sort of “emperor’s new clothes” phenomenon happening with Gen Z discoursers where they’re too afraid to question the logic of some of the discourse being thrown at them for fear of appearing to be unwoke so they just blindly parrot it not to be excluded by their peers
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Get to know Olivia Cooke in 60 seconds
via The Sunday Times Style on Instagram
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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol
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It’s always insane to me when people DM me to yell at me about breaching their DNI because I reblogged a post from them
Like how chronically online are you that you’re checking the blogs of everyone who reblogs from you
And I genuinely mean that. Even if the post only has like 10 notes at best. How much free time do you have to check the blogs of all 10 of those notes, and then go OUT OF YOUR WAY to message anyone who doesn’t fit your strict guidelines for human interaction. And I know some of y’all don’t just check but you DIG, because some of the stuff I get DMed about is not advertised on my blog as soon as you look at it.
How do you all survive outside of the internet when every persons political opinions and stances on fictional content aren’t displayed to you right off the bat.
Like I’m not kidding. That’s not normal. You are not the normal one in this situation. Please put your phone down for at least a week and go outside.
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Ghoulggins:
In VATS all the time
Bloody mess perk
Cool outfit, probably some quest reward
Looking for lost family
Overly convenient inventory
Grinding radient quests (bounties)
Hangs out the most with Dogmeat
Invites a companion to join him
In this essay, I propose he is the actual Player Character-
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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE ISN'T FOR YOU
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How to Ride a Werewolf
Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…
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