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russilton · 3 months
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I think we're all in for a rude awakening about the little dudes we like. Not that we should idolize or deidify anyone, but most of the responses have been abysmal.
It is… I wouldn’t call it shocking because it’s just not, it’s so expected, we see who these men hang out with, who they support and where they travel without a word. It’s just deeply disappointing.
Even with Lewis and George being the only drivers who made even the tiniest hint of a disapproving statement about Horner— there’s no sense of superiority there, because I know they both have happily hugged and shook hands with some of the worst celebrities out there. Cheesing with Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, Elon musk in the garage or making posts with Neymar- people with well known histories of abuse. They’re speaking out now because it doesn’t truly affect them, it’s a softball practically speaking because they don’t have to look at their own relationships.
None of us can honestly say we 100% believe that if it was Toto in their place, they wouldn’t do the same pandering as max and checo.
But that’s also not an excuse for apathy about how fucking awful some of the others have been. Daniel, Lando, Perez, Max, Nico H all sat there disgustingly whining about how this is inconveniencing them. Valtteri and Lance made utterly inappropriate answers about how they’re just there to drive and jokes that this must be great for the media.
It doesn’t matter that it’s a no comment answer so they can’t be sued for libel, there is a woman at the centre of it all having her life ripped apart and being publically complained about by her colleagues after something horrible happened to her - the least you can fuckin do is have an inch of empathy to say no comment and not “oh I just like driving cars” Grow up, you’re adult’s being paid millions, not kids being asked complicated question. These guys have never been held accountable to make a serious comment and it shows in how they shrug it off.
We can’t let exhaustion make us roll our eyes and ignore it too. We have to hold them to account for what they’re saying. Too often I see people throw their hands up and talk about how this sport is shit and will never be better what did you expect, but that nihilism of thinking nothing can be fixed is also what lets these men get away with their behaviour. We have to keep demanding better of them or they’ll keep being comfortable with doing fuck all.
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officialmiintee · 9 months
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dcst sengen / bite me
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awkwardlyflustered · 2 months
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Best Babysitter Ever
A/N: I have been watching too much Criminal Minds recently, I just started it over for like the 5th time. I love the BAU so goddamn much, and I specifically love Reid (he’s just a lil guy) so y’all better get so ready for so much lee Reid in the upcoming weeks. For now though, Reid and Hotch interacting has my entire soul and being so here’s a quick little story for the two of them. 
“Hotch, I promise you everything will be okay, I read five parenting books on the way here just to prepare.”
“I know, I trust you’re gonna be fine, you’ve just never babysat by yourself before, and JJ was supposed to come over and help…” Hotch trailed off, unable to keep the overprotective dad side from surfacing. 
“We’ll be fine! I’m great with kids,” Reid continued to argue, “We’ll have so much fun, isn’t that right Jack?” Both men turned their eyes over to the small six year old playing with his trucks in the corner. Jack agreed enthusiastically and ran over to hug Spencer’s leg. 
“Alright, I’m sure you guys will be fine,” Hotch finally relented. “Reid, call me if you need anything at all, and Jack, be good for Spencer” Spencer gave a salute towards his boss as Jack ran to hug his dad goodbye. 
A few hours later, Hotch walked back into his house and was immediately greeted by the loud screams of laughter from Jack. Smiling, he made his way towards the two, not saying anything. 
“SPEHEHENCEHEHER!” Jack squealed as Reid’s fingers scribbled across his belly. 
“Spencer? Who’s Spencer, I’m the tickle monster!” The curly haired boy announced, scooping up the small kid’s wrists in one hand, and drilling into his underarms with the other. Jack kicked out and tried to squirm away from the intruding hands, finally noticing his dad standing over the two of them. 
“DAHAHAHAHD HEHEHEHELP!!” 
“You can scream all you want, no one can save you from the tickle monster!” Reid called out with a grin taking over his face as he turned to Hotch as a greeting. 
“You heard him Jack, I can’t save you, there’s nothing I can do.” Hotch had a soft grin taking over his face as well, though not quite as smug as Spencer’s. 
“PLEHEHEASE,” Jack whined out, obviously enjoying himself. 
“Hmm alright fine, I’ll do my best but no promises.” Hotch threw his coat that he had just taken off onto the couch and crouched down by the two of them. “Let’s see here…” he muttered out, taking a hold of Jack’s arms and pretending to pull as hard as he could. 
“You’re no match for my incredible strength!” Spencer continued in character, vibrating his fingers into Jack’s ribs causing a whole new round of laughter. 
“Hmm I have an idea,” Hotch thought aloud as he stalked towards Spencer. 
“You’ll never beat me! Jack will be mine forever,” the so-called tickle monster called out yet again, too busy with his charade to pay any attention to the older man getting closer and closer to him. Without warning, Hotch practically tackled Spencer and started digging into his ribs. Spencer squealed and kicked his feet, completely caught
off guard by the attack. Jack quickly stood up from his position on the floor cheering and encouraging the attack. 
“Well well well, looks like the tickle monster is ticklish.”
“Nohohoho” Reid giggled out, weakly swatting at the offending hands currently wracking his nerves. Hotch grabbed Spencer arms and held them above his head, waiting while Reid panted beneath him.
“Hey Jack, come here,” the father beckoned his son over, and started pointing along Reid’s torso. “You know if you poke him right here he makes a really silly noise.” Jack, excited he got to play too began poking his little fingers along Spencer’s tummy. With every poke Spencer gave a hiccupy squeal, that quickly advanced into hiccupy giggles when Hotch’s fingers found their way to his upper ribs. 
“Wahahahait guhuhuys,” he pleaded, being careful with his squirming to not hurt Jack. 
“This is only fair after you tickled Jack for so long, what do you think buddy?”
“Yeah! You did this to me, you deserve it!” Reid just squeezed his eyes shut, threw his head back, and gave into the ticklish sensations. 
The Hotchner duo continued their attack for a few more minutes, making sure to get thorough revenge on the tickle monster before letting him up. Spencer sat up panting, with slight tears in the corners of his eyes. 
“The tickle monster isn’t gonna forget this, you better watch out,” he teased Jack, reaching out to pinch his side. 
“My dad will rescue me every time!” Jack replied indignantly, clinging to his dad’s leg. 
“I absolutely will,” Hotch reassured, ruffling his son’s hair, “But until you need more rescuing, it looks like it’s time for bed. Go start getting ready.” With that, Jack starting running off to get ready for bed, but quickly back tracked to give a crashing hug to Reid.
“Goodnight Spencer, thank you for playing with me.”
“Of course kid,” Reid replied, hugging Jack tightly. “I had fun playing with you.”
“Are you gonna come back tomorrow?” Hotch interrupted the interaction before Reid could be put on the spot.
“No buddy, not tomorrow, but you’ll see Spencer again soon.” Jack just nodded and finally left the two to begin getting ready for bed. Spencer stood up from the floor to stand next to Hotch.
“So I take it the babysitting went well?” Hotch asked with a slight smirk. Spencer nodded happily.
“Yeah, Jack is great. We had a lot of fun together.”
“I could see that. Do you maybe want to come back next week to babysit some more?” Spencer nodded again, much more enthusiastically. “And I take it the tickle monster will be making another appearance?” Spencer blushed out to his ears at the mention of the silly character. 
“Maybe he will.”
“Well then it looks like I’ll have some more rescuing to do, won’t I?” Reid just smiled and looked down at the ground, too sheepish to continue meeting Hotch’s eye. Hotch smiled warmly, remembering just how young Reid actually is despite his age. He quickly pulled Reid in for a hug.
“Thank you again Spencer.” 
“You’re welcome, it was nice getting to feel like an older brother for a little while.” Spencer’s eyes widened and he pulled away from the hug as he realized what he just said. “Not like that I just meant-”
“You’re the best big brother Jack could ask for,” Hotch assured the genius, clapping him on the shoulder. Spencer smiled an almost cheshire grin as the pink tint returned once again to his cheeks. 
“I’ll see you tomorrow morning,” he called out, slinging his bag over his shoulder. 
“Yep, and I can’t wait to see the rest of the team and inform them of what a great babysitter the tickle monster is,” Hotch teased, a smirk taking over his features. Reid froze, his hand on the doorknob. 
“Hotch you can tell anyone and everyone you want, but don’t tell Morgan I’m ticklish, he’ll never let me live it down.”
“I don’t know, I think Morgan would really like to know…”
“Hotch!”
“Alright alright, I’ll keep it to myself, for now anyways.” Spencer breathed a quick sigh of relief and waved goodbye before leaving the house. 
Hotch smiled fondly, and pulled out his phone to text Derek. 
Tomorrow morning you should ask Reid how babysitting went. He has a really funny secret to tell you
“Technically, I’m not gonna tell him anything,” Hotch muttered to himself, smiling. “Plus what fun is having this information if I’m just gonna keep it to myself?” With that, he walked towards Jack’s room ready to tuck him into bed. His heart was full between his son and his work family, he couldn’t be any happier. 
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neolxzr · 1 year
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and everybody is so trolled
(8 now)
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cabbitz · 6 days
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At my funeral reading my will:
Funeral director: ...And to III, I leave my hair care products. Honey, please do a deep condish.
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prodogg · 11 hours
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I’ll be honest I would have liked more for Ty Lee to rejoin the circus rather than join the kyoshi warriors, she clearly liked the place and it gave her the attention she craved and got denied by her parents during her early childhood. Also acrobatics clearly is something she is amazing at. Her joining the Kyoshi Warriors just made her part of a matched set again. I know people will say she just learned to accept that she can be part of a set and still be her own self or whatever but doesn’t really hit for me. Imo she just got put into the Kyoshi Warriors to give them a power up by giving them access to chi blocking. :P
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marcobodtlives · 4 months
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Scale of 1-10 how tear-jerkingly awful would a Bridge to Terabithia JeanMarco AU be?
(Ask inbox open and I would love to hear people’s thoughts? 🥹)
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cloddot · 6 months
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pitching this to the crowd that is tumblr dot com because i havnt read the og comic in years and this is the sort of niche thing this site is good for
what classpects do you think the hatchetfield characters would have
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cluelesslesbian · 2 years
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a tense situation when you're secretly pining for your bestie...
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ereborne · 4 months
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Song of the Day: February 13
“Coast of Marseilles” by Jimmy Buffett
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amiharana · 1 year
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y'all are gonna laugh at me for this one but i do think link takes food safety very seriously. he's all about that Wash your hands before you touch the food, clean and sterilize your cooking utensils, etc. link would be the gordon ramsey of botw, idc.
the reason i think so is because imo link really does love cooking and enjoys the experience of eating good food, he cherishes it very much and it's like a sacred ritual to him. he canonically can't resist a good meal according to zelda's diary and gets very excited in-game when a meal or elixir gets a buff. link loves food fr.
i def think that link was still a really good cook pre-calamity, so when he wakes up post-calamity he just has like. instincts that kick in when he stands over a cooking pot and it's kind of like relearning his knowledge of cooking. so of course he'll still have plenty of mishaps; he's had his fair share of dubious food, alright, and he's eaten a lot of weird shit from and on a lot of weird places, and that's why he values food safety so much. he's experienced firsthand what getting food poisoning is like, or what happens when you try to cut open raw prime meat with a knife that's still wet with monster gut juice. link's been through it all and he did not have the best time doing all of it! so for link, in order to have the best experience enjoying good food, you have to make it right and do it with the right tools, in a clean sterile and safe environment.
he for sure wears a little apron in the kitchen and will yell at revali to wash his hands. "i don't need to wash my hands, i'm covered in feathers." "yes you fucking do, your feathers can still get shit on them." "are you insinuating i don't keep myself clean?" "yes now go wash your fucking hands." cue bickering that leads to link spoonfeeding revali because revali refuses to "wash his hands."
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cornertheculprit · 1 year
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something about aa4 phoenix and mia and diego. something about how phoenix almost never stops smiling throughout the entire game because even though he isn't a lawyer anymore a lawyer is someone who smiles no matter how bad it gets and that's what he was taught by mia and he follows it like there's no tomorow. something about how phoenix's sprites mirror diego's and how he still has all of mia's law books despite having never read them. something about how phoenix was investigating kristoph like mia investigated redd white and like diego investigated dahlia hawthorne. something about how kristoph's murders involved bludgeoning someone on the head like redd white and poisoning someone like dahlia hawthorne. something about how phoenix mirrors them both so so closely but he can't afford to follow entirely in their footsteps because that means (to put it simply) either dying a saint like mia or falling victim to his own darkness like diego. his middle ground is the forged ace. he himself is the middle ground between mia and diego.
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 8 months
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as if i didnt have enough to do why am i designing webcomic characters i can't do this noooo
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sparklehoard · 4 months
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23, 34, 62?
23! Do you have any piercings?
I only have the one piercing in each of my ears. I have a lot of fake piercings though. Lots of lip and nose ones.
34. What was your last dream about?
OOH. this is a good one. Two night ago I dreamt I was backpacking with friends through a gorgeous town covered in moss and ivy. I decided I NEEDED to eat those delicious ivys. I broke away from the group onto a forest. Where my head turned into a deers with antlers and I started eating the ivy. It was DELICIOUS. Then I look over amd one of my backpacking buddies had watched me do all this. We both froze amd I woke up.
62. What makes you happy?
New experiences. A warm home. Little treats now and then!! And wearing fun little outfits while wearing a perfume to match it! Hanging out with people I love. And walks outdoors make me happy but not when it's super cold and slippery out.
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aresdeus · 1 year
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Consider:
Young!Ares from GoW
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dimikissme · 10 months
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Oh? You're trans? How about you trans-form your grades before you fail my class, Kirishima
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