it’s so unnecessary to make fun of liz’s allergies. it is however necessary to make fun of liz flaunting her wealth for no reason.
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i need mac and dennis to fuck nasty on screen
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me casually telling @babybluebex some of my deepest family lore (government names included) in like a nine minute voice memo for no reason other than that i’m bored, chatty, and fighting sleep like a toddler.
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one of my many secret lesbian super powers is convincing straight girls to use the guys bathroom at the bar when it’s empty
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seeing all the untagged miraculous spoilers on my tl make me mad but also
SHIP DEVELOPMENT
after…7 years ???
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Deborah Ann Woll would have absolutely slayed as Kate Winchester
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I’m sure all of you are perfectly legit but I have been and always will be a poser. Btw .
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I’m not gay at all but disliking me is inherently homophobic
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Just watch as I crucify myself
For some weird second string
Loser who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell
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Those frozen rootbeer float ice creams go crazy
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if you ever ask me if i reread my fics like months after i post them, the answer is almost always ‘no’… unless, of course, we’re specifically talking about my billy knight fics and lil blurbs, in which case, the answer is ‘absolutely, yes’ because a billy a day keeps the depression at bay.
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Damian: What is it that you want Grayson? I am in the middle of sharpening my many blades.
Dick: I assure you this is much more important! I’m about to teach you a new technique.
Damian: My interest is piqued. Continue.
Dick: I know you want to deny it Dami, but you my friend are an adorable little guy.
Damian: [raises knife]
Dick: Before you throw anything hear me out! You can use it to your advantage! I’ve been doing it for years and it still works on Bruce sometimes even though I’m like 20 something. I can teach you my ways! You can be my successor!
Damian: … fine I will try this only once to humor you Grayson.
Later in the day
Damian: Are you sure about this? Father may think my mind has been taken over.
Dick, sending Damian into the room: it will work I promise! go make me proud!
Damian: Baba? I was wondering if you wanted to go sword shopping with me? It could be fun.
Bruce: …are you feeling alright?
Damian: I’m fine, I just thought that I should drop the formalities for once.
Bruce: …o-okay let’s go, is there any sword you want in particular?
Damian: yes actually, and can we get hot chocolate after?
Bruce holding back tears: mhm.
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