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awigglycultist · 2 months

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SURVIVOR GECKO MY BELOVED

#survivor #survivor 46 #survivor cbs

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brionbroadway · 7 months

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if i cried on the mat before the first challenge, then couldn't climb a ladder, i would go into witness protection

#survivor 45 #survivor cbs #survivor #to be clear this is exactly what i would do on survivor and is why i can never go on survivor

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haunex · 2 months

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Jelinsky when there is something mildly difficult:

#survivor #survivor 46 #survivor premiere #survivor 46 spoilers #survivor cbs

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bonelessenthusiast · 4 months

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as is customary at the end of every season, i am banging on jeff probst’s door with second chance demands

#let’s go lesbians let’s go #survivor 45 #survivor cbs #survivor liveblogging #survivor 45 spoilers

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virginstoner666 · 11 months

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if they were on survivor-

Scout

would probably get screwed over by the edit and get portrayed as a moron who annoys everyone and is only ok at challenges. but in reality he'd be pretty tight with the rest of his tribe.

totally hogs confessionals (on purpose) and talks over people a lot at tribal council (on accident)

might not make it all the way to merge, but would absolutely be invited back for an All Stars season.

Soldier

medically evacuated.

he’ll get brought back for another season to redeem himself and get medically evacuated a second time.

Pyro

no social game, no game plan, just came to have a good time.

better than people would think at challenges, but wouldn’t do well at tribal council and could easily be one of the first voted out.

but if by some chance they made it to the merge, in theory, they would dominate endurance challenges by just entering their happy place and vibing out until everyone else breaks concentration.

Heavy

challenge beast, no question.

great at catching food for the tribe, and will take the greatest share of the food every meal. (no one would dare try to stop him.)

great at challenges, and is liked by the rest of his tribe, but not the best social game. (not too talkative and wouldn’t really understand when he’s being manipulated and by extension, can’t manipulate others)

would likely be blindsided before he could make it far past the merge.

would get pretty teary-eyed if he made it to the message from home/family visit episode.

Demo

fan favorite, no question

a total wild card when it comes to challenges, and wins a lot of individual immunities

mostly here for comic relief, but would have tons of people rooting for him to make it to the end. just like scout, he would for sure be wanted back for an all stars season.

can be a little lazy about helping out around camp, but people don’t really care since he’s so fun to have around.

loves to fight dirty during physical challenges and probably will return home with a bunch of parasites.

engineer

he is the greatest at solving challenge puzzles, but can’t keep up in water challenges for the life of him.

very likeable to audience and other players. unfortunately would have a major target on his back during the late-merge on account of having many friends on the jury.

other than heavy, he’s one of the best hunters and a great provider for the rest of the team.

would look like a completely different person by the end of the game vs when he started on account of losing like 25 pounds, borderline sun-poisoning, bug bites, and growing an entire beard.

medic

agent of chaos and constantly getting in fights with the other members of the tribe (for funsies).

can make allies just as easily as he can backstab them (also for funsies).

gets on people’s nerves a lot at camp, but his smooth-talking give him a HELL of a social game.

the most insane confessionals, no one knows what he’s on about, but he’s got spirit

on the better side of average for challenges, stronger than most in water and at solving puzzles, even if he’s not great at obstacle courses or other pure brute strength challenges.

i feel like he’d also be pretty good at finding immunity idols. would have a huge fan cult-following.

sniper

remember that one guy unnerved the rest of the tribe by spending an uncomfortable amount of time sharpening his machete while staring at the other people on his tribe eerily? that be him.

alright at challenges, but very weak in the water. would do well trying to keep a low-profile and keep a target off his back.

also would probably have a considerable cult-following.

spy

just here to blindside people and betray his allies, he doesn’t care about the money.

does not help out at ALL around camp. really annoying and smug monologs during his confessionals.

he could get pretty far in the game, but even if he were to make it all the way to the final 3, no one would vote for him after playing such a cheap, backstab-y game.

he would be very good at challenge puzzles, and deciphering messages. also great at finding immunity idols, and uses them just right. ( which is to say, right away because everyone wants him gone so fucking bad)

miss pauling

hot take, but i think she’d be most likely to win.

she can read people so well, is underestimated by others and would also be great at pitting people against each other without them finding out she was behind it all.

a decent fisher and could be counted on to bring food home for the rest of the tribe and wouldn’t require as much food as others.

would get and underdog storyline

saxton hale

can’t really see him as a player, more likely he’d be jeff probst.

administrator

originally part of the game-designers, but got banned after her “challenges” kept killing people

#tf2 #survivor cbs #team fortress 2 #all mercs #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 demo #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 medic #saxton hale #miss pauling #tf2 memes #survivor au

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thesweetnessofspring · 1 month

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Another Survivor/Hunger Games parallel--in more recent seasons, the contestants are lifetime fans of the show and many of them straight-up train for it. Working out, lighting fires, studying previous seasons for strategies. One guy currently on the show built a Survivor training camp in his backyard with puzzles and obstacles and whatnot.

Suzanne predicted Careers in Survivor way back in 2008 when the contestants still got mad at each other for betrayals and took everything so personally.

#hit by the cherry ball of apollo or whatever that meme is #the hunger games #survivor cbs #suzanne collins #the careers

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theatricality · 8 months

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their impact will forever be unmatched

#black widow brigade #survivor cbs #parvati shallow #amanda kimmel #cirie fields #natalie bolton #survivor micronesia

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flintsdragon · 10 months

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hi tumblr do you like my hyper specific merch for a show that ended thirteen years ago it is my most treasured item

#lost #television #jack shephard #oceanic airlines #lost abc #survivor cbs #kate austen #sawyer lost #Hurley lost #jj abrams

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queen-of-obsessing · 4 months

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FANDOMS THAT DEFINED MY 2023

JANUARY - The Rings of Power, Merlin, Pretty Hard Cases, The Chosen, Wednesday, 1923

FEBRUARY - The Chosen, The Rings of Power, Merlin

MARCH - MERLIN, The Chosen, Willow, The Rings of Power

APRIL - Merlin

MAY - Merlin, The Chosen

JUNE - Merlin, The Chosen

JULY - Merlin, World On Fire, The Chosen

AUGUST - The Chosen, Merlin, Humans, Salvation

SEPTEMBER - Merlin, The Chosen, Salvation

OCTOBER - The Chosen, Merlin

NOVEMBER - SURVIVOR

DECEMBER - Survivor, Percy Jackson

2019 2020 2021 2022

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littlebamflamb · 5 months

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Parvati and Kellie's adoration for each other is everything to me 💕

#parvati shallow #kellie nalbandian #survivor 45 #survivor #survivor cbs #jeff bring kellie back on a returnee season #she will pull a parvati and be crowned sole survivor #also parvati dating mae #im in shambles

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awigglycultist · 2 months

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#survivor #survivor 45 #survivor 46 #cbs survivor #survivor cbs

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brionbroadway · 5 months

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"i go over to the raft. i strip down to my underwear." in a million years i would not have predicted the second sentence.

#survivor 45 #survivor #survivor cbs

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haunex · 2 months

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Y’all will never be the Lulu losers

#survivor 46 #survivor 46 spoilers #survivor #survivor cbs #lulu losers #who?! lulu #yanu

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bonelessenthusiast · 8 days

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#survivor cbs #survivor 46 #survivor 46 spoilers #survivor 41

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leifs-little-luxury-hell · 7 months

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Survivor

Ok am I the only person with Survivor as a special interest? Like for some ungodly reason, Beelzebub has blessed me with the knowledge that the 2nd boot of Survivor Gabon went onto TedX one time, and that Jeff Probst hid references to Foo Fighters songs one time.

LIKE WHY DO I HAVE THIS ACCURSED REPRETOIRE OF KNOWLEDGE???? AAAAAAAAAAAA

#Survivor #survivorCBS #Reality tv #survivor cbs #survivor 45 #HELP #HELP ME AAAA #autism #special interest #nerudivergent #neurodivergent #neurodiversity

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saltybutsad · 11 months

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aight i normally don’t give a shit about twitter but when you’re bored give a good scroll through frannies twitter she goes crazy

#ft maryanne because yes #frannie marin #salty speaks #survivor 44 #survivor cbs

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