'heroic himbo with a heart of gold x lanky nerd with a god complex' is a goated top tier dynamic
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Survivor blogs on tumblr, I love you. You all show up like Fuck survivor I hate everyone there and I hate Jeff and I haTE this season, everyone sucks so bad at playing this game, anyways see you all in a few months to do this again. This show is my life.
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if i cried on the mat before the first challenge, then couldn't climb a ladder, i would go into witness protection
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My favorite reality tv edits are when one person says, "They don't know what I'm doing; I'm so sneaky!" And an immediate cut to the group saying, "Oh so we all know what so-and-so is doing, right?"
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they dont know about Them
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girlie lets calm down bruce bumped his head and left he doesnt have any advantage lets be real
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Her: You gotta be Austin from Survivor 45 not understanding that the puzzle has to spell out a word on both sides if you think we're fucking
Me:
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How do I properly explain to non-Survivor fans how fucking iconic it was that we had 3 lawyers on this season (2 of whom lied about it) and when secret lawyer 1 was voted out she told secret lawyer number 2 that she "should go to law school" AND THEN when that lawyer went out the third lawyer (who was open about it) tells secret lawyer 2 that she "should really become a lawyer" ??!
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no matter what happens he got his win. it was small but it was a win
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