Raphael x Reader Period Fic
I’m on my period. I’m having cramps. I’m in pain. So I wrote this extremely self indulgent thing on my notes app to make myself feel better.
It had been days since Raphael had last seen or heard of you.
Korilla had no news and you hadn’t shown up in any of the places Raphael usually is, and that got the devil worried.
Not that he carried about you, but when your favorite client goes missing, you start to get curious. What if Raphael needed you for something soon and you weren’t there? It wasn’t a matter of care, it was a matter of business.
At least, that’s what he told himself as he opened a portal to your room.
You were laid on your side in the bed, curled up and back facing him. He didn’t even have to say anything before you groaned “What the hell do you want, Raphael?”
He could hear a slight tinge of pain coming through your voice. “Why, can’t I want to visit my favorite little mouse for the sake of visiting them?”
You rolled your eyes. “Cut the crap, I don’t have time for your theatrics.” You curled up even further, hissing.
Raphael took a step forward, and examined you. There were no signs of injure anywhere, but he could faintly smell blood. He kept thinking of what could be ailing you when he heard a sniffle.
The devil placed a hand on your shoulder, turning your body to face him and saw the tears begin to fall on your face, while your hands clutched your belly.
“My dear, what has happened?” He ask, genuine worry in his voice.
“I’m on that time of the month” you quickly replied. “I’ve already taken a potion for the pain, but the cramps won’t go away.” You shut your eyes, taking a deep breath, but the pain persisted.
In his thousands of years, Raphael knew of the pain some people went through every month. He remembered what Korilla had once mentioned that helped.
Heat.
He quickly transformed into his devil form.
“What the fuck are you doing?” You said.
“Allow me to help you.” He said that and quickly took you in his arms, bridal style. You would have tried to struggle, but the cramps had burned your energy a long time ago.
Suddenly, you were both in his room, in the House of Hope.
Raphael gently laid you on the bed before following suit. He positioned himself behind you, and strong arms held your belly.
The heat that emanated from him was enough to quickly soothe your pain, making you sigh in relief. You pressed yourself even further into his chest, putting your hand over his arms, and whispering a quiet thank you.
He chuckled. “I did say I was your savior, little mouse.”
“Shut up.” You replied playfully. You two stayed in silent and eventually, you were able to sleep.
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can you believe that we have fanfiction. that we have websites dedicated to fanfiction. that there is a place that you can go and read tens, hundreds, thousands and thousands of pieces of writing that strangers have made. people who are not "writers". people who come home at the end of the day and have feelings and say, i am going to put that into words. i am going to share those words. short, long, sweet, sad, horny, funny, wonderful words. we are all just human and we all love to make and remake and share that with others. can you believe that.
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oh my god do not click links in emails that tell you to verify your data or your bank account gets locked or click links in messages telling you your safety protocol is ending, like, tomorrow, you will get SCAMMED SO BAD AND YOU WILL LOSE A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY never ever let anyone pressure you into giving away login information especially to your online banking by creating a sense of urgency oh my GOD
some things to look out for
1. spelling mistakes. do you know how many rounds of marketing and sales experts these things go through? if theres a spelling mistake dont click it
2. not using your name. if an email adresses you with "dear customer" or, even worse, a generic "ladies and gentlemen", it is most likely not actually targeted to you
3. verifying or login links. even IF your bank was stupid enough to send these to customers, dont EVER click those. look at me. they can legally argue that youve given your data away and thus they dont have to pay you anything back DONT CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK
4. creating a sense of urgency. do this or we lock your account next week. do this or your ebanking stops working tomorrow. give us all your money in cash or your beloved granddaughter will get HANGED FOR MURDERING BABIES. no serious organisation would ever do something like that over email or sms. ever. hands off.
5. ALWAYS CHECK WHO SENT YOU THE EMAIL. the display name and the email adress can vary a LOT. anyone can check the display name. look at the email adress. does it look weird? call the fucking place it says its from. you will likely hear a very weary sigh.
6. if its in a phonecall, scammers love preventing you from hanging up or talking to other people to have a little bit of a think about whats happening. there should always be a possibility to go hey i wanna think about this ill call back the official number thanks.
7. do not, i repeat, do NOT a) call a phone number flashing on your screen promising to rid your computer of viruses after clicking a dodgy link and b) let them install shit on your computer like. uh. idk. teamviewer.
7.i. TEAM VIEWER LETS PEOPLE USE YOUR COMPUTER HOWEVER THEY WANT AS LONG AS THEYRE CONNECTED. IF YOU DONT KNOW FOR FUCKING SURE YOURE TALKING TO ACTUAL TECH SUPPORT DONT GIVE ANYONE ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER.
fun little addendum: did you know a link can just automatically download shit? like. a virus? an app you can't uninstall unless you reset your entire device? dont click links unless youre extremely sure you know where they lead. hover your mouse over it and check the url.
thanks.
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