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industriallyinsecure · 3 years

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Spare some hcs for darling begging their yandere for a pet? (I know Maggi already has one but lets assume they want another one to keep them and sweetie baby some company?)

Bold of you to assume Formaggio doesn’t have a shit ton of stray cats running around his apartment bc he couldn’t part with them. For the sake of this, Form’s kitty is named Fontina (yes like the cheese I’m so funny)

Formaggio was just thinking about it!! His little sweetie weetie pumpkin wumpkin Fontina needed someone to keep her company. Not just you, a new friend! Traps one of the strays from the alley or picks one up from a shelter. Either way, he’s coming home with a new cat that you immediately adore and love, even if they are just a stinke lidol creachur. And just like her owner, Fontina is suddenly very attached to your new little friend. Pets do take after their owners after all.

Illuso thought it was funny to get your hopes up only to dash them moments later. It wasn’t enough that he gave you attention? You had to have more than one thing giving you constant attention? He won’t admit it, but he doesn’t want you to focus on anything but him. Cats wouldn’t work, they were too fickle. Dogs were too loud and needed attention at all times (ahem). Rodents smelled bad, as did bunnies. Don’t even get him started about reptiles! There’s really no winning with him, not when he believes he’s all you’ll ever want or need.

Pesci didn’t seem to understand that fish weren’t good company. The betta was pretty, the angelfish were relaxing to watch drift around the aquarium, and yes, the snails were fun to watch occasionally. But you couldn’t hold and love them! So logically, Pesci took you to the pet store to pick out a new addition to the tiny, dingy place he called home (it was your personal prison). When he saw your face light up at the assortment of hamsters, he knew that one of them would break you out of this little funk you were in. And of course he couldn’t just let you have one, your new friend needed a friend too! But before he could ask for an attendant, you insisted that the animal had to choose you, not the other way around. Pesci thought it was adorable when you gently pressed a finger to the glass and the small hamster pressed it’s claw where your finger was. The worker who ended up helping informed both of you that the two hamsters in the cage were siblings, and you (and especially not Pesci) didn’t have the heart to separate them. Now your cruddy excuse for a home had two more little residents, and of course Pesci couldn’t leave without a dwarf gourami fish, either.

It took some convincing, but Prosciutto finally gave in after about a week of sulking and begging. Cats were low maintenance and didn’t need to be walked, so it was a perfect choice. You wouldn’t need to leave the house, and he wouldn’t have to deal with slobber all over his expensive dress shoes, suits, or face. Of course he didn’t take into account that cats shed too, but you’d let him figure that one out on his own. Soon, a fluffy white cat with golden eyes was strutting around your little apartment like she owned the place. Prosciutto didn’t think it was funny you equated her prissiness to his, or that you named her Pancetta just to tease him. It wasn’t like you didn’t catch him sneaking her the gourmet deli cuts he brought home, or that you didn’t see him only giving her tuna. But you’d keep those little bits of information to yourself and just enjoy the way the three of you cuddled on the couch.

Melone is immediately on board. He’ll never admit it, but it was a test of how you handled another’s life. Aka testing if you could handle a baby. Made you take multiple tests to determine what type of animal he should get you, and seriously considers getting you one of each type to see what happened. He concluded that it would be a high stress environment for everyone involved, so that idea was shelved for now. But with his menial paycheck, he couldn’t afford to get you a purebred puppy, even if you insisted that you didn’t care what it looked like. Instead, he settled for a stray puppy he found wandering around the apartment. It was a ratty little thing that almost took his fingers off when he picked it up. When he proudly presented it to you, you insisted that it be bathed so it wouldn’t look (and probably feel) so yucky. Somehow he got you to help him clean the little dog, and he swears that you enjoyed it even if you were frowning most of the time.

Ghiaccio thought you were being a smart ass about his stand and ended up yelling at you for a good five minutes until you started sobbing and locked yourself in the shared bedroom (which he had still neglected to take the lock out). That’s how you ended up with the petulant grey cat Ottavia, an apology gift from the equally petulant Ghiaccio. Not only did they fight a lot, over you, not surprisingly, but Ghiaccio got beaten every time. He swore up and down that your beloved Otto was out to get him, but you picked her side every time, gently squeezing her little beans as you insisted she could do no harm. It was too bad he destroyed your phone, otherwise you could’ve taken pictures of her snuggling up to him while he napped.

Risotto is very wary. Not because he doesn’t want to see you happy, he’s just not confident in his ability to take care of such a small little thing that needed care and attention all the time (cut the act Risotto we all know it’s how you feel about your darling). With enough begging, he saves up enough to buy some higher end pet cages from a garage sale. When he comes home with two rats clinging on to his hand for dear life, he didn’t expect you to start crying. At first he thought you didn’t like them and almost turned on his heel to return them, but seeing you scoop up the little rodents and shower them with kisses and nuzzles made his chest swell with pride. He likes to put them on your head when you’re in a bad mood, it usually works and cheers you up right away. Sometimes he puts them on his hat while he’s scribbling away on paperwork and you’re napping in the bedroom.

I'm gonna be honest here. Gelato probably burned ants for fun as a child. But that didn’t stop Sorbet from coming home with a full size Doberman pinscher. It doubled as a companion AND a deterrent (for you leaving or for intruders, you’d never know. You had a pretty good guess, however). Gelato had trained Anice to bark when you approached any exits to the apartment, including the windows, which caused problems in the summer when you went to open them to let a minuscule breeze in. Anice, despite his scary appearance, loved to cuddle. He often was splayed over your lap, dozing peacefully until Gelato jingled his leash or Sorbet set out food for him. Anice especially loved it when the three of you were “snuggled” up together on the couch and he didn’t have to pick whose lap he wanted to sit on. He was more of Sorbet’s puppy than your companion, however. Anice was very touchy and selective about when you could and could not pet him, sometimes snapping at your hand if you moved too quickly.

#la squadra di esecuzione #yandere headcanons #yandere risotto #yandere ghiaccio #yandere melone #yandere prosciutto #yandere pesci #yandere illuso #yandere formaggio #la squadra x reader

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mx-in-words · 4 years

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monsta x reaction to him not being your first bias

Hi, sweet! I'd love to know how the boys would react when they discovered that your bias was initially another member.

plot: in a party, all the monsta x members with you and some friends start playing truth or dare. Minhyuk asks you to hug your first bias even if you date one of the members.

↬ Shownu

He got in shook when you hugged jooheon

jh: OH YEAHHHH with all the respect hyung.

shownu just ...

He is mad ( •̀ω•́ )

he didn't think you would have another bias

you were his and how could this even...

he gave a yellow smile and just let it go

at home, you realise he was a bit off

you: baby please, talk to me

in his mind, he was thinking about how could he stole you from jooheon

maybe joo is better than him

he would make you happier, more loved

and he was afraid that he could lose you

you hold his hands, making him seat with you in the bed

you: listen very carefully okay? I love you so much. My heart hurts because I can see how far those thoughts are going inside this pretty head of yours.

you: Let me explain, I used to not know you and joo was cute on TV and shows. That's it. When I actually saw you for the first time, I just had this feeling that nobody else in the room matter you know? This feeling was so unique and I still feel it for you. Everyday. Stop stressing yourself and overthinking. I am yours and I will never love someone like I love you.

he kissed you like it was the first and last kiss

he might cry who knows

Shownu wants to show that he feels the same for you. And he will. Everyday.

sh: You are my world, I am so sorry. I love you so so so much that I don't know how to live without your love. Thanks baby

cuties 🥺

↬ Wonho

it's so sad the way he opened his arms and you were already hugging hyungwon.

you: sorry baby, he was the model 🥺

hyungwon just kept quiet because all he wants is to survive so he can one day sleep for weeks.

the night went and wonho pretended he was okay (very bad he is not a good actor).

but at home

prepare yourself for the drama

wh: so hyungwon huh? He is better looking than me, I agree

you: keep this attitude and I will not talk like an adult about this.

Wonho knew you were right.

you: trust me okay?

he hugged you, he just needs your affection right know

you: came here.

he lay down on your chest, while you pass your fingers through his hair

you: first of all, hyungwon is a sleepy bitch. Second of all, how could you ever? You know you are my angel. Do my actions makes you question my love?

wh: never. I never felt lonely until I met you. Now, if I don't have you beside me, life is just life, it's not exciting and... I trust you. I just don't want to lose you.

you: you won't. I promise you.

you: to prove my love, I will do some ramen for my men.

wh: god I love you so much

he really does, so much more than ramen, you can count on that.

↬ Kihyun

with all my heart, kihyun part will hurt, be ready.

kihyun actions hurt me sometimes (?)

his pride is too big, which results in him saying things he shouldn't.

so when he saw you hugging shownu, that was it. All the polite kihyun is dead by jealous and pride.

kh: I knew already, she is the type of girl who likes useless muscles, what can I say?

sh: I think you should watch out your words dude.

mh: it's just a joke kihyun, relax man.

kh: watch out shownu? Or what? You will steal my girl? All yours.

that's it. You picked your things and left.

Kyun offered you a ride but you refused, you called a taxi and went to your shared house with kihyun.

You put all your things in the visiting room and gave him a silent treatment for a week.

he did everything, flowers, crying at your door, calling you all the time.

so one day, you went out with friends and when you opened the door, you saw kihyun crying on the sofa.

that broke your heart, so you decided that was time to talk.

you set down, holding his hands.

kh: I am very sorry baby I... I know I had hurt you okay? I am an asshole but please forgive me, I will never act like a child again.

you: had you talked with shownu?

kh: yes, he forgave me.

you: you have to understand one thing and I want you to pay attention, I am here WITH YOU and I want to be treated like your lover. I deserve the same respect as you do. If you are afraid to lose me or jealous, talk to me but don't attack me, okay?

kh: okay I promise.

you: also tomorrow I want a princess day with food, spa, shopping and sex I don't care.

kh: done, my princess. I love you.

and thank god this fight is over

yay 😚✌🏼

↬ Minhyuk

Already knew but pretend to be shook

listen minhyuk is your best friend partner in crime bf and private devil

so he knew kihyun was your bias before you knew him

mh: HOW COULD I BE BETRAYED LIKE THIS right in front of my salad

you: we are not a gay porn min quit it

kihyun was shook btw

minhyuk took this opportunity to make kihyun life harder because why not

mh: some people like to steal their FRIENDS girlfriend's. Watch out boys, a hamster can be bad eventually.

mh: owowowowowooowww Kihyun can you please not BREATH that close of my gf please? Just bc you were her bias doesn't mean she is single wow know your limits dude.

you: minhyuk stop jesus

mh: don't tell jesus what to do

later at your place, you could feel minhyuk very clingy

you: just for you to know, you are my world okay? I wouldn't leave for nothing and anyone. You know this right? I love you minhyuk.

minhyuk: I mean I know haha. But is good to listen... I love you so much, please don't leave me kihyun is so annoying.

you: I love you bitch

mh: I will never stop loving you

you: bitch

heart eyes mothrfuckr

yes this is the most romantic shit I have ever seen guys. 💗

↬ Hyungwon

really? Minhyuk???

he never asked you about your bias and those things

hyungwon.exe stopped working

actually he expected to be another member like shownu or wonho, even jooheon

but minhyuk? He was totally the opposite of him.

he kinda questioned why did you like him then?

maybe you were better with minhyuk? he was confused.

hyungwon is straightforward about his feelings so he waited for you when you both got at home to talk about this.

hw: so you prefer minhyuk personality?

you: baby no!!! look, minhyuk is nice ofc but... I didn't fall for him. You are the funniest, sweeter, kindest man that I had ever meet. I love to wake up with you being lazy, and the fact that you always talk to me and wait for the right moments. Please don't get these kinds of questions pop in your head okay? I love you, all of you, and only you.

hw: somehow that was everything I needed to hear, thanks baby. I love you too, all of you.

you: great let's watch my kdrama now.

hw: you mean, you watch while I take a nap cuddling with you?

you: that's exactly what I just said.

hw: perfect.

↬ Jooheon

Oh 🥵🥵🥵 this gif makes my body feel things

he was soft expecting your hug

but he saw you hugging kyun?

what

daddy did not like this attitude of yours

you know jooheon is pretty clear about how you are HIS babygirl

he won't be mad at you tbh

it was just a silly joke, so he just says to changkyun to not steal his girl and everyone thought it was fine

but deep down you knew it

oh you knew you were literally fucked

he won't let this pass

so when you got at home, you ran and locked yourself at the bathroom

jh: babygirl, are you okay?

you: please don't punish me, daddy, I swear I only love you. changkyun will never love me good like you, I will never love him like I love you please!!!!

jh: open the door and I will think about it.

When you opened the door, jooheon hugged you.

jh: is okay babygirl, I will be nice this time because you are so cute saying that you love me huh, so sweet. Let's go to bed, you seen tired, let daddy cuddle you okay?

you: thank you daddy 🥺

he actually fools you and made you scream his name all night.

Oops 🥵

but actually told you that he loves you and he knows you love him.

He trusts you.

He would give his life for you.

↬ Changkyun

Haaaa bitch this little tease won't EVER lose a chance to be cocky.

when you hugged wonho, it was his chance

ck: so wait, I am really that good in sex that makes you forget about mister muscles?

jh: jesus please don't

ck: honestly wonho you lose this godness TO ME? wow, what a dumb bitch wonho.

you: okay we get it please stop I love you bye

he stopped

but he knew

oh he knew that you were flustered

bc hell yeah he made you forget that wonho existed so ;)

and he is doing that because he knows you love him and he loves you. So why be jealous when you can SHOW OFF YOUR LOVE AND MAKE PPL LIFE'S MISERABLE?

satan collect your son. PLEASE

at home, you felt worried about him, thinking he may doubt you.

you: so... You know that you are so much better than wonho right?

ck: yeah I know

you: okay.... And hm... I love you so much.

ck: baby, I know. I am not insecure about it, relax, I know you love me and I love you and we will get married one day and have a little baby and be happy okay? That is on god's plan.

you: okay... Right. Are you sure you are okay?

he just looked at you

And kissed you so hard, that you left a low moan escape.

ck: keep doing those sounds for me and I might start the baby plan right now.

I hate him.

#monsta x reactions #monsta x imagines #mx scenarios #monsta x #ot7 #shownu #wonho #hyungwon #Kihyun #Minhyuk #jooheon #changkyun #fluff #mx reactions #kpop reactions #mx #mx au #monsta x au

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sems-diarie · 4 years

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hi hi! im a 166cm girl who is also a bi disaster (i lean towards boys, though!). im usually seen as feral but also affectionate by my friends, but im also kinda insecure. i also have a lot of mood swings. actually im either angry, wholesome or feral. i try to not let it get the best of me. im hotheaded and will hiss at bad people. i look like uraraka n i really like flowers n butterflies. i have a hamster n a snail n i love them. im an aquarius, infp and a neutral good. for kny and bnha please!

hiiii!

bnha

lmao babe, i know you saw this coming don’t even try to pretend like you didn’t

your feral matches so well against Bakugou’s feral, it literally sets the people around you on edge

you are The Justice tarot card and Bakugou recognizes your schtick immediately

it goes from something he kinda despises? in you to an attribute that he eventually admires

the way you’re so touchy-feely makes his eye twitch because if you ask to hold his hand, he’s 98% tempted to actually let you

in the moods when you’re wholesome, it rubs off on him considerably. he’s less...attacky. less teeth and less bite, but a little more bark to compensate for the distress you put him under

he will call you out? for being a hothead? and yet, absolutely refuse to acknowledge his own bias i just-

obviously, the two of you argue.

you’re the only person in Class 1A that would threaten to spit in his face if he doesn’t fix his fucking tone

he doesn’t, ofc. and now, you gotta cuss him out because being rude is Bakugou’s entire personality 😭😭😭

all you really wanna do is kiss him silly and trap his feet with your own under the covers on chilly nights, but all he wants to do is argue w you. tch.

that being said, the softer parts of you—the parts that crave garden outings & napping on blankets in all green fields, the parts that are so tranquil, butterflies land on your nose—reel him in like a fish hook

the sweetness of your soul kisses his soul kind

you’re quick to deflate that ego of his, but also quick to remind him that he’s more than his stupid ego

see, Bakugou isn’t exactly mean—well, he is. but also, his mentality is straightforward & blunt.

he’s also incredibly perceptive. he’ll begin to pick up on the aspects of yourself that you’re insecure with, but he’ll wait for you to acknowledge them yourself

and when you do, he reminds you that your strengths & flaws are all just two sides of the same coin; you have to consume both to become your ideal person—or, in mha speak: a great hero

he’ll stop by your dorm & feed your pets whenever you ask him to

you’d also pair really well w/ shinsou hitoshi

kny

baby, Zenitsu is feral for you

please give him the time of day, he’s so in love w you

mood swings? that ain’t no problem. that ain’t no problem! he learns quickly to navigate the waves of your surfing emotions

you do remind him of Inosuke, though. but then you kiss the palm of his (sweaty ass) hand and he blacks out

he lives for the tenderness of you, & tries to pull it out as often & best he can

your beauty Stuns! him. please let him admire you; he’s going to, anyway

he asks to hold your hamster often

your hamster and his sparrow are the Best of friends! :) they talk shit about Zenitsu together lmfao

your snail kinda freaks him out (bc he thinks slime is yucky!) so you use Gary 2.0 to shoo him away when he’s pestering you

you’re lucky he doesn’t have a phone bc pictures of you in nature would take up all his space.

he picks flowers for you and places them behind your ear

you catch him off guard because you seem so kind in the face! and then he won’t let go of your leg and you literally try to choke him out 💀💀💀

you never take his marriage proposals seriously. but trust me, he means every word of them. he even starts referring to you as, “my wife”

OWNSOS refers to YOU by HIS last name and will be 200% serious every time

you: pins your hair up | zenitsu: i see my wife has changed her look for today. what a good look on you, Agatsuma-san!

you root for him bc he doesn’t seem like the type to come out on top in any kind of battle. he doesn’t have the internal confidence to proclaim that he can whoop ass

but you know, first hand, Zenitsu will whoop some ass for the sake of you & your safety

you’re perfect to him. trust me. Zenitsu is the kind of boy where his love can do no wrong, look no wrong, say no wrong

so when you bring up your insecurities, he’s almost confused? bc baby, look at you. have you heard yourself talk? seen yourself walk?

Zenitsu will remind you that you’re undeniably, beautifully human—& as a demon slayer, the meaning of “human” carries an entirely different weight for him

poor, touch starved baby cries when you show him affection. it’s always unexpected from you, & it always leaves him warm on the inside, & craving more

he’s barely taller than you 💀 and when I say barely, I mean, sis, half of an inch, but does that stop him? not even in the least bit

he seriously admires your affinity to be just. it reminds him of tanjirou & encourages him to embrace his own heroism

#ᕕ( ♡<>♡ )ᕗ 800 followers celebration!!

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sergeanttpoliteness · 5 years

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➹tickle war➹(miles morales x reader)

Requested by @ponyboys-sunsets ➝ GIVE ME ANYTHING WITH MILES PLEASE GOOD LORD I LOVE HIM literally just y/n and him being super h*ckin cute! like cuddling and we get in like a tickle fight or something and it’s just so cute!

Did you really have a good cuddling session if it doesn’t turn into a tickle fight?

word count: 3.1k

a/n: oof, i had some terrible writer’s block so finishing this was the most fulfilling thing ever omg. hello @ whoever’s reading this! i’m sorry this request took so long, i really need to learn how to write faster lol, but it’s here and it’s short but cute and i love it. i didn’t really edit it tho so if there are any mistakes i’m sorry. i forgot to say this last post but holy shit thank you so much for over 150 followers! and 620 notes on my first peter b. story (working on part 2 btw wink)??? the heck?? that’s nuts, i hope every single one of you enjoy what i write (: request are open if anyone is interested, especially since valentines day is so soon, so feel free to send something if you want! also i’ve decided that mcdonald’s in miles’ universe is called mcdonnie’s bc why not lmao

You could be too messy sometimes. Things to add to your next year resolutions (you were also too lazy to start right now— again, one more addition to the list): for the love of future you, stop throwing stuff wherever just because you don’t have the energy or will to properly place it in its appropriate spot. If only you’d worked on that flaw earlier, for right now you had your toothbrush inside your mouth— your tongue crying out from the icy pinch of the mint— frantically rummaging through your room, seeking for your favorite jacket. The weather that night didn’t necessarily call for the use of a coat, and it’s not that you were the fashionista of the generation (you tried your best… most of the time), but it was the last detail your outfit needed for it to be impeccable, and of course you’d turn your room upside down just to find it. It wasn’t as disastrous— perhaps for future you, yeah— but at least you got ahold of those pants that had been missing for weeks which sweetly hugged your figure in all the right places, along with a two-year-old calculator (hey, no more asking your classmates for an extra one) that’d do wonders for your brain during math class.

In the midst of your hunt, a clatter outside caught your attention. No big deal; you did live in New York, after all— the complete opposite of a ghost town. However, you later realized it wasn’t outside. No, it was your window. It happened again— clink! You recoiled, a small yelp escaping your throat. When it continued, you contemplated running away and calling your parents, frightened like a small child who suspects there’s a monster under their bed; but the detective in you (and stupidity, since this is exactly how people die in horror movies) drove you to investigate. You opened the curtains with a determined attitude, your expression hard and stern, but that temporary bravery fled out of your body the instant you laid your eyes upon the dark faceless figure staring back at you. You screamed— or tried to, taking in mind the toothpaste— scrambling to grab the nearest object to attack. But your vision adjusted once the light from your bedroom illuminated the intruder, and your rushing heartbeat eased with the laughing face of your boyfriend.

You rolled up your window, a distressed crease between your eyebrows. “Mwolth, whot thwo fwock!” You exclaimed through the abundance of toothpaste, tilting your head back to stop it from leaking through the sides of your mouth. Miles’ snickers, although adorable, heated your cheeks further from the humiliation.

“Sorry! I didn’t think it’d scare you that much.”

“Y—” You began, but raised a finger, telling him to wait, and ran to the bathroom. After spitting out the toothpaste and rinsing your mouth and sink in the record time of six seconds, you barged back into your room and to your open window. He was nowhere to be seen, until you looked out in search of the boy and your vision shifted below you: he sat against the brick wall, his knees close to his chest. You sighed, rubbing your eye as you chuckled at him. “You’re one hell of a boy.”

He showed you a crooked grin. “Is that good or bad?”

“It’s good. Why didn’t you just, uh, I don’t know— knock on my door like a normal person?”

“Well, ‘cause I’m not like other guys,” He joked, his voice husky and mysterious, a smolder adorning his face. You closed your eyes as you laughed and he shrugged. “I just wanted to be a romantic boyfriend, y’know, and throw rocks at your window!”

You let out a dreamy sigh, fanning yourself. “So romantic, giving me a heart attack.”

“What can I say? I’m the master of romance.”

“Alright, master of romance, get in before one of my neighbors sees you and faints.” You waved your hand before walking away, continuing to ransack your dresser. Miles climbed the rest of the wall and up to the opening casually with his hands inside his pockets, as if it were the most common ability a teenager could ever have. He gasped when he entered and took in the chaos your room had become: the floor cluttered with crumpled schoolwork and socks (why did you have so many socks?), a mountain of pajamas on your bed, and the mess only incremented as you tossed and additional shirt on your desk.

“What the hell happened here?” He frowned, stuck where he stood due to the path full of obstacles. You cursed under your breath and slammed the cabinet closed, moving on to the last one.

“I can’t find my jacket,” You grumbled, your scowl exchanged by a puzzled stare as a shirt you wore when you were eight dangled in front of you. “God, I really need to take out a lot of stuff.”

Miles jumped from each clean spot to another, pausing when he noticed an old broken Spider-Man keychain tangled with a wool friendship bracelet. He carefully grasped it with his fingers, his mouth twitching. “I’m not surprised.”

You glanced back at him, your brows furrowed. “What do you mean?”

His face twisted at your question as he laughed. “Y/N, I love you, but you can really be the messiest person at times. Like, look!” He jangled the keychain and your eyes lit up, your hand reaching out to take it. “This thing is from like seven years ago— I got it from McDonnie’s, too. I bet you ‘accidentally’ misplaced it and it just disappeared.”

“Dude! I was so sad when I lost this keychain, I blamed this kid in my class and said that he stole it. Apparently he didn’t,” You mumbled sheepishly, and then hissed when you saw the purple and black bracelet wrapped around the metal ring. “I used to be friends with this girl and she gave me this bracelet.”

“What happened to her?”

“Our friendship ended when I accidentally dropped her hamster down the stairs.”

His eyes widened in horror, but moments later he was wheezing as he sat down on your bed. “Damn, Y/N.”

“Look, I felt terrible afterwards. I just wanted to see it roll in the plastic ball thingy,” You grimaced, apologizing in your head to the spirit of the unfortunate creature you accidentally murdered. Before you started crying, though, the irritation bubbled up in your chest and you rubbed your temples. “I still can’t find my jacket!”

“I can give you my jacket, i-if you want.” Miles offered shyly, flustered and ready to slip off his coat.

He paused when you rested your hand on his shoulder, which later came up to playfully poke his cheek. “What a cutie. But I don’t want you to freeze to death, not exactly the date that I was plan—” You stepped on something and you peeped down. You cried out for the exact article of clothing you just wasted ten minutes searching for peeked out from under your bed. “Oh, found it!” You gasped, lifting the jacket, hugging it as if you’d just found your long-lost child after sixteen years. You slipped your arm inside one sleeve, your other hand simultaneously tugging Miles’ while you prepared to leave your room.

“Shouldn’t we clean this up before we leave?” He gestured to your surroundings. You scanned the disorder, biting your lip as you deeply considered it, your skin itching because of the area identical to a wreckage.

You dismissed your discomfort with a whine, pulling his wrist again and dragging him through the mess and out of the room with you. “I can do that later, let’s go!”

You didn’t exactly know where you were going; so when you jumped off your apartment complex’s stairs and into the sidewalk, you turned around and stared at Miles like an expectant puppy willing to follow its owner to the end of the world. “Where to, captain?” You cheerily asked.

“You’re weirdly hyper today.” Miles pointed out, but not as a complaint— no, not at all. Your euphoria was responsible for his stretching smile and the electricity in his fingertips; it enhanced your beauty to a degree that it was blinding, a supergiant star whose radiance fondly enveloped the boy and heated up his entire body with its dripping gold. It was a heat wave he’d willingly succumb to— he’d float in your grace, suffocate with your allure, feel it all over as you happily linked your arms together, sending that spark running through his veins.

“I guess it’s just the rush you get on a Friday night, you know?” Yes, that was definitely it— it’s not like you took a power nap you woke up from twenty minutes ago, and consequently, had to inhumanly speed through your steps to get ready before Miles arrived; what are you talking about? But it also was almost impossible not to be as joyous when you’d missed Miles’ presence for an entire week. Yes, phone and video calls patched up that loneliness and longing, but it was just a bandaid for a larger wound— you didn’t know you could be so needy; a surprise, indeed, when you’d find yourself craving to jump through your cell phone’s screen and snuggle into the boy’s embrace. “I’m also really glad to see you, though.” You bashfully admitted.

“It was just a week.” He laughed, except that he’d missed your touch just as much, if not more. And you weren’t offended that he didn’t kiss your forehead and reveal he did as well, really, because you knew the truth by the way he walked so unnecessarily close to you in spite of the broad path.

You snuggled your head on his shoulder, sighing in bliss. “I don’t care, you still owe me a lot of cuddles. And I also don’t have no idea where you’re taking me— maybe you’re about to kill me, or something.” You said lowly, your eyes wide.

“It’s… kinda a desolate place, but I promise I didn’t pick it so I could kill you.” He giggled, bumping his shoulder into yours. You lifted your head and narrowed your eyes at him, scoffing.

“That’s exactly what a murderer would say.”

Gladly, your claims that Miles was planning to execute you in the middle of nowhere were nothing but an amusing belief; that surely would’ve been a lamentable twist, especially for you. However, you somewhat started to wish it had been your fate as you panted heavily and dropped on your knees on the muddy grass of the seemingly endless hill you and Miles were climbing. “I give up,” You breathed out, sprawling your limbs defeatedly. “I think I’m gonna go into cardiac arrest.”

Miles glanced back at you and rolled his eyes before resuming his strides. “God, your P.E grade is probably terrible.” You didn’t reply, though, and he didn’t hear any exaggerated struggling noises. He turned around, his gaze settling on your body which appeared dead resting in the same place you stopped. “C’mon, babe, we’re almost there!”

You didn’t budge, solely weakly waving your hand at him. “I was nice knowing you, but I think this is where I meet my demise.”

He looked heavenward, taking a deep breathe to recharge his soul. You were damning the gloomy clouds for obscuring the glimmering stars when Miles’ face, staring down at you, popped into your sight. You smiled, your hand reaching up to try and touch his cheek as you cracked up. “Hi.” You said innocently with a childlike expression.

The corner of his mouth lifted upwards. “Hi. Get up.”

“It’s really comfy down here.”

“I bet, probably better than the hammock that’s up the hill.” He smirked when he attracted your attention.

“A hammock? You got a hammock up there?” You inquired in disbelief. His grin vanished, and his voice was high pitched as he dubiously shrugged.

“Kind… of? It’s not your usual hammock you’re probably thinking about.” He gently nudged you with his foot and you complained, turning to lie on your side. “I’ll give you a piggyback ride.”

The words ‘piggyback ride’ excited you too much, almost to the point that it could be used as a weakness against you as you scrambled to your feet and moments later leapt onto Miles’ back. You were lucky your boyfriend had super strength, you thought, especially for instances where your laziness and lack of durability got the best of you while walking up the steepest of hills you’d ever witnessed. You’d endure your short workout again or climb every mountain, though, if it meant you’d get to curl up against Miles on a hammock made out of his webs; your body resting on top of his, your legs tangled like an unbreakable knot, your mind fuzzy from the loving circles the boy caressed on your scalp while your thumb rubbed his shoulder. It was the type of intimacy no other could compare to— just the two of you, immersed and drenched with the eternal adoration you shared. The security and serenity of his embrace overwhelmed you enough that at any time the breeze would slightly swing the crib, you’d flinch, similar to when you jerk awake after almost dozing off. His chest vibrated with his giggles and you gazed up at him. The boy had been boring into you for the past few minutes; it wasn’t necessary to see it, you could just feel it (how could you not, after all, considering your close bodies?).

“This hammock kinda sucks.” You breathed out, feeling his arms squeeze your waist when the hammock wiggled harder.

“How can you say that?! It’s literally made out of webs.”

“Miles, it’s so small— I feel like if I even breathe too much I’m going to fall off.”

“So ungrateful, man.” He grumbled, shaking his head with a half-smile that stretched wider after you left a tender kiss on his jaw.

“I just don’t want to break a bone, you get me?” You sighed in relief when the wind, your current nemesis, calmed down. “That would kinda suck.”

“It would be funny.”

You poked his stomach and he squeaked like a stuffed animal who had a tag that read ‘try me!’. He grabbed your wrist, pouting down at you. “Take that back or you’ll be the one with a broken bone.” You warned, but Miles returned the jab, and your body jerked away from him as much as it could.

“If I fall, just know that you’re going down with me.” He raised a playful eyebrow. You tried to prod him again, but the boy didn’t allow you to get your hand near him by slapping it, poking your rib immediately after. You let out a malicious laugh, for he had no idea what was coming to him as you went in to tickle him for real this time. It wasn’t as easy, though; Miles put up quite the fight, one arm shielding his stomach while the other pushed your evil hands away. “You’re… entering… a dangerous… zone right now—” His sentence was repeatedly interrupted as you two fought a battle which would only result in falling to your deaths. Although he could only protect himself for so long, because in the brief millisecond he remained unguarded, your fingers found themselves attacking his abdomen. You straddled his waist as he screamed with laughter and writhed underneath you, kicking his feet all over the place.

“Y/N—“ He yelped, his eyes crinkled and glossy. “P-please!”

You stopped— you were no ruthless demon who tortured people with tickles; still, your shoulders bounced up and down at the sight of his wide eyes as he attempted to catch his breath and regain his strength. “I won!” You laughed, squishing his cheeks to taunt him, leaning down closer to his face with a smug smile. “Sorry.”

“I’ll only forgive you if you give me a kiss.” The seduction and cheekiness laced in both his voice and eyes were a good try, but it simply made you snicker more at how goofy the boy appeared. It did work in some way, though, because it fueled the desire to meet his lips further. Who were you to not comply to such yearning, anyway? Miles took ahold of your hands, intertwining your fingers, leaning up to catch your expecting mouth. You rested your hand on his chest to deepen the kiss, the swaying of the hammock a long-forgotten worry as all you could care about was the boy under you, his dainty and nervous fingertips lingering on your hip, the prickling that engulfed you when you felt his hammering heartbeat under your touch. He’d captivated you entirely, beckoning you to dive into a pool of his warmth that clouded all your senses; enough that you didn’t perceive his hands sneaking up your sides until—

You squealed into his mouth, a jolt running through your gut when he began to tickle you. You pulled away from the kiss and struggled to breathe as a fit of giggles left you, feebly pushing him away. In an attempt to move away, though, you leaned too much to your right— oh, shit was all you thought as you lost your balance. A short cry was the only sound you made as you began to plummet down to the grass. Your last moments were nice, you guessed; at least you got to make out with Miles for a while before dying, so perhaps you could accept your death peacefully. But you didn’t hit the ground. You breathed heavily and opened your eyes, the world upside down until you strained your neck to look up at the sky; you hung by your foot, which had entangled itself with the white string of the hammock, and your eyes drifted to Miles’ gigantic eyes.

“Holy shit!” You shouted, your body going limp when it became too tiring to continue staring up. “Holy shit! I almost fucking died!”

“Are you okay?!” Miles questioned, panicked. You heard a thump and soon your boyfriend stood in front of you, his hands on his head. When he saw you helplessly flailing your arms, however, he doubled over with laughter, slapping his knee.

“Miles! Please help me!”

“Okay, okay— uh, do you have like a knife, or something?”

“Why the hell would I have a knife?!”

“I-I don’t know! Self-defense, maybe. Let me see—” He dug through his pockets, and your (already red) face went pale when he took out his keys, flashing you a sympathetic tight-lipped smile.

It was going to be a long night.

#miles morales #miles morales x reader #miles morales x you #miles morales x y/n #sm:itsv #spider man into the spider verse #imagine #miles morales one shot #gender neutral #fem! reader #male!reader #spider man

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twseok-blog · 6 years

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hiyaaaaa !! itsa me... eebee... again lol. i’m just making a separate intro post so i can keep track of who im supposed to msg on which account !! that being said -- THIS IS MY GLOOMY soft boi, eeyore. you can view his about & his bio!

pls view more facts under the cut nd as always...

please ( LIKE ) this and a wild eevee will pop up in ur dms for plottins!

is actually a stuffed toy donkey. pls don’t bring it up he will be in a mood. he likes his human form “it looks cooler... nd ppl like humans more than donkeys”

went through som college for psychology- wanted to be a therapist. ...lasted 2 days in the field ( “this this and this happen today so i’m sad i don’t know what to do” ... “that’s just how life is sometimes” ... “hOSEOK THATS NOT--” )

got a job as a waiter bc he can work night times nd also no one cares about his attitude or lack of bubbly personality there... works there occasionally even after he opened his shop bc he meets interesting people

decided to go the route of flowers bc he’s got a green thumb and he doesn’t have to interact with ppl all that much ( that’s what he hired other ppl for )

said shop is also a pottery studio! in which he sells mugs nd bowls nd will teach kids how to sculpt ( provided either winnie or piglet brings them by... he doesn’t hang out with kids normally )

he tries to be encouraging -- will withdraw when he feels like he’ll be discouraging in any given situation

loves to take naps

likes smol pets like bunnies, guinea pigs, and hamsters

has a pink bow tattooed on his ankle to remind him of his tail-- his tail was alright but he loved his pink bow

will feed u endless amounts of tea of diffrenet kinds of flowers

is not scared of confrontation-- outwardly. is quite blunt, can be very sarcastic/cynical as well

he is a bit on the unfriendly side-- but he rly does like to make friends nd will do his best to do so pls plot wit dis lil tootsie roll thank u !

#from.mun #(( im super slow im the worst im srry but i will do my best to reply promptly pls come come !! <3 ))

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markblush · 6 years

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can you ship your mutuals with members?

anon i AM SO SO SORRY THAT THIS TOOK SO LONG i wanted to make this so cute that you’d all cringe at this tooth rottingly fluffy content ok sO H E R E W E G O also sorry bc this is literally just a BUNCH of blurbs

@renjunchokingnct - renjun

OK FIRST OF ALL NOTHING CAN GET SOFTER THAN THIS n o t h i n g o k i can see you guys doing such cute stuff together like EVEN THE CHEESIEST STUFF LIKE YOU GUYS FROLICKING IN MEADOWS N SHIT and then one warm summer day you guys are just sitting in a field full of daisies and your head is in his lap and he’s adorning your hair with flowers and gently brushing his fingers through your hair and he’s quietly singing to you too n he’s also wearing his cute sun hat from we young era AWWW AND THEN ON OTHER DAYS YOU’LL BE LIKE RENJUN LETS GO FUCKIGN PAINTBALLING AND HE’S LIKE KELLY OK IT’S ON and then he gets super riled up and the compETITION IS toUgh buDDY

@dreamteamn - doyoung

!!!!!!cutest!!!! i can see you guys playfully bickering and teasing each other and having tickle fights and stuff like that and i juSt!!!!!!im gone I CAN ALSO SEE HIM PUTTING HIS FLANNEL SHIRTS N JACKETS OVER YOUR SHOULDERS WHEN IT’S A BIT WINDY AND CHILLY OUT AHHh ALSO u guys having dates out in the city and going on cool ferris wheels and doING LOTS OF SCENIC ACTIVITIES lots of photo taking involved 👌

@neo–city - jungwoo

the👏warmest👏couple👏in👏the👏whole👏world ok. RAINY DAY MOVIE DATES W HOT COCOA!!!!!!! ghibli marathons!!!!!! n like sometimes y’all will go on movie theater dates and y’all will get popcorn and you’ll try to shoot it in each others mouths and sometimes it’ll be spot on but other times it’ll miss badLY AND MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY ONE OF THE PIECES OF POPCORN HITS THE BACK OF SOME DUDES HEAD n so y’all FREAK OUT and try to stay put and be as still as possible n jungwoo’s clutching at your hand n u and him both feel ur hearts racing at 34587mph n he ends uP BURSTING UP IN TEARS N HE TELLS U Y’ALL SHOULD BOOK IT SO U DO n then U JUST RUN AWAY TOGETHER HAND IN HAND LAUGHING AW

@sunnyhyuck - haechan

NUMBER 1 SUNSHINE COUPLE💛 i can see so maNY SCENARIOS FOR YOU GUYS i can see you guys roasting each other every morning but then in the afternoon i see cute picnic dates and kite flying and cooing over cool dogs you see at the park!!! AhhH!! n one day hyuck rings your doorbell out of the blue and he’s like paige. let’s get a fucking PET TOGETHER. and so u guys go to the pet store and look at all the cute animals and cats and all that. and y’all are laughing bc when you get to the hamsters u point to one and tell him he looks just like it n he punches u rlly gently bUT U CAN SEE HIM SMILING TO THE SIDE and then at the end of the day y’all end up getting a fish and u name it chris

@heartaus - taeyong

oKOK HERE ME OUT ON THIS YOU HAVE A WRITING BLOG AND FIRST OF ALL THAT’S SO CUTE and it’s clear that you have a passion for writing and literature and the person i think of first when i think abt someone who’s passionate IT’S TAEYONG. i feel like he would APPRECIATE YOU SO SO MUCH and he would love to be the first person to read whatever it is you had come up with that day whether it be a poem you’re proud of or a 6-page essay for history class HE’D BE SO HAPPY TO READ IT. and i can see you guys going for cute study dates at the library or at a small cafe down the road and he’d being wearing some cUTE DORKY GLASSES dhfkj ((I COULD REALLY GO ON BUT I SHOULD STOP OH YG OD))) (p.s. you’re so, so talented!!! your prince!jaemin post had me feeling all sorts of soft :((()

@xiulumos - taeil

CUTE CUTE CUTE >:((((( the first thing i thought of was you guys just chilling and hanging out at home and having a baking day! n so you guys are both wearing super cute aprons and you decide to bake some cinnamon rolls together from scratch and you guys end up getting flour all over the place and i can see you booping his nose w some flour and he boops ur nose back and it’s just a fit of cute giggles and he kISSES UR CHEEK AWERGHJHDFJSHDF IM GO N E

@miracyeols - jaehyun kun

we all kno that he’s ur real bias jung jeffery who tf

@sohnshine - jeno

OK this is so cute all i see just lots of reALLY REALLY BIG SMILES??? like y’know one day jeno asks you to hang out n idk say you just go for a walk in the park or smthn n you’re just chatting abt his cats or whatever n LIKE YOU’RE JUST SMILING REALLY BIG THE WHOLE TIME AND ((JENO’S ALREADY SMILING BC HE JUST ALWAYS IS AND HE ENJOYS YOUR COMPANY SO MUCH)) WHEN HE SEES YOU SMILE HIS SMILE GETS EVEN BIGGER AND HIS EYES DO THAT CUTE THING AND I JUST ???@?@??@ AAHh

@suhpls - johnny

i imagine u gUYS BEING SO CHILL TOGTHER and just having each other over at each others houses and just talking abt your day and stuff and i can see you guys just end up cuddling and having cute naps together and all the sort and awW WwW wW i can see him also just cracking up really randOM JOKES and u guys just laughing together a whole lot!

@yungkbri - mark

uwuwu i can see you guys being the CHILLEST COUPLE like going out to eat dinner every couple days ((ok let’s be honest thAT’S WHAT ALL THE COUPLES IN VANCOUVER DO BC THERE’S JUST SO MANY PLACES TO EAT IT’S SO WILD)) and finding cool new ice cream places to check out :’) and then during the summer time you guys go out to watch fireworks on the beach n ajkhfdKJF CUTE

THIS IS SO CRINGY IM SO SORRY GUYS

#THIS IS SO SO LONG IM SO SORRY #im sorry that i didnt include every mutual!! i only included mutuals that i've talked with :'(#replies #anonymous

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shineethinks · 7 years

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hi! love your account! could you do a scenario of what shinee would be like as preschoolers?

hello there! i’ll try my best anon!

onew:

really likes legos

does NOT like sharing them

lives for nap time

chicken nugs for lunch all day eryday

pororo band-aids all over him

falls down a lot but never cries

will pass out anywhere

tried to eat a crayon bc he was hungry and couldn’t wait for lunch time

jonghyun:

really likes knocking over legos (”I AM GODZILLA”)

therefore is at war with jinki

crazy gelled up hair

is not allowed to have apple juice anymore bc it makes him wayyyyyyy too hyper

“jonghyun stop taking off your clothes”

always has one of those plastic recorders in his hand (toot toot)

key:

adorable!!!!!!! in OVERALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stickers all over his folders and clothes

draws on his desk (and taemin) with a tube of lipstick which magically disappears when the teacher looks for it (”you can’t prove it was me”)

learned a curse word

will not stop saying it

time out time forever

minho:

ALWAYS running and the teacher is always chasing him

runs like naruto

LIGHT UP SHOES

the kid who actually prefers apples/carrots over oreos for snack time

refused to come! back! inside! after recess

buys extra pretzels to share

named his hands and feet

taemin:

the bowlcut

carries around a backpack that is twice his size

literally nothing in said backpack

looks like an angel but is a menace to society

flipped all the chairs in the classroom upside down, refuses to make eye contact when asked why he did that

set the class hamster free

hugs all the girls

a fly landed on him and he was inconsolable for an hour

#i was key as a kid #lipstick on everything!!!!#i forgot how weird kids are #they're so weird #jinki #onew #jonghyun #key #kibum #minho #taemin #shinee #shinee scenarios #ot5 #preschoolers

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mx-in-words · 5 years

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Monsta x react to seeing s/o without make up for the first time

hi! do you think you can do a reaction where the boys react to s/o being barefaced or seeing s/o without make up for the first time? thanks! 💜

↬ Shownu

shownu is so shy we know this

so one day you asked him to stay the night

he was so red omg what a cutie

anyway, the next morning he woke up with you getting out of the bath

you were with wet hair, casual soft dress and with no makeup

he swears he was dead, bc you could only be an angel

sn: Good morning,..... youlooksopretty

you: really? I am with no makeup shownu

sn: Well, tbh you look so beautiful without makeup, why do you even use?

*blushing hard*

little pecks cozing at home

he can’t stop staring at you sjdiweknf so cute

↬ Wonho

It was totally random

one day he says he was up to netflix and chill

you just woke up after a nap and opened the door to him

we opened the widest smile

wh: wow you look so beautiful without makeup

you: what?? wAIT OMG

wh: relax you are so pretty

literally kissing you all over

wh: I am so lucky look at you!!!!

you: ok stop I love you too

wh: I will never gonna stop

just accept

truly thinks that you are the most beautiful person in the world

↬ Minhyuk

you both decided to go to a “one-day-beach-trip”

from NOWHERE

which means you not picking your makeup purse

and whodafck wears makeup on the beach??

at the moment you entered the car he opened the most beautiful smile

mh: I can’t believe

you: what? what happened?

mh: How are you suppose to look this good without makeup? I mean, I expected you were pretty but not PERFECT!!!

mh: this should be a crime, I swear!

you: omg stop, you’re so much more than me

mh: I am going to stop this car only in a few hours, so please don’t make me kiss you

you: you’re so cheesy! iluvu

mh: iluvu too ~~~

at the beach, keeps saying how you are better than anything in nature

oof this boi

↬ Kihyun

why is him so cute for

so casual

this hamster loves skincare

so he did a skincare day with you at the dorms

kh: let me take you makeup babyy~~

you: I am not wearing Ki, just put the sunscreen on

kh:... oh my

you: why?

kh: you... wait, for real? no makeup? holy I love u so much

*blushing hard*

he holds your face very close

kh: aish... I can’t believe you are so perfect jagi

you: you won’t believe about what I will do

kh: what?

you stole a kiss from him

kh: oh honey, sexy like that without makeup and kissing me? I don’t feel like doing skincare now

you: it’s that so? what are you up to?

kh: you know... things we can’t do it here

mh: he means sex

you and kh: GET OUT MINHYUK

↬ Hyungwon

wanted to surprise you going to your place with your favs snacks

you were crying bc you saw a very sad movie

then you washed your face and put some hydrate

and the ring bell

you looked by the fisheye and saw your??? bf ??

hw: hello jagii~~ I bring your favourite!

you: omg I look awful baby let me put some makeup

hw: what? you look stunning

you: you never saw me without makeup

hw: I am seeing right now and I am pretty glad that I saw this nature beauty

stayed with you all night

took pics of you, not to post but you can bet he put it as his lock screen

kisses all over your face

calling you saying that he misses u and misses your barefaced look

↬ Jooheon

iwanttodiethisgifgoodlordkillme

okay he asked you to

jh: jagi I don't want to see you wake up always before me to put makeup on, listen I love you, of course, your looks matter but not more than the rest and tbh, you don't need makeup

you were thinking about it

and in your next date with him, you were completely barefaced

it was comfortable but not feeling... pretty

joo makes you feel pretty

jh: god damn you look like art honey

you: omg why are u so much?

jh: just being honest my godness

LOVES U MORE THAN HE LOVES BEYONCE

at the restaurant

jh: *after ordering the food to the waiter* hey man, my girl is gorgeous don't you think?

so embarrassing but just wants to show his love

↬ Changkyun

a weird and cute accident

maybe,,, he dropped you in the pool

I mean, he didn’t mean to, was an accident I swear

but your makeup... rip her

so IN THE MIDDLE of the party

you and changkyun cleaning your makeup and putting HIS clothes in you

you: ok I am ready now,,, aish

ck: holy shit who let u be this hot???

you; you're just being cute bc it’s your fault

ck: no omg I mean it, I really want to kiss u right now and hard

you: well... do it then

ck: you can bet I will

okay makeout session in the bathroom with a lot of ppl in the house

who cares??

kh: stop fucking in the bathroom, the food is ready

you and ck: FUCK YOU

maybe kihyun cares lol

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