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mydairpercabeth · 2 years

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Did the MCU just make MPreg canon???

#thor love and thunder #spoilers without context #korg #dont read the tags #but korg being gay and having a boyfriend #and also being the son of gay dads #and having a baby with his boyfriend #im so happy #the taikafication of the mcu continues #thor odinson #loki could neva #loki laufeyson #valkerie #korg x dwayne #mpreg

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introspectivememories · 1 year

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tim puts bloodstained gloves into his microwave and bernard's chef-senses start tingling

#tim: *rewires a kitchen appliance as a vigilante gadget*#bernard waking up in a cold sweat: something is wrong #so fucking funny that they made tim have a chef boyfriend when everything about his kitchen is fucking unusable #ik bear feels like gagging everytime he walks into tim's kitchen #bear trembling and shaking like a newborn deer: tim baby why is the only knife you have a butter knife?#bear retching: tim loml why do you only have 3 cups #bear stonefaced when the oven light switch he pressed turns the oven into some kinda GPS: so just fuck my quiche then huh?#tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber #dc #td:r spoilers #td:r #1k

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djo · 2 years

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I want to ask you quickly, what would your Vecna curse song be? I’ve been asked this question a few times and I’ve just got to commit to it, so it’s a song called Up & Down by a band called the Vengaboys. You can research them, it’s a silly song.

#strangerthingsedit #stedit #stcastedit #josephquinnedit #usermaguire #userroni #joseph quinn #mine*#i have two things to say #1) i hate zoom interviews #2) joe quinn the boyfriendism that you exhibit...#anyway there's no point to this set #he's just so pretty with his baby cow eyes

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findafight · 1 year

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Scoops Troop playing dnd together is very dear to me but very funny in a canon fix it setting with steddie because all I can think about is this

#steddie #steve Harrington #eddie munson #eddie is upset about it when he finds out that an eleven year old is the only DM his boyfriend will have #hes soooo jealous #finda's rambles #eddie is a little gremlin person and he is jealous of a baby #scoops troop

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ghouljams · 6 months

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“Ghost and Hush are not friends, they're an hr complaint waiting to happen and they're fucking”

That’s the best sentence I’ve ever read ohmygod

The problem! The problem!! Is that I think Hush and Ghost are veryyyyy similar. Stubborn, not quick to forget, and even slower to forgive, neither of them ever learned how to apologize... You see the similarities. (Soap has a type my GOD) Ghost and Hush get a little too into sparring and suddenly it's not fighting it's foreplay. There have been complaints.

#ghoul speaks #Ghost is a hard dom. Hush is a switch leaning soft dom. Soap is a service switch. Die is doing her best #Die baby I am so sorry that your boyfriends are fighting #Soap I am also sorry to you because the absolute gauntlet that Hush and Ghost are putting you through....#Soap tries to break up the arguing and just ends up on his back #god many thoughts on the sex these 4 are having too

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emjiroki · 11 months

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I want-no-need jealous ex boyfriend Yoichi Isagi

He would be soooo cool about it at first. Totally didn't bother him at all not one bit 🙄 but the moment he gets you alone for any reason

"You need to break up with him, he's not good enough for you"

"Come back to me baby, come on please? You know I love you, love you more than him or any other asshole ever will"

"does he fuck you as good as I used to? Huh? Bet that pretty pussy is wet right now, ready for me and only me right?"

#he would do anything to get you back #even if he was sickly buddy buddy with your boyfriend right after saying all that dirty stuff to you #the one to still have you in his contacts as 'My Girl♡' and call you baby and angel #yoichi isagi #yoichi isagi smut #em x isagi ♡

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luvrxbunny · 7 months

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iñaki’s curls and unibrow have me in a coffin

don’t even get me started on his glasses

if i could photograph his lisp and accent i’d put them here too cus AGHHH

#he’s actually the definition of boyfriend #i also wear glasses #we could have blind babies #I WANT HIM #i’d do anything just to kiss his cheek #to meet him #TO TOUCH HIS CURLS #let me condition and brush them #RAAAAAAAAAH #iñaki godoy #inaki godoy #inaki luffy #iñaki luffy #iñaki godoy is monkey d luffy #Iñaki Godoy IS Monkey D. Luffy

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peterth3parker · 1 year

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i could write essays on steve harrington’s “tell me about it” surprising nancy by her locker scene

#him visiting eddie on his lunch shift after having left eddie’s trailer on two hours before #i wish somebody would love me like that #he’s so boyfriend #not stancy #like nancy and jonathan or nancy and nobody (or a woman aka robin)#steddie #steve harrington #nancy wheeler #boyfriend!steve harrington #baby girl!steve harrington #stranger things

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oatbugs · 4 months

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Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art.#you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea?#if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.

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arintheman · 1 month

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Moose Commissions

I hate to make a post like this, but here we are.

This is one of my cats, Moose. He recently has had to go to the vet a couple times because of a limp and the pads of his paws looking somewhat unusual (swollen and cracked) and bleeding. Vets say that the exact cause of the issue is unknown (either pillow foot or an autoimmune issue). He has gotten some vaccines and an injected steroid/antibiotic on top of blood draws. His blood results were ok, thankfully he didn't have feline HIV - which can be common with cases of pillow foot, but he is anemic (and has a few other problems). He is now taking pill steroids and a vitamin food additive (but with him being a picky weirdo it's difficult). We also try to rub coconut oil into his feet when he lets us to help with the dryness.

Good news is that the injections helped and he is doing better, but it cost a lot altogether. So I'm going to open up commissions for a bit to help balance out the cost.

Info:

$15 full body

$8 bust

Full color - background optional

Paypal invoice in USD

Will not do: mech, chibi

Ask: nsfw

Examples:

Message me for any questions you might have regarding either additional info (or suggestions) or about Moose. I'm also very happy to accept any kind of advice to help him, especially with how to give him pills.

Also feel free to donate here

Any little bit helps, even just a reblog.

PLEASE do not feel pressured to commission/donate if you are unable to. You are valid and wonderful :)

Goal: $0/250

#he is my baby boy #i don't want this to be a sob story #so its ok if you ignore this #not a cat scam I promise - I have his blood work and pictures of his paws #I do suggest you commission some of my friends too if you are able #please don't feel pressured to donate #I was originally going to have the goal closer to the total cost of his visits but I'm doing half that because that still helps #art #my art #art by arin #art commissions #vet bills #black cat #both my boyfriend and I have jobs but the cost was still a big hit #my cat #delete later hopefully

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deliicacymercy · 11 months

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HUMANFORMER! Wildbreak ✨

🏳️‍🌈 ✨ iT’S PRIDE MONTH! TIME FOR SOME GAY STUNTICONS! ✨🏳️‍🌈

More human!Stunticons to come!!

#tfrid #tfrid2015 #tfrid wildbreak #wildbreak #my art #transformers #maccadam #humanformers #stunticons #cryinggggg #i love this baby so much #idjkfksjf #i have so much art of him and his boyfriend #very excited to draw more qwq #in a perfect world #knockout and breakdown are proud #but this isnt a perfect world #and knockout just calls his clothes tacky

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introspectivememories · 3 months

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i keep getting supersons content on my feed and like idk how many more times i have to tell tumblr i do not care about aged down jon kent

#like this is genuinely insane #i don't give a shit about supersons jon kent #what the fuck does baby jon kent have going for him that adult jon doesn't???#'oh but they took away dami's friend!!!!' THEY'RE STILL FRIENDS!!!#AT NO POINT IN TIME DID THEY STOP BEING FRIENDS!!!#DAMIAN FUCKIN INTRODUCED JON TO HIS BOYFRIEND!!#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!#just say u miss damijon being shippable and go you annoying fuckers #and what about jon???? nobody ever wants to talk about jon's trauma #it's always 'oh dami lost a friend. oh clois didn't get to see their son grow up'#what about jon who knows his friends and family don't want the current him but the him from 6 years ago #what about jon whose friends and family look through him and not at him #what about jon trapped in a volcano getting tortured by someone wearing his father's face????#they're allowed to grieve the boy they lost of course but why does it have to come at the expense of his identity?#jon kent #jonathan samuel kent #dc #introspective.txt

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norringtondeservestheworld · 11 months

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“We can’t win without you!” it’s what Simon said.

“I can’t live without you. Take my heart so you can keep living, and I’m 100% okay with dying to save you, because a part of me won’t. It will be inside you.” it’s what Simon meant.

#simarkus #sirkus #markus x simon #simon x markus #dbh markus #markus rk200 #dbh simon #simon pl600 #detroit: become human #detroit become human #dbh #CRYING #SIMON MY BABY #HE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND SO MUCH #insane how this scene is canon #the fact simon really said the words our hearts are compatible you have to take mine #as if he wasn't delivering one of the most romantic poetic tragic lines of all times

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dayurno · 6 months

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pacing around my room motioning widely towards my pinboard and when you look at it its just this chart of me trying to figure out the kerejean dynamics of the fic im planning

#jean paying the tithe of half a boyfriend to harem master kevin day #just joking but ive had some time to enjoy them lately #yes cuties i read niknak22s in the light of day rest assured thank you for sending asks about it #“why does jeremy see kevjean as baby birds” vulnerable and gentle . easily spooked.#“why does jean see jeremy as his best frienemy” because he is too afraid to say the other bigger word #“why is kevin jeremys nagging wife” thats his job #txt #kerejean #for how kevin felt about jean i thought about putting “i will always love you” from the beatrice letters but #i thought it too niche #so just imagine that there ifit helps #favorite person is just a wide term for how he feels about jean but we dont have time to unpack all of that.

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crystalmethsthings · 2 years

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Nicky: okay Matt. This is serious. Fuck, marry, fight. Dan, Neil, Renee.

Matt: oh, this is hard

Matt: fuck Dan- sorry babe- marry Neil, fight Renee. She’d kill me but I’d die happy because I got to marry Neil :)

Nicky: ooh, you hear that Andrew? Matt’s coming for your man

Andrew (who’d been sitting there the whole time): what do you mean. Matt and Neil are already married

Neil, from Andrew’s lap: yeah. What do you mean Nicky?

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zb1butnotreally · 11 months

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ZB1's reactions to being told "i love you":

Jiwoong: Sorry, i have a boyfriend [ matthew, from distance: i'm not your boyfriend! ] Zhang Hao: How old are you? Hanbin: Awww, i love you too! Taerae: *a flustered mess* W-why? Matthew: *suprised pikachu face* Ricky: Yeah, i know. *rizzler smirk* Gyuvin: Thanks fam! Gunwook: Really? Would you mention my name in your final line-up speech? [ gyuvin, from distance: oh, for fuck's sake! ] Yujin: Uhh... Cool! *thumbs up and a weird smile with a little blush*

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