#so fucking funny that they made tim have a chef boyfriend when everything about his kitchen is fucking unusable
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tim puts bloodstained gloves into his microwave and bernard's chef-senses start tingling
#tim: *rewires a kitchen appliance as a vigilante gadget*#bernard waking up in a cold sweat: something is wrong#so fucking funny that they made tim have a chef boyfriend when everything about his kitchen is fucking unusable#ik bear feels like gagging everytime he walks into tim's kitchen#bear trembling and shaking like a newborn deer: tim baby why is the only knife you have a butter knife?#bear retching: tim loml why do you only have 3 cups#bear stonefaced when the oven light switch he pressed turns the oven into some kinda GPS: so just fuck my quiche then huh?#tim drake#bernard dowd#timbern#timber#dc#td:r spoilers#td:r#1k
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