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introspectivememories · 1 year

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Lmao Bernard, Jason and Alfred team up to bully Tim on kitchen hygiene. Like tim, my guy why is none of your appliances useable to actually cook food.

so real. alfred walks in and sees the flesh-eating amoebas in the blender and launches into the biggest lecture of tim's life. "i'm not mad, master timothy. just-" / "don't say it alfred." / "-just disappointed."

jason walks in, sees the kitchen, and leaves a note taped onto the cabinets that says "i should've finished the job at titan's tower"

#we all know how bear feels about tim's kitchen #just retching and gagging every time he has to step foot in their #i just know his classmates at culinary school have a photo of him on their wall with the caption 'public enemy number 1'#bear whining: babe! my classmates bully me 'cause u have no kitchen hygiene #bear on his hands and knees: babe if you've ever loved me. if there's anything in you that cares about me #you'll stop rewiring kitchen appliances into vigilante gadgets #bear moaning into tim's ear: tell me something sexy babe #tim whispering: i didn't rewire the toaster into a mini lab #bear: fuck that's so hot!!!#jason todd #alfred pennyworth #tim drake #bernard dowd #dc #timbern #timber

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