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Thinking about media that I love out of nostalgia but that ideologically I hate and agree with every criticism ever made about it
#gone series#you are all so very correct#they did all the girls so dirty#and it's all so inconsistent#and everybody sucks#and michael grant straight up forgets about half his characters#and also it really didn't need a sequel series#but also auuugh i can't help but love this fucked up stupid illogical series#it was there for me in the worst moment of my life (middle school) i can't help it#mutuals i'm sorry for goneposting y'all won't know shit about any of this
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Me explaining to my dad 3 times in the same conversation why my sister no longer speaks to him
#sorry for oversharing but ya bitch needs to fucking vent#in meme format#because life is a joke#and everybody sucks#they dont mean to suck but they just fucking do#anyway back to your irregularly scheduled shitposting
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it’s just one of those days⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
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(it probably wasn't actually Idia's fault)
(or was it)
some quick initial reactions to celebrate Diasomnia Day One! it felt like a bit of a short intro, but oh, what a tasting menu of things to come.
#art#long post#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#it's been thirty seconds and already#lilia is sending himself to a farm upstate where he'll have lots of rabbits to chase#malleus does a whole flashback to his most embarrassing childhood memory#ponytail lilia CONFIRMED we have a CONFIRMED SIGHTING everybody#idia does a surprisingly good crowley impression. this is not important to the plot but it's important to me personally.#also silver is probably a cursed prince or something WHO CARES look at these COOL ACORNS#the mental image of silver and lilia having that little heart-to-heart about the ring#while sebek is five feet away sorting laundry#absolutely incredible#meanwhile yuu continues to just have no survival instinct whatsoever#if a horned man approaches you at midnight and goes 'wouldn't it be nice if we never had to say goodbye to anyone ever?' DO NOT SAY YES#also if he starts bragging to you about his sorcerer ancestress DO NOT be like 'yeah but...did she maybe kind of suck'#'was she just super unlikeable personally speaking'#we are so lucky that for some reason malleus is really into all of our weird bullshit#okay shutting up now i promise#i just have so much to say and so few tags to do it in
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The Hanged Man is the card that suggests ultimate surrender, sacrifice, or being suspended in time. Also known as traitor.
#bbc merlin#merlin#i kinda see it not in a sense of a regular hanged man but rather hanged by a string like a puppet#cuz you know pretty much everybody merlin encountered in his life wanted something out of him#destiny sucks#merlin art#pt2 of the deck hooray
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I got bored so I made a little chart of frequently seen eyes and their details in Professor Layton!
#professor layton#some of these were hard. melina SUCKED bc it looks triangular w the picture provided but its more-so almond in the movie itself#but sometimes it looked like it was tethering on the edge of rectangular#I SWEAR theres more characters with almond eyes but. a lot of the images out there were bad quality#general rule of thumb i used is if it looks like i need to draw it in two strokes then its probably almond-shaped#by the way on a /srs note layton fandom has been absolutely amazing and everybody is generally super respectful and sweet#but this sheet is only meant as a “heres some cool patterns i noticed” and for those who want inspiration#if i see yall start to use this sheet as a weapon thats unacceptable and i will take this post down. fullstop#thats all :3c thank you!!
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@croptopjames // frat boy james in a very tiny t-shirt proves to be quite distracting when regulus is trying to study // words: 687
Regulus is just about to consider the pros and cons of repeatedly slamming his head into the desk when the door opens.
He’s holed away in James’ room, escaping the madness of his own dorm, where Evan is frantically trying to memorize human anatomy, and the library, where Regulus’ soul vacates his body one hour at a time.
James is a willing host, although he seems to have some trouble letting Regulus study. He had to send his boyfriend on a run to get some quiet, because James can be very very distracting when he wants to be.
Thankfully, Regulus has managed to make his way through a good few chapters by the time James returns and it’s for the better because—
“Hi, sweetheart,” James pants, sweat dripping down his neck, catching on the gold chain that disappears under the collar of his shirt. “Got some studying done?”
Regulus swallows dryly. His eyes catch on the strip of skin between the hem of James’ t-shirt and shorts.
His t-shirt. His very tiny t-shirt. His t-shirt that rides up when James lifts a hand to card through his sweaty curls and reveals more tan skin. Dark hair trails down his stomach and disappears beneath the waistband of his boxers, a path Regulus is eager to track.
There is cotton in Regulus’ head, static between his ears, not a single thought behind his eyes, only a continuous loop of JamesJamesJamesJa—
“Take a picture, baby. It’ll last longer.”
Heat floods Regulus’ face. “Shut up.”
“No, I’m flattered, really.” James lifts a hand and presses it against his still-heaving chest.
“Your own boyfriend ogling you is not a flex.”
“No, but half the campus ogling me is.”
“Only half?” Regulus mocks, bottom lip jutting out in a pout. He ignores the spark of annoyance he feels; James is just trying to rile him up, he knows this. But James is very good at finding Regulus’ last nerve and picking at it until it snaps.
Admittedly, the stress of exam week leaves him slightly more irritable than he usually would be, so when he asks, “Where is the rest of your shirt, by the way?” there is a bit more bite in his tone than he intended.
James simply shrugs. “Laundry day.”
Regulus’ eye twitches.
He turns in his chair again, eyes trained on the chapter he is currently revising. It is riveting stuff, something about Alexander the Great and his conquest of Macedonia. Except, the words swim on the page, none of them registering, but Regulus refuses to give James the satisfaction of— of— well, he just refuses to give James the satisfaction.
“Sweetheart…” James murmurs, voice low and sweet, tempting Regulus into looking up again. He’s leaning against the door frame, posture relaxed but his brow furrowed. Neither of them says anything when their gazes meet.
“You really shouldn’t be allowed out of the house like this, you know. It’s obscene.” Regulus’ voice sounds rough. It is not annoyance that makes the words gravelly.
“Are you mad at me?” James crosses his arms in front of his chest, the muscles in his arms bulging a little with the movement. He tilts his head in consideration.
Regulus scoffs and a slow smile spreads across James’ face.
“Regulus, sweetheart, are you mad at me?”
“Yes!” Regulus slams his textbook shut. “Because you’re distracting me! Again!”
The corner of James' mouth twitches. He says nothing for a moment, simply regards Regulus. Then:
“Wanna get it out of your system?”
The question has barely left his lips before Regulus is shoving the chair back, not too worried about the way it topples over onto the floor. He is much too busy tugging James’ shorts down, allowing a hand to trail up up up under James’ shirt and splay possessively over his abs while he swallows his boyfriend whole.
The next time James and his very tiny t-shirt go for a run, Regulus makes sure no one gets any ideas. A hickey on the tan skin of his stomach tells everyone that they can look all they want but James Potter is a taken man.
#frat boy james you will always be famous#james in a crop top would also distract me to be fair#regulus didn't stand a chance#happy james day to those who celebrate#he's about to get his soul sucked out#everybody cheer#james potter#regulus black#jegulus#mil's microfics#mil's writing#frat boy james au
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It's interesting to think about how, to me at least, Dust and Killer are like mirror versions of each other.
One who joins a villain enthusiastically, jumps at the chance to leave his past behind and have a purpose again, and the other who has to be dragged in, would rather rot in the consequences of his own actions.
One who needs orders, needs the distraction and the action and the thrill, can't sit alone with his thoughts for too long lest he hear them clearly, and the other who can't bring himself to ignore the ghost over his shoulder, would rather sit in place and listen to his own self loathing parroted back at him than stand up and find a way to drown it out.
One who doesn't associate with his past anymore, that wasn't me and I wasn't him, and cannot stand the thought of going back from where he came, and the other who wants nothing more than to be his old self again but feels so strongly that he doesn't deserve to return to the life he tore down himself.
They both wear their new names like dog collars, but one is a gift given by someone else because he's theirs, he has somewhere he belongs that he's expected to return to, and the other is a choker tying him to a post, warning others of his danger while never allowing him to get out of arm's reach of his past.
And getting them both back-to-back while trying to understand mortals was probably enough to give Nightmare whiplash
#UTDR#UTMV#He kind of expected when picking up Dust that because they were so similar they would get along#And boy did he have a big storm coming#I don't think he and Dream ever fought that much as kids#I feel like they were relatively nice happy brothers for the most part#And having Dust and Killer in the castle together was eye opening#Not that they would have been considered brothers at that point but y'know#Anyway it's day 4 of my week off and I still have absolutely no motivation to draw which sucks#But I am working through cross stitching the lil pixel versions of everybody so that's nice#Also I'm not main tagging this because some people have very strong opinions about the characterisation of these two#and I know I'm doing it wrong just to have fun so
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i don’t care about any of the terrible things he’s done i want that man warm & cozy NOW
#i see everybody wanting to bully tf out of shake and yeah he deserves that but i wanna pamper him so bad. i need to spoil him#i’m gonna inflate his ego so much he thinks he’s god#athf#aqua teen hunger force#master shake#athf fanart#athf shake#athf master shake#adult swim#> rust’s art <#i forgot to give him his other hand so pretend he's jacking off under the blanket or something idfk#also i suck at perspective i am so sorry 😔
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avatrice au fic recommendations:
i don't think there is a single avatrice au fic that i haven't read so here are some my favorites. i tried to find ones that weren't as popular, so hopefully there are couple here you haven't read.
I want to believe by puppybusby @yashastrongarms - x files au - basically 23k of avatrice flirting while being incredibly reckless with alien shit. unfortunately, it is only a one shot that doesn't delve into their relationship, but it is so worth it. and the tension. woof.
Truly a Steadfast Love by StoicLastStand - medieval au - they have a whole series of ficlets, but this is one of my favorites. there's a tournament to win ava's hand in marriage, ava goes undercover to fight for her freedom, but she ends up falling for the very knight who everybody wants to win. i also love their lucifer au, Greater Sacrifices.
a lover, or something of mine by Smokestarrules - reincarnation au - each chapter is a different life with a different story, and i promise you, if you have anything that even resembles a heart, you will cry. i keep going back and rereading chapter 4 because apparently i love to hurt myself. i also love the world is just illusion (trying to change you) by them, it's a road trip au.
i should love you (and i swear i do) by Noteveryonefitsintothebadbitchgenre - harry potter au (fuck jk rowling) - its that trope where they're married and they talk about each other constantly but nobody actually knows they're married. their students all think that professor silva and professor young have a friendly rivalry, but there are a couple of moments that don't add up.
purple by sxftmelody - hitman au - technically, but really it's just sad, i always cry at the end. beatrice helps ava run away after a job, and slowly they open themselves up and start to fall in love. tw: major character death. also love turning page by the same author, mercenary/princess au.
in our corner of the world by definitelynotthere - roommate au - i know, i know, there's a thousand roommate aus, why would i recommend a fic that isn't even finished and will probably never get finished? i don't know, i just really love this one, and if you're like me, you'll go "ooh, two cakes" and read it anyway.
The last hero of Ogygia by jessnope - percy jackson au - specifically calypso au, ava is calypso and beatrice is the flirty hunter that washed up on her shore. it's super cute.
stay there, 'cause i'll be coming over (while our blood's still young) by britishngay - spiderman au - ava's character voice is actually designed to be spiderman, and bea is the perfect doctor lady that patches spidey up when she gets hurt. plus beatrice telling lilith to "shut up and sit down" will never not be iconic.
sunday people (sunday shines for you) by gilligankane @piratekane - another roommates au - jealous ava is back again and out for blood, specifically jenn-with-two-ns blood.
this is my prayer (I'm in love with you) by nyxtyka - my best friend's wedding/spies au - i'll be honest, this fic went to my marked for laters to die. i don't know if it'll ever be finished, but it is one of my favorite aus, i promise it'll be worth the pain.
spellbound by onomofication - witch au - beatrice is the witch in the woods that ava goes to to finally find a way to explore the world like she has always wanted to. but as she gets to know the surprisingly kind, serious, kinda-sorta witch, she discovers that maybe the world was smaller than she had once imagined. i also love another fic by this author, hit me with you best shot, which is basically a cupid au, where ava runs around trying to stop jc, a cupid, from shooting the love of her life, beatrice.
the celestial glow is blinding by understreetlights - firewatch au - did i think ava and beatrice sitting around, looking at trees, and falling love with each other through walkie talkies was going to be interesting? no, but the world loves to prove me wrong.
too cold, it's withdrawal by KatieQgle - captain america au - give this one a chance, even if you don't like marvel. beatrice is hot as fuck as bucky and honestly the winter soldier plot line needed a little sapphic yearning. come on, avatrice in the army in the 1940s, being badass and fighting nazis together? who wouldn't love that?
i have a ton more, reach out if you want them!
#is it clear that i love 15k one shots?#i'm sorry for all the unfinished ones they're just too good#and hey maybe you can manifest them updating#just don't harass the writers#fic writers are like cats stuck under a building#you have to lure them out with gentle words and treats#warrior nun#avatrice#warrior nun fanfic#avatrice fanfic#avatrice fanfiction#avatrice fic#avatrice au#also i'm sorry if i didn't tag everybody on tumblr i just suck at tumblr sometimes#some accounts i just couldn't find#if there's an account that i forgot to tag please let me know
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we need to defend a protagonist’s right to suck ass and be boring and do everything wrong
#LISTEN.#i once saw a post claiming that [redacted] isn’t the protagonist because ??????? Who knows????#he’s not the most charming i guess??#and it’s like. that is LITERALLY not how that works…#you can’t just Decide that someone isn’t the protagonist because you don’t like them#HE’S LITERALLY THE POV CHARACTER LIKE WHAT THE FUCK#LET THIS MAN SUCK AND FAIL AND CRY AND BE THE PROTAGONIST#(also for the record - those are his best features imo - everyone else is just mean)#people will really see a depressed and traumatized man and go ‘wow he’s so boring’#because they are fools and understand nothing#anyway.#[redacted] is my lame ass boyfriend and if everybody doesn’t clap i’m blowing the whole building up
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I love tumblr, its the only place I can say “Mario is hot” and no one will bat an eye
#no cuz if I said this shit anywhere else everybody would be like 😐🫤#instagram would probably give me a death threat or two bc people on there suck#but HERE my thirst for this Italian plumber is welcomed with open arms#and I love y’all for that😌#mario#it’s simping for mario hours#lady luxo rambles
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#israel#israblr#bigotry#making fun of my own country because everybody else sucks at it#oh and there's also bigotry based on gender and bigotry based on sexual/gender identity
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"An Amazon promotion that allowed customers to deliver a $5 tip to their delivery driver maxed out in less than 48 hours thanks to high participation."
Unfortunately, guys, the offer is officially over! It maxed out within a day of me making the og post. However, the above article is a great read on the current state of Amazon, its business practices, and the conditions that workers are in and will be in for the rest of the holiday season.
#I forgot that not everybody despises Amazon the company and supports their workers already lmao#Amazon is a garbage company taking advantage of their workers and their monopoly on product#don’t praise them for this just suck tf out of their money and keep talking about the bad things they do#we can bite the hand that feeds us it won’t hurt their feelings companies have no feelings#bassoon honks
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wait, since kirby has been manipulated mentored by galacta to be more cold- hearted, how does he react to affection in this state? (hugs, sharing, etc.)
cw for abusive manipulation tactics. like.. mind games. just in case. this response is a little dark just by merit of it being about psychological manipulation through lying, so take care.
kirby is as affectionate and loving as ever! he actually adores galacta knight, who stole the existing trust and familial affection kirby already felt for meta knight when they switched places.
there's a line in the another dimension fight comic, where galacta knight says "he's my family now, as he could have been yours.", and he means this truly. where meta knight was always a little stoic and guarded with his feelings, galacta knight is quick and easy with affection when it suits him, and reaps the rewards instantly
but what he does is targeted. if he were going after someone else (like bandee or dedede) he'd use a different tactic. kindness only works this well because kirby is so isolated and lonely, and craves it so desperately
this is super important i think; his core traits are the same as always. kirby is a good little guy!
he wants to be a hero. he wants to have friends and have a fun time and keep the people he loves safe. he wants to be good and to do the right thing with all his heart, it's just that what is "good" and "the right thing" is being purposefully warped around him
maybe it's good to act pre-emptively to prevent a war with the nation in the clouds, especially when they acted aggressively first.
maybe it's good to seek out and squash any trace of dark matter before it can infect anyone else, even if it's currently harmless.
maybe it's good to put that clearly possessed person out of their misery on sight, so they don't have to suffer anymore, because you couldn't save them anyway, right?
for bandee, who becomes aware this is happening, it's heart-breaking to watch. but he can't confide in kirby, because galacta knight's claws are too deep in him. also he will not put the pressure on kirby to keep a secret that could get them all killed
all he can do is try to be there to keep kirby safe, and hope he can reverse the wish before kirby crosses a threshold of misery or ruthlessness they cannot get him back from
#haha sorry this timeline just really sucks for everybody!!#did you think we could only make bandee and meta knight sad; sike!! we can put *kirby* in the meat grinder too.#but it's okay because bandee is here and bandee loves him truly and deeply and will always be there for him and never give up on him!!!#bandee will fix the entire broken timeline just so that kirby can smile again!!!#once galacta knight learns he can make meta knight suffer by turning bandee into a sad lil smear of tangerine paste though...#he does of course come straight for their friendship with the force of a thousand suns.#asks#awtdy au#my art#cw angst
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getting back into doctor who and seeing how the larger fandom on here talks about the 13th doctor is literally going to send me to an early grave. like guys. guys why does every post about her have to come with a disclaimer that you hate her run. guys youre doing misogyny again guys stop. i won’t share the screenshot bc i don’t want to put op on blast but like yesterday i saw a post about a cool parallel between 13 and 10 and the first comment i saw was literally ‘im sad at how miscast jodie was as the doctor but obviously david tennant speaks for himself 😍’ like GUYS!!!!!! AM I CRAZY!!!
#dw#and do nawt try to give me that shit about the writing this is DOCTOR WHO#this show SUCKS thats the POINT#idk usually i wouldnt care enough to make a post but seeing every single post about 13 be derailed is grating on me lol#like guys pls think about why it was ok for other eras to have bad episodes (which they ALL DO) but its unforgivable for 13#pls just consider#the dw fandom on here is 19 people to me bc everybody else is still stuck on an era that ended 20 years ago#can you tell ppl immediately taking my ‘talking about dw with trans people’ post as an opprotunity to dunk on 13 is getting to me lmao
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