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sneezy-cheeseloaf · 3 years
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recounting the entire avengers: endgame movie, which i only saw once when it came out, from memory
because i just took the SAT and i want to do anything except think about that so get ready for a fun ride full of holes and my reenactments of scenes and quotes that i remember from however many years it’s been now since endgame came out. buckle the fuckle up
movie opens, clint’s whole ass family fucking dies. cue killing spree fueled by grief and anger. HashTag Relatable
tony is floating through space with nebula and teaching her how to play paper football
holy shit is this how tony dies
“pep” ouc h
oh hey he’s home, dope
The Gang (tm) learns where thanos’s farm is somehow i can’t really remember
“perhaps i judged you too harshly”
“???? thor????” “what? i went for the head”
“five” five what?? days?? weeks??? months???? oh boy i can’t wait to find ou- “years later” HUH???????
steve looks the exact same, so i guess he kept up that workout schedule even through the snap. i mean good for him honestly
and is also running a talk therapy group like sam did
a single smidgen of gay representation but it’s a good start ig
i don’t really remember what everyone else was doing, i just know that tony and pep have morgan now but idk if that gets revealed now or later
the only reason we had a movie is because of a rat. everyone say thank you to Rat for releasing scott lang, please. round of applause
scott’s daughter is all grown up and catch me sobbing over the fact that he wasn’t there to see it
somewhere in here nat is crying and eating a sandwich and honestly girl same
“hey!!! it’s me!!!! scott lang!!! ant man???? also what the hell happened???? lemme IN”
cue scott lang having a single brain cell and bringing up time travel. i think it was him that proposed the idea. maybe not. but imma give him credit
oh yeah bruce and hulk are besties now and bruce is just permanently Like That
and cue everyone being shook at the idea of time travel
time to go see Science Man at his house on the lake
“i wish you had come for anything else.” ouch
gang leaves dejectedly
peter. that’s it. and suddenly tony is all hands on deck
cue science mumbo jumbo in the middle of the night while he eats something out of a bag that i can’t remember
“shit!!” “sHiT!!!” “NO”
“i love you 3000″
Science Man reveals that he has, indeed cracked the code to literal time travel
cue nat, the only person with an umbrella, going to find clint who is busy with murder, as he does
“don’t do that. don’t give me home” stfu budapest man and get in the car.
thor has. enlargened. and is now playing fortnight with korg as a means to cope with what happened plus losing loki, as i think we all would
The Gang is back together and working (surprisingly) coordinately and throwing ideas around and it’s actually very cute. and it makes my heart very happy. and i want to cry every time i think about it because we all know what comes next
scott’s taco gets blown away. bruce gives him another. all is well in the world
and in this exhibit we see the only brain cell in the whole group, which is being used by rhodey at all times
“why don’t we just,,,, (choking motion)” “to a BABY???”
during the time tests someone gets reverted to a baby but i don’t remember who and it’s highkey disturbing
“i consider this an absolute win!!”
cue slo mo walk with the cool white time suits that everyone looks so good in
“see you in a minute” that smile. she looks so happy. sobbing
i think it’s in here that all the color go through steve’s eyes, so let’s just take a minute to acknowledge how pretty he is
“just for the record, that suit did nothing for your ass.” “i don’t remember asking you to look”
“that’s america’s ass.” yes it is scott you’re absolutely right
“i cOuLd dO tHiS aLL dAy” “yeah i knoOoOW”
time for tony to give tony a heart attack and then just stare in what i can only assume is amusement. i’m pretty sure that comes after america’s ass but maybe not
somewhere in here steve is just staring at peggy through blinds and it’s sad when you see it but when you think about it afterwards, it’s so funny for no reason
time to get whacked by a very angry hulk who was not allowed to use the elevator
“NO STAIRS”
tony goes flying. so does the tesseract. loki, in handcuffs, is like “oh bet this is mine now” and. Leaves.
i’m pretty sure it’s bruce who goes and gets schooled by The Ancient One on the multiverse, and i say it’s bruce because i think he’s the only one out of The Gang who could ever actually wrap his head around it
i don’t remember exactly how they get the tesseract but they do
thor and rocket are in asgard and thor has a panic attack, as I think we all would if we had to talk to our dead mother and pretend like we don't know what's going to happen
and remember kids, slapping someone is not the way to handle a panic attack. anyways
a mother always knows
"i'm still worthy!!!!" you always were, thor. you never stopped being worthy
and we have our hammer back
cue sobbing on vormir
“clint. it’s ok. it’s ok.” that smile.
nat’s fucking dead and i’m fucking dead inside let’s keep this party goin
other stones are recovered and i don’t really remember how but hey we got all six
“where’s nat?” cue more sobbing from me and from clint as you can see each and every team member’s heart drop to the fucking floor. especially steve
yeah maybe we’re doing this for half the universe and all the people we lost, but mostly for nat now
tony’s makeshift infinity gauntlet has entered the chat
Green Man is the only one who can physically take the power of the stones, so the fate of literally everything they have ever done up to this point is on him
snap rest in peace bruce’s arm
cue every single person in the theater holding their breath
“guys. it worked.”
cue explosion as their facility gets bombed and i am terrified that it has killed the entire gang
but it obviously has not and i am once again a Class A Idiot
i can't remember if it’s steve or tony who wakes up first but one shakes the other awake and is like “get the fuck up bitch idk what just happened but we got a problem”
everyone is mostly fine. but they’re all alive and that’s what matters
and now we have the setting for the entire rest of the movie basically
oh hey thanos. that’s uh. that’s a big army you got there
i don’t really remember everything that happened with The Past thanos, gamora, and nebula but i remember that gamora once again sees what a twat her adoptive father is and is like “oh hell na”
cue the gang fighting for their lives against Past thanos. literally
oh shit thor’s about to be killed????
OH MY GOD HE HAS THE HAMMER
cue the theater screaming as they should
hell yeah. bonk that giant space grape with the god of thunder’s hammer. you go steve. and look like a badass doing it as you should
shit’s still fucked and they eventually get their asses handed to them one by one
somewhere in here the shield breaks just like we saw in age of ultron. and like damn bro i liked that thing
steve stands up by himself because bitch. you cant kill him unless he says so. he dies on his own terms. he didn’t live for over a fucking century to die like this
our mans is standing up against a whole ass army knowing full well that he can’t win but damn if he aint ready to try
“ok listen strange. you have to open the portal to his left. his LEFT. you hear me???”
“steve. STEVE. on your left.”
cue the most goosebump-inducing scene that i have ever seen and probably will ever see. i would do anything to see that scene for the first time again. that feeling was like nothing i’ve ever experienced
the amazing symphonics are NOT helping my already-about-to-explode-from-excitement heart
now the gang’s ALL here. and we all cry because all of our peeps are back from the dead and we all missed them and highkey grieved for them after infinity war
i can’t remember if steve actually sees bucky yet but i think he does and i wanted to cry on the spot because not only did i miss bucky but man did i just want them to see each other again
cue sick pan of the whole ass marvel roster like smash ultimate, including howard duck somewhere in there
PETER OUR BOY SWINGIN ON IN
“AVENGERS. assemble.” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
but we all know damn well that not a single person could hear him whisper that shit. like steve bro speak up a little
and the battle for the ages commences
we get to see all our favorite boys are girls fuck shit up and it’s absolutely incredible. wow it really feels like someone’s missing who could that be.
this is now a very elaborate game of keepaway
“catch” “Catch” “CATCH “CATCH”
“hey queens” he remembered. catch me cryin
“hey peter. got somethin for me?” god i love her. flew through a whole ass spaceship. no stoppin her
t'challa remembers clint's name. he did care
oh yeah scott is fucking humongous again, but third time’s the charm ig. maybe he won't pass the fuck out this time
somewhere in here, strange starts holding like. an entire ocean back and i dont really remember where it came from
we get a whole segment of marvel women kicking ass and taking names and i think i just need to take a minute. WE collectively need to take a minute
carol flies straight through a spaceship and everyone is like ???? hello????? where have you been?????????
carol gets literally headbutted by thanos and doesnt move a fucking inch. and that look of murder in her eyes. she could tell me to walk into a pit of lava and i would not question it. the power
“launch the missiles!!!” “but sir, our army-” “DO IT”
damn thanos our expectations for you were low but holy fuck
somewhere in here i think petter quill sees Past gamora and is like gamora???? and she like kicks him in the balls or somethin and is like “this is the ones i picked?????”
the fight continues and honestly a lot of it’s a blur but damn was it not the coolest thing i’ve ever seen. 
cue strange knowing exactly how this was gonna go down, and holding up a single finger
i dont think ive ever seen that look on tony's face before
oh shit thanos has the gauntlet and all the stones. fuck.
wait holdup that gauntlet looks a little funky
WAIT HOLDUP
“i am inevitable”
“and i. am iron man.”
the theater, once again holds its breath
all is lowkey calm and everyone is shook
thanos’s entire army slowly fades away. including one of those big worm things that almost eats (i think it was) rocket but like. dusts right as it hits the ground and is a really cool shot
and thanos sits down on a rock. and finally is gone. and it's so cathartic
oh joyous day!! they’ve won!! they’ve done it!!! wait holdup where’s tony. i remember what happened to bruce where the fuck is tony
wait
wait hold on
wait hold on a minute
“we did it. we won, mr stark. we won. please, mr stark”
“pep.”
“it’s ok. you can rest. you can rest.”
i have officially passed away and am a sobbing mess. you can’t do this to me. he’s gonna come back. there’s no way. tony stark doesn’t die. no.
this is a fucking funeral. i am going to combust into tears
“proof that tony stark has a heart”
i just wanted him to be able to see morgan grow up.
but him and nat are eating shawarma together in the sky now.
“i’m recording this in case something goes wrong, which it won’t.”
“i love you 3000.”
oh we’re still rolling. oh we don’t even get a minute to process
steve is leaving??? wait holdup we cant lose both. no
“are you sure about this?” “i have to”
“i’m with you til the end of the line” so that was a fucking lie
but steve deserves to do what makes him happy. so i can’t be too mad. actually, nah i aint even mad i’m just sad
bucky looks so dejected. so sad. someone please give him a hug. he desperately needs it
oh hey steve. but you’re old now. hey then, grandpa. how did you. get there
buck and sam go talk to him as they should
“you wanna talk about her?” “no, i don’t think i will”
“how does it feel?” “like it belongs to someone else”
sam has officially inhered the shield, and by extension, his very own bucky barnes. it’s a packaged deal
clint’s got his family back. and they can finally finish their picnic or whatever they were doing at the beginning of the movies
and steve finally got that dance. finally. and he looks so happy. so content.
and that’s about all i remember
i have not watched endgame since i saw it in theaters when it came out because i absolutely do not have the emotional stability to do it again. but damn the disney plus shows have been bangin
i hope you enjoyed the ride, thank you for joining me in my. whatever the fuck this is
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aravensdaisies-blog · 6 years
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Sugar Crush, Pt.2
Prompt: Bucky Barnes has not had sugar since the 40′s, when it was very limited. You accidentally exploit this by giving Bucky his first ‘sugar high’ in 70 years.
Rating: G, for general audiences
Pairing: Bucky Barnes/ Female Reader
Words: 1,800
Sorry it’s short and it took so long- I’ve been a bit busy lately.  Just for reference- Y/N = your name       Y/S/N = your sister’s name
Tags are below the fic, hope you like it :)
Last time- “Just friends, you say? We’ll see about that…”
You and Bucky made your way into your sister’s uncomfortably small dorm room. Bucky’s broad shoulders made him very awkward in the tiny space. And he finally resigned to standing as far in the corner as possible.. Your sister gestured for you to sit on her bed and she flopped down next to you.
“You could, uh, you know sit. Like, sit down. On one of the beds.” Your sister deadpanned to Bucky. He looked down at the other bed awkwardly before sitting on the edge.
“So, how’s life at the tower? You get to see all those hot guys all the time- I mean you live with Captain America for god’s sake! And don’t even get me started on this one- Bucky, right?”, your sister rambled out in a single breath.
“Y/S/N! That’s plenty of talking for now- from you.” you hurried to cut her off, “Life at the tower has been fantastic; everyone has been incredibly welcoming. Nat and Wanda and I are getting along great. I love it there. So how’s life been here?”
Y/S/N rolled her eyes and sighed, “I live in a dorm the size of a closet and I do 200 hours of homework a week. It’s just wonderful. But enough about some college kid- why aren’t you two dating yet?”
Bucky blushed the shade of a tomato and stared down at the floor.
“Y/S/N! That’s- it’s not- uh-” You blurted.
“Oh, come on! You guys obviously have chemistry. I saw you guys walk up from the window so I know how you both stare at each other and walk too close and smile when the other one isn’t looking- Oh! And Natasha texted me to talk about it!”
That made the both of you snap your heads up to  look at her in confusion.
Bucky got his words back before you did to answer her, “Natasha? She doesn’t even tell us things and we’re her teammates!”
“Yeah, how does she even know you?”
Your sister looked giddy to explain, “Well, since you haven’t gotten around to introducing me to your superhero besties, I sat around in boredom until an assassin showed up at my dorm. She took me out for pizza and ice cream and then we came back here to gossip about you.”
This only sparked more questions form you, “What did she tell you about me? How long did she stay?”
“She spent the night so we would have more time, and it wouldn’t be gossip if I told you!”
Throughout her brief narrative Bucky looked entirely uncomfortable. He knew that Natasha could read him like a book anY/N’s little sister. He knew that Natasha had dragged her into a plan to get them together and that only made him uneasy. Natasha was determined in everything she did, and he only hoped nothing went wrong during her plan. A single word perpetrated his thoughts- ‘Sam’.
“Sam?!” Exclaimed Y/N, laughing. Bucky’s head snapped to her like a dog hearing a whistle. Y/N spoke again, “Of all the Avengers to see me with, you pick Sam?!”
Bucky jumped in, “Birdbrain? Y/N is way, way out of Sam’s league!” Both girls turned to look at him, Y/S/N was grinning like a fool. Upon realizing what he had said Bucky turned the color of a strawberry.
Y/S/N pounced on the opportunity to continue the embarrassment, “Out of Sam’s league, huh? Whose league is she in then? Tony’s? Steve’s? Thor’s!?”
Bucky turned a shade redder with each name she listed. He wanted to answer but he knew he would probably make a fool of himself. Too late-
“Y/N shouldn’t be with any of them. She’s too good. Tony is an irresponsible womanizer, Steve is annoying as all hell, and Thor is never around- long distance relationships are horrible.” Bucky finished.
“So who’s left then? Pietro? Vision?” Y/S/N teased further.
Y/N ended the game, blushing, “Okay! This is a fun game but we have to be back at the tower before the team comes home, so we’re gonna have to go!” She stood and offered Bucky a hand to get up. He gave an odd look to her sister before standing on his own.
Y/S/N grinned at the awkwardness she had incited between them all, “Well it is a shame you have to go, promise me you’ll call?”
Y/N turned to face her sister, “Yes, of course I will! Are you sure you won’t be busy calling Nat?”
“Oh shut up! You know I’ll call you first.”
“You better,”She turned to Bucky, “We better get going...”
Bucky nodded and opened the door. Y/N turned to wave at her sister one more time before walking out to the car. Bucky waited by the door for about 30 seconds before turning to Y/S/N.
“Please, for the love of god, tell me what Nat says about me. I swear I will make it worth your time!”
Y/S/N gave a mischievous smirk, “Alright, fine,” she handed him a small paper, “this is my number- text it if you ever get the balls to make a move on her.”
She laughed as Bucky glared and walked down the hall. She and Natasha were going to have so much fun…
                                                    ~time skip~
When you and Bucky arrived back at the tower, the quinjet was just landing. Bucky was still exhausted but was slowly returning to his normal demeanor. You had to hurry him along to the landing pad in order to meet the team on time. The quinjet door swung down as you skidded to a stop on the landing pad, catching your breath. Steve walked out first- weary from his mission but searching for Bucky to see if he was alright. When Steve spotted him, he ran to Bucky and pulled him into a hug.
“You alright, Buck? Y/N said you had a bit of a sugar high…” Steve looked slightly concerned but mostly relieved that Bucky was conscious and standing.
Bucky chuckled, “Yeah, Stevie- I’m good.”
Natasha was off the jet next, looking fabulous and put together as always. She had a smirk painted on and somehow you knew your sister had been texting her. She passed you on the side and leaned to whisper into your ear, “We have a lot to gossip about, honey.”
You turned to look as she strutted back to her room. As the others got off the plane, you noticed that most of them looked at Bucky and yourself with smirks or thoughtful smiles. Now that Steve had left, Bucky had noticed their faces too. When they had all passed you with various greetings, Bucky turned to you in confusion and subtle fear.
“This is most definitely Nat’s fault. I can feel it.” He whispered to you.
You laughed at his concern, “C’mon, Buck. It’s getting late and you look exhausted. I’ll see you in the morning.” He nodded and you turned away, walking back into the compound. Bucky left to his own room moments later.
                                                   ~time skip~
An hour or so later, you had showered and were reading a book in bed before going to sleep. The clock on your nightstand read 12:32 am when you heard a soft knock on the door. Placing your bookmark in it’s spot, you rose and padded softly to the door. You opened it a crack and peered out cautiously. Natasha and Wanda stood outside your door with a covered bowl and a bottle of wine.
“Gossip time, sweetheart. I told you it was coming,” Nat ended with a signature smirk. They were both in their pj’s and wasted no time inviting themselves to your room.
“Sorry to intrude, but you spent a whole day with your crush and we aren’t letting it stay secret!” Wanda giggled as she plopped down onto you bed. Natasha picked up three wine glasses from your tiny kitchenette and filled them generously before passing them out and sitting next to Wanda. The covered bowl was full of cookie dough, and Wanda had brought three spoons to go with it.
“Tell us everything. Not a single detail left behind.” Nat insisted.
One bottle of wine, at least a pound of cookie dough, and 45 minutes later- you had recalled the whole tale of sugar highs and bouncy castles and your meddling little sister. You turned to Nat with an accusing look,
“Now, if you don’t mind informing me, I’d like to know all about what you and my sister and have been gossiping about.”
Wanda looked hurt, “I’m in the chat, too! You can’t forget about me!” She was a bit tipsy from the wine and a lot less quiet than usual.
You snapped your head to her, “You too? This explanation better be good.”
Nat sighed and prepared to speak, “I contacted your sister 2 months ago to inquire about a birthday gift for you. Her number wasn’t hard to find. We got to talking about you and she asked me if there were any boys you had had your eye on. Typical gossip, I mean- she’s 20- she lives for this stuff! So, naturally, I told her all about your burning crush on our favorite seasonal soldier, and she went crazy. Then I brought Wanda into the chat and we’re all getting along famously. That’s all I’m spilling.”
“Why didn’t any of you add me?” You inquired.
Wanda piped up again, “Have you ever tried to gossip about someone while they are around? It’s impossible!” She laughed at her own statement.
And so, after talking about everything you could think of, the three slowly fell asleep.
                                               ~in Steve’s room~
Steve and Bucky sat on the small couch in the room- sipping on beers and talking.
“Steve, I don’t know what to do. I’m obviously not subtle but I don’t know how to tell her.”
“Buck, just ask her to lunch. If she treats it like a date then call it a date. If she acts like you’re going as friends then go as friends. Just be respectful and honest and everything will be fine.”
“Are you sure?”
“Positive, Buck. You should get some sleep- you’ll think more clearly in the morning.”
“If you say so, Steve.” Bucky rose from the couch, setting his beer on the counter and walking towards the door, “Thanks, again.”
“No problem, Buck.”
Bucky shut the door behind him and walked down the hall to his door. He had a lot to think about before tomorrow.
Thanks again for reading! Feel free to republish as long as you give me credit!
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stillgirlfrommars · 3 years
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What did you think of the Falcon and the Winter Solider? Good parts, bad parts, what you would have liked to have seen? Are you looking forward to Black Widow?
Heyyyyyy :))) (sorry this took me so long to answer, but everything was a bit crazy, the last couple of days) Somehow this turned into a long ass answer :D - I apologise in advance.
So, the thing is: For the most parts, I really loved Falcon and the Winter Soldier. Like, so many great aspects: Sam and Bucky having more than a couple of lines, I loved that even though the show was of course an action-series, it did its character work and gave them room to develop - and to develop a friendship (also, god, I am a fan of snarky banter and tfatws was basically watching a cat and a dog that don’t get along at first become besties...and yeah, I’m here for that shit). Sam as Captain America was just *chef’s kiss*. He’s just... he fits into the role so well and I thoroughly enjoyed watching him grow into it. I also loved that we got more background on him, we got to see were he grew up, we ‘met’ his family... these moments were so so nice to watch.
Also, it was really good to see Bucky dealing with his past, as was seeing him becoming his own person again. Like, I love that he has got a therapist now and that he’s working on himself, but also the whole setting of his pardon raised some interesting questions for me. Because the second he missed an appointment, he’s brought in like a criminal - and it reminded me of a fic I read, where Bucky has a conversation with Nat about something similar. About how in exchange for his freedom he will always have to play by the rules of someone else. And I know he made a lot of progress in the show, but I’m interested to see where that leads - but, yeah, it might not be adressed at all in the future, so we’ll see. (And I know this might be a bit controversial, but I’m kinda not the biggest fan of the Winter Soldier being turned into the White Wolf, but hey, that’s probably because I’m very attatched to Comic-Bucky, so :D) Walker was an amazing secondary-villain. He was so unlikable but thought himself a hero and yeah - that was!!! Great acting, very ominous the whole thing. It was amazing. As for the flag smashers as the main villain............. yeah, I could turn this into a rant on how Marvel tends to create and treat villains who have like a valid form of critisism regarding society but I can already tell that this is turning into a long ass answer, so I’m not gonna do that right now. :D
Zemo was hilarious - I did not expect to enjoy him being back so much :D
When it comes to the things I didn’t like that much... l... I think that in general I just don’t like the world Endgame left us with. I kind of don’t want to engage with it because every time I think too much about it, I get ... I don’t know how to describe it, cause it is a fictional world (which I AM aware of), but it just fills me with dread and grief and yeah... not the biggest fan of that tbh. So that feeling will probably accompany the next couple of pieces that the MCU is releasing. 
Also, I’m always painfully reminded that Nat’s dead in the MCU. And (like, I know it MIGHT happen in the future, cause there’s a lot more to come, like the Hawkeye series BUT) I’m getting the feeling that my favourite character didn’t mean a lot to the people she considered her friends, cause she’s never mentioned. I would have loved ... I don’t know, just one throw-away line from Sam saying something like, ‘Damn, I wish Nat was here.’ I know Steve being gone was at the centre of the whole plot and you only have so much room to do things in a movie or series but (I’m aware this is a bit selfish, cause he had a lot to deal with in this show) I would have loved to see the grief I feel when I think about Nat reflected in Sam.
Another thing I’m really conflicted about is Sharon’s development. Like, I hope there’s some twist coming there ‘cause that’s just like such a 180 from the character that we were introduced to in ca:tws or ca:cw ... But (I’m sorry if this is turning into a big ramble here) on the other hand, her turning into the Power Broker is basically the writing that Infinity War and Endgame left us with thought to its ultimate consequence. She was excluded from that narrative completely and if we take that as a confirmation that she was completely on her own, we are left with the question, what happens to you, when you experience something like that?  When the people you thought would come to support you just don’t turn up and you are considered an enemy of the state you fought for, made sacrifices for. Who are you becoming when that happens? I just kind of don’t want that to have been the case for Sharon, so who knows, maybe it’s some deep undercover shit or ... I don’t know, a Dr. Faustus story line? Anyhow, I love her character so much, and I wish the MCU had treated her better in the movies before this series. The things I would have done to get a Nat, Sharon and Maria spy-movie... GAH
As for what I would have liked to see... :D I’m being completely self-indulgent here: Something that would have told me that Bucky knew Nat from the Red Room. I knew that it wouldn’t happen, but... damn, I would have love that. And... I just would have loved to know what exactly happened to Steve. I don’t like that the show runners were left in the dark there and had to build their story around that. I know that’s Marvel, but... I really really wish they wouldn’t do that.
And YEAH I AM VERY EXCITED for the Black Widow movie! There is so much more to learn about MCU Nat and I cannot wait for it. I love the actors involved and... so far everything I’ve heard about it, sounds great ... yeah, very happy about that! :))) But also, sad, cause I know it’s a movie that’s taking place in the past and... she’ll most likely be gone after that. Don’t know if I’m ready for that. So, thank God for fanfic writers who are gonna pick me up afterwards <3 (I’m not gonna lie, there’s still a stupid part of me that hopes that she’ll somehow come back...)
What about you? Are you excited for the movie??
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