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or0ch1maru · 5 months

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Akatsuki Beach day HCs?(also include orochimaru if you don't mind) kisame is thriving

Anytime I think akatsuki and the beach I can only imagine absolute chaos

I’m loving all these fun and mushy scripts y’all are sending my way🖤🥺also, please don’t worry if it takes me a while to get to yours, my small business and my job(I work retail and it’s been a HOT MESS with Christmas right around the corner) tend to take up a lot of my time but I promise to get to every one you lovies send in<3

Okay, back to it..

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🐚so for starters I could see Konan being the main planner. Food, drinks, making sure they have enough of literally everything they could need, as well as making sure everybody wakes up on time to leave.

🐠then for the majority of the time they’re at the beach she would be found relaxing under an umbrella reading or watching everybody have a good time.

🦞pain on the other hand would be trying to stop deidara from blowing up Tobi. (I’ll elaborate further down)

🪸pain would definitely be the ‘dad’ of the group, making sure things aren’t getting too out of hand, and failing terribly at it. Zetsu lost a sandal? Just go barefoot, what’s the worst that could happen? He gets a splinter or a rock scrapes his heel. Feels bad when Zetsu starts crying about his foot hurting, would buy him ice cream as an apology.

🌊I imagine Zetsu as being a big softie. Just like Tobi he wouldn’t know what to do first. I also see him having a slight fear of water? Someone tries splashing him he’d close his leaves? Pinchers? Locking himself in his own shelter

☀️he’d find a bucket, a cup, literally anything and start collecting all the pretty shells he spots, even when the bucket gets full, he’ll start stuffing them in his pockets.

🪼our gentle masked comrade Tobi would refuse to take his mask off, let alone his shirt🥺

🐙poor thing couldn’t figure out what to do when they first arrived; go swimming? Build a sandcastle? Collect shells? Stare at the fish and other sea creatures showing themselves in the water? Nope, he decided on doing what he does best, piss off Deidara

🐬doesn’t even mean to do so, deidara is as explosive as his art so of course he’s going to get mad when Tobi accidentally gets sand in his hair.

🐋would retreat far into the ocean on a floaty, avoiding Tobi as much as possible. His hair would be tied up into a bun to keep the sea water from drying it out. Would most likely be those floaties with the little cup holder in it, probably with a beer can or sake in it.

🦭Sasori my man, I can imagine him working on a sandcastle. Using his skills to make a large one with details that would be tedious to anybody but him.

🦐he would volunteer to run up to the shops to grab things his comrades may want. No matter how small or stupid that item might be. Would buy small toys and presents in the gifts shops for everyone. He really enjoys walking through the board walk, will take a break and hang out on the pier for a bit before returning to the group.

🐚the zombie combo would both be talking and trying to pick up the gorgeous women who also decided to head to the beach that day. Hidan of course would be much more outgoing and flamboyant about it. Showing off his muscles and abs.

🐠Kakuzu on the other hand, all he’s gotta do is show off that one smirk of his to have them hypnotized. Wouldn’t care if one of them felt up on his scars or touched his hair. He won’t voice it, not even to Hidan, but he enjoys the attention, even if nothing comes of it.

🦈oh boy Kisame. Do I really have to say anything? As you said, he’d be THRIVING.

🦈would be moving through the water with ease, not even a ripple would be seen as he swims. Within minutes, sharks and other large sea animals would be seen following him around. He’d be so cute about it too, feeding them random shit he’d find, knowing what they want, or giving the sharks little boops on their noses(you can’t tell me you don’t see him doing this) and would be the main one to eat like 90% of the food Konan packed. She would make him join Sasori when going to the shops so he can stock up on everything he devoured.

🦞our sweet boy Itachi would pop into the water for a little bit before wandering off to the tide pools. He would find a patch of sand to sit on, watching as the sea stars and small fish go about their business as they wait for the tide to come back in

🪸would eventually get tired of being in the sun and lay out a towel next to Konan to hang out under the umbrella. They would talk or sit in silence, depends on how either of them are feeling that day.

•snake boy orochimaru would LATHER himself in sunscreen, you see how pale he is? (No offense, i love him) and he would also wear sunglasses to protect his eyes.

🌊I could see him complaining about the sun and trying to avoid it like the plague, acting as if the sun is the worst thing imaginable. Not one to express his feelings well if at all and uses his complaints to hide the fact that he’s actually having the time of his life. Would put a fish or eel in a jar, wanting to bring it back to the compound to keep as a pet until Konan tells him release it. Promising to take him to a pet store to get one there instead.

☀️towards the end of the day, moving into the early evening the whole group would play volleyball or fuck around in the water, splashing each other until everybody’s out of breath.

#akatsuki #orochimaru #konan headcanons #zetsu x reader #hidan headcanon #deidara x reader #kakuzu x reader #obito my beloved #orochimaru stories #kakuzu headcanons #sasori x reader #kisame headcanons

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carlos-in-glasses · 6 months

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Thank you for the tags @carlos-tk @thisbuildinghasfeelings @inflarescent @lemonlyman-dotcom @alrightbuckaroo @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut @strandnreyes @sanjuwrites @heartstringsduet @whatsintheboxmh @herefortarlos 🩷

Something from Flashback Fic (which I'll start posting on Sunday!) It's 2021, the day TK and Carlos break up. Carlos is drawn back to the honky-tonk...

Smiling politely but tearfully at the barman, Carlos orders a tequila slammer.

The barman blinks. “Excuse me?”

“One tequila slammer, please,” Carlos repeats, “Actually make that two!” He’s only ever had a tequila slammer during Austin Pride, at a pop-up bar with rainbow awning called Mermen on the Rocks. The silver tequila was mixed with red food dye to become pink.

The barman raises an eyebrow. He’s an older guy – a gray-bearded biker type in a leather waistcoat. His arms are covered in aged, greening tattoos of snakes curling around daggers, thorny roses growing around crucifixes. “How about one shot for the road, and then you get a taxi home and drink lots of water, son?”

“No, no, no!” Carlos appeals with flare. “I can’t go home. I have to stay right here.” He spirals a finger and then bounces it against the bar. “Right here.”

“Why can’t you go home?”

“I don’t have one. I mean I do. I’m a homeowner.”

��Okay.”

“But I was staying with my…my…” Carlos keeps swirling his finger in the air, like he’s aiming to land on words visible only to him. “But! You know. Sometimes.”

“Ah. Yeah,” The barman smiles. He has a gold tooth. Shiny. “I think I get what you’re saying.”

“Thank you. You’re the only one who does.” He’s also the only person Carlos has talked to since TK fled from him at 2 p.m. this afternoon.

“Women trouble,” the barman says definitively.

“Something like that.”

“We’ve all been there.”

“I haven’t.”

“No?”

“I mean. I have. Literally with a woman.”

“Uh huh.” The barman surreptitiously fills a glass with water and pushes it towards Carlos slowly.

“But this is different. TK’s different.”

“Flowers. Chocolates. A groveling apology. It’s all we’ve got.”

“But I didn’t do anything wrong.”

The barman stifles a laugh. “You almost certainly did.”

“All I did was buy an apartment for us. Without mentioning it. But like…it was meant to be a happy thing. A nice surprise. It was meant to be, like…hey I got you a piece of forever, and this piece of forever has great light, and it’s near clubs and that really good bakery. You know?”

“Sounds like a good forever to me.”

“I thought so.”

“Have a little water, son.”

Carlos seizes his glass of water in both his large hands, like he has the dexterity of a three-year-old. He sips from it gently. “This is good,” he says, as if the barman has given him something new and delicious. “My partner is totally sober. My ex, I mean.” His voice cracks as he cries. “I haven’t been drunk like this in a long time.”

“That does not surprise me.” The barman sighs and hunches, leans his folded arms on the bar to create a little privacy with his shadow. He lets the strange man cry in his presence, as many have done before.

“We had our first dance here. First kiss. First–”

“Son, look at me and listen,” the barman says firmly. Carlos does. He looks into friendly blue eyes surrounded by crinkled skin. “Tomorrow is a new day. You sober up yourself, and then you take that pretty girl the biggest box of chocolates your money can buy, and the biggest motherfucking bunch of roses too. You get down on your knees and tell her you love her with your whole dumbass heart. I’ve got no other advice for you, than to try.”

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#wip wednesday #flashback fic #cig fic #my fic #tarlos fanfic #cig tagged #I'm so exicted to upload chapter 1 soon!

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schneiderenjoyer · 3 months

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it's you!! the one that made that verneider fic!!! i enjoy your fics and curious about something so i gott ask. what's your headcanons on schneider?

Vague, but yes, I write verneider stuf haha. I really appreciate and glad people like my work! (if you're actually referring to my fics like TWTR) And on the subject of headcanons...

SLAMS TABLE

You have no idea what you're asking for, anon. I'll literally go FERAL here for you asking this of me. I can go on forever talking about my personal headcanons for Schneider. And that's assuming whether or not you wanted headcanons of Schneider in general or for TWTR!Schneider. So, I'll compromise.

Normal Text is headcanons applying to both Italic mainly applies to Schneider Bold mainly applies to TWTR!Schneider

List of a "few" headcanons below.

Schneider is a good singer. Being told by her parents to go to church regularly, she'd also be encouraged to participate in church activities with her sisters like choir duty.

She's knowledgeable in botany. Growing up in an orchard, she picks up useful experience in taking care of plants, mainly fruits.

Schneider smokes and drinks. Mafia life gets her to pick up shady habits in her early days to relieve stress.

She taught herself how to use a gun. First gun she got was owned by her late father. The first time she ever had to use it is out of self-defense.

Schneider first killed someone at age 11.

Schneider's an adept learner. She shows signs of being responsible and understanding of the given situation at a young age, making her easily flexible. When it's beneficial or necessary to pick up a skill, she'll quickly learn and apply it into practice to be more efficient.

She's a skilled cook. Wandering around doesn't mean ignoring what you eat. Candies and energy bars won't do for a gourmet like her. She's equipped with years of knowledge and experience to feed even an entire army of picky eaters.

Schneider's favorite fruit is Sicilian Blood Orange.

Schneider didn't get a proper education. She knows how to read and write well enough, but she's taught herself how to speak English for survival.

She's greedy, but frugal. In her later years, Schneider grows to have a lavish and sophisticated taste in fashion and food, but always aims for practicality (buying cheap fake pearls because it's shiny enough and keeps the scent of oranges on her). She only splurges on family necessities and "business" resources.

Schneider is good in finances. In a struggling economy with 20 mouths to feed, she's learned to calculate the expenditures well.

Liberal in mind, conservative at heart. She's designed to be based on the American 1920s flapper girl scene where it's commonly viewed at the time as "going against the standard perception of young women" at the time. Yet, while Schneider filled into that role out of necessity to be her family's backbone (and it fits her personality better), at heart, she is still a young girl raised under conservative Christian values. Even if the possibility is no longer there, Schneider still dreams of someday marrying for love (man or woman doesn't matter to her), starting a family, and maybe be a sweet loving housewife to someone.

Hesitant leader, rebellious follower. Schneider has a complicated view of authorities, mainly the government. She's resistant and even disdainful towards blindly following higher power without questioning their motives, but knows when to lower her head for the time being. With this view, Schneider isn't interested in the leader position nor does she want to order an entire group of people to do her bidding if she really can help it.

Schneider doesn't lie. In a cruel world full of deception, the last thing she wants is to be a liar herself. She doesn't consider "lying by omission" as lying; merely stalling for time before she has to say it out loud. Her favorite tactic to avoid having to admit it openly too soon is to divert the subject or make cryptic, playful jabs. It's not lying if you never answer, after all~

She finds it hard to ask for help openly. With her background, showing any admission of weakness is a gateway to risking her loved one's life, so she finds more creative way to get the help she needs through subtle cajoling or manipulating the conversation to get the other person to engage willingly about the information she needs. Only time Schneider would ever ask help first is a matter of life and death of others rather than herself.

Schneider has a complex relationship with religion. She doesn't inherently denounces the practice, as she's lived her whole life with it, but she's jaded by it. Her shaky mindset about God and religion has led her to being she's a sinner and the reason she and her family have fallen on hard times with no salvation. Maybe if she was a better daughter...

Faith in you is belief to me. Schneider, even with many qualities of an arcanist, is still human biologically. She can't see or hear things most arcanists can, but she feels them. If her eyes and ears fail her, she places faith in those she trusts to be her guiding light.

Family over everything. Italian or no, Schneider will do anything for those she loves and considers "family." She'll place their comfort over herself and will do what she can to protect them. Even with her own life.

She loves collecting feathers. From doves to pigeons, any feather of any kind or color. It's a small hobby she holds dear in her heart.

Schneider likes watching movies, mainly the cheesy romance and slasher horror genre. Ever since finding out about "talkies" and the existence of "giallo" films, she likes to collect and binge watch all sorts of shows late at night.

Curious in the arcane. Her deepened fascination to immerse herself in the arcanist lifestyle has her become very knowledgeable in many arcane practices on a basic level. If she can't be a professional in one, might as well just be decent in all.

Schneider has a large gun collection. She takes care of it and maintains them well.

Playful business. It's hard for most to identify whether Schneider takes work seriously or not. She defaults to her usual teasing personality whether it's a risky job or a simple task. Only when the situation has her comrades at risk does she stop playing around and take things more seriously.

Selfishly selfless. It's already been shown many times in previous headcanons, but Schneider's selfless to a fault in the sense she'd do everything for her loved ones. She only gets involved and looks out for others with her best interest (and her "family") in mind. The best way you can get her on your side is to be friends with her family. (or threaten her with their life)

We win or we die. Schneider is no gambler, but when she does, she games with her life. She's long known the worth of her soul and will lay it down for any opportunity to win all odds. (to the benefit of her loved ones) Even so, there remains a heart that yearns to live.

I'll stop there since it's getting too long, haha. But yeah, I have a lot of headcanons for Schneider. Bbygirl's got so much potential and so much layers as a character. I love her so much.

#reverse 1999 #reverse 1999 schneider #schneider #headcanons #asks #thank u for the ask! I had a lot of fun with this #I cannot shut up about Schneider and I never will #together within the rubble

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wayfaringhoax · 11 months

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Snippet from Plans

Javier Peña x Female Reader

A/N: Got a Javi oneshot coming later this week, and I'm so unbelievably excited about it! Ahhh!!

Trope: opposites attract / enemies to lovers (more like work acquaintances that don't get along)

Summary: Javier Peña is slowly but surely becoming a thorn in your side. He just can't seem to leave you alone at work, and you're starting to realise that dismantling your plans is his top priority.

Warnings: swearing, mentions of alcohol, bribing colleagues at work. (full fic will be explicit, 18+)

“How about you fast-track these...” He suggests, holding the papers up again. “And in exchange, I’ll buy you a drink.”

You can’t help but scoff. “Yeah, that seems fair.”

“That would also require me going to a bar with you, outside of working hours.”

You don’t need to elaborate. Javier knows you’d never willingly do such a thing.

“You see.” He drawls. “That’s where you’re wrong. A few little birdies on the third floor told me you’ve got plans this evening. If I just happen to be in the area…well, I think our arrangement can still be fulfilled.”

Your ears heat up in embarrassment. You didn’t like the thought that this man knew what you got up to outside of work. In your head, colleagues were colleagues, not friends. You liked to keep your work life completely separate from your personal life, and frankly, you didn’t want him trying to weasel his way in there. But something told you he wasn’t going to let this go.

It wasn’t like you’d advertised your plans. The women from communications had hounded you in the break room when they noticed you’d had your hair done.

It would’ve been unprofessional to ignore them, so eventually, you’d let it slip that a few of your friends from home were visiting, and you all planned to head into town for some drinks.

And they had fussed over you like you were a newborn. Of course, you assumed it was because you typically kept to yourself at work, and it simply gave them something to gossip about; someone’s life to pry into where they could.

When did you get so cynical?

Snapping out of the memory, you busy yourself with organising your desk drawer.

“Let me guess.” You say dryly, preoccupied with the task at hand. “You’ll be drinking alone?”

He raises his eyebrows in good humour. “Not if you’re there.”

“Fast-track’s gonna cost you more than one drink, Peña.” You tell him, your voice taking on a singsong quality as you avoid making eye contact.

“And I’m not drinking with you. I have friends, believe it or not.”

“What will it take?” He asks. Javier almost looks intrigued; he didn’t think you’d budge.

“Well, there’s six of us. So three bottles of something should be about right.”

Javier sighs. Why does it cost money to get anything done around here?

“Wine?” He asks you, his voice now sounding significantly more unimpressed.

“Am I that easy to read?” You say incredulously. There goes yet another thing he now knows about you.

Yes, he thinks. But he wouldn’t dare tell you that, too scared to poke the bear since you were so close to giving him what he wants. Javier stays silent, opting to give you a knowing look instead.

Finally, you look his way, and your eyes pierce into him. He's not sure if he’s turned on or scared shitless. Or perhaps, both?

Taking the papers from his grasp, you dangle them over the tray marked as “priority”, and his eyes lock on the movement of your hands like a cat chasing a laser.

“If this means you’ll leave me alone …” You say, looking to him for confirmation of your agreement.

Javier raises both of his hands at that, holding his palms out in surrender. You squint at him in apprehension, before dropping the forms into the tray.

As he makes his way out of your office, he turns back to address you, and you’re not at all surprised when the DEA’s Country Attaché winks at you.

“I’ll see you there.” He tells you.

“Unfortunately.”

More to come in the next few days! Please let me know if you're interested in being tagged in the completed fic. <3

#javier pena x female reader #javier pena x fem!reader #javier pena fanfiction #pedro pascal characters #narcos fic

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cheatingwifelover · 6 months

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The Golden Nugget

My wife and I like to hit the casinos in Lake Charles. There are two pretty much right next to each other: the Golden Nugget with attached mall, shops, bars, and restaurants, and flashy Vegas vibe, and the L'Augerge, a couple hundred yards away, quieter, with something like a European vibe. We always stay at the Nugget because of the attached mall. The last time we went was late 2019 shortly before covid hit, and we haven't had a chance to get back since.

We're not high stakes gamblers. So all we do at both casinos is play the slots and drink. I convinced my wife to dress a little hotter than she usually does for an afternoon of “slotting,” and to wear the QOS anklet I bought her to see if it would be noticed and generate any attention. She had worn it before during normal day to day activities and no one had ever noticed, or if they had, didn't say anything. She'd also been out and about on occasion with a temp QOS tat, and even with it being more obvious it too really failed to generate much attention, though we did occasionally catch someone we thought was looking.

The casino was well lighted, and since most of our time would be spent sitting on stools in front of slot machines and her legs would be elevated, an anklet might be a little easier to spot. I was careful to make sure that whenever possible she always took a place in front of the last machine in a row so the leg with the anklet would be visible to anyone passing by. We'd been at it a couple hours without anyone appearing to notice and had a pretty good buzz on from the watered down free drinks, big tipping the waitress to keep them coming, and I excused myself to go back to our room to use the bathroom.

From what my wife told me later, I probably hadn't even made it to the elevators before a young black man approached her, introduced himself, and told her he loved her anklet and wished he saw more women like her wearing them. My wife was eventually to learn that this wasn't just a spontaneous introduction. He had given very large tips to a couple of waitresses and asked them to be on the look out for any hot prospects, and our waitress had told him about my wife's anklet. He asked my wife if he could join her and buy her a drink? She laughed and said the drinks are free, and he replied that he knew that, and watered down, and told her he didn't mean casino drinks, he'd like to buy her a proper drink at the Blue Martini, a bar in the mall down the way.

I know it she told him. We'd been there before and had gotten wasted on some great but expensive bellinis. She thanked him for his gracious offer, but told him she was waiting on her husband to get back from their room. Surely he won't mind you slipping away briefly for a proper drink. I'll tip the waitress to send him down to the Blue Martini when he gets back. He was a charming guy, my wife was in the mood for another great bellini, and figured I'd get a kick out of finding her in the bar with him, so she agreed.

She waited while he found the waitress, and tip her he did, not to send me to the bar, but to tell me she she thought my wife had gone back to our room. My wife watched him tip her, and the waitress turned towards her, smiled, and waved as if to say message understood, and my wife returned the wave mouthing “thank you.”

At the bar my wife was about to finish her second bellini and was a getting a little miffed I hadn't showed. Meanwhile, I was looking all over the casino for her, and when the waitress spotted me she told me my wife told her if she missed me and I came looking to tell me she went back to our room. So, back to our room I went. My wife never told me this guy's name so I'll just call him Jason. Jason walked my wife back to the casino, holding hands with her, to find the waitress and see if I'd come looking for her, and she told them I had, and had told her I was going back to our room to take a nap. My wife was now both drunk and pissed at me. Jason said since it sounds like your husband is napping, why not have a quiet drink with me over at the L'Auberge? And my wife said, “yes, why not?”

At the L'Auberge Jason walked her to the elevator and she said she didn't know they had a bar upstairs. He told her they don't, I thought we'd just have a quiet drink in my room. In the elevator Jason pulled her too him and kissed her and she let him. They left the elevator holding hands and went to his room. She was surprised to see another man in the room, looked at Jason and he asked her....he's a friend, do you mind if he stays and has a drink with us? She didn't.

I got back to the room and my wife wasn't there so I waited. No messages on the room phone. She hadn't taken her purse so she didn't have her phone and doesn't usually have it turned on anyway. Now I was getting worried so I made a pass through the casino and started looking for her in the mall. It never even occurred to me she'd left the Golden Nugget let alone that she might be at the L'Auberge.

Jason pulled my wife down on to the bed and kissed her and she found herself making out.....mad at me and a little drunk she decided to see where it all went She could always stop if it was too much. Her gold romper looked hot and from some angles could be mistaken for a mini dress but it didn't allow the same access. Can we get this off you he asked her? She stood up, undid her belt, peeled the long sleeves off her arms, and let it slip to the floor, stepping out of it but keeping her heels on. Jason had removed his pants and lay back on the bed, his long black cock standing at attention. She noticed his friend, sitting now, watching, but she ignored him, got back on the bed, straddled Jason, and sank down on his cock. Oh yeah baby, exclaimed Jason, that feels great.

Riding his cock she reached back, unsnapped her bra freeing her big tits, and tossing it off the bed. Fucking awesome tits said Jason, and she bent over offering them to him. He took them in his hands, lifted his head, and began sucking them, one, then the other. She didn't notice his friend getting up from the chair or getting undressed. She felt something on the bed but what it was didn't register until she felt his cock poking at her ass. She tensed at his touch and Jason told her, relax baby, let it happen, and in what seemed like an instant the friend was balls deep in her ass. It hurt, and she cried out....the friend stopped and let her adjust, and before long she was feeling the joyful friction of two big cocks filling her and working their magic inside her.

She came once, twice, three times, and then she felt Jason unloading into her cunt, followed soon after by his friend in her ass. The friend rolled off her. She lay atop Jason for several minutes, spent, composing herself, then she rolled off and all three of them laid there awhile on their backs. Jason asked her, do you need to be getting back now? She surprised herself by saying no, I don't, after all, I don't want to wake my husband up from his nap.

Jason pulled her over and placed her between him and his friend. Jason and her started making out again while his friend sucked her big tits. He worked his way down the bed, kissing her thighs...she opened her legs to him and he began to eat her pussy. Before she knew it his cock was sliding into her married cunt while her and Jason continued to make out. Jason straddled her chest, laid his cock on her face, and then rubbed it across her lips until she opened her mouth and started to suck it. He reached under her head with both hands and pulled it up until he could get his cock down her throat. That's it slut he told her, suck it.

His friend finished inside her before Jason was ready to cum. Give me your hands he told her. He twined his fingers among hers continuing to pump his cock into her mouth. Make me cum he told her feeling himself about to erupt for a second time. He surprised her when out of the blue he said, I love seeing your big wedding ring as you suck my cock, and then he pulled out of her mouth, and aimed his cock at her hand, cumming all over her ring.

She'd been gone over four hours when I heard a knock at the door. I didn't take a key with me she said. Your nap over? What fucking nap I replied, I've been looking all over for you, I was about ready to call the police and report you missing. It was a long night of explanation, apology, and understanding, but it took her awhile to tell me much of anything about what happened in Jason's hotel room.

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sapphyreopal5 · 9 months

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Here is my 2 cents on the subject , i really dont believe that they will ever get divorce , the only way I see this happening if she decides to leave and find someone who can actually pretend to love her but we all know she is too desperate to let him go, as for Jensen he got with her when she was at the peak of her trashiness her bitchy attitude, fighting with fans, naked in the movies , explicit sex scenes, her anger issues ( I actually believe the story that she nearly assaulted him at spn sets but giving how chill and laidback he is he probably was fine with it ) her fighting fans online etc.., I still remember that anniversary post she made when she praised him for being patient I mean he must be really patient to put up with a massive bitch like her especially back in the days , anyway my point is he not only stayed by her side but proceeded to insert her and her family in all of his business, buying properites together, having multiple children ( tho I believe he was completely blindsided with twins) , so while its obvious the Jensen is tired with her and he is running out of fucks to give and he is not up to play her games anymore but he is too afraid to leave and he probably thinks he should keep it together for the sake of children and public image, I really just hope he won't become miserable and lose himself while doing so

Thank you for the ask Anon. So I see you do not agree they will get divorced. I 100% do not agree with this sentiment for multiple reasons. The things you did mention are interesting however. When it comes to the said near assault on SPN along with other physical assault stories that are floating around (ex. the scar on his nose being from her throwing something at him), it is very possible a big reason why he drinks is to cope with her abuse. I don't think he is "just fine" with her behavior at all. Honestly I don't believe you understand that: A. Men are not the only abusers in relationships, women can be too and B. How people who are being abused tend to behave, particularly when they think they have no where else to go or think they need to stay with their partners especially "for the sake of the kids" like you said. He looks and acts like someone who is being brainwashed by this type of mindset and it's doing him or their kids absolutely no favors. I don't know what you think of this but him inserting her into his businesses is very possibly the exact opposite of what people think (pulling her more out of being married, not more into being married). Putting her in as an EP at Chaos Machines and as a business partner at FBBC (which some sources say she is actually no longer a listed owner of but would like verification on this) could be increasing her net worth, and therefore make it so she gets less money for alimony if she'd get any at all. As far as why he married her at her "peak trashiness", rumor has it that Jensen was medicated the day of his wedding. Rumor has it also that he tried to walk away on his wedding day but was stopped by his dad at least if not by 1 or 2 others. It's possible people behind closed doors have also stopped him from divorcing at least up to this point when he's contemplated it. Even talking about his wedding day being one of the best days ever "not for the reasons you're thinking" and talking about it being "a great party" was very telling.

Also, it seems he is starting to consolidate all of the real estate he owns as he not only sold the Colorado house in November 2022 but also the Austin condo listed on some of the CT house deed documents that someone voluntarily on their own accord sent me a link to via PM was put up for sale about 3 days ago. Are he and his family really moving out of Texas entirely? Is he looking to expand FBBC to another location in CT (or some other business venture) and therefore needs more liquid assets? Does he need more liquid assets in his so called "divorce researching" mindset he is in? Sometimes when people start selling more real estate while married like this, spouses can get stressed out because this means they may try to spend that money and therefore that money is gone before divorce. This is of course speculation on my part. However, I can certainly say that what you perceive as him tying him to her more in this sense is sometimes the exact opposite, him tying him to her more financially in order to be freed from her.

If anyone reading this believes numerology has any significance, I also would like to point out how interesting it is that a lot of the addresses that he's been moving to and buying up since it seems things started to go downhill for Danneel and Jensen in 2018 contain the number 11. Heck, even the Colorado house stopped being listed as of 11/11/2022! In numerology, the number 11 has a lot of spiritual significance as it's said to be a master number and is said to be associated with what some call "twin souls" and soulmates (read the link for more info as to how this could apply here). Weirdly enough, when I was doing research on numerology and the number 11 this at one point showed up from a site called legalreach.com: "A Rule 11 agreement is an agreement between a divorcing couple that outlines how they will handle the divorce process and any disputes that arise. In other words, it's like a prenup for the breakup! It defines who takes what, when assets will be divided, and who gets custody of the kids." Never heard of it before but it stuck out to me while I was doing this research...

#divination #anti danneel #anti jenneel #deities #anti elta #spn family #supernatural #psychic #god's plan #akashic records #numerology #11

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Buy my Fine Wares So I Can Be a Ship's Barnacle on My Mom's Trip!

Hello! Are you looking to enhance your October? Boy, do I have a deal for you, or maybe two! here with what you'll be helping me get for my trip so that I can hopefully have a lovely time with my mother and maybe even pay for something myself! (The Patreon will be paused in December)

This is where you come in! I have nice things below that you may want to buy, things that come up in limited quantities when available and that I have moved my schedule around to accommodate.

For everything:

First come, first served! First in my inbox, first to claim. If you’re second, I will keep you on hold in case person one does not pay. (I’ll tell you of course)

I do NOT have to like the item. If we want me to read something and do a positive only review…I mean I guess it’s not OFF the table, but the price would be highly variable and that would be something we’d want to discuss privately before any money changed hands. Not relevant to this moment.

Talk to me before you pay! Terms are different depending on our long-term working relationship.

Book review, delivered in October: $85 SOLD, includes full reading of any book up to 500 pages (longer than that isn’t off limits, just come talk to me) and a 2,000 word at least review of the book. You are absolutely allowed and encouraged to send me questions you’d like me address in the review, or themes you’d like me to touch on. Not a requirement though!

I have the right to veto a book and refund you, but, I’m actually not sure what that would be, in fairness. I just want to put out there I have the right to do it.

Must be available in physical form.

What will I be getting with this? A Davek mini umbrella, because it's going to rain, cold rain, for 80% of the time I'm there and I want to drink my mulled wine dry as possible. (the extra $20 is going to my "buying wool socks" fund)

Book review, delivered in November: $85, and also everything I said above, just scroll up. I could copy/paste, but why make the post longer?

What will I be getting with this?

A letter sweater to replace the one I lost last time I was in fucking England.

Y'all, I loved this early 60s sweater. It was my first vintage piece. I am so angry at myself, I hate myself so much every time I think about leaving it on that fucking train, because I was trying to make the changeover in Peterborough and I'd never done a train change. I am so sad about it. i am sad right now

But there comes a time when we have to move on with it, with or not we're getting over it, and continuing to punish myself by not letting myself buy a nice women's letter sweater to replace it is not, I regret to say, actually accomplishing anything. I'm going to buy it, I'm going to take it the UK, and I'm NOT going to lose it. (Watch, I find it for sale in the vintage clothing section of Portobello road and damn near cause an international incident ahahah) (Jesus christ Doc do they really cost that much?? Babygirl this is the price of me buying an imperfect one and doing some cleaning and mending on it. You see why I hate myself over this)

A weekend of liveblog SOLD: $230, This is exactly what it sounds like, two days in a row of four hours of liveblog! A great idea if you want to do a whole opening episode of an anime or continue something that I’ve done in the past!

I am open to doing almost anything, but as with everything, I have the right to veto the show you would like to do. If you have something you think might be a little odd, you can always talk to me! I don’t get mad about saying no, as long as you’re fine with knowing it’s a possibility. I MAY LIVE TO REGRET THIS, BUT HOLLIGAY HATES CAN BE PURCHASED FOR A $40 ADD ON, AND NOTED ENGLISH SCHOLAR DOC FOR $60*

What is this buying?

I wish this were more fun, but this is my drinks wallet! I mean, i think that's very fun, but I know it lacks the excitement of a new dress or something. If it sweetens the pot at all, I'm giving my mother a tour of at least two of the pubs that I think of as being Lena/her family's style on the East End, and definitely am not hiding it under the guise of my mother's desire to find a pub she liked as much as the old Angel and Crown, which is now sadly defunct.

*Those of you who signed up on the interest poll to receive notifications receive $20 off the add-on, because that's the price I quoted you!

#help me out and get cool things in the process!

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just found this guy’s answer to a question on quora (“is misandry a problem in the US?” or something of that nature) and was wondering what your reaction to it would be. there are some points i wouldn’t be sure how to refute, though it’s certainly not enough to change my radfem beliefs lol. i’ll copy and paste it since i can’t send ss in anon

Q:“is misandry prevalent in today’s society?”

A:“I would say so.

Woman: doesn't want a child so she secretly aborts it.

Man: doesn't want a child and is forced to pay child support for 18 years while being ridiculed as a dead beat dad

Woman: my body, my choice

Man: has his genitals forcibly mutilated for no good reason at birth

Woman: free drinks at the club on ladies night

Man: there is no men's night. Drink prices increase to cover all the free drinks ladies get

Woman: oh please keep yourself safe

Man: forced to sign up for selective services (a.k.a. draft) at 18.

Woman: complains about low paying job

Men: 67% of work place injuries happen to men, 93% of work place fatalities happen to men. No one bats an eye

Woman: mostly automatically given custody of children no matter what

Men: you can see your children on the weekend only and pay for child support

Man: simply accused of abusing a woman and goes straight to jail.

Woman: beats the man senseless and if the man defends himself goes to jail. If he doesn't defend himself he still might go to jail or if he is lucky police will tell him to quit making a big deal about it. Has 1 place in the country to go to for sheltering battered men despite the fact that women are the perpetrators of domestic violence some 40% of the time. Woman, have countless battered women shelters to go to.

Man: gets raped by woman at gun point being forced to give oral sex and held captive for days. Society has a good laugh

Woman: gets raped and her perpetrator is rightfully punished. No one is laughing about it. Woman gets psychological help and all kinds of assistance from society. Also if she makes false accusations of rape, ruining a man's life, no one says a thing about it and she is free to go on accusing.

Men: penalties for the same crime as women are much longer sentences.

Men: comprise 60 some % of homeless population

Men: comprise of a majority of suicides

I could go on but it's only going to anger the feminazis more and more”

reading crap like this makes me so mad tbh, like i understand moids don’t have easy lives just because they’re moids but GOOD FUCKING GRIEF it’s like they just can’t fucking get enough of acting like society wasn’t built by men for men. 🙏🙏 sorry it just gets me upset. anyway love ur blog!!

Oooof this is a really great ask so thank you for sending this in! I guess I’ll approach this by answering each one individually (although I might repeat myself)

Men pay child support while women can just have an abotion

This is a very strange argument. Because firstly not every country has fully legal abortions. 47 countries only allow it for health reasons, 43 to save the mother’s life and 22 it is fully illegal. A lot of men like this seem to forget that there are other countries on this planet. I’d personally rather be the gender that has to pay child support for an unwanted baby. Even in the case of legal abortions, abortions are not easy to go through. It is mentally very difficult and can be an invasive procedure. Women are shamed for having abortions in every country, even the most ‘accepting’ places.

Circumcision

I am very against circumcision and this was probably his most valid point(?) But his point excludes the fact that FGM is practiced in many countries and cultures. And while male circumcision is usually done for religious reasons claiming its ‘hygienic’ and has little to no bad side effects while FGM can kill women and girls, and is done for far more malicious reasons that I can’t even begin to describe.

Men’s drinks night

Does he know the implications of what ‘buying a woman a drink’ means?? Yeah, I’d much rather be a man in this situation 😭

Drafted at 18

I am against anyone being drafted, and I’m against any military work period. But men made this rule because they deem men to be brave and strong - a stereotype designed to benefit them.

Work place injuries and fatalities

Most injuries and fatalities happen with manual labour, construction/factory work etc. Same stereotype as listed in the point before this.

Custody over children

Again, this happens due to a stereotype that benefits men. Women are ‘better parents/nurturing’ while men are not and should go out there and work and achieve their goals while women stay at home. Literally designed to benefit men. Also, a lot of men view the custody struggle as a privilege because they cannot be bothered to be fathers.

Going to prison because of a simple accusation and less abuse shelters for men

This is the craziest point because men do not go to prison over some random accusation pulled out from thin air. In order to accuse someone of abuse, you need extensive indisputable evidence. Even then, the police will not take it seriously or the defence will win the case for whatever reason. These are the hardest crimes to prove in a court and the statistics show this. Less abuse shelters for men because they are far FAR less likely to be a victim. Yes, its’s sad but this literally proves misogyny is a thing rather than misandry - because I know damn well which sex I’d rather be in this instance.

People laugh at male rape victims and women are given full support/legal justice

I addressed this in the previous point. Women are ridiculed and not believed/not given justice at an extremely higher rate than men.

Longer male prison sentences

Same stereotype that I’ve said before about being stronger/braver vs weak/nurturing. The stereotype was made to benefit them. Also this ignores that a lot of the time there are other aspects to a crime that result in a higher sentence given. For example 1st degree murder done for financial motive vs sexual motive.

Larger male homeless population and male suicide rate

I guess this is more of a question of why men are more likely to be homeless or commit suicide. Make suicide rate studies suggest it’s harder for men to admit mental health struggles/reach out for help. Again, it’s sad but the strong brave stereotype was designed to benefit them, like I’ve said before. Permanent homelessness is largely due to addiction, mental health, childhood poverty, financial crisis, loss of relationships to family/partner. These can all happen to women, except a lot of the female homeless population are trafficked, resort to prostitution, enter abusive relationships to escape the streets. In a lot of countries, people seem to think its 99% men that are homeless, but its usually not. You just typically only see male homeless people sitting/sleeping on the street in public spaces - that’s a more terrifying place for a woman to be compared to a man.

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I guess this guy’s main problems is that he:

- Thinks USA/Europe/western countries are the only places that exist

- Can’t see that bad things that happen to men are actually a result of stereotypes designed to benefit the male population

- Makes up statistics in his head that aren’t true

- Has a crazy victim complex

- Can’t see that the women’s position in his scenario is actually worse

I hope this helps with any future debates and refutes! And I hope I explained myself well enough 😭

#radblr #radical feminism #misogyny #misandry

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Hello, I hope you're well and that request is still open! Can I ask if the SWORD leaders are the jealous type and how would they react if their S/Os receive attention from someone else? It can be a simple crush or perhaps the other person is really in love with their S/Os too. Thank you so much in advance!

Here it is! So sorry for the delay as always. I did add a little bit of extra headcannon for how I think people join the Rude Boys when it comes to Smoky's. Also just a heads up, I have a couple OCs sprinkled in this one, and they are all named after characters from a certain Japanese movie. In fact it was one of the first Japanese films I watched. And it was what got me into the whole genre that High and Low fits under. So 10 points to the people know what that is lol.

Anyway, sorry for the rant lol. Again please feel free to leave feed back

Warnings: Swearing and implied smut in both Murayama's and Hyuga's part

Cobra:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again

Cobra isn’t the jealous type

He trusts you so much

Just as much as he trusts Yamato and Noboru

He honestly gets more protective than jealous

He knows that he can trust all of Sannoh with you

They’re good guys

But other dudes?

I mean, come on

They could be skeezy af

Yeah, your man isn’t gonna take that chance if he can help it

So let’s set up the scene here

You two are having a date night

It doesn’t happen very often but ya know, sometimes you just gotta have a night out together

Anyway, you two find yourselves at a bar that you two aren’t really known for visiting but ya know, why not check it out

You two are having a good time together but Cobra excuses himself to use the bathroom real quick

And that’s when some rando (We’ll call him Tokio) decides to approach you

He asks you if he can buy you a drink

You hold up the drink you’re currently sipping

“No thanks. My boyfriend has me covered.”

“Oh really? I don’t see him anywhere.”

You raise an eyebrow as an almost challenge

Tobio continues to insist cuz he can’t take a hint

But soon enough Cobra comes back from the bathroom

And when he sees this stranger up in your business

He gets a little mad

So he will walk up to your table

He will try to be peaceful about the situation first

He isn’t one to want to make a scene if it isn’t necessary

So Tokio will notice him and recognize him right away considering how Cobra has been apart of both Sannoh and Mugen for some time

Cobra will just size him up and ask, “What are you doing?”

You’ll answer before the guy even has a chance

“Oh you know. He’s just hitting on me even though I’ve mentioned that I have a boyfriend as soon as he walked up.”

Tokio’s eyes go wide while Cobra will continue to stare at him

Tokio will quickly mutter out an apology before bolting out the door

Cobra will just give a small shake of his head at the situation before checking if you’re ok

Rocky:

RIP to whoever decided to flirt with you in front of Rocky

I mean, don’t get me wrong, the dude doesn’t get jealous too quickly

Again, more likely to be protective than actually jealous

But when it does happen?

Straight up ruthless

Like, actually a little scary

And it would be something you intentionally initiated

Like, Rocky is a busy person right?

I mean the man runs a whole club AND a scout group to protect as many women as possible

I mean, not that I know how to do any of that but those gotta be some HEFTY time consumers

So there are gonna be days where he is swamped with work

And sometimes on those days he doesn’t have time for you

So you decide to pass the time at Club Heaven

You were just dancing by yourself when this guy (He shall be named Shun) asked if he could join you

And since you’re bored and lonely, why not just dance with him

You’re a strong, independent human being, and you know when to tell him no

So you two talk and dance

You mostly talk about how you’re bummed that you can’t see Rocky at the moment

And they decide to keep you company

Again, it’s all innocent

And not that you really noticed but Rocky has been watching you from the balcony

Just watching

Making sure you’re safe

And as soon as Shun decides to get too friendly

Like, he gets brave and puts his hand a little too high up on your thigh

You remove it quickly and remind him that though you may be upset, you still have a boyfriend that you love very much

Before you can really finish your statement

Rocky will appear right in front of you two

He will pull them up to their feet so fast

His glare set behind his glasses

You and Shun you start stammering out an explanation of what was going on

But Rocky just kinda isn’t really listening, but still waits ‘til you’re done talking

“I don’t care if you two were just talking. They touched you.”

He will direct his attention to Shun, who he is holding up by the collar, “You better leave. And don’t even think about stepping foot in here again if you want to keep standing.”

Shun will run out of there so fast barely giving himself time to utter out an apology

Rocky will then grab your hand and ask you to stay by his side for the rest of the night

Murayama:

Here we go

We finally found a jealous one

But he will insist that he isn’t jealous. He just wants to be there with you

But we all know better

He’s definitely the most jealous

Especially if he feels like your attention hasn’t been on him for a while

He can be needy and clingy like that

And if you are distracted by someone else for too long, he will get super pouty and sarcastic

Why you may ask?

Cuz this dude is a straight up man-child!

You should know this already

There’s a day where Murayama was distracted talking with Seki and Furuya

So you decide to talk to Todoroki

He’s kinda having a rough day so you let him rant to you for a couple hours

And when Murayama finds you two and he will have a pout etched onto his face

He tries to hide hide it

But he can’t

He will ask you two what you’re doing before sitting next you

Of course Todoroki is gonna notice Murayama’s instant clingy behavior

And of course he’s gonna mess with your man

“Hey Murayama. Can’t you see that I’m trying to talk with them?”

Your boyfriend wraps his arm around you and pulls you closer

“Yeah. That’s fine. You can talk to them.”

Todoroki will continue, “It’s a private conversation.”

Murayama doesn’t move

Just stares blankly at Todoroki who just raises his eyebrows as a challenge

Murayama finally comply when you ask him to leave

But he will have a look of disappointment on his face

When you meet up with him later though he will be super clingy

Boy won’t leave your side

He might even take you to a more private area and remind you why you love him and only him

Moral of the story: Don’t make him jealous unless you want a very pouty and possessive Murayama

Smoky:

Ok so Smoky, when he gets jealous it cuz he starts seeing people he’d think you’d be better off with

Like he doesn’t really get jealous as he does get insecure if that makes sense?

For instance

Let’s say that it’s about that time of year that new volunteers to join the Rude Boys pop up

So Smoky, Takeshi, and Pi are all kinda sitting and judging as the newbies “try out”

You decide to watch with them

You throw out compliment to certain members here and there

Smoky nods in agreement as he observes them all as they show off their incredible stamina and ability to free run

It doesn’t seem like anything for him to be worried about

Until the one you have seemed to comment on quite a bit (we’ll call him Tamao) decides to send a flirty wink in your direction

At first it doesn’t bother your significant other

But after he does it like 5 more times?

Yeah it starts to bug him a little bit

Especially since you don’t exactly seem to be bothered or opposed to them at all

You just continue to comment on well he’s doing

In your defense

You weren’t even paying attention to his facial expressions

Only his ability to keep up with the others

Anywho. The recruits can do parkour but that’s only part of the job

So the question is, Will they be able to protect The Nameless Road? Can they fight?

Smoky asks them all to take turns sparring with Takeshi or Pi

Not that he’s expecting them to beat either of his friends, but it will give them a challenge

You continue your commentary

And when Tamao is up to fight Takeshi

The guy is way to confident for Smoky’s liking

Tamao gives you a wave before starting the match

Smoky watches you return the gesture

Granted he didn’t seem to notice the look of confusion on your face

But this is when doubt kinda starts setting in for your boyfriend

‘Do they like Tamao?’

‘I mean, the guy is good looking, and he’s young. Strong. Healthy’

‘Maybe they would be happier with him?’

He won’t voice any of these concerns

Just continues to watch the fight

He will still evaluate Tamao without too much bias

It will continue until Smoky and his two right hand men are done evaluating everyone

They’ll welcome the ones they chose to join Rude Boys before dismissing everyone

Smoky will be a little distant and cold for the rest of the day

After giving him some space, you confront him about as you both get settled into bed

“Do you think you’d be happier with someone else?” He’ll ask you

You will sit right up. “What? Of course not! Why would you ever think that?”

“You seemed to really like Tamao today. And he is a strong, healthy guy who will be around for a while.”

You stare at him in disbelief

“Smoky. You are the one I love. I don’t care if there’s someone else who is stronger or healthier or whatever out there. He won’t make me happy. You do.”

He will wear a smile as he pulls you in closer to him before falling asleep for the night.

Hyuga:

I feel like he kinda puts you and himself in positions and spurts of jealousy on purpose?

Like my guy here can be a very jealous person

But he also likes the feeling of being jealous?

And he loves the fact that you get those feelings of jealousy because of him

Not in the moment of course. But right after the situation was set? Yes please

Cuz you both know what happens in the aftermath of it all

You two get BUSY

And that is something you both find plenty of fun

So I’ve mentioned it before, Hyuga loves to show you off around his casino

So it’s just like any other night for you

You have on your favorite outfit that seems to catch everyone’s eye

Cuz let’s be honest. You’re hot. And what you’re wearing shows off all of your best features

And you go through your normal routine of working around the room

Ya know, just making a bit of small talk with the regulars and get a few free drinks from them here and there

Not that you normally don’t get free drinks being with Hyuga

But if people wanna spend their money on you, who are you to stop them

This is all your normal routine so you’re used to it

And it doesn’t bother Hyuga

Most of the people there are very aware that you two are an item and know not to take things too far

But when some new guy (This one shall be named Genji) stops by?

Well, he doesn’t quite understand the rules

Anyways you walk up to Genji and you talk with him, let him buy you a drink or two

He flirts with you a bit

Which you’ve gotten plenty used to by now since a lot of the regulars will throw flirty lines

So you just handle like normal and laugh it off since it’s usually just playful drunken banter

And this continues for a bit

You notice that you and Genji have caught Hyuga’s attention

He raises an eyebrow as if asking you’re really gonna challenge him

You answer with your infamous, bratty smirk before turning your attention back to Genji

You continue to flirt with him

Kinda just waiting to see how long it takes Hyuga to intervene

And it’s taking him longer that you expected

You figured he would be done with this game after a half-hour, 45 mins tops

But it’s been over an hour and a half and all he’s done is watch so far

So you decide to kick up your flirting a notch

You’re already going to wake up tomorrow with your favorite kinda bruises so might as well earn them am I right

You let out the flirtiest giggle you could must, a suave little hair flip, all before resting your hand on his shoulder

And wouldn’t you know it that is exactly what it takes to break Hyuga’s patience

You don’t have to wait long before he shows up at your table

He will grab Genji by his collar and bring him to his feet

“Do you know that you’re chatting up what’s mine? Now I can’t have that can I?”

Genji will try to stutter out some kinda excuse

But he doesn’t get much of a chance before Hyuga punches him right in the face, promptly knocking him out

Hyuga will turn to you and help you out of your chair

He’ll wrap one hand around your neck, squeezing against the pressure points

Not to cut off your air supply but to give you that choking sensation

“I think you took this round a little too far doll. I think I need to take you to the back room and remind you who you belong to.”

P.S

The names are all from Crows Zero (2007)

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[Audio transcript start.]

[The transcript begins with the sound of crickets, someone can be heard walking back and forth as a phone starts ringing. The ringtone is identified as the song "Killer queen." the phone keeps ringing until there is a beep.]

?: Hello, hello hello?

[Voice identified: Ness.]

?: HEYYYY!!!

[Voice identified: Ophelia.]

[In the background of the other end, there seems to be slightly muffled club music, and someone crying. The crying person does not seem to be Ophelia.]

O: Ness! It’s been so long!

Ne: It's been like… A week and a half, plus I still contact you when I can… Just been busy with uh, a fucked up forearm.

O: Aw, yeah. Ignore the music, I’m out right now. I’m in the women's bathroom at a club! Where are you?

Ne: Apartment parking lot… Ok that's a lie. Cemetery… Definitely not the one in Philly.

O: Okay! I dunno what significance any of that has to you, but I remember killing a few people there once. Speaking of! Well, kinda, uh. Hm.

Ne: First. I come to the cemetery to clear my head sometimes… Talk to the graves, it's calming. And what's up?

[Ness takes a deep breath, preparing for the response.]

O: So! We got this call for a job… it’s a little ways out of Lostfield, and I need a bit of help, so…

Ne: You want me to help?

O: Exactly! You’re so smart girlie, that's why I called you! I have some details ready if you want ‘em!

Ne: Sure but first, do I still get one free murder job?

[Ness laughs, clearly joking.]

O: I’ll see what I can do! But anyway, the reason I need help with this one is because this jackass hired bodyguards. Fucking bodyguards! Talk about paranoid, amiright?

Ne: So what do you need me to do? Kill em? Suck the-

[Ness is cut off by the wind.]

O: That’s Cass’ thing, man.

Ne: I was… Joking. But ok.

O: Oh, well. Either way. You up for the task? Wait, I forgot to tell you what we were even doing! Sorry! I’ve had many drinks. This isn’t a hit! We’re grabbing the bitch and masking him.

Ne: C- christ… Can I get blackout drunk? I'll pay for my drinks just like… Being sad and in pain is a bitch so.

O: Mmm… sorry girl, but I can’t let ya do that. You’re underaged.

Ne: So killing and kidnapping is fine but you draw the line at underaged drinking?

O: Exactly! You catch on really fast! You can have… mayyyybe one drink. But that’s a big maybe. Got it?

Ne: Fine.

O: Another thing, uh. I think you’ll want to know who else is going.

Ne: If I'm helping… [Aside.] Hell this could be my first of many PR jobs. [Front.] Yeah I'd like to know.

O: Okay! [Clears throat.] So… Adelia, Becky, Naomi, Irene, Bianca… Um. Eden. And…

Ne: I thought that was all the girls? Cuz like… I'm assuming you also called me for girls night?

O: Haha… about that. Um. So we… uh.

[Ness sighs.]

Ne: Did Cassius get pissy because we ended up in the bahamas?

O: No, he thought that was funny as shit, uh. We don’t do jobs like these without him, I think you’ll find out why when we get there.

Ne: As long as he keeps Rose and Edgar's names out of his fucking mouth we'll be fine.

O: I can’t promise that. He enjoys riling you up.

Ne: Ophelia. I will bring my dads sawed off shotgun and shoot him in the fucking head. Or get blackout drunk to put up with him.

O: Girl, please don’t do either of those. I’ll… tell him that he needs to tone it down for friday.

Ne: Thank you… Genuinely thank you.

O: Bring a nice outfit, by the way! We can’t have you looking like a mess while the rest of us are dressed up!

Ne: I'll uh… Put on one of the dresses we bought. And uh… I'll buy makeup I guess.

O: OMG! Wait do you want one of us to help you with it?

Ne: Sure? I uh… Seeing as I've only ever worked at an auto mechanics and the pizzeria, not like I've ever had a chance to wear makeup.

O: EEEEEE! OMG I can’t wait! You’ll look amazing, Ness.

Ne: Thanks, I uh… Still don't fully trust you guys, but it's uh… Yeah, nice to have at least one other person to talk to that doesn't make fun of me.

O: Aw, they make fun of you? That’s so mean. You’re safe with us, girl. Maybe not Eden, but the rest of us.

Ne: No no… Just… Well… People I can talk to that kinda get me… After sarah and mari went missing, I've really only talked to. Henry, edgar, rose, Katherine. Yeah those are like… The only people I've talked to well enough. You seem to get me and not make fun of me for being… Weird, I've only had like… 3 female, technically 2 but I'm counting mari. Friends that match that.

O: Oh, well. Hm. That’s kinda new for me TBH. I haven’t seen Sarah or Mari at all, but I’ll let them both know that you miss them! And uh… on the topic of the m– Um. Edgar. I’m really sorry that happened, girl. I know what it’s like to lose a friend, that’s gotta be rough.

Ne: Oh trust me it is, waking up every morning lying to everyone that you're ok and that nothing is wrong hurts even more. Some nights I really just don't want to wake up!

O: Damn. I’ve felt like that once. Before PR. Uh. Maybe this’ll help you take your mind off of things?

Ne: Yeah… I should probably go.

O: So should I, I think I’m about to hashtag throw up right now!

Ne: Oh um… In that case see you friday, bye.

O: Bye, Ness!

[Ophelia hangs up.]

Ne: Fuckin' hell…

[Ness can be heard walking again, now with the sound of crying. This lasts for 15 minutes until the transcript ends.]

[End transcript.]

#((OOC) tw suggestive)#((OOC) tw emetophobia)#((OOC) tw suicide idolation)#showfall ask blog #encoreverse blog

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apollo-gate · 9 months

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Hey author! Here's a bear hug for you! 🫂

I hope you're drinking plenty of water and are taking care of yourselves.

Now, I had a question. Can you tell us facts about Naamah's daughters? Were they gonna be ROs initially? What do they look like? What are their personalities and how are they different from their mom?

Oh yes, Bear Hugs!!!! thank you. And how bout Dr. Pepper, Sprite, or Root Beer. (Jk I have water too.)

Ah, the daughters Hecate and Thea.

Initially yes they were. This was because a certain choice you can make will lock several people out. But the thing is neither one would match this Mc or the storyline as of now. This doesn't mean this will be the only story they are in. So don't worry they wont be completely gone. (Alpha Two. They will be there. Just not listed yet. Man you got me to spoil the surprise JK.)

So to start off they are both guardians in a way of earth. They were selected through a process where they came from to protect Earth and its people. From anything not foreseen or forespoken. Until a chosen god comes to earth.

Facts first.

They are half-sisters.

So Hecate

Hecate is a vampire, yeah I know but she like a totally badass vampire. By Earth's standards, she is the first true-blooded vampire. (The others are like a 3/4 and so on or half-blooded.) When I say she is the first true-blooded is because she can do magic. She is not killable like no beheading or steak to the heart will do. She will be reborn like a beam of holy light will be shot down and bam she's healed.

And before you ask no she doesn't turn people and if she does it goes two ways they die or are sent to hell. This is because only one person can survive her turning. The ones sent to hell are way too out of control mentally.

There are other vampires on Earth. They are disorganized and tried to take over the world oh maybe 6 times already. hecate stopped them every time. See vampirism isn't widespread because she stops it. For humans, it is not a good thing. This is because when the humans pass away or die they go to where Thea and Hecate grew up. The next stage in the cycle. That is the only place for a vampire because they are taught and will be nurtured where they have control.

Hecate has been on earth longer than Thea. By 170 years.

Hecate was really into art at one point than music.

Hecate likes to drink from evil people she prefers women but doesn't care as long as they are evil.

Hecates bite can do two things depending on the person. 1 way is to paralyze the person. or 2 it's a slow-acting poison that will kill the person within a week. (See the problem.)

Hecate loves sex but has gotten tired of it over time as it's just meaningless sex. She rather just date for fun with no sex. (Don't tell Thea that.)

Hecate is younger by two years than Thea but looks older.

Thea

Thea is a priestess and likes to buy property and give it to people who are struggling.

Thea has no current interest in sex or touching people. (She had a very horrible experience and just needs a loving person.)

Thea likes to be around horses or dolphins.

Thea can almost always be found near the beach.

Thea has only ever killed once.

Thea has an adoptive son

Thea was bound by a soul and lost all her powers once.

Thea is a mediator between gods. And also a Lawyer in her day-to-day life.

The Looks

Thea has shoulder-length hair. She only keeps it at this length when something stressful happens. She will let it grow out a few more inches but not much.

Hecate keeps her hair up in a bun with a few strands loose. She will use a needle to hold it up.

Hecate hair is midnight blue.

Thea hair is brown.

Thea and Hecate are both tall as they got this from their mother.

Hecate has claws that get to about 4 inches long. Hecate also has a scar that runs down her spine.

Thea and Hecate both have tattoos. Thea has one on her thigh and then one on her left shoulder. Hecate has one that covers her entire back. Another is on her stomach.

Thea and Hecate take a lot after their mother in looks. like her eye color Silver (Her old eye color.)

As far as personalities they are similar to Naamah.

Thea is a lot like her mother. But is way sweeter but I will also say she is way more scary. Ex: If you hurt her or someone she cares about your life will go to hell. And that oh sweet smile means she did it. Thea is more passive. She can get so into pleasing everyone that she can lose herself.

Hecate is like her mother but tries not to be. Hecate is more physical. She loves to touch and does not care if she is hitting someone or holding someone. Hecate is a flirt and can be pretty dominant.

They are so much like her because of the way they grew up. They both hold themselves higher than humans and Thrallens. (they are in a way.)

Ultimately you have to remember they are gods themselves. They both can see things in a very logical way. Even if Hecate doesn't agree with it.

Naamah has humanity while they don't. This is because of what they did to get to Earth. Im not saying it's gone completely but it's very small.

#NaamahRO #bear hug 🤗 for you anon

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mercyxgraves · 1 year

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CAN THEY USE CHOPSTICKS: Yes! She can use them both with her dominate and non dominate hand. WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN THEY CAN’T SLEEP: Depending on the day she’s had she either has a drink or takes one of those gummys that knock you out. If it’s a night where she’s just going to do an all nighter Mercy will hit the gym or the training room. WHAT WOULD THEY IMPULSE BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE: Probably food, snacks for the office or a good bottle of wine for herself. WHAT ORDER DO THEY WASH THINGS IN THE SHOWER: -Skincare -Pre wash hair care -Shaving etc - Washing her hair -Everything else WHAT’S THEIR COFFEE ORDER: Black amerciano with no sugar. I think she’s a woman with simple but also expensive tastes. So she would go to a specialty shop for beans or a fancy cafe if she’s out and about WHAT SORT OF APPS WOULD THEY HAVE ON THEIR SMARTPHONE: Mercy has two phones a personal phone for friends and a phone strictly for business. He personal phone would have just social media apps for her personal accounts and her Lexcorp phone has everything else. Business and banking apps, social media for the business accounts, and her calendars.She’s incredibly organized to the point where it’s a little scary. HOW DO THEY ACT AROUND CHILDREN: Mercy is pretty neutral on kids. She wouldn’t hurt a child and she wouldn’t me outright mean to a child but she does tend to favor girls, babies and young women over boys. I don’t think she wants kids of her own but i can see her being somewhat maternal towards young women. It all stems from being an Amazon I think. WHAT WOULD THEY WATCH ON TV WHEN THEY’RE BORED AND NOTHING THEY REALLY LIKE IS ON: I think Mercy likes period dramas, she would tune in to the news and late night talk shows. I think shes enamored by television after growing up with only books and theater. I think she’s very in to anything with juicy drama and her guilty pleasure is trash TV think Real housewives (maybe a gotham or metropolis version), keeping up with the kardashians and Love Island.

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thechaosmuses · 2 years

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Well I got maybe five hours of sleep- my brother decided to message me and wake me up, going off about a post I shared on Facebook four days ago (I’ll explain and say what the post was under the cut)- so now I’m too pissed to sleep and even if I could those guys are back working at the house next to ours 🙃 I’m definitely in a mood today so if anyone wants angst or my more “moody” muses lemme know-

(I’m not gonna be using anyones actual name, I’ll come up with nicknames or some shit)

Okay so a little quick backstory before I say what the post was; so in 2020 I met this girl through mutual friends at a little “party” said friends were having. It was around this time of year and we all loved Halloween so we made a plan to get together at Megan’s house to carve pumpkins and drink apple cider. Flash forward a bit and I’m the only person who shows up to our little pumpkin carving get together. The two of us hit it off more and shortly after that we start hanging out like basically everyday- I got along great with her daughter and I got on pretty good with her boyfriend and all of her pets so it was great. We had a lot in common and we were both stoners; and that’s how we get to the next part of this story..

So, my brother sells weed- and Megan’s plug that she had was out or out of town or something, I can’t remember now but I basically told her about my brother and she started buying from him instead. Now they also started talking on Snapchat and I know what y’all are thinking, I should’ve known something was up. But here’s the thing y’all- my brother openly talked about how he thought she was attractive- however this girl would constantly put my brother down, say mean shit about him, call him annoying and clingy for snapping her all the time- and I just laughed and shit because my brother and I have a very rocky relationship, and she knew that because I’d talk to her about the shit he does and says to me. She never said anything super bad but just made it seem like she was genuinely annoyed by him-

So flash forward to the summer of 2021, Megan and I are barely talking at this point and my brother is now claiming he hates her, and all kinds of other shit- basically neither of them like each other anymore (even though Megan claimed she never really did) But one day she just kinda stopped talking and inviting me to hangout and I’ve lost so many friends that at this point I’m just unphased by this shit. But still, I tried to talk to her- my parents were planning my little brother and sisters birthday party, and because she has a daughter that likes to play with my sister I figured I’d ask if she wanted to come- but I know my brother has been bitching lately about Megan so I told my Mom when I was in the car with her that if her and her daughter came Bub needed to keep his mouth shut (my mom literally says this to me at every family function as if I’m usually the one who causes drama- plot twist; I’m not) And it's been so long now I can't remember exactly how the conversation went but I do know that she ended up telling me that Megan and my brother had been sleeping together. But that at that point they had stopped, hence the hostility of my brother- Ultimately I did end up inviting her to the party beforehand however she never even opened my message so it is what it is; I removed her on all socials like 3 days later so.. Now I was pissed, and still am honestly. At Megan, at my brother and honestly a little bit at my Mom too because both those women knew how my brother and I's relationship is and something like this has just made me dislike him even more. I also found out from my Mom that they were still sleeping together this year back in like March but they conveniently stopped around the time Megan and her boyfriend got engaged.

So here we are today- I shared a post on Facebook four days ago now that said (it was in all caps though) "I never seen a Pisces cheat 🧐" and so me being me and having the sense of humor I do, I shared it and said "One of my ex best friends literally cheated on her partner with my brother so like 🥴😅” (should’ve said in the post other people too but I didn’t; she fully admitted to sleeping/cheating with another friends brother so looking back I really should’ve seen this coming but I digress) And I think it’s important to note that I no longer have Megan or her now fiancé on my Facebook- and my brother also isn’t listed as my brother though I’m sure everyone knows who he is cause we have the same last name however I don’t give a rats ass 🤷🏻‍♀️ Especially after everything he’s done to me- Also the post got no likes or comments so I’m not totally sure anyone really even saw it.

Anyways, my brother screenshotted the post and messaged me going off about it- trying to compare him and Megan to me and this one guy I messed around with, who granted was friends with him but 1) they weren’t very close (whereas Megan and I were) and 2) he knew about it the entire time so it’s not like we were going behind his back (it’s also a mistake and a part of my life I’d rather not bring up as I was pretty manic at the time; which was partially because of my brother and his friends but I’m not gonna get into that rn) Also I think it’s important to note that I’ve always been the “black sheep” of my family, and I got bullied a lot so making friends for me is super fucking hard. Whereas my brother has a whole long ass list of friends, some he’s closer to and others he’s not. So, I was going back and forth with him for a couple minutes when I just decided to end this torment and take the post down to get him to shut his mouth when he decided to tell me, “Never post nun like that again.” And if anyone knows anything about me, I hate being told what to do; especially if it’s coming from someone two years younger than me that’s my fucking brother, not my boss. So now the post is staying up, and I told him he better not test me cause next time I’ll tag both him and her and we’ll see what happens then🤷🏻‍♀️

If you read this thing entirely; thank you and I’m honestly sorry- I just really needed to rant about this because it’s 11:34 now but it was like 10:40 when he messaged me and woke me up, and I went to bed at like 5am so I’ve had maybe 5 hours of sleep and I won’t be getting anymore today because of his ass and these house workers 🙃

#[ooc; out of chaos]#[warning; rant under the cut]#[tw; weed]#[tw; cheating]#[tw; drama I guess?]#[I also muted him on messenger cause I do not feel like dealing with him anymore]#[long post]

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imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer · 2 months

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Okay Imma have a little rant about how foreigners view Australians right here.

so if you want some entertainment then go right on ahead and read this :)

So I've got an atlas for kids from when I was little, and I will forever be annoyed about what was written in there. So here we go (what the book says versus reality)

what to say: beaut, beauty, bonzer, ripper (they all mean good in australian english)

first of all, what. I have never heard an australian say any of these words except for in aussie christmas songs (because they poke fun of the aussie accent). Do not say any of these words unless you want to look like an "australian" in hollywood. (and even if we did say bonzer, it's spelt bonza)

2. What not to say: why don't you have corks on your hat?

yeah that would be weird to ask. But also dont say any of what they suggested in 1. Do not say that, it is weird.

3. Infamous for: Ned Kelly

Sure, he's infamous here. But how about the actually important things???? We are more than just guys in homemade armour getting shot in legs.

4. Dangerous Animals: Loads! Sharks, Poisonous spiders, snakes, kangaroos.

Okay this is fair. However, the main reason we get bitten by sharks more is because we are in the water more. You would be too if it was 40 degrees out (104 Fahrenheit). Yeah we have poisonous spiders (technically they're venomous atlas), but I'd rather hope you wouldn't touch one any way. You see one, you spray it with bug spray. simple. Snakes, yeah I've seen a few. Kangaroos are chill if you keep your distance and for the love of god do not let your dog follow them into the water they will hold it under until it drowns.

5. Sports: Australian Rules Football, Surfing.

Fair.

6. Job: Bush ranger

I have so many things to say about this. Do people think we run around like ned kelly shooting things???? Do people not realize majority of us live in cities??? I don't even think Bush Rangers exist anymore.

7. Hobby: going walkabout.

Majority of australians do call it "going walkabout". You go for a walk. And we have the same hobbies as other countries???

8. Food: meat pies, vegemite.

Aren't meat pies british??? The most iconic aussie thing to eat is a barbeque, is it not? (yes we call it a barbie sometimes). Yes some of us eat vegemite. A thin amount spread on toast. Not a spoonful.

On the subject of bbq's, WE DO NOT SAY SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE.

SHRIMP DO NOT EXIST IN AUSTRALIA AS FAR AS I AM AWARE. WE HAVE PRAWNS. THEY ARE DIFFERENT.

Here is a guide:

do some people put them on the barbie?? most people I know buy pre cooked ones from the supermarket, but I don't see why you couldn't put them on the bbq.

Other things people believe about aussies:

we do call people mate, actually

we do say "she'll be right"

no we do not call women "sheila"

an extremely aussie accent is called "occa" (ocka). It's mostly what you hear us sound like in american media, but some of us do sound like that.

we do sleep in swags sometimes. when we are camping.

not all of us are ridiculously outdoorsy. In fact, majority aren't. I know i'm not.

We swear every two seconds. It's just how it is. It actually confused me when I want to america and no-one swore at all.

sometimes we say g'day. Mostly around foreigners, when the aussie is turned up 100%, but we do sometimes say it to eachother. Mainly we say hi and hello though.

Apparently people think we drink fosters??? I don't even know what fosters is?? I think it's a beer??? It's not a common thing.

It does actually snow here some places

not all spiders will kill you. Most are just chillin

Idk if you know what a shoey is, but not all australians do that. It's kinda gross

You will see kangaroos roaming around, unless you are in the middle of the city. Do not approach them, for the love of god.

koalas are only over east, and I've only seen a dingo once. It was dead :|

Yeah. So. That was a rant from a slightly annoyed aussie.

Ah well, She'll be right.

G'day mate (lol)

but y'know, everyone's experiences are different. maybe somewhere in australia, women are called sheilas.

#australia #rant #long post #sorry people #herequeerdeerrobin #misconceptions

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