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thoodleoo · 4 months

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had a dream the other day that america decided to bring back the poena cullei (death penalty where you sew someone up in a sack with a bunch of animals and then throw the sack into a river) but only for us senators and so every senate meeting just devolved into people shouting "THE SACK! THE SACK!" whenever ted cruz talked

#it was ted cruz specifically #i dont think dream ted cruz killed his parents i think people just didnt like him #also obama was there??#tagamemnon #queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra

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hellsite-hall-of-fame · 10 months

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I mean, you're obviously President Barack Obama, right?

well obviously

also can everyone stop stealing my shoelaces now >:(

/j

#stealing shoelaces from the president applies even to former presidents obviously #once you’ve been president you’re always susceptible to getting your shoelaces stolen #that’s a fact ofc :)#also #funnily enough this is the second time i’ve ever gotten this kinda ask lmaoo #ask #the hellsite answers #anonymous #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #barack obama #unreality #hobama

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qourmet · 2 years

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night-hunting with the insufferable couple

@lansplaining honorable mention for reminding me that he Wasnt a Hobo Once Upon a Time

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wwx #wei ying #lan zhan #lan wangji #jin cheng #lan sizhui #lan yuan #wen yuan #lan jingyi #*waves goodboye to quality* thanks tumblr *in the voice of Thanks Obama*#my art #fanart #i will come back to this in 2 months and Hate it but for now here u go #also u dont know how tempted i was to put yaranaika's face on his art

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keepthebeanscool · 1 month

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tma doodle dump

#i used a picture of barack obama eating ice cream to draw jon btw #it was the first image that came up when i searched for some reason #also apologies for That martin one blame alexander j newall and whoever made him say that #tma #tma fanart #the magnus archives #melanie king #agnes montague #helen distortion #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jaspers art

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idk-bruh-20 · 10 months

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Irondad fic ideas #144

Peter Parker sounds just like Spider-Man. This is something that the students of Midtown find hilarious

Soon, Peter's getting comments in the halls like, "Hey are you that kid who sounds like Spider-Man?" "Uhhh I mean -" "Holy shit it's truuue" and, "Hey Parker, say, 'Hiya Mister Criminal'' "(sigh) Hiya Mister criminal-"

It becomes a daily bit on the school news: they put Peter in the cheapest, most ridiculous Spider-Man mask imaginable and get him to say wild stuff, whatever Midtown students can think of. Like that bit at the end of Honest Trailers.

(Peter may or may not go slightly viral saying some Stuff about the Rogue Avengers in his "Spider-Man voice." Tony may or may not nearly piss himself laughing about it when he finds out.

Spider-Man himself has yet to comment.)

#this may be crack but it's 100% realistic #don't tell me if you had a classmate whose voice sounded EXACTLY like a celebrity you wouldn't get them to say wild shit #'marcus sounds just like obama' 'omg marcus say: can we cancel homework for ever yes we can'#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #also how long does this miscommunication last #I mean the longer the funnier obviously #does mj ensure that she is strategically placed to witness her peers when the identity reveal happens & inevitable meltdown occurs #if your answer isn't yes actually yes it is #peter parker #tony stark #spider-man #midtown students #academic decathlon #queueueueue #weekly reminder that I love you all but am too busy to be human :)#fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want I just won't see them for a while #see announcements

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balls-on-my-face · 6 months

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pratik telling akarsha about the snail race he won at school 🐌

#butterfly soup 2 #akarsha #butterfly soup #akarsha butterfly soup #pratik butterfly soup #!!!#today i learned his age gap with his sister is the same age as mine and my brother..#and our birth years align with them as well #as also in grade 1 in 2009 i think pratik voted for obama in the elementary school mock election #or was it #idk my years #my point is #snail races were HUGE in elementary school 2009 #and u all need to understand the victory #and the bestieship

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charlesoberonn · 1 year

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#also hw bush clinton bush obama and trump #but it started with reagan #biden has the chance to undo it #or at least change direction

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hotvampireadjacent · 4 months

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Funniest thing is seeing shit like “why didn’t you vote for Obama in 2008” I was like. 10 in 2008.

#also >obama

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firelise · 8 months

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Ramy » S3E3 (aka every Immigrant father ever)

- Farouk, it's only a song okay? Probably [Obama's] daughters pick up his songs for his playlist. - You're just saying that because you didn't hear the song "Savages" by Megan the Horse.

#ramy #ramy youssef #ramy hulu #tv gifs #tv shows #hulu #bad bunny #la dificil #I just wanted this for me lol I thought this was hilarious #bc why is this my immigrant father #and i love that its canon that he speaks spanish and she speaks french #and also this is so Jersey - all my south asian homies love reggaeton I have to translate the lyrics #and just the concept that Obamas playlists are so nonsensical that he must be telling us secret messages? chefs kiss #benito #Amr Waked #latinx #latino #funny #reggaeton

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qqueenofhades · 1 year

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I don't WANT to blame Obama for this, but... why does it feel like NeoNazi groups have been on the rise since his presidency?

Please... please tell me that you're not actually blaming Obama for being the world's most powerful man while black, leading to a ferocious and institutional/populist white fragility backlash in a country that has been systematically racist since its founding?

To be honest, I feel like if you ask yourself "hey why was there a rise in white supremacist hate groups after the first black president?" you have kinda, uh. Answered your own question.

#anonymous #ask #politics for ts #i have written MANY posts about the white backlash to obama and how it coalesced around the figurehead of trump #also there are many valid things to criticise obama about #this uh. is not one of them.

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themyscirah · 8 months

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