“I don’t understand why you’re so adamant on asking me this, Hal. I just mentioned to Barry that I talked with the head Easter Bunny once and now everyone keeps asking me if I think the Easter Bunny is real! Why do people keep asking me? I’ve met them. I don’t understand why I have to ‘believe’ in the Easter Bunny for them to be real! They exist!”
Hal put his hands up and stepped back, clearly not expecting the frustrated and somewhat hostile response of Billy who slumped back into his seat, which was slightly less satisfying in his bulkier body, and began running his hands through his hair.
The repetition of being interrogated over a simple comment was not only bewildering but had gotten increasingly more annoying to answer as somehow the members of The Justice League, the literal most powerful group of people on earth, didn’t seem to understand a piece of basic knowledge.
Billy was not only very tired of being asked the same thing but even more-so he wanted the laughing at his ordinary response to stop.
He paused and looked Hal dead in the eyes then began to speak in the most dead tone Hal had ever heard from the usually cheerful man.
“Hal, I know the Easter Bunnies are real because I had to spend two, very long weeks personally overseeing the creation of their union that made sure they no longer routinely experience unsafe working conditions and helped establish 8 hour working days so they no longer get overworked or are required to do 80 hour weeks prepping for Easter and get punished for doing less or don’t get paid”,
Billy’s previously slow, blank tone grew more rushed and frustrated as he went on,
“I mean, I didn’t even do much other than sit there and look intimidating by throwing around lightning sometimes and make sure the Easter chicks didn’t do any funny business or tamper with the legal process!
It was in all the papers in Fawcett! I had my picture taken with them and everything. But Hal. I can guarantee you that the Easter Bunny exists. Please. Please stop fucking asking me.” Finally done, Billy slumped onto the table with a loud clunk.
Hal stood there shocked for a moment. “Marvel, did you just imply there’s multiple easter bunnies and they established a form of government?!”
Billy, with seemingly tremendous emotional effort, lifted his head from the table by a few inches and looked Hal in the eyes with a pleading tone, “If I just say no, will you please stop asking me?”
“Absolutely not, now I have even more questions”
Billy let his head fall back onto the table with an even louder clunk and groaned.
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+Out of context line challenge+
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A couple various Magolor outfits (Clash cause I realized I only had half finished sketches of that outfit and also Yukari Yakumo from Touhou cosplay for fun) and also Oh hey yeah that thing!
Ummm let’s see, words are hard right now but I should probably give my explaining myself spiel and I’ve already been putting off this post for like a month and a half. Clash outfit was fairly self-evident; I thought it looked good with the red added (apple colors hehe) and I of course couldn’t resist throwing some classic lolita in there. Unlike his usual outfit there’s not space for his wings to stretch out in the back bc Clash is like. Theoretically it’s chill but they’ve got a lotta post-traumatic stress/paranoia/insecurity that morphs into weird tension with the main gang back in the usual universe and then doesn’t fully start getting resolved until after Star Allies (I have other sketches of this outfit - and just other Magolor doodles in general; particularly I’ve been trying to figure out digitigrade leg posing - but I don’t feel like posting them here so I guess you can find them at um. Kirby live radio wiki community feed)
Yukari outfit I had the idea for cause I was thinking abt qi lolita again. Not much to say aside from I figured out why they don’t ever give her the parasol with this dress; it is a distressing amount of light pink to deal with and between that and the pose and parasol shape I sweated my way through most of this piece lol
Aaand Magolor Epilogue a.k.a. self-recognition through the other (derogatory) ….. TWO!! I had the idea for Master Crown boss to bear an uncanny resemblance to 2nd phase Magolor/Magolor Soul a long time ago but like. Turns out it was scarily close already; I just had to add a head and a couple fingers.
Ok that’s it see you in a half hour byeee
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i want you all to know that i seem to be capable of only the most unhinged OP crossover fic ideas:
the silt verses main cast gets dropped on the sunny, carpenter has Opinions about the navy and faulkner either drowns or eats a devil fruit within the first day
cutthroat kitchen-style shipwright competition on water 7 OR the entire germa family are saw-style contestants on the show which is happening in the OP world (similar to a davy back fight)
anime!buggy gets teleported to OPLA!buggy’s actor’s house (i think i could make this work as a Who Framed Roger Rabbit crossover maybe)
an entire fake script for a south park episode about a craze for an anime that’s Definitely Not One Piece sweeping the school (this is the one i have the most material for)
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So, I was planning on posting stuff today, but I was working on my English presentation and then when I had the time to actually get some words down, my friend called because she‘s not having such a good time being alive right now and I went on an impromptu movie date with her so she wouldn’t feel so alone, and it’s like 1am right now.
I have 2 chapters of Chaos Theory already done, but I haven’t finished editing them, so you might have to wait for that, too.
Just wanted to update you lovely people because I haven’t been very active today.
Have this as an apology…
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So, there is this scene I have been dreading writing.
It’s for the reverse big bang fic, see, and this is the scene based on the art that inspired the whole thing. The problem is that my partner just crushed it with the artwork—it’s beautiful and intense, and I knew I had to match that with the writing, but I genuinely was not sure I’d be able to.
Obviously I knew the basic elements the scene would contain, but I had absolutely no clue how to actually execute the damn thing. Well. Okay, I knew that I would need to dip the scene into a genre I have literally never written, but that only made it more intimidating, not less.
But! I think that I finally figured it out. Not all of it, but the skeleton of the scene exists, and there’s even a bit of meat on the bones. I no longer feel like I’m just going to collide with it and bounce off.
So… three cheers for trying new things and growing as a writer I guess?
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