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#also bc Im obsessed with it the earrings they are wearing in the first one are clip on earrings
skywing206 · 6 months
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Siblings playing dress up
This was so much fun to make
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hotpinkboots · 7 months
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I am absolutely *starved* for foxy content, like one thing I’m obsessed with is foxy with piercings specifically, and imagine one night he’s like. Chasing you but you escape bc it’s just as the time turns over to 6 a.m., and as you catch your breath you notice one of his gold hoop earrings on the floor, and foxy’s reaction to seeing you the next night with his earring in your ear, the shock and the slow, reluctant tail-wagging he’ll deny but damn does that jewel look pretty in your ear and I hnnnnng PLS FEED ME IM A STARVING FOXY SIMP 😭
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~𝔉𝔬𝔵𝔶 x Reader Headcanons (Wearing His Earring)~
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OH MY GOSHHH FOXY WITH PIERCINGS. I LOVE YOU FOR THIS REQUEST🙏🙏🙏
HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
Summary: You looking pretty in Foxy's pirate booty (THAT BE TREASURE, YA KNOW) has softened his ol' sailin' heart.
~Enjoy~
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~He's a grumpy old pirate and cursed himself for not being fast enough to get to you.
~Didn't realize his earring fell out while he was chasing you.
~Until he saw you the next night, wearing it like it was yours in the first place.
~You considered putting it back on him, but these animatronics almost murdered you just the night before, so you decided not to get close to any of the animatronics unless you absolutely had to.
~Especially the one that was chasing you down the hall.
~He had been only a hair away from you.
~You could feel your heart racing against your ribs just recalling the horrific event that almost took place.
~Deciding to get a closer look, Foxy ran straight to your door when he got the chance, spotting the earring just for a moment before you slammed the door right on his snout.
~He was grumbling for a long time after that, and you noticed that the curtains to Pirate Cove stayed shut for awhile.
~After thinking about how Bonnie, Chica and Freddy took action, he decided he'd do the same, rather than running up to your door just to be shut out.
~Foxy made his way towards your office, and stood in the darkness for a few minutes without you noticing.
~Ahh, you were a sight to see!
~How cute you looked sitting there all focused on the security cameras, your lips pressed together with anxiety and your eyes flicking quickly over the cameras to catch any sign of movement.
~And the earring in your ear that glinted when the dim office light above caught it.
~Foxy felt his shaggy tail reluctantly swishing from side to side, his eye patch flipping up to take you in with both eyes.
~You were able to hear the robotic sounds of his tail moving.
~When you saw him standing there, though, you immediately shut the door.
~He had been standing a bit too close, and because of this, his nose had been bonked by the slamming door. He moved just in time, but also let out a string of angry mumbles.
~You had never seen Foxy just stand there like the other animatronics did. He always raced in to catch you. While this was an unnerving new strategy of his, you wondered what changed-
~Oh, yes. The earring. Perhaps he wanted it back.
~Just before you left the building, you put the earring on the party table that was closest to his stage, so he could take it back.
~But when you returned, you found the earring on your desk, instead.
~It was yours now, and if you tried again to give it back, the same thing would happen. It would end up on your desk again.
~Something told you this old fox had a bit of a soft side.
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KJDHDLGH THIS IS PRECIOUS. I believe it's the most wholesome thing I've written in a long time! I LOOOOOVE the thought of Foxy with pirate jewelry!
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pupyuj · 8 months
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damn first time ask but likenzjdkdns im such a big gaeul stan i just need sm dom gaeul stuff like i want her to ruin me🥰🥰🥰 i want to feel her cock inside me and idk maybe breed me oh whoops🥺 djmsjdkdjsis
me too anon, me too.. oh did i say that 🤭🤭 this was one of my favorite asks to write like.. gaeul, the things you do to my headddd 😵‍💫
who said gaeul makes up for her height with her big dick—
i imagine that g!p gaeul's urges are very random 😭😭 like maybe you're in the practice room with the girls, watching them rehearse for a special lil performance—one for their concert, maybe—and you're just sitting off to the side, sometimes scrolling on your phone, adorably trying to imitate the dance moves, or literally just staring off into space and still, gaeul will feel the strong need to fuck you stupid 😳😳😳
and that's exactly what'll happen... as soon as the girls get a break, gaeul takes your wrist and drags you out of the room, her cock growing harder and harder as your scent started filling her senses,,, she takes you to a single-stall bathroom and pins your back against the sink,, "it should be illegal to look this cute in a stupid skirt..." gaeul says, her hands caressing your thighs.
"i like this skirt, though?" you said with a fake frown,, you loved seeing her like this, however 🤭 she was one of the more quiet and serious members but that was what made her so hot to you, and knowing she was a borderline sex-obsessed perv behind closed doors made her even hotter ugh 😩 sjdbekfjd you having to lean down a little to kiss her bcs she is on the tiny side, but she's having all the control 😵‍💫 she's biting your lips, exploring your mouth with her tongue, steadily melting your fucking brain into a puddle while she's feeling your wet cunt through your panties.. and you try to touch her cock but she swats your hand away,,
"come onnn, you have been practicing for hours... i've been waiting all day, unnie..." you whined with a pout. oh you were cute... so cute that gaeul decided that this was gonna be the best quickie of your life 🫣
"yeah? fine then."
and she turns you around to face the mirror,, wasting no time pulling your panties down to your ankles,,, "now you get to watch your pretty little self get fucked... talk about feast to the eyes, hm?" before you knew it, gaeul has pulled her own pants and undergarments down and she gives you exactly what you have been craving: her cock balls deep inside you 😵‍💫😩
gaeul having to slide two of her fingers in your mouth to keep you quiet,, gagging and drooling over her digits, and also moaning bcs she was fucking into you relentlessly 😵‍💫 she gets very lost in the act, her free hand gripping your ass, keeping you steady while slamming her cock inside you :(( eyebrows furrowed in concentration, her own cute moans escaping her mouth bcs god did it feel good to finally use you after hours and hours of practice <333
"you're such a good little doll, aren't you? always gonna be there for unnie when i need you, huh?" she's whispering in your ear, looking at your face through the mirror and only getting more turned on,, you were the prettiest when you were getting fucked out of your mind 🤤🤤
shdehjfjdf gaeul dumping her load inside you with a whimper, some of it even spilling out your hole a little bcs she came a lot :((( you whining when she pulled out, trying to chase after her cock by bending over the sink a little more but gaeul's laughing, patting your ass and shaking her head.
"i gotta get back before they suspect anything, baby... but i'll call you when we're finished. for now, just go home, wait... and wear that lingerie you know i like, alright?"
and well... you can imagine that it was a very wild night! gaeul had to reward you for being her good girl after all! 😚
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diorsbrando · 1 year
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sosa sosa !! (´꒳`∗) continuing our prev discussion - which blue lock guys do u think would be a tits, ass or thigh guy 😮😮
yes yes yes yesssss omg ! i like these questions sm and am excited to answer this 🤭 let me get out my mental list of characters 🏃🏽‍♀️ since this was kinda long i added a read more link 😩 sorryyyy
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isagi — tits. i don’t even need to explain this ( do i ?) he just looks like his whole cheeks and neck would turn red if he got a glimpse of your v-cut that was a little too low for him to be comfortable with orrrr when you…just got out the shower or something 😭😭 baby boy traces the outline of your breasts with his eyes but then immediately gets embarrassed and looks away, profusely apologizing for staring. not before he squints his eyes and sees your nipples poking against the shirt though. i also say thighs bc that’s what it says in the official character book sjdhhshsb
bachira — also tits. this one was just way too obvious to me 😭😭 he’s definitely the guy to come up behind you and gives them several squeezes 😩 he is obsessed with the way it sits in his hands and feel your nipples harden in real time. he also loves that expression on your face when he does it (it’s a mix between mortification with undertones of desire and desperation for more). however, im also inclined to say ass for the same reason. and yes, bachira fucks your tits i don’t make the rules
kunigami — equally a thighs and ass man. he just givessss that type yk? the stern, brawny, polite, by-the-book kind of guy who realizes he really likes your thighs whenever you wear shorts around your shared apartment. he loves the intimacy and close sensuality in the air whenever his hand caresses/gropes your thigh when he drives (😩😩😩 so sexy) and when he’s about to devour that pussy 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️and omg when you start getting into thigh high socks???? dear God you’re going to have your knees by your ears and a belly full of his seed. that’s all. as dirty as his thoughts can get, he feels a shameful heat on his face and in his loins when he stares at your ass, even after pounding your shit in. he’s so chivalrous like that 😭😭
raichi — ASSSSSS. he loves ass !!! this was my immediate first thought i don’t think i have to explain this one either 😭 HOWEVER! he would say something like “oh i like a girl with huge tits��� but not out loud. basically he really likes girls that curves in the right places. loves slapping your ass really hard to watch it bounce (this also applies for when he’s giving you the best backshots you’ve ever received in your life)
gagamaru — i feel like he likes ass and thighs as well. i can’t describe it but that’s what he gives to me. trust me loves titties too but to him the lower half of your body….he’s obsessed. i feel like he might lean towards thighs a bit more though, im getting the feeling he’s the kind of guy to like a girl with a nice legs. i can see him napping in between your thighs (when he doesn’t get to do this he gets so grumpy)
chigiri — probably titties. trying to decide for him was a little hard for some reason idk why😭 i feel like one of his favorite places to give you love bites is on your chest and titties and he just likes watching you get all flustered when he does that 🤭 alsoooo when your boobs are feeling all achy and sore from your period, he is very very adamant and eager for you to put your back on his chest and let him hold massage them for you while kissin on your neck. definitely not of above cumming on your tits🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️
nagi — tits and ass equally, me thinks. and yes they’re mostly related to all the nap positions he can get into while using you as a pillow😭 he will knock out almost instantaneously when he using your boobies as a pillow, he mumbles in his sleep about how they’re so plush and soft and sometimes gropes them in his sleep 🥺 if he’s the big spoon, then his hands still find a way to gravitate and rest on your tits. and ofc i haven’t forgotten he uses your ass as a pillow as well. wearing shorts, boy shorts, or panties while he does this often leads to him fingering you and eating you out from the back 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
barou — hmmmmnn big man barou probably likes all of the above. i don’t think he’d be able to choose between one or the other. however if i were to choose, i’d say he might lean towards thighs and probably ass. his hands are saurrrr big and there’s a feeling that bubbles in his chest and groin when he sees his hand damn near engulfs the meat of your thigh, and is mesmerized with the way your flesh spills from in between his fingers. makes him wanna manhandle you, his little princess 🙈 and he does :) especially when he makes u ride his thigh, palms on your ass and hips while saying something along the lines of “go on, please your king” UGHHH. but anyway yeah he takes such good care of you barou is husband built but anyway <3
reo — hmmm, ima label reo a man who loves titties. i feel like…idk he’s that kind of guy 😭😭 (but trust me he loves literally every inch of your body). when he’s with you, and gets really comfortable then he starts getting a little perverted and is just…constantly groping your boobs and wants to hold them 😭 makes an art out of sucking your nipples and when he does it , it seems like the most lewd sensual thing on this earth and most of it is because of the way he looks at you and how he flicks his tongue; he knows how to use it it’s almost criminal. he’s also very much inclined to cumming all over your pretty tits when he’s stuffing his cock in your throat. thinks you look so pretty for him like that <3
sae — okay he was also hard to ‘categorize’ because at first glance he seems like the kind of guy who can care less (about one individual body part over the other) and would really focus on your personality when first meeting you. however, he’ll never outwardly admit it but sae is definitely in love with your ass. and that started off bc he was just captivated by your legs/thighs. the seemingly innocuous act of crossing your legs was the catalyst. his eyes would roam all over when you weren’t looking. he has to physically stop himself from feeling up on your booty bc this is sae, he has (supposed to have) a lot more self control than that. sit on that man’s lap. do it. he’ll short circuit but get a dominance trip at the same time. loves loves loves grabbing your hips and ass when you do that
rin — my first thought was thighs for sure. not something inherently sexual but it adds on to your grace and charm he’s become fixated with, which makes you seem even more sensual to him as time moves on. definitely leaving lots and lots of marks on your thighs as a form of him being possessive. gives your thighs a niceeee slap when he’s eating you out and you keep moving and depriving him of his meal :( similar to kunigami he also likes it when you wear thigh high anything.
zantetsu — baby boy gets weak in the knees for some for titties with a side of voluptuous ass. zantetsu would definitely be the guy to break his neck and follow the way you walk with his eyes (i like to imagine his glasses gradually slip to the bridge of his nose when he stares 😭😭😭) i feel like although he seems very serious on the outside, i think he’s really goofy when comfortable with you , so he’d most certainly bite your ass. definitely. gets real nasty and makes you sit on his face so he can grope and slap your ass and spread your cheeks apart and whatever tf is goin on in that pretty little head of his. also, he does that thing where he just shakes his head in between your boobs 😭😭😭 it’s making me chuckle judt thinking about it
oliver aiku — titties & ass. i would actually say all the parts, similar to barou, because he is canonically a womanizer 😵‍💫😵‍💫 so appreciates it alllll. will also be a fucking tease and make you ride his thighs while wearing nothing but thigh high socks and his jersey 😩 and then fuck u in it 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️
shidou — he strikes me as a man who likes titties, like huge ones. but at the same time i feel like he’d be satisfied with literally anything 💀💀 he just seems primal in that regard. he will also fuck your boobs with such vigor you would think he’s balls deep witching your walls. wear a bathing suit around him he WILL pounce on you and paw at your chest like a dog in heat (cue exhibitionism). when he sucks on em, it’s like, he’s trying to get a taste of some breast milk because of how passionate and “rough” he does it 😭😭😭 and similar to nagi, he’ll nap on your chest while you rub his scalp <3
ego — titties for sureee. the way he carries himself he just…seems like he’s stare at them unabashedly . he’d engrave the sight into his brain (he probably has photographic memory or something). side note, i feel like he’s an undercover perv but has decorum and self control (mostly) 😭😭😭😭
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vivaladicamillo · 1 year
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Okay so I don’t know why but I’m just so fixated this idea? I can imagine a female reader, being the first and only girl in the jackass crew and also being apart of wildboyz. Her, Chris, & Steve-O are all attached at the hips obviously and maybe one day after filming for Wildboyz they all go back to the hotel and clean up, have a big smoke sess and it just leads to these two tag teaming her while there all high as hell? (Which btw I feel like it’s very much a common occurrence 🤭 especially if they’re in like a poly relationship)
STEVEO/READER/CHRIS PONTIUS IMAGINE
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im literally so obsessed with this idea, know that chris and steve-o were so close anyways it always makes me giggle. sorry i didnt get to do this sooner i have had a kidney stone and have been super sick bc of it, welp enjoy!! this is also my first ever like actual written out smut so sorry if its absolute shit but i have the writing skills of a idiot so….
WARNINGS: cursing, drinking, talks of drugs and alcohol, and smut
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ok so u, steve-o and chris have always been pretty close
yall all met through the first season of jackass
u were good friends with steph so she invited u to go watch her and the guys do stupid shit
and ofc u wanted to participate
so u go onto set looking around for her
instead u see two half naked men just chillin, standing around
after some first awkward glances u meet with steph and watch everything unfold
everyone was in the middle of a type of field with a huge loop that ppl were trying to ride with skate boards and bikes and shit
it was actually super cool
after a few hours of filming in the hot sun u pretty much were beat
u walk over to ur friend to tell her u think ur gonna head out for today
but little do u know the two guys from earlier are also friends with steph
so the four of yall get to talking
and u learn that the one man whos tan, in pretty good shape and is now wearing bunny ears and a flower bra is chris pontius, and the other bald man wearing a cheetah speedo is steve-o
they both invited u to join them to get ihop after the shoot
and just like that a trio was born
the three of u were always together
either just chillin, partying, or filming
u guys were never apart
u were the only one out of the three who actually had an apartment
so the two mostly (basically) lived at ur house
after the seasons of jackass ended steve-o and chris ended up doing a spin off called “wildboyz”
obviously u were still gonna be with them
u do hella cameos in wildboyz
u do all the shit that the guys are too pussy to do
swimming with alligators, sharks, bears rlly anything
also when steveo didnt wanna jump off the bridge with wings on, u def did
so lets set the scene
after doing some filming in australia, the crew and u three decide to go out on the town in melborne
just doing some bar hopping
eventually the crew gets tired and drunk and go off back to the hotel room
not the three american idiots tho
u steveo and pontius are just having a grand ol’ time drinking, goofing around and just having fun
it seems awesome
until pontius ends up fist fighting with some random guys which leads to steveo also getting involved
that gets everyone kicked out the bar
after some mumbling and complaining from the two u bring up a solution
“hey lets just go back to my room, i brought some weed we could go smoke or something..”
it was a absolute yes
who says no to weed?
the three of u go back to ur hotel room and smoke 2 whole joints together
yall were HIGHHHHH
the three of u guys were just in a cluster on the cheap ass hotel rug, giggling and cracking jokes till way into the night
the thing is, when ur high, u tend to get a little touchy
so little touches on chris’ chest while laughing here and accidently touching steveos thigh there
totally innocent touches
things start to get a little intense tho
longer eye contact from chris, steve-o trying to make u laugh more
and just like that steve-o has u in a bear hug, ur back to his chest while chris is next to u guys
after u calm urself down from having a giggle attack
u look over at chris
“have i ever told u, u have a pretty face y/n” chris says
u kinda had to stop in ur tracks a bit, only bc ur surprised
“yea, ur right chris, i also never say how good u smell dude, its like heavenly” steveo chimes in
u start to get a little nervous
yea u thought ur two friends were super hot but u werent gonna tell THEM that
“yea its probably because i actually shower, unlike u two” u giggle trying to ease the tension
“im serious y/n, ur actually gorgeous, ive just never told u like out loud in person before” chris says
ur face starts to turn bright red
“guys wha-“
“aweee chris ur making them blush” steve-o chuckles
at this point ur beat red, and a little sweaty
ur just baffled bc u know all abt the type of ppl chris and steve-o go for, you the last person u would ever think they would even come close to saying that stuff too
“hey, lets put a proposal on the table” steveo says, snaking his hand around ur waist
“its been a hell of a night, why dont we end this shit off right, chris? y/n? u down?”
“LIKE SEX?” u blurt out in ur intoxicated state causing the two guys to burst out laughing
“yes y/n, like sex” chris says
welp who knew this was gonna happen
ur two best friends wanting to fuck u??? like what?? how did this happen
i mean u were already in steveos lap, having his hand wrap around ur waist as his head rests on ur shoulder and chris on the opposite side of u playing with ur hair, curling it in between his fingers
“fuck it” u say, turning to chris
chris leans in and starts kissing u
eh well not kissing
more like very drunkly making out
steve-o starts kissing and licking on ur neck
all this is making ur face bright red
and tbh making u hella turned on
u eventually crawl out of steveos lap straddling chris
he runs his hand up ur shirt and up the small of ur back, steveo then helps chris take off ur shirt and ur bra
steveo then starts massaging ur breasts while whispering sweet nothings into ur ear
u pull away from the two
“guys i really think we shouldnt do this on the gross ass hotel room floor, the room comes with a bed for a reason” you say
the two look at eachother then look at u and nod
chris throws u over his shoulder while steveo runs ahead and plops down on the bed
chris then puts u on the bed, leaving u in ur jean shorts from ur guys night on the town
chris then unzips ur shorts and looks up at ur for permission
u nod and he starts kissing down ur stomach, taking off ur jeans and panties as he does
chris starts to eat u out while u push ur back into steve-o
u go to tangle ur fingers into chris’ hair
steveo quickly takes ur wrists into one hand
“awee come one sweetheart ur giving him all the attention” he chuckles
u turn to him, not even able to make out a word bc of how good chris is doing
who knew that he could eat pussy like THAT
u lock lips with steveo and u both moan into the the kiss
chris pulls away from u
he gets up and crawls onto the bed with u and steveo
damn good thing u got a king bed with ur room
u turn to straddle steveo, grinding against him as u do causing u both to groan
u pull away helping steve-o get his pants off
u look over at chris and hes already intensely watching u too, dick in hand
bc thats just how he rolls
u take steve-os cock out of his boxers, lick up his shaft then get on top of him
u put his tip at ur entrance and slowly sink down onto him
u both moan at the feeling
as u start to ride him, u turn to chris once again and hes slowly stroking his dick, once u really get a look at it u realize how big he is
“hm what? u like what u see sweetheart?” chris mumbles in between moans
u nod, still riding steveo, feeling urself slowly creep towards release
steveo then pulls u off him
“i feel like this isnt fair, i shouldnt have to keep ur gorgeous body all to myself, thats just selfish.” he beckons chris over
“turn around” steve-o says
u do as he says, chris now on the bed in front of you
“whats wrong darling? u look like u want something, dont be shy” chris says caressing ur cheek to make u look him in his eyes
god u couldnt get enough of his big beautiful eyes
“yes..” u say lowly
“what was that? i cant hear u?”
“yes chris, please.” u say glancing down at his dick
while this is all happening steve-o is just groping ur ass
“ohh u wanna suck me off dont u?” he rubs his thumb across ur bottom lip “ofc u can, anything for u”
u lean down to his dick, putting it in ur hand and giving it small licks here and there
as ur ass is up in the air, right in front of steveos face, he pushes himself back into u, fucking u from behind
u start to take all of chris into ur mouth, moaning as u feel steveos hand reach for ur clit
the room was just filled with moans, groans, and the sound of skin slapping, steve-o and chris just making intense eye contact the whole time
“ah fuck y/n just like that” chris mumbles as u take his whole length down ur throat, gagging
steveos thrusts start to speed up quicker and u feel like ur going to cum and minute now
u pull off chris’ dick with a pop, jerking him off in place of ur mouth
“shit, im-“
u dont get to finish ur sentence before u feel urself cum all over steveos cock
steveos fucks u through ur high, pulls out and cums on ur back
then a few minutes later chris came onto ur face
after the three of u have calmed down from ur highs, chris gets up and grabs a towel from the bathroom to clean u guys up
well mainly u
after u three all get into bed and fall asleep, u cuddling into chris’ chest and steveo spooning u from behind
“man we should do that more often” steveo says
and u guys sure did
after that night u three all kinda agreed to be a thing, u recommend a poly relationship which they didnt know much about but were completely down for
they both are in love with u (and lowkey eachother) so it was a win for everyone involved
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ok hope yall enjoyed! as u can tell i cant take smut srsly at all ive never rlly written smut before at this detail level so i just kinda went with it, hope its not too bad. im also way to lazy atm to read over this for mistakes so ima just got with it, please keep recommending stuff for me to write! its very fun!
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ughgoaway · 6 months
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MATTY AS SULLY????? THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES IMAGINING THAT.
I feel like equally he would also spend a MASSIVE amount of time on making Annie an elaborate costume and then not have time to make himself one.
Also have you seen bluey?? It’s my favorite kids show and I imagine that Annie could convince him to be dad while she dresses up as either bluey or bingo 🥹 Oh gosh the brainrot is really strong rn help help help
OR OR OR what if Annie convinces both Matty AND reader to dress up with her. Perhaps Annie as piglet, Matty as tigger, and reader as Pooh?
Or! Matty as Mario, reader as princess peach, and Annie as toad 🥹 okay okay I gotta stop now
OLIVE YES!!! I LOVE YOUR LOVE FOR THIS AU!!!!
literally matty as sully and little Annie as boo. perhaps they even dress up mayhem as Mike so they have a full family costume??? PLEASE IM SOBBING TOO
as a sewer, I am now imagining matty hunched over a sewing machine at 3am and eventually giving up and hot glueing Annie's costume bc the shop bought one "wasn't nearly good enough for my little girl"
matty has severe hot glue burns all over his hands the next day, you question the number of plasters at drop off and he says "ah you'll see why on Halloween, sacrifice for the best costume!"
DONT EVEN BRING UP BLUEY OHMYGODDDDD YES. I am obsessed with bluey (depressed people who watch bluey rise), but the idea of Annie as bluey is just... everything. AND MATTY AS BANDIT??? it's PERFECT. you are literally a genius bff. she has face paint and shows up to school telling everyone how her daddy did her makeup and they're matching. maybe there's a little after-school party and annie drags matty around to all her friends to show that they're matching because she's just so excited. "look!!! I told you!! my daddy is bandit and I'm bluey!! our doggy mayhem is bingo. daddy doesn't have a wife so there's no mummy chilli yet." (she says this whilst side eyeing you)
Annie being a mastermind and setting up a group costume. yes. WINNIE THE POOH IS PERFECT. you decide to go as winnie because its an easy costume, you just wear a red top with a cute yellow skirt and some ears. Little did you know when Annie was asking what you were being, she had a plan.
"miss y/n what are you being on Halloween? my daddy can't decide our costumes. he keeps on saying 'but that's not cute enough'" you are like "okay I will tell you Annie but it is a secret, just between us? yeah?" she is BUZZING because hello she's being trusted with an adult secret??? she's basically an adult.
she finds out and sets up a little plan... asks to read her winnie the pooh book at bedtime that night and matty "has a great idea." he thinks Annie will want to be pooh, but NO, she is instant she is piglet. matty is obviously tigger because... hello?? hyperactive and just wants to talk all the time to his group of friends? that is textbook Matthew healy.
cut to halloween at school you are greeting everyone, and you look up to see them walking in, and your face just lights up. not suspecting Annie setting anything up just immediately just being over the moon. matty sees you, and he literally feels his heart squeeze and skip a beat. he just stands and stares in awe, Annie is bouncing and giggling, but he just can't believe you have a joint costume. it's like you're a real family. WAIT, NO HE CANT THINK THAT. NO. PROFESSIONAL THOUGHTS. just a fun coincidence. totally not life altering day-dream material.
ANNIE AS TOAD IS KILLING ME. but also maybe this costume for the first Halloween they're officially together.... IDKKKK 🤭
olive please literally never stop. this is MWUAH.
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more will solace hcs
he’s deaf in one ear and hard of hearing in the other so he uses hearing aids
people started wanting to learn asl to accommodate him and he ended up teaching a class for those interested. almost everyone at camp goes
hes an outgoing introvert: he loves being around people but sometimes he needs to recharge by himself
he has autism spectrum disorder, undiagnosed until he gets to camp and one of his older siblings tells him he might be autistic. they send him to chiron and they were right, though he still doesn’t have a diagnosis in the mortal world
hes pretty good at masking but during his time at camp has gotten better at being ok with not having his mask up
he does the flappy hands stimming when he’s excited and he’ll jump up and down but only in front of people he trusts
otherwise for stimming he fingerspells (basically spelling out words in asl) either the alphabet or a long word that he hears, and he fidgets with his jewelry. he likes beaded jewelry like his camp necklace for this purpose
he wears tons of elastic beaded bracelets, like covering half his forearms, so he can play with them but also because he likes all the different colors and patterns. elastic specifically so he can easily push them up or take them off for when he needs to heal people
he doesn’t like healing bc it means people are hurt. yes he’s glad that he can help, but he would much prefer he didn’t have to be a healer at all
along those lines, he wants to be a tattoo artist when he grows up. he’s ok with being a doctor bc he thinks that’s what he’s supposed to do (eldest child syndrome and being raised as a healer). he’d feel guilty for not helping as many people as possible if he didn’t become a doctor, but especially after all the wars, he’d much rather just be doing art, especially tattoos bc he can make them heal quicker. working as a doctor will be taxing on his mental health as an adult
on that note, i think he’ll go to med school, drop out after a couple semesters and start his work as a tattoo artist after realizing just how bad his mental health can get from healing (the trauma of all the injuries and deaths he has seen is too much, especially since when they’re covering a type of injury in his med school classes, often times he associates a friend with said injury)
he could never decide on a favorite color as a kid, but now if you ask him it’s sunset orange and twilight
he was obsessed with yu gi oh or pokemon or magic the gathering when he was younger
he wasn’t into warrior cats but all the other kids at camp were. he didn’t often interact with annabeth bc she was a cool older kid, but during his first school year at camp, the year before percy got to camp, she begged him to be their medicine cat
he listens to audiobooks. especially when doing arts and crafts or doing menial tasks
he (and a lot of battle of manhattan vets) has trauma and flashbacks from the song staying alive
unironically listens to country music, everyone makes fun of him for it
also secretly loves taylor swift
definitely listens to a lot of classic rock too
he and leo tried dating once, went on a singular date and decided that was that. they didn’t actually like each other, it was really just peer pressure
definitely in the same school year as that, but whether it was before or after is up for grabs (im leaning towards after), he dated connor stoll. it wasn’t very serious and they both knew that, so no hard feelings when they broke up, they kept being close friends. both have physical touch as a huge love language, so you could always find them with their arms around each other. while will and nico probably do a lot of casual touches that are less noticeable like a hand on the others knee, connor and will are both big personalities and so they were all over each other. talk about pda. the amount of times their friends and siblings found them making out wasn’t even funny, not to mention they were always sitting on each others laps and hugging each other from behind, etc
they broke up after two or three months when they both decided they needed to focus more on the war with the romans and on spending all their time with their siblings and friends, just in case
the apollo cabin runs a tattoo parlor (under the radar). it’s been running for who knows how long, at least decades, a secret that each head counselor passes down to the next generation before they go off to college. now will runs it, as the lead healer of the cabin. this was his first exposure to tattoos and what led him to his aforementioned dream of being a tattoo artist
speaking of tattoos, after getting the sun on his chest and realizing it didn’t hurt too bad, he let his siblings experiment on him. he doesn’t mind having a couple of small tattoos in odd places, so long as he agrees to the design beforehand. so what if he has a ghost on one wrist and a frog on the other? it’s cute, he likes it, but he never would have thought of it if he didn’t give his siblings some creative freedom
he loves doodling and drawing. no painting or any other media than pencil, charcoal, or one color pen, but he does some awesome drawings
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unicyclehippo · 1 year
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smth abt watching drawfee makes me love making characters again like.. on their own totally seperate from any specific storyline . it’s the same feeling I get from making a random dnd character like.. ok this one? this is the roundest person u have ever seen.. that’s so good ok what else.. their hair? GREEN. undead connection or hair dye? yes. it’s a little old lady who dyes her hair green bc she was PUNK when she was a teen & she STILL IS. also she’s got an eyepatch bc she lost a game of eyeball hockey. naturally, her weapon of choice is a hockey stick, offhand weapon a knitting needle. she sews & knits a lot, making scarves for all the billion orphaned urchin kids i use for my other dnd characters (& also the weird investigator characters). she has a couple pairs of dentures & they’re her tooth tool sets like one of them is her lock picks & they’re just solid diamond, & then her unarmed attack is a full set of metal fangs. she’s so round bc a) round hell yeah but also b) so much stuff in her jacket. she wears a helmet bc safety first kids before u jump into a dragons cavern!! it’s covered in stickers. she falls asleep in ten seconds flat & NEVER takes evening watch….but she’s up at like four am so she’ll take the last watch. huge fan of the birds in her garden & she talks abt them like they’re little cardinals & robins n stuff but then it’s like Surprise she has this Enormous giant eagle steed or smth but it’s not a giant eagle it’s like a idk a giant crow & it’s absolutely bedazzled n bedecked w treasures she gives it they’re best friends they bitch abt everyone. alternatively it is a cardinal or smth bright like that, only it’s the size of a bus yknow. she has dangly earrings they’re cutlery I was gonna say non functional but im now obsessed w the idea that she pops them out when she’s gotta eat thats so funny. i feel like her name is smth like Agatha “Concussion Percussionist” Darlington & i love her
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everyeternity · 19 days
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okay, my beloved partner and accomplice @mysterymessmachine tagged me in this one so let's jump in to my first fkn tag game!
Last song I Listened to
uhhhhh i listen to too much shit but lately ive been listening to a LOT of Hozier, and my same song that i will loop til my ears bleed is Weird Part Of The Night by Louis Cole
Currently watching
Many many things, but currently im trapped in the A;TLA rewatch/live-action combo, its very fun. also trying to work through a backlog of movies w my partner-in-crime (who i have never met before in my life, officer)
Spicy/sweet/savory
I have a sweet tooth that my dentist says needs removed, but savory is a close second. Spicy is good in a savory way, if that makes any sense? like im not a fan of habanero, but i will go to town on a good savory dish with, like, black pepper as a main flavor
Current Obsessions
uhhhh, trying to read honestly. I had to return all my library books bc they got overdue and i didnt read them fast enough, but we recently went out to get some new copies of books that disappeared after i loaned them out many years ago, i got some new stuff, some old stuff, and some gifts to read for sure.
But also i started playing DmC: Devil May Cry (yes the newer edgy one where they threw canon out the window and got yelled at abt it) and oops i might actually like combo-buster action games, catch me working through the main DMC series after this
Relationship Status
incredibly gay and in love with my partner, the reason ive been going to bed at 4 am and laughing a little too hard to drive safely (its okay they drive more now)
Fav color
Safety fuckin orange, mainly, though i really love that whole spectrum of bright-ass oranges, yellows, and pinks (not the icky yellow greens tho)
contrary to that though, a lot of my wardrobe is grays and blues, im trying to wear more deep and cool colors bc of my typing but also see above. you can take safety orange from my shriveled dead hands.
thanks for reading y'all! and since i know my partner will be reading this, you're hot as fuck, the best, and broadly the best thing to happen in my life end of; not sorry for being gay as hell on main.
oNTO THE TAGS! i don't know a whole lot of ppl ngl, so im just gonna tag some of y'all, no pressure! @themidgardlibrary @joylesscelebration @assistedbytherats
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guccifrog · 20 days
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Okay girly I got an update from Tuesday FaceTime with curls and a Wednesday update 🤗
On Tuesday , I was soooo bored and nobody was playing with me on Roblox so I complained abt it to curls so then he said he can play with me and how he was bored as well. Then we decided to play horror games and so we tried playing “midnight cleaners” that failed bc his character was half way in the floor 😭
Then we changed it to “midnight market place” and I DIED bc the stupid monster was freakin racist 😒😒 ANYWAYS then the kid says let’s play this game I really like so we play AND WHEN I TELL YOU MY BODY LEFT MY SOUL WHEN I GOT JUMPED SCARED!!!!
like it was not FUNNY AT ALL!
AND BOY WAS LAUGHING HIS ASS OF???
Anyways I died twice so we changed it to murder mystery and I win ONE TIME LIKEEEE LETS GOOO
And at a certain times I would hear him have yawn attacks so I was like
“You can sleep if you want”
And he literally said.
“Nah I’m here to play with you”
LIKEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He dm me and showed me a game he wanted to play with me then I said alr bet but in daylight
And then he went off and said how he thinks it would be better in night and shit
But I’m dense ass decided to say I was gonna play with a friend later that day when he wanted to play and bro said
“Oh okay”
LIKE I FELT SO BAD AND BRO WAS ASKING ABT IT TOO
AND GENUINELY INTRIGUED AND I FELT BAD!!
But then the girl ditched me 😒
So I told him I can play but then he joked abt playing with some1 else and I responded with a “👍”
Bc like cool! Totally not hurt at all 😃
And then he said “I’m kidding I have no one else to play with”
And so I called him like ten minutes after then he said he wasn’t home so I said to call me once he’s home and so he did but i didn’t have my AirPods on me
So I was getting them but I took to long so it went through and so I called him back like literally two seconds and the first thing he said was
“Wow how dare you not answer my call!”
Then I said
“Bro I literally called you right after not even a minute after! Also I had to get my AirPods”
Then he said
“Well you could’ve still answered and said hold on I need to put on my AirPods”
Then we scroll on Roblox and we play hello kitty obbey and APPARENTLY HE LOVES HELLO KITTY?????????
ALSO HOMEBOY HAD HIS CAMERA ON LIKEEEEEEEE I WAS TWEAKING!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways then I told him to get pink bunny ear pjs from the game since he won it 😒😒 (I’m just bitter since I was ass)
Then he gets it and boy ate with the fit right!!
And so we play this cart game where you pull someone in a cart to win the little obstacle
And bro WE ATE THAT SHIT UP!!!!!
And as a joke I was like “guys I’m so relaxed being all cutesy passenger princess vibes.”
AND BRO WENT ALONG WITH IT AND WHEN I WAS THIS SHIT WAS EASY HE WOULD SAY
“Yea maybe FOR YOU AS A PASSENGER PRINCESS”
LIKEEEEEEE
okay then also bunny (code name) wanted for all four of our friend group to play Roblox but then he said he was already playing with me and how he’s having fun.
Like literally just say your obsessed 🤷‍♀️
Alr now moving on when we won the game we were literally hyping ourselves up saying we were literally the best team and I sent him a TikTok that was like two raccoons and the third picture was them on a lego car and I said
“Literally us wining that game!”
Then this was our text convo:
Him: literally
Him: bro we ate
Him: all bc of the pjs
Me: ALL BC OF THE PJS!! 💯
Him: YUP
him: THE PINK AND BATMAN ONES
me: I KNEW I RIGHT CHOOSING THOSE
him THE FIRST TIME I LISTEN TO YOU
me: YEA
him: WORTH IT
Me: IM JUST LIKE THAT!!
him: YEAH YOU ARE
him: we are just like that.
LIKEEE BRO ERM!!!??????
SO THEN I WAS LIKE OKAYYYYY SO THEN IM SCROLLING ON TIKTOK AND SEE ONE WHERE IT WAS LIKE TAG SOMEONE UOU WANT TO PLAY LEGOS WITH AND I SENT IT TO HIM SAYING TRUST I WONT RAGE QUIT AND HE SAID HE FEELS LIKE I WOULD THEN I SAY TRUST I WONT THEN HE SAID IDK ABT THAT BUT THEN
MY SMART BRAIN SAID
“BC WE WOULD BE WEARING THE PJS SO WE COULD GET THAT SHIT DONE ‼️💯”
THEN HE SAID
“YO”
“LOWKEY”
“YOUR SMART ASF”
like guys 😏
I’m just like that 🤷‍♀️
he literally wants u so bad get married already 🙈🙈🙈
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bl00dw1tch · 1 year
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more monkey thoughts. Dont look at me im just trying to explain/figure out More reasons why they (moreso LEMH) make me go crazy (again)
OKAY Full disclosure. this was spurred by some posts ive seen floating around and they are Objectively correct and i agree with them, but the wordage they use is what bothers me and makes me think--its about the general and growing frustration and dismay over LEMH's portrayal and like... increased Importance in LMK, at the expense of like, literally all the other characters new and old.
Again, objectively that is INCREDIBLY true and i feel it 200%!!!! Its frustrating because they just yoinked aspects of SWK's relationships with characters like DBK from the original JTTW and Shoved them on LEMH like theyre Tropes that can be shifted around without consequence--it seems fine and interesting when you first watch LMK with no context or background knowledge, but after knowing what his ACTUAL deal was in the book, looking back on LMK makes what they are doing with LEMH feel lazy and Genuinely poorly researched, rather than an intentional divergence from the original story--because as a general rule of thumb, even if the fans dont Like what you changed, you still want the things in your story to be done On Purpose, like you at least Tried to put effort into it! Its about showing the audience that you think they deserve a narrative that was crafted with Care, not just slapped together and thrown out for a quick Hype/Cash grab, yk???
Anyway So THATS the thing, and thats all cool!!! My issue (and i cannot stress this enough this is Me being Silly and Obsessed with the Six Eared Macaque im a chronic blorbo haver there is no Cure) is that those posts Also tend to talk about LEMH as though... he is a boring character. As though he's just kind of "eh". Or at least thats how my Admittedly biased eyes read them--no beef! Its just gotten me to thinking and now i want to try to write out What im thinking and Why, bc thats a helpful thing to do when you're struggling to figure in your head, obvs obvs
And im of course willing to admit that Yes, in the original text, he is just kind of There! He serves his purpose (aiding in SWK's character development) and then he dies and he doesn't come back again! Hes kind of a metaphor but hes also just an annoying guy! Hes not presented as anything special! I get that that is what is Canon, and thats theres no way to really like... read anything deep into it. Bc theres literally nothing there.
But my problem is that i cannot let characters like that just Be. Especially if the premise of said character could be absolutely FASCINATING if you take it all Completely seriously and At face value--if you try to see whatever is going on for them through their eyes, their minds. Its like.... You can buy a shirt from the store as is, and some might be fine Wearing it as is--while other's might see that shirt and decide it needs a bit of hemming and perhaps some embroidery on the sleeves. Altering it does not change the fact that the original design is what it is--thats just One altered shirt that one person is wearing and perhaps lending to a friend or two, yk???
I love metaphors l. Sorry that dragged on, back to monkey--
To me? LEMH exists in a nebulous state of inevitable connection with SWK--because i like to take the "LEMH is SWK's ~dark side~" thing seriously. In my eyes, they are literally the same person, the same qi, split into two bodies.
There are stories that exist today that explore this idea, characters with this kind of relationship--and i find them incredibly compelling! Because i adore stories that play with the question of what makes a person a person. What seperates you from your maker/origins? What is your purpose in life when you are intrinsically connected to another person, at your very core? Does that mean you exist For them? Do they exist for you? How does thinking that way affect a person, mentally and emotionally? How does it affect these characters, specifically, in conjunction with their personalities and the lives theyd led up until the point they knew about this connection? Have they always known about this connection? Only one of them?
How much more drastic would it affect you if you were essentially a nobody--and the person you are connected to is a public figure? Like Sun Wukong?
Id go crazy. Id go fucking insane? Can you imagine. Its about the potential!!!!! The potential of what knowing something like that would do to someone!!! Im losing the words im apologize i need to calm down--im Not done yet.
What i am getting at here.... is that LEMH would likely work Best as a character who's metaphorical aspects are taken Very Literally--especially so if the story also decides to lean into the idea of his hearing reaching through to the past and future, in any way. He is a character that would thrive on being portrayed in a way that allows him to be a bit Meta, if that makes sense
Yes, you Could just let him be a silly monkey who decided to start shit with SWK for giggles one day--that can absolutely have its merits! But that does not satisfy me, and that is why i am so passionate about him. I want to take my little guy so so fucking seriously because i think it would be SO fucking cool. And a very useful and convenient way to explore ideas about relationships with The Self--since in my eyes, that is what his relationship would be with SWK.
AND ALL THIS STUFF ABSOLUTELY HAS ANOTHER SIDE TO IT, HOW IT ALL COULD AFFECT SWK ON HIS SIDE??? LIKE HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT i dont know if i want this post to be That long so i might stop here and come back later to talk abt it from SWKs side in a rb or something--
anyway point is. I thank LMK for introducing me to the Six Eared Macaque, but upon further analysis the way they did him is actually pretty garbo, and im biding my time for till someone introduces me to or Makes a version of him that takes him to his full potential. thats all thanks for coming to my TED talk, get out of my house please
#horse.txt#jttw#xiyouji#liu er mihou#six eared macaque#sun wukong#god this is missing so many smaller thoughts and ideas and shit but i have no idea where to squeeze them in.#theirs lots of stuff going on in my head but its a pain to organize#lemh needs to be a tragic angry antagonist who feels slighted by the world for being dealed the unfortunate hand he was dealt.#even if the fact that he doesn't have what he wants is still technically his fault. kind of like a petulant child but more drastic#and of course SWK having to come face to to face with all that and recon with how lemh doesn't just remind him of himself#in a way he literally IS himself--just with some parts switched around or more prominent than others#he could still kill him or not--theres lots of ways to play with that (personally im curious about the angle of it being a metaphor for sh)#(and/or repression of the self in the Bad way--at least for a short time--because that seems realistic in relation to the original meaning#of that chapter)#with sanzang trying to get him to be less violent and cruel to their adversaries because it is detrimental for his spiritual development#the fact that him Killing lemh (a part of himself) is the tipping point for him to be less murder-happy is very interesting to me#and i like to think that while it was good for him in the long run it may have had very negative and Painful immediate consequences as well#because becoming a better person by Any method is never a straightforward one and done path--backsliding and mistakes are inevitable#itd be nice to see more stuff on the side of the fandom ive been in that explores that more#especially since that was like... the whole point of jttw in the first place#so much for not making this post any longer WHOOPS
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keijislvr · 2 years
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random third year!seijoh hcs
cw: swearing and that's it i think, there's lots of cuteness and fluff bc i love them sm my simp definitely shows through <3
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makki is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns. they were a nervous to tell the team, but mattsun had convinced them at worst, there could be some confusion or curiosity, but none of it would come from a bad place, and so they went ahead and dropped it into conversation amongst the usual chatter in the locker room. much to their delight nothing changed it was never going to anyways, but you can’t blame the baby for having their worries other than the use of pronouns, of course.
what takahiro doesn’t know is that oikawa, who had pre-empted this months in advance of actually being told, had been sending links of articles, videos and even tiktoks about gender identity, different pronouns and being non-binary to each team member separately excluding makki ofc pretending he thought they’d “be really interested in this thing i read/watched earlier!”
its a lie. of course its a lie. tooru just doesn’t want people hassling his best friend with questions about things that can easily be googled, especially since makki gets overwhelmed easily. plus he could tell it had been weighing on their mind a lot. he knows. he just DOES BECAUSE OIKAWA TOORU IS GREAT AND OBSERVANT FRIEND WHO ISN’T SELF OBSESSED OKAY AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL BECAUSE IM SO TIRED OF HIM BEING SEEN AS THIS SELFISH LITTLE BRAT HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS LOVES THEM I TELL YOU AND— tooru knows before hiro tells him, he just pretends he doesn’t
i’m telling you, iwa is probably the one that’s actually the most dense when it comes to these things...hell the boy didn’t even know issei was bi, which is strange considering he literally wears a heart-shaped ring with the flag colours on it. and has matching hair clips which he wears on his jean pockets. and a graphic tee with obnoxiously bright lettering spelling out “just passing bi ;)”
okay so maybe hajime is a little bit oblivious
which somehow brings me onto my next point!!! contrary to common belief, these babies are actually very intelligent, not only in terms of volleyball but also in their academics. and i mean all four of them, not just iwa! every! single! one! 
each of them has a particular subject they excel in and they essentially, you know . share the brain cells . but in a smart way 
(don’t get me wrong, they’re school smart and volleyball smart, but they lack logic and any semblance of regret. it leads to chaos and way too many detentions.)
tooru adores literature and history and probably spends his spare time reciting dramatic monologues in his mirror. also can and will talk your ear off about the different literary movements and how they reflect events in history. wears his glasses so he can pretend to be an expert, chatting away about his field of work fucking nerd lmao
mattsun is a chemistry and physics whizz but for the life of him cannot understand biology because “tHERE’S TOO MANY BODY PARTS I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUTTTT”
he’s just lucky that hanamaki is an ace at bio and could probably memorise an anatomy chart with just one look :o
speaking of makki, their second best subject is defo art and art history! something about them just screams knowledgeable about painting techniques okay, like you’re telling me this lil baby wouldn't be walking around an art gallery spouting out random facts about artists??? because if so, you’re wrong ;)
it’s shocking when you first get to know them but later on it kinda just . makes sense
and then iwa! iwa has the seijoh 4 covered on the maths and languages part (okay but just imagine him picking up different languages easily??? hot. oiks is jealous, especially when haji sounds more fluent than him in spanish post timeskip haha
they regularly have study dates . 
tooru loves making it aesthetic 
seriously, you’d think he had a fairy light addiction or smthn
it usually ends with them getting distracted and having debates about things completely off topic 
“tHE MIDDLE OF JAFFA CAKES IS NOT MARMALADE YOU H E A T H E N WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!?!?!???”
“WHAT IS IT THEN . HUH WHAT IS IWA-CHAN????? SINCE YOU’RE SUCH AN EXPERT IN THE FIELD—”
“ORANGE . JELLY . WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE!?”
“ITS NOT JELLY DUMBASS, JELLY WIGGLES! DOES THE MIDDLE OF A JAFFA CAKE WIGGLE???? NO, NO THE FUCK IT DOESN—”
“i thought it was lemon flavoured?”
“.......” “what!?”
“m-makki, bane of my existence and object of all my desires, my soulmate, the love of my life, definitely in that order—”
“ORANGE HIRO???? THE MIDDLE IS LITERALLY THE COLOUR ORANGE????”
“but....but you cant see the middle? so why the fuck would i—why are you looking at me like that!?”
“YOU EAT IT ALL IN ONE???”
“YOU DON'T!?”
“I PEEL THE CHOCOLATE OFF, EAT THE CAKE BIT AND THEN EAT THE MIDDLE LIKE ANY SANE PERSON WTF”
and so another debate begins can u tell i’ve had this exact debate with my friends
on a completely unrelated note because i can’t concentrate for the life of me
seijoh 4 going thrifting!!!! getting boba!!!!! and sushi!!!!! and just enjoying themselves because they’re precious and deserve it :(
iwa dragging the other three around the vintage clothing shops to look at the cool sweatshirts they have
mattsun having a little collection of thrifted trinkets (his fav is a tiny porcelain elephant that oikawa picked out! he has it on his window sill! if anyone breaks it he will cry!)
TOORU IS THE TYPE TO BUY THINGS THAT REMIND HIM OF HIS FRIENDS AND RANDOMLY GIVE THEM GIFTS!!!!!!!
makki always manages to get the best jewelry at thrift shops, they’re like a magpie they see smthn shiny and.....oh...yeah, you’ve lost them
iwa: hey hiro, what d’ya think about this vase?
makki: *sees a sparkly ring*
iwa: didn’t your mum say she wanted—
makki: *fuckin naruto runs their ass over to the shiny stuff*
iwa:.......or not
mattsun wears crop tops you can’t change my mind
his style is very masc, lots of leather, silver accessories and dark colour pallets so he tends to go with a nice white or cream coloured tank top that shows of his lil tummy :)
issei bellybutton piercing petition???
the others have to beg him to wear y’know. actual colours every now and again
other than the just passing bi top (and the vb kit obvs) he really sticks to black, white and grey
hanamaki also sticks fast to their aesthetic ;) which is really just the colour brown LMAO
likes soft materials! big knit jumpers and looser jeans are also definitely a staple, probably coupled with gold jewelry (i think it would look pretty with their hair akahwbw)
has these really beaten up grey white converse that they refuse to let go of until they literally have like 5 holes in them and the other three buy them a new pair for their birthday
OMG SPEAKIMG OF SHOES
ONE TIME OIKAWA WAS FUCKING AROUKD WITH THE ZIPPER ON HAJIME’S DOCS AND IT KABWHW FUCKING BROKE
LIKE THEYBWERE ON A TRAIN AND HE DEADASS BROKE HIS SHOE
IWA WENT THROUGH ALL THE STAGES OF GRIEF
OIKAWA WAS DESPERATELY TRYIGN TO YOUTUBE QUICK FIXES
MEANWHILE HIRO AND ISSEI ARE BUSTING THEIR LUNGS IN THE BACKGROUND BECAUSE HOW IS IWA GONNA WALK AROUND TOKYO WITH ONLY ONE FUNCTIONING SHOE
poor iwaizumi
he got his shoe fixed
.......2 months later
BUT tooru payed financially and physically and that’s the main thing
yes so iwa swings between aesthetics tbh, he’s a it just depends on the day type of guy
usually dons casual clothes though if they’re not going out, big shirts and loose sweats or gym shorts are his thing
he has mattsun’s hoodie from nearly 2 years ago and refuses to give it back
coincidentally, the only time mattsun wants to wear the hoodie is when iwa has it on
true best friend behaviour
honestly with oikawa i’d say he’s pretty casual too! practically loves in his seijoh jersey (wanna bet that he doesn’t wash it all too often?)
he likes the preppy style too, especially with his glasses and all </3
nerdy tooru with his little glasses, studying his pretty head off has my fucking HEART LIKE GODDAMN IT THIS BOY IS SO CUTE
they’re all just babies i love them :3
makki painting their nails!! even better, oikawa painting makki’s nails!! since he has the steadiest hands and all!!
“ohhh makki what colour are you going for today?”
“hm, they’re going for red—”
“oOPS—SORRY HIRO, GOTTA GO, ASK ISSEI TO FINISH YOUR LEFT HAND FOR YOU—AHHHHHHHHH NOT MY NOSE—”
“rED LIKE THE COLOUR OF YOUR BLOOD ON MY FIST SHITTYKAWA!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SEND MADOG MY BABY PICTURES!!!!!”
one day . their homeroom teacher wants one normal day .
they initially were in different homerooms, but after discovering that it’s literally impossible to keep them apart, even if you put them on different sides of the school, their teachers quickly signed their transfer slips
i’d say one factor for that was when matsukawa suddenly popped up behind tooru 45 minutes into the class
no one knows how he got there
or why he was there
not even tooru
but they did know what happened next
cheeto dust . cheeto dust flew
EVERYWHERE
that's right dear readers, this 6 ft something, muscle man at the age of 18 IS FUCKING INCAPABLE OF OPENING A BAG OF CRISPS PROPERLY
OIKAWA PRETENDED NOT TO KNOW HIM LMAOOOO
(and issei sulked because of it. he had to be bought boba just so he would stop whining about how mean everyone is.)
((what i mean by that is, hanamaki all but shoved the drink down his throat to shut him up))
oh they have cuddle nights :o
usually they're round iwa’s house, because he has two spare blow up beds!! they just push them together and try and squeeze in together
it never works
never
and it's always poor tooru that suffers haha
he always gets put on the edge because he’s the best at dealing with horror movies (why they insist on have scary movie marathons despite being C O W A R D S is besides me) which means he has to balance himself on the corner of the futon because eVERYONE ELSE TAKES UP SM ROOM
makki (the resident wimp) always claims iwa as a cuddle partner aka has hajime as a sacrifice if the occasion calls for it and curls into his chest like a lil b a b ie but they both still take up quite a lot of room, being tall ass vb players and all
(hiro drools on iwa’s godzilla shirt every time. and gets smacked every time. they claim its worth it though)
and mattsun is just inconvenient with his long limbs and stUPID HABIT OF SLEEPING IN A STARFISH POSITION
HE ALWAYS WACKS OIKS IN THE FACE
#ENDTHECAPTAIN'SSUFFERING
their parents defo have multiple pictures of said cuddle sessions because they’re never above teasing their lil babies <33 “you may be eighteen, but you’ll always be our little cuties!”
omg i bet issei is a really good baker :o
imagine him with a frilly apron ugh that's so sexy of him tbh
he definitely presses flowers too :) OH IF HE GOES ON A DATE AND THEY GIVE HIM FLOWERS HE PRESSES THE PETALS AND KEEPS THEM IN THE BACK OF HIS PHONE CASE OR SMTHN :((
speaking of phone cases, iwaizumi definitely has to have one of those military grade protection cases because he drops his phone so much
takahiro has one covered in random stickers and doddles they drew on with permanent marker
tooru has a clear one with a polaroid of all of them together ++ his id card behind it because you never know when you’ll need it
he also has one of those beaded phone chains that mattsun gave him for his birthday :)
really they all just treasure the gifts they get each other akajwhw
they’re so cute <333
i love them, they love each other, i better stop with these hcs or i’ll go on forever aAA
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The last song you listened to: Through Me (The Flood) also by Hozier alksdaslkdhf. i’ve been obsessing so much it’s such a good song. i have maybe described listening to this song as a religious experience too many times for someone who has never had an actual literal religious experience 
Currently reading: 100 pages into the Red Dragon book and it is a trip lmfao. it’s so fun seeing the ways the dialogue was repurposed, and the prose is wow, but ohhh boy. thomas harris. babe. get help<3
Last movie: Jane Austen Book Club! i love grigg very much despite his stupid name. gonna start alternating between hugh dancy and mads’s movies bc I’ve been doing that accidentally I think lmao. Last three movies I did went like Confessions of a Shopaholic -> Charlie Countryman -> Jane Austen Book Club. but on the other hand I deeply need to watch like four hugh dancy movies as soon as possible for emotional reasons 
Craving: For it to be like a week from now so I’m healed from my wisdom teeth surgery. also to have no work or responsibilities for a month and just be able to write and read hannigram fics aslkdf. 
What are you wearing right now: this is my first time not being in pyjamas since getting the aforementioned wisdom teeth out lmfao. black pants and dark blue t-shirt
How tall are you: 5’3 </3
Piercings: love the aesthetic yet terrified of getting it done and also them catching on things. I got these clip-on gothic glow-in-the-dark dragon earrings a bit ago from a targeted instagram ad (my first and last time ever doing so) because I have zero impulse control, and they broke immediately. 
Tattoos: none, but have been microwave-spinning the concept of getting a hannibal tattoo since I watched. the heart from primavera would be so cool
Glasses? Contacts?: Glasses, my eyesight is deeply blurry without them
Last drink: classic water, big big fan of the stuff. reminds me of nbc hannibal because because there was water in the show a lot
Last show: watched two episodes of The Last of Us at like 5am yesterday, it was great. also perpetually rewatching hannibal by getting everyone I know to watch, and then watching with them
Last thing you ate: soft tofu in broth. there are, not a lot of vegan post-wisdom-tooth food options (also I’m very picky lmao), so I’ve been rotating between that, vegan ice cream, mashed potatoes, and vegetable smoothie for like 3 days. 
Favorite color: ohhh this is painful, is it a cop-out to say all of them? Big big fan of purple, orange with purple, green, and blue. 
Current obsession: it’s been hannibal and nothing else for 9 months now, and im going strong
Unrelated obsession: not sure if this counts exactly but there’s a writing app where you set a timer and start typing, and if you stop typing for longer than 5 seconds it deletes everything, and it’s so cool. I’ve been calling it stream-of-consciousness writing in my head for like a year bc it’s like a personal stream-of-consciousness even though ik that is not how to use that term alksfhd. I do 3 or 5 minute sprints and store them in one document, then have a second document where I edit and refine, and for a few I’ve put them side to side and colour-coded all my changes and it’s so fun
Any pets: two cats! Miles, my grey one, is extremely sweet, and possibly too smart for his own good. My other one Chico has a very adorable snaggle-tooth, and is incredibly stupid <3. he’s very bad at knowing what direction he’s going or recognizing any parts of the world around him and I love him very much.
Do you have a crush on anyone?: only in that vague abstract way, almost without direction, catching little wisps of the concept of the feeling from scattered bits of interactions with the world around me
Favorite fictional character: im absolutely refusing to choose between hannibal and will so im listening them both and you can’t stop me
The last place you traveled: i’ve literally gone nowhere since the pandemic started </3. i’m in Canada and the furthest I’ve been is just one city to another in the same province like 1.5 hours away. Hopefully going to Italy in the summer though!!
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emetkoto · 2 years
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sniffling crying sobbing emetkoto good end exblain 😭
YOU GOT IT BESTIE IM HAPPY TO TALK ABOUT THE ENDINGS WHERE THEY'RE HAPPY TOGETHER!!!!!
OK SO FIRST is the one that starts at the Dying Gasp! Prior to heading to the Tempest K'oto and Ardbert had their little heart to heart where they agreed to fight together during whcih K'oto expressed how he really REALLY did not want to kill Emet-Selch and shared his plan to try and talk him down and if all else failed and they had to fight, spare him and ofc Ardbert agreed to it bc he's a good friend who trusts K'oto :) so everything goes the way you know, Emet-Selch is not listening to reason on account of the disappointment and rage and tempering and despite K'otos best attempts to avoid fighting they do end up having to fight and it comes down to that final blow and K'otos puts his plan into action! Emet is struck but not killed by the axe and the burst of light frees him from his tempering (which later helps with figuring out tempering in the post patches) and it weakens and brings him back down to earth enough that K'oto is able to approach him and talk to him….he's able to accept his loss and mankind's strength bc mankind is actually pretty great when you don't have the voice of god in your ear telling you they suck! So they embraced and kissed and made up and decided to stay together <3 and ofc Emet returns those wedding memories too duh
Emet-Selch was pretty weakened by the fight so that's my excuse for why it's not broken for the Scions to have an unsundered on their side, he's gotta recover for a while until he's back at full strength ok!! Anyway yeah he moved in with K'oto and lurks around offering wisdom and occasional sass throughout MSQ <3 In case you're wondering yes SOS still happens bc Elidibus is so set in his ways and focused on his duty even with Emet-Selch vouching for mankind now he just is not having any of it and Emet is in no condition to fight so K'oto still has to finish the job </3 yeah im kinda obsessed with the visual of that middle of fight scene with Emet's spirit but with full blown Emetkoto
I have some more thoughts on his place in MSQ in this one but this will be way too damn long if I go through them all ok just know he is present but tries not to involve himself too much since y'know he is still waltzing around wearing the face of the founding father of the garlean empire and that's like to cause more problems than his presence would solve ESPECIALLY in the Garlemald section so! He mostly just hangs around and makes K'oto happy
SECOND starts at Ultima Thule! K'oto ofc calls Emet and Hyth to help him and as they're trying to leave K'oto begs and pleads with Emet-Selch to stay with him and with some help from Hyth who decided to jump in bc he thought it'd be fun they manage to convince him to begrudginly accept Hydealyn's gift of life so he and K'oto can be together for the rest of K'otos life and then into the next one ofc hehe <3 and also Hythlodaeus is there! They are very uninvolved in anything after this bc I mean. it's not their world, not their place to meddle with anything! Unless asked in which case they will offer their wisdom but otherwise they just hang out in K'otos aparment and again, make K'oto happy!
In both cases Emet-Selch doesn't technically join the K'oto polycule bc G'raha is not about that at all but rather it's like they have their own branch kinda? They all sleep together in the same bed bc everyone wants to cuddle K'oto but Emet-Selch is never involved in dates or other outings or sex with G'raha or Estinien (Estinien has no problems with Emet and could not care less if smth were to happen but Emet makes it pretty clear he is exclusively interested in K'oto) and he and K'oto always go and do their own things and most importantly they are HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They never have a second wedding ceremony bc the first one was so personal and important to them they don't see a need to, they are married and in love and happy together and thats all that matters, Twelve's blessing be damned
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yanderes-galore · 2 years
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fuck it youre getting the long one! enjoy <3 part 2 of this is coming out on sunday if youre interested
anyway in this au adam really likes sweets and would dream about a candyland often. hes our protagonist :) he gets backrooms'd to it one night bc he ate apple pie. the place has pink skies, bright vibrant green grass and wafer paths, and there's a sign in the horizon that says "welcome to madeleine county". hes not even wearing a hoodie anymore hes wearing a pink suit with an apple accessory on his head.
bitch is greeted by another jonah who doesnt remember him and is lemon themed! he takes adam to the huge candy mansion to meet the others, me (cesar) and mark. (heads up i Will refer to cesar in first person for this since hes me) one thing to note is that whenever adam asks to leave, me and the rest of the gang would silence him and/or ignore him. we also distracted him with a lot of activities like tea parties n picnics n whatnot to prevent him from asking questions :) also i feel like its worth mentioning that i gave him his pie hood.
so anyway one day adam wants to go and take a walk but since hes not allowed to leave the mansion alone he goes with mark. they make small talk n shit and adam talks about how he misses the old jonah when marks like. "be careful bro dont let the bright colours of this place blind you" and like. stopped to ask adam to check if "he" was watching to which adam turns and sees me peeking out the window <3 the two head back inside since its so late and adam cant sleep at all since hes questioning what the fuck mark meant.
so anyway jonah comes in that night to give a gift to adam (a matching apple earing, even though adams ears arent pierced) and jonah is like. very sad with adam since mark supposedly told jonah about how he missed his home. he does Not want adam to leave at all since he was so lonely without adam. i should mention that this bitch is very much obsessed with adam dont call him yandere though the creator of the au specifically asked not to call him one👍
on the third day adam woke up late and i scolded him for it and also the chat with mark i had. this is the part where everything starts to rot. the colours are dull, the wallpaper is peeling, the floors are worn down n shit and also my strawberries are going bad! i banned adam from talking to mark to force him to talk to jonah more. the two go out fishing for some candy fish in the pond. jonah is obvs very happy to spend time with adam, and asks if he's going to stay, to which he does Not want to stay and jonah is v passive aggressive for the rest of the activity.
anyways dinner time we're eating the fish adam and jonah caught and everything is quiet until adam starts ranting about how something is off. i shut him up and everythings quiet and mark gets up and desperately screams at adam to leave while he still can. i drag mark off, saying he's "feeling ill", which once again leaves adam and jonah alone. adam asks jonah if wanting to leave has something to do with this and jonah tells him to shut up and eat his fish. but its not candy anymore. its raw and rotting! anyways theres knocking at the door and jonah answers it which gives adam a chance to see what the hells going on with me and mark.
he follows the hallway i dragged mark off to, to which theres a trail of blueberry jam which slowly fades to red. he followed the trail which led to a big room with marks body on the floor with my cane covered in his blood </3 at the door were police officers (thatcher and ruth) asking about a missing person btw. adam stayed up late to prepare to strike that night.
he used his hood to carry weapons, like forks, sharp knives and even a blowtorch. he went down the hallway the jam was on, to notice a bunch of portraits of the same angel, obviously candy themed but they seemed to be watching him (this angel is presumably gabriel). i have no idea if this is important or not but i think im going to mention it anyway :) at the end of the hallway is the stairs to the basement, to which he finds mark on a plate, covered in his own blood with his eye missing. also theres a ton of missing posters everywhere.
he tells adam everything, down to how this place is only to lure people with sad lives in for their flesh, to how everything is rotting because im hungry and irritated about how adam wouldnt give in. he begs adam to go and that jonah has the key. he needs to leave before sunrise or else he will be there forever and he fuckin BEGS adam not to make the same mistake he did. adam notices mark's missing poster on the wall and gets to work.
as he gets out and goes up the hallway im there but EXTREMELY fucked up (and hot apparently) and with a massive fucking fork. simplifying yhis but essentially i try to kill adam but fuck up and he kills me👍 i think anyway. i melt into stuff. regardless when adam makes it to jonahs room jonah is also fucked up and taunts him n shit with a fake key but adam manages to slice him in half. jonah is still moving and talking and brings up adams mom, to which adam straight up cuts jonahs face. he grabs the key which was actually INSIDE jonah.
he wastes no time and gets to the officers, whom he begs to let him come with them and also traumadumps about what happened. and then some other guy (dave lee) runs in and says there's doors appearing everywhere at the station. the door was his way out and it looked just like his bedroom door, the door he went through to get in the place in the first place. so when adam wakes up the real jonah is there and adam traumadumps but jonah just says its a bad dream. jonah grips adams shoulder and is like "arent you happy to be home just like you wanted" and also theres the same shit me and dessert jonah were made of on jonahs hand.
that should be about it feel free to ask questions i am very normal about this au as you can tell
My lord....
That's a lot to take in.
I think it's an interesting take on TMC though, like Alice in Wonderland.
"Adam in Wonderland". LOL
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violet-of-the-stars · 2 years
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here it is👍
anyway in this au adam really likes sweets and would dream about a candyland often. hes our protagonist :) he gets backrooms'd to it one night bc he ate apple pie. the place has pink skies, bright vibrant green grass and wafer paths, and there's a sign in the horizon that says "welcome to madeleine county". hes not even wearing a hoodie anymore hes wearing a pink suit with an apple accessory on his head.
bitch is greeted by another jonah who doesnt remember him and is lemon themed! he takes adam to the huge candy mansion to meet the others, me (cesar) and mark. (heads up i Will refer to cesar in first person for this since hes me) one thing to note is that whenever adam asks to leave, me and the rest of the gang would silence him and/or ignore him. we also distracted him with a lot of activities like tea parties n picnics n whatnot to prevent him from asking questions :) also i feel like its worth mentioning that i gave him his pie hood.
so anyway one day adam wants to go and take a walk but since hes not allowed to leave the mansion alone he goes with mark. they make small talk n shit and adam talks about how he misses the old jonah when marks like. "be careful bro dont let the bright colours of this place blind you" and like. stopped to ask adam to check if "he" was watching to which adam turns and sees me peeking out the window <3
the two head back inside since its so late and adam cant sleep at all since hes questioning what the fuck mark meant. so anyway jonah comes in that night to give a gift to adam (a matching apple earing, even though adams ears arent pierced) and jonah is like. very sad with adam since mark supposedly told jonah about how he missed his home. he does Not want adam to leave at all since he was so lonely without adam. i should mention that this bitch is very much obsessed with adam👍
on the third day adam woke up late and i scolded him for it and also the chat with mark i had. this is the part where everything starts to rot. the colours are dull, the wallpaper is peeling, the floors are worn down n shit and also my strawberries are going bad! i banned adam from talking to mark to force him to talk to jonah more.
the two go out fishing for some candy fish in the pond. jonah is obvs very happy to spend time with adam, and asks if he's going to stay, to which he does Not want to stay and jonah is v passive aggressive for the rest of the activity.
anyways dinner time we're eating the fish adam and jonah caught and everything is quiet until adam starts ranting about how something is off. i shut him up and everythings quiet and mark gets up and desperately screams at adam to leave while he still can. i drag mark off, saying he's "feeling ill", which once again leaves adam and jonah alone. adam asks jonah if wanting to leave has something to do with this and jonah tells him to shut up and eat his fish. but its not candy anymore. its raw and rotting! anyways theres knocking at the door and jonah answers it which gives adam a chance to see what the hells going on with me and mark.
he follows the hallway i dragged mark off to, to which theres a trail of blueberry jam which slowly fades to red. he followed the trail which led to a big room with marks body on the floor with my cane covered in his blood </3 at the door were police officers (thatcher and ruth) asking about a missing person btw. adam stayed up late to prepare to strike that night. he used his hood to carry weapons, like forks, sharp knives and even a blowtorch.
he went down the hallway the jam was on, to notice a bunch of portraits of the same angel, obviously candy themed but they seemed to be watching him (this angel is presumably gabriel). i have no idea if this is important or not but i think im going to mention it anyway :)
at the end of the hallway is the stairs to the basement, to which he finds mark on a plate, covered in his own blood with his eye missing. also theres a ton of missing posters everywhere. he tells adam everything, down to how this place is only to lure people with sad lives in for their flesh, to how everything is rotting because im hungry and irritated about how adam wouldnt give in. he begs adam to go and that jonah has the key. he needs to leave before sunrise or else he will be there forever and he fuckin BEGS adam not to make the same mistake he did. adam notices mark's missing poster on the wall and gets to work.
as he gets out and goes up the hallway im there but EXTREMELY fucked up (and hot apparently) and with a massive fucking fork. simplifying yhis but essentially i try to kill adam but fuck up and he kills me👍 i think anyway. i melt into stuff. regardless when adam makes it to jonahs room jonah is also fucked up and taunts him n shit with a fake key but adam manages to slice him in half. jonah is still moving and talking and brings up adams mom, to which adam straight up cuts jonahs face. he grabs the key which was actually INSIDE jonah.
he wastes no time and gets to the officers, whom he begs to let him come with them and also traumadumps about what happened. and then some other guy (dave lee) runs in and says there's doors appearing everywhere at the station. the door was his way out and it looked just like his bedroom door, the door he went through to get in the place in the first place. so when adam wakes up the real jonah is there and adam traumadumps but jonah just says its a bad dream. jonah grips adams shoulder and is like "arent you happy to be home just like you wanted" and also theres the same shit me and dessert jonah were made of on jonahs hand.
thats about it for part 1👍 i will send you part 2 when its out if youre interested
OOOH INTERESTING! I love it! I knew that it wasn’t just gonna be all sunshine and rainbows, but I really like how dark it gets! Real disturbing. And you make for a really cool villain/pos. And!! Adam being the main character!! Is very cool!!
and yes yes I am very interested in volume two hheheh
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