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applestede · 6 months

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I’m not worried about Ed and Stede’s relationship. I know full well by the end they’ll be together and things will be better. I know that they’ll probably apologize for what was said on both sides and talk like adults like they did in e4. What I’m worried about is the twenty five fuckin minutes they have to execute that, and everything else

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #stedeward #OFMD meta #I guess? idk #it’s just really filling me w SO much dread #fuck Max for putting them in this position #fuck HBO Max #all my homies hate HBO Max

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fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun · 1 year

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or as I like to call them: “animated shows that got canceled right as the real linear plot was starting to kick in”

anyways I’m fucking livid rn

EDIT: OKAY UPDATE GOOD NEWS ABOUT LOLIROCK GUYS HOLY SHIT

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lancecharleson · 1 year

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I should’ve known something was up when this wasn’t part of the mass purging of animated content that happened during the WB Discovery merger last year.

But also we lost god knows how many infinitely better shows and movies, including the Looney Tunes shorts,

for anti-woke reactionary youtuber fuel???

#Scooby-Doo #All my homies hate #David Zaslav #Mindy Kaling #HBO Max #Velma

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katydidcomplex · 2 years

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i’m absolutely devastated about what happened with hbo max and infinity train SO everyone tell me your favorite infinity train season and character!! (in the tags or not idc) imo jesse is the the best and season 2 is unmatched

#FUCK HBO MAX ALL MY HOMIES HATE HBO MAX #infinity train you will be avenged….#infinity train #iris says whatever #jesse cosay #in the tags #reblog game #tag game #hbo max

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glamorousnightmares · 2 years

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Yo fuck HBO max

#hbo max #me and all my homies hate hbo max #fuck hbo max

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inkfox · 2 years

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i am so thankful i bought the infinity train dvds when i did

#regan.txt #i don’t have book 3 or 4 tho on dvd but :/ better than nothing i suppose #fuck you hbo max and cartoon network all my homies hate hbo max and cartoon network

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thisisthewaytomando · 1 year

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Black Adam (HBO Max)

6 or 7/10

Tbh I primarily watched this because me & my family LOVE Dwayne Johnson. I didn’t think this movie was super bad but it wasn’t necessarily good (sorry homie). My current beef with superhero movies is that they add characters just to kill them off quickly?! Ok so that character is iconic and all but then you kill them?! Idk makes me mad. My vibe is this (sorry I don’t remember character names ) dr fate~dr strange (w future telling abilities??) Peter Kavinski dude ~ (ant man with Deadpool like costume) hawk man ~ (falcon w weird helmet and I’m-holier-than-thou attitude) So obv I’m an MCU fan (who would’ve guessed!). And I mention this because I didn’t like eternals (sorry) because I thought it was (hate to say it) a “rip off” of DC. So I got the super similar to another franchise vibe. The movie wasn’t horrible and it’s probably close to The Batman (with Robert Pattinson) {which I really enjoyed} on my DC movie rankings

#myreviews #black adam #dc

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hermione-gangrene · 1 year

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FUCK HBO MAX ALL MY HOMIES HATE HBO MAX

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canis-rex-lupus · 2 years

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fuck hbo max all my homies hate hbo max !!! every day i find a new reason to hate capitalism

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breadharmskoi · 2 years

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act of grace

- ok the transition from ed being solemn to him completely freaking the fuck out about dying was hella funny though

- ED DECKING IZZY WAS INCREDIBLY SATISFYING TO WATCH

- it’s the second time ed’s had to go through expecting stede to die. taika acting his ass off...never seen a man portray dread and desperation so completely. his sudden complete bloody scream for act of grace rly got me

- the crew!!! yelling act of grace all at once!!! vouching for stede as a pirate!!! god you love to see the growth!!! they said that’s our idiot captain actually!!! he stole a plant once so he’s a pirate!!!

- i too screamed on the first shot of no beard. the most shocking thing i’ve ever seen in my life

- fuckin,,, cannot stop thinking about the way ed looks at stede. the way that he looked up when stede left in despair, because ed sees him, always. the way he gave up pirating in a heartbeat for stede, and it was easy

- when i tell you i screamed when they kissed. like bro. BRO I KNOW david jenkins has been calling this a rom com and like there’s no way any of the past episodes were heterosexual activity but there was still a little part of me that didn’t want to get my hopes up? but GODDAMN BRO anyway remember when our flag means death on hbo max invented love

- “i guess what makes me happy is...you.” stede’s completely breathless “you make stede happy too.” bITCH I’M GONNA LOSE IT--

- ok that scene with stede and badminton was viscerally painful, though. all of stede’s insecurities and mistakes being served up on a platter--worst of all badminton telling him that he had sullied and ruined the great blackbeard, like he does with everything--and all that negative emotion and panic solidified with more trauma and death. his scream at the end, my god

- also fuck the badmintons all my homies hate the badmintons

- not over how from ed’s perspective, he’d given everything to stede, because he loved him. and then stede hadn’t returned that. to him, stede just didn’t seem to care enough about him to show up. and what about everything they shared, that they said? what about stede being his friend and calling him ed? fuck!!!

- I ALMOST FORGOT BUT NO I DIDN’T!!! THE MUTINY!!! fang and ivan also joining in bc izzy is such a shit!!! OLUWANDE BEING EVERYONE’S PICK FOR CAPTAIN. LIKE YES GIVE MY MAN WHAT HE DESERVES!!! also it going completely successful and them legit about to toss izzy overboard!!! hell yeah they’re pirates!!!

#i'm emotionally distraught!!! i won't shut up about these gay idiot pirates!!!#next episode thoughts comin right up #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death

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honeydew-soda · 3 years

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FUCK hbo max. all my homies hate hbo max

#infinity train

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evr0ck17 · 2 years

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Untitled (death and long lines for espresso)

My name is Evan Penkethman, I'm a drug addict, an alcoholic, a writer, a brother , a friend and a son. I choose to share about what it's like to be an addict very openly. I write about life, but I think a lot about death.

Today I learned that the guy who completed this program i'm in last week is dead. I didn't know him or anything, I think he gave me props the night I told everyone my story, but we weren't homies or anything. I didn't know him, but in a way I did, because he's like so many others i knew who lost the battle. In a way he's just like me.. People are individuals, from different backgrounds with different stories, but they are all the same on some level. I've taken to focusing on ways that we are all one, and disregarding the perception of separateness, it serves me better.

I'm only two months sober today so if you take that as unqualified to talk about recovery, so be it. I'm still able to reach out and touch the feeling of nearly loosing the battle, on 70th Street in Manhattan. I won't tell that story again here but I'll link it:

Anyway, if you're around my age I don't have to tell you the havoc that addiction is unleashing on society. Here's an experiment: pull up your Facebook friends list that you started generating in the beginning of the aughts, now make a tally of all the people you see who died from any addiction related circumstances. My assumption is that the number is very high. This, you see, is the reason that I will air out the details about my battle with addiction. It isn't something that I want to quietly battle under some rug of secrecy, because it's no secret that there is a mountain of corpses that gets bigger every minute.

I've spent a fair amount of time in the 12 step trip, and I've seen all kinds of people recover for extended periods of time, and even had a few years of success myself. Sure, I wasn't bringing my AA medallions to job interviews, but I also wasn't keeping it secret. I think a lot of people misunderstand the anonymity concept that is the 2nd letter A, in AA, and treat it as some kind of secret society. My take on the spiritual tradition of anonymity Is that I'm not going to go tell everyone that I saw you there, your relationship to your recovery is personal and not for me to divulge to anyone.

If you've paid any attention to what I write, it should be clear that I don't intend to be anonymous. I hate that addiction is taboo to talk about, it's getting more acceptable but there is a long way to go. Society is failing a huge segment of the population with draconian measures of incarceration that do little to help anyone.

Check it out: addicts aren't just skid row junkies, or derelict winos under an overpass, they're your children, your brothers and sisters, they're the fuckinv captain of the high school football team. They aren't morally bankrupt, they're sick.

Addiction changes the whole structural makeup of the brain permanently, pickles don't become cucumbers again. It's a done deal, you just have to figure out how to live within your new neurological parameters. If I get a grip on it I'll let you know. I have a grip on it today, that's the best I can do.

I would get sober for a while, and forget about the winters on the street, the physical and mental pain and the trauma... I'd start bitching about my wifi not being 200 megs or some bullshit. That's no good, when you lose touch with your very real mortality, you forget there's a hole in your boat and you stop bailing water out.

So yeah, I think about death. I want to write a bunch of stuff in case I lose the fight, to leave mark. I'm afraid of myself, and nothing is guaranteed. I write about the bad times to have something to reference in case I get sober for a while and pissy about the line at Starbucks or something completely inconsequential- I almost died, I can wait for my triple espresso, I can live with HBO max buffering my chosen episode of the sopranos, it doesn't matter.

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#drug addiction #recovery #blog #writing #writers on tumblr #life #death

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st4rgayz1ng · 2 years

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fuck hbo max all my homies hate hbo max

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