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thattouceyboy · 2 hours
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I am once again thinking about digging holes
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It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
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I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
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thattouceyboy · 7 hours
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I haven't actually read amber skies. why should I?
Honestly I don't have any cool elevator pitch for it. All I ask is that you try to read the first chapter, give it a fair shot, and if it doesn't hook you, it doesn't hook you! And that's okay!
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thattouceyboy · 22 hours
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You deserve to be the sort of person who can cook a meal for your loved ones.
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thattouceyboy · 1 day
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You deserve to be the sort of person who can cook a meal for your loved ones.
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thattouceyboy · 1 day
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I enjoy how the mentally unstable internet lesbians talk about Joan of Arc like she's Laura Palmer
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thattouceyboy · 1 day
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you mentioned an alchemical scholar, i think he was islamic?, that conceptualized things as rays, right? was there not a conceptualization of light as rays before then? or was he building off that sort of thing or something else entirely?
Al-kindi!
And no not really. There were similar ideas but he was really the first one to actually try and incorporate the idea into existing physics.
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thattouceyboy · 1 day
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Yall I am so sorry but in most of the mythology around blues singers talking to demons, it's just the devil. As far as I'm aware, the idea of the Crossroads Devil as a distinct class of demon is from Supernatural.
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thattouceyboy · 2 days
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I'm (finally) moving
My life for the past six months has been a series of cascading disasters, culminating in the need to find a new home seeing as how the house I've lived in for the last twenty years is almost uninhabitable, both literally and figuratively.
back in February, my close friend Jack moved across the country to stay with me in order to escape a dangerous family situation. since that move, he and I have been threatened with eviction by my landlord repeatedly. he and I have decided to rent a house with our mutual friend @caputvulpinum in northeast texas.
with a new home, I'll be teaching the both of them blacksmithing, and I'll be able to focus more on my art without worrying about my home or my family collapsing around me. I need to raise $2k for my share of the deposit and moving expenses, so please share this post everywhere you can. my gfm will be linked here and in my bio
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thattouceyboy · 2 days
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daily affirmations
I am a vortex of Bullshit
I attract Toxicity
I attract Negative energy
Wealth and Success flee from me
Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder
My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons
Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall
My Crystal's are Busted
My Chakras are Spinning Backeards
My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet
I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred
I attract Drama
My Children Hate me
Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds
My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's
My OF is Failing
My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned
My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak
I have Ozempic Face
I have Nothing
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
MY LIFE IS fucked.
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thattouceyboy · 2 days
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I love it when things are both metaphors and extremely literal. Like on one hand you have the bit in Bluest Eye where Pecola chugs milk out of a Shirley Temple mug and it makes her sick. Like she's literally and figuratively trying to consume and internalize whiteness.
and on the other hand you have half of 80s sci Fi novels like "What if the tanks kept fighting even after the war was over. Its a metaphor for Vietnam but also wouldn't that be fucked up."
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thattouceyboy · 3 days
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I wore my torn to shit emo jeans that basically show my entire booty ass to the bodega today. As I was jaywalking across the street, some local kids shouted at me:
Kid: "Bro! Ay bro I can see your booty cheeks!"
Me: "That's the point!"
Kid: "Bruh shut yo gay ass up!"
Me: "I am gay!"
Kid: "Oh!... We good!"
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thattouceyboy · 3 days
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Tbf I'm indian and people are annoying and woo about it here too
I can't speak for everyone but a lot of Americans dont even know that a good chunk of New Age woo is just repackaged Indian woo lol.
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thattouceyboy · 3 days
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Cults are not just a white people thing. Especially in the US, predatory high control groups actively target disenfranchised people, especially immigrant populations who don't have the best grasp of English, and entered the country with a head full of American exceptionality propaganda.
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thattouceyboy · 3 days
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The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.
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thattouceyboy · 4 days
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Isreli restaurants serving Palestinian cuisine and rebranding it as "Israeli cuisine" is depraved and pathetic. I hope every ounce of za'atar tastes rotten. Check my manakeesh.
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thattouceyboy · 4 days
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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
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thattouceyboy · 4 days
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This meeting could have been a fresh autumn pear
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