⚠️ National Alert

hi

hey man what’s wrong with you

the usual

just had my sixth ever nosebleed and the third of the year. what’s even happening

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

There’s evidence that Palestinians in the mass graves (including babies, children, people in medical scrubs) were buried alive.

oh grace 1993 by jeff buckley we are really in it now….

if it were the 1930s what would you be posting about on your blog

i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

We'll never be the new pdf at this rate

guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars

the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?

me: hm

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

sir gawain was but a beardless youth when he beheaded the green knight…. verily he shouldve been at the clubbe….

any knight born after 1200 can’t achieve the holy grail, all they know is feasting, charge their horse, kill, have affair, go mad in the forest & cry

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.