It wasn’t very often that such massive scientific breakthroughs were made, and certainly not from the same company. But this one somehow managed to make several breakthroughs over the last few years and no one could figure out how. Everything regarding their successes was kept under wraps and everyone working there was sworn to secrecy. The only thing everyone knew for sure, was that these breakthroughs didn’t start until after a ‘meteor’ landed not far from the main research building.
The truth to their success wasn’t that far off though. It wasn’t a massive hunk of space rock that fell, but an alien ship. Every single one of the company’s successes came from the three beings on board the ship and the technology they had with them, including the ship itself. And somehow, they managed to keep the aliens alive, using them as lab rats for their experiments.
You may be good, but are you "fucked a man so hard he created genre re-defining art so incredible that it has reached across multiple mediums and impacted them for generations to come" good?
Edit: damn this post blew up! I'm glad y'all are fans of the size difference 🙂 I was considering making stickers of these at some point, so would anyone be interested in buying some???
grabbing myself by the scruff of the neck and forcing myself to at least skim read a longform post or piece of text that i just scrolled past despite thinking it sounded interesting because it's "too long" i will NOT contribute to my own attention deficiency and limit my general knowledge and critical thinking skills by needing information spoonfed to me in bitesize pieces to be able to digest it i will NOT
Ivan's face of (excitement??) when he was getting beat up and was beating up Till because this was prob the most attention he got from him all week is so crazy i need to examine this guy under a microscope
Imagine building a family in a terrible world. Some of you die sooner, and you try to make it work. Then everyone, everything is gone, you have less than a minute to process that, and you're alone. Except it's worse! Because your family will be there, but suddenly you're not part of it. The house is in front of you and you don't have the keys.
So. Danny might have accidentally become a bit of a cryptid. He didn’t mean to, but he’d become a bit nocturnal- like many an Amity Parker- and it wasn’t his fault that he couldn’t be bothered to make sound when he was tired. Or pretend to breathe or, okay, he could see why he kept freaking people out at the grocery store he kept going to.
But it wasn’t his fault! He has to get food too! And really is it anyone else’s business? Seriously he thought that people wouldn’t be so surprised with how much magic is everywhere. Like you’d think they’d never seen someone who wasn’t fully human before or something.
Oh great, there’s a journalist at the grocery store now- he’s going to ignore that and finish his shopping and then continue his online work. Ooh, and eat icecream. He deserves it for potentially putting up with this.
Oh, it’s a little baby reporter, first couple of article thing. Adorable.
All his fellow villains think his enemy is really a Badger.
I mean, Vlad explained that he is tiny, white-haired, aggressive, and attacks the other villains without fear!
To be fair, Danny. He is behaving kind of like one.
- I mean, look at Danny vs. Massive and Taller Ghosts, and then look at this picture; it's the same.
So the whole Legion of Doom thinks all the scars and how he was beaten up were by a tiny Badger.
Well, they learned the truth as the tiny white-haired child, who kind of behaved like one, attacked the Legion of Doom... and attacked all the villains till he found Vlad.
And he attacked the heroes too.
To Danny's defense:. He had no idea who those people were, but he knows Vlad!
He sent that 10,000+ box to him! It's just fair that he beat him up! He had to find Box Ghost in all those boxes in the city, like Wack a Mole!!
It was Vlad way to make danny not follow him.
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And Amity Park doesn't talk about heroes or villains outside, as they have to join the JL and have no time to protect their town all the time. So Amity Park adults made sure their hero didn't find out, so no talk about the outside world." I mean, Phantom protected Amity Park on the Alien Invasion post fanboying about them, while other cities got badly destroyed!
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Gorilla Grodd looking at all the Chaos the boy did:" Well it makes sense he is called a Badger."
Atomic Skull:" IfPlasmius wants to return, he won't piss of that Badger first."
Giganta:" He kind of was cute. And very strong."
Giganta was kicked into a new room by the boy.