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alice, looking into lena's office: what do you reckon she does all night in there?
gwen: her job, unlike you.
alice: i think she's playing cruelty squad.
gwen: ...
alice: look at the reflection on her glasses.
#that's how gwen finds out she's literally the only person doing her job in the entirety of the oiar#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp incorrect quotes#alice dyer#gwendolyn bouchard#lena kelley
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thinking about secrets. about sarcasm. about gertrude "there's a network of secret tunnels under the archive that contain my deepest secrets" robinson and alice "i was born here and i'll die here and the universe communicates through me" dyer.
#those aren't exact quotes but you know what i mean#maybe we should take her a tad more seriously#or she's just a sarcastic queen amusing herself by being ominous#but either way#thinking#the magnus protocol#tmagp#the magnus archives#tma#alice dyer#gertrude robinson#mine
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Gwen: You're on thin ice
Alice: I'm on the floor
Gwen: It's a metaphor
Alice: It's a carpet
#the magnus archives#alice dyer#gwendolyn bouchard#the magnus protocol#tmp#incorrect quotes#incorrect tma quotes#jon sims#martin blackwood#tma
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The whole O.I.A.R. gang has been rotating in my head the whole week but alice is so,,,,, yea
Also she does textile arts because i do and i say so
#already working on the others designs#the ideas are so many the time is so little#also i love alice and sams dynamic im sure nothings bad is gonna happens to them#tmagp#alice dyer#samama khalid#the magnus protocol#i only now realized that i miswrote the bones quote ofc#my art
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dyhard is so silly to me
(didn't know if I should attach it to a repost of the original or do it myself so I did both (I have no clue how this app works) I saw this from a post of @tmprotocols )
#the magnus protocol#tmp fanart#tmp#alice dyer fanart#alice dyer#dont talk to me about gwen#gwendolyn bouchard#dyhard#lowkey though#incorrect quotes
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Very incorrect Magnus protocol scene.
Sam: Erm, Alice this error message can’t be real right?
Alice: ‘Error out of human blood’ lol, yeah probably Colin is messing with you.
Didn’t know Colin had it in him.
Colin: Wot? Oh not this bloody thing again! Great! Now I have to deal with it! Go on break, this will take a bit!
Sam: ok I’ll go to the break room.
Alice: Alright, the break room, I bagsy Gwen’s lunch!
Gwen: What!? Not my lunch!
*they all head to the break room*
Colin: *sighs pulls out a pocket knife* I’m gonna do like last time an bleed onto this disc, I hope it’s enough this time ya greedy bastard!
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Author’s note: Hey glad you like it, please re-blog it, more re-blogs the closer I get to Ą̶̮͉̘͈͎̼̠̀̈̓̋̔̊s̷̡̨̨̛̬͍̤͇̰̩͓̮̝̩͉̮̹̎̈́͐̈̒̿̄̉͘ͅc̵̦̼̾̔̀͐̑̍̅̆̒̐͝͝è̸̠̩̑́̽̈́̿̏͑̓̐͒̀̑̄͛͝n̷͚̅̍͒̎́͆̈́̑̔̍̊̎͘͝͝ḍ̵̡̫̞̣̙̪̗͖̝̝͐͑͂͜ͅi̸̬̮͇̬͚̝̜̦͛͋̀̌̊̊̅̿̅̉̓̀͐̚̕͝n̴̡͍̲͎̠͉̖͕̘̺̣͈͚̲̄̈́̑̉̈́̅͌͋͒̉͘̚͜g̵̳̗̗̟̞̽̇̈́̅̓͛̋̅͒̑̀̈́.̷̱̼̮̬̬͖͚̖̪̋͂͛́́͒̃͐̄̆̈́͑̀͋͊͝
#tmp#the magnus protocol#shitpost#Alice dyer#samama khalid#colin becher#Gwen Bouchard#incorrect quotes#tmp spoilers
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ALICE : “The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're interested in him. But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral."
CELIA: “Alice”
ALICE: "Sorry. Do you think you'd have to be on top?"
CELIA: “Alice”
#incorrect magnus protocol quotes#incorrect tmagp quotes#tmagp#tmagp shitpost#the magnus protocol#alice dyer#celia ripley#samama khalid
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Come on Alice SAY THE WORDS
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I'll bite.
I need to know about the red string conspiracy doc.
Sounds very fun
I have been WAITING for this. Get ready for the combined brainrot of @alice-apparently and I, you poor soul. Now, listen up, 'cause we’ve got a labrynthine twisted task of a tale to tell, and if you don’t keep up, you might get lost :)
And obviously: spoilers for tmagp. don't keep reading if you're behind 🫵🏼
First things first: anyone currently descending into paranoia? we're already there, poster children of paranoia-land, that's us. May I present the title of the wonderful conspiracy doc -
There's also a TMA conspiracy doc Ali made, fully colour- episode- and entity-coordinated. It's like 24k words and not even fully done. don't worry about it.
Which is why we're going to be super normal and low-key about the Protocol red string doc right?
of course.
As you can see above, our collaboration relies on Ali's colour coding and her making nice, structured observations of possibly important things, while I provide the Latin and cheer her on. Balance is important in a marriage.
Also included in this all-round package: character info, quotes, etc.
I've since moved on from my "Gwen is evil" theory because I simply love socially awkward, abrasive characters who are good at their job a little too much (nervously shuffles Jonathan Sims, the Archivist, further behind my back). Still the hottest bitch at the OIAR, don't @ me.
Also also, in this house we love Alice Dyer and don't trust her any further than we can throw her. what is UP with all your comments Alice? What do you know???
Anyway.
But Ames, you say, didn't you promise quotes? I did, and I'll do you one better: tmagp quotes with additional obnoxious commentary from yours truly and Ali
If you'd like to see Ali lose her shit over the red canary implications (which I fully support), hop over to her tumblr @alice-apparently and give it a read. It's delightful.
Right. Moving on from the random screenshots. Basic outline of part one of the paranoia board is a section for every episode. Ali is listening to ep7 as I write this and having a great time (not), so there's not much in the ep7 section, except for this:
Thoughts and prayers, love, thoughts and prayers.
And FINALLY, my favourite section.
This is the speculation part, time line puzzle and colour coding reference, but my current favourite is this:
She's trying to reverse-engineer the case coding in tmagp, a noble cause. Godspeed, Ali, bc that is too many numbers for my silly little brain. I only excel at criticising stupid horror protagonists aka Personal Screening:
That's all for now.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk, and to send you all off, one last silly comment from me to you and the universe:
Bye!
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#the magnus archives#red string conspiracy doc#attention ali#first shift#personal screening#alice dyer#sam khalid#gwendolyn bouchard#colin becher#tma jmart#jonmartin#spoilers#tmagp spoilers
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There should be a bracket at the end of the season of the best Alice Dyer quotes. She had at least three good ones just in this one episode!
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SPOILERS FOR TMAGP 6
LIVE REACTION
Alice Dyer has my heart
Sam just consuming coffee. Alice looking out for her ex bf
Yo Alice is either really deep or quoting lion king
Another new hire seems a bit strange
“What happens if we both stay?” “We draw lots and one of you gets eaten at the Xmas party” well, from what we can tell, maybe more assistants would be better to keep around. Just saying.
Sam really does make mlem noises
This dude sounds so cheery. Micheal feels, but more pokey
Yeah, sounds like fears has become desires.
“I enjoy the pain by now.”
“Not a safe place to walk at night. I take some pride in that.”
This dude sounds so fn happy. And it’s so infectious. A+ voicework
He sounds so pissed when the operator simply says he isn’t afraid of needles. So frazzled.
Ooh finding the operator through the phone like a bloodhound.
Sam being somewhat upset that “thats it”.
Alice: “Why, were you enjoying it?” Sam, wayy too quickly: “I wuldn’t go that far.”
Hold on. Did Jonny and Alex see how the fan base started loving TMAG and decide to flip the fears to desires just to punch us in the face? “Here you go, this is the world you live in, you love terror so much that you spend hundreds of hours listening, just like this.”
They all sound so happy to talk to one another when Celia (? Spelling) comes in.
They’re all so cute.
Celia being so confident that she’s fine with spooky stuff… oh, sweet summer child. I can’t wait for you to go insane.
Alice and Sam really seem like they’re going to be the glue that holds all these coworkers together. Whether that becomes another ‘until the end’ situation or not is anyone’s guess.
#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol#the magnus institute#oiar#alice dyer#samama khalid#celia ripley
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more tmagp as textposts and memes yippeee yayyy
celia
needles
lena and alice
what alice posts during work hours
sam and alice
gwen and alice
sam and lena
ink5oul
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp incorrect quotes#tmagp meme#tmagp shitpost#alice dyer#samama khalid#gwen bouchard#lena kelley#ink5oul tmagp#needles tmagp#celia ripley#undescribed#no id
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As anticipated, here are my extensive red string notes from the pilot:
God knows how relevant any of this will turn out to be, but I'm nothing if not a collector of trivial information
Very long text beneath the cut:
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The Magnus Protocol Pilot 10/25/23
Characters (in order of appearance)
Alice Dyer -O.I.A.R. employee -Dated Sam in uni -Jokester -Training Sam -Gets along with Colin
Teddy Vaughn -Retiring from the O.I.A.R. after 4 (?) years -Going into insurance field
Colin Becher -O.I.A.R. IT Manager -Vegetarian 🥬 -On the hook of "his nibs" (boss, male) -Sensitive about FR3-d1 app development, communicates w/politicians, trying for 2 years -Only gets along w/Alice -Knows computers are listening -Jokes about being killed
Lena Kelley -O.I.A.R. Team/Department Manager -Authoritative, follows protocol -Doesn't think Gwen is qualified for management
Gwendolyn Bouchard -O.I.A.R. employee -Backlog of casework -Dislikes Lena, wants her job -Dedicated to detail -Accused of nepotism by Alice -Thinks current job is beneath her -"Not like most people." *static*
Samama Khalid (Sam) -New O.I.A.R. employee -Dated Alice in uni -Wanting to 'get back on his feet' -Familiar with TMI -Didn't know what the Incidents were before hire!!
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Pilot notes con. 10/25/23
Listening Tech - Turns on by itself 💡
Dated computers (O.I.A.R.)
"Manager's speakerphone" (Lena's)
CCTV (O.I.A.R. breakroom?)
Cell phone (Alice's)
*O.I.A.R. formed in 70s? Accor. to Alice*
*Response Department no longer exists*
Still in onboarding paperwork, "Response 121"
Sam ticked this box
Tech Specs
O.S. = Windows NT 4.0 (modified) -Extended support for this O.S. was ended Dec. 31, 2004 IRL -Runs on workstations connected by LAN -Similar GUI to 95; comes w/Internet Explorer
FR3-d1 -Custom research software circa mid-90s -Flags Incidents and creates a database -Can search private/protected sources (email) -Alice claims no one has understood its workings for 15 years -Written in German source code
*1 Year = Average Employee Stay*
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Pilot notes con. 10/25/23
Classification System
Used in FR3-d1's database
Structure: CATXRXXXXX-XXXXXXXX-XXXXXXXX
CATXRX -> From reference table (CAT = Category?)
First four digits -> Main subject of Incident DPHW (?)
Next eight digits -> Date of Incident
Last eight digits -> Current date
Example: CAT2RC1157-12052022-13012024* -First one we hear they file. "1157" is the "DPHW" for "dolls, watching."
*Jan. 13, 2024 is the date of Sam's onboarding/training (after Teddy's going-away party)
*as listed in transcript; in-show, it's quoted as 22102023, or Oct. 22, 2023
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Pilot notes (con.) 10/25/23
FR3-d1's Voice to Text/Text to Speech
Voices (named by Alice, which Gwen dislikes):
Neil = Alex
Chester = Jonny
(those two most common)
Augustus = ?
Neil's Incident
Occurs in "Cyberspace" via the transcript
"I'm so sorry. I should have listened. I just couldn't face the thought of the rest of my life never hearing him again, I had to try." First lines 😢
Email from Harriet Winstead to Darla Winstead, May 12, 2022
Recitations *can* be paused by pressing "space"!
Chester's Incident
Also occurs in "Cyberspace"
Topic: Magnus Institute Ruins.
On forum, user RedCanary, begins April 10, 2022. Explored 4/19-20/22.
Third floor gone. No old papers.
Suspicious, occult (?) graffiti, stains (!)
Took box with strange symbols (same as ones on walls/floors)
4/30/22 Posted image of gore/eyes, possibly of themself. Banned + did not return.
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Pilot notes con. 10/25/23
Early release video Case #: CAT1RA1353-03102023-22102024(listed as 202"3" on Patreon)
Video was posted 10/22/23.
Listed as "Incident" on Patreon.
According to transcript, the O.I.A.R. offices are located in Royal Mint Court.
Johson (sic) Smirke Building
Main building.
5 storeys, Grade 2 listed.
Designed by James Johnson, but constructed between 1807-1812 by Robert Smirke after Johnson died. To be used for mint.
Entrance lodge also built by Smirke, in front of building.
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Pilot - Public Release -TMAGP#001
Changes:
Sam's first incident number - today's date
CAT2RC1157-12052022-13012024 -> CAT2RC1157-12052022-09012024
Voice (first incident)
Neil -> *Norris*
Minor word/date changes in incidents.
Minor line read differences.
Descriptions of Incidents in new transcript:
Norris': CAT1RBC5257-12052022-09012024 Reanimation (Partial) -/- Regret [Email]
Chester's: CAT23RAB2155-10042022-09012024 Transformation (Eyes) -/- Trespass [chat log]
#will add alt text shortly#also keep in mind a lot of this was written back in October - see the last page for recent changes#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#im super stoked to have figured out the royal mint court thing
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Alice: Are you like.. seeing anyone?
Gwen: No, why?
Alice: Idk, I just feel like you could benefit from seeing a therapist or something.
#incorrect tma quotes#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#tma#tmp#alice dyer#jon sims#incorrect quotes#sam khalid#gwendolyn bouchard#gwen bouchard#gwen wants her so bad
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‘sweaty, dangly old man balls’ — alice dyer famous quotes
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