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restlesschilled · 1 month

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ALICE : “The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're interested in him. But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral."

CELIA: “Alice”

ALICE: "Sorry. Do you think you'd have to be on top?"

CELIA: “Alice”

#incorrect magnus protocol quotes #incorrect tmagp quotes #tmagp #tmagp shitpost #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #celia ripley #samama khalid

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thermodynamic-comedian · 2 months

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alice, looking into lena's office: what do you reckon she does all night in there?

gwen: her job, unlike you.

alice: i think she's playing cruelty squad.

gwen: ...

alice: look at the reflection on her glasses.

#that's how gwen finds out she's literally the only person doing her job in the entirety of the oiar #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp incorrect quotes #alice dyer #gwendolyn bouchard #lena kelley

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tmprotocols · 2 months

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Gwen: You're on thin ice

Alice: I'm on the floor

Gwen: It's a metaphor

Alice: It's a carpet

#the magnus archives #alice dyer #gwendolyn bouchard #the magnus protocol #tmp #incorrect quotes #incorrect tma quotes #jon sims #martin blackwood #tma

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crumbly-biscuit-people · 2 months

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dyhard is so silly to me

(didn't know if I should attach it to a repost of the original or do it myself so I did both (I have no clue how this app works) I saw this from a post of @tmprotocols )

#the magnus protocol #tmp fanart #tmp #alice dyer fanart #alice dyer #dont talk to me about gwen #gwendolyn bouchard #dyhard #lowkey though #incorrect quotes

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cade-space · 1 month

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Johnathan Sims: I may be a hater and a gatekeeper, but I'm also gods favorite princess and the most interesting boy in the world.

#cadespace #tma #tmagp #tma podcast #the magnus pod #the magnus institute #the magnus archives #johnathan sims #john martin #shadowheart #baulders gate 3 #baulders gate shadowheart #tma incorrect quotes #the magnus protocol

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cranberrybogmummy · 4 months

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Very incorrect Magnus protocol scene.

Sam: Erm, Alice this error message can’t be real right?

Alice: ‘Error out of human blood’ lol, yeah probably Colin is messing with you.

Didn’t know Colin had it in him.

Colin: Wot? Oh not this bloody thing again! Great! Now I have to deal with it! Go on break, this will take a bit!

Sam: ok I’ll go to the break room.

Alice: Alright, the break room, I bagsy Gwen’s lunch!

Gwen: What!? Not my lunch!

*they all head to the break room*

Colin: *sighs pulls out a pocket knife* I’m gonna do like last time an bleed onto this disc, I hope it’s enough this time ya greedy bastard!

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#tmp #the magnus protocol #shitpost #Alice dyer #samama khalid #colin becher #Gwen Bouchard #incorrect quotes #tmp spoilers

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eve-e-jane · 6 months

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I cannot say “Hellooooooooo!” anymore without thinking of Long Hands McGee. It has ruined me entirely. I’m just a fun gal trying to live a simple life and greet silly people with a silly lil’ greeting but alas- a yellow door appears in my brain EVERY time.

#the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #the magnus institute #incorrect quotes #michael distortion #the spiral #spiral #14 fears #hellooooooooooo archivist!!!!#and I have to be like:#michaellllll~ what are you doing in my rooOOOOooomm?#michaelllllll~ why’d you close the doooOOoor?#and Michael is all like:#HEHE

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drownedbycoffee · 3 months

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No one:

Gertrude to the Fears: I'm Gigi Robinson and the only reason I'm here is because the Desolation killed my cat. And I'm back, so fear me bitch

#i can't get over Gerry calling her Gigi-#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #gertrude robinson #gigi robinson #or is is geegee robinson?#tmagp memes #incorrect quotes

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shippingdissapointment · 3 months

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ive seen like so many posts about how jonny sims doesnt know how to name characters things other than michael but like in les miserable three male characters had first names and two of them were fuckinh jean. one of them was basically john mcjohn and all the other male characters just went by their last names

#jonny sims #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #the magnus pod #les mis incorrect quotes #les mis #les miserables #victor hugo

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stripysockstumb · 8 months

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Incorrect tma quotes BECAUSE I CAN (Jontin addition)

Martin : Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Jon: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Martin : Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Jon: You mean literally or figuratively?

Martin : Honestly, the fact that I have to specify-

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Jon: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Martin: Twelve, actually.

Jon : Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Martin: Yours!

Jon : That's right: no one's.

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Martin : I've already sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Jon: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up....

#tma fandom #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #the magnus protocol #incorrect quotes #screaming crying throwing up #gay men #jonathan sims #martin blackwood

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tang0w0tek · 3 months

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me, wanting to start tmp: 🥺

also me, still on tma s3:

#not an incorrect quote #tma #tmp #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol

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ghoulvics · 5 months

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Martin: Jon you can’t keep getting kidnapped-

Jon: look if i get kidnapped by slaughter i get free pudding-

Martin: *sigh*

#the magnus archives #tma #the magnus protocol #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote

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thermodynamic-comedian · 3 months

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gwendolyn bouchard: really the worst part about finding out my manager is a murderer was finding out that she kind of sucks at being a murderer. like, i can get behind the murder aspect easily, but that's just kind of embarrassing.

#anusia did i get this right? is this basically what happened? /j #she's so unhinged i love her <3 #gwen my beloved. i swear if anything happens to her-#tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #tmagp incorrect quotes #tmagp meme #tmagp shitpost #gwen bouchard #gwendolyn bouchard #tmagp gwen #lena kelley #tmagp lena

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tmprotocols · 2 months

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Alice: Are you like.. seeing anyone?

Gwen: No, why?

Alice: Idk, I just feel like you could benefit from seeing a therapist or something.

#incorrect tma quotes #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tma #tmp #alice dyer #jon sims #incorrect quotes #sam khalid #gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard #gwen wants her so bad

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lechoisi · 3 months

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Le Choisi's very own, Suzanne Barry, could not think of a better way to celebrate the birthday of "The Chosen One", her favorite artist and greatest inspiration Scott Mescudi, than with a short celebrating him. She was introduced to him as Kid Cudi by her cousins who listened to his music while she was growing up. This electronic letter features a private interview done with Suzanne and clips from some of her favorite live performances by the artist over the years.

shot by Mangue Barry

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fulltidalwavecomputer · 4 months

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I found both games recently, so here's my first contribution to the fandom

An incorrect quote that doesn't fully makes sense with the timeline but it fits well enough (magnus protocol spoilers?)

River, to Eugene: Oh yeah. We're a real family.

River, pointing at herself: I'm your cool sister.

River, turning to Charlie who flips her off: Charlie's your uncool sister.

River, gesturing at Boss: Boss is your emotionally distant father.

River: Hayden's the uncle that just got another job. (he works at an animal rescue shelter too now. don't ask how.)

River: And Joan is the family's grumpy old war veteran!

#charlie in underworld #underworld office #cuw #uwo #incorrect quotes #Sean def fits the uncle part more but I like to think Hayden thinks of himself as an uncle to Eugene since he's been a ghost for longer #also I felt bad leaving him out #idk if I should tag with the characters #cw swearing #does flipping the bird count?

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