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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 3 years

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Pairings: None

Word Count: 1,929 Words

Summary: The beginning is always rough introductions, huh?

Warnings: Orphan Mention, Disownment Mention, Death Mention, Fire Mention, Trans Character, Food Mention, Sexism Mention, Broken Bone Mention, let me know if I should tag anything else.

Notes: All credit for Momo, Toru, Mina, Jirou, and Ochako's outfits goes to ohkoh-blog, their redesigns have always been my favorite ones.

Aizawa, We Agreed No More Cats: Chapter 1

3:45 PM

Aizawa has started the group chat

Aizawa has added Aoyama, Hagakure, Shinsou, Tokoyami, Kuroiro, Tsunotori, Monoma, Shiozaki, and Honenuki to the group chat

Aizawa: Alright, kids. The Opening Ceremony is done being held. Since you're staying in the dorms, you need a way to keep in touch with me in case you need things.

Aoyama: I wasn't aware there'd be this many new ✨friends✨ in the dorms!

Tsunotori: Oh yeah, I'm international!

Aoyama: Me too, Madamoiselle!

Tsunotori: International besties!

Aoyama: Why is everyone else here? Surely there can't be this many international students.

Shiozaki: The sisters sent me to the dormitories to allow me quicker access to school grounds since our monastery is quite far away in Fukuoka Prefecture.

Shinsou: I got into high school so my orphanage signed over my rights to AU.

Kuroiro: My parents were paying me to stay in an apartment down in Kamino away from them because I'm apparently a disgrace, but they stopped paying when I got into UA, so I can't pay for my apartment anymore. Nezu forced me to move into the dorms.

Tokoyami: Both sets of my parents are in Sōya Prefecture so my commute would have been awful every morning.

Monoma: My mother is moving back to France now that I'm enrolled.

Honenuki: My parents disowned me when they found out I took the entrance exam. They don't want me to be a hero.

Hagakure: The school insisted I have housing so I don't need to have a job anymore because it could conflict with my hero training.

Aoyama: Why did you have a job, Hagakure?

Hagakure: Because I've been on my own for the last year. My parents died when I was a baby in a car crash so my granny and papa raised me. They both passed on a year ago after a villain accident resulted in a fire that burned our house down while they were sleeping and I was at a friend's house for her birthday, so I had to work and pay for an apartment for the last year.

Aoyama: Hagakure wins the sad backstory contest.

Aizawa: This isn't a contest, no trying to one up each other's sad backstories.

Shinsou: What's your sad backstory, Mr. Aizawa?

Aizawa: Well, my mom died when I was born, my dad got my custody when I was five but sent me back to my Aunt Miya because hated my of quirk. And my Aunt Miya died when I was six and my dad denies I'm his son still. I grew up from 6 to 18 in foster care. I was housed in the UA dorms during my stay here, just as you all are, thus why I'm the teacher assigned to be in this chatroom with you all.

Hagakure: Mr. Aizawa's out here having a sad backstory holding out on us?

Tokoyami: Should we introduce ourselves? We have like three different classes here. I know maybe two people and the teacher.

Aizawa: Yeah, that would be smart.

Aizawa: Shouta, he/him, I'm gay, divorced, depressed

Shinsou: Hitoshi, he/him, I'm gay

Monoma: Seiko, she/they/he, pansexual/genderfluid, if you have a crush on me, you're some kind of gay

Hagakure: Toru, she/her, lesbian

Aoyama: Akemi, she/they, trans mtf/lesbian

Tsunotori: Pony, she/her, lesbian

Shiozaki: Ibara, they/them, asexual/agender/aromantic

Kuroiro: Kageya, she/her, trans mtf/bi

Tokoyami: Fumikage, he/him, trans ftm/bi

Honenuki: Juzo, she/her?, bi

Aizawa: You're not sure.

Honenuki: I just...I think I'm trans? But I don't know, I guess. I can use he/him if you'd feel more comfortable with it.

Aizawa: Honenuki, three other people just told us they're trans, what makes you think I wouldn't use your preferred pronouns just as much as I would with theirs?

Honenuki: All my teachers in the past never listened to me.

Aizawa: Well, I'm not them. And if she/her makes you happy and comfortable, I'm glad to use those pronouns for you.

Honenuki: I'm gonna cry in this classroom.

Kuroiro: Hold on, hold on. I'm coming over there.

Kuroiro: juzocryingandhuggingkageya.jpg

Kuroiro: She's fine.

Aizawa: Ask her if she has a preference in her name change. As a teacher I can change her paperwork if it makes her uncomfortable to have her birthname on her paperwork.

Kuroiro: She says she can't decide. She likes a few names. She says she wants help deciding. She likes Sachi, Kiyomi, and Aika.

Hagakure: I vote for Aika.

Aoyama: I vote for Sachi.

Tokoyami: My vote is for Kiyomi.

Shinsou: Kiyomi

Tsunotori: Sachi!

Shiozaki: Kiyomi!

Monoma: Sachi

Aizawa: So I guess I'm a tie-breaker, huh? I'll go with Kiyomi.

Kuroiro: Ah yes, our girl, Honenuki Kiyomi.

Aizawa: I'll go change her paperwork for her now.

Aoyama: I have quite a number of dresses that aren't my size she can borrow if she wants.

Kuroiro: She said thank you, she'll come by your room after school's over.

Aoyama: I'll await her!

Tokoyami: I'm getting her cute clothing right away. You can't stop me. I have so much clothing I've made that people no longer intend to pay for in order to pick up. I'm giving her cute clothes once I get back to my dorm. What color does she like?

Kuroiro: She said black and orange.

Tokoyami: Yes, I have a lot of black and orange stuff.

Tokoyami is now offline

Aizawa has changed the group chat name to Existence Is A Prison

5:05

Existence Is A Prison

Tokoyami: Me and Aoyama have made five outfits for our best girl, Kiyomi, until we take her out shopping.

Aoyama: kiyomiinanorangedress.jpg

Aoyama: kiyomiinadifferentorangedress.jpg

Aoyama: kiyomiinblackjeansandorangecrophoodie.jpg

Aoyama: kiyomiinablackskaterdressandorangecorset.jpg

Aoyama: kiyomiinanorangeskirtandblacktop.jpg

Hagakure: She looks so nervous.

Honenuki: That's because I am.

Monoma: You're beautiful, Kiyo.

Honenuki: Thank you, Seiko.

Monona: No problem, gorgeous.

8:00 PM

Existence Is A Prison

Aizawa: I made dinner by the way, you kids need to come down and eat with me. You need your strength for your training.

Tokoyami: What's dinner, Mr. Aizawa?

Aizawa: Donburi with choice of topping. Yes, I went overboard toppings. No, I don't take criticism. It's your first dinner at UA. The leftovers will be forced upon the other teachers unless someone wants to keep them.

Shiozaki: Which toppings, Mr. Aizawa?

Aizawa: All of them. Yes, this includes three vegetable options for you and Hagakure, Shiozaki.

Shiozaki: Much appreciated, Mr. Aizawa!

Tokoyami: He bought tuna. I repeat, he made tuna.

Shinsou: I love Mr. Aizawa.

Hagakure: I've only had Mr. Aizawa a day but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this chat and then myself.

Aizawa: No killing, more eating, kids, you need your strength.

7:50 AM

Existence Is A Prison

Hagakure: God, why are the gnats blocking the gates? I can't even get through, they keep knocking me around. And, now that they know I exist because I told them off for pushing me, they're asking me questions!

Shinsou: I'll be out there in a sec, hold on, Toru.

Aizawa: Shinsou how exactly do you plan to get through that crowd?

Shinsou: Nothing illegal.

Hagakure: shinsouhelping.vid

Video Transcript

[Shinsou is seen pushing through a ring of news reporters to get to Toru to get her away from them while they keep asking her questions]

Are you hero course? -Unknown

[barking] -Shinsou

[phone shaking and laughter] - Hagakure

Oh my! -Unknown

Now get out of my way. -Shinsou

[reporters let Shinsou get Hagakure through the UA barrier and the video cuts on a look back at the gates still being swarmed by reporters.]

Transcript End

Aizawa: Oh my god, you barked at reporters.

Shinsou: See? Nothing illegal.

Aizawa: No, but I wish I thought about doing that sooner.

Aizawa: Smart thinking, kid.

Hagakure: Shinsou's my new bestie.

Shinsou: Yeah, Toru even had to go visible so people would see her and stop hitting into her.

Aizawa: Wait, you can be visible and you never told anyone?

Hagakure: Well, I can't control it well. Once I first turned invisible, I liked it because people used to make fun of how I look, but they never made fun of me if they couldn't see me, so I just stayed invisible so much it feels like that's my normal skin now but I can turn myself visible, Mr. Aizawa.

Aizawa: Okay, I need to take up some questions with your hero costume right now before class. Bring your breakfast to the classroom if you're getting it from Lunch Rush. I feel we need immediate changes to your costume.

Aizawa: I'd also like you to know that you can be visible in class 1-A because if anyone and I mean ANYONE, makes fun of you will get immediate suspension and detention. The Hero Course isn't a place for harassment.

Aizawa: While we're at it, I'll call the other girls and ask them aside and personally talk about if they'd like immediate changes to be made for them for the training later today.

Hagakure: Thanks, Mr. Aizawa, I just thought it'd be better not to bring it up since I thought the designers would know best.

Aizawa: Toru, this is your outfit, not theirs. From the concept, to the making of it, to the finished product. This is something you get full creative decision with and I won't have this company making my female students purposefully sexualize themselves and even putting themselves in danger with their outfits not being practical on my watch.

9:45 AM

Existence Is A Prison

Aizawa: All the girls officially have new costume designs. The new costumes will be personally worked on by the companies that make mine and Present Mic's costumes as they're the two most qualified and least sexist companies.

Shinsou: Toru, what does your concept look like?

Hagakure: newcostumedesign.jpg

Hagakure: Yaoyorozu is making her outfit from her hair like Lemillion did so she can now make things through her clothes and doesn't need to expose herself. Ashido's getting rid of that stupid fur and getting gauntlets for more control of her acid. Uraraka no longer has a skin-tight suit and is upgrading to rocket boots. Asui is happy with her bodysuit since she actually needs skin-tight things to move about easier, but she's getting a layer of padding and armor on top of it and more utility from it. It's also being made from her hair because she can actually camouflage herself and it would be easier. Jirou is getting amps and pitch shifters plus better boots.

Hagakure: I have single-handedly made the UA hero girls' outfits more practical and useful. I'm kind of proud.

Aizawa: I'm proud.

Hagakure: I'll need time to properly control my quirk, though. I'll probably go invisible without knowing it since I'm so used to it.

Aizawa: That's fine, take as long as you need. I think we need to hold a quirk regulatory class session, anyway. Especially since Midoriya is so insistent on breaking himself.

Aoyama: I heard him say something about his quirk coming in at the exam to Bakugou, Mr. Aizawa. It seems he's a very late bloomer in terms of quirk.

Aizawa: I'm going to keep him after school today and get some proper quirk training. His broken bones is likely because his quirk is full-strength but his body isn't ready for full-strength yet. I'll also speak to him before the training exercise today in case.

Hagakure: Please don't single him out. At least keep me after with him.

Tokoyami: Me as well.

Shinsou: Can I stay with you while I exercise?

Aizawa: Of course.

Aizawa: In fact, join us in quirk training as well. I know your quirk is quite strong, I'd love to train it to be stronger.

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zuffer-weird-girl · 3 years

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Interruption (modern au)

The school of U.A was one of the most popular and importants around Japan and the area. You and a few other teachers were considered lucky to work as teachers there and some even envy you all for the payment.

Well... you and your coworker Aizawa could say other wise.... Toshinori, Mic and the others could sure be happy but the job was draining. And now with this pandemic thing going on it seemed that online classes were more exhausting then the normal ones... the hell?

'At least you dont have to get out of the house' you commented once on a teachers reunion and some answered you by laughter, others by whines and Aizawa only sipping his slcoffe while petting his cat as Eri gave all of you a cheerful greeting.

"Eh?!?!?!? So is not 160 the answer?!" You heard Denki Kaminari voice at your computer as you giggled at the bunch of laughter on the zoom chat.

"By my calculations is seems like the answer is 90, right (L/n)-sensei?" You nodded at your camera at seing and hearing Momo as you clicked on some things and showing the online board.

"You guys can see the results and the solving of the problem here. Any questions? Kaminari?"

"Oh shit it was that simple?" You snorted as some of the bakusquad as they named themselves laughed.

"Fucking stupid who cant solve a problem."

"Bakugou..." you scolded softly before you saw it Midoriya's hand raised "Yes Midoriya?"

"(Y/n)-sensei there is a problem of anatomy that I wanted to discuss with you!"

"Oh, of cour-!"

"No one cares DEKU!"

"Bakugou!" You scolded again and sighed, supporting your head on your hands as you tried to control your laughter... Those kids never failed to amuse or to entertain you.

You heard the door cracking open and you turned your head to the apartment door to see your boyfriend coming from work with a exausted face. Tossing his jacket aside as he called your name softly.

You mouthed a sorry to your students while pressing the mute and turning off the camera... well, that's was what you wanted to do at least.

"Hey." You spike softly as he only scotted to you, wrapping his bandages arms on your waist and making himself at home in your arms as you giggled softly, combing his dyed hair on your fingers as he rested his face on the crook of your neck.

You took the chance of grabbing your computer and your notebook with your pens, placing the laptop on top of you and your tired boyfriend as he breathed in and out on you, ocassionaly tightening his hold on you.

"Sorry guys, I will have to continue the class without the camera but moving on-" you heard giggles and snickers from many of your students but you simple brushed off as then messing ok his phones instead of paying attention to classes... you could only scold them softly with a joke or two but hey, is not like you can do what you usually did on classes.

The class moved on, you answering questions and praising everyone for their hard work as the male on top of you smuggled his face every once in a while on you, coincidentally the giggles getting just after that.

"Well usually we would have ten minutes left, but since I know all of you are exausted I will let you all have a break." You said while writing on your notebook some annotations as some students cheered.

"You're the best (L/n)-sensei!" You shaked your head with a smile at Kirishima's words, glad at least that your voice wasn't mumbled by your boyfriend's hair.

"Thank you thank you. Any more questions? I will be solving them." You hummed at seing Shoto's hand raised, Todoroki wasn't much of a talker yet his relationship with you was particularly interesting and like he was even a little brother to you as well. "Yes Todoroki-kun?"

"First, thank you for the class (Y/n)-san." You snorted, your only student who called you that "And second, Touya. Mom, Natsuo and Fuyumi send a hi and asked if things were okay for both of you."

Your eyes widened as one turquoise eye cracked open lazily, staring directly at the camera before you bursted in embarrased laughter along with your students, poor Shouto not understand why everyone was laughing that much.

"So you catched us huh?" You giggled as Touya sighed, closing his eyes once again and answering a few of questions including of his little brother.

"Oh gosh." You spoke after seing the time writen on your laptop "I took the break of all of you, I'm so sorry kids."

"Don't worry (L/n)-sensei!" Urakaka spoke on the mic as the others agreed to her words.

"You with Todoroki-kun's older brother is just so cuteeeee!!! I ship it!" Mina made a signal of heart with her hands on her camera as you giggled, your boyfriend shaking from the movement of your chest.

"Right right, thank you guys. Now I will leave the class to Aizawa before he rips my head out." They all whined as Touya tsked on your neck at they behaviour.

"Mom also asked if we could visit on this weekend." You snorted as the other students laughed at Shouto's words before Touya just raised his hand to give a thumbs up before plopping down to your waist. "He said yes."

"Okay now, dont forget to do your homework and study for the online text tommorow, I'm looking at noth of you Mina and Kaminari." They all made a salute out of joke as you rolled your eyes and wished them a good day before finishing your class.

You looked at your boyfriend, whose was still face deep buried on your neck a syou chuckled.

"Come on! It was kinda of funny!" You yelped at the pinch you received on your thigh before softening your gaze and playing with his hair, his natural color slowly growing and coming back.

"Is everything okay? You want to talk about it?" You felt him shake his head as a no on your neck before breathing in and tightening his hold on you.

"Shitty day doll..." he mumbled before you kissed his head as you cooed over your boyfriend.

"Its okay baby, take a nap, my job is over for today so..." you layed with his hair as he hummed, body relaxing and slowly giving onto slumber.

You soon received both messages of Natsuo and Fuyumi on the group chat you were added some months ago. The only member being the todoroki siblings, you and Rei.

Natsuo:

Party rock onto Touya's house tonight!😝🎵🎶

Fuyumi:

Thanks for accepting us in your apartment (Y/n)-chan!

Natsuo:

Yeah! Thanks a lot... but can you do us ust a favor? Send a pic of that sleepy head to us will you?😂👌 we saw through Shouto screen right when you ended the classes and we couldn't get it!

You snorted, clicking on the app of camera and snapping one or three pics of him sleeping on your chest as you sended only two, the most precious one where you got him smilling on your neck you decided to make as a wallpaper.

Natsuo:

Doesn't even look like the old man he is 😂😂😂🤣🤣

Fuyumi:

💕💓😚

Rei:

Thank you for taking care of him (Y/n), my son looks so peaceful on your arms sweety 😊🙏

Shouto:

Classes are over.

Natsuo:

ALREADY?!😱

Shouto:

Yes. I was just going to ask if (Y/n)-san would like to taste cold soba. Do you, (Y/n)-san?

"Look at what you got yourself into.." you yelped softly at the vibrations of his voice on your neck before carresing his cheek.

"I thought you were sleeping?"

"I have ears, the flash also bothered my eyes doll." He mumbled as you deadpanned.

Shit...

#dabi x reader #touya todoroki x reader #bnha villains #bnha characters #bnha x reader #bnha villains x reader #dabi #touya todoroki #todoroki touya #zuffer writings

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bnhaficsforthesoul · 4 years

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BNHA College Au - Aizawa

Major: Psychology

Minor: History

Sports: Nope

Clubs: Nope x2

So shouta fully intends to become a teacher, he’s had a rough upbringing and cause of that he wants to help kids in any way he can

This is one of the reasons he chose to major in psych, other than the topic being very interesting he wants to have a good understanding on psychology so that he can be as helpful as possible

He’s planning on becoming a high school teacher cause he feels like that’s the age group he would work best with and also he could help the most there

He works at a local high school too as a tutor, decided he might as well get some experience in and tutors students (mostly first years) on whatever he can help with, he’ll go there on days he doesn’t have any classes

He’s honestly just minoring in history because it’s always interested him, he finds learning how everything has developed over time into today interesting

Him and nemuri definitely have nerdy conversations about history, even though she’s more interested in the art aspect of it, they still talk about it all the time while hizashi and oboro are usually just stuck there listening to them ramble

Anyways, back to him working at a high school, you also work there

You’ve obviously seen shouta multiple times and knew he was from your college, but you didn’t really bother trying to talk to him at first because you just needed to focus on your job

However, one day when shouta was helping a kid on his math homework, they came upon a problem that neither of them knew how to solve, and seeing you in the room the kid called you over to ask if you could help

Cue lowkey blushy shouta because you instantly ran right over and tried helping the kid with a smile, and you had this cute concentrated look on your face as you read over the problem a couple times

Eventually the problem was solved, and the kid had to go leaving you and shouta alone

You didn’t want to be rude and just walk away, and there was no one else needing your help right now so you sat down next to him and started talking to him

It was kinda awkward, you were very much carrying this conversation

“You go to UA right? What’s your major?” its a simple question that has the poor man almost panicking, but he muttered out a “Psychology.”

He’s got the kind of voice that makes him sound like he’s just not interested, but you can tell from the look on his face that he’s flustered, but it doesn’t seem like he wants you to leave

So you keep talking, mainly about your majors and career paths, but you don’t mind - it’s fun talking to the shy boy

Eventually it’s time to leave though, and you have plans elsewhere, so you go your separate ways

But now when you two are working at the same times, neither of you are so hesitant to talk to each other, and any time you have a break you spend it chatting about anything and everything

Of course, being the best friend that he is, hizashi found out about ‘the cute person at work’ that shouta’s been talking to (since after a couple days you finally exchanged numbers and suddenly your conversations weren’t limited to only being at work)

Hizashi is practically begging shouta to ask you out, literally on his hands and knees like “shOUTA PLEASSE YOU GOTTA DO IT!!!! JUST ONE DATE!!” he just wants his friend to be happy and not limited to only hanging out with him oboro and nemuri

But shouta’s too scared to, no matter how cute and nice you are he’s too worried that you’ll say no and he doesn’t wanna ruin the friendship you two have formed

So what does hizashi do? He asks you out for shouta (which almost gets him strangled when shouta finds out)

He took shouta’s phone while he went to shower, and of course he knows the password, so he just opened it up and texted you “hey, can I take you out for coffee tomorrow?”

He gets so excited when you say yes lmao and gives you all the details, then shouta walks back in and is like “the fuck are you doing?” and hizashi gets this huge grin on his face and responds “I got you a date~”

Hizashi barely even saw shouta move before suddenly the phone was ripped out of his hands so that shouta could frantically look to see just what his friend did, and the glare he sends hizashi has him almost regretting everything

Shouta debates telling you his friend sent those texts, but he sees how excitedly you said yes and decides he might as well see how this goes

He wakes up so early the next day lol he’s nervous, and he spends a good hour fixing his appearance, like he considers shaving and putting his hair up but he doesn’t want to look like he’s trying too hard at the same time, so he eventually decides on just wearing nice black jeans and a black long sleeve - going “it’s not even an actual date, it’s just coffee, it’s not that serious”

A couple hours later, shouta’s waiting in the cafe, sitting at a little table waiting for you since he got there a little early. He’s just texting hizashi, who’s offering shouta a bunch of encouragement since he knows he’s nervous, and eventually you walked in, immediately spotting shouta in the corner and going over to him

He’s so cute he sees that you dressed nicely for this too and he tries to be cool when he goes “you look nice” but the blush on his face betrays him, not that you mind, and the blush deepens when you compliment him back

He buys you your coffee, and you sit in your little corner of the cafe - just talking. Even though you guys basically do this all the time at work, now it feels more personal, and it has you both talking about your lives more. Nothing too specific, just funny stories and about your interests other than work or school related things

Once youre both done with your coffee, or when you both notice that you’ve finished it since you were so deep in conversation, he offers to walk you back to your dorm - he doesn’t want to keep you for too long

You let him, but once you get to your dorm, you tell him “I had fun, I hope we can do it again sometime” to which he can’t help but get excited for - you wanna go out with him again! Yay!

After that, it was a bit easier for him to ask you on dates, and you still saw each other at work constantly, and so you guys grew even closer pretty quick

You went on maybe 4 or 5 more casual dates before finally, after work one day, he gathered up all his courage and asked you out officially

“Hey, y/n, would you - would you go out with me? For real?”

Baby looks so hopeful behind that generic bored stare of his, and of course youre ecstatic! You’ve had a small crush on him basically since day one, and now he’s actually asking you out! So of course you agreed, letting out an excited “of course I will!”

Okay so his friends adore you, they love seeing shouta so happy with you

You two just sit around in your dorms cuddling whenever youre not busy, hizashi acts like it’s gross, your roommate probably does too - but no one can deny how cute you are together

Even the high schoolers you tutor, of course they eventually got wind that you two were dating and they all ship it like crazy

Most of your dates consist of small things, like going back to that cafe, or taking a late night walk in the park, he doesn’t like doing anything too grand

Its fun watching as his beard grows out during finals, he’s too busy studying to shave and youre trying to kiss him but he’s all itchy, and he’s just like “Kitten, I’m sorry I promise I’ll shave later” every single day until he finally does, but then again if you like his beard youre probably thriving during this period

During one of those late night walk dates, you guys came upon a small black cat under one of the benches. You barely even saw it with how dark it was, but you saw the glint of its eyes and went to investigate and saw a little kitten

He didn’t have a collar, and you didn’t see what could have looked like a momma cat or anything around, and you didn’t want to just leave the poor thing out there in the cold. So what did you and shouta’s dumb asses do? You adopted it.

Even though cats aren’t allowed in dorms

But that wasn’t about to stop you guys - and you figured it would be better to keep the cat in shouta’s dorm because everyone was already used to hizashi being loud so you could excuse any meowing

Hizashi going “what the fuck guys, you’ve been dating for 4 months and you already have a kid? Smh my head” but he’s also a supportive uncle lmao he loves the kitten too

Oboro loves taking polaroids of you two and now you both have tons of photos of each other/you together in your rooms and its really cute - and also polaroids of your son too of course he’s part of the family

#this is the first of like 19?20 characters im doing 😊#hope you enjoy cause they took 3 days of planning lol #aizawa #aizawa imagine #aizawa x reader #aizawa shouta #aizawa headcanons #bnha #mha

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queenangst · 4 years

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weekly fic roundup #5 (bnha)

weekly fic roundups cover boku no hero academia fanfiction, and generally showcases gen whump fic. for more fic recs, check out my fic rec tag & my weekly fic roundups.

you can check out my AO3 and my works as well if you’re interested.

abstraction by eclipsed_pendulum

gen; 2.4k; 1/1 complete

Midoriya Izuku has always been a learner. As much as he's a learner, so are others. Keep cards close to your chest, cheat, make your opponent think you have a garbage deck.

thoughts: such a fun and interesting AU!

all my down and outs by canlah

gen; 1.2k; 1/1 complete; midoriya & shouji

This is already the longest conversation Midoriya has ever had with Shouji that wasn’t in the middle of a life or death situation, and he has so many questions about his quirk, he’s hardly going to let this opportunity go to waste.

In which Midoriya finds a friend when he least expects it.

thoughts: shouji doesn’t nearly get enough fic & this fic delivers some nice friendship!

Five Times Masaru Hugged His Son and One Time Katsuki Hugged Him by BluePlanetTrash

gen; 2.4k; 1/1 complete; bakugou & masaru

Just like the title says. The five times through life where Masaru hugged Katsuki and the one time that Katsuki hugged his dad.

AKA: There are not enough stories of Katsuki and Masaru and I need it in my life.

thoughts: op is right. i loved the dynamic in this fic!

Truth or Dare by yamadadzawa (liarielle)

gen; 3.9k; 2/2 complete; midoriya & bakugou, class 1-a

Raccoon Eyes slams her palms down on the table. “I’ve got it!” She cries exuberantly, and jabs a finger in Shitty Hair’s face. “Pick dare!” Kirishima looks a bit taken aback by the sudden demand.

“Uh, yeah sure, dare,” he agrees, leaning back in his seat. Ashido grins maniacally and slams her hands down again, but drops her voice. “I dare you to sneak over and get Midori’s journal!” Katsuki feels something twist in his stomach, something buried, forgotten, toxic. “If you bring it over here, he’ll have to come join!”

“Mina, I don’t know if that’s-” Kirishima begins, clearly hesitating as he glances in Deku’s direction.

“You can’t back down from a dare!” Ashido says fiercely. “That’s like, the opposite of manly!” Fuck. Those damn magic words. Katsuki’s not sure why he does it liar, but he turns to face Shitty Hair and grabs the collar of his shirt.

“Don’t,” he growls lowly.

thoughts: oh yeah. this fic is actually interesting because there’s an angst/fluff version of the same prompt, and i enjoyed both takes. it’s got some good stuff!

The Softening by ViolentlyRed

gen; 4.3k; 1/1 complete; aizawa & class 1-a

In the aftermath of the Training Camp, watches as things fall apart.

Or, Class 1-A is not ok, they all move into a building together, and Aizawa is trying his best.

thoughts: ViolentlyRed is quickly becoming an author i’m keeping a major eye on—every work i read is just fantastic. this one really delivers on dadzawa.

Always the Hero by alightintheshadows

gen; 2.7k; 1/1 complete; aizawa & midoriya

Aizawa Shouta has so much to teach his students, but this class helps him understand he still has some learning to do.

Aizawa is always there for his students, but who's there for him?

thoughts: we love to see it. great work.

Burning Lungs by BrightShadow

gen; 2.5k; 1/1 complete; aizawa & class 1-a

Aizawa dreams of running through the forest fire of the summer training camp, trying and failing to reach the students screaming for him always just out of reach. Just around the corner. Waking up is it's own trial. Letting go of the nightmare another.

thoughts: aizawa has just a Rough Time but there’s hurt! there’s comfort! it’s really nice to read.

Until All the Light is Gone by UnFazed

gen; 4.8k; 1/1 complete; all might & shigaraki

Toshinori knows nothing about Tomura Shigaraki. He does not know why he was abandoned, or why the only one to help him was All for One. Jarringly strong contempt rampages through him when he thinks of the people who ignored this boy, so young and so terrified and so very alone.

But that’s wrong, something in his mind says, because you ignored him too.

-Or-

An encounter with All Might leads Shigaraki down the path to becoming All for One’s protégé.

thoughts: mind that this does not have a happy ending, but i found it really interesting. loved the look into shigaraki’s head. it hurt.

broken heart syndrome by aloneintherain

gen; 4.1k; 1/1 complete; aizawa & class 1-a

After visiting Kurogiri—Shirakumo—in prison, the stress catches up to Aizawa and, in the middle of class, he has a heart attack.

Thankfully, Class 1-A is there to make sure he’s okay.

thoughts: yeah i know we’ve all already read it, but it’s good. terrifying, painful, but in the best way.

When Enough is Enough by GriffinRose

gen; 9.9k; 1/1 complete; todoroki & fuyumi, todoroki & aizawa, todoroki & midoriya

Five times Shouto almost tells someone about what his home life is really like, and the one time he finally does.

Featuring: heartfelt conversations with his sister, setting his room on fire, and the smartest teacher Shouto has ever had.

thoughts: aw, man, really enjoyed this one. the character dynamics really jumped out to me, and i like the premise a lot as well.

slowly attached by todorokees

gen; 2.7k; 1/1 complete; aizawa & class 1-a

In which Aizawa refuses to become attached to a set of children, and Class 1-A is an unexpected (and vaguely endearing, though mostly excessively emotional) addition to the ongoing saga of 'Shouta Aizawa Refuses To Get Attached.'

thoughts: [gestures] you know.

the river walked me home by Thealmostrhetoricalquestion

gen; 16.6k; 3/4 ongoing; todoroki & midoriya, todoroki & aizawa, background erasermic

Shouto's life is a deck of precariously stacked cards, and one online article about Endeavour's approach to parenting sends the whole thing tumbling down. Not everyone believes it. Half the public denies it. But even if it turns out there's no truth in the article, the staff at U.A. are under enough fire as it is, and sending Shouto home for the upcoming week-long break is inexcuseable in the eyes of the press.

Not to mention, Aizawa wouldn't stand for it anyway.

Or: Shouto spends a week or two hiding from the world in his teacher's house, where he is introduced to Animal Crossing, the sweetest cat in the world, and the bizarre concept of feeling safe in his own home.

thoughts: op was so sweet, and i really, really enjoyed this fic recently. i think the setup is great and it hits a lot of nice story beats—there’s friendship, care, and all the things that todoroki needs.

something like tough love by pyrrhicwildfire

Bakugou Katsuki was known as a genius through all the years of his life; from when he was in preschool, bright-eyed and hopeful, up until he became one of UA's most formidable students.

Bakugou Mitsuki knew him before all of this.

thoughts: i love bakugou mitsuki and i loved this. enough said.

One Thing After Another by DrAphra

multi; 13.4k; 1/1 complete; dabi &/ miruko

Miruko was in the middle of a fight when she got the call that Hawks and Endeavor were in danger.

She leaves the fight, never knowing that she'd been hit with a time loop quirk - not realizing that she would pass it on to the next person she touched. It's something she finds out the hard way, when she kicks Dabi in the face... and then finds herself facing him again. And again. And again.

In between time loops, the heroine and villain reluctantly get to know each other.

thoughts: okay this fic convinced me that i need more of miruko & dabi. note this is tagged ship, but i found it really minor, and the two of them together are just so much fun. we got a little bit of everything, humor, and just a mess on fire with these two and i enjoyed this fic - not a pairing you’d think of off the bat, but give them a chance!

#you might notice there are a couple fics NOT on here #saving them for next weeks recs ok?#bnha #bnha fanfic #bnha fic rec #fic rec #weekly fic roundup #its here!!!! its finally here!!!! i know i am sorry #long post #fic roundup

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meliora

fandom: bnha pairing: kacchako; bakugou katsuki x uraraka ochako word count: 6.8k warnings: graphic descriptions of violence, suggestive content synopsis: bakugou is a walking trouble magnet, aizawa tries to keep him alive, and uraraka just wants to do her job – or, where it takes a while for bakugou to warm up to the idea of a partner notes: written for day 6 of kacchako week 2020, with the prompt ‘spy/secret agent au.’ there is a very loose plot but it’s mostly just a peek into the adventures of walking disaster bakugou and his level-headed partner uraraka. headers for each part indicate [mission number _ local military time _ location] ao3: [link]

meliora (n.) - Latin, becoming better, improving

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[0000 _ 1734 _ Undisclosed]

“Absolutely fucking not.”

Aizawa sighs, rolling his eyes. “You act like you have any say in this, problem child.”

“Like hell I don’t.” Bakugou scowls, ignoring the indignant glare boring into the side of his head. “I’m not gonna waste my time babysitting some shitty extra, especially not one that looks like some fuckin’ cat lady.”

Anger flares behind big brown eyes, but the woman in front of him just purses her lips. She’s dressed like a kindergarten teacher or a librarian, in an atrocious mustard cardigan with a shapeless sack of a dress underneath. With those chubby cheeks, she looks about as threatening as a guinea pig.

It matches what little he’s gleaned about her, just from his quick once-over. She’s probably the prudish type, a consummate stickler for the rules, and altogether too soft to be an agent – let alone partner to someone with his experience.

“Actually, it’s the other way around,” Aizawa drawls. “She’s the one babysitting you.”

Bakugou stills, taking a second to process that. “The fuck is that supposed to mean?!”

“You have some of the lowest scores in stealth training amongst the entire agency.” That makes him scowl, the back of his neck turning hot. “The director thought you could benefit from a little… pragmatism, in the form of a partner.”

“Hah?” Bakugou bristles, and from the corner of his eye, he can see the woman hide a tiny laugh. “You implying I can’t do undercover shit?”

“You’re the walking equivalent of a grenade,” is the flat response. The dark-haired man pins Bakugou with a narrow-eyed stare, one that has his shoulders hunching a little. “You’re a good agent, Bakugou, but sooner or later your luck is going to run out. You need someone to watch your back.”

“What, and this bitch is gonna do that?” The blonde scoffs. “Fuck no; get me Shitty Hair, or that stupid nerd Deku - least they can carry their weight.”

That gains him a reaction from the woman, but he returns her sharp scowl with a sneer of his own. Aizawa just raises an unimpressed eyebrow, and says firmly, “Again – you don’t have a choice.”

Bakugou recognizes the hint of sterness in the older man’s tone, the admonishment lingering in every word, and grits his teeth. He knows a lost cause when he sees one.

“Tch, we’ll see how long she lasts,” he seethes, and stalks towards the door. He makes a point to push past the round-faced extra, knocking into her roughly with his shoulder, but all he gets is a slight shift of her foot and another pointed look. He yanks the door open roughly, and is halfway down the corridor when he hears a voice calling out to him, clear and bright.

“I look forward to working with you, Bakugou!” she says, all sweet and polite and shit, and he flips her off from over his shoulder, not bothering to look back.

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[0001 _ 1715 _ Tokyo]

They agree to meet up two blocks away from the nightclub owned by their informant, and he almost wants to facepalm when she hurries down the block towards him.

“Sorry!” she pants, bending over to catch her breath. “My taxi got stuck in traffic, so I ran the last few blocks and –”

He tunes her out, scanning her outfit with contempt. She’s in some flouncy pink dress and white strappy sandals, looking more like someone going picnicking rather than clubbing, and he’s already so done with this bullshit.

“God, fuck this,” he snarls, turning on his heel and stalking towards the club.

“H-hey! Wait for me –!” He hears the flat of her sandals against the pavement, but doesn’t bother to even look at her when she catches up, trying to match his longer strides. “Bakugou-kun —”

“If you can’t keep up, go the fuck home, Round Face,” he spits out, ignoring her outraged squeak at her new nickname. “This bastard is already a pain in my fuckin’ ass to deal with, and I don’t need some dumb extra dragging me down.”

She mumbles something under her breath, probably complaining to Aizawa via the comm-link disguised as her earrings. Bakugou just rolls his eyes; she’s just one of the many brain-dead fuckwads the academy spits out, soft and stupid and useless. Round Face will inevitably fuck up – they always do – and he’ll be back to working solo in no time.

Thankfully, she keeps quiet as they skirt around the back of the club coming up to a side entrance. Bakugou bangs his fist on the painted metal door, giving only a low grunt in greeting to the bouncer who ushers them inside.

He can't help but scoff when he sees the way the other man’s eyes widen at the sight of his partner. Dressed the way she is, the idiot is just asking for it, and Bakugou is just enough of an asshole to let her deal with any wandering hands on her own.

He leads the way to the bastard’s office – as always, there’s a thick layer of smoke in the air, obscuring the gaudy décor with a hazy cloud. Round Face scrunches her nose as she follows after him, slipping a smile onto her face.

“Bakugou.” Behind the huge desk in the room, Goro is smoking some thick-ass cigar, trying to pull off some kind of Western mafia look that just makes him seem all the more idiotic. Beady little eyes slide over to Round Face in disinterest, before doing a double take. “Oh? You’ve brought a friend with you?”

Bakugou opens his mouth to vehemently deny any association with the woman next to him, but he’s cut off by Round Face stepping forward.

“Yoshino,” she simpers, batting her eyelashes and throwing her shoulders back in a way that pushes her tits out, straining against her dress. His skin crawls as Goro’s eyes drop to her chest with a leer, but all Round Face does is smile prettily. “Just making sure Bakugou-kun doesn’t ruffle any feathers; I know how difficult he can be.”

“O-oh, he’s no problem at all, ma’am.” The bastard actually stutters when Round Face tucks a stray lock of hair behind her ear, and looks like he’s about to cream himself right then and there.

Ma’am? Bakugou blinks, eyes darting between the two of them in confusion and slowly building rage. What the actual fuck?

“I just wanted to come and thank you for being so cooperative with us for all these months,” she says sweetly, as if she’s been the one dragging her ass to this shitty club every week, for the past fucking year. “I know it isn’t much, but I hope you know that we – that I really appreciate all that you do.”

Goro starts tripping over his words, red-faced as he starts sputtering out details that Bakugou instinctively commits to memory. When the bastard starts pawing through his drawers, Round Face takes the opportunity to glance over her shoulder with a pointed, tiny smirk.

Every expletive on the tip of his tongue is swallowed back when Bakugou realizes what she’s doing; they all come back in full force when Goro pulls out a thick envelope of photographs. Bakugou recognizes the information - he's been trying to wheedle them from the bastard for weeks now - and all he can do is grit his teeth as Goro just hands the package over to Round Face, grinning like a loon.

For once, the meetup is short and relatively painless – discounting the gag-worthy sight of the bastard escorting his new partner to the back door on his arm, blushing like some kind of schoolgirl. When the door closes behind them with a sharp snap, she shudders with a grimace.

“God, he’s vile,” she mutters. Bakugou makes a vague sound of agreement, steering them out of the alley and back to their meeting point, before rounding on her with a scowl.

“What the fuck was that?”

She just raises an eyebrow at him, something satisfied lurking behind her eyes. “Aizawa mentioned that Goro wasn’t cooperating with you, so he asked me to try something different.”

Bakugou wrinkles his nose. “So you decided to push your tits into that fuckwad’s face?”

“What? I didn’t push my – ” Her face turns pink as her voice lowers to a furious whisper. “ – my tits, anywhere! This dress doesn’t even show any cleavage!”

“Right,” he scoffs, ripping open the envelope and thumbing through the photos inside. “Next you’ll be tellin’ me you picked that shitty outfit on purpose.”

“Well, of course I did.” He stops, looking up at her. “Didn’t you read the file?”

“What file?”

“Goro’s file? The one where it clearly says he has a fetish for cute, innocent girls?” He thinks back, vaguely remembering something like that when he’d skimmed the bastard’s dossier months ago. It obviously didn’t apply to him, so he’d forgotten about it.

“Huh.” He eyes her speculatively for a moment, before stuffing the envelope into his suit jacket. “Guess you’re not entirely useless, Round Face.”

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[0008 _ 0036 _ Quebec]

“I have a clear shot.” Round Face’s voice crackles in his ear, all static. Bakugou has to hide his wince behind his champagne flute, hand tightening on the glass.

“Yeah, fuck no.” With the amount of schmoozing he’s had to do, he’s not in a charitable mood, especially with the way his shoes are pinching his toes. He’s itching for a little action – it’d be the only way to make all this bullshit even remotely redeemable. “I’m the one who’s gonna kill him.”

“He’s literally right by the window.” The frustrated note in Round Face’s voice is obvious, even through the comm-link. “It’s the perfect set up – ”

“I don’t fuckin’ care, he’s mine.”

There’s a low murmur, something that sounds like a French curse, before she speaks again. “I have been sitting here freezing my ass off for the past two hours,” she hisses. “It’s the middle of the winter, in Canada. It’s snowing. Can I please take the shot?”

Bakugou just smirks to himself. Times like this almost make the hassle of having a partner worthwhile, if only to make Round Face's life as miserable as fucking possible.

“Not. Fucking. Happening,” he enunciates, reveling in the faint sound of her teeth chattering. Just for good measure, he switches his empty flute for a new one, savoring the taste of the expensive champagne on his tongue.

“Right,” she mutters flatly. “Well, sorry in advance then.”

Before he can ask what the hell that’s supposed to mean, he hears a muffled crackle. His blood starts to rush in his ears as he realizes what she’s done, screams starting to echo in the air. “You stupid bitch – ”

His partner doesn’t even bother letting him finish. “I'm glad that I finally graduated from useless extra to stupid bitch,” she snarks. He can hear her breath pick up as she starts making her way off of the rooftop. “ 'Least I’m not an asshole with an over-inflated ego.”

He sees red. “You’re fucking dead,” he hisses, and Round Face just snorts in reply. His communicator clicks, signaling that she’s turned the link off from her end, and he grits his teeth in a furious grimace.

As he makes his way out of the gala, he takes a peek into the main ballroom. The target is laid flat on the floor, a bloom of red centered above his heart with eyes staring lifelessly at the ceiling. Their client – the man’s wife – is putting on an award-worthy act, wailing and crying hysterically, but his focus is on the window.

There’s a clean hole in the glass, cracks spider-webbing out from the tiny opening. The kill is as close to textbook as it gets, even with the thickly falling snow and the blustering winter winds, and he huffs.

“Not bad,” he mutters, reluctantly impressed. As he continues on his way, he can feel his respect for her begrudgingly grow a few notches, the faintest spark of curiosity settling in the back of his mind.

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[0017 _ 1542 _ St. Petersburg]

The echo of the shot rings through the room, and it takes Bakugou about 0.8 seconds to realize that he probably should have used the gun with the silencer.

“Fuck.”

As the man slumps behind the deli counter, Round Face whirls on him with wild eyes. “You –!”

“Bratishka?! ” A low voice calls, and both of them wince as a trio of men burst into the room, freezing in horror at the scene.

Within a second, Bakugou grabs Round Face and barrels out of the butcher shop. In the following two seconds, shots ring out behind them, and suddenly they’re running.

“Let go of me – !”

“Just run!” Bakugou yells, slowing his stride so she can keep pace with him. He doesn’t let go, tugging her along as he darts between confused shoppers and ducks into the shadows of a narrowed street.

There’s a roar of unintelligible Russian accompanied by thundering footsteps, coming closer and closer. It takes a moment to find a hidden alcove, tucked behind an entryway, but he pushes Round Face into the dark space with a pounding pulse and the punch-drunk feeling of adrenaline rushing through his blood.

He doesn’t know how long they stand there, waiting in tense silence. He’s pressing himself flat against Round Face, trying to flatten their bodies against the wall, and both of them pant as they listen for the sounds of footsteps.

Above the mechanical hum of a boiler and the muted sounds of the city, the shouts steadily get fainter and fainter. Bakugou exhales slowly, tension draining from him, and then stiffens again as he realizes that their faces are only a few centimeters apart.

They’re standing literally chest to chest, and he’s so close that he can see the flecks of gold and amber in her eyes – he can see the way her lips part ever so slightly as her breath hitches. Staring at her like this, Bakugou feels inexplicably caught in the moment – his brain careening off-course and drifting away, rudderless.

He only has a split second to prepare himself, as Round Face’s wide brown eyes suddenly narrow into slits.

“You idiot!”

The shove to his chest is surprisingly, deceptively strong, pushing him back out into the alleyway. Round Face follows quickly after him, glaring, and he can’t help but think that she looks surprisingly fierce with a scowl on her face.

“The fuck did you just call me?” he snarls, and he’s a little disgruntled to find that she doesn’t even react to his threatening tone.

It took her ballsy shot during that mission in Canada – she gave Aizawa some ‘better to beg forgiveness than ask permission’ bullshit that the man eats up – to unearth the spine of steel hidden below that goody-two shoes act. He doesn’t know whether to be impressed or annoyed by the fact that she’s willing to mouth off to him now.

“You heard what I said,” she pants angrily. “You’re an idiot. A hot-headed, utterly infuriating idiot! You just shot our only lead in this stupid case, in the middle of his own goddamn store!”

Putting it like that makes it sound worse than it really is, and Bakugou scowls. “Did you, or did you not see the goddamn machine gun he had pointed at us?”

She crosses her arms over her chest. “He wasn’t going to shoot us – ”

“Like hell he wasn’t.” He gives her a flat look. “The safety was disengaged. I ain’t dying because of some trigger-happy Russian mobster.”

Round Face falters a little at that, but insists, “You don’t know for sure! And now we won’t know for sure if the intel from Feodor was actually trustworthy!”

“And I already fucking told you, that asshat is a goddamn liar but there’s no way he can fake these kinds of documents,” he said exasperatedly. “You were the one who insisted on following up on a wild goose chase.”

“Well, we’ll never know now, will we?” Round Face snarks back, her chin jutting out stubbornly. “Agency protocol dictates that we are required to investigate – ”

“ – potential leads, assuming a low risk assessment and the probability of additional intel,” he finishes flatly, rolling his eyes. “Don’t quote that garbage to me and use your fuckin’ head, Round Face. Feodor was playin’ us – you seriously think some low-level grunt has any worthwhile information on a Bratva captain?”

There’s a mulish look on her face, one that he’s familiar with by now. Round Face hates being proved wrong just as much as he does, and just purses her lips as she concedes his point with a quiet grumble.

“Whatever.” The pout on her face makes her look like an angry, temperamental puppy, and for some reason, he can’t help but find it kind of cute.

Only a little.

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[0024 _ 2229 _ Sydney]

“He’s here,” Round Face murmurs, hiding her mouth behind a manicured hand. Brown eyes cut to his, before darting over his shoulder. “Seven o’clock. Right behind you.”

He grunts, snaking an arm around her waist until he has a hand placed at the small of her back, tugging her close. She leans into his chest, sighing softly, and from a bystander’s perspective, they probably look like a pair of long-time lovers, whispering in each other’s ears.

“How many guards?”

“Three; two men, one woman,” Round Face says after a beat, looking up at him and letting out a tinkling laugh. Bakugou glances behind him, seeing their target a few meters away, and leans down to tuck his face into her neck. “They’re blocking the door though.”

He rolls his eyes. “So, we go through the window.”

He feels more than hears how Round Face sighs at that. “Do we really have to be so dramatic about it?”

“S’not dramatic if you plan for it,” he grumbles back. “And it means we get out of here faster, so quit complaining.”

“Didn’t you just get a lecture from Aizawa about minimizing property damage?”

“Tch, you should know me by now.” He feels her fingers slipping into his suit jacket, palming the pistol tucked into his shoulder holster. “Don’t fuck it up, Round Face.”

“Please. You should know me by now,” she parrots back smartly. He jerks at the quick pinch at his hip, shooting her a glare.

Unfortunately, after some twenty-odd missions, Bakugou does know her. It’s why he doesn’t even bother watching as she steps smoothly to his right, aims the gun, and shoots their target point blank in the back. Instead, he’s grabbing a chair that’s way heavier than he thought it’d be, and hurling it at one of the old, factory-sash windows in front of them.

The sound of glass shattering covers the sound of the gunshot, and the confused screams give them just enough time to make their escape. Round Face grabs him by the hand, and they take a few loping steps before leaping out of the broken window into a conveniently planted garbage truck. There’s more screaming now, interspersed with shouts, and they both roll out of the garbage bed quickly before darting down the dark street towards the docks.

He shoves his way through people gathered on the sidewalks, feet pounding on the pavement. Round Face is running barefoot, heels abandoned somewhere behind them, and he’s annoyed at the fact that she keeps up with him easily.

“We’ve got company!” A glance over his shoulder reveals two of their target’s guards, sprinting down the street towards them, guns in hand.

“Run faster, Round Face!” he bellows back, his eyes running over the sea of speedboats in the distance. He picks up his pace, adrenaline pumping through his veins as concrete shifts to wood planks beneath his feet.

He trips over a stray mooring line as he jumps into a speedboat, nearly toppling into the water, but Round Face catches him by his belt and yanks him back just in time. He topples into the driver's seat and she climbs in after him, ignoring the spew of profanities spilling from his mouth as he rights himself.

Round Face yanks up her dress for the extra gun tucked on the inside of her thigh. The expanse of skin, milky and smooth in the moonlight, is enticing enough for him to pause in appreciation for a moment – he mentally files the image away for later, before shoving back the clenching feeling in his gut to start hot-wiring the engine.

“Any day now, Bakugou!” she warns, and a quick glance over his shoulder reveals Round Face with two pistols in hand, firing shots over the edge of the boat.

“Calm your tits, I’m tryin’!” He grimaces as he peers at the mess of wires, the darkness making the job twice as difficult, until the loud roar of the engine shakes the entire boat. “Fuck yeah.”

It’s a half-baked job – he can’t tell which wires are rigged for the cooling system, so they’ve got about five minutes before he needs to sit down and hook things up properly – but it's good enough to get them out and buy some time. He slams his foot on the gas pedal, and within a minute, they’re jetting out into the harbor.

Round Face fires off a few final shots at the two figures on the shoreline, before slumping into one of the seats.

“Damn, and those were new too,” she mutters, frowning at her dirty bare feet. She pulls her hair out of its messy updo, shaking the strands free and letting the wind tousle her hair. “Hey, Bakugou?”

“Hah?”

“You owe me a new pair of heels.”

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[0039 _ 0419 _ Sicily]

Bakugou doesn’t know how long it’s been. All he knows is that he’s exhausted, his arms have gone numb from being tied up over his head, and he’s astutely aware that has a very low chance of getting himself out of here alive.

A rough, hacking laugh bubbles from his dry throat, one that is quickly cut short by another punch to his bruised, if not broken, ribs.

“I’m going to ask you one more time.” The gloved hand that grabs his face feels odd against his skin, and Bakugou has to bite back a wince at how the fingers dig into his welling cheek. “Where. Is. The. Drive?”

“Eat shit, fuckface,” he croaks, hoping that Round Face listened to him and got the hell out of dodge like she was supposed to. The backhand that hits him sends black spots dancing in his vision, and he spits out another mouthful of blood. “S’that all you’ve got?”

He hears a low murmur, his head ringing too loudly for him to properly focus on translating the foreign words, but what he does register is the cold press of a knife blade below his chin, tilting his hanging head back until he’s blearily looking into dark, vicious eyes.

“You should pray that your partner has a looser tongue.” Bakugou’s blood runs cold when a sharp smile grows across the man’s face. “It would be a pity to damage such a pretty face.”

He hears a low murmur of voices, and his attention is drawn to the side as a metal door scrapes open. His heart drops to the floor when he sees Round Face bracketed by four men, looking a little roughed up with blood dripping from a cut at her temple.

“Miss Uraraka,” the man says genially, and to Bakugou’s surprise, Round Face flinches in response. “I am delighted to hear that you’ve agreed to cooperate.” The knife at his neck is pulled away, but Bakugou turns his face, trying to catch the brunette's eye.

“Y-you promised to let him go if I gave you the drive.” Her voice is soft, trembling in a way that bellies fear. It’s completely out of character, and suspicion tickles the back of Bakugou's mind as the men take her timidness at face value. “I don’t want any trouble.”

“My dear, I gave you my word.” The cooed words feel slimy and disgusting, but she relaxes a little, her eyes darting over to Bakugou in worry. “He’s alive – well, mostly.”

“How do I know you’ll keep your promise?”

“You asked for no guns, yes?” Round Face keeps her act up, even as the man reaches out to touch her shoulder, caressing it in a gesture of comfort. “As promised – no guns. You do not have to fear me, lovely. I won’t hurt you.”

“Good to know.” Round Face’s posture straightens, her tremulous smile shifting to something darker. “Sorry, but I’m afraid I won’t be able to return the favor.”

Bakugou catches a reflective flash of metal before her hand darts out, burying the blade of a knife into the man’s trachea. The rest of the grunts in the room freeze, stunned as she yanks her arm back in a way that makes blood spray across her dirty tank top before leaping into action.

He’s seen Round Face in a few fights, but those had always been hand-to-hand. It’s the first time he’s seeing her use the trench knives she keeps tucked at her waist, and it feels an awful lot like a revelation.

She’s quick and brutal, alternating between strikes to the face and stomach between sloppy blocks and poorly coordinated attempts to stop her rampage. She uses their numbers to her advantage, separating her assailants until she takes down two, then three more, then another two, before someone manages to grab her wrists from behind.

Bakugou will never admit it, but his breath catches in his throat for just a split second. Then, Round Face taps her foot against the ground, and kicks the blade protruding from the heel of her boot into her attacker’s shin, and dives right back into the fray.

He’s sleep-deprived and starving and still reeling from the effects of the torture, and his head is throbbing to the point where he feels like it might explode. Still, Bakugou has never seen something as beautiful as the sight of his partner carving her way through about a dozen men in nothing more than a ratty top and baggy pants, a pair that he’s pretty sure belongs to him.

It’s over in just a few minutes. Round Face doesn’t even bother wiping down her knives before cutting Bakugou loose, catching him in surprisingly strong arms as he collapses.

“Thought I told you to run,” he huffs, pins running up and down his arms as his blood starts working its way back into the limbs. Through his broken and bloodied nose, Round Face smells like sweat and iron and dirt, panting a little as she lowers them both to the ground.

“Did you really think I’d just leave you to die?” She gives him a scathing look even as she scans him up and down, cataloguing what she can about his injuries. Her touch is gentle as she ghosts over his cheek, worrying her bottom lip as her eyes dart over his face. “C’mon – let’s get out of here.”

If his body wasn’t currently screaming in excruciating pain, Bakugou thinks that he probably would’ve been inclined to say more. If his head wasn’t currently making the world spin like he was on the world’s worst carnival ride, he thinks that he probably would’ve given into the sudden, bizarre urge to kiss her.

Instead, he lets his head rest heavy in the crook of her shoulder as she piggybacks him out of the decrepit warehouse, and absently savors the warmth in his chest that burns, bold and bright.

─── ･｡ﾟ❁ﾟ｡･ ───

[0044 _ 1108 _ Caracas]

He feels the metallic taste of blood explode in his mouth, the sensation jarring as he sneers. His attacker goes down after Bakugou plants his fist directly into the man's throat, the body crumpling, and he curses as he sees another round of goons round the corner.

“Such fuckin’ bullshit,” he grumbles, grabbing the briefcase and bolting. “Where the fuck are you, Round Face?!”

“I’ve been at the rendezvous point for the past ten minutes! Where the hell are you?!” Uraraka’s voice filters through the comms with a low snarl, and there’s a heavy thump that follows. “I just – God, can you not?!”

“The fuck?”

“The creep’s got friends, they followed me!” He curses as he skids past a street vendor, ducking down a side alley. He can see Uraraka ahead, fighting off two assailants with just her fists, and she manages to knock one out only for another to grab her around the neck.

She’s gasping, clawing at the hand squeezing at her throat when Bakugou runs up, smashing the briefcase in his hand into the back of her attacker’s head. The man drops like a rock, and Bakugou doesn’t even waste a moment in grabbing Uraraka by the wrist and yanking her to her feet.

“Hurry the fuck up!”

“You're the one who was late!” she yells, keeping pace as they ran towards the canals.

“Less talking, more running,” he shouts back.

They’re two blocks away from the docks when they’re cut off by three men who lunge at them out of fucking nowhere, knocking both of them off course. Bakugou hits the ground hard, Round Face letting out a quiet curse as she follows, and they both look up to see a bunch of goons quickly approaching.

He counts the heads on instinct – five, ten, fifteen – before a rain of bullets has them scrambling behind a dumpster, taking cover. Bakugou snarls when a glance behind them shows nothing but a dead end, and it’s clear that they were driven into a trap.

“What’s the plan?” Uraraka shouts, and he doesn’t have to look over to know that she’s tense, ready to fight.

Bakugou knows that she lost both her guns in a shoot-out just hours earlier, and that she’s sitting on only a few knives. He has about half of the rounds left in either of his pistols, and unless they land a kill shot on every fucker heading their way, they’re not going to make it out alive.

… there’s an idea.

“Wanna make a bet, Cheeks?”” He tosses one pistol at her, and shoots her a smirk. He peeks around the dumpster, missing the startled look she gives him at the unfamiliar nickname. “Headshots only – the loser has to file all the paperwork for the next five missions alone.”

Brown eyes flicker to the mob converging at the mouth of the alley, and she tosses a grin back at him, sharp and full of teeth.

“Deal,” she bites out. Her hands are already going through the motions of checking the magazine, but he doesn’t miss the determined, fierce look on her face.

“Oh, in case you didn’t know,” she adds casually, the sly glint in her eye making something flutter uncomfortably in his stomach, “I was first in my class in sharpshooting.”

“Put your money where your mouth is,” he retorts. Without missing a beat, he takes aim and plants a bullet square in the forehead of one grunt, just as Uraraka does the same.

─── ･｡ﾟ❁ﾟ｡･ ───

[0052 _ 0351 _ Dubai]

Bakugou sighs, head thumping against the wooden walls of the safehouse. His head is spinning, throat full of cotton – he hasn’t slept in nearly twenty-four hours, and all he wants to do is pass out.

He can’t though. He’s supposed to be watching Uraraka, who’s doing her best impression of a koala with her head resting on his chest. She looks dazed, staring up at him with a funny expression, and he mentally steels himself for another ridiculous fact pulled from the depths of her brain.

Unfortunately, instead of some random space fact or obscure trivia, she blurts out the very last thing he ever expects to hear from her.

“I haven’t had decent sex in months,” she says mournfully. It’s not the worst or the weirdest thing she’s said since getting hit by some weird truth serum, but for some reason, the admission has him shifting uncomfortably in his own skin. He knows himself enough to recognize the stirring feelings of interest, deep in his stomach.

He tells himself that he hates it.

He also knows, deep in his heart, that he really doesn’t.

Bakugou taps the comm-link in his ear, stolen from Uraraka after she’d become all loopy. “You sure there isn’t some antidote for this shit?”

“Positive.” Aizawa’s voice is as flat as ever, but Bakugou can hear the laughter hidden below the words. “It’s only an hour, problem child. You’ve got about half of that left.”

“Fuck me,” he mutters. Right now, thirty minutes sounds like an eternity.

He doesn’t know if he can sit here with Uraraka in his lap for that long without popping a boner, because she fits perfectly against him and he also hasn’t gotten laid in ages. And even though it’s been months since she’d saved him, the urge to kiss her hasn’t entirely gone away.

“Fuck you?” Uraraka looks up at him, cocking her head thoughtfully. “I don’t know. You look constipated all the time – that’s probably not a good thing in bed.”

He feels warmth flood his face, Aizawa’s snickers carry over the comms, loud and clear. “I’m a great fuck,” he snaps back heatedly, anger flaring when she doesn’t look the least bit convinced. “I am!”

“Uh huh.” He watches incredulously as she rolls her eyes, rubbing her face against his shirt. “I’ll believe it when I see it.”

“Just a reminder: fraternization between agents while on the job is heavily discouraged.” Aizawa’s voice drawls in his ear. “Twenty-five minutes, now. Don’t get too comfortable, Bakugou.”

At that moment, he wants nothing more than to hurl himself into the sun. His body, however, doesn’t agree – Uraraka shifts, her hips rubbing against his crotch, and his abdomen involuntarily tightens in anticipation. “Fuck off.”

The words are directed at both his traitorous dick and Aizawa alike, but unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to have an effect on either of them.

He sighs again, glancing down at Uraraka’s peaceful expression, and steadfastly ignores the quickening of his heartbeat as she snuggles deeper into him.

─── ･｡ﾟ❁ﾟ｡･ ───

[0061 _ 2038 _ San Francisco]

When they both hear the faint thump of footsteps headed in their direction, both of them freeze.

There aren’t any exits other than the door they used to sneak in, no places to hide either. The flash drive is already tucked into his jacket pocket, the computer wiped and everything rearranged to look untouched, but there is literally no reason for the two of them to be in a private office, tucked as far away from the party as possible.

He’s already setting his shoulders, reaching for a gun and the heavy marble paperweight on the desk, when Uraraka suddenly grabs his hands.

“I’m sorry,” she breathes, her face red for some reason. He doesn’t know what she’s apologizing for, but then she tosses one arm over her shoulder and shoves his other hand into the deep, open V-neck of her fancy pink gown.

His mind goes blank. Bakugou doesn’t even register Uraraka yanking at his shirt and tie, the buttons going flying. All his brain can focus on is the heavy weight of her bare breast under his palm, smooth and warm and sitting perfectly within his hand.

“Cheeks –?”

She tugs him forward by his belt, foot nudging his calf, and he only really understands what she’s trying to do when she hikes a leg over his hip and kisses him.

This is a bad idea. This is a horrible, monumentally bad idea - because Bakugou has been thinking about this since that time in Italy – but when Uraraka shyly licks at the seam of his lips, all rational thought just flies out of his head.

He lets out a low groan, fingers digging into her hair and stepping closer to deepen the kiss. She lets out a startled squeak, and he takes the opportunity to flick his tongue into her mouth as he starts to knead at her breast, thumb instinctively running across her rapidly hardening nipple.

She tastes like the mojito she drank earlier, mint and lime and rum and sugar. He sucks at her bottom lip, savoring the warm slide of her tongue and the way her fingers are clenching the sides of his shirt – Uraraka is warm and plush and rubbing against him in a way that makes all the blood in his head shoot straight to his dick, and when he grinds into her, it pulls a desperate mewl from her throat.

Bakugou doesn’t know when he backs her up into the desk, but she draws back just long enough to hop onto the polished surface, face flushed and eyes glassy and chest heaving. He has a split second of respite before she pulls him back in, arching her back and pressing her breast into his hand, and she lets out a throaty, loud moan.

Faintly, he registers a man’s voice behind him, stuttering in surprise. “W-what the –?”

Uraraka gasps, shying back suddenly and covering herself with her hands in a show of embarrassment. The action breaks Bakugou out of his lust-filled haze, and he leans close, trying to shield her from prying eyes.

“Oi, what the fuck?!” He glares over his shoulder at a man he recognizes as Giran’s second in command.

The man, Takeru or something, looks embarrassed, but also does a piss-poor job of pretending that he’s not staring.

“Sorry, man,” he says, sounding a little envious as he eyes them, and Bakugou feels his hackles rising at the way the little bastard’s eyes linger on the open expanse of Uraraka’s thigh. “Didn’t mean to ruin the mood, but you ain’t really supposed to be back here.”

“I’m so sorry.” She slides off the desk, head hung in shame, and Bakugou reluctantly pulls himself away so she can readjust the neckline of her dress. “We got a little carried away –”

“Yeah, yeah, we’re leavin’,” he snaps with a growl. “C’mon, Cheeks.”

He grabs her by the wrist and shoves past the bastard. Takeru shouts something as they retreat down the hallway and head back to the party, but Bakugou doesn't give a single fuck about what that extra has to say.

All he can think of is her warm, smooth skin against his hand, the taste of rum and soft, slightly chapped lips.

She pulls herself out of his grip, tucking his arm around the crook of her waist as they make a show of returning from an illicit sexual encounter. They’re both disheveled, Bakugou keeping up the act by letting his hands wander up her sides as he steers them towards the exit, and he lets Uraraka stammer out embarrassed apologies to anyone who happens to cross their path.

He doesn’t bother with any niceties, nor does he care how rude he’s being as he steers Uraraka out into the cold night air and down the street. All he wants is an explanation.

When they’re far enough away, he tugs her into the shadowed entry of a building and doesn’t hesitate to push her up against the cool, rough brick.

“... Bakugou?”

“Shit.” He leans his forehead against the wall, right next to her ear, and Uraraka’s breath catches when he exhales heavily, breath ghosting over her ear. “What the hell was that?”

She shifts a little, clearing her throat. “Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable,” she says primly, and he pulls back with a huff, staring down at her.

“Tch.” His nostrils flare at the sight of her swollen lips, hair mussed and the neckline of her gown lying crooked on either side of her sternum. “You kiss all your partners like that, or am I just special?” he asks, voice low, and her eyes shine, rich and molten in the dim light of the street.

“Just you,” she admits, and there’s a tiny smile tugging at one corner of her mouth.

“I thought you were supposed to keep me in line or somethin’.” There’s a dare lurking behind that liquid gaze, and when she tilts her chin up in an unspoken challenge, he swallows. “Isn’t there some bullshit rule about not makin’ out with your mission partners?”

“While on the job,” she emphasizes, and at that he shuffles in, just a little closer. “And technically... we got the intel, right? So, mission accomplished.”

She winks slyly, and he grins. “Well, I’m not gonna argue with that,” he says, and leans down to catch her lips in another kiss.

Uraraka inhales sharply, throwing her arms over his shoulders, and as she melts into him, Bakugou thinks that having a partner might not be such a bad thing after all.

#kacchako #bakugou katsuki #uraraka ochako #bakuraka #kacchakoweek2020 #by nebbia #spy au #fanfiction

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hey-hamlet · 4 years

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BNHA AU Ideas : Darker Stains

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TL;DR:

Being a villain might run in Izuku's family, but that doesn't mean he needs to be the same type of villain as his dad. After all, the world doesn't need another All for One.

But I could do with another Stain.

AKA: Izuku, stubbornly follows Stain around until the guy warms up to him, all while he slowly poisons his gen ed class against the concept of heroes. Iida is stuck in the middle of all of this and finding himself begrudgingly agreeing with the kid who seems too sweet to be a villain.

Basically, deku is stain's apprentice

Ok less apprentice, more like "kid he cant get rid of"

izuku has afo and is sensei's kid and its kinda been his mission to get stain onside, but he just kinda started staning stain

so he said "love u dad but can i just like, follow this guy" and his dad said "you know what, its good to broaden your villainous horizons" So he makes a deal w stain: the heroes don't have to die, but izuku will take their quirks from them

in this AU izuku can "borrow" a quirk pretty quickly but needs a solid minute of contact to fully take it

izuku goes to ua, hes a gen. ed. student! he's there to get connections/blackmail but he only shows up around 3 days a week because of "family matters" but he’s holding great grades so they haven’t pushed too hard about his attendance. the only quirk izuku is listed as having is minor telekinesis, its all he uses in school but he gets pretty far in the sports festival, all the way to the tournament but has to forfeit his match because he needs to do something

(it was against bakugo. he honestly could have fought it but bakugo would be way angrier not being allowed to fight him so he left a little early)

so bakugo has always been kinda,,, scared of izuku. he lives w his dad, his mum lives in europe or something, bakugo isn't sure (afo told her it'd be safer for her to leave the country because all might vs him would be dangerous. She agreed but asked that he A, look after izuku and B, she be allowed to give her quirk to him as a gift to keep him safe. its izukus favorite quirk) and izuku has always let off a creepy aura. he had a "weak" quirk but did a lot of unexplained things, was too smart etc and his dad was creepy as all hell

bakugo would never admit it, but he was kinda glad he didnt have to fight izuku

Iida doesn’t get the call from his mum until later so he gets his medal and everything.

turns out? tensei was stopped by the hero killers, they don't "kill" people but they do kill heroes, tensei fought, lost and lost his quirk

so everything happens as in canon up till hosu (mirio has ofa) so izuku knows iida a little, was on his team with todoroki (replaced kami, his quirk was great for grabbing headbands). He actually picked iida's team because he wanted to know more about him before they took on ingenium

he wasnt 100% onboard with the removal of ingenium because he wasn't all that bad but he wasn't perfect for stains ideology because he was pretty profit-focused, had no other heroes on team but loads of sidekicks who make lower rates than heroes and give his agency a funding boost and was from a Hero Family so it wasn't super likely he wanted to be a hero just to save people

but he was a nice guy and put his life on the line for people so izuku thought he was pretty ok but stain was sticking to his guns and izuku didn't want the guy dead,,, so he said sure. so, izuku kinda,,, knows iida is going to come after stain. he saw all the people who put in internship forms, he saw where iida put down and put 2 and 2 together. but, thing is? he really likes iida! every time he's met iida the guy has been super nice to him, if a little uptight. during the cavalry battle he even took a hit for izuku he didn’t need to and izuku liked that so he’s trying to steer stain away from where he knows iida is probably going to end up because fuck endeavour and he's in Hosu

(plus izuku wants that sweet sweet fire quirk because he's not allowed to take dabi's)

also: relevant but only just, izuku has a really cutesy villain costume and isn't linked to the hero killer (like, think bunny poncho)

so izuku is wandering around, trying to work out how to lure endeavour into a dark alley and not having much luck because the nomu are L o u d and he ends up getting pushed to the ground and trampled in a person stampede

which he's a little salty about! but, iida, a knight in shining armour, stops his search for the hero killer to help izuku up and ask if hes ok and izuku blushes despite himself because even tho hes trying to steal the number 2 heroes quirk hes a big fan of heroes and iida? pushing all the heroic buttons

so yada yada, stain ends up taking native because endeavour wasnt leaving the crowds and izuku goes over to take the quirk for him and iida shows up

He steps between izuku and stain (assuming stain ment to hurt izuku) and says hes going to get revenge for his brother

and stain just fucking,,, sighs because he can see izuku's blush from here and the kid is all starry eyed over baby ingenium but like, the kid is vengeance-y and that’s not great for a hero, so he thinks the least he can do is rough him up a bit to teach him what a hero should be doing, because he’s trying to make a point more than anything he doesn’t use his quirk yet and tries to explain his point to iida

izuku is sitting off to the side with native and just watching this go down (he,,, may also be stealing native's quirk,, because fuck that guy but thats not the point)

anyway, iida is losing, and pretty badly too because the kid is angry and alone. izuku has finished taking native's quirk, who still hasn’t realized because hes stupid so he hauls iida over his shoulder from where hes a little concussed on the ground and runs off with him, leaving stain to sigh because what has his life come to

izuku talks to iida about stains ideas while patching him up, admitting that he thinks iida's brother was actually a pretty good hero and that stains a little strict. iida cant help but understand stains way of thinking, even though hes mad at himself about it. he tries to ask izuku what he was doing but he just gets shushed

izuku kinda dumps iida on todoroki and runs

(todoroki swears there was something familiar about the rabbit costumed kid)

so, izuku like comes up to iida during school, says he heard ab. stain and that it was really impressive that he did all that yadda yadda, and then leaves, 20 minutes later todoroki sees iida trying to flex his arms and grimacing. iida admits his arms are a little sore but its nbd

during hero training iida collapses a little and ochako runs over, hes trying not to scream because his arms hurt so bad.

he heads to recovery girl and hes? ok? but now also got engines where his brother did? and todoroki and ochako are so lost. todoroki turns to iida and says "i know this is off topic, but didnt your involvement with stain get suppressed from the media?" and iida freezes

iida trying to find this gen ed student but he doesnt really remember izukus name. hes just "green boy w minor telekinesis who knew too much"

i want izuku ducking behind his bestie shinso to hide from the big bad hero student. shinso is ready to throw down for izuku honestly. izuku confided in shinso ab. his villainous quirk and shinso is honestly shaping up to be his righthand man. together they'll show the world what heroes should really be, by tearing the system to shreds

iida is trying to find "green boy". short skinny green boy who hides behind his tall angry friend and is only on campus like, half the week.

needless to say iida is having some trouble

so iida, honestly losing faith in heroics (in this au, todoroki told iida about the quirk marriage) goes looking for stain

iida: “where is izuku”

everyone in gen ed: 💪🏽👁👄👁👊🏽

iida, now in tears: “what are you say i ng”

basically in this au izuku has managed to poison the gen ed. kids against heroics. some of them cant stand their teachers anymore, none of them want to transfer, they fake gag when they see the heroics students and some of them have even dropped out but no one suspects izuku because the kid loves heroes!!!

mic is his homeroom teacher

ooooOOOH TRAITOR MIC TOO

so mic is also the traitor

but hes like,, stupidly in love with aizawa and izuku kinda loves eraserhead so izuku makes his dad promise to not hurt 1a/aizawa so in this au? aizawa doesn't get smashed by the nomu. aizawa was trapped by stains quirk so the guy has tr a u m a but he's not in pain. afo is honestly trying to kill allmight but izuku likes all might so they fight about it but like, a soft fight? and it's disturbing even shigiraki because you should not be lightly bickering over the life of a man

shigaraki s in the corner tears in his eyes because izuku just gave afo permission to “lightly maim him” like goddamn kid what’s wrong with u

stain runs into iida and he's like "god please i dont wanna fight you again the boss' kid will cry" and iida is like ",,, so tell me about izuku" and stain fucking glares at him w such intensity iida is both 1, sure he's correct 2, scared for his life

so stain calls kurogiri and throws iida into the bar and izuku jumps like, 6 feet in the air like a cat and is clinging to the roof but he calms the fuck down and iida is so shook that the only thing he can think to say is ",,, we are too young to be in a bar"

and izuku busts a gut and hes like, crying laughing "you're right we are way too young, why don't we go to another room?" dabi wolf whistles, then has to dodge izuku's now flying milkshake iida n izuku just chat! n iida is a little creeped? because izuku is charismatic and charming and iida agrees with him 100% but he shouldn’t be? he should be nervous or angry or at least a little confused but hes just so charming and bubbly its a little odd. honestly, all the stuff izuku pointed out? iida starts to see how bakugo can get away with acting like an ass but shinso can’t even look at someone wrong without getting set upon

iida is making massive leaps in his training because his quirk has doubled in strength! but, it feels like hes stolen something from his brother

but thats not possible, right? you cant give and take quirks.

of course not

...

right?

iida starts wondering what midoriya's quirk really is, exactly. he never named it. just said "i can use telekinesis on light stuff" but, he hung around villains and seemed to be respected by them, without any visible training, weapons or strength

and shinso, when prompted, said he empathised with midoriya, which iida thought was an odd word choice?

anyway, iida doesnt feel great during hero training. all might's villain costume feels almost offensive? and the profiling aizawa has them do feels wrong, like making assumptions based off the quirk, not the person. it just feels gross and wrong and he's starting to feel really conflicted. because stain hurt people. izuku hurt people.

but he agrees with them

#bnha au #darker stains au #Iida Tenya #tenya #midoriya izuku #izuku #stain #midoriya #iida #villain deku

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theravencawsatmidnight · 4 years

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Hi! I am a really big fan! You are so amazing!! I was wondering if you could do a Alice in Wonderland AU Caterpillar Aizawa x Shy Reader! Where the reader wonders into Aizawas neck of the woods and he is intimidating, but lets her stay with him. And as time goes by he develops feelings for the reader? Maybe some nsfw after he can't hold back his desires anymore?

YOUR WHAT. A FAN?!? Of me?!!? THANK YOU ILY 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Nsfw.

Warnings. Caterpillar Aizawa smut

We fuck monsters on this blog 👏🏻

Aizawaland

You were reading outside under a tree, it was nice out so why not enjoy it. No one else was home so that meant no one would bother you. It was a calming relaxing day. In the middle of reading a bunny hopped over to you . You put your book down to watch it, it looked like it had a red jacket on? You reached out to touch the bunny but it quickly hopped back falling down a hole, you fell forward and the hole got bigger swallowing you right up.

Pretty lights were everywhere, getting larger and larger as you fell farther away from them . They changed shapes from stars to faces, to hats , cards, a purple cat, and the bunny . But it looked like it was running all around the other lights as if it was in a rush. Finally, after what seemed like ages you landed softly on a red top mushroom surrounded by smaller mushrooms and brightly colored flowers.

You fell off the mushroom into a bed of flowers, quickly, you sprinted up and out of them to dust yourself off and survey your surroundings. Only a couple trees, it looked like a garden, a huge one.

You found a path and followed it for a while , where were you? Was this real? It's all so colorful… eventually you came to a giant mushroom with smoke around it , lingering as if it liked being there. You waved the smoke away seeing some kind of large figure a top the mushroom.

“He.. hello?” You choked out.

The smoke faded and you saw a large caterpillar smoking his hookah, blowing smoke up at the bright blue sky. His body was big and long, he was yellow with many legs but he had a human face, he looked down to see you trying to figure out what he was. He took in some of his hookah and creeped down to you smiling , when he was inches from your face he blew out his smoke making you cough and wave your hand again.

“Whoo…are you?” He asked, not a care in the world.

“Im uh.. Y/N. I was .. reading when a bunny crept over to me. When i tried to pet it , it moved and i fell forward.. into a hole”

He rolled onto his back taking in his hookah again, blowing the smoke out with a happy sigh.

Was he.. listening? This was scary.. he's a giant talking caterpillar.

“ so youuu. Fell down the rabbit hole, into my neck of the woods hm? And just what..” he rolled back over creeping towards you again making you tremble. “Are we gonna do, about , that?” He asked smiling.

“ uh!! I .. i didint mean to trespass ..” you held your shirt sinking down to your knees rocking slowly. Telling yourself it was a dream

The caterpillar looked down at you and crept down to the ground , he spoke while he circled you. “Now now. No tearssss… i suppose, you can stay here with me. But its not a free ride no. “

You looked up from your knees to see his face in front of yours , inches apart . He blew smoke at you before speaking. “I haveee.. chores that need to be done. A pesky cat.. a mad hatter..take care of them hm? That Hatter has something of mine”

“Iii.. o-o-okay..”

He smiled creeping back to his mushroom lounging on it. “Purrrrfic...why not pay that pesky cat a visit now hm? And you can call me Aizawa”

•••••

The cat was indeed pesky, he was purple with eye bags under his eyes and never left his tree, he had some kind of control over you, a brainwash… if you will. But he always let you go after a minute of watching your pretty dazed face. The cat agreed to ease up on his shenanigans and pointed you in the direction of the mad hatter.

The mad hatter was .. well.. loud, hats everywhere spread over a table . He stood on the table with a flower as a microphone explaining that the item was under one of the hats . If you got it right you got the item. But if not…

You could think on it as long as you wanted, scanning over all the hats, then you looked up at the Hatter. You pointed to his hat and the Hatter laughed bowing , taking his hat off revealing yellow goggles. You took them thanking him.

•••••

With the tasks done you returned to Aizawa with his goggles which he happily accepted.

As the days went on Aizawa got more interested in you, you had grown to like this world, as interesting as it was. And you even enjoyed staying with him. You told him stories of your world and he always listened, even when he was half asleep or smoking.

One night he could not resist his urges anymore and let himself into you sleeping area, it was under his giant mushroom on some soft grass. You were asleep on your stomach with just a thin grass gown on, he gently bit into the gown creeping back, taking in your body as it was revealed to him. He nudged your legs apart staring down at your entrance .

So plump, plush, soft looking, eager.

He lowered his head between your thighs tasting you finally . You shuffled in your sleep feeling him lick you, his tongue ravished you like a meal, licking furiously losing himself in your delicious pussy. He dug his head in more making you part your thighs giving him more access . His two front little claws latched onto your thighs while he licked at your nearly parted folds, he pushed his tongue in and you grunted in your sleep pushing back on him. He moaned into your pussy enjoying every second of you pressing on him.

He forced himself to back away taking in a breath , he nudged one of you thighs up and had to lick at your now open pussy for a minute, he pushed his tongue in again licking at your walls for a minute. When you pushed back in your sleep he pulled off and crept on top of you.

He poked at your entrance moaning from the contact, slowly poking more till he slid right into you. He gasped out for air when he felt how warm you were, so tight, so wet. You squeezed his cock just like he thought you would.

Aizawa began humping you, his cock sliding in and out , your juices made noises every time he slapped into you. The sudden movement woke you up and you felt like you had something very heavy on you and something long inside you. You opened your eye to see Aizawa on top of you humping you and kissing your back.

Your heart thumped and you didn't dare move, he could crush you. Instead you closed your eye letting him have his way with you. Was this really happening?!???

His cock felt.. really long and thick inside you, were you wet? Was he licking you?!? You could hear him moaning into your ear with each thrust. Slowly you moved your other leg giving him more access to your needy pussy. Aizawa felt your leg move and started to go faster.

You couldn't help what you were feeling right now. The pleasure outweighed the fear , his cock fit you just right and his weight on you was like a blanket . He bit down into your shoulder and you felt all his legs creep around latching onto you so he could go faster.

A moan escaped your mouth and Aizawa let go of your shoulder to see you looking at him. Your face was just as red as his , you nodded at him giving him the OK to keep going , and he did.

By the time he was done you were filled to the brim with his cum. It leaked out in puddles, pooling around your thighs. The orgasm you felt was unlike anything you had ever felt before . Your body betrayed you in the worst way , you shuddered sucking his cock in and cumming all over it.

Aizawa had since gotten off you and rolled you over , admiring your body. He licked at your chest and you laid there , watching.

This was indeed a wonderland.

#AizawaLand #caterpillar aizawa #shouta aizawa #aizawa x reader #my hero academia fanfiction #boku no hero #writing request

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Ok, so you reblogged my post about bnha fic recs and I also looked through the ones you linked and I LOVED THEM. If its alright to ask, would you happen to have more Protective Aizawa or possibly Dadmic or Protective Present Mic? Also Protective Midnight or Momnight? Only if you have! Thanks! -bnhastanning

I somehow stupidly lost my reply to this ask, not once, but TWICE. at the end, when i was almost done. im so sorry but this will be the crappiest version yet... (also! hello, fellow batfam fan... *spiderman pointing meme*)

I read a lot of fic and i loooooove sharing them with people, so thanks for giving me an excuse to do this!! :D

lots of fics, so im putting them under the read more! One of these days I’ll get around to making more organized fic rec posts...

Dadmic: only a couple, and tbh i think they have more dadzawa in them?? Secondary Colors by NaoNazo

"You got pushed down the stairs... and you're apologizing for it," he stated blandly. "That seems counterintuitive." "Um... sorry?" Izuku whispered. He was starting to shake a little, adrenaline flooding his veins and leaving him cold. He had no idea what Purple was going for with his blunt statements and the hand reaching toward his shoulder as if to steady him, but apologizing was generally safe. "You don't have to apologize, dude. I don't know your name, but I doubt it's actually Deku." "Um. Midoriya." Izuku peered sideways at Purple as they rounded the corner. "Izuku Midoriya. Deku is just, um, just what my... friends call me." He winced. "Sounds real friendly."

and Cat Days by Griffinrose

Izuku has a shapeshifting quirk. He's not the best at controlling it, especially under stress. So when tragedy strikes and he gets lost in the city, he's stuck as a cat. At least he found a nice underground hero to take him in?

Pied Piper by Blackholeca has some really great concerned Dadmic in recent chapters!!

If they wouldn’t give him a chance then the solution seemed simple, he’d give himself one. He’d force the world to see him, force them to recognize his hard work. He wasn’t missing a quirk, it was simply that everyone else had been given an advantage. He wasn’t broken, or useless, or incapable, and he’d prove it by outrunning all of them, he who was quirkless, he who had started in last.

As for momnight, there are also only a couple, and im also not caught up with these either. i have a little bit more of an excuse with these, as Indefinite by OwlF45 is really REALLY long, as well as intense. Worth the read though! I just gotta catch up! So much mindblowing stuff in that, and the Momnight is really sweet.

It comes with the package deal of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Midoriya gets another chance at life, but he must throw it away when that dreaded day comes. After all, a life for nineteen is more than a fair trade.

Or: the world will rise or fall, and it depends on one boy protecting Class 1-A to prevent the inevitable.

The other Momnight one I have is A Single Reason by TheDeepSeaWitch. Also really good, but really intense and I’ve had to take a break because I was getting a bit depressed, whoops. But I liked it!

Training begins the next day, and doesn’t stop for any reason. They wait for heroes, then for police, then for anyone to save them, but nobody comes.

It’s only a month before Izuku forgets their names. It’s a year before he forgets his own.

It’s only a chance meeting with an impassioned soul eight long, painful years later that saves them.

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They thought they were lost forever, that there was no future out there for them with their scars so visible and the blood on their hands still pungent and red. But if they have the strength to try, then perhaps, one day, they may yet find their forgiveness, and rediscover themselves along the way.

The Reforming Villains AU nobody asked for.

For Dadzawa:

Flare Signal by achievingelsium, of course! Annie writes some of my absolute fav dadzawa content, so definitely check it out!!

AU. Midoriya Izuku shouldn't be surprised he ended up like this: hiding the secret of One for All from his own father, the notorious villain Dragon. The path to being a hero is a hard one.

Or; Izuku is an aspiring hero forced to work for his father’s villain organization. Then he runs into All Might.

Izuku Ya’broker by Dreamillusions, is a fic i loved a LOT.

Perhaps you should actually listen to the news every once in a while, so you wouldn't end up in these kinds of situations. What kinds of situations? Glad you asked. Look at Izuku, for example. You would think Izuku would be at home after school, safe and sound from anyone attempting to, you know, kill him. But no, Izuku decided to roam around. Because of a bet. This is the kind of a situation you shouldn't end up in. Don't be Izuku.

Butterfly by aconstantstateofbladerunner, is rightfully popular! It has some horror/suspense themes though, so if thats not your style, try one of Blade’s other fics!! She’s a seriously good writer.

The first over-night trip off campus since the training camp was supposed to be a fun break from more intense work back home. But between a bleak introduction to chaos theory, a chilly reception from the locals, and the looming threat of a villain attack, Izuku has too much on his mind to properly enjoy the fresh air. But those worries are a light breeze compared to the hurricane that accompanies what he finds on the outskirts of town.

Or rather, what finds him.

A House Divided Against Itself by BeyondTheClouds777, another one of my fav fics by a great writer!

"Become a villain," they said.

“I’ll be a villain,” he said.

He lied. He’s only there so he can tear apart the League of Villains from the inside out.

The scars we carry by Banana_Ink is a great AU with plenty of Dadzawa

Aizawa rescued Izuku from the league of villains and takes care of the child for now. Izuku has two quirks in this AU, one natural - Forced Quirk Activation - and one that AFO 'gifted' him with - Self-Heal. He has a pretty big handprint-scar on his face and started as a problem child, scared and wary of people. But Aizawa managed to help him slowly heal.

This AU is just some silly little thing I came up in my freetime and like to add to it as I go, so I don't have a plan at all. Mostly I write for fun so I hope you might enjoy this as well :D

Ticked Off by Xenolis is a fic that I just want to rec all the time,,, for some reason...

~ ON HIATUS/OCCASIONAL UPDATES ~ Midoriya Izuku attracted trouble. It was just a fact of life – the sky was blue, the grass was green, and Izuku constantly found himself in an absurd number of deadly situations. He was okay with that. Mortal peril was an average Tuesday afternoon for a Pro Hero like him. Being kidnapped was practically a holiday. Saving civilians as a building collapsed around him was easier than facing his worried mum afterwards. He had dealt with All Might's disappointed dad stare and only cried for two hours afterwards. A serial killing villain with an unknown Quirk would be no problem! ..but even Izuku had to admit that being sent back in time to his first day at UA wasn't on the agenda. Still, there was no-one more spitefully determined than him – he was going to make the most of it. Yeah, good luck, heroes and villains alike! Deku was here to cause mischief and love his friends!

Toward A Bright Future by LazyRainDancer holds a special, soft place in my heart. I always want to go reread it after watching the show and I always want to rewatch the show after reading it. it never ends

You wake up at UA, the highest ranked hero school in the country, with no recollection of how you got there. Unfortunately, those aren't the only memories you're missing. Still, you can't let a little amnesia get in the way of you warning the school about the attack you know will happen during Class 1-A's field trip to the USJ. After you deliver your warning, you're beyond shocked when the principal offers you a position as a TA for Class 1-A. You accept the position in hopes that you'll be able to use your Quirk to help protect the students. It'll be far from easy, but you're determined to do whatever it takes to change the students' future for the better.

The rest don’t really have Dadzawa? But theyre really good so I had to rec them anyway

once forgotten, twice removed by blueh, good writer for multiple fandoms

“Yes,” All for One agreed. “This will be the final resting place of All Might.” “You,” Midoriya Izuku said and paused, thinking over the words. He sounded taken aback. “You want me to help fight All Might.” “Of course,” All for One nodded along. “I can offer you double of whatever my counterpart is paying you currently, along with anything your little heart could desire. Of course, you would get to help out drastically—" “Did you happen to check what world you were pulling me out of when you did this?” Midoriya Izuku interrupted and it was said in such an incredulous tone that had the situation not been as critical as it was, All Might would have laughed. Also known as: number one hero Deku has been through a lot of things, but being thrust into an alternate reality where he’s All for One’s Successor is a first. He has to navigate this world when his alternate self is a villain dead-set on killing him and all of this version of class 1-A. All the while, his friends search desperately for a way to get him back.

Office Space by Caelismylife quirkless izuku gets a job at UA analyzing quirks, HECK YES

It took a little time, but he eventually found himself with a job at UA. The revolving door of heroes was not in the contract.

To Repair with Gold by TitleUnwanted FEEEEELS

AU. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me, biggest lie in the world. Tattoos, which appeared when quirks did, are when a person feels an impact on something they are told and it becomes inked on their body, the closer they show to your heart the deeper the impact it has on the person.

For Izuku this is a blessing and a curse.

An Accident at Workstudy by Galactic_Jax been enjoying this one!

Izuku is working hard to prove himself at his work study, but it's hard when Sir Nighteye has made it clear he's not wanted. But what happens when Izuku is caught in a villain attack on his way to the agency? Will a few revelations about his most recent intern's past be enough for Sir Nighteye to change his mind about All Might's successor?

Nice to Meet You? by Allwalkfree didn’t know i needed this until i read it

Kirishima introduces Bakugou to his favorite senpai. In which over several encounters Bakugou and Amajiki learn to become tentative friends.

A Study in Firsts by Oceanbreeze7 dorm shenanigans AND feels

There’s a first time for everything. The first time everyone crammed in Momo’s room to study, a mess of limbs and books on her bed. The first time Mina burned crepes so badly the smoke alarm went off. The first time a jumpscare got Sero so badly, he flipped off the back of the couch. The first time Uraraka fell asleep at the table and accidentally sent it floating. The first time someone realized Todoroki walked far too quietly, and far too cautiously around the dorms to be normal. The first time Midoriya broke his toe on a door frame and kept walking through it. The first time Kirishima woke up screaming through the walls. The first time Tsuyu blanched at the sight of a needle. The first time Bakugo dropped, clutching the back of his neck with eyes scarily vacant and detonating everything around him until Aizawa had to intervene. It wasn’t always pretty, but the dorms were filled with firsts.

Hero Class Civil Warfare by Roguedruid extremely satisfying to read

Heroes lead by Bakugo. Villains lead by Midoriya. Seven days prep time. Three days for Izuku Midoriya to show why they should be glad he's not a real villain.

A Fleeting Smile by AnonymousTwit good bakugou content

Or a collection of fifteen Bakusquad one shots where someone outside of the Bakusquad catches a rare glimpse of a friendlier side of Bakugou Katsuki, and one time that is specifically reserved for the four people that he hates the least.

Hope this gives you something to work with!!! I have more(and am always adding) in my bookmarks on AO3, but this should be a good start! Hopefully you’ll find at least one that you love! have a great day!!!! -Ani <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 3 years

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Pairings: Past Aizawa/Mandalay, Pre-Bakugou/Kirishima

Word Count: 2,006 Words

Summary: The Sports Festival, part 2.

Warnings: Fighting Mention, Cursing, Fire Mention, Bullying Mention, Trauma Mention, Injury Mention, Teen Pregnancy Mention, Pregnancy Mention, Partial Nudity Mention, Death Mention, let me know if I should tag anything else.

Usernames: Existence Is A Prison Aizawa: feral cat dad, Aoyama: gay salt, Hagakure: ranch flavored jello, Tokoyami: foil-mecha, Shinsou: farmer toshi, Kuroiro: life is a nightmare, Shiozaki: saviour, Tsunotori: schrodinger better run, Honenuki: pure, Monoma: nat20, Yamada: President Megaphone, Bakugou: deku-deck-you

Notes: Bakugou doesn't get chained down because fuck that part of the canon. The League will just go after him because he's powerful.

Aizawa, We Agreed No More Cats: Chapter 9

11:50 AM

Existence Is A Prison

gay salt: Yaoyorozu is amazing.

ranch flavored jello: She can bench press me anytime.

gay salt: To be fair, you'd let any strong lesbian bench press you.

ranch flavored jello: You're not wrong but you don't have to say it.

life is a nightmare: She did really well, I'm glad she's advancing despite that Tsubasa guy cutting her up with his glass.

deku deck-you: I think that guy might be related to one of my old friends before UA.

foil-mecha: What happened that you aren't friends anymore

deku deck-you: Tsubasa Ryuu? He got kidnapped or something during a break and I never saw him again. My other two friends? They were fake. They ditched me after the Sludge Villain incident.

nat20: I'll kick their asses for you.

deku deck-you: I wouldn't stop you from burning Aldera Middle School to the ground. For Deku's sake, mostly, but also because I hated those teachers.

feral cat dad: What happened at Aldera Middle School?

deku deck-you: Well, you probably know from Deku by now that I wasn't always easy on him or even this easy to get along with. From the time Deku was misdiagnosed as quirkless, I bullied him. Let's be honest, my reasoning wasn't important because I made his life a living hell just because mine was a living hell at home.

deku deck-you: We talked about everything the day after I moved into the dorms, so don't worry, there's no hard feelings and we're working through all the shit I did to him.

deku deck-you: But, anyway, the teachers at Aldera tried to fail Deku constantly because of his 'quirklessness' but I'd vouch his grades for him once I realized they were trying to flunk him out of the school. And, after the Sludge Villain happened, they began doing the same thing to me because they thought I was influenced by a villain even though I'd told them so many times that I was basically a hostage.

feral cat dad: Looks like I'm opening a formal complaint against Aldera Middle School after the Sports Festival.

deku deck-you: Don't, me and Deku just want to leave Aldera behind us.

feral cat dad: Fine.

feral cat dad: Oh, they had a draw while we were texting. Jeez, that was fast.

deku deck-you: Don't you dare underestimate Kirishima.

ranch flavored jello: Someone has a crush.

deku deck-you: Don't you dare speak of this. I'll launch Deku at you.

ranch flavored jello: Jeez, fine. Feral Deku scares me.

deku deck-you: Good. I gotta go.

12:20 PM

Existence Is A Prison

farmer toshi: Wow, Kats. You did great.

deku deck-you: Can't talk right now. She's in pain and won't let go of me.

deku deck-you is now offline

feral cat dad: Fuck, she overstressed herself.

farmer toshi: I want so badly to check on her but I need to fight Tokoyami now.

1:15 PM

Existence Is A Prison

farmer toshi: Katsuki, you're coming back soon, right? I mean, your match is next after Todoroki and Yaoyorozu.

deku deck-you is online

deku deck-you: I'm back, who's won?

farmer toshi: Kirishima won against Tetsutetsu in their rematch, I won against Fumi, Midoriya won against Toru, Kiyo won against Shizuka, Kaminari just won against Fujioka.

deku deck-you: Okay, good.

ranch flavored jello: I'm down by the entrance to the field. What's wrong with Yaoyorozu?

ranch flavored jello has started a video chat

[Yaoyorozu is shown fumbling around a bit in the ring and Todoroki is in a fighting stance, but drops it when she's facing the wrong way]

Yaoyorozu, why are you stumbling? -Unknown

Shut up and fight me, Todoroki! -Unknown

Something's wrong with you, I won't compete if you're hurt. -Unknown

Just fight me! -Unknown

[Yaoyorozu is shown collapsing and Midnight goes to check on her.]

Yaoyorozu cannot compete due to a previous injury, this match goes to Todoroki! -Unknown

ranch flavored jello has ended the group chat

gay salt: Mon dieu. Is she alright?

ranch flavored jello: She's muttering about her eyes.

ranch flavored jello: Oh god, there's glass in her eyes.

feral cat dad: Get up here, Toru. Now, you don't have to see that.

ranch flavored jello: I won't leave her alone without anyone she knows. I won't. She can't see, Dad.

feral cat dad: Okay, keep her company. But please be aware, they're probably going to do surgery to try to save her vision.

ranch flavored jello: It must have happened when she made that smoke bomb and Tsubasa couldn't see her.

feral cat dad: They're already having Katsuki against Kirishima to ease the tension in the stadium. Clearly, Katsuki's winning already.

2:00 PM

Existence Is A Prison

feral cat dad: Yeah, Katsuki won. So did Shinsou against Midoriya, Kiyo won against Kaminari, and Katsuki won against Todoroki.

ranch flavored jello: At least there's some good news.

deku deck-you: What good news? Icyhot wouldn't fight me with his fire and we spent like ten minutes yelling about trauma before the fucker got blown back so hard when his fire hit my explosion that he's now got a concussion.

feral cat dad: I understand you're angry, but you didn't do anything wrong, Katsuki.

deku deck-you: I know, I just feel bad. Now two of the people I've fought today are out of commission temporarily and I feel responsible.

feral cat dad: I know, and I also know they'll both forgive you. You went off with Uraraka for almost a hour and you didn't mean to injure Todoroki.

2:20 PM

Existence Is A Prison

feral cat dad: I'm so proud of all three of you.

farmer toshi: Katsuki, you're helping put my shoulder into place as a punishment for pulling it out. Recovery Girl already said it was fine.

deku deck-you: A punishment I'll accept fully for doing it in the first place. After I'm done visiting Pink Cheeks again.

deku deck-you is now offline

feral cat dad: My chaotic sons.

ranch flavored jello: Alright, I'm back. Momo can't leave the hospital tonight and she's been instructed to have Recovery Girl heal her in two days.

feral cat dad: There's my daughter. It's a good thing you kids are off for two days after today because you need time to heal after all that.

feral cat dad: Nezu's already insisted Yaoyorozu stay in the dorms because he doesn't want her too far from campus and her parents live in Tokyo prefecture and he feels it's too far for an injures student to travel.

feral cat dad: Tokage is already getting spoken to by Nezu, so she'll likely be added to this chat soon enough. Toru, can you turn on Yaoyorozu's screen reader for her so I can add her to this chat.

ranch flavored jello: Done!

feral cat dad has added Yaoyorozu

Yaoyorozu: Hello everyone!

foil-mecha: Hi, Momo!

Yaoyorozu: Hello! I'm going to take a nap, the surgery was very taxing so I'm quite tired. I'll message you all later when I wake up.

ranch flavored jello: I'll stay with her, don't worry!

Yaoyorozu is now offline

feral cat dad: You haven't changed her username yet, Hitoshi.

farmer toshi: I figure she probably doesn't know our usernames yet so I'll do it later after we tell her ours.

deku deck-you is now online

deku deck-you: Nezu's with Uraraka so I can't visit her right now.

farmer toshi: Is she okay?

deku deck-you: I don't know if I'm allowed to say. Honestly, if it were me and someone told other people I didn't know well without me knowing, I'd call it an invasion of privacy.

feral cat dad: Nezu said Uraraka should be fine. There's no need to worry about her, Recovery Girl is nothing if not adamant on the care of her patients.

deku deck-you: Alright, I'm allowed in now that she's asking for me.

deku deck-you is now offline

life is a nightmare: I wonder how badly hurt she is to want Katsuki there for comfort.

3:00 PM

Existence Is A Prison

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uraravity Welcome to the world baby boy, despite being unexpected.

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minabeana Oh my gosh, that baby is so cute. I love him already.

winniepie He's so cute.

kiripima Aw, welcome to the world, little guy.

sparklegirl He's cute, Ocha, mon ami!

michipeachy 🥰🥰🥰

farmer toshi: Does Uraraka have a baby sibling?

foil-mecha: Last I heard she was an only sibling.

nat20: Maybe her mom had the baby today?

feral cat dad: Alright, Uraraka is good now, not that I need to tell you since Aoyama apparently stalks people's accounts on everything.

gay salt: Hey, she gave me her account name willingly! I have all the other girl's accounts.

feral cat dad: Anyway. Tokage's also done talking to Nezu. Here's the girls of the hour.

feral cat dad has added Uraraka and Tokage

Uraraka: Hi, guys.

gay salt: Ocha, are you okay?

Uraraka: Oh yeah, Nezu said me and my baby can stay at the dorms.

gay salt: Quoi? Your baby?

Uraraka: Yeah, didn't Katsuki or Aizawa tell you all? That's why I'm moving into the dorms. I went after my match in the Sports Festival with Katsuki and they had to end up doing an emergency C-Section because they weren't finding a heartbeat. Thankfully, my idiot daughter is fine, just chaotic.

gay salt: What's her name?

Uraraka: Uraraka Emiyo.

gay salt: I will spoil her.

foil-mecha: How cute is she?

Uraraka: katsukicryingholdingemiyo.jpg

foil-mecha: Truly a glorious child. I assure you, us 1a students will assist you in your raising of dear Emiyo as best we can.

ranch flavored jello: I'm not good with baby-babies but I'll try.

Yaoyorozu is now online

Yaoyorozu: I'll help as well, once I'm able to.

Uraraka: It's okay if you don't want to, Momo.

Yaoyorozu: I don't believe you were there for it but, in the second rounds, I had to forfeit the match to Todoroki because, in the first round, Tsubasa Yuudai accidentally got glass in my eyes. My win in the first round was a fluke and I was running only off instinct when I got him out of bounds but, since taking the glass out can't fix the amount of nerve damage, I'll likely be blind for the foreseeable future.

Uraraka: Oh gods, Momo, I'd come give you a hug but I can't move around much yet.

Yaoyorozu: It's fine, Uraraka. It was an accident after all, he didn't mean to do that but the smoke bomb I made obscured his vision.

life is a nightmare: If either of you need anything, just text us, someone will get it to you.

Yaoyorozu: Thank you, but I have Toru for now!

Uraraka: Thanks. I'm good, I've got a Katsuki.

nat20: You say that like you've roped him in or something.

Uraraka: Well he's been proclaiming that he's Emiyo's uncle for the whole thirty minutes she's been in this world.

schrodinger better run: To be fair, is he not her uncle by now?

Uraraka: He is. He's the first besides my parents and me to hold her. He's definitely her uncle.

pure: Has he even put her down yet?

Uraraka: katsukiasleepwithemmiyoinhisarms.jpg

Uraraka: No, he hasn't. My mom's about to pick her up though. She's worried she'll fall and I have to feed her and all so he'll be temporarily losing holding rights anyway since I have to make him leave to feed her.

gay salt: He's sleeping, Ocha. Plus, I thought you knew he was 💅

Uraraka: He's gay?

gay salt: No, he's trans, Ocha, us girls had a whole meeting on including our ftm classmates on girl days if they're comfortable with it and you forgot?

Uraraka: Oh yeah, in that case I'm whipping out the titty so my mom can show my how to feed a baby.

Uraraka is now offline

feral cat dad: You kids are going to give me a heart attack one day and I'll put all your names on my tombstone as a reason I died.

@everythingisstardust

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wolfsrainrules · 5 years

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Is it terrible that the thing that disappoints me most about the John Wick fandom is the fact that it’s almost all porn? I’m looking for quality content, hurt me with the sweet love story that’s building between John and Helen. John&Helen meet for the first time. John&Helen try for a baby that’s how they find out she’s terminal. Helen paying for Daisy, she’s the only one who knows daisies are his favorite flower. Or maybe hers. Where’s the KHR crossovers? Or Bleach. There is more here then porn

I agree!!! SAME. I need all the John-being-protected stuff too. Like he could destroy an entire room with a pencil or a napkin but like....HE DESERVES TO BE PROTECTED TOO.

He deserves to be HAPPY with his GOD DAMN DOG.

Give me John Wick learning the ways of the killer, what made him the Boogieman, give me John figuring out he adores dogs. Give me John using increasingly ridiculous weapons to be a Murder Baby that SHOULDNT BE MURDER CAPABLE.

And since you mentioned crossovers- I have a collection in my head for a BNHA crossover that I haven’t started but I’m sure you’ll all enjoy anyway. ( @north-peach feel free to enjoy or add to this XD)

-This is a Quirkless AU, just to be clear from the start XD

-Aizawa is the John Wick of the AU.

-he has Cats instead of dogs

-He teaches at UA still, which is basically that worlds version of Underworld Mafia Badass School. You don’t buy your way in- you gotta EARN it. You have to pass a series of dangerous AF tests to make sure you’ll make it.

-He teaches at UA b.c his ‘Helen’ before they died were going to have kids, and one of the things he remembers her telling him was “Not to close your heart off to children that need you, just because we didn’t get a chance to share in raising them.”So when Nedzu asks...well. He sees a chance to honor that last wish of Helen’s.

-1A’s year is a special ‘test’ class wherein, instead of teaching the class to operate on their own, the class is set up to become a TEAM to be called in for the worst cases. They’re being set up to be a line of defense and offence for UA and various other cases

-Deku earns his spot with a Sponsor (the Bakugou’s) and then goes on to take the test ANYWAY and pass with flying colors. It’s very, very impressive especially since Deku was so unknown before he showed up in UA.

-The Bakugou’s are a family famous for producing “Tanks” that will only ever choose ONE person to follow for the rest of their life, and who are well known for being absolutely VICIOUSLY focused on getting their ‘job’ done no matter who or what is in the way. (Deku is Katsuki’s person. He’s absolutely sure that Deku is going to lead a new era into the Underworld. He’s not wrong)

-Deku earned a Sponsorship from the Bakugou’s when he hunted down an entire Family who targeted them, systematically d e s t r o y e d them, and then took the tatters of their information network and assets and fleshed it out into a deadly BEAST of a network that was LOYAL to him and not just frightened into service.

-They move into dorms to flesh out the ‘teamwork’ and ‘trust’ between each other.

-It Works.

-Aizawa is well known and his kids are in awe of him, but when they get targeted by a rival organization, trying to prevent a team of powerful assassin children taught by THE Aizawa Shouta (their John Wick) from assembling. As Deku accidentally ends being the Leader of the class (just as Katsuki had known he would) HE is the one that gets kidnapped.

-Aizawa is VERY VERY not happy to have one of his kids taken from him. He very much goes “John Wick” on them, reminds the world that though he is teaching now, does NOT mean he’s not still The Eraser and that he won’t FUCK YOU UP

-That whole team building thing UA was trying to do?? It worked very VERY well, and class 1a does NOT take kindly to ANYONE Touching any one of them, much less their leader and guiding light and the one that brought them all together.

#John Wick #BnHA #John Wick and BnHA #Crossover Fun #Aizawa is the John Wick of this verse #and a BAMF #who will FUCK YOU UP for his kids #Deku is a BADASS #i really like this au

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BnHA Bonus Diversion: Horikoshi’s Sketches

of all the things I could have spent time writing a post about on my morning off, it ended up being this. but in my defense, Horikoshi’s sketches are actually amazing and this was kind of overdue.

so! as you may know, Horikoshi Kouhei frequently gets bored and doodle-y and is then kind enough to share the resulting drawings with us. sketchy boi. but not sketchy like that. though he did invent Mineta so maybe a little.

anyway, because he’s so disgustingly talented, these pictures are usually amazing. and there are a lot of them. when I finally got around to doing this post, I ran a search for “Horikoshi sketches” and it turned out there was a whole wiki page dedicated just to them (god bless whoever is running the BnHA wiki, they do such a good job). and, well...

two hundred and eighty-eight. you may recognize this as being nearly fifty more than the current number of chapters. this would mean he’s releasing at least one sketch a week and has been doing so for the past five years! fortunately (for me, who has to do a recap of all these), this number is slightly misleading, as this page apparently includes some of the character sketches he did for the volume omakes. so I don’t have to go through 300 sketches omfg. but still, there are a lot! so I’ll just go through them and post my favorites and see how many we can get through in this post I guess.

these are all in alphabetical order according to their file names on the wiki, and like I said, I’m not doing all of them, just the ones that catch my eye the most. which is still a ton of them. honestly we’re about to find out whether tumblr text posts have image limits. (ETA: the limit does not exist!)

right off the bat we are getting off to a great start! love me the ladies of class 1-A. these girls are all so, so valid. I love how Deku is there too and his hair is transforming into a tree or something.

this is a sketch from chapter 10. this cat I guess just came up to them and they were like “...” and the cat was like “...” and long story short they’ve been like this now for a whole hour. meanwhile Aizawa is wondering where his cat has gone.

why are they dressed like it’s world war I. ??

holy fuck this cat. did it eat the other cat. anyway do you guys think Momo and Todoroki were walking to school together because that’s some cute shit omg. we know there is a cat that hangs out around Shouto’s house, so he’s probably good at playing with stray cats, and they probably really like him because he is calm and kind.

holy shit.

oh my god I need Tsuyu’s siblings to come visit the dorms at U.A. and play with Eri!! now.

posting this one because it’s cute, but also because it notably has nothing at all to do with the actual chapter 120. but that’s okay.

what, and I mean this sincerely, the fuck.

are they making chocolate?? you know, canonically we haven’t actually had a Valentine’s Day yet in the series, and now I’m really hoping we get a little mini plot. things that would happen:

every single girl makes chocolate for Todoroki and he just accepts it very politely and obliviously.

they actually make enough chocolate for everyone (except Mineta. and honestly they would have, except they know how that’s gonna go down, and no. Tsuyu really would have made you some pity chocolate dawg, but you brought this on yourself). but don’t end up giving it to everyone. specifically several of them thought better about giving some to Bakugou after seeing him react to the first unlucky person to give him some (y’all know that song I THREW IT ON THE GROUND by the Lonely Island? I’m sure you can understand my meaning here). and also Jirou gets way too flustered about giving some to Kaminari and chickens out. she gives it to Momo instead. hmmMMMM.

Satou also makes chocolate for everyone, EVEN BAKUGOU, and it’s delicious. no one is throwing his chocolate on the ground.

Aoyama makes chocolate for Deku because!! ☆ ☆ WE ARE FRIENDS, MON AMI ☆ ☆ ☆ oui oui baguette.

I love everything about this, but especially Ochako’s face. she’s just like. sincerely trying to figure out exactly where she went wrong.

excuse the fuck out of me but DID HORIKOSHI SERIOUSLY HINT AT THE FUCKING A-BAND A WHOLE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY CHAPTERS BEFORE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. omfg. “what a cute AU!” “yes... AU,” Horikoshi agrees, nodding to himself. although after giving it some thought, he made the wise decision to switch Kaminari and Bakugou’s instruments. because we all know Bakugou was born to play the drums.

NO!!! VIDEO GAMES!!! IN CLASS!!!!!!!! [does a fucking aerial while emitting furious little huffs and bitchslapping Kirishima in the face]

I can’t figure out what’s going on in this picture. it appears to be baseball, except that Bakugou doesn’t have a bat. which I guess is the joke?? because his quirk is so strong he doesn’t need the fucking bat? except that I feel like that would result in either a broken arm or a blown-up baseball. idk this would make more sense with him as the pitcher.

“we really do love this AU, Horikoshi-sensei.” “yes... AU.”

this time it’s Shouji on the drums. I get that we all want to see Bakugou shred guitar, but it feels like he was just postponing the inevitable.

a full 85 chapters before he actually did this in the manga. god he really does enjoy foreshadowing with these things. I need to start paying more attention to these.

I have no words.

actually I do have words, and they are, “is that a fucking toothbrush.”

also is it just me or does he look, like, really swole in this pic. like, this is what the scarf has been hiding the whole time?? here we all thought he was a beanpole who subsisted off of energy bars and plain rice, but like. nope.

:) showing that there’s no hard feelings about the whole shooting-you-in-the-fucking-face thing. All Might is squeezing his hand awfully tightly, though.

all of them are so good-looking when they’re not trying. and then they open their mouths.

I am pained that there hasn’t at least been a karaoke chapter in one of the light novels yet, guys. pained. I NEED THIS.

holy fuck Todoroki. what are you, a mermaid?? I feel like this is a result of a prank gone wrong. like the other guys were sick of the girls always pining after him, and so they tried rubbing a balloon on his head in an effort to make him look ridiculous, only IT BACKFIRED COMPLETELY. shit.

fuck me I love this. of course Kami blowdries his hair and puts a ridiculous amount of effort into achieving the same kind of boyishly tousled look Todoroki is JUST NATURALLY BORN WITH. some things in life just aren’t fair. also lmao Deku.

oh my god. how are they all so cute. this was from episode 12 btw. you’re welcome for saving your life All Might.

I don’t have the slightest idea wtf is going on here but omg.

this was for episode 16 of the anime, a.k.a. the obstacle course episode of the Sports Festival arc in season 2. I can’t read what they’re saying, but I’ll tell you what, I know Bakugou is being a rude little shit and I’m here for it.

SHINSOUUUUUU. this was for episode 20. his one and only appearance in the anime so far. he knows he’s here for a good time not a long time.

lmao. my headcanon is that Monoma actually ended up losing after this, but somehow still managed to be smug about it.

lmaoooo. Kacchan refusing to even acknowledge that this is a thing that is happening for some reason.

HAWKS DID YOU REALLY KILL THIS MAN. COME ON OUT HERE I JUST WANT TO TALK.

I feel like taming Deku’s hair is arguably even more of a feat than taming Bakugou’s. meanwhile Iida looks 90% the same. and Todoroki is. well. just goes to show that this look is not for just anyone.

I have never in my life seen Katsuki so full on just done with life. like he is so fucking over this shit. he’s just rolled over and accepted it. I have never seen Bakugou fucking Katsuki just sigh and be all, “you know what, this might as well happen.” not until this moment. wow.

you guys I’m crying.

is it just me or do the little matroyshka dolls actually look like little nun Jeanists. though the hair swoosh is going the wrong way. Monomas, maybe.

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS? my god, how useful would Shouji’s quirk be for this sort of thing. and Shouto looks so surprised (on like, a Todoroki scale) to have actually caught something. oh my god. so fucking cute. c’mere you. someone needs a hair ruffle.

I feel like this is how Tokoyami would want to be remembered. yes I know he’s not dead.

oh my god. so I’ve seen this one floating around on tumblr, but like. ffff. it’s my favorite ever. they are. so. fucking. cute. both looking up to All Might. and then the contrast between their innocent happy faces and their shocked and worried expressions watching All Might at Kamino. god it fucking destroys me. all four of these kids need hugs goddammit. the older ones because they’re heartbroken, and the little bubbas just because they’re so stinkin’ cute omfg.

I LOVE HER AND I’M NOT SORRY. please Horikoshi give me more Bakufam in this upcoming arc. who do I have to bribe or threaten.

STRANGER DANGER omg. Toga no. that’s not nice.

Horikoshi what did my heart ever do to you for you to treat it like this.

villain Iida from episode 7 holy fuck I’m dying.

here come the New Year’s sketches! I’ve been looking forward to these. Kacchan photo strategy: never look directly at the camera.

I wonder which animal year 2016 was. rooster, probably.

fucking look at Todoroki fucking Shouto stuffing his face yet again. can you stop chewing for one fucking second. we’re trying to take a picture you slob.

the year is 2018. Horikoshi Kouhei attempts to draw a dog, because it’s the year of the fucking dog. it does not go well. panicked, he takes the All Might he’s already started drawing, and for some reason attempts to turn it into another dog. it goes even worse. now he’s really starting to sweat. “oh shit,” he whispers, drawing Deku upside-down in his unrest. “oh fuck.” finally he just draws Bakugou shouting the words HAPPY NEW YEAR in giant letters across the screen, hoping that’ll be enough to distract everyone from all the rest of it. it is not.

oh my god. thank you so much to everyone who went to SDCC and made him so happy. this is the purest thing I’ve ever seen. also loving Bakugou tolerating the shit out of All Might leaning on him omg. I’m so fucking weak for this as always.

this is Horikoshi’s most recent sketch! lookit, he’s so happy with the toy him omg. it actually is really badass.

league of dorks. I love Toga’s face. and how Horikoshi clearly put more effort into drawing Tomura’s Face Hand than the entire rest of the picture.

I don’t understand a single element of this. wow. also this is twice now that Horikoshi has drawn the fucking Predator in these sketches. just pointing that out. of all the films to make multiple references to. what’s going on here. and is Mineta playing the fucking little sister in Totoro. am I losing my fucking mind.

this was for the season 3 premiere. I love how Bakugou and Deku are wrestling for control of the screen. but he knows better than to touch Mineta I guess.

Iida and Ochako are the only two reacting appropriately here. Bakugou just looks concerned. to be fair I guess that’s appropriate too. but Deku is all “fuck YEAH All Might you go ahead and SMASH YOUR FACE RIGHT THROUGH THAT MONITOR” and I feel like his blanket approval of all his mentor’s actions has finally gone too far.

this just goes to show you that even a very simple sketch concept can pay off dividends if you play your cards right. good job Horikoshi.

he could run faster if he just pulled his fucking pants up. does anyone have any brain cells to spare for my son here. please he needs them. I don’t know what he thinks a belt is actually for...?

hello this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen and also is Kirishima doing the kage bunshin pose from Naruto or.

sob Aizawa I’m dead. I fucking love how Mineta is like HE’S CLEARLY FINE IT WAS A FLOP as though Kirishima is not literally covered in fucking grape balls. something else I also love is that Katsuki is number 10 and Deku is number 11. even in a soccer match he can’t stand to be lower then his rival sob. also Ochako is straight up about to rip off Mina’s head jesus christ girl run.

there aren’t even words for how much I ship this. just emotions. omg.

this is one of those pictures that keeps getting more wtf the longer you stare at it. naturally your eyes are drawn to Todoroki’s reindeer antlers first. by contrast, Ochako looks relatively normal, even with the odd pose. but then you notice Deku’s Christmas tree hair. from there your eyes are drawn down to his strange lack of a shirt. and then, finally, you spot him. Tokoyami. you wonder if the mangaka has finally gone too far. you’re still not sure.

for once it’s not Todoroki who’s leaping into action with his mouth full. never one to back down from a challenge, Bakugou has picked the absolute least practical food to consume whilst in the middle of battling. I can barely eat spaghetti without making a mess when I’m not throwing down. I’m not sure what a good food to eat while throwing down would be, but maybe something more portable, like a calzone.

I feel drawn to him the same way one might be drawn to a stray cat, even though you’re pretty sure the cat is really wary of people and will probably try to claw or bite you if you get too close. I would like to pat him on the head, but he might try to blow me up. eh, worth it.

look at the Baku Protection Squad trying to do some fucking Abbey Road thing. damn you can really see how short Tokoyami is in this. also Bakugou buys pants that are at least three sizes too big I s2g.

and that’s it! anyways, this was fun as heck. I’ve bookmarked Horikoshi’s Twitter now so I can keep up with the new sketches as they’re released. this is fucking great, and a whole new bonus to being caught up with the manga that I haven’t been appreciating until now. fucking love it.

#bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #class 1-a #horikoshi kouhei #horikoshi sketches #makeste reads bnha #sorry if I accidentally skipped anyone's favorite #they're all so good honestly #I tell you what you can never unsee the tokoyami christmas turkey thing though and that's going to keep me up at night

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Villainous Heroics - Chapter 4

Hm. So. It appears I've accidentally dropped some plot into what was supposed to be a silly little slow burn story. This is where we start to really deviate from what @corndog-patrol's AU has already shown, but hopefully you guys enjoy it and I can find out where to go from here because the last scene here was certainly a surprise!

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Summary: Eraserhead is an underground hero who is constantly busy and doesn’t have time to be dealing with new villains - even if they aren’t all that villainous and make the night interesting.

Present Mic is the latest up-and-coming villain in the world and he has a point to prove to everyone out there - as long as he doesn’t keep getting distracted by Eraserhead.

Aizawa Shota is someone who soon learns that there is more to someone than the mask they show to the world - especially when it comes to playing heroes and villains.

Yamada Hizashi learns that there is more to heroics and villainy than he could have ever thought - especially in a world where some heroes still care about those lost in the shadows.

(Inspired and dedicated to corndog-patrol’s Villain!Mic AU on Tumblr.)

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Chapter Four

“Do you think Eraserhead is just a tsundere?” The simultaneous realization and question came to Hizashi in a fit of brilliance as he laid on his apartment floor and thought about his last few fights with the hero on his mind. “I mean, his smiles kind of make me think he’s about to kill me, and all, but he fits the personality type, don’t you think? He doesn’t care what anyone thinks, but then he worries when he breaks my glasses and jokes around during fights, sometimes.”

Hizashi had known from the start that Eraserhead hadn’t had the best of public images - if any public image at all. He had known because he had known Eraserhead before he had set about becoming a villain. Aizawa was an underground hero, yes, but he was still a hero. The world always had its eyes trained on heroes - hidden or not.

“Maybe he really does like me back and he’s just playing it cool until the right time. But then when would the right time be? I mean, it’s not like anyone would know if he started dating a villain, right? Barely anyone knows about him besides people like me!”

That, at least, was the utter truth. Eraserhead was a name known only to those who lived in rough areas like where Hizashi did, and it didn’t matter if the person was villain, thug, or civilian. When forced to live in the shadows and always watch your back, it was hard to not know about the ones who did good.

The area Hizashi lived in was utter shit with old buildings, poor funding, and a police station that didn’t care about any of them unless they had to please some higher up. The news always started with the latest tragedy that happened overnight and ended with a list of those missing. It was depressing and once someone lived in these types of areas it was near impossible to get out.

Then the news had one day started with a story about how two women had been saved by an unknown hero who dressed in black clothing and used some kind of scarf as a weapon while hiding behind yellow goggles.

“‘S not fair that no one knows about the good he does. I get that he’s underground, but that doesn’t mean I can’t help give him a good image! If that takes three different fan accounts, making my own hero merch, and making stupid online videos, then so be it!” A lot of what he did was just to give him a distraction when his thoughts became too loud for even him, but Hizashi liked to think that his constant social media presence screaming about the good of pro hero Eraserhead was at least doing some good.

“Hey, I didn’t start all this villain stuff just to meet Eraserhead, you know. I did it for more reasons than that.” He had been waiting for some uncaring, high-on-life pro hero to show up that night of his debut so he could make a point, but instead of anyone he had expected, he had been captured in a heartbeat by a scowling man who had made sure all civilians were safely out of the way before giving ‘Present Mic’ any attention. “I can still multitask, though, don’t you think?”

Tilting his head back to face the one he had been talking to, Hizashi frowned as a small, white paw landed on his forehead, a loud meow echoing around his dingy apartment. There was a moment of silence, and then Hizashi felt the hint of claws against his skin.

“If you claw me, then it’s dry food only for the next week, Snowball, and you know I’ll keep my promise.” The claws receded and Hizashi gave a light grunt as his cat, far too large for having been such a tiny, half-drowned kitten a few months ago, jumped onto his chest and settled down. “Thank you for your wise words.” The meow Snowball gave sounded smug. Hizashi both hated and loved it.

“Maybe I’m thinking about this too deeply… Do you think I’m focusing too much on Eraserhead?” It had been a couple months now, after all, and Hizashi had yet to see another pro hero in his area - underground or otherwise. As wonderful as Aizawa was and as much as Hizashi wanted a date with the man, he had to remember his goal. He had to prove just how broken this system of heroes and villains was.

A buzz from his phone had him startling out of his thoughts, Hizashi digging it out before seeing that it was an update on the underground Eraserhead forums he had joined. After a moment of debate, he unlocked his screen and tried not to grin.

It wouldn’t hurt to take a bit longer of a break, and, considering he had nothing pressing to do, Hizashi supposed he could stand to think about Aizawa for just a bit longer.

“Welcome to Lovely Coffee- Oh, wow, you look awful.” Hizashi had seen Aizawa dozens of times since that first day he had wandered into the shop he worked in, but he hadn’t ever seen him look this bad. The man always looked a few moments away from falling asleep, but right now he looked like he was on the verge of total collapse.

“Aren’t you supposed to be nicer to your customers?” Yes, but what they had was special. Of course, Hizashi couldn’t say that without being found out as Present Mic and, not only would that get him fired, but that would mean he could never hide from Aizawa again. Mostly, though, he just needed to make his rent, this time. “I’ll have my usual.”

“I think I’m legally obligated to stop you from having so many espresso shots. You look like you died and then someone with a Reanimation quirk brought you back to life.” There was a half moment where Hizashi saw Aizawa almost smile before he was glaring at him. Thankfully, Hizashi was near immune to those glares after so much exposure. “Will you at least please order something to eat with your coffee order this time?”

“No. I don’t like eating in the mornings,” Aizawa grumbled, words quieter than they normally were. The man was a pretty quiet person, of course, but this was too quiet.

“You used to always order those cute cat muffins we made here before we stopped making them,” Hizashi complained, starting on the coffee anyways as Aizawa dug his money out.

“Yes. Then you stopped making them.” Yeah, because the boss and owner of the store was an utter cheapskate. “I’ll be fine.”

“No offense, but you really don’t look like you’ll be fine.” Hizashi added only one espresso shot this time, knowing it would be enough to get the man through until lunch and then maybe, hopefully, he would collapse somewhere and get some sleep. “Did you take on too much work or something?”

“You’re nosy.” Ah, his dear Eraserhead was blunt as always. Hizashi supposed it probably did look strange in how curious he was. “And no. It’s just been noisy outside my apartment.” Aizawa must have sensed he was ready to start up a new line of questioning because he snorted as he took his coffee. “Construction work. They’ll be done by next week.”

“Oh, well, I was going to offer my help, but I can’t really do much about that.” He couldn’t, at least. Present Mic, on the other hand… “Are you sure you don’t want a blueberry muffin or anything? They’re my favorite, personally, but the apple cinnamon is pretty good- Oh! The banana scone is great with black coffee-”

“You talk a lot.” Once again, blunt as always. At least the words were familiar ones in his life. “Thanks for the coffee.”

“Oh- Yeah! Of course!” Hizashi did his best to not swoon, but that was the first time Aizawa had ever actually thanked him like that. He was absolutely in love.

Hopefully Aizawa would be, too, once Present Mic showed him just what he could do and, thankfully, that turned out to be a lot.

It had taken a night of careful following – not stalking - to figure out where Aizawa lived, of course, but it had taken no time at all for Hizashi to steal all the keys to the construction vehicles and hold them hostage from the workers. Half of them had seemed to want to beat the shit out of him, but Hizashi was amused by the older ones who just took an early lunch.

There were spare keys and other types of equipment to deal with, of course, and running anytime the police were brought in, but Hizashi prevailed in the end. Well, really he supposed he ended up delaying progress so much that management agreed to stop in the late evening and pick back up in the morning. The workers looked pleased enough to hear that they would no longer be working nights, though, and Aizawa wouldn’t have to deal with loud noises anymore, so Hizashi called it a success.

His attempt to bring back his coffee shop’s cat muffins was also a success - in a way. Present Mic had threatened his boss, which had felt wonderful, but Hizashi himself was the one who had to show up an hour or two early each shift to now actually make the muffins. At least they sold well to people besides just Aizawa, he mused.

It had all worked out wonderfully well and Hizashi was sure he had gotten away with it all until he found himself hanging upside down from where he was tied up with Aizawa’s capture scarf and dangling from a lamppost.

“Eraser! I haven’t seen you in ages,” Hizashi greeted cheerfully, trying not to let himself get motion sickness as he swung back and forth. “I’ve missed you.”

“Stop it.” Before he could speak again, Aizawa was talking over him. “Why did you stop the construction?”

“C’mon, now, Eraser, you know as my greatest enemy you have to be at the top of your game to defeat me!” Alright, Hizashi may have put a bit too much force and cheer in his words as he swayed in the hold, entire world moving around him. He was finding that he didn’t like being upside down. “Could you at least put me on the ground, please?”

“No. Did you follow me home? Don’t answer. Of course you did. You could have cost a lot of people their jobs, you know.”

“And I should care? I’m a villain, you know.” There was no need for Aizawa to know that Hizashi had worried about that and had upped his presence at the construction site so management would have no excuse to blame the workers for the delays. “Besides, the sounds annoyed me whenever I wanted a nightly stroll.”

“You threatened a coffee shop.” Yes, well, he supposed at the core of it all, he did threaten a coffee shop. Before he could defend himself, he squealed as he fell a few inches in the air, Aizawa stopping his descent just before his head hit the ground.

“Was that necessary?!” Hizashi winced as he could hear his quirk at the edges of his words. He quickly forced it down, trying to keep his words even. “And I just had a friendly chat with them!”

“No more friendly chats. The workers there actually make decent coffee and it’s on my way to my other job.” Aizawa sounded uncaring, but Hizashi knew that he was complimenting his coffee skills. His heart could tell.

Besides, it was all worth it where Aizawa was seeming a lot more perked up and well rested - or at least, as close to it as he could get. His eyes were still bloodshot and there were still bags under his eyes, but he looked better by leaps and bounds since the first time Hizashi had noticed. He supposed the constant exhaustion was explained by the reveal of his other job, Hizashi mused.

“Tell you what, hero,” Hizashi cooed out the last word in English, grinning at the glare he was given in return. “I’ll make you a deal.”

“You’ve been trying to capture me for months and I’ve punched you more times than you could probably count,” Aizawa grumbled, voice irritated. Hizashi let the silence sit, trying not to grin when the man sighed. “What deal?”

“I won’t do any villainy for the next week in exchange for a kiss from you,” Hizashi said simply, almost laughing as he saw shock on the other’s face. He had seen Aizawa surprised, of course, but he had never seen him shocked. “What do you say, hero?”

His answer came in the form of a sudden loss of gravity, Hizashi shrieking as he hit the ground and landed on his back, groaning as the world settled down around him and Aizawa walked up to him without quite making eye contact, “As if I would ever kiss you.”

Hizashi had been right. Aizawa was a tsundere. Cracking his eyes open, Hizashi felt his pain lessen when he saw the edges of what could have maybe been a smile on Aizawa’s face. It disappeared, of course, but it had still been nice to see.

Aizawa shook his head with a heavy sigh before speaking, “And what villainy? You aren’t even a real villain.”

“What? Yes I am! I pull off heists and crimes all the time!” Just because he didn’t recklessly attack people didn’t mean he wasn’t a villain.

“Oi, oi, do you even know how to get labelled as a villain?” Aizawa knelt beside him, not worried about Hizashi fighting back considering he was still wrapped up in the capture scarf. He couldn’t even wiggle. “A villain is labelled after repeated use of their quirk in public spaces for nefarious purposes.”

“I do nefarious things in public spaces,” Hizashi defended as quick as he could, knowing it was a losing battle as all the others had been.

“You don’t use your quirk,” Aizawa said simply. Hizashi… Well. Aizawa had a point. He didn’t use his quirk, at least, not in his villain work. He used it in self-defense when he needed too, but he couldn’t just go around using his quirk all the time. It was dangerous.

“Who says I need to use my quirk to cause trouble?” Hizashi shot back. While Eraserhead may have been the only hero he liked and Aizawa was a decent person, he didn’t get to sit there and lecture Hizashi like he was some misbehaving kid. “I can be just as dangerous without it.”

“Dangerous?” Aizawa raised an eyebrow, looking amused. “You’re just loud.” No, he wasn’t. “It’s noisy, but it’s not that bad.” Liar. Hizashi knew what his quirk could do. It was dangerous. It was dangerous. It might as well have been a villain’s quirk. “C’mon. Police station.”

“I didn’t even do anything tonight!” Hizashi whined, not fighting as he was pulled to his feet and properly cuffed.

“Disrupting construction work and threatening the owners of stores is a crime, you know, and those two you haven’t been charged for, yet.”

“Didn’t even get my kiss,” Hizashi grumbled to himself, not fighting too much as he was dragged away. As nice as it was of Aizawa to try and ‘save’ him, there was little point in it.

Hm. Hizashi would have to prove just how pointless it was and show Eraserhead just how much of a threat Present Mic could be. First, though, he needed to remember to call his boss and let him know he’d be running late for work.

Being a villain was exhausting, he was finding.

“So, I hear you’re the new villain stirring up trouble around here!” Startling at the hand that touched his shoulder, Hizashi carefully glanced to his left to see a man who looked entirely unassuming and had a polite, neutral smile that would be well suited to someone in business marketing.

“Nice to see my name is getting out there!” Spinning around in his chair, Hizashi put on a dazzling smile as he took a quick second to scan the room. The club he was in that night was a busy one and so the music was covering up their voices nicely, drowning them out to anyone who would be trying to listen. The path to the door was obscured by a crowd of moving and dancing bodies and at least three people were casting glances over at them. All of them looked like they could fight. “Oi, oi, if you know I’m a villain, shouldn’t you be running away?”

“On the contrary. You see, I’m someone who likes to help aspiring people such as yourself reach their lofty goals.” The man’s voice was average. Everything about him was average and it was so wrong. This man was dangerous, and that much Hizashi knew for certain. “Tell me, Present Mic, what are you in the business for?”

“I need a reason to have a little fun?” Hizashi laughed loud and bright, trying to keep his posture loose and relaxed even as he shifted his weight around so he could run if he needed to. “I got bored.”

“No one becomes a villain by just being bored, Present Mic.” This one was too smart. He didn’t like it. “I have an offer for someone with a quirk like yours.”

“You need someone to do some screaming?” Hizashi said, tilting his head in feigned cluelessness as he tried to calm his racing heart. Not many knew what his quirk was - and for good reason. “I’m pretty sure there’s a lot of people out there who can scream.”

“Not like you can. Your quirk would be… advantageous to those I work with if you’d be willing to hear more.” Ah… A villain’s quirk, huh?

“And what makes you think I want anything to do with those you work with?” Hizashi hid his fear as he had always done, putting on a pout and pitching his voice into something whiny and childish. He had a feeling his masks didn’t work in front of this man.

“Let’s just call it… belief.” The words were near lost in the thrumming of laughter and singing and screaming in the air, the bass pumping out a rhythm that Hizashi mirrored in the tapping of his fingers. “We’d be willing to help you in return, of course.”

“Help, huh? Who says I need any help?” Before he could move away, a business card with something attached to it was slipped inside his jacket pocket.

“Well, we could all use a little help. How would you like to make that quirk of yours stronger?” Stronger? Like hell he wanted that! His quirk was already strong enough to bring down buildings if he wasn’t careful.

“Look-” A wild scream from behind him had him turning around quickly, Hizashi sighing in relief when he saw it was just someone who couldn’t hold their drink and had fallen to the floor. Looking back to the man, Hizashi blinked as he saw he and the people who had been watching them were gone.

“Help, huh?” Turning back around in his chair, Hizashi carefully pulled out the card with the napkin his drink had been resting on, wary of touching something that could be laced with who knew what.

It took a few moments, but he managed to see that it looked like a plain old business card that was white enough to shine in the dim lights of the club. On one side was a number and on the other was a single word, along with what looked like a sealed piece of candy at first glance.

Looking the word over, Hizashi frowned as he shoved the card back into his pocket. A stronger quirk…

“Trigger, huh?” He had a bad feeling about that.

#bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #erasermic #corndog-patrol #villainous heroics #hA so the last scene was on complete accident i was just thinking on some reviews i got #anD THEN THAT HAPPENED #this was originally suppposed to be short sweet fluff #and now it might end up swerving into plot #goddammmit #why do i have so much fun with drama!!!

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all-i-need-is-food-and-fanfics · 6 years

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What do you want? (1)

words: 2200(ish)

triggers/warning: mention of death, graphic violence, blood(nothing too graphic or explicit yet), curses(because it’s Bakugo).

summary:

Katsuki works alone, he hasn’t need anyone’s help before, why would he need it now?

Well it wasn’t really an option anymore.

Or a Buddy Cop AU

a/n: Okay so this is completely based and inspire by @soyunpochoclin hcs, because i’m weak and it was a great idea. I hope I made it justice. I did it while I was traveling on my notes for the most part, which is why it’s kinda short...i’ll make the rest of them longer(i’ll try).

Anyway sorry if there are any mistakes, I tried correcting any but English is not my first language, and thanks for reading :D.

2nd part-->

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"I don't fucking need a partner.'" Katsuki sneered, his face deepening into disgust, "Never have before, and don’t need it now." He turned around, walking into the door, hands deep in his pockets.

"I wasn't asking Bakugo," Aizawa declared just before Katsuki could kick the door open, "I was only telling you." In one leg Katsuki turned his right hand out and already twitching. "It's not a suggestion, it's an order."

"Huh?" He lets his right hand fall into the dark wood of the desk, disturbing the empty cups of coffee and pencils around it, "An order?" His voice loud and rough, demanding.

Aizawa sighed, he tried to smooth the frown in between his own eyebrow, but it seemed to be engraved with the rest of the few wrinkles in his face. When he looked back at Bakugo, he pushed back the two pieces of his hair falling on his face.

"Bakugo, you are good at your job-"

"The hell I am!" Katsuki jumped quickly, "Which is why I don't need a damn partner!" He stood back straight, or as straight as he usually would, lifting his hand to the ceiling finally letting a few sparks from it.

"But if you can't follow an order I'm afraid I'll have to let you g-" Bakugo open his mouth to complain even before he finished until a knock cut them both.

It took less than second after Aizawa lets them in for, what Katsuki could only describe as fucking blinding, person to pull his head from behind the door. His red bright hair was slick back with a blue and white bandana to match with his uniform eyes lined and twinkling, big and bright, surprisingly sharp, smile. Too fucking bright.

“Good afternoon!” He bowed to both of them, “I'm looking for Bakugo Katsuki?" He asked, once back standing, scratching the back of his head with the hand free of a folder.

Katsuki sneered and put his hand back in his pocket to stare back at Aizawa. "Is this really what I'm being paired with?" He clicked his tongue, rolling his eyes, “Tsk.”

"Bakugo." Aizawa spat a warning, "Play nice."

Immediately the guy turned to Katsuki, not even reacting or minding Katsuki’s comment. “My name is Kirishima Ejirou, nice to meet you.” Bakugo only looked down to him and sneered.

“I work alone, I don’t need a partner.” Bakugo insisted one last time, talking one step to the desk, leaving Kirishima behind and without an answer.

This time Kirishima did notice, did mind; he frowned at Bakugo. It was clear to Ejirou that this guy didn’t care at all. By the untamed nature of his hair, the lack of order on his uniform, his shoulders down and relax and general slouch way of standing in a way that probably would gain Ejirou a hit in the back of his neck from his mother, it was easy to tell. Why was he assigned a case this important to someone like him?

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Kirishima-san.” Aizawa finally stood, bowing just slightly to Kirishima, “Inspector Aizawa Shouta.”

“A pleasure, sir.” Kirishima caught up next Bakugo.

“Now,” Aizawa turned back to Bakugo, “It isn’t a request Bakugo, you’ll have to work together or you are fired,” Bakugo looked away, clenching his teeth, “Understood?”

“Aja aja” He agreed finally turning away, tucking his hands back to his pockets.

Aizawa sigh, sitting back down, “He is a good cup, you just have to be patient, he is just…just hard to work with”

“Yeah…I can see that…” Kirishima stared as Bakugo walked away. It took him a few seconds to react and finally go after Bakugo.

As the door close behind him, Aizawa could only pray nothing went too wrong. It had been too long since Bakugo last had a partner. Not since…not that it was that different back then, from today. He had never interested on working with other people, or interested in other people for that matter. The difference now is that his loneliness isn’t only based on the indifference on people but something else rooted on him, that’s what Aizawa feared.

***

Bakugo didn’t stop until he was on his desk, even though he could hear the guy calling him behind. Instead, he sat down and turned to organize the papers on the desk until Kirishima finally caught up. He looked down to Bakugo’s annoyed face. As he laid the papers down, Ejirou noticed how neat the rest of the desk was.

He shook his head, focusing back on what he had to say. “Are you familiar with the case?”

“What the fuck makes you think that?” Ejirou took a deep breath in.

“Well, please do, there’s a lead I need us to check out tonight but you need to be familiar with the case,” Kirishima rested his body on Katsuki’s desks, his hips falling just next to Katsuki’s face, “It shouldn’t be so hard, there’s no a lot to go on.”

Katsuki stood up, avoiding Ejirou’s face, a turning to the exit. “Then you’ll have to give me a summary.” He sneers walking down the door.

Ejirou doesn’t like this dynamic of chasing him whenever he exits a room.

***

When the case was first given to Ejirou, he was shock rather than anything else, even though he was warned before entering the storage unit. There were nothing but bodies in every state, from cut and deform to completely untouched but a number of holes from a syringe, but what worried Ejirou more were the dry patches of blood with no source or the ones with only ashes on top. Even more, though, there was nothing aside from the bodies. No trace left to follow after, no trace of who was there before and what was going there.

The storage unit had been abandon by a close factory a couple years ago, which only meant that the activity was recent, also confirmed by the states of the bodies found on the factory. Although that didn’t really give any trace or the perpetuators.

“Tsk, so there are basically no leads then?” Katsuki pushed the door, with a ring following them.

“Well…” Ejirou is almost ashamed to say so, not with Bakugo looking at him as if it was his fault, “There’s an eye witness of a girl walking outside the storage unit, and well I thought on searching on the cameras from stores around here, maybe…”

Bakugo clicked his tongue and walked directly to the casher, “Oi!” He hit the table, calling for their attention. The person on the cashier jumped to the sound, and then again when they saw Bakugo. Bakugo let his hand sparkle on the table, smiling(almost too much in Ejirou’s opinion) asking for the footage. He presents himself probably not necessary, the person looks so scare they just might have give it to him without Bakugo identifying himself.

The person walked to a corner, behind the large counter at the end of the store, to a small computer; relieve of leaving Bakugo on the other side.

“So have you seen anything strange or out of place around here?” Kirishima finally talked, turning around, leaning into the counter.

“The other day, there were a lot of cups around the old fabric, but I’m guessing that’s why you are here…” They laughed, just slightly, nervous.

Ejirou hummed in affirmation, looking around. The store was small, with only one costumer at the moment. Only four shelves, two each side leaving the entrance directly in front of the cashier, the fridge on the left wall for vegetables or frozen foods, and empty on the other side.

“How about a…” Ejirou opens his notepad, and tried to read his own scribbles, “…a blond, a small girl, school uniform?”

“Oh yeah!” They answer immediately, pulling the memory up fast, “She usually comes once a week, buys food for at least…7 people maybe…” They hesitated, once Kirishima asked for more information, “She’s kind of hard to forget…she has wide smile as if it belonged permanently in her face…” They stopped using the computer to use their hand to mimic a big smile with their hands, as if pulling the ends of their thin lips, “…but not like happy, it’s like she’s mocking you…”

Kirishima turned to the door as soon as it rang. It’s more than a second after when he calls her, “Miss, excuse me!” And half of second before she stars running. Less than that Kirishima it’s already behind her, “Bakugo, it’s her!” He announced only when he was pushing the door.

“Shitty hair, what the fuck?!” He heard Bakugo running behind him.

Ejirou locked his eyes on the girl running only a couple people in front of them. Quickly she was three people up front, then four. Bakugo had caught up to him, firing explosions to the sky, possibly to keep away people out of their way, which honestly Ejirou thanked. It was clear why she had chosen this hour if she planned to run away. Even with Bakugo yelling, it’s still hard running with those just standing.

They only caught up go her when she reached a street with cars running too fast for her to cross. This leaves her trapped in a circle of shocked people.

Kirishima turned to Bakugo for a second, his eyes locked on the girl, determined. Hands tense and ready to blow her up. The girl also notices and laughs. Like she’s mocking, Ejirou remembers.

“Stop!” Kirishima ordered, but she only laughed covering her mouth. Her yellow eyes resembled those of a cat in the street, unaligned and wild. Small hands and long nails reached for something in her back. “We just want to talk!”

He heard Bakugo sneer, “As if.”

The girl throws a syringe in Bakugos direction, he is quick to avoid it, let it fall to the ground and lift his hand, tense and itching. “Bakugo, no!” He turns to the warning and Kirishima signals the people.

“Huh? You don’t want to play?” Her voice was high pitched, sickeningly sweet, as she threw another 2 syringes to Bakugo.

He jumped with a small explosion to the floor, before they hit him. He hit the wall of the building next to him. “What are you doing?” Katsuki turned to the people next to him, “Run!” The line of people against the building started running away, some using their quirks, others as fast their legs let them to do so. Bakugo run to start of it, to change directions of any syringe that were to hit any civilian.

“You go for her! I’ll take it.” He hears the guy’s voice next to him. When he turned, Bakugo found the soft curves of his face had been replaced with sharp edges. He doesn’t have to tell Bakugo twice, by then he was already flying with his hands stretched behind his back.

Katsuki smiled, finally a way free way. He impulsed himself forward, avoiding the syringes that managed to make his way to him. Just as he was about to reach her the cars stop. She started running again. She turned into an alleyway. Even if the power distributes when he uses both of his hands, it’s enough to impulse him in a few seconds to the other side of the street, with a explosion from his right he turns, straight to the entrance. He stops. The victorious smile falls. He turned and there was no one that even resembles the girl running just moments before.

It took Ejirou a minute to catch up to Bakugo. He finds Bakugo standing of a bleeding man, on the floor. Noticeably angry. He sprints to kneel next to the man. Still breathing.

He sighs. “Bakugo, he nee-”

“On their way shitty hair.” He answered in between his teeth, still looking around.

“How did she manage to get away?” It wasn’t meant to be answered but he swore he could hear Bakugos clenching his teeth even harder at the question.

“I don’t know.” He mutters as if the words were forced of his throat.

Kirishima looked back to the man in silence.

So…

***

“…we are back to cero!” Bakugo yelled, clenching all the notes of the case in his hand, standing up from his desk.

“We know the syringes are the ones that cause the holes in several of the bodies, she is related to the case.” Kirishima reminded from the borrowed chair they had moved next to Bakugo’s desk.

Bakugo turned, clenching the papers even more. Red eyes fired up. “That would’ve been useful if we would've caught her idiot!”

“Hey, dude, calm down we just need to-” His eyes fall down to his notepad. The notes. “You don’t buy groceries from a neighborhood you just moved.” He takes the notebook.

“What the fuck are you mumbling hairs for brai-?”

“The cashier said she usually bought groceries there, and she came back today.” Bakugo stared confused as Kirishima stood up, “You are not going to buy groceries from a neighborhood you don’t live in, besides she was walking there, not driving...That means…”

“They haven’t left the area.” Bakugo finished with him, “That’s fucking genius Kirishima!”

#kiribaku #bakushima #buddy cup au #kiribaku fanfic #bhna #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bakugou x kirishima #bnha bakugou #katsuki bakugō #kirishima ejirou

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hey-hamlet · 5 years

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BNHA AU Ideas: Alleycat

Also on AO3!

TL;DR:

The story of the Erasure villain: Alley Cat and his heroic kittens. Aizawa, a rather nomadic villain, accidentally acquires two teenagers and a four-year-old. It's not the most conventional family, but it'll do.

villain aizawa: hes incredibly brutal and efficient, kind of an antihero type. he shuts down some things the heroes dont see, patrols the sketchy areas, looks out for children

he kinda,,, accidentally adopted some children

shinsou and izuku were runaways from a terrible foster home that tracked down the 'villain' alleycat and basically said

"are we worth anything to anyone?" and aizawa sees these kids hurt by heroics and takes them under his wing

eri is a kid izuku stumbled upon while out with shinsou before they met aizawa, and izuku basically adopted her straight out, came back to shinsou like "hi we have a little sister now" they are like 12, eri is 4

so aizawa accidentally gets 2 teens and a lil kid and he finds out they lowkey wanna be villains like him bc they wanna help and heroes dont help people like them. aizawa's heart breaks bc he doesn't want these kids to have the life he's had, so he promises to train hitoshi and izuku only if they try for the hero course

they agree. a villain begins to train heroes to enter the very thing that hurt them, with hopes of changing it from the inside out

ok also: in this au whatever horrible thing happened to shirakumo,,,, didnt. and he's 1A's homeroom teacher. hes bright, bubbly and cheerful, with the same expulsion rate aizawa has

so, shirakumo's hero name is cloud nine, hizashi's is feedback, not present mic. they both think aizawa is dead, and separately have to deal with the villain 'alleycat' as his territory intersects w ua's zone

aizawa, as alleycat, is a lot gentler to shirakumo and hizashi, more polite when speaking to them, less brutal with his takedowns. hizashi notices, but says nothing

hitoshi and izuku, with their baby sister eri, end up living with aizawa, training to be heroes to improve them fucked up society that taught them they were worthless in the first place

he takes them on parkour routes in the early morning, teaches them how to disarm people with knives, to use an opponents size against them.

izuku hones his ability to analyse, hitoshi learns how to push peoples buttons. there is no such thing as a fair fight for them. they break each others noses, chip a tooth or two, get black eyes. there are no hard feelings, they are together through everything

the 4 of them live pretty rough, only on what aizawa can get as a villain/working day shifts in a dodgy bar. aizawa pretends to be their dad for anything legal, says they had two different mothers. it works, somehow.

Some minor cosmetic changes:

Izuku, Hitoshi and Eri all dye their hair black. It started as them quietly wanting to look like their ‘dad’ for sentimental reasons, but they quickly worked out that it made the lie a lot easier for others to swallow.

They all take the surname Aizawa

Eri’s hair is cut into a messy bob – she loves getting Izuku to give her pigtails with the little sparkly hair ties Shouta stole for her. Izuku’s hair is shorter at the back and longer at the front, obscuring his eyes a bit. Hitoshi’s hair is shoulder length and growing, he ties it back in a low bun.

All three of the kids have scars. Eri’s are like canon but a less extreme because her quirk only just showed up. Izuku and Hitoshi have some from bullies, horrible foster parents and reckless sparing. Izuku has a few more little ones because he developed his not-dad’s love of cats and is unafraid of getting bitten – on top of his lack of self-preservation.

they go to aldera middle school, bakugo is still a little shit. to be honest, izuku hates it the most when bakugo burns his uniform - they cant afford to buy extra. there have been a few weeks hes just had to where shinsou's spare and roll the sleeves up

izuku and shinsou have a bit of a spat the afternoon of the sludge villain. it's nothing either of them remembers in a weeks time, but it means shinsou leaves school first, without izuku

bakugo corners him, notebook, allmight, etc

izuku has to ask

all might says no

izuku crumbles, such a dramatic shift from the calm but nice boy he'd been before. you can see the moment his heart breaks. all might feels terrible, but izuku has jumped down the fire escape before he can say anything.

to be honest, izuku is moments away from a full-fledged breakdown. He shoots shinsou a quick text about the villain, but pauses when he hears explosions. He knows the chances its Katsuki are tiny but he’s never been a lucky guy, so he runs towards them

basically the rest of the episode plays out like canon, izuku goes home and meets with his whole ass family panicking because he sent a vague text about a villain then was totally AWOL for 2 hours

hitoshi hugs him really tight while aizawa mumbles something about a tracking chip.

Izuku tells hitoshi about all might, but just tells aizawa vaguely that hes getting a quirk, no he isn’t in any danger, yes he’ll be safe, no he can’t tell you how.

Izuku and Hitoshi both pass the entrance exam with a mix of hero and villain points.

Izuku still doesn’t his whole bone breaky routine but he also manages to take out a few robots by himself before that. He ends up with the highest score.

Hitoshi takes out a few more robots but spends a fair bit of time pushing people out of the way of robots, yelling at people to be more careful about the others around them, and controlling people to get them out of the way of debris. He gets into the top 10.

Nezu is very very interested in the two ‘brothers’ with very different quirks that both did so well. He resolves to keep and eye on them.

Shirakumo is a riot as a teacher but boy is he stressful to be in a class with. The first insult out of Bakugo’s mouth and hes kicked him out of his class, telling him to try class B or get out of the school. (Blood King takes him. Bakugo is a little less horrible to izuku, at least where others can see)

Izukus having a quiet panic attack because Bakugo is going to kill him, and Hitoshi is caught between respecting the balls on their teacher and being pissed at the guy for putting izuku in a terrible position.

No quirk test, they do actually go see the opening ceremony. Hizashi and Shirakumo chat in sign while the principal’s speech drags on. Hitoshi and Izuku watch on, trying not to laugh when they start signing that they want to go to sleep.

Then they do the quirk test bc shirakumo’s a bastard. They end the day with Bakugo kicked out and Hagekure hanging onto her place by a thread. Izuku and Hitoshi come 4th and 5th respectively, despite not being able to use their quirks in the test. Shirakumo is interested.

Skipping to the interesting bits:

The USJ is just as terrible as canon, with the added fact that some of the thugs totally recognise izuku and hitoshi. Izuku works out how to use one for all at 1% during the attack. Hitoshi ends up with a scar on his eyebrow from a person with a claw quirk, Izuku gets a broken arm. Hitoshi sees all might in his skinny form for the first time and is suitably surprized

The sports festival goes a lot like canon in the first round, the second round features a team-up of just Hitoshi as the horse and Izuku as the rider bc they are so used to working with each other they felt it’d be more trouble to have extra team members. They arent exactly wrong and that round ends with them still in control of the 1’000’000 points band – along with a fair few teams just sitting on the sidelines with no idea how they got there.

Tournament round has izuku fighting Todoroki in the second round like canon, but in this universe, he wins (after helping him because whats izuku without a saviour complex). Hitoshi beats Tokoyami and Sero, but loses to Bakugo. The final round is Izuku vs Bakugo, they tie.

The stain arc is a riot. Izuku is interning w Gran, Hitoshi is with Nighteye who happens to be looking for ‘Alley Cat’. Hitoshi is so done with this.

Izuku finds Iida about to be attacked by stain and swoops in. Stain recognises him instantly

“Oh, you’re one of the cat’s kids, aren’t you? Let me deal with this fake hero and you can show me what your dad's taught you.”

Iida is confused – resolves to ask about it later

“You step away from him.”

“What?”

“I said. Step away from Iida. He’s – We’re going to be heroes. We’re both going to be heroes and I won’t let you hurt him!”

Stain pauses, then smiles.

“Lets see if the apple falls far from the tree, hm?” And he launches himself at Izuku

Izuku can dodge with the best of them, but he can’t get close enough to hit stain while protecting Iida. He manages to escape paralysis, but by the time Todoroki arrives stain has barely taken damage.

Todoroki isn’t the only person that responded to that warning. 1 city over, Hitoshi is franticly begging Nighteye to do something, because his brother is in danger. Nighteye is shocked at the fear in the previously apathetic child’s voice. He alerts heroes in the area, and makes his way over with a nervous Hitoshi in tow. On the other end of the city, where he’d been trying to keep an ear out for his kids, Aizawa gets the text and his heart drops. He begins running over.

Stain is taken out before any more help arrives. Without ropes, Todoroki freezes him solid in a block of ice. Endeavour arrives, as does Nighteye with a panicked Hitoshi. Aizawa arrives soon after, perched on a nearby rooftop, ready to whisk his kids away to safety should they need it.

The nomu swoops down, grabbing Izuku. Stain can’t help – trapped in his block of ice. Aizawa runs after Izuku. The nomu drops Izuku off at Shirgiraki’s feet, who is rather delighted to have the annoying boy from the USJ delivered to him out of the blue. He’s not, however, so happy with the knives he finds flying towards him. Kurogiri redirects them and the portal fades just in time for them to come face to face with the villain ‘Alley Cat”

“Well that was a cheap shot Alley Cat, what crawled up your ass and died?”

Aizawa places himself in front of Izuku, teeth bared. Izuku is clutching the leg of his costume. “Don’t hurt him and you won't lose a hand.” Kurogiri goes to attack, but Shigiraki waves him off, letting Aizawa take back Izuku.

“Sir?”

“Don’t you see? There are villains in the hero course. I smell a side quest, don’t you? We might even get some new party members out of it.

#bnha #bnha au #alleycat au #dadzawa #aizawa shouta #eraserhead #midoriya izuku #shinsou hitoshi #eri #bnha eri #Midoriya #shinsou #izuku #shirakumo oboro #shirakumo #present mic #yamada hizashi

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franeridart · 7 years

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Can i ask what (& why) Mina dragon is protecting?

You mean in the pic I posted? That’s just Baku and Kiri haha they’re there more for scale than anything else, really

Anon said:What role do Denki and Sero have in your take on the fantasy AU?

Sero’s a simple normal non-magic herbs merchant and amateur healer, Kaminari’s a lightning mage and a swordsman! They both also stumbled their way into being bards of sort, more for fun than anything else really - they used to travel alone and then they travelled together, till they travelled into the dragons’ territory without even realizing. Somehow, they managed to not die and get on the prince’s good side enough to be allowed to freely roam and maybe stay if they so wished

(they so wished)

Anon said:Ahh are you okay? If everything’s bad and all, feel better soon 🌟

Ahhhh, you’re sweet ;u; thank you!!

Anon said:Hey, I just really wanted to thank you! I only found you a couple months ago but your art has really inspired me. I owe a lot to you on finding an art style that’s comfortable for me. Not to mention, everything you do with Bakugou and Kirishima is the damn cutest thing and I can only love them more~! So thank you for all your lovely work!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man that makes me super happy to hear!!!!!!!! I’m really really glad my messy art could help you like that haha and thank you so much for the compliments too aaaahhhh!!!!

Anon said:If you ever get around to some more fusions, how about some of the teachers with some students like midnight-bakugou and aizawa-momo?

ngl I have about maybe forty asks in my inbox with fusions suggestions in them, and I’m just letting them pile up cause… that au hasn’t been fun lately, but I think it might be again in the future? Maybe? So I’m leaving those there and waiting for inspiration to strike again - that said, I’m sort of intrigued about these specific combos :O why Midnight and Bakugou specifically? The more I think about this the more I can’t tell if what’d come out would be something sexy or just utterly ridiculous lmao

Anon said:Just imagine Kiri and Baku getting married, and Fatgum is the one to give Kiri away and they couldn’t decide on a best man so there’s like 5 people giving speeches and there are Manly Tears shed.

What do you mean imagine, isn’t this exactly how it’s gonna go hahaha tho I can totally see Bakugou being 100% unaware of the best man situation, at some point after maybe the third speech he’s like is this done can we go now but nope there’s more people - Kirishima has a vague idea of it but as far as he knew it should have been only Denki and Hanta and Mina? Maybe? Most of the oragization of the wedding was left in Mina and Kaminari’s hands after all. But since everyone noticed that Bakugou’s already short patience is disappearing fast and since 1A is made of a bunch of assholes once Mina’s done Jirou’s like, okay my turn, and then it’s Deku, and then it’s Uraraka, and then Todoroki and Tokoyami and Hagakure and Tsuyu and Iida and Momo too why the hell not - Kirishima’s crying and laughing and Bakugou’s 1% touched and 99% ready to blow up, which, honestly, is exactly how a wedding between these two is supposed to end

Anon said:Hello.-wave- I know this isn’t a question but i love your art work and how you made Baku and his red haired boy friend (i forgot his name :( ) just bounce off each other so perfectly. Now I hope those two actually be a couple in the anime. :)

Ahhhhh I doubt they’ll actually become canon haha it’s a Jump shounen after all - but I’m glad you like the way I portray them!!!!! thank you so much!!

Anon said:TINY DRAGON BAKUGOU IS THE BEST AAAAAA (He’d be like the tiniest, bitchiest cat.)

HAPPY YOU LIKED HIM OMFG!!! and yes, yes that’s exactly how he is haha

Anon said:I wanna tell you how much I love you. Except… there are no words that can express just how much that is. I’ve tried writing to you off-anon before, but, I’m just too shy. (Even using anon, I’m really nervous.) Seeing your artwork always brightens my day. I enjoy reading your tags, comments, replies. I really appreciate your hard work and thank you for sharing it with us. I’m sorry for bothering you and you don’t have to reply. I hope you have a very lovely weekend!! ^^

You’re so sweet orz so damn sweet oh my god, thank you so much for every kind word ;O; I hope you’ll have the best week, anon!!!!

Anon said:Dragon Baku be lookin like a mango, I love him so much. Bless u Fran

A mango!!!!! Amazing, I was thinking about an explosion as far as colors go but a mango incredible I’m never unseeing that ever hahaha thank you, by the way!!! I’m glad you liked himmm!!!!!

Anon said:OOF SO ARE THEY BOTH DRAGON SHIFTERS??????

YES THEY ARE!!!!!

Anon said:How do you think Bakugou and Kirishima would react to finding out their kid was getting bullied in school? What would they say to them?

What a heavy question holy shit, I’m actually not sure? I’m not even sure a kid raised by Bakugou and Kirishima would ever let themselves be bullied, really, so the real question here is why is this kid being bullied? Based on what the answer to that is, they’d probably react in different ways. And what they’d tell the kid would change as well, of course. Well, either way they’d probably go raise hell inside the school, both of them

(then again we’re talking about Bakugou (a former bully himself) and Kirishima (a kid that used to physically fight bullies) and their kid, so maybe the actual conversation - in case the kid were ever to actually admit to it, cause Bakugou and Kirishima’s kid might not even ever do that - would probs go something like,kid: “what if there were someone at school I was having problems with?”baku: “kill them” kiri: “Katsuki! you don’t kill them, you talk to them, and if they try to touch you you punch them as hard as you can right on the chin just like we taught you”)

(When the next day they’re called in because their kid has made a classmate bleed Bakugou fist-bumps them and Kirishima put on his hero face and voice and tells the principal that next time if they don’t want their kid to defend themselves they should make it so that they didn’t need to in the first place)

Anon said:I started reading black clover because of that one sketch you did, and i had such a tough time stopping so I can get school work done 😅 in one day I’ve read 122 chapters and I didn’t want to stop

AHHHHH I’M SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT!!!!!! It’s such a nice manga oh boy ;O;

Anon said:Imagine Bakugou seeing Kirishima being attacked or hurt by a villain. I imagine he would immediately explode and charge in to kill said villain? I’m not sure if you’ve seen it, but I also think of that scene in RWBY Volume 3 with Blake and Yang.

I haven’t watched it, sorry ;-; but yeah! Bakugou protecting Kirishima is something I’m waiting for the actual manga to deliver, so I try not to think too much about it to keep it fresh in case Horikoshi’ll ever be that nice to me haha but anyway we sort of saw how he reacted to Kiri being in mild “danger” during the license exam, so I guess for him to actually lose his mind and explode/get angry Kiri should be in serious danger. Like, post-Rappa fight type of danger, probably. Ahhhhhhhh boy, I seriously hope Hori will be kind enough to make something like that happen (………not that I want Kiri hurt, tho ;–;)

Anon said:Fran, Fran!!! New dgm chapter on the 16th October!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW! And I won’t be here for it, can you believe ;~; I’m sad o

Anon said:what are your thoughts on trans kiri??

More or less the same as my thoughts on trans baku! I don’t share the headcanon myself, but there’s a lot of good art and works out there with that headcanon which I enjoyed a lot, and if that’s how you wanna see the character then go for it! Who’s even got the right to stop you hahaha

Anon said:Ooh, u read erasermic fics?? Got any faves??

Seems like I only got two in my bookmarks :O x x (and the second is an hp au haha) (I’m sure I read and loved more tho, I’ll have to come back on this when I have the time)

Anon said:Another thing about Invisible girl and Aizawa using his quirk on her. They used a tail as an example of erasing quirks and the tail was still there but it was like a dead limb. So if he used it on her she may actually be visible. I was thinking about this for awhile and I think it might work that way.

That might be! But then again, that still depends on why she’s invisible - if that’s just the way her skin is made then I don’t think Aizawa’s quirk would change anything? I dunno tho, it’s hard to headcanon about Tooru since we know so little about her!

Anon said:sorry I asked about eri-chan and I agree I really want her to be able to but what about her completely destroying her entire ability?? like not giving people their quirks back but make it so she can’t erase them anymore?? if you get me??

OH YEAH SORRY I TOTALLY MISREAD YOUR ASK OH MY GOD I’m not sure she can do that tho? Like, assuming destroying quirks is her quirk to begin with, I’d assume her body would be built in such a way that she’d be immune to it? It’s just the way I see it, tho :O

#fran answers #i actually wanna draw kami and sero for the au but #now i don't have the time #more than deciding to stay anyway they sort of ended up building a relationship with the rest of the squad #that made them feel like family?#both kami and sero didn't really have families or homes which is in part why they travelled #but baku and kiri and mina grew on them p fast so #they sorta feel like a family they wanna go back to #which means that more than deciding to stay they decided to /come back/ whenever they did leave #tho half the time they just travel with baku and kiri anyway #most times if they go mina follows too #sometimes they travel just the two of them and mina #when kiri and baku decide that they want to go do Too Dangerous Things and they're Not Up For That #sero and mina also share a passion for alchemy of sorts so they do that too #sero's more on the healing side and mina on the destroying one but they manage to meet halfway haha #anyway yeah they're there too #the squad isn't the squad without all of them #anonymous #bnha fantasy au

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