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selfloverrrrrr · 4 months

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Inumaki ~ Speak a loud

Warning: smut, unprotected sex, heavy smut....

( All characters are aged up/18+)

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I was a second year student in jujutsu high. I enjoyed my life a lot there. I had friends there. They were so good. But I had a crush on one of my friend. And that was none other than Inumaki. Yes... inumaki toge. But I didn't know that inumaki also had a crush on me.

So, in jujutsu high Maki was my bestfriend. I always shared everything with her. I even told her that I have a crush on inumaki. Then like all best friends she started teasing me with his name and did things to embarrass me like push me on him or push him on me while we were talking. Maki also knew that Inumaki also have a crush on me but because both of us told her not to tell anyone, she never did.

One day panda, Maki and Inumaki were talking together. I wasn't with them. I was in a near by room. I was finding a file for my project work. Suddenly all lights turned off. "Ahh... electricity had to go now!!!" I groaned. I took my phone out turned on the flash light and started my work again. The light wasn't that strong but still I had to work with that.

"Ah...this electricity!" Maki groaned. "Salmon " Inumaki replied and turned on the flash light. They started talking again. Suddenly something came in Maki's mind and she smirked and then spoke." Hey panda you wanna know a secret?" "yes....tell me"panda replied. "You know? That inumaki is bottom." "What!" Panda was shoked. " Bonito flakes! Bonito flakes!" Inumaki protested. "Oh don't scream like that. We know very well that you are bottom" Maki replied.

"Bonito flakesssss!!!!" Inumaki protested again. " So you are saying that you are not.... then prove us" maki said with a smirk. "Kelp" he replied." So you have to do one thing...... Go in that room * points at the room* lock the door and scream with all your energy FUCK ME. Do it and we'll believe you. And yeah don't think about us. We're gonna cover our ears."

Toge agreed and went to the room closed the door behind. In other side Maki locked the door from outside. Inumaki took a deep breath then screamed with all his energy "FUCKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEE!!!" he used all his energy that's why his thorat began to hurt. He can't speak anymore. But what he didn't know was that I was in that room. Suddenly all lights turned on and we saw each other. Our faces were as red as a tomato. Inumaki realised that why maki made him do it.

I couldn't control my own body. I automatically got close to him. I pressed my lips on his. My hand automatically went into his pant and boxer. He moaned in the sensetion. I deepen the kiss.

I pushed him on the floor and pulled down his pant with his boxer. He couldn't even stop me before I slide my pantie and sit on his dick. We both moaned out loudly as his full length slide inside me.

I started moving. Started riding him. We both were a moaning mess. My ridding became faster and faster. I can't stop myself. The way his dick was giving me pleasure....just ✨

My legs were already too weak. I can't even go faster. But our pleasure was so close. Seeing my situation Inumaki flipped me. Now I was on the floor and he was on top of me. Then he started thursting inside me. His thurst was way more harder and faster than mine. With a few more thurst we both came together.

Inumaki rested his forehead on mine and pulled out of me. " I love you" he spoke.

" What!?"

"I love you"

"I mean..... For real??!!"

" Salmon"

"Oh my God..... I love you too inumaki!!!"

I kissed him again.💗

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have-some-facts · 8 months

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Alright, I’m suddenly interested in an animal. So enjoy

✨Red ‘panda’s’✨

You might wonder why ‘pandas’. Well, they aren’t actually pandas. They’re in the same family as raccoons, skunks and weasels. They are not even a little related, only that they’re in the Aminalia kingdom (kingdom of all types of animals, including humans).

Also, Red pandas live in Nepal, India, Bhutan, Myanmar and China, while pandas (talking about the giant panda specifically) only live in China. Red pandas also live in the Himalayas.-Also, they’re fucking adorable.

Just- ah.

Now, a sad thing (kore and other people who don’t want a sad thing please skip this, I don’t wanna make y’all sad🥹)-is that they’re almost extinct. They’re are only around 10.000 left in total. This is because of climate change and deforestation. So think twice when you eat that soja bean because it was probably harvested in a place that got burned down or cut down.

Now onto the fun facts,

You see that picture of the red ‘panda’ in the bottom right? They lay like this to cool off. They’re body temperature is around the same as ours with 37 degrees Celsius.

Also, when they are too hot they basically curl up into their tail and go into a deep sleep.

Now onto their diet. They are in the order Carnivora. But these silly little creatures rarely eat meat. Noo, they use their sharp teeth and strong jaws to eat bamboo and other plants.

Fun fact, red pandas are the first pandas to be discovered. Which is weird since, we’ve gone over this god damnit, they’re not actually pandas! But hey, who really cares? They’re very cute and they also really like to play.

They also sleep for two thirds of the day. They’re more active in the twilight hours than when the sun is up.

Normally these red cat-bears (yes, that’s one of their names) like to sleep in hollow trees and on tree branches.-The first ‘pandas’ (yes, that is also a name for them) also have specials paws and wrists. This is because they have a pseudo thumb. A pseudo thumb is a bigger, modified bone that they use for climbing trees and grabbing bamboo. Giant pandas also have pseudo thumbs, but they use it for different stuff. This is called “convergent evolution”. That is when two different species faced similar situations and evolved to look similar.

Red pandas are usually quiet, but sometimes make sounds. And those are quacks. (Also squeals, twitters, hisses and grunts). You can google/search it up to hear for yourself!

And now some other cute red bear-cat pictures.

Have a good day! :D

@iwanttobepersephone

#fun facts #fun facts with idi #red panda #animals #animal facts

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niant111 · 1 year

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280123 • A day to remember.

Aku kayak lagi ngcas baterai biar semangat menjalani working days penuh lika liku. Haha.

Bersyukur bisa ada di lingkungan yang supportif, yang positif. Luv banget sama BNB yang juga sebagai perantara aku dan jodohku! Haha.

Well, pagi yang kesusu tapi slow. Aku dan Abi berhasil jadi tim yang suportif. Saling gantian ngemong adik & urusin urusan pribadi sampai jam 7an keluar rumah buat anter aku ke terminal.

Kita belanja breakfast dulu bentaran dan berpisah. Abi adik ke Gangsar buat renang & aku ke Surabaya. Terimakasih Abi & adik!

Adik A sempet riwil but I can't help. Good job Abi makasih udah sabar ngadepin minime, masakin minime, & makasih pokoknya lah udah berduaan sama minime haha.

Aku di patas Restu Panda karena kepepet. Kalau ada opsi eko Karanglo pasti aku pilih itu. Dan kenapa gamau Restu Panda bcz kakiku gak napak lol.

Terus gojek ke Deka Hotel. Pas nyampe, hampir ngchat Mba Dani buat tanyain apakah doi udah di TKP tapi sedetik kemudian udah nemu temen kantor lain, Yth Bpk HRD. Terus aku nitip helm dulu ke doi jadi doi balik lagi ke parkiran wkwk maap ye Pak

Terus kami berdua leren nyasar. Udah naik lift di gedung depan taunya lokasinya di belakang. Okelah gpp setelah hah hoh hah hoh kita briefing bentaran pas juga udah ada Mas Afif, sang operator.

Selebihnya ya briefing & kangen2an bentar sama bestie yang aku temui.

Meeting dimulai 10.10 dan baru sadar pas ngetik ini kalo aku belom absen🥲

Alhamdulillah semua berjalan lancar tanpa ada halang rintang. Jujur kayaknya jayus banget aku nge MC. Sama, grogi gak PD jadi center of attention karena jerawatku hiks.

Thanks to Rifa partner MCku yang baru ketemu tapi rasanya kita udah klik. Makasih juga PakBos & temen-temen koor atas kepercayaannya. Lebih ke ngerjain aku sih ya klean wkwk.

Seneng pas acara perform new member, yang tidak terjadi di zamanku. Menghibur! Btw angkatan 2018 kayaknya tinggal aku seorang sih sekarang hehe

Barisan para koor duduk di seat tedepan. Meanwhile tim DM berada jauh dari tempatku tapi Alhamdulillah sempet mingle sama mereka pas Ishoma. Aman.

Jujur kalau duduk di sebelah orang yang nggak aku kenal, aku suka ngerasa gak aman gak nyaman karena insecure HAHA

Tapi tadi di sebelah Mas Ido, Mas Afif, Pak Oky, Mas Vic. People yang se-circle jadi aku aman aja. Ngobrol santuy tanpa kikuk.

Makanannya enak tapi so-so nggak ada yang bikin aku pengin nambah. Alhamdulillah juga sempet bawa 1 cokelat buat adik.

Sempet bikin seneng dan dibikin seneng. Book signing ke Mba Uthe. Sesi discuss di tim DM. Digocarin Umik. Ngobrol banyak hal dari mobil listrik, lovestory kantor, sampai Blora. Wah, aku full tank lah pokoknya!

Ditutup dengan fota foto per divisi dan full team. Aman karena aku nggak keliatan gendut banget. Thanks Mas Yonas angle nya pas👏

Pulangnya ujan. Deres. Kayak rezekiku. Hehe aamiinn.

Sampai di terminal sebenernya kepikiran banget bawain adik apa ya. Ndilalah nyampe bus ada yang jual buku mewarna 10k 3 yaudah cus beli & alhamdulillah banget adik suka. Makasih ya, Nak!💕

Terus pulang dijemput Ayah Ibu. Sebelumnya pas berangkat juga Mas Ari nawarin nganter. Haha berasa pas single deh aku, jadi adik jadi anak. Nggak lagi berasa jadi uma.

Di rumah, udah ada Abi Adik & Dek Titif yang baru kelar sidang. Selamat udah Sarjana! Terimakasih donatnya.

Lalu makan lalapan, aku ngantuk tapi nggak lelah fisik, jadi kelar aktivitas semua diberesin sama Abi. Ah, gitu doang aku seneng lho Bi. Seneng banget kalau pekerjaan rumah tangga dibantuin tuh.

Sempet nemenin adik main, gendong peluk kiss yang buanyak dan tidur!

Tidur. Bangun jam 1 dini hari. Ngelihat update-an IGstoryku dilihat. Update WA dulu. Lalu Tumblr. And I called it a day!

Makasih banyak, YaAllah. Alhamdulillahirabbil alamin. Semoga 2023 target-target tecapai. Aamiinn. ✨

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aike-pandas · 2 years

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How is dating...? Pt 8!

*Friendly reminder this is with their Minecraft personas! I don't write about CCs.

Note: No pronouns used. GN reader.

Read rules before requesting~°♪

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“Sapnap”

🔥 Ah yes, our beloved arsonist Panda✨

🔥 He loves cuddling you, he's more of physical contact more than words.

🔥 He wants to keep you warm all the time.

🔥 He gives you surprise kisses.

🔥 Okay, unlike CC!Sapnap, this man can cook. Mildly good, but can cook.

🔥 Will bite your ear or hands if you don't pay attention to him.

🔥 His way of protecting you is getting between you and the danger. No one would lay their hands on you.

🔥 He's a flirty mf, and will tease you A LOT.

🔥 Call him cute and he stutters.

🔥 If you fall asleep on him, for him is like a cat rule; You shall not move.

🔥 Feels more comfortable to fall asleep on your belly. It's just soft for him.

🔥 Okay, hear me out, he calls you “My Dear” or “My Darling” in the sweetest tone he can put.

🔥 He melts under your touch. He's like a stray puppy, you gotta give him love.

🔥 Totally showed you off with George and Dream.

🔥 You also had to meet his father (Bad), it ended really well Tbh.

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*Welp, this is all I could do for Sapnap. I'm not gonna lie, he's my favourite and I think he's an underrated character... Well, sort off. Hope you enjoyed!

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inaflashimagine · 3 years

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You have no idea how hard your jjk headcanons hp!au did my week, really, i didn’t know i needed it vitally before I read it omg and aaah the way that all is accurate !1!1 I’ve been thinking a lot about hp au and seeing someone else’s facts makes me crazy with joy omg tysm ( btw only thing that shocked me a bit is that i see Nanami 100% at Hufflepuf (even if Ravenclaw suits him well) and gojo as a slytherin krkr). anyway I discovered your account not long ago, and I’m very happy <33 ✨

🥺🥺ahh thank for this sweet ask this honestly made my morning (and these past 24 hours were hectic for me so this made my heart full)

Ahh yes you’re so right anon!! I chose Ravenclaw!Nanami and Gryffindor!Gojo bc I was influenced by this fanart but the more I think about it Nanami fits more of the Hufflepuff traits. Sure, he might not seem like it outwardly (at least compared to Haibara) but he would be the type to give a shivering reader his scarf bc they forgot theirs.

Yeah, the more I think about it I might make him a Hufflepuff (like 95% confident here). Imagine him and Haibara being roommates🥺🥺 Although reader jokes that the hat should’ve sorted him into Ravenclaw bc he always manages to quickly answer the riddles to enter the Ravenclaw tower. (Also him being in Hufflepuff gives me an excuse to include that garish yellow tie he wears lmao...maybe reader gifts it to him so “he can show more Hufflepuff pride” and they meant it as a joke but nanami wears it from time to time...or maybe he begins wearing that tie after graduation who knows lol)

Ah with Gojo I can’t tell if I see him as Gryffindor or Slytherin. I think Gojo fits traits from both houses so I need to mull over this more...I am leaning a bit more toward slytherin tho so him and Geto can be friends LOL

And the more I think about it, I wanna sort Yuji to Hufflepuff bc he’s sunshine boy and I think it’d be kinda cute to see a friendship/mentorship between him and Nanami (and Haibara!!!! Omg those two are so alike I need to write a scene with them meeting each other). He does fit Gryffindor tho...maybe he can be like the reverse of Neville bc didnt Neville want to be Hufflepuff and the hat was like nah you’re Gryffindor. Ahh I’m literally spouting nonsense sorry

Other people I need to think about (I might not even include them in drabbles or series but idk this is fun to imagine)

Nobara = Gryffindor. Pretty set on this I think it suits her well!

Megumi. So his love for reading and just his character design gives me Ravenclaw vibes. I like this idea of the Zen’ins and the other two clans traditionally being placed into Slytherin but he’s the sore thumb/gets placed into Ravenclaw. Still gotta think on this one.

Maki and Mai = Slytherin.

Kamo = Slytherin

Todo = Gryffindor?

Miwa = Hufflepuff. Tho she wanted to be in Slytherin bc she wanted connections to the three great pure blood families so she doesn’t have to be poor anymore (the Sorting Hat was not buying that argument)

Momo = I see her as Hufflepuff but honestly it’s because I can’t picture her anywhere else jfjskskjffj

Mechamaru = Ravenclaw or Slytherin?

Inumaki = Hufflepuff?? Okay I feel like I don’t really know Inumaki but I see Yuta as Hufflepuff and their friendship is cute af in the manga

Yuta = Hufflepuff tho ch 137 onward Yuta I kinda see Gryffindor.

I want Panda to be Hagrid’s talking pet that everyone loves but I feel like that’s just so rude to Yaga LOL. Just imagine all these fantastical beasts and then you have a talking panda pls that’s sending me

Crap I need to sort this into a doc or something idk how that freaking sorting hat does it💀

#Vanessa rambles #like truly rambles #jjk x hp au #crap I’m also thinking about a slytherin!gojo x Gryffindor!reader UGHHH I need to stop w all these ideas #I feel like I keep on changing my thoughts about this AU lol so much fun brainstorming #bruh me about to delete that initial rambling bc now I really only see nanami as Hufflepuff CRAPP #thank you anon for sharing your amazing thoughts much appreciated💕🥺

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