*Gideon leaving*:
Reid: If I had a nickel for every time a father figure in my life abandoned me…
Reid: I’d only have two nickels but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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"not all men" that's right, they would never
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"I watch Criminal Minds for the plot"
The plot:
(I love all the BAU agents, but they are my favorites).
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When every good show ever has that one character in season 1, that makes rewatches so hard.. that everyone just collectively silently rewatches from s2.
And season 2 always has the fan favourite character’s debut
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Headcanons I have about random Imperials based purely on ✨vibes✨
Thrawn - Puts both hands on the walls at urinals.
Eli - Always has a bruise in the shape of someones handprint on his ass.
Faro - Sniffs babies.
Pryce - Licks the inside of crisp packets.
Kallus - Pees in the sink.
Lyste - Thinks women poop babies out their butts.
Tarkin - Can’t rotate a PDF.
Krennic - Thinks Kit Kats are chocolate bars.
Ronan - Won’t shut up about his favourite podcast.
Deyja - His Doctor says he can’t have engery drinks anymore.
Gideon - Has never been to McDonalds and wants everyone to know it.
Yularen - Lactose intolerant (and deeply ashamed of this).
Dobbs - Doesn’t understand punctuation so always uses commas,
Enoch - Don’t bully him, he’ll cum.
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when gideon said "you don't need a gun to kill somebody" in 2005 and now it's 2023 and i'm still too stupid to understand what he meant
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I have no idea why they are sending Gideon all over the place right now... like he is not nearly popular or cool enough to be showing up in this many books...
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i've been stuck quarantining with covid, and during my isolation i've finished two books that i started months ago. I FINISHED GIDEON THE NINTH AND THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE THE TIME WAR WITHIN A DAY OF EACH OTHER. SEND HELP MY POOR BRAIN IS MELTING I FUCKING LOVE SAPPHIC WEIRD ASS FUTURE WEIRDOS
the ending of each plot had me utterly befuddled and i loved it
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"Phil Coulson is of no consequence"
*proceeds to watch his entire plan for world domination fall apart courtesy of phil coulson*
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I would just love it if in The Mandalorian, The New Republic are trying to interrogate Gideon in prison, but they’re like, ‘He’s Ex-ISB, we can’t interrogate this guy. Nothing works.” And someone goes, “Well, what if we had an Ex-ISB on our side who knows how to get through to him? I hear there’s an ISB agent turned rebel living on Lira San...”
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