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wenclair might be one of the few ships where the whole "black cat gf x golden retriver gf" trope isn't an exaggerated, fan-made caricature of the characters. like that's just them in canon. that's who they are.
#totally agree that sometimes the fandom 'rounds up' and shoves characters into boxes they don't really fit for the sake of a dynamic#but that's not the case here#they are the embodiment of black cat x golden retriever gfs and i love them for it#wenclair#ofc this is partly due to the campy nature of the addams family to begin with#which makes all the characters caricatures by default
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Wednesday: Bianca and Yoko think they're the hotter couple. So, to prove them wrong we have to go and have a ton of sex.
Enid: Wednesday, you've got to stop this competitiveness. Just to prove them wrong you want me to go upstairs and have sex with you over, and over, and over, and l'm saying no to this why? Get your coat!
#literally woke up in the middle of the night to make this#if there is any typo i'm sorry it's because i didn't take the time to put my glasses on#for the record i think wednesday is ace but it's for the joke#wednesday netflix#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#wenclair#incorrect wednesday quotes#incorrect quotes#the addams family
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Ok ok… here me out for a second…
Thenamesh Addams Family AU…
The Lee Family: business associates of Father's who were coming to meet with them over real estate (or some such). Mister Lee dealt in property, and also possessed quite a lot of the railways, according to Father. Missus Lee was as much of a matriarch as Mother, although they were going to talk about their poison gardens, or some other such.
Thena stared at the family standing in the foyer. They were like the picture perfect opposite of herself and her own family. They were dressed entirely in black, even the son in a smart black suit. They had mild expressions but warmer seeming eyes, all a gentle brown.
Mother and Father had perfectly sculpted smiles, but eyes as cold as the tundra. They were dressed in all white, just like Thena was, with her white-blonde hair braided over her shoulder.
"Mister and Missus Lee," Father greeted them with a falsely warm tone. Before they had arrived, he had said that they were horrid people to do business with, despite his very warm tone.
"Such a pleasure," Mother purred as she exchanged air-cheek-kisses with Missus Lee. She had said that she would rather let Theseus - the young iguana currently hiding in Thena's room - sit on her lap than align herself with 'Mister Lee's wife'.
Such walking contradictions her parents were.
"This is our son," Mister Lee smiled more genuinely, putting his hands on his son's (broad) shoulders. "Gilgamesh."
"Pleasure to meet you." He had a soft voice.
Thena stared at the young man. He was big for their age, with a young moustache coming in on his upper lip. Thena's lips twitched; it suited him, in a funny sort of way.
"Gilgamesh," Mister Lee clapped his hands on his son's back as the parents began moving into the drawing room, "greet the young lady properly."
Not that they stuck around to see that it happened.
Thena looked at the young man again, extending her hand, her palm facing the floor. Her face was still impassive, and she hadn't said a word, just like Father always taught her.
Gilgamesh looked at her with some intrigue in his eyes, bending further than he needed to as he accepted her hand in his. He bowed his head completely, nothing short of reverent as he said, "my pleasure."
Thena tilted her head as he kissed the back of her hand. It was gentle, and he even held it softly with his other hand as his lips touched her knuckle. She smiled; she could feel his moustache tickle her skin, "enchante."
"Bless you," he extended a handkerchief.
Thena laughed before quickly raising her hand between her mouth and his eyes. She was forgetting her etiquette with their guest; Mother would be furious.
"What, are you not allowed to laugh?"
Thena looked at him again, and, without his parents to loom over him, Gilgamesh seemed more relaxed. His shoulders were still wider than any she had seen, but they were slouched, his hands in his trouser pockets. She had never seen anyone look so comfortable in their own skin before.
"It's okay," he shrugged as he smiled, attempting to encourage her into doing the same, "I won't tell."
She almost - almost! - let another laugh escape her before fixing her lips into a perfect smile. It was rigid and hard to maintain, but it was the only one she knew how to do. "I thank you for your consideration."
"So, uh," Gilgamesh leaned back just for a second before walking closer to her, away from the doorway where their parents' business mutterings were happening. "We're supposed to...talk, I guess?"
"Indeed."
"Okay," he looked at her, hands still in his pockets. His eyes ran over her, and Thena briefly forgot what she had put on that day (Mother always picked her clothes for her anyway). "What do you wanna talk about?"
Thena blinked. She had read about trains and business economics and stock options all night in preparation to meet the magnate's son. And he was asking her? "Me?"
"Yeah, you," he smiled, even more naturally than before. He had a nice smile. "What do you like to do?"
What did she like to do? What was she allowed to do? Her days were filled with lessons, and then after that, she was left to her own devices. "Sometimes Mother lets me assist her in the poison garden."
"Oh yeah, Ma has the same kind of thing at home," Gilgamesh made a face that betrayed his lack of interest in the topic. "She just gets mad when I'm outside because she always thinks I'll step on it, though."
Thena felt her lips twitch, aching to leave the practised posture of the smile she had on. "Mother is similarly protective of ours. She gets furious when Theseus crawls around in the soil."
"Who's Theseus?"
Again, Thena felt caught off guard by the question, even though they were the only ones speaking. She wasn't used to being asked so many questions that weren't on a preordained subject. "Theseus is my iguana."
"You have a pet?" Gilgamesh beamed, so utterly delighted by even the idea of having an animal companion. He stepped closer to her, "can I see him?"
"I-I suppose," she uttered before she had a chance to think better of it. Was this what she was supposed to be doing? She was told to be hospitable to the Lee Family et al, so surely that included indulging Gilgamesh too...right? "Come with me."
"Allow me," he smiled, holding out his hand for her.
Thena paused just for a moment before slipping her hand into his, the way she had seen Mother do when Father held her hand as they walked the halls of their cold and sprawling estate. The way a gentleman did with a lady.
Gilgamesh held her hand so gently she felt as if she would collapse.
Thena looked down at the steps as she lead him upstairs, opting to walk to the left first. "Mother and Father have been anticipating your visit for quite some time."
"My folks too," he concurred, in much more casual phrasing. He looked around as they walked, his other hand still in his pocket. "They're all excited for it, and yet they keep saying what a drag it is."
Thena smiled as much as she was able without practising, "my parents are the same. I haven't the faintest idea why they insist on referring to things they claim are good to be so awful."
"They're funny like that, huh?" Gilgamesh looked away from the family portraits lining the upper walls to her again. "Should I have said it was quite awful to make your acquaintance?"
Thena let another tiny little laugh escape. She peeked at Gilgamesh, just to make sure he didn't mind. But he was smiling right at her. "Abysmal to meet you as well."
"See?" he grinned so freely, so uninhibited by the gilded cage around them. "Maybe that should be our code for things. If they're going to pretend shit it so great, then we can say just the opposite."
They reached the top of the staircase, where it split from its other half. Still, he didn't let go of her hand, waiting for to lead him wherever they pleased.
"Then I am having," she paused, her lips pressing together in threat of another smile, "an awful time."
His hand squeezed around hers faintly. But it was nice. "Me too."
#Thenamesh AU#Thenamesh Addams Family AU#so I love the Addams Family#always have#I watched a very specific incarnation of them#which was the very Canadian television series The New Addams Family#so in her youth they show Morticia as looking just like Wednesday#which I think is kind of funny and cute#Thena is in this all white getup#hair in a braid#hates life#then she meets this young enthusiastic mustachioed little gentleman#and goes ah this is what people mean by joie de vivre#also it's the Addamses whole shtick right?#to say good is bad and bad is good#and the most common critique is that it's tired and doesn't make sense#but that's...the point#the Addams represent how old comedy was always about hating your wife and your kids and your family#and how messed up that is#The Addams Family is all about how genuine love is deeper than what's on the surface#so back to this fic#I have always thought this about that little joke#that well if everyone else is going to spout lies then so will we#but it will be our little secret#our little love language to say we love each other in plain sight#the star crossed lovers of it all I mean#The Lees do eventually leave#Mister Lee is like well son did you get to know the girl?#Gilgamesh: I shall marry her
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they really went and gave morticia and gomez's daughter two of the blandest love interests
#like do you not see the level of passion and love she grew up around#what makes you think she would be attracted in the slightest to these two boring entitled little bitches#like the 2 ppl she connects with the most are eugene and enid who are very enthusiastic about what they like#she evens starts respecting weems when she understands that she'd do anything for her school#give her a passionate little freak that she'd want to study like a weird bug for the rest of her life#wednesday#wednesday addams#wednesday netflix#the addams family#jenna ortega#wenclair
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Unironically Wednesday as this idiot’s Robin
#wednesday 20222#wednesday addams#the batman#battinson#I WAS GOING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT GOTH ROBIN FOR GOTH BATMAN BUT NOW I'M LOSING MY MIND#IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY#LIKE BY ALL RGHTS HE'S /SUPPOSED/ TO WIND UP WITH A TEN-YEAR-OLD AND THAT'S HARD ENOUGH#BUT NO HE GETS THE GOTH TEEN WHO WAS IN GOTHAM JUVIE FOR LEGITIMATE REASONS#AND WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME THERE NO LESS#HE'S IMMEDIATELY EXHAUSTED AND SLIGHTLY FRIGHTENED#SHE'S JUST LIKE ''hm. i've always wanted to kill a clown''#''nO''#listen i'm just in tears gross ugly sobbing over the mental image#this stupid batman in his stupid clunky boots#and this FREAKING TINY AS HELL LITTLE MURDER GOTH IN HER LITTLE PLATFORM SHOES I'M#her family adopts Battinson but is disappointed in his no kill policy#Alfred and Thing exchange war stories
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Abbott and Dr Marshall Quesne as Gomez and Morticia Addams
I've been thinking a lot lately about how Gomez was partially inspired by Peter Lorre and it made me wanna draw one of his characters as Gomez. Tbh I feel a bit guilty for not making Agnes Morticia since she's such an obvious pick, but you must understand that I reeeally wanted an excuse to put more Dr X fanart on this blog
#i should make my next drawing of agnes to make up for it#peter lorre#the man who knew too much 1934#abbott#the return of dr x#dr maurice xavier#dr marshall quesne#the addams family#gomez addams#morticia addams#my art#i like this but i woukdnt say they look super recogniseable#abbott kinda looks like a mob boss#and quesne has a weird ursula look about him with the hair swirls at the end of the dress and the purple shadows on his skin#also again i forgot to factor in how much heels would alter the height difference between them#but that unintentionally kinda works out since i forgot quesne has trouble walking so he probably wouldnt be wearing heels anyway lol#or at least he shouldn't#but yeah thos was a lot of fun#kinda wish i drew the whole family though#hugo and jp ghastly would make for a good Wednesday and pugsly respectively#draghumf#forgot i already had that tag too lol
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Watching Wednesday for the first time and,, is every line she says the entire season always this cringe inducing???
#also one of the people im watching it with is just. SO dumb.#ih#wednesday#he making up these theories about whats happening and treating them like canon and im ??? girl no#edit also this is an actual question#like i want to watch this show but#idk if i can if its always this... ''teenager who thinks theyre the specialest thing on earth because they hate people'' thing...#like girl we know youre super special can do anything hate people etc etc etc we all went through the same phase lmfao#my eyes hurt from rolling i cannot keep this up#i simply do not have the mental fortitude required to watch a show that has me rolling my eyes every time a character opens their mouth#and disclaimer i liked the addams family like the actual show#this is playing too deadass and im :-/#but yeah fr is this going to continue the whole time or does she stop being QUITE so annoying once she gets a friend???
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#the addams family#horror make-up kit#halloween#samhein#all hallow's eve#trick or treat#morticia addams
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I'm weak for movies that are a little confusing, a little messy and clearly of questionable quality, but with characters so likable that I find myself watching them again and again and again just because of them.
#the story makes no sense but i like to see these bastards existing#that's basically it#the league of extraordinary gentlemen#light up the new world#do revenge#wednesday fits here except it's a series#the addams family 2019#a bit of scooby doo animated movies#this list is long these were just the first ones I remembered
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i watched hadestown again
#ITS A SAD TALE!!!! ITS A TRAGEDY!!!#im gonna rewatch addams family i think and then a starkid show#and then finish dead poets society#and then perhaps 92sies#and then be back from spring break 💔#but i jst needed background noise while i did my hair and hw and iknew hadestown is all song#but oh my god i was crying the whole tiem#l speaks#shut up l#and then i went on tiktok and saw an ending where orpheus and eurydice make it out cuz i think eva was leaving#and OH MY GOD i sobbed#i love hadesrown fav musical of all tume
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rant incoming lol ive been broken emotionally. this goes out to anyone who feels like theyre living in the twilight zone rn like i do
#i hate the wednesday show lol i cant take it anymore#jenna ortegas performance is the only thing getting me through this#i cant believe how much praise this is getting its actually breaking my brain#nothing about this is giving addams family....#you could literally change them out for new characters and it wouldnt make a difference#im watching wednesday on a date watching legally blonde i REALLY cant take this anymore#cant believe they put wednesday in an environment where she isnt an outcast#even tho the show keeps TELLING me shes still an outcast#put her back in the prep school in conservative middle america that is where the addams family was designed to THRIVE#and every character is so boooorrrriiinnnnggg#except for bianca kind of she has potential#every time they try to do some kind of reference to the movies im just like 'dang wish i was watching that instead rn dont remind me'#AND i cant believe they really gave wednesday the 'ugh im a teen and i hate my mom' trait#the whole POINT of the addams family is that they are the antitheses of the average nuclear family#so why give her this extremely common teenage girl trait#this show is fine if you have never had any exposure to the addams family or just straight up didnt like the addams family#bc its not the addams family#the family isnt even there!!!#thats the worst part for me :(#why not have a B plot back at the addams mansion?#instead of all these bland boring characters i can hardly remember the names of#and her love interests SUCK!!! THEY SUCK!!! the Only character it makes sense for her to befriend is eugene#and they put him in the hospital almost immediately#rant over do not defend this show to me#u can enjoy it or whatever but i cant do it anymore#her dress was pretty tho. and fester was ok#also morticia and gomez have zero chemistry which is a crime#their younger counterparts had more chemistry and their acting was weak so that says a lot#sorry i was raised on the 60s show and the 90s movies i tried to be fair but this is Some Shit my dude.. its giving CW#it speaks
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Does it count as a face reveal ? Meh I wear a wig and stylized makeup, 2 things I never do so it's making me too unrocognizable so I guess I can post it then
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hot take meet the robinsons is scifi addams fanily
#Themes of found family and loving the family you have even if they’re somewhat annoying? Check#Family so big nobodys quite sure where some of the members actually connect to the family and are just kinda there? Check#Themes of being nice to the people around you even if they arent your family AND theyre weird? Check#Themes of weirdness not only not being bad but actively being good(at least sometimes)? Check#the addams family#meet the robinsons#found family#i guess#posts i make instead of going to sleep#posts i make instead of getting up the courage to go wake my mother in the middle of the night because my eye randomly started hurting#and won’t stop hurting no matter what i think to do and so obviously i cant sleep and its only getting worse trying to sleep#keeping my eye closed is wrong keeping it open is wrong rubbing it(carefully) is wrong forcefully removing eyelashes(which is often right)#is wrong rinsing it with water is wrong carefully drying the area around my eye from the water is wrong nothing is helping everything hurts#not even necessarily badly but its my eye yknow? and it all just kinda sucks
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#bad day so i went mad and did this#it did make me giggle i hope it brightens your day up too <3#wwdits spoilers#what we do in the shadows spoilers#the addams family#what we do in the shadows#keep this a secret here
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so i've finished wendesday! and as expected jenna ortega as wednesday did not disappoint at all but as for the show in general...... *personally* i feel like it was missing something? some sort of "oompf" like the show was lacking something that i can't explain or point out like it was Nice™ but after all the coverage of the show after it came out, i just thought i would like it more.... maybe i had set my expectations up too high and my actual experience of the show fell a little short but oh well anyways! at least we had wenclair, enemies to friends wednesday and bianca and, our trusty adorable hummer bestie eugene, and also catherine zita jones, gwendoline christie, and christina ricci of course
#yes i will make just maybe one or two wenclair edits#and i'm also currently watching the 90s addams family movies to sort of make up for what i felt was missing from the show#i guess maybe barry sonnenfield's version was just better??? or at least more to my preference lol#wednesday lb
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I do not like the people who are saying “the Wednesday show misunderstands the loving nature of the Addams family and there would never be tension between Wednesday and her parents blah blah blah”
Shut up. Seriously. All teenagers (& esp teenage girls) have some sort of tension with their parents. That’s just the way teenagers WORK. And Wednesday is totally valid in her annoyance because she’s having to leave her little brother who she was trying to protect AND she’s rightfully upset about constantly being compared to her mother! The tension isn’t a bad thing, it’s completely normal for a girl the age of Wednesday in the show! Besides by the end she has talked to BOTH of her parents and they have all come to an understanding!
#it just makes me so mad#like tell me you didn’t grow up in your parents shadow without telling me you didn’t grow up in your parents shadow#it’s difficult!#I did it my entire life!#I love my family but constantly having to live up to what people expected of me as a member of my family was hard! and frustrating!#it still is!!#anyway the girls that get it get it and the girls that don’t gornt#wednesday addams#Wednesday#wednesday series
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