"7 tickets to Barbie please"

Hmmm Gomez and Morticia adopting Percy because of Hades killing Sally when he was 10 to get at Poseidon and they found him nomading around the US since there's no way he was staying with Smelly Gabe and refusing to let anyone else be his new parents due to his crazy ass powers,how he'd been using them to do vigilanteism unintentionally by doing stuff like saving people getting assaulted and his personality making him perfect to be an Addams,including the willingness to kill,so he becomes the eldest Addams sibling and a goth punk instead of crustpunk like in canon.They also nickname him 'Seo'(spanish pronounciation)instead of Percy from his full name 'Perseo' and years later Sally gets brought back from the dead through macabe shenanigans and is the family's live-in ghost

Happy birthday Wednesday Addams!!!

Here comes Cousin Itt!

Morticia Cubed

Sweet Morticia (1964) - Carolyn Jones’ morticia was the most sweet tempered and good natured version. She was gentle and peppered in “dear” and “darling” in every sentence to everyone she cared about, not just Gomez. The way she cared for her plants and kitty cat, feeding them, soothing them with words, referring to herself and gomez as mother and father. She also had anxiety!! let’s not forget!! she was constantly overthinking, espousing some statement and then immediately recanting it. Famously, while standing up and then sitting down in her chair. She said herself that she “lives in constant fear that someone is going to come along and take” gomez away from her. Morticia seems to have some insecurities which probably stem from Ophelia being the favorite and nearly marrying Gomez herself. Let’s not forget, they got very close to being married. They were already at the alter and it looked like there was no way out. Morticia doesn’t show it as outwardly as Gomez but is as madly in love with him. Seeing him almost married to someone she already felt inferior to probably traumatized her. Even though everything worked out in Tish’s favor, she probably still carries that fear. After all, she regards Gomez as handsome, romantic, dynamic, sweet, selfless, and caring. Why wouldn’t someone else come along and realize that? Also, in the episode where Morticia and Gomez have a fight, it only happened because she thought Gomez’ play-acting had truth to it. “I knew it. You do think I’m wasteful!” And she probably only thought that because it’s what she thinks of herself. The Addams’ do have a very abundant catalog of frivolous items and she might be afraid that Gomez does or will eventually resent her for it. Again, this could stem from her upbringing as the less favorable child; mother frump giving ophelia everything she wants and resenting morticia for needing anything. The poor baby 🥺 That’s also why it’s all the more lovely that Gomez is so generous with his affection and words of affirmation bc Trish probably really needs that reassurance that she is the center of his universe. As a mirrorball child, it probably means the world to her. Now, this (and their relationship in general) could be perceived as Gomez being more in love or their love not being equal but they just express themselves differently. (consider candace and jeremy from phineas and ferb. equally obsessed, just expressed in different ways) Gomez’ love language is physical touch and words of affirmation while Morticia’s is acts of service. (they both love quality time. they’re together 24/7!) Gomez makes it known to the entire world that he loves Morticia for her mind, body, and soul. and Morticia, as someone with anxiety, probably doesn’t outwardly express her love. I, myself, am an anxious introvert and I don’t vocalize a lot of things/am generally quiet and not talkative. Not being vocal doesn’t mean the love isn’t there. She loves Gomez in other ways. Like memorizing the entire catalogue of Addams, what they did, when and where they lived, and what they like???? hello, wife goals. She’s always looking out for Gomez too. When she thinks he’s lost everything, she puts everyone in the family to work including herself! When Gomez gets amnesia, she does everything in her power to jog his memory without hurting him and even had to delegate clubbing him on the head to someone else because she couldn’t bear to hurt him 🥺

Also! Morticia is a cryer! the way her lower lip quivers when something really gets to her (and the way Gomez swoops in with a worried “querida?🥺” and a comforting touch… SWOON). Very much a cancer rising.

In the same vein, Morticia is an empath. She always considers other people’s feelings, is thinking of ways to thank people who have visited the Addams house (“we ought to send them a gift, dear!”), and considering how and why someone is particularly sad, ill, upset, out of sorts, etc. and coming up with ways to fix it! Even when Gomez is overwhelmed with his love (lust) for her, she put that aside to focus on the problem at hand. At her core, she is a mother and a caretaker. She’s a gentle, caring, sensitive soul and I love her.

Sexy Morticia (1990s) - Morticia has always been a knock out but they had more room to go full sexy smokeshow with Anjelica Houston’s iteration in the 90s. 60s Morticia was always quelling Gomez’ lust with a stroke to his chin and a promise of “later” but 90s Morticia dialed up the horny to 11. She was allowed to reciprocate Gomez’ lust and vocalize her own. Her first lines were alluding to the wild, crazy, demonic, hedonistic sex she and gomez had the night before and how she wants her black blown out like that again! She has more of a commitment to the dark arts, as was the trend at the time with grunge. Her makeup, wardrobe, and general appearance leaned more into the femme fatale and thus, she became every 90s kid’s sexual awakening. Long Live Anjelica Houston.

Stern Morticia (2019) - I have such a soft spot for the animated movies. They do have their issues as a lot of the jokes were purely made to pander to a modern audience (squad goals, billie eilish, etc). but they’re not without their merit. Casting Oscar Isaac as Gomez Addams was a stroke of brilliance. Now that being said, this is my least favorite version of Morticia. She’s much more stern, with Gomez, with the kids, with grandmama. She very much wanted things a certain way and was upset when the status quo was changing (i.e. wednesday wanting to go outside or go to school) it just came off as controlling. The writers took Gomez and Morticia (a passionate, indulgent husband and a caring, seductive wife) and watered them down into head in the clouds x no nonsense. It was upsetting to see.

One thing about Morticia Addams is that she is always going to be played by a hot milf

I'm weak for movies that are a little confusing, a little messy and clearly of questionable quality, but with characters so likable that I find myself watching them again and again and again just because of them.

Hi Guys,

While we wait on the new Addams Family series ‘Wednesday’, I thought I might take it upon myself to ask you which are your favourite actors you love that portrayed the character Wednesday here?

Addams Family jumble where by the time of Wednesday, we got Joel and Parker into the fold to also attend the high school and see Wednesday off at Nevermore. Parker was a runaway after the events of the 2019 movie (we can ignore movie 2, dw) and Joel the simp visits from time to time (or he too is adopted, idk, the Addams can definitely afford the inhalers n whatever). Parker insists on a phone or the classic crystal ball so the besties can keep in touch and Parker can tease her sis about her crush lol

Fester Addams from The Addams Family Freeform is trans.

I'm watching the addams family 2 (2021) and I'm really sad they changed wednesdays hair from the first one

in the 2019 one she had adorable little noose-shaped braids:

but then they just changed it to normal 3 strand braids in this one:

I guess it makes sense if they wanted her to look more like the og Wednesday but it's not like they were too worried abt being faithful to the originals so idk

When I say I'm a switch It means I can switch between Gomez and Morticia energy

Look, maybe everyone else wants to watch another 90 minutes of Jimmy Crystal yelling, dispensing his repulsive voice and being a smug sack of feces, but I don't. I'm not forcing myself to sit through the one Sing character I'm STRONGLY uncomfortable with, even with the dog character I DO want back not returning. The brief time on Earth I have left is too short to force myself into viewing this chalky throw rug with a smile on my face.

There’s a scene in The Addam’s Family where all the extended family are gathered together and there’s an attack on the house. I for some reason shipped these (presumably) siblings who were randomly shown for .5 seconds.

“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky, they’re all together ooky , The Addams Family! *snap snap*”

Okay, so this is my first time ever drawing this version of Morticia and Gomez and I must say, I’m pretty proud of myself! Aaahhhh! I love them so much! Originally these drawings were going to be part of a mini comic I was working on but it didn’t work out the way I imagined it so I just decided to add them as regular artworks instead! (Background is from the film, I just drew the characters in my style!)

when the Oscar Isaac brain rot is so severe, even animated Gomez Addams from the 2019 Addams family movie is turning me on