hello i was the anon who sent in the soccer coach hotch hcs!! I've just watched S7EP1 and HELLO I HAVE MORE IDEAS

BEARDED HOTCH?! I JUST ABOUT DIED 🥵 HOW IS HE SO FINE??

Anyways continuing along with the same theme being his girl, can you imagine

You and Jack Skype everyday with him and you can literally see the progression of clean shaven to beard

You didn't think he could get any better looking but then he's got the scruff and he's grumpier over there and you feel bad and would much rather he be here with you but holy hell has the desert made him hotter

You don't get much opportunity to do anything really but the few chances you do get to have some phone action, it's quick and desperate, you're whimpering into the phone, fingers rubbing furiously at your clit as he tells you how he's going to spread you open and lap at your pussy until you've made puddles on the bed and his new beard is going to be soaked with your juices, how he cannot wait to feel your velvety walls surround his cock

You can hear the squelch of his hand as he pulls it up and down, fast and hard, he's grunting into the phone as you moan his name, trying to stay quiet but just too worked up to be silent

"so desperate f'me, aren't you, sweetheart? that little pussy needs her fill of cum, she misses me, huh?"

"stuff in another finger, angel, jus' like that, you can take it, hm? gonna be a good girl f'me, i know you are"

You're whining and rubbing as fast as you can, your clit practically on fire, the coil in your abdomen spiraling tighter and tighter - "please, Aaron, please I need to cum, I need more"

He grunts in return and his hand speeds up, twisting at head of his cock, just like you would do in your hand jobs

"Cum for me, pretty girl, imagine I'm there, tonguing that pretty pussy, nosing that gorgeous clit, beard rubbing all over your thighs, lemme hear you, gorgeous, let go, c'mon"

You both come with a whispered shouts, panting into the phone, fingers now languidly stroking

"wish you were here, Aaron, I miss you" your voice cracks at the end, the intensity of your orgasm feeds into the emotions

"i miss you too, sweetheart, I wish I could be there with you too" his heart aches that he can't see or hold you but he hangs with promises to call tomorrow and to be safe as always

Not two seconds later, his phone rings again and it's Morgan telling him they've got Doyle

"you ready to come home, man?" "nothing is going to stop me now"

(Eeek, I've never really written anything NSFW before but I wanted to share with ya, hope it's okay 🙈)

this post is 18+, minors dni.

babe. bearded hotch could eat me out anyday i know the beard burn from that would be phenomenal.

Jack squints at him when the beard finally becomes recognizable he's like daddy :/ shave :/ and hotch is like hey !! i thought it looked good !!

HNNGGH PHONE SEX WITH AARON YES YES YES >>> YOU'RE BOTH TRYING TO KEEP QUIET SO NO ONE HEARS YOU SKJNSF shut up hearing his hand move that is. jesus.

"he tells you how he's going to spread you open and lap at your pussy until you've made puddles on the bed and his new beard is going to be soaked with your juices" did you consider that this could have me foaming at the mouth. frothing at the clit, perhaps? mother of god i want that man. I literally fucking loathe dirty talk and for some reason this had me gripping the sheets. You’ve done it you’ve convinced me.

"Cum for me, pretty girl, imagine I'm there, tonguing that pretty pussy, nosing that gorgeous clit, beard rubbing all over your thighs, lemme hear you, gorgeous, let go, c'mon" i am barking direCTLY AT IT. i want him to ravage me i am unwell.

no but the night that he comes back jack is all over him, and insists that he sleep between you. so the next night you ship him off to JJ's, and you literally fuck through the night. you don't get any sleep until well into the next morning, and he definitely wakes you up between your thighs 🥴

The Thomas Thorne Affair

Painted a bit of a tribute for this beautiful gem of a game by @blacktabbygames... it's not only a deeply existential horror dating sim, but, it also allows you to indifinitely annoy @jonnywaistcoat !

Never forget that Inej canonically rejected Kaz when he confessed his feelings for her after the ice court heist (as she should have) and he took it like a champ (as he should have). He literally quipped with her on the island in front of Van Eck before shit hit the fan and said something like “I’m not big on bluffing am I, Inej?”

Everything went back to normal between the two of them and I have no choice but to stan.

So. After 5 years of waiting. I saw Hadestown live last night. And I am still going Insane from it

Everybody look at me, me I walk in the door, you start screaming

she's a maneater <3

feminine trans guy gripping the edge of his counter, staring in the mirror with bloodshot eyes, muttering “if finn5ter can do it, i can do it” over and over again to himself

sorry we pulled your fiancé through a portal doorway hole to another dimension yeah we absorbed him into the void and left a little bit on your hand sorry

Could a desk chair kill Macbeth

Under certain circumstances, yes, a desk chair (or any inanimate object, for that matter) could kill Macbeth. The chances of those circumstances occurring are slim, since there are two big factors that rule out most ways that someone could possibly die to a desk chair:

1.) Using a desk chair as a murder weapon, which does not attribute the kill to the chair itself, but the person who used it.

2.) The desk chair being sentient and animate to a degree, which would be a case-by-case basis depending on who built that specific chair, the chair's identity, etc.

However, Macbeth could die by desk chair if, say, the chair was swept up in a tornado and launched into him. As long as nobody specifically set it up so that the chair would get picked up by the tornado, and the chair doesn't have its own free will, nobody would be attributed the kill other than the chair, which, being an artificially created inanimate object, would apply for at least GC and UBC.

Thank you for your submission!

I love them. So much.

I made uhh a ref of the Earthspark soft body design simply for the sake of ref and Im fking sticking to it (The designs are inspired by SINØKY from twt) (click for higher quality yada yada)

Also some Earthspark doodles feat. Megop and bonding moment with Twitch and Megatron

Eddie's been a perpetual DM his whole life so when Dustin offers to run a one-shot over the first Thanksgiving break everyone actually gets time off for, Eddie leaps at the chance to play as a PC, and begs Steve to play. Steve hasn't seen all the kids (they're in their mid twenties but to Steve they'll always be The Kids) together in years and he's been subjected to enough lectures about it that he's half convinced he knows his way around a campaign and he's hopelessly in love with his best friend anyway. ("No, Robin, it's different alright, I can have two best friends." "Uh, no, dingus, you can't.")

So they all huddle into the Byers-Hopper living room and to no one's real surprise Eddie's PC is just breathtakingly detailed, backstory fleshed out and built into Dustin's storyline and he goes absolutely HAM with the character voice and has a blast with it.

The shock comes from Steve's character - because Steve is determined to make this the last year he moons at Eddie Munson from afar and he's recruited Dustin's help to weave in some memory loss for Eddie's character and spent hours upon hours working out his own character with Eddie because "I'm hopeless, man, you gotta help me."



(And Eddie does, bc Steve is his best buddy in the whole world and no one is immune to his puppy eyes except maybe the Wheelers.)

Steve goes for it, because he's nearly thirty gd years old and what does he care if sometimes he's a little silly - and sometimes things come out a little awkward and sometimes Eddie has to redo Steve's math from over his shoulder (he swears he's not being an idiot on purpose, honestly, but he doesn't actually mind the way Eddie eventually just drags Steve's chair closer to his and slings an arm around the back of it so he can press into Steve's space and do the mental math every time Steve has more to count than one die and a stat add-on). The party gets used to it all quickly enough even though the first hour or so is spent laughing incredulously every time Steve affects a Voice of his own.

The campaign takes seven hours and it isn't until halfway into hour five that anyone except Steve pieces together the threads of Eddie's characters mysterious memory loss and Steve's PC's cryptic history. Mike gets a funny look on his face ten minutes before they break for snacks and drags Steve into a bathroom.

"What are you doing?" he asks with a grimace and Steve pretends to be confused. "I swear to God, Steve, if you're using this campaign to finally get into Munson's increasingly tight pants I'm going to punch you in the dick."

Steve shrugs and shields his junk, and Mike maybe has an aneurysm but that's his own problem.

The thing is, Dustin is a little shit and when Eddie'd finally convinced Steve to play he'd gone to Dustin with a plan of his own because "I'm a goddamn coward, man, I'm never gonna muster up the courage to do this on my own I need something to force me into a corner." so, like, Eddie knows there's a big reveal coming too and when Dustin drops the lore that Eddie's PC once saved an entire village, died about it, and was brought back to life when Steve's PC made a deal with a literal demon (the same demon they've been chasing across the countryside for the whole campaign, only Steve's PC has been playing it off like he doesn't have a clue who this fucker is) Eddie really leans into the story - presses into Steve's space while Steve gives a lofty speech about how he'd agreed to let the demon take only the memories of his own character because not being known by the love of his life was so much worse than him being gone and maybe it all hits a little too close to home and maybe Eddie only realizes right as Steve's throwing a second failed death save that Steve and Dustin must have planned this and maybe Will is a little too knowledgeable about the intricacies of these disaster gays intricate mating rituals, because he could totally heal Steve's character but the moment is fraught and this shit is fascinating so he lets Steve give a death speech while Eddie - actual Eddie, not his character - has tears in his eyes and thank fuck he doesn't throw a third failure because Eddie looks about ready to upturn the whole table when Will saves a reaction.

And, hey, when Steve's finally up Eddie's hand sort of just doesn't leave it's spot clenched around Steve's knee and they get through the rest of the fight and Dustin builds out a nice little happy ending for them all, Lucas doesn't pretend not to cry about it, and Mike begrudgingly admits it was a cool way to frame the story, and Will stares at Eddie and Steve like he's trying to read their minds.

(It's possible he can read minds? Steve doesn't know for sure except sometimes he's convinced Will has some left over shit from all the Upside Down crap and sometimes Will Knows Things.)

They don't, like, talk about it right away, because that was exhausting and they're all hungry as hell but like, they're sharing a room, sharing the tiny bed tucked up against the window, and it's not the first time they've ever done that but Eddie doesn't really let them get that far because halfway through brushing their teeth together, scrunched up together in the tiny bathroom across the hall, Eddie spits out toothpaste and tucks his face into Steve's neck and Steve hums around his toothbrush and curls a hand in Eddie's hair and it's super fucking inconvenient because now is the perfect time to actually Tell Eddie like he's supposed to but he has a mouthful of toothpaste and an armful of Eddie and -

"I'm gonna kill Dustin," Eddie murmurs into Steve's neck and Steve manages to maneuver his body at an alarming angle so he can clear his mouth without letting go of Eddie. "Gonna kill you too, what the hell, Steve?"

And maybe the whole dying to save the village thing was a little on the nose and maybe Steve's speeches were a little purple prosy and maybe Eddie's never been more charmed by such an absolute dork of a man in his entire life so when Steve gets to eye level and ticks up a brow in question Eddie thinks about how he's always felt like a coward but sometimes The Kids make him brave and he just lays one on Steve, toothpaste lingering in both of their mouths and Mike loudly banging on the bathroom door before Eddie's even managed to get his tongue involved and -

"Holy shit, dude, you're such a dickhead, I'm trying to stick my tongue down Steve's throat, man," Eddie says when he yanks the door open and drags Steve past a beleaguered Mike and a thrilled Will and shoves Steve none too gently back through the bedroom door. "You got earplugs?" he asks, and Mike grimaces.

"No."

"Cool, no worries, if you hear any noises for the next few hours no you didn't."

Eddie actually manages to keep it fairly quiet but Steve is a whiner and Dustin never lives down giving Mike the, like, third most traumatizing evening of his life.

it was all a fake out

Me when the narrator is an external entity with its own motivations and agendas and the script it makes you follow is not the one you are confined to but be well aware that all folly has its limits and all relationships might sour

Ship Art | John x Sabrina | The Diviner and The Baptist | Commission by @derelictheretic

“Kiss me, mercilessly. Leave no corner of me untouched.” — Beau Taplin

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he existed for literally 3 seconds years ago and yet i still think about him